"Patrick needs to see, Robin Williams"

Hopefully, not naked in all his hairy splendor.
"Patrick needs to change style"

But he's so superFLY!

"Patrick Needs You!"

Baby
"Patrick needs your help acquiring penicillin ..."

To stave off all the mercury in people's body from flu shots
"Patrick needs to win a race to keep from becoming a pretty
face"

It's soo true!
"Patrick needs to idenmtify himself with a few issues and positions that are the
opposite of what one would expect from a progrssive."

He's a Communist!
"Patrick needs to realize what a great catch he is and take some risks"

*Tears* You like me...you really like me!!