The Burger King has nothing on the Quaker Oats man.  That guy is freakin' creepy!

-b0b
(...saw him driving an ice cream truck offering "free candy" to children that would "come with him.")

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What are you smoking?  Oatmeal is disgusting, and the Quaker Oats man is a pervert.  He was singlehandedly responsible for the Bolshevik Revolution, Richard Nixon's presidency, and Hurricane Katrina.  He travels from place to place, sowing unrest and chaos in his wake.  He tells scary stories to children at bedtime, and drinks milk straight from the carton!

Did you know his favorite pastime is burning down homeless shelters, or that his drink of choice is the tears of orphaned children?  Kittens would burst into flame if that guy even looked at them!  He is a deceitful, violent philanderer who subsists entirely on human suffering and puppy tears.  He'll sell your organs to the Russian mafia!

I also blame him for global warming, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the death of common sense.


-b0b
(...just pwn3d the Quaker Oats man.)

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I believe he also shot Franz Ferdinand, which started WW I, and he was the shooter on the grassy knoll, delievering the fateful blow to Kennedy. Oh and he was Bush's campaign manager, too, while he was on the lookout for kids to throw in his van down by the river.

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both the Burger King and the Quaker Oats Man have the same crazy smile/eyes.




coincidence?


Cait
   (...thinks not)

http://www.blizzard.com/press/060509.shtml

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Cait
(...had a nightmare about the BK last night)

thankfully, no.




if I woke up next to the BK, I would more than likely scream, fall off my dorm room bed (its an elevated bed so my dresser can fit under it)....and then i'd crack my head off of my desk and die.





Cait
(...is highly disturbed by the idea of waking up next to the BK)