This article probably belongs in the Cry Freedom thread, but it's just so random and stupid that I decided to put it in Random Stupidity instead. Enjoy!
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/826059,CST-NWS-bagban05.articleCity may ban little baggies
COUNCIL | They're 'Marketing 101' for drug dealers, cop says
March 5, 2008
BY FRAN SPIELMAN City Hall Reporter
Tiny plastic bags used to sell small quantities of heroin, crack cocaine, marijuana and other drugs would be banned in Chicago, under a crackdown advanced Tuesday by a City Council committee.
Ald. Robert Fioretti (2nd) persuaded the Health Committee to ban possession of "self-sealing plastic bags under two inches in either height or width," after picking up 15 of the bags on a recent Sunday afternoon stroll through a West Side park.
Lt. Kevin Navarro, commanding officer of the Chicago Police Department's Narcotics and Gang Unit, said the ordinance will be an "important tool" to go after grocery stores, health food stores and other businesses. The bags are used by the thousand to sell small quantities of drugs at $10 or $20 a bag.
Navarro referred to the plastic bags as "Marketing 101 for the drug dealers." Many of them have symbols, allowing drug users to ask for "Superman" or "Blue Dolphin" instead of the drug itself, he said.
Prior to the final vote, Ald. Walter Burnett (27th) expressed concern about arresting innocent people. He noted that extra buttons that come with suits, shirts and blouses -- and jewelry that's been repaired -- come in similar plastic bags.
Burnett was reassured by language that states "one reasonably should know that such items will be or are being used" to package, transfer, deliver or store a controlled substance. Violators would be punished by a $1,500 fine.
Health Committee Chairman Ed Smith (28th) said the ban is part of a desperate effort to stop what he called "the most destructive force" in Chicago neighborhoods.
"We need to use every measure that we possibly can to stop it because it is destroying our kids," he said.
You know, if we just got rid of all the children, it would probably solve all of these problems. I'm just sayin'....
Are drug dealers really going to be deterred by this? Are they incapable of driving outside of Chicago to buy these little bags? Criminals can get drugs that are illegal in every state in the US but they can’t manage to bring in little plastic bags that are only illegal in Chicago? Are they incapable of finding substitutes for the baggies?
Seriously, do these guys think drug dealers are simply going to give up on the lucrative narcotics trade because some plastic bags have been outlawed?
(...Chicago in verse: TAX, BAN, TAX, BAN, TAX TAX BAN, TAX!)