Quote:at least the Quaker Oats man has good food.
What are you smoking? Oatmeal is disgusting, and the Quaker Oats man is a pervert. He was singlehandedly responsible for the Bolshevik Revolution, Richard Nixon's presidency, and Hurricane Katrina. He travels from place to place, sowing unrest and chaos in his wake. He tells scary stories to children at bedtime, and drinks milk straight from the carton!
Did you know his favorite pastime is burning down homeless shelters, or that his drink of choice is the tears of orphaned children? Kittens would burst into flame if that guy even
looked at them! He is a deceitful, violent philanderer who subsists entirely on human suffering and puppy tears. He'll sell your organs to the Russian mafia!
I also blame him for global warming, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the death of common sense.
-b0b
(...just pwn3d the Quaker Oats man.)