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Reply #1800 - Oct 15th, 2008 at 9:10am
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What you describe is the ever so common conflict between IT/Engineers/Techies and Management/Marketing.
  
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Reply #1801 - Oct 15th, 2008 at 11:31am
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It really is true.  My bosses believe that the technology we have can do anything they've seen in movies.  Because I like money, I have to explain to them that we are not the govt with a billion dollars to spend on the technology they want and/or the system we have now, is not capable of what they've seen in Blade Runner.

TELL ME HOW A CAMERA CAN LOOK BEHIND CORNERS?!

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Reply #1802 - Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:01pm
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I dunno man I saw it in Enemy of the State and all Will Smith movies are real.
  

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Reply #1803 - Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:13pm
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TELL ME HOW A CAMERA CAN LOOK BEHIND CORNERS?!



An elaborate system of mirrors...

Do I have to solve all of your problems?!
  
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Reply #1804 - Oct 15th, 2008 at 4:06pm
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X wrote on Oct 15th, 2008 at 11:31am:
...I have to explain to them that we are not the govt with a billion dollars to spend on the technology they want and/or the system we have now, is not capable of what they've seen in Blade Runner.


For what its worth, not every part of the .gov has billions of dollars to spend on new toys.  You should see some of the stuff I have to work with!

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Reply #1805 - Oct 15th, 2008 at 4:33pm
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You should see what I have to deal with then...

Me:  Hard wired logic contorllers, when the hell was this put in?
Guy from casting plant:  Our records show this was put in in 1978.
Me:  *sigh*


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Reply #1806 - Oct 26th, 2008 at 4:53pm
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Only 9 days to go until election day, and I'm sitting in Washington D.C.  Everything is crazy here.  There must be a hundred thousand people protesting on the national mall right now.

I think I'm going to take a bus downtown later this week to check out some of the monuments.  Anything I should watch out for?

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Reply #1807 - Oct 26th, 2008 at 9:17pm
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I haven't been there since the hike in security. can you still go up the Washington monument?

Also, didn't know you were going to DC. aside from protests, etc, how is it?
  

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Reply #1808 - Oct 26th, 2008 at 11:14pm
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Be careful of the 68 people trying to sell you the same generic brand of Okleys and Rolexes.

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Reply #1809 - Oct 27th, 2008 at 7:38pm
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MediaMaster wrote on Oct 26th, 2008 at 9:17pm:
Also, didn't know you were going to DC. aside from protests, etc, how is it?



I'm here all week for some training.  The political campaigning around here is crazy.  Every square foot of wall and lawn space is covered with campaign posters.

I've seen most of the monuments from a distance, but I haven't gotten close enough to any of them to see what the security is like.  I was really surprised at hose close the monuments were to the airport.  It couldn't have been more than 2,000 feet from the runway.  The pentagon was also somewhat surprising, being much closer to the national mall than I anticipated.

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Reply #1810 - Oct 30th, 2008 at 9:29am
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Thousands to douse annual Detroit arson tradition

DETROIT – The city that used to burn on the night before Halloween as mischief-makers torched abandoned buildings has largely doused its Devil's Night by mobilizing tens of thousands of citizens and law-enforcement personnel each year to patrol city neighborhoods.

"It's unfortunate of course that we have to do this, but this is the hand we're dealt," said Luther Keith, executive director of ARISE Detroit!, a coalition of community groups hoping to keep Detroit safe from fires and vandalism around Halloween.

At its peak in 1984, 810 fires were reported in Detroit from Oct. 29 to 31, fueled by, among other things, Devil's Night's growing notoriety and the city's large number of abandoned buildings.

But the number of blazes has dropped — 147 fires were reported last year for the three days ending Oct. 31, up from the 113 reported in 2006 and 121 in 2005.

That's in part thanks to volunteers and law enforcement officials who patrol neighborhoods and monitor abandoned buildings starting the night of Oct. 29, part of what has been called Angels' Night since the 1990s.

This year, officials worry that the national foreclosure crisis, and a spate of vacant homes left in its wake, could be tempting targets for arsonists. Detroit ranked as the 14th hardest-hit metropolitan area in the third quarter of this year by foreclosure listing service RealtyTrac Inc.

About 35,000 volunteers have signed up with the city for this year's Angels' Night, and about 50,000 people will volunteer, said Daniel Cherrin, a spokesman for Mayor Ken Cockrel Jr. The city also imposes a youth curfew and takes other preventative measures.

"It's a testament to Detroiters that we understand that we have to be proactive," Keith said. "We can't afford complacency by any means."

Personnel from the city's fire and police departments will be joined this year by state and federal agencies, as well as 25 volunteers from the Michigan Army National Guard, some of whom will patrol in uniform.

Richard Smith, 67, has participated in anti-arson patrols and other volunteer activities for more than two decades in northwest Detroit's middle-class Grandmont neighborhood. He said three homes on his block have been abandoned due to foreclosure in the last couple of years.

"At this point, the best that we can hope for is that someone will keep an eye on those homes and report any possible incidents," the retired city elections worker said.

Cockrel said at a Wednesday news conference that the foreclosure crisis's impact in Detroit "means the problem is a bit more acute this year."

The success of Angels' Night in Detroit has inspired a similar program in Saginaw, another Michigan city that has grappled with arson and the resulting negative publicity.

Angels' Night debuted there a year ago with 2,000 volunteers and reduced the number of fires on the nights around Halloween from over 60 in 2006 to 14 last year, said Marcia Rabideau, chairwoman of Saginaw Arson Watch, which organizes the program with the city.

With 3,500 volunteers signed up to help this year, Rabideau says she hopes to further reduce arson. "We're hoping to get to zero, so that's our goal," she said.


You know it's sad when you think you can claim victory with a "only 147" fires are reported.  How about we just let it burn and have Lake Huron rise up and wash the ash away?

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Reply #1811 - Oct 30th, 2008 at 5:08pm
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Yeah, now that Kwame Kilpatrick is gone, there is no point in retaining Detroit for the comedic value.

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Reply #1812 - Oct 31st, 2008 at 12:35am
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Red text makes my eyes bleed fire.
  
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Reply #1813 - Oct 31st, 2008 at 7:29am
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I would pay $100,000 to see that.

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Reply #1814 - Oct 31st, 2008 at 7:57am
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I don't know about $100,000, but I'd definitely be willing to pitch in $3.50.

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