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                <title>Geek News</title>
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<author>JRogers@TWNCommunications.Net (b0b)</author>      <pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2021 16:18:46 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>I&#39;m still rocking Firefox like it&#39;s 1999. &#160;I occasionally have to use Chrome at work and it&#39;s... fine. &#160;But Firefox FTW.</description>
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                <title>Test</title>
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<author>digital_anim8tor@yahoo.com (MediaMaster)</author>      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 23:18:17 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>testy McTest&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Link &#60;a href=&#34;http://www.google.com&#34; target=&#34;_blank&#34;&#62;www.google.com&#60;/a&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Image &#60;a href=&#34;http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5725/gun27ur.jpg&#34; rel=&#34;gb_image[nice_pics]&#34; title=&#34;gun27ur.jpg&#34;&#62;&#60;img src=&#34;http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5725/gun27ur.jpg&#34; id=&#34;post_img_resize&#34; alt=&#34;gun27ur.jpg&#34; title=&#34;gun27ur.jpg&#34; /&#62;&#60;/a&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;span&#62;YAr!!!&#60;/span&#62;&#60;!--color--&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62; &#60;img rel=&#34;&#38;#58;&#38;#45;X&#34; src=&#34;https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/public_html/yabbfiles//Templates/Forum/default/lipsrsealed.gif&#34; alt=&#34;Lips Sealed&#34; title=&#34;Lips Sealed&#34; /&#62; &#160; &#60;img rel=&#34;&#38;#58;o&#34; src=&#34;https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/public_html/yabbfiles//Templates/Forum/default/shocked.gif&#34; alt=&#34;Shocked&#34; title=&#34;Shocked&#34; /&#62; &#60;span&#62; Ballsack&#60;/span&#62;&#60;!--font--&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;~BRiney&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;(...plays)</description>
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                <title>My Hard Drive is Bigger Than Briney&#39;s</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1224878061</link>
                <category>The Geek Crew/The Mother Board</category>
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<author>digital_anim8tor@yahoo.com (MediaMaster)</author>      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:57:30 GMT</pubDate>
       <description> &#60;img rel=&#34;&#38;#58;o&#34; src=&#34;https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/public_html/yabbfiles//Templates/Forum/default/shocked.gif&#34; alt=&#34;Shocked&#34; title=&#34;Shocked&#34; /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;yea you win! lol. give me a year or three, then we will talk again ! </description>
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                <title>File Server Upgrade</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1368304214</link>
                <category>The Geek Crew/The Mother Board</category>
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<author>JRogers@TWNCommunications.Net (b0b)</author>      <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:35:37 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>This, I suppose, is the real reason for the storage expansion:&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;div&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Other/DataConsumption2.jpg&#34; rel=&#34;gb_image[nice_pics]&#34; title=&#34;DataConsumption2.jpg&#34;&#62;&#60;img src=&#34;http://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Other/DataConsumption2.jpg&#34; id=&#34;post_img_resize&#34; alt=&#34;DataConsumption2.jpg&#34; title=&#34;DataConsumption2.jpg&#34; /&#62;&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/div&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;1TB downloaded over VPN in the last 30 days.  ;p&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;-b0b&#60;br /&#62;(...thinks that might be a new personal record.)</description>
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                <title>In 1952 a Star Was Born!</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1184677401</link>
                <category>The Geek Crew/The Mother Board</category>
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<author>JRogers@TWNCommunications.Net (b0b)</author>      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:07:10 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>Who the heck is Ben Browder?&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;-b0b&#60;br /&#62;(...would Google it, but he&#39;s lazy.)</description>
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                <title>Miers Withdraws</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1130528978</link>
                <category>The Geek Crew/The Mother Board</category>
                <guid>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1130528978</guid>
<author>agentx216@yahoo.com (X)</author>      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 03:26:40 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>Well I can tell you one thing. &#160;A President will never &#160;NEVER NERVER! nominate someone who is not going to be confirmed. &#160;And I do mean never. &#160;While it&#39;s obvious she was just a place holder...I do not know what reason it was for. &#160;I think we will know the truth when Bush writes his memiors. &#160;Bob you&#39;re choice is fair, logical, and completely ok. &#160;That&#39;s why she&#39;s not going to get it. &#160;Bush wants someone who will agree with stuff like Eminent Domain and Patriot Act. &#160;Your nomination would not be into that. &#160;She is a smart lady. &#160;So I think she needs to be in a state Supreme Court where they decide whether or not to follow what&#39;s passed down from the fed&#39;s SC. &#160;I really wish I had a theory on this one. &#160;Look at her and look at the controversy and what&#39;s she said in the past that has come out. &#160;Bush and his admin staff knew about these. &#160;It takes a minimum of 4 months to &#34;vet&#34; someone for nomination. &#160;Any questions?&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;X&#60;br /&#62;(Thinks everyone who voted for Eminent Domain should be shot or given to China)</description>
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                <title>PC Build Thread</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1273535763</link>
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<author>agentx216@yahoo.com (X)</author>      <pubDate>Fri, 4 Jun 2010 07:19:33 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>Alright gents, I don&#39;t know if you&#39;d be willing to help but I&#39;m looking to purchase a video camcorder along with a new computer build. &#160;If you&#39;d like, I would appreciate any advice you have.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;I&#39;m looking at two main cameras:&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;1)Sony HDR-XR500V &#60;br /&#62;2)Canon VIXIA HF S100 &#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;I am currently leaning to the Canon more. &#160;I&#39;ve also looked at the following:&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;- Canon VIXIA HF20 - has internal memory&#60;br /&#62;- Canon VIXIA HF200 - like HF20 but no internal memory&#60;br /&#62;- Canon VIXIA HG21&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;I definately want one that&#39;s in HD. &#160;I&#39;m also looking for one that performs well in low-light since I want to do some outdoor shots, but I also want a professional look to my video.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Are there cameras you guys use that fit this or blow you out of the water?&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;I&#39;m looking at shooting some urban exploring/hacking vids and I really would love to get back out to Purgatory for a documentary film (anyone up for the trip?).&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Another thing that makes me think Canon is their support with other add-ons (lenses, mics, lights, etc.).&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;I appreciate your help and let me know what you think!&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;X</description>
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                <title>A Perfectly Good Plane...</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1377747373</link>
                <category>The Geek Crew/The Mother Board</category>
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<author>agentx216@yahoo.com (X)</author>      <pubDate>Wed, 4 Sep 2013 13:18:06 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>Did they tell you how to get the twist out of the line?&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;What did it feel like just coasting to earth?&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;X</description>
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                <title>Favorite Firefox extensions?</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1148518449</link>
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<author>agentx216@yahoo.com (X)</author>      <pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 08:37:50 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>Adblock no doubt...also the weather one is pretty sweet.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;X</description>
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                <title>The Official Christmas Loot Thread</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1198681244</link>
                <category>The Geek Crew/The Mother Board</category>
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<author>JRogers@TWNCommunications.Net (b0b)</author>      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:00:44 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>Just wondering what you guys got (and gave) for Christmas?&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;I snagged a copy of Call of Duty 4, a Chinese NES/SNES combo system, a schpanky pocket watch, and some other assorted goodies. &#160;Meredith also hooked me up with one of the worst games ever, Bible Adventures for the NES. &#160;How cool is that?&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Call of Duty 4 is easily one of the best tactical FPS&#39;s I&#39;ve ever played, and that&#39;s saying something. &#160;For the love of peat moss, &#60;b&#62;buy this game!&#60;/b&#62; &#160;You won&#39;t regret it!&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;As I mentioned in an earlier thread, I got an XBox 360 Elite for Meredith along with Katamari and DDR. &#160;I&#39;m almost as excited about it as she is. &#160;I&#39;m going to play around with the Media Center Extender this evening, so hopefully we&#39;ll be able to watch movies, TV shows, videos and anime from the Bobulator on our TV. &#160;Of course, I&#39;m also looking forward to Dead Rising and Mass Effect...&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;-b0b&#60;br /&#62;(...celebrates commercialism!)</description>
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                <title>Firefox 2.0 Alt+S Fix</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1163699006</link>
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<author>JRogers@TWNCommunications.Net (b0b)</author>      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 17:43:26 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>I don&#39;t know about you guys, but I always use Alt+S to submit forum posts. &#160;Firefox 2.0 rerouted Alt+S to the open the History menu, but you can fix it with this simple method...&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62; &#60;b&#62;Quote:&#60;/b&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;div&#62;First, open a new tab and type in the address bar: about:config&#60;br /&#62;Second, scroll almost all the way down to the bottom and find: ui.key.chromeAccess. Double click on it, and change the number that pops up from 4 to 5.&#60;br /&#62;Third, the option right below is ui.key.contentAccess. Double-click it, and change the option from 5 to 4.&#60;br /&#62;Finally restart Firefox, and your alt-s posting goodness will have returned! Yay! &#60;/div&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;The fix came compliments of this forum thread: &#160;&#60;a href=&#34;http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/337588.html&#34; target=&#34;_blank&#34;&#62;http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/337588.html&#60;/a&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;So far, Firefox 2.0 is pretty sweet. &#160;The tabs now have their own &#34;X&#34; close buttons, which people have been asking for ever since Firefox 1.0. &#160;It also includes a spell check feature which is similar to the Microsoft Office offering.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;I&#39;m still having a weird problem with pages printing oddly. &#160;Anything I print from Firefox, regardless of printer, prints in small scale and only used 25-40% of the page. &#160;This developed suddenly with Firefox 1.5.0.8, which prompted my upgrade to 2.0, but still no joy.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;-b0b&#60;br /&#62;(...just thought he&#39;d throw this out there.)</description>
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                <title>Anim8tr-Mobile Sighting!</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1214870883</link>
                <category>The Geek Crew/The Mother Board</category>
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<author>JRogers@TWNCommunications.Net (b0b)</author>      <pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 00:08:03 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>I saw the Anim8tr-Mobile chilling at Pizza Hut yesterday with a pizza delivery sign on top. &#160;Some older gentleman appeared to be driving. &#160;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Who has hijacked the LAN wagon for the purposes of delivering tasty treats?&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;-b0b&#60;br /&#62;(.../random.)</description>
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                <title>World War II Army Archives</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1161190085</link>
                <category>The Geek Crew/The Mother Board</category>
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<author>digital_anim8tor@yahoo.com (MediaMaster)</author>      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:09:59 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>&#60;a href=&#34;http://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&#38;mtch=2&#38;cat=WR26&#38;q=Quentin+Olson&#38;mtch=2&#38;bc=sl&#38;rpp=10&#38;pg=1&#38;tf=F&#38;rid=1383212&#38;rlst=1383212,1383210&#34; target=&#34;_blank&#34;&#62;http://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&#38;mtch=2&#38;cat=WR26&#38;q=Quentin+Olson&#38;mtch=2&#38;bc=sl&#38;rpp=10&#38;pg=1&#38;tf=F&#38;rid=1383212&#38;rlst=1383212,1383210&#60;/a&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Eric and myself&#39;s grandpa.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;</description>
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                <title>Thanksgiving LAN</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1130349643</link>
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<author>JRogers@TWNCommunications.Net (b0b)</author>      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 13:55:21 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>Alright, so will I be LAN&#39;ning by myself? &#160;Is that even possible?&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;i&#62;&#34;I think I&#39;m going to have a traditional Thanksgiving this year. &#160;I&#39;m going to invite the neighbors over for dinner, then kill them and take their land!&#34;&#60;/i&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;-b0b&#60;br /&#62;(...needs some LANNAGE!)</description>
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                <title>Home Intruder</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1135120440</link>
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<author>mariedysangco@gmail.com (Marie)</author>      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:01:53 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>Maybe he thought he was Santa.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Squirrels are weird. &#160;Please refer to an old blog entry of mine:&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Okay, so the STRANGEST THING EVER happened to me Friday night...&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;I was at my cousin&#39;s cooking several mouth-watering sweets for my youth group&#39;s bake sale to benefit our upcoming trip to New York. My cookies were looking golden brown, so I asked my cousin Vince where his family kept the oven mitts. He pointed towards a particular drawer, which I opened. Sure enough, it contained oven mitts. I started to slide my hand into one so that I could use it, when all of a sudden I felt some slight movement. Since oven mitts don&#39;t usually move on their own, I knew there was something up, so I immediately drew out my hand. All of a sudden I see this big furry animal hop out of the mitt, jump onto the floor and scurry out of the kitchen into the house. I screamed, of course, thinking it was a rat, but it had a big bushy tail. Yes, a SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL had somehow made its way into the house, come down the stairs into the kitchen, opened a drawer, hopped in, got cozy inside an oven mitt, closed the drawer, and SURVIVED long enough for me to find it. Vince, my cousins, my aunt and I managed to corner it, capture it with a towel, and chuck it outside. Afterwards we looked at each other as if to say &#34;You saw that, right? It wasn&#39;t just me?&#34;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Honestly, does that happen...to ANYBODY? This has definitely been my most profound WTF?! moment and the highlight of my summer...and I still have a scratch from the chipmunk to prove it.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;/again, WTF?!&#60;br /&#62;//still geeking out about it&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Make yourself some squirrel stew for your birthday or something &#160;&#60;img rel=&#34;&#38;#58;D&#34; src=&#34;https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/public_html/yabbfiles//Templates/Forum/default/cheesy.gif&#34; alt=&#34;Cheesy&#34; title=&#34;Cheesy&#34; /&#62;</description>
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                <title>Why Americans Hate Their Government</title>
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<author>JRogers@TWNCommunications.Net (b0b)</author>      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 02:39:25 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>As you guys know, I&#39;m a government employee. &#160;Some people like to label all government employees as lazy, inept, overpaid, or corrupt. &#160;Obviously, using a broad brush to paint such a large group with is ridiculous, but after this week I completely understand why Americans think government employees are so incredibly incompetent, unhelpful, and overcompensated.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Meredith and I will be traveling to Japan in April. &#160;I&#39;ve never been out of the country before so I need a passport. &#160;To understand the difficulties I had in obtaining the passport, it is important to know that I was born in Kalamazoo County and adopted at birth in St. Joseph County. &#160;My mother later remarried and my surname was changed at age 6, again in St. Joseph County. &#160;This is all relatively standard fare, but it caused a heck of a lot of unnecessary complication when applying for my passport. &#160;I had to jump through a ridiculous number of hoops to get it all sorted:&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62; &#60;b&#62;Quote:&#60;/b&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;div&#62;1) &#160;Go to the St. Joseph County Courthouse with my application and passport fee. &#160;Since I was adopted in St. Joseph County, I figured they would have my birth certificate on file. &#160;They didn&#39;t. &#160;This is my fault. &#160;Distance: &#160;10 miles.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;2) &#160;Call Kalamazoo County to ensure they have my birth certificate. &#160;I clearly state that my name was changed and the name on the birth certificate is different from my driver&#39;s license. &#160;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;3) &#160;Go to Kalamazoo County to get my birth certificate. &#160;Oops, we can&#39;t give you that! &#160;Your driver&#39;s license doesn&#39;t match your birth certificate! &#160;Sorry we forgot to mention that on the phone! &#160;Distance: 30 miles.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;4) &#160;Go back to St. Joseph County Court and get a copy of the name change order. &#160;&#34;That will be $11, please.&#34; &#160;Distance: &#160;30 miles.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;5) &#160;Go back to Kalamazoo County and present the name change order. &#160;Get the birth certificate. &#160;Distance: &#160;30 miles.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;6) &#160;Go back to St. Joseph County with the birth certificate. &#160;Pay $75 for the passport application, $8 for a passport photo and $25 for the clerk&#39;s &#34;processing&#34; fee. &#160;Return home. &#160;Distance: 30 miles + 10 miles.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;7) &#160;Get a call an hour later from St. Joseph County. &#160;Kalamazoo County gave me the wrong birth certificate. &#160;It belonged to some poor sod with a similar name. &#160;I&#39;m sure he appreciates me having a certified copy of his birth certificate.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;8) &#160;Call Kalamazoo County to report the problem. &#160;They won&#39;t mail, e-mail, or fax the correct copy of my certificate to St. Joseph County, and I have to bring them another copy of the name change order since they shredded the old one. &#160;Bastages.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;9) &#160;Return to St. Joseph County. &#160;Pay another $11 for a second copy of the name change order. &#160;Pick up the incorrect birth certificate from the county clerk. &#160;Distance: &#160;10 miles.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;10) Drive back to Kalamazoo County. &#160;Swap name change order and incorrect birth certificate for correct birth certificate. &#160;Distance: 30 miles.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;11) Drive back to St. Joseph County. &#160;Hand in correct birth certificate. &#160;The clerk informs me that I need yet &#60;i&#62;another &#60;/i&#62;copy of my name change order to send with my passport application. &#160;So I walk back to the probate court and spend another ELEVEN FREAKING DOLLARS to get a third copy of the order. &#160;Mind you, I had to pay $11 for this one-page document just so I could carry it roughly 200 feet and hand it to another county employee. &#160;I return this to the clerk and finish the application. &#160;Return home. &#160;Distance: &#160;30 + 10 miles.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Passport Cost: &#160;$75&#60;br /&#62;Administrative Costs: $79&#60;br /&#62;Total Mileage: &#160;220 miles&#60;br /&#62;Fuel Costs: &#160; &#160; &#160;$35.00&#60;br /&#62;Vacation Time: &#160; &#160; &#160;12 Hours &#60;/div&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;b&#62;Rant 1: &#160;It&#39;s too expensive.&#60;/b&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Imagine this scenario: &#160;You have a one-page document on your desk from fulfilling an earlier request. &#160;The requester needs another copy of the document. &#160;You make a copy of the page in your Xerox, stamp it, and sign the bottom. &#160;This process takes approximately 45 seconds. &#160;What kind of value do you think that 45 seconds is worth? &#160;If you&#39;re a probate clerk, it&#39;s worth $11. &#160;If you&#39;re a county clerk, it&#39;s worth $13. &#160;If you need to spend two minutes reviewing a passport application, your time is worth $25. &#160;At $13 per pop, the county clerk&#39;s time is apparently worth &#60;i&#62;$1,030 per hour&#60;/i&#62;. &#160;Unfortunately, the government has a monopoly on vital records, so they don&#39;t have to show value for their services or offer any real competition.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Mind you, the total cost isn&#39;t really significant. &#160;That said, I don&#39;t think I&#39;m out of line when I get upset about paying $11.00 per copy for a single sheet of paper, especially considering it required the clerk no effort to provide the copy. &#160;If you need to charge me a reasonable fee (about $0.10 per page these days) to cover paper and toner, I have no problem paying that. &#160;Asking me to pay more for this service when I already pay your salary via taxes is unacceptable. &#160;It is ludicrous that I paid more in administrative fees than I did for the passport itself.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;b&#62;Rant 2: It&#39;s laughably archaic.&#60;/b&#62;&#60;br /&#62;This is 2010. &#160;Asking a citizen to drive from one county to another to acquire a document and drive back again is insane. &#160;Asking him to do it three times in a row is patently ridiculous. &#160;We&#39;ve had fax machines for 35 years and encrypted e-mail for nearly twenty. &#160;I&#39;m betting every county clerk in the country has a fax machine and an Internet-accessible computer sitting in their office, so USE them. &#160;Why do I have to spend two hours driving across two counties and back when you can scan a document and send it via encrypted e-mail in less than a minute? &#160;Imagine how much worse this would be if the two counties were on opposite sides of the state, or - worse yet - on opposite sides of the country.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;b&#62;Rant 3: Nobody cares.&#60;/b&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Perhaps the part that upsets me the most is that nobody from either side of the equation really cared about all the trouble they were putting me through. &#160;Employees from both counties were unsympathetic at best and had an attitude of &#34;It&#39;s not my problem.&#34; &#160;The ball was continually dropped in my lap, even though the documentation issues were completely out of my hands. &#160;If St. Joseph needed something from Kalamazoo County or vice versa, I was the one that had to make it happen. &#160;The two offices wouldn&#39;t even pick up the phone and call one another to ensure everyone was on the same page. &#160;Don&#39;t tell me you&#39;re &#34;sorry about the trouble&#34; and send me on my way. &#60;b&#62;Do something about it. &#160;&#60;/b&#62;If you need a document from the other court, pick up the bloody phone and have them to fax it to you.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;Considering how much I paid for documentation and processing, someone could have at least smiled and pretended to give a rip. &#160;If I&#39;m paying somebody $13 to print, stamp, and sign a sheet of paper, the least they can do is provide me with some Vaseline before they bend me over. &#160;Apparently, the term &#34;civil servant&#34; means nothing these days.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;-b0b&#60;br /&#62;(...is done venting now.)</description>
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                <title>Digital Noise Links Image to Camera</title>
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<author>JRogers@TWNCommunications.Net (b0b)</author>      <pubDate>Fri, 5 May 2006 04:15:04 GMT</pubDate>
       <description> &#60;b&#62;Quote:&#60;/b&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;div&#62;Just like matching a bullet to the gun that fired it, a new technique matches a digital image to the camera that snapped it. &#60;/div&#62;&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;That&#39;s a really, really bad example. &#160;Ballistic fingerprinting is a hit-or-miss technology, and it hardly constitutes an exact science.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;-b0b&#60;br /&#62;(...rolls his eyes.)</description>
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                <title>Post 4500!</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1211907519</link>
                <category>The Geek Crew/The Mother Board</category>
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<author>JRogers@TWNCommunications.Net (b0b)</author>      <pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 16:58:38 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>I&#39;m such a post whore.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;-b0b&#60;br /&#62;(...revels in it.)</description>
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                <title>American Dad</title>
                <link>https://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Forum/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1132540740</link>
                <category>The Geek Crew/The Mother Board</category>
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<author>mariedysangco@gmail.com (Marie)</author>      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 02:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
       <description>Someone needs to download/tape tonight&#39;s episode of American Dad for b0b because he would definitely appreciate it but he&#39;s Amish and doesn&#39;t watch TV.&#60;br /&#62;&#60;br /&#62;/is loving it more than McDonald&#39;s</description>
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