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Title: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 17th, 2005 at 8:43am
MORAL QUESTION
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. THE SITUATION You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. THE TEST Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Bill Clinton! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options--you can save the life of Bill Clinton, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful politicians. THE QUESTION Here's the question, and please give an honest answer: Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 17th, 2005 at 9:52am
I would defineatly go with the black and white. It makes you focus on your subject without being destracted by the intern under him that he's using as a floatation device. And you can clearly make out the lines of terror as he screams that it's not fair he won't be alive to see the one world government he helped to build. Then he screams out to Molec for help and how he wishes he was at the Bohemian Grove where he could have all the gay prostitutes he wants...without going back to his "wife".
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 17th, 2005 at 11:26am
It looks like the good ol' boys at the American Nazi Party were stirring up trouble in Toledo this weekend. When will these people just give up and die?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051016/ap_on_re_us/nazi_march Quote:
You can find more about the rioting and vandalism here... http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051016/NEWS16/51016003 -b0b (...thinks these guys are little more than pathetic scum.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Oct 17th, 2005 at 1:33pm
hmmm....I think you've posted the bill clinton photo thing before, james.
its still not funny, even the second time around. i like how republicans say they are pro-life. strangely, they are also pro-war, pro-guns and anti-democrats. wow! they totally ARE all about the people. :gag: Cait (...b0b, are you TRYING to get me started? because I wouldn't if I were you.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 17th, 2005 at 1:51pm
Oh no's! I'm trembling in my socks over here!
Terrified, petrified, mortified, stupified! -b0b (...no, really.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm
Republicans and Democrats both suck...
This two party thing blows. Why do I have to choose one or the other? Ill just take things that both have, and some that neither have and call them my own, thank you very much. I dont have to follow some cookie cutter way of politics, when has that gotten anything done. Here are my views on politics: Bush is a freaking Nazi. Enough said. I dont know what hes got planned for the rest of his time in office, but its got me wishing I had a bomb shelter constructed. We are so overdue for another "terrorist attack" its not even funny. I dont like abortion at all but our government does not have the right to push religous views on women's bodies. Third trimester abortions are dangerous, so I dont think those should be allowed. The government should be seperate from the church. This is not the middle ages or something; we are not run by a religous body. I know those that founded this country had religious beliefs, but they did not intend those beliefs to run this country. Its that very thing that they were running from in the first place. Gay marriage, again... whatever. If they want to do it, go ahead, who are we to judge. I'm morally against it and would not like to see it at all, but hey, thats just me. Marriage in this country is more legality and tax breaks anyway, we long ago abandoned the sanctity of it. Gun control... stupid idea. The 2nd amendment was made so citizens could protect themselves against their OWN government. Remove the guns from the people and you have a situation where people are left helpless. Think Hitler and other dictators who disarmed their countries before gaining total power. You might think that there wont be a time where we are going to have to revolt against the US government, but just wait a few years. Drugs. Legalize em. who cares. The whole reason there is such a huge problem in this country is the fact that they are taboo and hard to get. Legalize the less dangerous ones and get rid of some of that drug problem. Of course it will prolly make some more potheads, but then again who knows if it would be "cool" anymore if everyone could get access to it. I really dont know enough about the issue, so thats just a loose viewpoint. I am a Christian, Jesus is my Lord and Savior. Evolution is a made up tale, the Creation is far easier to explain scientifically that the bull that scientists spew out in their elitist journals. These are my beliefs, take em or leave em /shrug ~BRiney |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 17th, 2005 at 4:57pm MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
Actually, Democrats suck and Republicans blow. There's a fine distinction between the two. On a serious note, though, I agree wholeheartedly. As I've argued before, the entire concept of a party affiliations is morally bankrupt. Judges are barred from listing a party affiliation because it could jeapordize their judicial impartiality. Aren't politicians supposed to be impartial? Aren't they supposed to represent their constituents without thought to their personal desires? We've gone from a system of electing a person most likely to represent us to electing a person most like us that will represent themselves. MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
Right. The Constitutional Party is the only group that even comes close to representing a majority of my beliefs, but even they're out in left field on some issues and they don't stand a chance of ever getting a major candidate elected. MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
You hit that one on the nail. We haven't done a single thing since 9/11 that has made us even the slightest bit safer. There is nothing stopping a foreign terrorist from sailing to Mexico with a packload of nastiness strapped to his back and crossing the porous US-Mexico border. They could be coming our way with a boatload of malicious intent and we'd never even see it coming. (Abortion comments separated into another post for detailed berating.) MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
I agree with this to some degree. God said... Matthew 22:20 - And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? Matthew 22:21 - They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's." Christ's churches are not intended to run the government. However, that does not absolve governmental figures from their obligations before God, nor does it give a government an excuse to be morally bankrupt. The Bible has several examples of Godly nations. Ultimately, there is no power on earth that will run completely parallel to God's word. Even the haughty ideals of a constitutional America are going to go adrift somewhere. As such, we have a choice to make. Do we put God first, or America first? MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
It's not a question of allowing gay marriage, it's a question of recognizing gay marriage. If the vast majority of constituents in a state wouldn't personally recognize the marriage, why should the state defy its citizens and offer that very same recognition? MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
Can I get an amen? Truer words have never been spoken! MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
You summed that up pretty well, and everyone knows what I think about the subject, so there isn't much I can add to that. Good stuff, Briney. MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
Up until a few months ago, I used to believe the same thing. My rationalization was, "Hey, it's your body, do what you want." Then I read "Under the Overpass," an amazing book about a young Christian that spent six months living the "homeless life" so he could gain a better understanding about exactly what these people needed. One thing he continuously pointed out was the total domination of drugs in the lives of homeless people all over the country. I'm not talking about marijuana, either. You see, we'll end up paying for rampant drug use one way or the other. We can either keep it illegal and pay insane amounts of cash enforcing a bunch of unenforceable laws, or we can eliminate the laws and pay insane amounts of cash for rehabilitation, welfare, unemployment, medical benefits, and other social costs. My fix? Legalize drugs, but make users register. From that date forward, the user is no longer eligible for any government benefits, including welfare, medicare, medicaid, or any social security above and beyond what they paid in. Problem solved, everyone is happy. -b0b (...steps off his soapbox.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 17th, 2005 at 4:58pm Quote:
Absolute nonsense. Since when was defending against the premeditated, unsubstantiated, cold-blooded murder of a defenseless child considered a "religious view?" All law is based on somebody's sense of morality. Without ethics or a common definition of decency, there would be no law. Anyone who fails to see abortion as immoral, unethical, and indecent is (at best) uneducated about the issue and (at worst) seriously depraved. To illustrate a point, let me introduce you to a friend of mine. Her name is Kati, and we share the same birthdate. Like me, Kati was adopted. Like me, her mother chose to carry her to term and place her for adoption instead of killing her. I met Kati about five years ago while trying to find my birthsiblings and we became fast friends. Kati is a wonderful girl and I am eternally thankful for her support through some very rough times. Every time I hear someone advocate abortion or somehow suggest that it is a "woman's right," a hundred faces pop into my head and hers is foremost. You see, when you suggest that abortion is a "woman's right," you suggest that eliminating Kati is acceptable. You suggest that ending her life before she even took her first breath is somehow noble. You suggest that Kati was a mistake and that killing her is an appropriate solution to that mistake. On behalf of "mistakes" everywhere, I humbly disagree. Could you tell Kati to her face that abortion is a woman's right? I certainly hope not. Quote:
Dangerous for who? The mother? I guarantee it's dangerous for the baby! What makes the mother's life any more sacrosanct than that of her child? Besides, once you start playing the "date" game, you realize how futile it is. Most people can't pinpoint the conception of their child on a calendar, so setting a specific date in stone for the beginning of the third trimester would be impossible. It's pointless anyway. If a doctor is willing to perform an abortion, I doubt fudging a date on a medical form would be ethically troubling. -b0b (...thinks he might've broken the freakin' soapbox.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 17th, 2005 at 5:05pm
Bob you are preaching to the choir here. I totally agree, but how do you propose that the US handle this problem?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 17th, 2005 at 6:33pm
You mentioned banning third-trimester abortions because of potential physical complications, but what about the psychological trauma suffered by women that abort their children? Post-Abortive Syndrome is a very real and very common ailment suffered by women that kill their children, and I honestly don't know how such a thing could be unexpected.
http://www.abortionfacts.com/reardon/after_abortion_psychological_rea.asp Quote:
Ban it. Make it a capital offense. Any woman having an abortion would be charged with murder, as would any so-called doctor that might be involved. Her husband/boyfriend/whatever would be charged as an accessory if he urged her to do it. Anybody depraved enough to murder their own child deserves to rot in the darkest jail cell on earth. -b0b (...) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 17th, 2005 at 9:32pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Gambit on Oct 17th, 2005 at 10:06pm
i didn't know you were adopted.....
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 17th, 2005 at 11:06pm
b0b that little diddy you just wrote under the picture of Katie was damned impressive.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 17th, 2005 at 11:47pm
yea I admit i was becoming slightly apathetic on the subject... Many women at my school feel very strongly on the subject, and after a few debates I was thinking legislatively abortion should be allowed. But after reading that and alot of thought, If im giving in a little there, how is that any different if I support it outright. Its either you do it or not...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 18th, 2005 at 11:37am
On a lighter (though just as ominous) note, Sylvester Stallone has agreed to act in another Rocky movie.
Yeah, just what we needed. http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2005/10/18/stallone_to_return_for_rocky/ This thing has "box office flop" written all over it. -b0b (...oh, and Peter Mayhew is an American now.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 18th, 2005 at 2:43pm
For those of you that are familiar with Jack Thompson, the idiot on a crusade against GTA and The Sims 2, he's Penny Arcade is laying the smack down hardcore.
Mr. Thompson said he'd donate $10,000 to charity if someone developed a game featuring the murder of various video game executives and game store clerks. Of course, when someone did just that (by modding GTA, ironically enough) he renegged and said his challenge was "satire." So, Penny Arcade did it for him. They cut a check for $10,000 to the Entertainment Software Association Foundation, which I thought was a hilariously appropriate choice. Apparently, Mr. Thompson just won't learn his lesson. He's attempting to have Gabe and Tycho arrested over the debacle. http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/18/1516223&from=rss What an idiot. -b0b (...thinks God gave us Jack Thompson so we'd have someone to hate more than Microsoft.) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 18th, 2005 at 4:29pm
Various military installations, naval ships, nuclear reactors, etc. via Google Earth. Very spooky.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/14/google_earth_competition_results/ -b0b (...will probably disappear now.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 18th, 2005 at 8:35pm
Yea google earth is addicting. You can literally spend hours there.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Oct 18th, 2005 at 8:49pm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cait (is really neglecting homework) random stupidity ::) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 18th, 2005 at 9:53pm
Uh oh someone found the Marquee button
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 18th, 2005 at 10:45pm
Marquee is annoying, but at least it isn't <Blink>. <Blink> died a much, much needed death.
-b0b (...is glad it's gone.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 19th, 2005 at 3:04am
...misses the point. <blink> ?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 19th, 2005 at 9:18am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4354508.stm
I'd ask him about his dealing with global take over and if he left I'd file suit against services not rendered.....I wonder if he puts out on the first date? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 19th, 2005 at 10:01am
Sounds like a zionist plot to me!
-b0b (...weeeeeeee!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 20th, 2005 at 9:10am
You see, this is why only cops should have guns! I always knew that cops had some kind of Jedi-like mastery of their weapons that mere subj... err, citizens could never hope to attain.
http://phoenix.portal.cox.net/cci/newsnational/national?_mode=view&_state=maximized&view=article&id=D8DBBDO00 -b0b (...would locked and loaded.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 20th, 2005 at 9:44am
I'm thinking we should execute by firing squad anyone who misues a firearm.
1) It gives guns a bad name...we don't need that. The guns didn't do anything to you :'( 2) It would help the global elite lessen the population of Earth to 500 million (look it up on the Georgia Guidestones and in the UN charter!) 3) If we really believe in evolution then these people aren't the "fittest" so they shouldn't survive. X (Tra la la la la....global domination...tra la la la la) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 20th, 2005 at 11:57am
I thought this particular smiley was worth a Random Stupidity post.
[smiley=JackThompson.gif] There is quite a story behind this picture, which lead to Jack Thompson calling for the creator's incarceration. Yeah, you only think I'm kidding... http://gr.bolt.com/articles/jack/jack.htm -b0b (...bahahaha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 20th, 2005 at 1:59pm
After stalling in Congress last year, the firearms industry protection law finally passed. S. 397 is on its way to President Bush's desk, and I quite certain he'll sign it.
http://today.reuters.com/news/NewsArticle.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyID=2005-10-20T171840Z_01_MOR021735_RTRUKOC_0_US-CONGRESS-GUNS.xml This law is freakin' common sense. If someone gets shot with a Colt Python during a drug deal gone wrong, how in the world is Colt responsible for that? Colt didn't sell the gun to the drug dealer, and Colt didn't pull the trigger. This law should end such nonsense. -b0b (...thinks it's about time.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 21st, 2005 at 10:24am
This is a fantastic article about the state America is in these days. The author gets bonus points for using the term "sheeple," which I've never seen outside of firearm/survivalist websites. Enjoy!
-b0b (...eats sheeple for breakfast.) http://www.townhall.com/opinion/columns/walterwilliams/2005/10/19/171797.html Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 21st, 2005 at 1:12pm
Very nicely written article. This avian flu panic is crazy. They are just building it up to be inevitable. Its strictly a bird flu right now, it would still have to mutate to kill human beings. The panic over a breakout of the disease and the timing of the Bush ruling that puts Avian flu on par with Smallpox and other deadly diseases, is very suspicious.
If anyone has read Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan book series this is all too familiar. Debt of Honor has a commercial jet slamming into Congress, wiping it out and leaving Jack president. The book after that, Executive Decisions, has Iran distribute a disease similiar to Ebola in the United States. Martial law is declared and everything is locked down while the US goes into Iran and kicks balls. The next book, The Bear and the Dragon, puts Russia and the US at war with China over oil. Now this will be different because it is likely that Russia would side with China in the event of a war. Recently China has been found to have understated its defense budget by about 65 billion dollars. They are building up their forces to fight a conflict bigger than Taiwan. A couple months ago China's Defense Minister gave a rousing speech to his soldiers saying that China must invade the United States by 2008 to protect its intrests and gain land. Rediculous. Interesting tho. ~BRiney |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 24th, 2005 at 11:03am
From GamePolitics.com...
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Only in China... -b0b (...or maybe Kalifornistan.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 24th, 2005 at 12:52pm
What, are they trying to start a revolt? Limit Gamer's playing time and you will have one!!!!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 24th, 2005 at 1:29pm
Yanno, I really couldn't blame the WoW administration if they set a flat time limit on the game for Chinese players, but to go to the extremes of programming additional features like XP loss, weapon loss, and a total character reset is just ridiculous. I realize WoW is probably making some serious cash over in China, but to bend over backwards like that is demeaning.
-b0b (...wishes there was a World of WarHammer.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 24th, 2005 at 3:34pm
Well they are a global business. They have to abide by the laws that are set down by the country that they operate in. Guess thats why ye olde Bill Gates bent over backwords to make Microsoft monitoring programs for them. Of course they are going to obey the laws, they aren't going to try to hold on to U.S. morals or laws. Can't make money that way.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 24th, 2005 at 3:36pm
The Archimedes Death Ray!
http://web.mit.edu/2.009/www/lectures/10_ArchimedesResult.html It looks like Myth Busters was probably wrong. -b0b (...still thinks Archimedes made it up.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 24th, 2005 at 6:14pm
That was the hotness. All we need is a smaller version and I can go around lighting buildings on fire! Woot!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 24th, 2005 at 11:26pm
http://www.globalnewsmatrix.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3143
Interesting lil article about this "Bird Flu Pandemic" X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 25th, 2005 at 8:43am
The beginning of the end for easy piracy?
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http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/25/0034224&from=rss -b0b (...thinks this could be bad.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 25th, 2005 at 9:48am
Will never happen. First...if you can read it...you can copy it. Second you would have to give everyone that special DVD player and that means every home and computer. Third, this is what pirates are talking about. They want to be able to watch THEIR OWN movies in any format and do anything to them they want. Disney is just going to be wasting money and their reviews are going to go down because people are not going to be buying those things.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 25th, 2005 at 10:18am
The idea is to safeguard screeners for reviewers and critcs, not to safeguard the final retail product. I think the MPAA understands that protecting retail products is impossible, but they're trying to stop DVD-quality rips from hitting the Interweb before the retail DVD hits the store shelves.
-b0b (...thinks so, anyway.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 25th, 2005 at 10:56am
Those lovable Islamic Jihadists are at it again...
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-10/25/content_487595.htm Three car bombs, including one rather sizable one, rocked the journalist stronghold in Iraq, the Baghdad Hotel. -b0b (...thinks suicide bombing is the ultimate act of self-criticism.) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 26th, 2005 at 3:16am
Remote Control Device 'Controls' Humans
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051026/ap_on_hi_te/remote_control_for_humans Very interesting. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 26th, 2005 at 8:38am
Stewie is going to have a field day with that one.
-b0b (...prepares the soap box.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 26th, 2005 at 10:12am
Steps up on to the soap box that is somehow there:
This will be great for our handlers when the New World Order is finally in place. What better way to control a mass population of only 500 million people (they killed the rest with "vaccines" and other fun stuff)? They took our rights, ney, we gave up our rights willingly. We didn't fight to protect them. We labled people that told us this day would come as "conspiracy nuts". Now if I could stop from drooling and laugh I would. They kept putting us into prison, kept making up laws that were grosely harsh. They incarcerated the blacks, the the hispanics, then the poor, then the white middle class. Now the elite sip expensive Don Perion from skulls that were used in the Cremation of Care to their Caninite god, Moleck, at the Bomehmian Grove. Now they control our actions. Thought crimes run rampant. Children turn in their parents, neighbors turn in their neighbors, the family unit is just a distant memory. Now they control our actions. History is never wrong for these controllers. There's a small resistantce of some group of people that want to take down our new god, the Supreme High Commander of Earth. They say he's the antichrist...whatever that is. They're just using the disappearence of all those people some time ago to promote a new religion. Something about a one true God, and someone name Jebus...I think. It doesn't matter they will fail. Cause I think they might succeed...The All Seeing Eye may get me. Well fellow Global Community member...I must go to work correcting the past so that it is correct with the "truth" of the present. Also to your question you asked me yesterday.... 2 + 2 = 5 X (steps down and walks into the shadows) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 26th, 2005 at 11:39am
Using sense of balance to control peoples movement? While diabolical that is fuckng GENIUS.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 26th, 2005 at 11:45am
I prefer to bend people to my will using sharp, pointy objects. But hey, each to their own.
-b0b (...must admit it's quite ingenius.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 26th, 2005 at 3:12pm
Here's an amazing piece of poetry that really makes you want to yell "Heck yeah!" I was never very respectful to the majority of my teachers for one reason or another, but this piece sounds like something every high school student should have to listen to before graduating.
As a warning, there is some unnecessarily harsh language. http://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Other/WhatTeachersMake.mp3 -b0b (...salutes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 26th, 2005 at 3:38pm
For all of you Robert Jordan fans out there, may I present Wheel of Time in animation...
http://www.red-eagle-entertainment.com/shop/payment.php?contentid=2 -b0b (...isn't a big fan of RJ.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 27th, 2005 at 3:26am
And that's why you fail b0b. That is why.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 27th, 2005 at 9:56am
Robert Jordan will be dead long before he ever completes his Wheel of Time series. You like reading incomplete stories? You lose at life.
By the way, attached below is the trailer for the animation. It's an executable (lame!) so I zipped it up. Enjoy! -b0b (...thinks Wes loses at life anyway. Bahahaha!) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 27th, 2005 at 10:29am
This is a really nifty website that provides detailed histories and downloads of some neat old games. Some of them were never released, while other might have been "missing" some details in the final retail version.
http://www.LostLevels.org This is one of my favorite stories. EarthBound for the Super Nintendo was one of my favorite games of all time (just below Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy III/VI, also SNES games). Apparently, the prequel game Mother was brought to America and completely localized, but never released. I'm really glad to see that the original Mother is available in professionally-translate english and I'm definitely going to play it. http://www.lostlevels.org/200407/200407-earthbound.shtml -b0b (...rock on!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 27th, 2005 at 12:10pm
Speaking of old games.
Anyone have a linnk to where I can find a GOOD SNES Emulator and some ROMs? Half the shit on the net relating to that is a bunch of crap these days and I just don't have the time to sift through it all and find the meat. So any links would be awesome. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 27th, 2005 at 12:17pm
Leave it to Wes to use a food analogy to describe video games.
-b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Oct 27th, 2005 at 1:17pm
Wes,
I have NEStron and about 620 ROMs as 2 ZIP files equaling about 65 megs. Is there a way to email large files like that? As for my requisite randomly stupid link, check this out: http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=1 As if girly, sugary sweet pop music wasn't bad enough... ...now it's filled with NeoNazi propaganda goodness! I'd call it sickening, but I might be accused of being racist. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Oct 27th, 2005 at 1:33pm
Wes,
Sorry! I was looking at my NES collection. (You can have it too if you want) For SNES I have ZSNES (624 kb) and about 188 ROMs (163 megs) http://www.msu.edu/~dysangco/nestron.zip http://www.msu.edu/~dysangco/nesgames.zip http://www.msu.edu/~dysangco/zsnes.zip http://www.msu.edu/~dysangco/snesgames.zip *Wonders if this is an illegal use of my MSU web space* :-? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 27th, 2005 at 1:41pm
Outside of the tacky name, this might just be the neatest thing I've seen. According to the FAQ, they don't support ROM's, but I think they're lying.
http://www.playmessiah.com/index2.htm -b0b (...is thinking about buying one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 27th, 2005 at 1:53pm
That article really isn't too surprising. The author hit it on the head when he surmised the girls were merely parroting their parents ideals.
Hopefully, they'll have a chance to go off to a decent college some day and actually learn a thing or two about the "real world." The article was merely another piece of sensationalistic media. -b0b (...on a side note, did you ever beat Final Fantasy VII?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 27th, 2005 at 6:22pm
Thanks for the attempt at the ROMS and such.
I managed to get the ZNES and NEStron files, however, the ROM zips you put up are corrupt. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Oct 27th, 2005 at 8:28pm
Suck. I'm a failure as a geek. They worked for me. I'll ask my friend Brian who hooked me up with them in the first place.
And, no, haven't finished it yet because there's always a flute, clarinet or violin wanting to be played, a conducting baton wanting to be waved around, and books wanting to be read. One of my friends came to visit and he hadn't watched Advent Children so I turned it on. We watched it twice. After he left I did some leveling up in the North Crater. My party is still in the 70s with Cloud in the high 80s, and none of my materia is mastered yet, so I don't feel quite ready to take on Sephiroth. I did, however, find this: http://faqs.ign.com/articles/657/657331p1.html And took a good hour or so out of my practice time reading it in its entirety. Go me. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 28th, 2005 at 9:20am Quote:
9.9 billion?! That sounds moderately ridiculous to me. -b0b (...shakes his head.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 28th, 2005 at 9:53am
These doughnuts taste like poo...
http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/irresistible/5189706/detail.html -b0b (...sighs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 28th, 2005 at 11:07am
Some law makers are even asking the oil companies to low prices since they've made so much money.
"Calls for New Refineries On Tuesday House Speaker Dennis Hastert urged U.S. oil companies to invest in building more refineries and better communicate their efforts at bringing down oil and natural gas costs. It has been 30 years, he noted, since a new refinery has been built in the United States, and extra refining capacity could prevent the shortages and price spikes that follow natural disasters. But Parry said that, although new refineries have not opened, many companies have made improvements and expansions to their existing infrastructure and refining capacity. "Total refining capacity has been increased by 10 percent in the past decade — that's the equivalent of adding seven to eight new refineries," he said. At least one lawmaker is even demanding reimbursement for consumers. Earlier this fall, Sen. Byron Dorgan, D-N.D., proposed a temporary windfall tax on big oil companies — a 50-percent excise tax on oil company profits when the price of domestic oil is above $40 per barrel. The annual revenues collected from the tax would be returned to individual taxpayers as rebates." Sounds a little fishy to me about there hasn't been a new refinery built in 30 years. It's like keeping the supply at the bare minimum so you have a high demand. Also this story has some of it too http://apnews.myway.com/article/20051027/D8DGL2502.html |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 28th, 2005 at 11:59am
Inflation of demand via artificial interruption of supply. Ingenius.
-b0b (...thinks the 50% "excise tax" will never happen.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 28th, 2005 at 1:02pm Bushisms #10: "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004 #9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004 #8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004 #7: "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004 #6: "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004 #5: "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004 #4: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 #3: "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 #2: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 #1: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 I remember some of these lol. My favorite is the sovereign entity response. I have that on video hehe. ~BRiney |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 28th, 2005 at 1:13pm
I thought the ObGyn comment was the best. Here's some random violence from "back in the day." I remember when this stuff was popular back in our early high school years.
http://www.sfdt.com/flash/movie-pages/movies/15005.html -b0b (...is disappointed that doctors aren't able to practice their love.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 28th, 2005 at 3:16pm
For all of you WoW players.
http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/28/1633229&from=rss -b0b (...lame!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 28th, 2005 at 4:46pm
http://hearthealthandhappiness.com/?q=node/133&PHPSESSID=893a2b5cca8638b6ea542579280e2c33
Chertoff at it again!!! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 28th, 2005 at 6:11pm
UBAH expansion, im excited!
~BRiney (...fires up the wow account...well, soon) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 29th, 2005 at 10:12am
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/10/28/science.debate.reut/index.html
Talk about bias and stupidity all at once. I guess that if you have an opposing idea to the main theory at the time you HATE science! That's like say... I HATE AMERICA! when I say..."But isn't the Patriot Act designed to be used on mostly domestic Americans? I'm sure we all remember when Galileo ticked off the Catholic church and they threw him in house arrest for HATING God AND science. Well here god = time and science = whatever we want it to mean as long as we don't use commen sense enough to end the debate by allowing some theories to use God as an explination. Even if mainstream science allowed this...you can have 70 different scientists use 70 different theories to explain one thing naturally...what's another one attempting to use God? Is it because people are sooo scared that there might be physical/scientific proof of a Creator that they will fight to the death to stop "Fundamentalist Christian science haters" from coming in their circle? Sounds narrow minded to be...shouldn't they be open to any "truth" *tounge in cheek* X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 29th, 2005 at 5:51pm Quote:
-b0b (...thought it was funny.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 29th, 2005 at 8:22pm
I've seen that joke like 12 times with 12 different jobs put in....
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 30th, 2005 at 8:11pm
http://www.brewsterjennings.com/
A fun google map game, reminiscient of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego. I'm currently ranked 8 on the high score list... ubah! ~BRiney |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 31st, 2005 at 9:22am
For all those Floridians...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 31st, 2005 at 7:06pm Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 1st, 2005 at 10:50am
Here's one for Wes and Briney...and the rest of you
http://mercola.com/blog/2005/oct/28/finally_medical_journal_admits_the_truth Seems like we can get some truh after all. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 1st, 2005 at 11:09am
Just remember the bio-engineered agricultural products...
-b0b (...adjusts his tinfoil beanie.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 1st, 2005 at 1:05pm
Just what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, anyway?
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/ -b0b (...thought it was amusing.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 1st, 2005 at 11:08pm
And this is one more reason why, ladies and gentlemen, Mormonism is considered a cult.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/5224734/detail.html |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 2nd, 2005 at 12:10pm Quote:
-b0b (...stupid.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 2nd, 2005 at 2:28pm
MPAA at it again...when will someone stand up and counter sue them and make it a big deal
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051102/ap_on_hi_te/movie_downloads |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 2nd, 2005 at 5:52pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 2nd, 2005 at 6:41pm
I'd make her eat cow while watching Faces of Death 1 through 3
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 2nd, 2005 at 8:31pm
bwuahahaha eat cow
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 3rd, 2005 at 9:36am
Would you like fries with that?
-b0b (...muahaha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 4th, 2005 at 10:55am
Here's an Iranian children's cartoon. See if you can sense a theme here...
http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ClipMediaID=87439&ak=null -b0b (...shakes his head.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 4th, 2005 at 12:45pm
Didn't work for me
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 4th, 2005 at 2:06pm
It works just fine for me.
-b0b (...thinks Pat is newbish.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 4th, 2005 at 2:22pm
What prog do you use?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 4th, 2005 at 2:29pm
I'm at work, so Firefox with plain-jane WMP.
-b0b (...doesn't really need anything else.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 4th, 2005 at 2:52pm
Wow...umm..ok...sick
Where's the FCC when you need em? I don't know if they were trying to make suicide bombers good or if there was no point. Also, all Isralie's are Zionists? Pretty soon Palestine is going to run out of young men to kill themselves. Thus ending their race. X (Sick...just sick) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 4th, 2005 at 2:55pm X wrote on Nov 4th, 2005 at 2:52pm:
They're probably off destroying someone's first amendment rights. Besides, the FCC isn't going to be able to do anything about a foreign cartoon. -b0b (...wonders if a tactical nuclear device would be sufficient?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 4th, 2005 at 2:59pm
I meant an FCC for them...not our own.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 4th, 2005 at 3:33pm
Since they don't have a federal system of government, they really couldn't have a Federal Communications Commission.
-b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 4th, 2005 at 4:07pm
Well then a Ministry of Communications...kinda like the Ministry of Supression, the Ministry of Torture, the Ministry of CIA relations...doh!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 4th, 2005 at 5:20pm
It's too bad they don't have a Ministry of Sound. They could use some good trance over there.
-b0b (...needs some MoS himself.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 4th, 2005 at 5:21pm
Where has everyone been hiding this week? It's quieter than Sonny Bono's tree detector in here.
-b0b (...*badum cha!*) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 4th, 2005 at 6:00pm
It's quieter than the fans of Sony after Sony screws over its users!
X (Please excuse the language on here) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Nov 5th, 2005 at 10:03am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 5th, 2005 at 1:11pm
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2005/051105perspective.htm
Gotta love Prison Planet and the Daily Show |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 6th, 2005 at 2:31am
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/05/AR2005110501414_pf.html
More degradation in our society. Hey why don't we just kill random people?! That sounds like fun and it's on MTV all the time! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 6th, 2005 at 9:15am
It sounds like we missed all the fun parties in high school.
-b0b (...thinks the statistics might be a bit off.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 7th, 2005 at 10:50am
Stupidest invention ever.
http://www.qsleeper.com/ (...wonders what they'll come up with next.) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 7th, 2005 at 11:41am
Here is another good reason to carry a concealed weapon when you're out, and keep a gun locked and loaded (if it is safe to do so!) when you're at home.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/06/pit.bulls.ap/index.html Three pit bulls got out of their pen and terrorized a neighborhood. One child is in critical condition. The police ended up shooting the dogs, since apparently none of the neighbors were armed with anything more dangerous than a baseball bat. If that kid dies, the owner of the dogs should be tried for negligent homicide, or at least being an accessory. -b0b (...thinks people suck.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 8th, 2005 at 10:06am
Pictures of AMD's upcoming Socket F standard have been leaked. This site is in freaky deaky Dutch, but it has pictures!
http://tweakers.net/nieuws/39753 They're going to an LGA design, where the pins are on the socket and the processor itself just has flat contacts. It looks kinda silly if you ask me. Besides, if I'm going to bend a pin, I'd rather bend a pin on a (cheap) processor than a motherboard. It's a heck of a lot easier to remove, RMA, and replace a processor than it is a motherboard. -b0b (...still thinks it's dead seksi.) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 9th, 2005 at 1:43am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 9th, 2005 at 8:50am
Briney...are you search for Blue Balls on the information super highway again?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 9th, 2005 at 9:38am
Is there a way to get QuickTime 7 without iTunes? I really don't want that crap on my PC. You used to be able to uncheck a box to get QuickTime 6 without iTunes, but I don't see any such option now.
I'd like to get QT7 and crack it to Pro once I get the Bobulator rebuilt (hopefully tomorrow). -b0b (...can't wait!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 9th, 2005 at 9:47am
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1513312/20051109/index.jhtml?headlines=true
The Kansas State Board of Education has voted to require science classes to point out the logical fallacies and inconsistencies in evolution. Woohoo! -b0b (...thinks it's about time.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 9th, 2005 at 12:00pm
Hey Briney, it looks like you get to put up with Kwame Kilpatrick for a bit longer. I can't believe anyone actually voted for someone as blatantly corrupt as him.
I guess the saying is true, "You get the government you deserve." Maybe this is exactly what Detroit needs to wake up and smell the coffee. Four more years of crime, poverty, theft, nepotism, bullying and all that goes along with it. I hope Detroit enjoys reaping what they've sown. -b0b (...is glad he doesn't live in Detroit.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 10th, 2005 at 2:40pm
My Pokémon cards bring all the geeks to my yard, and their like, "You wanna trade cards?" And I'm like, "I wanna trade cards, I can beat you cuz' I have a Charzard."
-b0b (.../random.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 11th, 2005 at 7:02am
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/10/AR2005111002009_pf.html
Another reason why people on cell phones in public are stupid and dangerous! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 12th, 2005 at 12:19pm
Apparently, the NSA and NSTA are now using copyright law to "encourage" Kansas to drop the intelligent design debate. The author is definitely biased, but his ultimate point is good.
http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,69512,00.html -b0b (...bows.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 17th, 2005 at 12:52am
One of my favorite Photoshop Phriday's from Something Awful appeared two weeks ago. The theme was "Honest Game Titles," and some of them were freakin' hilarious. Enjoy!
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3327 -b0b (...Dark. Bahahaha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Nov 17th, 2005 at 2:31am
I don't get the World of Chatcraft one...
Warcraft is a very ground breaking and inteligent game that millions and millions of people play....and half of us don't even "chat" in it heh. But the rest of them I liked, especially the Star Ocean one lol. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 17th, 2005 at 3:58am
http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/20930127?source=PA&ct=5
Quote:
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oh man, this is about the funniest thing i have read in a while. Seriously, this is hilarious. A simulated launch is a rocking back and forth? I guess theres no g-froces going on then. And the whole weightless thing prolly isnt going to happen either. Or the fact that they aren't boarding a shuttle on a launchpad. You know... this is pretty much retarded. If anyone is fooled... My opinion of people will hit rock bottom. ~BRiney |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Nov 17th, 2005 at 7:14am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 17th, 2005 at 10:52am
That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
-b0b (...retarded.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 18th, 2005 at 2:14am
You know what we really need? A good threadbashing. Where is Sisyphus when you need him/her/it?
-b0b (...remembers his/her/it's email.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Nov 18th, 2005 at 9:29am
*random thought*
I used to call her Syphilis...just because. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 18th, 2005 at 2:36pm
The good thing about her was that she was the typical liberal feminist and she hardly agreed with anything we said...which is sometimes good on here. I remember having to be anti-gun on the very first forum against mainly bob, just to get a good discussion goin.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 18th, 2005 at 5:43pm
Yea I hate guns. They never do anyone any good. Burn em I say.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Nov 18th, 2005 at 6:12pm
...but only if they're made of wood.
/wants tickets to Spamalot /when are you going to TSO bob? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 18th, 2005 at 7:04pm MediaMaster wrote on Nov 18th, 2005 at 5:43pm:
I know where your parents live. Quote:
December 11th. -b0b (...can't wait.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 19th, 2005 at 11:36am
I'm sorry to everyone who plays WoW...it looks as if the company will be stopping all services of WoW
http://www.redherring.com/Article.aspx?a=14551&hed=Youth%E2%80%99s+Death+Linked+to+Game§or=Regions&subsector=Asia |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 19th, 2005 at 2:04pm
you cracka, did you even read the article. ;)
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 19th, 2005 at 3:46pm Quote:
That should read, "Chinese parents face lawsuit from smart people, saying blatant stupidity caused the death of civilization." -b0b (...should be king.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 19th, 2005 at 4:31pm
" you cracka, did you even read the article"
I did but I wanted you to sweat it. Feel the burn. The pain in your chest and stomack. X (Ha. Ha. Fool you!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 19th, 2005 at 4:33pm
It always helps if the ploy is moderately believable.
-b0b (...feel that burn!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 19th, 2005 at 11:53pm
(23:53:51) Jason Briney: pats is huge
-b0b (...this concludes this test of the emergency Bobcast system.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 20th, 2005 at 10:18pm
2D Sidewalk Art that looks seriously 3D. Very cool. I'm sure Briney will appreciate this.
http://www.joshellison.com/photo/sidewalkArt.htm -b0b (...yet another PSA.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 20th, 2005 at 10:24pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 21st, 2005 at 12:56pm
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/11/21/D8E0VMRO0.html Wonder if he's a Hary Potter geek? http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 21st, 2005 at 2:14pm X wrote on Nov 21st, 2005 at 12:56pm:
That's messed up, hardcore style. Those things aren't anatomically correct, right? -b0b (...probably NSFW.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 21st, 2005 at 2:46pm
Badass of the Week
http://www.AmazingBen.com/badass.html Here's one of my personal favorites. http://www.AmazingBen.com/arf0078.html -b0b (...salutes Ron Woods.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 22nd, 2005 at 11:56am
http://www.wwmt.com/engine.pl?station=wwmt&id=21302&template=breakout_local.html
An 18-year old high school student ran for mayor in Hillsdale as a write-in candidate... and won. Craziness. -b0b (...by two votes at that.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 22nd, 2005 at 12:54pm
Thank you Captain 3 Weeks Ago
X (He he) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 22nd, 2005 at 1:28pm
How is that "three weeks ago," Stewie? He just took the oath of office last freakin' night.
-b0b (...pwn3d.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 22nd, 2005 at 3:38pm
Yes but he was elected on Nov. 2nd and just finished the recount so techically he was elected 3 weeks ago. He is mayor today.
X (Buuuuu-shasta!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 22nd, 2005 at 5:40pm X wrote on Nov 22nd, 2005 at 3:38pm:
...is the bomb diggity! -b0b (...said bomb. Heh.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 22nd, 2005 at 6:42pm
I'm so reporting you to Homeland Security....because I'm a Patriot.
X (Give me your rights!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 23rd, 2005 at 11:32am
http://www.infowars.com/articles/us/hillary_clinton_good_for_america.htm
I was shocked with the title of the article...then breathed a sigh of relief when I got done with it. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 23rd, 2005 at 11:53am
It's time to drink the blue kool-aid! Do you guys know what happened 42 years ago today?
-b0b (...thinks it might be blueberry.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 25th, 2005 at 9:29am
Before you schedule that next eye surgery...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10051154/ -b0b (...is glad our hospitals don't suck.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 25th, 2005 at 9:30am
That's gotta hurt.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/naked_taser;_ylt=AkfCIYnWr0wVfoCK4_1xz7kjr7sF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl -b0b (...flinches.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 26th, 2005 at 7:23pm
The trailer for this net movie looks absolutely awesome. You can download the entire movie (~325MB) for free. I'm downloading it now, and will let you guys know if I like it.
http://www.kapsi.fi/~vesuri/elokuvat/kuolleidentalvi_traileri_eng.htm -b0b (...watch the trailer!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 28th, 2005 at 8:18am Quote:
I love it! -b0b (...hears they're going to ban crime next.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 28th, 2005 at 12:15pm
From the same site...
http://jerhad.typepad.com/jerhad/letters_from_iraq/index.html This is a series of letters from an investigative agent stationed in Iraq. It's a long read, but most definitely worth 25 minutes of your time. The letters are in reverse chronological order, so start at the bottom and work your way up. -b0b (...thinks the real view is much different from the media view on Iraq.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 28th, 2005 at 8:07pm
Both those posts are the greatest things I have read....ever.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 29th, 2005 at 1:25am
http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2005/11/28/noconfidencevote051128.html
This is yet another reason why it's great not to be a Kanuck! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 29th, 2005 at 8:11am
I apologize in advance if I start anything but this article was kinda interesting
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-11-26-supremecourtabortionlaw_x.htm Now you know what I'm talking about. Let me just point out a few quotes that I found interesting: ""Women are going to get abortions no matter what, whether it's legal or illegal, whether they're 13 or whether they're 50. ... Any limitations put on it is heading backward in time," said Becca Pawling, 35, who leads Annie's Forum, a weekly program that brings together teenage girls and older women for snacks, support, crafts and conversation in Portsmouth." Let us try this another way, "People are going to murder/do drugs/steal no matter what, whether it's legal or illegal, whether they're 13 or 50....Any limitations put on these "crimes" is heading backwards in time," said Crazy McCrazy, who leads Anarchy Forum, a weekly program that brings together criminals and stupid people for snakes, supports, crafts, and conversation in Anycity, CA." Is this how you really want to argue your position? The answer.....no. Another great quote: ""I don't think I'd be able to tell my parents," she said. "They'd be disappointed in me."" Is this because you're doing something that you're not suppose to be doing? Are you having sex without a clear concious? Are you not proud of your right to "choose"? I thought abortions were pro-women. I'm pro-women and so I would support any good thing that helps women out. So why not wear your "I got an abortion!" T-shirt that Planned Parenthood sells for less than $20? Be proud and tell everyone proudly that you...you had pre-marital sex, got pregent, and yes...had that abortion you are so proud of. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 29th, 2005 at 10:05am
If a 16-year old girl can't have cosmetic surgery performed without parental notification and consent, why should abortions somehow be sacrosanct?
What the heck is wrong with people these days? So freakin' stupid... Quote:
Dangerous delays? Dangerous for who? The mother? I guarantee it's dangerous for the child. Whatever happened to the old liberal mantra of "think of the children?" When it comes to educational communism and gun control, it's "think of the children!" When it comes to abortion, it's more like "screw the children!" Quote:
I can't believe anyone would seriously advocate that a thirteen year old child has a right to an abortion without parental notification. That's absolutely ridiculous. -b0b (...thinks some people just don't get it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Nov 29th, 2005 at 10:49am
To me it sounded more like she was saying it doesn't matter if they ban Abortion, because people young and old are still going to do it the old fashioned way.
I didn't see any spot where she said - "I think 13 year olds should have abortion" |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 29th, 2005 at 11:18am
It was implied Wes
Also someone tell me if this article is funny or not...I can't tell http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-abortion29nov29,0,2003322,full.story Also did anyone see that Britian is looking into how abortions are done because there are a lot of cases that supposed aborted children are later born. So is it ok to kill them after that? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 29th, 2005 at 11:32am X wrote on Nov 29th, 2005 at 11:18am:
Of course not. Everybody knows that babies magically become human the moment they exit the womb. Unless, of course, we're talking about a partial birth abortion. That's somehow sacrosanct. -b0b (.../sarcasm.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 29th, 2005 at 12:01pm
That article was... wrong. There are no words to describe how messed up that doctor is. He talks about his "kill count" like it's something worth bragging about. His patient acts as though an abortion was just a routine medical procedure, like getting a mole removed. Pathetic.
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How could he be okay with that? How could anyone possibly be okay with that? What kind of sadistic social upbringing could allow a person to look at a living baby one minute, then suck them through a vacuum the next? WTF? Quote:
How anybody could say that without becoming violently ill is beyond me. Even reading it turns my stomach. Quote:
If that doesn't bring the issue home, nothing will. It's there one moment, gone the next. It's right there in black and white. How could you go to work knowing that one of your job duties would be to look around some stranger's womb for floating pieces of human flesh? That is wrong on so many different levels. Quote:
I wonder if Dr. Harrison was kind enough to mention the emotional trauma that she's going to be facing for the rest of her life? I wonder if he told her about the clinical depression she's almost guaranteed to face? I bet not. Quote:
That's the entire matter right there. She wants a good life, and she's willing to sacrifice her child to get it. She screwed up, and now her unborn child has paid for it by being poisoned and sucked out of the uterus by a vacuum. Every single day of her "good life" is going to be overshadowed by the decision she made. Pathetic. She was so worried about avoiding the embarrassment of telling her parents and having to put off college that she murdered her child instead. What does that say about her priorities? Good life, indeed. 20,000 abortions? That's the entire population of Three Rivers nearly twice over. You can have your good life. I'd keep going, but this crap is just too upsetting to read. -b0b (...pathetic.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 29th, 2005 at 3:52pm
TEOTWAWKI, "The End Of The World As We Know It," has finally arrived.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,176944,00.html -b0b (...needs more guns.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 1st, 2005 at 10:51am
http://www.lowellsun.com/portlet/article/html/fragments/print_article.jsp?article=3265359
Briney, are we glad that our school didn't do this back in the day. Oh and I also believe that this is stupid. Can I get in trouble for wearing a rainbow outfit? I could be part of a Gay Gang. How about an Air Force shirt, Airforce Gang. How about an Old Country Buffet outfit, OCB 4 Lizife!. How about a Hillary Clinton outfit, Penis Gang yo! http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/11/29/minn_high_school_bans_bondage_pants?mode=PF Kinda glad they do this however....are we now into bondonage *under my breath* dang I missed this fad! Oops he he. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 1st, 2005 at 11:32am Quote:
Conceal a gun in them? How ridiculous. When I took my CCW class, the instructor demonstrated just how easy it is to conceal a pistol. He walked into class and said, "I'm carrying a gun, where is it?" We couldn't see any of them `printing,' so there were several different random guesses of the "usual spots" (left shoulder, right shoulder, left hip, small of the back, etc.) and every single one was right! He wasn't carrying one gun, but more like 12, all concealed in various locations. From the other article... Quote:
Please, tell me how the heck a piece of clothing is going to "disrupt students' safety," short of strangling someone with a wadded-up sweater? What a bunch of politically correct nonsense. On a happier note... http://www.wwmt.com/engine.pl?station=wwmt&id=21496&template=breakout_state.html Feiger's office was raided. HA! -b0b (...laughed.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 1st, 2005 at 12:13pm
Why do we hate this guy? Other than he's a Democrat?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 1st, 2005 at 12:55pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051130/od_nm/pope_limbo_dc
So wait...if the Pope does this doesn't that invalidate the papal law that the Pope is infaliable? Hmm the Catholic Church untwining some more?! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 2nd, 2005 at 12:52am
http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051201/OPINION02/512010323
Yes, that's right kids. Join the journalism club at your school and learn how it's like to be a real journalist. Oh wait, except for that pesky 1st Amendment...you don't get that. http://www.11alive.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=72635 This one is weird. I think the Principle is a perv and possible child molester. This is nuts! X (We are going to Hell) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Dec 2nd, 2005 at 11:05am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 2nd, 2005 at 1:35pm
Yeah, they did win at life. Six months ago, when it was first posted.
-b0b (...repost.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 2nd, 2005 at 1:44pm X wrote on Dec 2nd, 2005 at 12:52am:
Nonsense. This doesn't constitute a breach of the first amendment, nor does it even come close. The school newspaper is owned and administrated by the school itself, and they have the final authority in determining what is published. Students don't have any more right to force the school to publish an article than an employee of the New York Times has a right to force the editors to publish something they wrote. The only way this would constitute a breach of the first amendment is if the school prevented a student from publishing an article in their own newspaper on their own time. This, obviously, is not the case. There are some things that are simply not appropriate for school newspapers, and I think an analysis of contraceptives definitely fits in this category. Would you support a student that wanted to publish hardcore pornography in the school newspaper? Of course you wouldn't. It isn't their newspaper and they have no innate "right" to publish anything in it simply because they're enrolled in a journalism class. -b0b (...remembers an article he once submitted in journalism.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 2nd, 2005 at 3:05pm
Ha ha I know what article you're talking about bob...the fake babies article right?!
X (Remembers that story!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 2nd, 2005 at 4:27pm
That's the one!
-b0b (...giggles like a school girl.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 2nd, 2005 at 4:43pm Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Dec 2nd, 2005 at 9:37pm
College Student Accused In Barcode Switch
CU Freshman Begs Police To Let Him Go BOULDER, Colo. -- A 19-year-old freshman at the University of Colorado faces criminal charges after police said he made a fake bar code label to buy an iPod for $4.99. The actual price of the MP3 player was $149.99. Jonathan Baldino was arrested Wednesday at a Target store and police said the electrical-engineering student admitted making phony bar codes using a program he downloaded off the Internet. Police said he downloaded a program called "Barcode Magic" and used it to generate low-priced codes that could placed over actual, more expensive, bar codes. Baldino wrote a statement for police that begged them not to prosecute him, according to The Denver Post. "I will NEVER EVER DO THIS EVER AGAIN and I am once more terribly sorry," Baldino wrote. "Please let me go for I am terribly sorry!!! I'm only a kid! Help me out. I just want to go home. I did this not knowing of the serious penalty that lies behind it. Please! Please! Please!" Baldino faces a felony charge of forgery and two misdemeanor counts of theft. According to its Web site, the Barcode Magic program allows users to "generate bar codes for home, hobby and retail with our easy to use bar-code software. Simply select a bar-code style and font, enter desired text and numbers, and a bar code is automatically created." Police said that Baldino didn't even pay for the software program. He used barcodes generated during the 15-day trial period. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Nambla_Boy on Dec 3rd, 2005 at 11:19pm
Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhharg!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 4th, 2005 at 12:17am
Your "h" key appears to be stuck.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 4th, 2005 at 12:48am
Somebody's been hitting the eggnog.
-b0b (...spiked it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 5th, 2005 at 10:44am
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2005/301105videogame.htm
Video games where you help the NWO take over America? Also a follow up on the story about the camera in the bathroom and the kid taking it down thus getting him suspended for 5 days... http://infowars.net/articles/december2005/011205Kidsconditioned.htm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 5th, 2005 at 11:35am
I want that game, that is hot!
Pure awesome. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 5th, 2005 at 1:17pm
Hawt Torrent linkage.
http://isohunt.com/download.php?mode=bt&id=6451920 It's a direct link, so the download will start immediately. This game is mostly a sleeper title, so don't expect many seeders. I'll seed for a couple days. -b0b (...luscious linkin' goodness.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 5th, 2005 at 3:49pm
I know this is a l4m3r n00b question but...how do you install a game that's broken up into 50 different files? Do I unzip the first one and then that's one installer or what?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 5th, 2005 at 5:22pm
Pat, you are officially banned from the cool kids club.
Use a RAR extractor, like WinRar. The files are "linked," so when you unzip one they are all automatically extracted. -b0b (...is smooth like that.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Dec 5th, 2005 at 7:48pm
Did anyone else read that they're making a Final Fantasy-based beverage called Potion in Japan?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 5th, 2005 at 9:51pm
I'm so being the Texan group first (who are portrayed as drunk, gun-tottin rednecks) and the California (man I wonder what kinda hippy stuff they have?)
Also this is just pathetic...right up there with Canada classifying the Bible casue it's hate speach. http://www.drudgereport.com/flash9.htm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 5th, 2005 at 9:53pm
Just in case Drudge takes this off his Flash sectoin
"UK: GIRL SENT HOME FROM SCHOOL FOR WEARING A CRUCIFIX Mon Dec 05 2005 19:45:41 ET A school today defended its decision to exclude a pupil after she refused to take off her crucifix necklace. Sam Morris, 16, was told to remove her cross and chain on Thursday by deputy head teacher Howard Jones at Sinfin Community School in Derby. When the year-11 student refused she was told not to return until today and without the item of jewellery. The 1,070-student comprehensive has a strict policy which bans most jewellery being worn. Items can be worn out of view or if they are part of religious beliefs, such as the Kara, a bracelet worn by Sikh males. But the policy has been described as "unfair" by Sam's mother, Debra Saunders. Sinfin Community School deputy head teacher Howard Jones said her daughter's one-day exclusion had been a "last resort" after a 30-minute conversation failed to persuade her to take it off. He said: "There was a long period of persuasion with her and she was given time. It was only at the end of that that I reluctantly had to exclude her for a day. "I met with her mother today and readmitted her daughter." Mr Jones said the strict jewellery policy, which bans large earrings or items worn on the outside of clothing - was to avoid accidents and to remove temptation from thieves. However, Sikh male pupils are allowed to wear the Kara, one of five physical symbols worn by followers of the faith. Mr Jones said: "As a Christian I don't have to wear a crucifix but Sikhs don't have that option and we have to be understanding. We live in a multi-faith society." Mrs Saunders, of Thackeray Street, Sinfin, told the Derby Evening Telegraph: "Sam has worn this necklace for more than three years and it is of great sentimental value to her. "No-one has told her to take it off before and she doesn't want to. "She thinks it is very unfair when other people are allowed to wear religious symbols and it just ends up creating a divide between the pupils when everyone is told they should be living in unity." Developing..." |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 5th, 2005 at 9:57pm
That's absolute and total BS. How is it okay for Sikh's to get away with wearing jewelry because their religion mandates it, but Christians can't do the same thing because it's "optional?"
Talk about a double standard. -b0b (...grumble cakes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 5th, 2005 at 9:58pm
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
Nobody knows. They've never tried. -b0b (...ba dum bum.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 6th, 2005 at 10:21am Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by computerjuvenile on Dec 6th, 2005 at 10:23am
That was terriable...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 6th, 2005 at 12:43pm
I encourage you to do better.
-b0b (...bam!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 7th, 2005 at 12:01pm
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10339030/
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 7th, 2005 at 1:41pm
Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941. Don't forget.
-b0b (...salutes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 7th, 2005 at 2:43pm
So how does one defeat this "unable to play because of virtual drive" software for the game...has anyone played it yet?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 7th, 2005 at 2:49pm
You probably need to hide the virtual drive. I'll play with it when I get home tonight.
-b0b (...snap.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by ironman(Guest) on Dec 7th, 2005 at 3:40pm X wrote on Dec 7th, 2005 at 2:43pm:
What the heck Pat, I thought you were going to comment on the Carlson/Knight article :'( |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 7th, 2005 at 3:54pm
Yeah, me too. You can't possibly pass that one up without a comment, Stewie.
-b0b (...passes the soap box.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 7th, 2005 at 4:39pm
It looks like federal air marshalls finally came in handy.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/12/07/D8EBJV0G1.html Apparently, running off a plane saying you have a bomb in your bag is a bad idea. This will force any real attackers to rethink their plans, I am sure. -b0b (...oops.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 7th, 2005 at 10:16pm X wrote on Dec 7th, 2005 at 2:43pm:
Use SR7.Stop if you want to play it. Mount the first CD, then run this program... http://cdmediaworld.com/hardware/cdrom/cd_utils_8.shtml#SR7.Stop Don't bother installing this game, though. It's hardcore lame. The graphics look like crap, but the game still runs slow. I don't get it. The only thing worthwhile in this whole game is the opening CGI, wherein Washington D.C. gets nuked. Mad props for that. -b0b (...was disappointed.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 8th, 2005 at 10:54am Quote:
I think $1.8 million is ridiculous. The woman broke the law and deserves to pay for it, but nearly $2 million? That's just stupid. -b0b (...shakes his head.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 8th, 2005 at 11:52am
To Show you that the MPAA is completely fair in what it does...here's an NC-17 rating on a movie that is critical of the MPAA
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/051207/nyw108.html?.v=37 X (I NEED this movie!...This post has not yet been rated) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 9th, 2005 at 7:50am
#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
-b0b (...bahahaha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 9th, 2005 at 8:14am
Geez Bob when do you wake up?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 9th, 2005 at 8:37am Quote:
This man had access to stuff we could never dream of. Do you think he was telling the truth? Teleportation. Faster-than-light travel. Nano technology. Rejuvination technology. Cloning. AI. Bionics. Terraforming. Time Travel. Nuclear fusion reactors. Anti-matter reactors. Zero point energy. Interdimensional travel. Transphasic shielding. Star killers. Ring worlds. Dyson Spheres. Stasis fields. Replicators. Star Gates. Space Elevators. Jump gates. Worm holes. If this were all true, we are really missing out. -b0b (...wishes on a star.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 9th, 2005 at 10:26am
Just another reason why the people should run the government. Ok let me put up a senario as to why this is good for the people in power. Let's take solar cars, that is cars (like the ones we have now) that use the sun for energy. You have to auto dealers who ae in bed with or ARE the people in power who are not checked by the people because the people car little how their lives are being manipulated. The manufatures make the cars we have now. The average, unquestioning American spends let's say $20K for a car. Then, if one is lucky, they come out with a hybrid car. If one get's that before it's mainstream about $30K, then it's just 25K. Then they can introduce the solar car for a measly $50K because you don't have to spend money on gas or possibly not another car ever again. Most industries want to progression of technology to be as slow as possible. This insures that they make the most money possible. I believe Skunkworks have done a lot for us the U-2, SR-71, F-117A, and the B-2 are just the highlights of their career and those were just airplanes. This has revolutionized our airforce as well as our own lives. Just as, going to the moon brought about technology that we now use daily, including those cool pens that write upside down, underwater, in zero G....sweeet. However if we progressed, ya know, for the benefit of mankind....the bottom line wouldn't be so big, and that makes rich people sad. They can no longer afford 10 private jets but only have to settle for 5 of them after they cash in the 401Ks that they've stolen. Let us take this opprotunity now to morn for those filthy rich...or the rest of mankind...depending if you have a soul or not.
X (Has a soul...sell it to ya for $50 and a new video game!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 9th, 2005 at 10:34am
I don't need your soul. I already own Corey Spade's dignity.
-b0b (...won it in a game of Magic: The Gathering.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 9th, 2005 at 11:13am
This should provide plenty of fueld for Stewie's paranoia. The U.N. recently held a summit about the creation of a Palestinian state, wherein a map was shown without Israel on it.
http://www.eyeontheun.org/view.asp?l=21&p=142 -b0b (...weird.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 9th, 2005 at 1:41pm
Check out the title of this article, then take a close look at the picture and see if you can tell me what's wrong.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10394551/ -b0b (...chortled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 9th, 2005 at 1:45pm
Is it that someone is playing Solitare when they should be typing how much they will make correctly?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 9th, 2005 at 1:48pm
DING DING DING! We have a winner, folks!
-b0b (...cheers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Dec 9th, 2005 at 2:02pm
That just makes my day, and it really needed to be made ::)
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 11th, 2005 at 1:03pm
http://malaysiamagicfellowship.com/index.php?showtopic=798&view=getnewpost
some fun illusions. Scroll down to the burger trick thats the best one. Actually most are pretty good. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 12th, 2005 at 10:11pm
The best gun shoot I've ever seen. Tons of explosions, full auto handguns, a young girl (7?) shooting a .30 caliber deck gun, several full autos opening up on a rolling car, etc. Fun for the whole family!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151 -b0b (...wants a full auto some day.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 13th, 2005 at 9:20am
The official Microsoft guide to l33tspeak.
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx -b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 13th, 2005 at 12:19pm
http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/21177047?source=PA
Follow up on the fake space tourist show. Best quote that shows just how dumb some people can be. As the captain announced they were waiting for the Anti-Gravity Generators to "warm up", Paul seemed to suss the real problem, saying: "It feels like we're still on the ground!" But the captain was quick to tell them: "There's no friction in space, that's why it's so smooth." LOL @ Anti-Gravity Generators. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 14th, 2005 at 1:28pm
I've come to the conclusion that people - in general - are stupid.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 14th, 2005 at 2:44pm
Actually I always bash on Yom Kipor. Look into the history and find the true meaning and who started it. Yeah I want to celebrate a holliday from a convicted felon!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 15th, 2005 at 12:34am
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20051214/113462256000.html
BULLCRAP!!! Suck it up you pansies. jeez I thought that the two were similar. Whoopdie fricken do! If your not going to sue, then they must not be that close enough. Not to mention...let's see. Who can we see making fun of special kids more...Cartman...or Jonny Knockville? Duhhh! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 15th, 2005 at 4:24am
yea the idea isnt that original. I'm sure someone has thought of it long before then too.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 15th, 2005 at 9:08am MediaMaster wrote on Dec 15th, 2005 at 4:24am:
You think so? Well, I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico. -b0b (...so nyaa.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 15th, 2005 at 8:30pm
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/12/15/zarqawi.captured/index.html?fark=true
BULLCRAP!!! We all know that America just released him so we can have another Boogie Man to "hunt". X (So sick of this) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 15th, 2005 at 10:31pm
http://nytimes.com/2005/12/15/politics/15cnd-program.html?ei=5094&en=0a4739ca3ab6d63b&hp=&ex=1134709200&partner=homepage&pagewanted=print
Ok first of all Drudge had this headline in bold and red as his main story: "Paper: Feds Eavesdrop On Americans Without Court-Approved Warrants". To this I would like to say DUH! Is Drudge now behind the times. If he hasn't known this then he's not even fit to read the comic section of the newspaper. Second on all this shows you that we are now living in a police state. When was the moment that the rights of domestic citizens infringed upon the security of this country. I still don't and will never understand why this is happening. And I furthermore don't understand people just freely giving up these rights without a fight. Am I just so naive to not see how this is helping? Am I so stupid that I am missing some key ingrediant into why I must be spied upon? Can someone break this down for me? X (Help) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 16th, 2005 at 1:46am
Ok now I know I've posted 3 times now in a row...but I can't help to see how stupid people are. You have to watch this video and go....WTF!!!
http://www.infowarsmedia.com/video/clips/streets_of_america_4.wmv Fav part..."Final Solution" lol uhh didn't Hitler (c) that? Hilarious or scary...can't decide? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 16th, 2005 at 9:38am
http://www.kusa.com/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&IKOBJECTID=2fa7de7f-0abe-421a-0010-fc22f4c28563&TEMPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bf
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 16th, 2005 at 10:22pm
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1934123,00.html
Oh, may the good Lord help us if we ever come close to having a Mormon President. And if you are a Moron: "May the perfect, sinless Joseph Smith help us if we ever come close to having a Mormon President". X (Equal opprotunity offender) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 17th, 2005 at 3:11pm
Haha if this happens I quit the US
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 17th, 2005 at 3:38pm
He loses at life.
-b0b (...bahaha.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 23rd, 2005 at 12:01am
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html
A) Who cares if this story is fake...it's hilarious B) If it is true.....it takes place in France! C) Icky X (SFW) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 24th, 2005 at 6:12pm
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/news/article/0,1299,DRMN_3_4224657,00.html
State-side casualty notification for soldiers killed in Iraq. It's sobering, but should be required reading... -b0b (...) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 29th, 2005 at 8:41pm
Definition of irony: abortion is a natural right - http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/596
Note to self...don't move to London - http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/12/29/narrest29.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/12/29/ixnewstop.html Nothing says freedom like police and the CIA working together to not NOT spy on people - http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=05/12/27/154249 X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 29th, 2005 at 9:47pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 30th, 2005 at 9:48am
We're famous!
I was checking out an article on the Herald Sun website, which is an Australian newspaper. I just happened to come across aanother story about a poor sap from Portage, Michigan. This might just be the saddest story ever. http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,17695630%255E663,00.html -b0b (...thinks it's a small world.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 30th, 2005 at 8:00pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 2nd, 2006 at 7:18pm
Things that make you go "Hmmm..."
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17691616-13762,00.html -b0b (...thinks it might be time for her to lose some weight.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 5th, 2006 at 9:32am
Man Shoots Two Mormons Going Door To Door
POSTED: 7:57 am EST January 3, 2006 CHESAPEAKE, Va. -- A Mormon missionary going door to door was fatally shot Monday night and a fellow missionary was wounded by an assailant who fled, police said. The attacks happened just after 6 p.m. in the Deep Creek area of the city, police said, when a man approached the two, shot them and ran away. One of the victims ran to a nearby nursing home seeking help, police said. The missionaries were identified by church spokesmen Dale Bills and Michael Purdy as Elders Morgan Young, 21, of Bountiful, Utah, and Joshua Heidbrink of Greeley, Colo. Chesapeake police said he is 19. They were taken to Sentara Norfolk General Hospital, where Young later died, spokeswoman Cheri Hinshelwood said. Heidbrink was upgraded to good condition Tuesday morning, she said. Police described the gunman as a black male about 5 feet 10 inches . They said he was wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and denim jeans. Police shut down part of the neighborhood while searching for the man. "This is close to home," said Bobby Gatling, who said he has lived on the block for two years. "Nothing like this has ever happened here before." There was no immediate word on what prompted the shootings. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 8th, 2006 at 10:15am
This is a hilarious clip about the flu shot and what's in it and what they won't tell you about it...the first link is the direct link and the seocnd is the page I got it off of on Prison Planet. Same thing bascially.
http://www.airfarce.com/seasons/season13/051202m.wvx http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2006/070106ingredients.htm X (Mmmm Mercury.....) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 8th, 2006 at 10:19am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2006 at 11:11pm
The UK is late on the ball. We had TIPS years ago now.
-b0b (...two w00ts for democracy!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2006 at 10:02am
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now. Just like that! -b0b (.../random.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 11th, 2006 at 11:28am
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One. BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --" MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother. BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'" MAYNARD: Amen. ALL: Amen -b0b (...amen.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 12th, 2006 at 12:46pm
Alrighty folks...I've got a whole bunch of stupid people/places/things (those are nouns!) today so far...here it goes
http://www.courttv.com/news/2006/0112/chatroom_suit_ctv.html "Man sues chatroom pals: I was humiliated beyond what 'no man could endure'" Lol...that man wouldn't last 2 seconds on this forum. What a putz. http://www.drudgereport.com/flashp.htm Nothing says Planned Parenthood like the Systein Chapple http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/12/D8F37N801.html 345 dead and 1,000 injured in Mecca stampeed. Gotta love those Muslims and their protection from Alla http://www.computerworld.com/securitytopics/security/story/0,10801,107661,00.html?source=NLT_AM&nid=107661 Of course this was either caused by terrorists or the bank will take no responsibility whatsoever. However if I did something like this...I'd be thrown in jail. But we all know we can't hold banks responsible for lost or stolen information...this is America (c) by Enron http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,635175667,00.html A black KKK member.....a black KKK member....man they're getting desperate. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/4606022.stm You're horse is gay....what do you mean I'm under arrest....oh I forgot I was in the UK X (Thank you and good luck) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 12th, 2006 at 7:18pm
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,181273,00.html?duh
Nothing stops illegal immigrants more than steel poles places 4 feet apart. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Jan 12th, 2006 at 7:48pm
If it weren't for FARK, Pat would have nothing to post on this thread. :P
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 12th, 2006 at 7:59pm
Roffle. ;D
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 12th, 2006 at 9:25pm
Heck yeah...Fark is not only a great and funny site...but you don't get only Celeb gossip that Drudge is now pushing
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 12th, 2006 at 11:07pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 13th, 2006 at 8:57am
http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,69974-0.html
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 13th, 2006 at 11:09pm
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/01/13/alqaeda.strike/index.html
HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO BUY THIS DRIVEL! This #2 man has been killed like 300 times by now!!! He's got more lives than Al-Zakawii (who is a CIA operative btw). If Al-Queda has the power to turn the dead into undead....I'm joining up with them! X (Ick bin hein Al Queda) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 14th, 2006 at 11:16am
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060114/ap_on_re_as/pakistan_al_qaida_attack
He's dead then he's alive....dead then alive...alive dead...dead alive!!! I TELL YA THEY'RE ZOMBIES OVER THERE!!! X (Get's ready with firepower and a suit of armor....so they can't bite me....how come no one in zombie movies ever think of stuff like that) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 14th, 2006 at 1:09pm
There is some unnecessarily strong language, but the overall premise is hilarious!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html -b0b (...laughed twice.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 14th, 2006 at 2:34pm
I was hoping I was not going to see us in the background somewhere in there.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 17th, 2006 at 8:40am
The NY Times gets caught lying. Again.
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48374 -b0b (...gives up.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 17th, 2006 at 11:54am
According to other news articles, including CNN, they almost "started WWIII" and as such Iran kicked them out of the country....go Iran!!!
Oh and don't nuke us or let our own govt nuke us and then attack you...please. I really don't want to be drafted against my will (redundent I know) or have to turn outright against an even more corrupted govt. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 17th, 2006 at 3:20pm
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/01/17/google-earth-investigation/
Fun for the whole family with Google Earth! -b0b (...thinks this is a cheerocracy.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 18th, 2006 at 10:12am
The Tokyo Stock Exchange closed early today due to a selling panic that led to a market value nosedive. You can expect this to have long-reaching consequences.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4623076.stm -b0b (...feels the burn.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 18th, 2006 at 11:27am
http://www.forbes.com/home/feeds/afx/2006/01/18/afx2457447.html
Gas prices are going to soar to the skies, so fill up while you can still afford it. Sooner or later, you have to wonder whether or not the "militants" in the story are merely figments of the oil industries rampant imagination. -b0b (...filled up last night, thankfully.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 22nd, 2006 at 1:27am
Hilarious!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1988755,00.html -b0b (...laughed a great pile of laughs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 23rd, 2006 at 12:08pm
http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3477372
CRAP FRIENDS IS COMING BACK TO TV!!! That means people who would never be friends, never have sex with each other, and then be friends after that are going to attempt just that. Why does Hollywood suck so much...not even watching it is going to make me sad, just because I'll have to hear winny girls in class discuss what happened and then not know what the professor in my class is talking about. Stupid, bloody Americans...this is why our freedoms are being taken away. People too concerned with this BS! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 23rd, 2006 at 7:06pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Jan 23rd, 2006 at 10:15pm
Booya!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 25th, 2006 at 1:32am
http://www.cq.com/public/20060124_homeland.html
Yeah cause why should we hold the people sworn to protect us accountable for anything. I mean come on they protected us from 9/11...err well they caught Bin Ladden...umm...we're done in Iraq....we stopped global terrorism??? Oh I KNOW!!! We punished this moron for turning in his boss who was doing immoral, unethical, and most importantly dangerous for the country goings ons! X (I was going to put this under "Cry Freedom"...Stupid had a much better ring to it) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 25th, 2006 at 12:35pm
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060125/D8FBKS1O0.html
This is what Brokeback is doing to our children...that's pretty Brokeback. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4645782.stm The only good thing I can see coming of this is that Chuck Norris might be called into duty. http://theinquirer.net/?article=29225 My favorite story of all time. The defn of irony. And I hope someone sues them big time and refuses to settle. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 27th, 2006 at 10:47am
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060127/ap_on_re_eu/did_jesus_exist
Somebody get this man a Case For Christ book! Why is an athesit going to church anyways...this is the diplorable state our world is in...clear example! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 27th, 2006 at 5:11pm
I hope this case gets laughed out of court. Talk about meritless...
-b0b (...rolls his eyes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 31st, 2006 at 8:37am
Idiots everywhere...
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This just goes to show that when you don't have a real job, you'll make something up. -b0b (...does that occasionally.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 1st, 2006 at 2:06pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 1st, 2006 at 3:28pm
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/02/01/D8FGG1I88.html
I guess there IS love after death row! X (Awww) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 2nd, 2006 at 1:19am
http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/news/6656771/detail.html
Briney what have I told you about robbing people! Don't do it unless you're in fight club....but I can't talk about it. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 2nd, 2006 at 1:27am
But i needed the money. Whod have thought a 90 year old could fight!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 2nd, 2006 at 1:34am
Unfortuneately no one can be....told...how the 90 year old can fight...you must see it for yourself.
AND YOU GOT KNOCKED THE HECK OUT! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 2nd, 2006 at 2:56am
I was milking her ego man... I'm nice like that. First I try to rob old ladies, and if they fight back, I go down to make them feel good.
~BRiney (...is a good person) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 2nd, 2006 at 3:31am
Bah ha ha ha ok to quote
"I was milking her ego man... I'm nice like that. First I try to rob old ladies, and if they fight back, I go down to make them feel good. " That statement was made by Briney. Let me break this down. "I was milking her" - This is a 90 y/o lady....he's at her ankles milker her "I go down to make them feel good." - This is the male helper friend. Pretty brokeback. Now let's put them together. "I go down to make them feel good....I was milking her" X (I am Jonny Cockrin!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 2nd, 2006 at 4:51am
OMG. I can't believe I typed that. I think I'm just going to stop posting past 2am or something.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Feb 2nd, 2006 at 12:42pm
Poor puppies!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060202/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_crime_drugs_puppies *I'm a FARK whore* |
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 4th, 2006 at 10:01pm
WTF...are we getting spammed by Casino bots now?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 4th, 2006 at 11:44pm
Apparently. Those stupid spambots were downright ruthless with my old blog. Bastages...
-b0b (...talk to the BAN cuz' the board ain't listenin'!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 7th, 2006 at 12:30pm
"Lost World" found in New Guinea...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,184022,00.html -b0b (...two w00ts for new species!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by pangulo on Feb 7th, 2006 at 1:14pm
^I predict doom for them all. Not one of them looked appetizing.
http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060203/Biz/602030515&SearchID=73234947131337 <-Not sure how long that will be available. Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 7th, 2006 at 2:25pm
Mmm, Beefalo.
-b0b (...drools.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 10th, 2006 at 9:25am
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/6E99656F-A27A-42AE-A1B7-B927A917A4A8.htm
Bottled water is taxing the worlds ecosystem, hehe. I live in Detroit and I still drink the bloody tapwater. Water is water, if theres a little extra in it then its just more minerals for me. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by pangulo on Feb 10th, 2006 at 9:47am
^You wouldn't be saying that if you had a glass of water from ours when you stopped by last summer. I was thinking about a blog post about it the other day. Maybe I'll put it up now.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 10th, 2006 at 10:17am
In Chicago, the tapwater reeked of chlorine. When someone took a shower, it made the whole apartment smell like a swimming pool.
By the way, Al Jazeera has some really nifty advertising. Check out this banner... -b0b (...takes another swig of Aquafina.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 10th, 2006 at 11:30am
Yea Al Jazeera is my new favorite news site. They are pretty unbiased. Compared to CNN and FoxNews, that is.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Feb 10th, 2006 at 11:30am
b0b your just a pussy, I drank the Chicago tap water for 2 years and I'm fine.....
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 10th, 2006 at 12:17pm
The water at my house is pulled from a well. A couple years ago it was discovered that fertilizer or something was poisoning the water table, so the city had to run piping out to our area.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 10th, 2006 at 2:04pm The_Fat_Man wrote on Feb 10th, 2006 at 11:30am:
Yeah, well... you're fat. So... ha! -b0b (...neener.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 10th, 2006 at 2:16pm
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/02/09/BAGQHH5H7D1.DTL
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Here's what I think about that... -b0b (...grumbles about stupid lawsuits.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Feb 10th, 2006 at 3:55pm
b0b I'm probably not that much fatter than you these days ;) But my arms do twitch from time to time.....
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 10th, 2006 at 4:43pm Nuclear Bomb shortly after the explosion Automatic Camera situated 7 miles from blast with 10 foot lens. Shutter speed equaled 1/100,000,000 of-a-second exposure. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 10th, 2006 at 4:47pm The_Fat_Man wrote on Feb 10th, 2006 at 3:55pm:
I don't care if you weigh -10 pounds, you'll always be fat in our hearts and minds. -b0b (...is still fat and proud.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 12th, 2006 at 9:13pm
Bahahaha, Cheney shot one of his friends. Classic!
Quote:
"It's coming right for us!" -b0b (...gun safety, anyone? Bahahaha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 13th, 2006 at 9:27am Quote:
-b0b (...thinks someone needs to hit the reset button on Earth.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 14th, 2006 at 9:06am
Students asked to stop chanting "Brokeback Mountain" at opposing teams...
http://www.kirotv.com/sports/7011667/detail.html?rss=sea&psp=sports -b0b (...thinks that's pretty Brokeback.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 14th, 2006 at 12:33pm
http://www.nbc12.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=WWBT/MGArticle/WBT_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1137834073387
Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 14th, 2006 at 5:47pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 16th, 2006 at 10:02am
www.ksat.com/news/7013679/detail.html?subid=22100443&qs=1;bp=t
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-b0b (...defines irony.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 16th, 2006 at 11:54am
http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/004409.php
Just when you thought the dumb couldn't get dumerrrrrr. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 16th, 2006 at 7:59pm
http://ktla.trb.com/news/la-me-mormon16feb16,0,680332.story?coll=ktla-news-1
Gotta love those Mormons! X (Oh wait...no ya don't) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 17th, 2006 at 9:46am
Ahh yes, those loveable, friendly Mormons. What would we do without them?
-b0b (...CELEBRATE!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 17th, 2006 at 3:00pm
http://www.emptybowl.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=40
BAM! An exhaustive treatise on cereal marshmallows! -b0b (...wins the Random Award.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Feb 17th, 2006 at 5:27pm
"I’m expecting any day now to see even the green clovers supplanted by mauve and taupe leprechaun hats with gold trim and full color, lifelike, 3D homunculi of Lucky."
lol....that shit wins. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 23rd, 2006 at 10:32am Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 23rd, 2006 at 11:32am Quote:
-b0b (...thinks that town is full of crap.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 24th, 2006 at 3:30pm
And the winner for the "Freakin' Weird News" category goes to...
Man Forced to Marry Goat -b0b (...weird.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 27th, 2006 at 2:34pm
Apparently, some sheriff has an awesome sense of humor!
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-b0b (...chuckled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 27th, 2006 at 2:53pm Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 1st, 2006 at 9:24am
This is one of the neatest forum threads I've ever come across. Some guy spends his time "treasure hunting" for World War II relics in Russia. He's found some amazing stuff. Tanks, planes, firearms, helmets, trenches, you name it. It's sobering, but definitely worth checking out.
http://www.treasurenet.com/f/index.php/topic,27618.0.html http://www.treasurenet.com/f/index.php/topic,27694.0.html -b0b (...wowzers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 1st, 2006 at 3:12pm
That was kick ass, thanks for sharing b0b.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 2nd, 2006 at 11:52am
This definitely falls into the category of "Random Stupidity." Some guy took his cat to Walmart, and pretended it was a "Seeing Eye Cat."
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 3rd, 2006 at 11:29am
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006100318,00.html
....to which Mrs. Clinton replied, "I don't even like vagina!" In other news...two 12 YEARS OLDS were expelled from a boarding school — after making a raunchy video to show to boys. Whatever happen to pulling hair and running away? X (*sings* those were the days!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 3rd, 2006 at 11:49am
Dude, it happened in England. All of the students at that school are cousins anyway.
-b0b (...runs away.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 3rd, 2006 at 1:34pm Quote:
giggle @ south park |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 3rd, 2006 at 4:18pm
It's like when I was sitting in Hoppin waiting to vote last election Pat.
There was a little black boy and a little white girl sitting in the hall with me. The little boy said something along the lines of - "I don't like bitches". I nearly fell over, the kid was like 8 and he was talking like that? What the hell happened to our youth? I'm afraid for the future. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 3rd, 2006 at 8:11pm
If my parents caught me saying something like that when I was eight, I never would've turned nine.
Heck, if they caught me saying it now, I'm sure they'd deck me. -b0b (...restrains himself from a "corporal punishment" rant.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Mar 5th, 2006 at 3:43pm
my sister is an elementary school teacher (pre-k through 5th grade music)---and she's had 5 year olds who've dropped curse words and other really awfully things.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Mar 5th, 2006 at 8:36pm
I got carded for buying white-out film today.
What am I going to do, stuff the dispenser up my nose? Honestly... (By the way, there are TWO HOURS OF 24 TOMORROW!!!!!!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 5th, 2006 at 10:12pm Quote:
:D |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 6th, 2006 at 1:56pm
Who needs 24 (snore) when you've got LOST? I got to see the first four episodes on Saturday evening, and it was CRAZY good.
-b0b (...is torrenting the rest of season one right now.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 6th, 2006 at 2:50pm I hear its good but you have to follow the story pretty close. I guess ill give ep 1 a try and see how that goes. My new fav show is The Office. Its the most awkward show ever! ;D |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 6th, 2006 at 2:59pm
The pilot is split into two episodes, so I'd recommend watching episodes one and two together. If you really want to give it a try, I'd go for the first three episodes.
-b0b (...thinks you'll be hooked for sure.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 6th, 2006 at 3:03pm
will do. Im getting Red Alert 2 if you remember playing that little gem. Nuke trucks ftw!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 6th, 2006 at 3:22pm
I still have Red Alert 2 burned to disk around here somewhere. Nuke trucks were definitely the shizzle muh nizzle.
-b0b (...nuke love.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 6th, 2006 at 3:38pm
That's hilarious bob...I've been playing Red Alter 2 now for a few weeks. Such a great game...General also!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 6th, 2006 at 6:38pm
Fucking weird, I was playing RA2 the other night out of boredom seems my WOW account is jewed up.
This is just further proof that Pat is secretly linked to my mind like a long lost twin brother. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 6th, 2006 at 7:26pm The_Fat_Man wrote on Mar 6th, 2006 at 6:38pm:
So, when Pat `hires' your Mom, does that mean he is...? -b0b (...shudders.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 6th, 2006 at 8:06pm
This is nuts that we all have been playing RA2.
We def need to hit that up at a lan. ;D I love that intro movie to the game too! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 6th, 2006 at 8:27pm
Dude!
Next LAN, we're hookin' up with some hella RA2. -b0b (...is on it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Mar 6th, 2006 at 10:19pm
The two hours of 24 were nice, but what was especially nice was the x3 trailer h...so there!
/then again, you guys probably downloaded it anyway...but I'll gloat regardless |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 6th, 2006 at 11:40pm
You guess we downloaded it?
I was refreshing the damn website or an hour waiting for it to post.... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Mar 6th, 2006 at 11:58pm
At least I didn't watch it on a computer monitor...
*sticks tongue out* AND I was eating fresh pineapple! ...just kidding about the pineapple |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 7th, 2006 at 9:10am Marie wrote on Mar 6th, 2006 at 11:58pm:
Yeah, who'd want to watch it at 1600x1200 when you could see it at a breathtaking 480x440 instead? -b0b (...nahhhh.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 7th, 2006 at 11:08am
Did you know Musiciannary that there will be a 24 game coming out soon?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick(Guest) on Mar 7th, 2006 at 11:35am
Yea, 24 was outstanding. Why did the big dude have to die? I am also curious as to the next episode when they have to hold their breath to get out. So, will the VP that designed the gas be killed by it in the hospital bed? Will there be martial law in downtown LA??? How many more shows until the season is over?
I need some answers! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 7th, 2006 at 11:57am wrote on Mar 7th, 2006 at 11:35am:
Thanks for the spoiler alert, it was very considerate of you! -b0b (...is kidding, of course.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Mar 7th, 2006 at 12:08pm
Stick, why are you a guest? Get on the list already!
(He's not gonna get killed by the nerve gas; he's gonna get slayed by Tony who also happens to be in the hospital wing, who now knows that Henderson is behind the plot that got his wife killed. Hooray for revenge!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 7th, 2006 at 1:24pm
http://channels.netscape.com/atplay/sertrivia.jsp?id=atplay_spellingtrivia
49/50. See if you can top the Grammar Nazi's score. -b0b (...thinks the one he got wrong was made up.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 7th, 2006 at 3:43pm
The odd things you stumble across on the Intertron.
http://www.dnaperfection.com/pages/1/index.htm Be sure to check out the "Indigo Children" section. -b0b (...rolls his eyes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 7th, 2006 at 3:58pm
Wow, where do I sign up?!?!
...whats with everyone using 2012 as this great year where all things come to an end, or change frequency or blah blah blah... Just cause the Mayan calender ends there doesn't make it the end of the world. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 7th, 2006 at 7:27pm
But John Titor said so!
X (That makes it a fact) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 7th, 2006 at 7:44pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 7th, 2006 at 11:08pm
John Titor is a crazy white cracka. I love how he explains away his failed civil war predictions.
-b0b (...das ubergeigh.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 8th, 2006 at 12:26am
I don't know...out of all the time traveler stories I've heard, not counting the rift travelers, this one makes a whole lot more sense and has more proof. In fact they are making a movie about John Titor...IMDB has it up and there are a few screenshots. I have all the Titor studier interview, the guy who runs the website, from Coast To Coast AM if anyone wants them. Really intersting stuff, esp. about the computer's secret useage.
X (Loves the weird..shows us how much we really don't know) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 8th, 2006 at 1:06am
In the screenshot John Titor has the same radiation detector i have, down to the CD sticker on the side.
This means I am a time travelor and i predict a nuclear war this year. ...bows |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 8th, 2006 at 11:39am
Jeez Briney...that's just a movie...can't you tell when Hollywood fakers are into the act...what are you going to college for?
bows backwards...like aliens from The Arrival...shudders X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 8th, 2006 at 1:38pm
The best part about that was when their knees went backwards, they made this awesome sickening crunch!!
woot! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 8th, 2006 at 2:44pm
The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Clichés...
http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html -b0b (...read about half of it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 9th, 2006 at 11:52am
Best.
Blog. EVARR!!!!!1111`111one1eleven http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/ -b0b (...w00t!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 10th, 2006 at 3:58pm
A social work came unglued after seeing the worst that humanity has to offer.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/65806895.html This contains some very strong language, but I honestly think it qualifes as "required reading." Sometimes it's hard for us middle class folk to understand just how messed up the seamier side of America really is. -b0b (...blech.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Mar 10th, 2006 at 4:16pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 10th, 2006 at 4:49pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 11th, 2006 at 4:30am
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_069125525.html
If this goes to the voters...they BETTER make sure that the people voting are LEGAL US CITIZENS! None of the protestors say why it's bad...just that it's "redicuous". Asked for the persons green card, they replied....uhh LOOK A BEAR! and then ran away. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 11th, 2006 at 10:21am
Good article, Stewie. Here's my favorite part...
Quote:
News flash: It's already illegal to hire illegal immigrants. That's why they're called "illegal." -b0b (...wonders who writes this crap.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 13th, 2006 at 9:14pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 16th, 2006 at 2:16pm
The director of the new superman movie...
Quote:
...It begins. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 16th, 2006 at 2:23pm
Reanimated zombies will be crashing down the streets any day now.
-b0b (...is ready. Are you?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 16th, 2006 at 4:51pm
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-03-14T143510Z_01_N13297590_RTRUKOC_0_US-MEXICO-MARITAL.xml
Quote:
-b0b (...love conquers all, right?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 17th, 2006 at 11:01am Quote:
-b0b (...has the munchies.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Mar 19th, 2006 at 10:00pm
Child porn ring transmitted acts live on Web
By Andrew Stern CHICAGO (Reuters) - U.S. and Canadian authorities said on Wednesday they had cracked an international child pornography network that in some cases transmitted molestations live over the Internet. "These are the worst imaginable forms of child pornography," said U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, adding that one case involved the abuse of a toddler less than 18 month old. Twenty-seven people from nine U.S. states and Canada, Australia and Britain, are charged with possession, receipt, distribution and manufacture of child pornography in connection with the case, authorities said. Twenty-six of the suspects have been arrested and one is still at large. "This international undercover investigation revealed an insidious network that engaged in worldwide trafficking in child pornography, including live molestations of children transmitted over the Internet," Gonzales said. Authorities said they have identified seven victims including the toddler whose molestation in April by a suburban Chicago man was transmitted live via an Internet chat room to someone using the screen name "Big_Daddy619." Internet child pornography has evolved from commercial sites with repeated material to new material traded viewer-to-viewer, said Julie Myers, a U.S. Homeland Security Department official who appeared at a news conference with Gonzales. "We see child molestation on demand through streaming to chat rooms," she said. "The children are getting younger and the images are getting more and more violent and graphic." Tony Warr, acting chief of police services in Toronto, told the briefing that the case had its roots in a May 2005 arrest in Alberta. Four people are charged with molesting the children, making the resulting images available in the chat room called "Kiddypics & Kiddyvids," which facilitated trading of thousands of images and videos, officials said. Making child pornography carries a minimum 15-year prison sentence. The other charges call for minimum sentences of at least five years. 15 years? That's it? These people are SICK. Why do people suck? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 19th, 2006 at 11:56pm
Here's the best (and only) solution...
-b0b (...grrs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Mar 20th, 2006 at 12:53am
Awww, don't post that...it makes me want to go shooting again! Once was NOT enough!
(can we go again, pretty, pretty please?!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 20th, 2006 at 12:53pm
http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,70358-0.html?tw=rss.index
Go Pirate Bay! Also a question: is the MPAA, according to the press release or any other statement just targeting the sites for shut down or are they going to after any users? Also does the MPAA just represent the movie industry or can it also sue for TV shows and video games? Their press release was really unclear. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 20th, 2006 at 1:53pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Mar 20th, 2006 at 4:42pm
This is what happens when you type too quickly:
(23:44:18) Marie Dysangco: But yes, let's do coffee sometime! I'd like to catch up. It'll just have to wait until I can be in public and sit in the Meta without getting dick (23:44:26) Marie Dysangco: oops I mean SICK (23:44:27) Marie Dysangco: SICK (23:44:29) Marie Dysangco: lol (23:46:42) Brian Bradley: lol (23:46:50) Brian Bradley: i hate it when i get dick at the meta (23:47:01) Brian Bradley: always makes my coffee taste funny |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 22nd, 2006 at 10:16am Quote:
-b0b (...6HP? That's it?!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 22nd, 2006 at 12:30pm
Oh I so want one
WOOTEENEE!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 25th, 2006 at 1:32pm
http://www.morningjournal.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=16373145&BRD=1699&PAG=461&dept_id=46371&rfi=6
This is rediculus! While there needed to be some disciplinary action for this behavior, it's wrong and probably illegal to force an 8 year old boy to sign a removal forum (or print on one) without a legal guardian present AND doing the signing. I hope this school gets sued and people get fired for this. It's dispicable! Suddenly we want our kids 3 years and older to act mellow, so we put them on medication and dope them up. We want them to understand what is right and wrong right from the get go, to we have police come and handcuff them. We want our kids to know that while we like freedom of speech we don't want them exercising it, so we call Homeland Security when someone right a story about the school turning into zombies. We want our kids to realize that using your finger to simulate a weapon and playing cowboys and indians is a threat to everyone, so we suspend them and dope them up. We don't want to have legal guadianship over our kids, so we allow the government to force us to medicate them and if we don't we could go to jail and our kids could be expelled. This is what our country and our children are coming to, is anyone happy with this? Do we want this type of intrusion in raising our kids? Man, I tell you, homeschool keeps looking better and better. Oh wait, the government have force homeschool kids on meds and have told them they can't compete in spelling bees because they are better than the public school kids, which would be unfair...so medals for all!! If you look any of the situations up in a goggle search you will find that I am not making up a ONE of them. X (So angry right now [smiley=DontTreadOnMe.gif] ) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 29th, 2006 at 3:28pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060329/ap_on_re_as/afghan_christian_convert
I know we've talked about this story before but I just can't fathom why anyone in a govt would care if someone converted from Muslim to Christianity? Are the wall going to tumble down? However I can see that they might be learning from history. Everytime Christianity becomes big...big stuff happens. IE the fall of Rome, the founding of America, etc. I just can't see Muslims doing this? If these are the supposed moderates then this doesn't seem like a religion that I would want to be a part of. Not to mention they call Jesus a great prophet but don't believe he meant what he said (that is "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one can come to the father except through me") Although that's a different topic all together. Anymore comments on this? Also I found this kinda funny: http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/29/060329165759.4ailv6ip.html What was this kid going to do? Ride his bike to either Ohio or D.C. fom Kentucky? The SS should just have called his mom and told her if she doesn't do something about it then they will! Do they really need to waste time on this kid by charging him? He's 13 and this will probably affect his entire life? Should we so greatly punish someone for doing what seems to me to be a minor deal who is so young? I say no. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 29th, 2006 at 4:51pm
A funny rant from a Star Wars: Galaxies programmer...
http://www.leftcorner.com/swg/ff/ff6.htm -b0b (...IT: Doing the impossible for the ungrateful, 24 hours a day.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Mar 30th, 2006 at 5:13pm
School's 'Holocaust' Experiment Upsets Parents
Dad: Son Cried Over Becoming Jew For Day Several parents in Apopka, Fla., are upset over a surprise school "Holocaust" project that some say tormented children, according to a Local 6 News report. Local 6 News reported that eighth-graders with last names beginning with L through Z at Apopka Memorial Middle School were given yellow five-pointed stars for Holocaust Remembrance Day. Other students were privileged, the report said. Father John Tinnelly said his son was forced to stand in the back of the classroom and not allowed to sit because he was wearing the yellow star. "He was forced to go to the back of the lunch line four times by an administrator," Tinnelly said. Tinnelly said the experiment upset his child. "He was crying," Tinnelly said. "I said, 'What are you crying about?' He said, 'Daddy, I was a Jew today.'" Other parents and children shared similar stories, Tinnelly said. "They were told that they could not use the water fountains," Tinnely said. "There was even a sign supposedly at one water fountain (saying) if you're wearing a yellow star , you can't use this water fountain." # "This was supposed to be a creative way to teach the horrors of the Holocaust but unfortunately it has sparked controversy and more importantly it has sparked conversation," Reznick said. "We have now heard from nearly a dozen parents (who are) very upset." Tinnelly said he believes it is important to teach the Holocaust, but apparently little was learned during the experiment. "I tried to talk to my son and I asked all of these questions and the only thing he said is, 'Daddy, the only thing I found out today is I don't want to be Jewish,'" Tinnelly said. "Children were selected to be persecuted or privileged, some not told the rule," Local 6 reporter Gerald Reznick said. "Parents tell Local 6 they were not told prior to the school-wide experiment." "Teachers felt that it would have defeated the purpose to tell the students ahead of time because that would have prepared them," Principal Douglas Guthrie said. "Students came in and all they got was a star." "This was supposed to be a creative way to teach the horrors of the Holocaust but unfortunately, it has sparked controversy and more importantly, it has sparked conversation," Reznick said. "We have now heard from nearly a dozen parents (who are) very upset." Local 6 News aired a statement from The Holocaust Memorial Resource and Education Center of Florida; "Of course, we applaud Apopka (Memorial) Middle School's effort to engage in Holocaust education with the hope of a tolerance education component in the classroom. That is the mission of The Center to teach tolerance through Holocaust remembrance and education. However, we do not encourage nor train teachers to engage in simulation exercises." Guthrie admitted that he would do some things differently in the exercise because of complaints but said some kids got the message, Reznick said. "They need to know, we don't want history to repeat itself," Guthrie said. (I have no words...) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 30th, 2006 at 5:25pm
I think that article probably blew things a bit out of proportion.
-b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Mar 30th, 2006 at 7:08pm
I wasn't shocked or mad or angry or anything...
The reason I had nothing to say was because I was laughing too hard ;D How's the new place? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 30th, 2006 at 11:59pm
It's not bad, but I haven't really had a chance to spend any time "enjoying" it. Hopefully, Saturday afternoon will give a chance to do some shopping for some necessities and some "chill time" to just relax and enjoy it.
-b0b (...nods nods.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 31st, 2006 at 9:33am
Briney, isn't this really similar to something you posted a few months back?
Scientists Discover Soft T-Rex Tissue http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7285683/ Apparently, the soft tissue was found in Dick Cheney's refrigerator. It was left over from the time he went hunting as a teenager. -b0b (...seventy milllllllion years old.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Mar 31st, 2006 at 9:53am
this is how stuff like Jurassic Park goes down.
Cait (...knows how this story goes...) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 31st, 2006 at 10:16am
Dude, I want a pet Tyrannosaur! I'd be the coolest kid on the block (and if I wasn't, I'd have my pet T-Rex kill whoever was).
-b0b (...either that, or a gremlin!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 1st, 2006 at 3:39pm
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/worldofstarcraft/news.html?sid=6146918
hehe, blizzards april fools jokes are great. And Google's for that matter. http://www.google.com/romance/ |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 1st, 2006 at 8:57pm
Google Romance 404'd on me. What was it?
-b0b (...shrugsorz.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 1st, 2006 at 9:59pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 4th, 2006 at 4:37pm
Hey Harry, remember when you asked me what the definition of irony was?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060403/ennew_afp/afpentertainmentindiafilmparishilton_060403135629 |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 4th, 2006 at 6:39pm
Well, thats it.
I'm out. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 4th, 2006 at 10:18pm
Paris Hilton as Mother Theresa? That's insulting, and I'm not even Catholic.
-b0b (...Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 5th, 2006 at 12:05pm
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/8464144/detail.html
"dressed in black gothic/satanic clothing" Wow ok where to start with this. First off this is so wrong of Satan worshipers to do. If we do that in their "church" we'd get killed in a sacrifice to Satan...meh can't be all that bad: God: What are you doing here? Me: Oh I tried witnessing to some Satan worshipers in church by bursting into their church service. God: (a He either smacks me upside the head and laughs or He shakes His head at me and motions me forward) Next I want to talk about the line I've indicated above. Are they saying gothic people are satanic? Black clothes are satanic? Blacks are satanic? Or were they a mixture? Now we know these people can't be black...black people are smarter than that. If the goths really did care what people thought about them, they should sue for slander. This line just seems wrong on like 4 or 5 different levels. X |
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 7th, 2006 at 5:03am
O RLY?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 7th, 2006 at 7:57am
YA RLY
-b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 7th, 2006 at 11:22am
http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4739612
This is dispicable! Briney...Detriot and everyone in it should be buried in Lake Michigan. If anyone takes that as a "I hate black people comment"...I don't care, this just tops it for me. Watch the clip and ask yourself...if you were the operator would you rather be safe than sorry? What's more important to the police? Saving someone or trying to unclog traffic? Are the police over there really that taxed? Again...discusting. X (BTW...haven't we banned that bot yet?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 7th, 2006 at 11:38am
It's not one bot. It's a program being run by spammers using different IP's, so it is pretty much impossible to ban short of blocking guest posting, which I'd really much rather not do.
As far as the story, yeah - it's pretty messed up. I don't know that we can really blame Detroit for the failures of one 911 operator, because it could've happened just as easily in some podunk, hickville backwater town in Alabama. The operator needs to be fired, because I'm quite certain that police are supposed to be dispatched immediately, even for "prank phonecalls." -b0b (...sighs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 8th, 2006 at 5:52pm
http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en
Scroll to the middle where it lets you change languages Google comes in Klingon! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 10th, 2006 at 4:29pm
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/10/911.lawsuit/index.html
So apparently the 911 call that was ignored happens alot. Quote:
I have got a MAJOR issue with this whole story now that it has stewed a little. The operators at 911 have an OBLIGATION to respond to EACH AND EVERY CALL THEY GET, regardless if they think its fake or not. That is such utter bullsh*t. Seriously, we trust these people with our lives. They work FOR us, however, we pay their salories!! They have no grounds whatsoever to turn away callers. I dont care if its a kid calling, since when does a 5 year old make a prank call?!! If this is happening more than a few isolated incidents the whole system needs to be taken apart, people arrested, and restructured. She shouldnt be fired, she should sent to jail for a long time, cause she caused a death. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 12th, 2006 at 12:25pm
http://www.randb.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2006/04/12/443c71ed40b94
This just in! You can now be arrested by the ATF for being a ninja! No really! How this kid survived an ATF encounter is anyone's guess. Next in the news, don't worry about those gunmen breaking into your house at night...they're just Homeland Security...keeping you safe. For Government Controlled News, I'm your host... Prop A. Ganda. Thank you, and have a safe night...by giving up your rights. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 12th, 2006 at 8:29pm
www.jasonbriney.com/cnn.jpg
im an idiot. But seriously, someone find me a picture of Flight 93 after the crash, and ill give you money. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 12th, 2006 at 9:01pm
Well you see when patriotic rouge generals order the plane shot down...you don't find too much wreckage. However if you do shoot it down you will have multiple places where debris will impact a field (oops that's what happened here), you won't have much wreckage confined to one continuous area (dang...happened here too). You might have the pilot say "We've had an explosion here" before never being heard from again (man..that happen here too)....uhh BIN LADEN BIN LADEN AL QUIEDA, 9/11 9/11 TERRORISTS TYRRANY....V for Vendetta.
X (Remember...remember....the 5th of November....and the 11th of September) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 13th, 2006 at 8:43am
I'm going to take a nap. Wake me up for the second coming.
-b0b (...probably shouldn't take a nap at work.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 13th, 2006 at 11:04am
Blessed are those servants, whom the lord when he cometh shall find watching: verily I say unto you, that he shall gird himself, and make them to sit down to meat, and will come forth and serve them.
And if he shall come in the second watch, or come in the third watch, and find them so, blessed are those servants. And this know, that if the goodman of the house had known what hour the thief would come, he would have watched, and not have suffered his house to be broken through. Be ye therefore ready also: for the Son of man cometh at an hour when ye think not. Luke 12:37-40 |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 13th, 2006 at 2:57pm
http://services.silicon.com/itoutsourcing/0,3800004871,39158081,00.htm
Man if this is really true maybe I can get bugged at 9 AM by someone I can understand after just waking up with only 2 hours of sleep! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191593,00.html Can you blame these people? I mean they are force to drive a Bug car! Also, this is like allowing me to work movie rental place and expecting me not to also! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 13th, 2006 at 10:00pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060413/pl_nm/usa_immigration_dc_2;_ylt=Aodri8sfN6E6T8VEq632CwtQuk0A;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
Oh no who will pick our beans!? Who will work in our fields?! Who will take the jobs that no Americans want?! Who will work in our nuclear power plants ( http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/20/nuclear.security/index.html and http://www.rense.com/general21/pa.htm )...oops well darn. Let's see how many people do this and fine the people who hire them and then give the jobs to legal American citizens even those like the homeless and the mentally retarted! Hmm an intersting thought indeed! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 14th, 2006 at 3:02am
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060413/114497364000.html
The guy from the anti-defimation league in the middle of the article...completely misses the point! X (And what does he even mean by that statement?!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 14th, 2006 at 3:42am
Lol yea, noone that saw that episode got the point or the references to fear of terrorism used to get people to do what they want.
good stuff. ~BRiney (...go to bed patrick) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 14th, 2006 at 8:42am
Tons of immigrants, both legal and otherwise, and their supporters are planning to go on strike on May 1st. May I be the first to say...
Good riddance! -b0b (...rolls his eyes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 15th, 2006 at 5:16am
Another sign Apple is evil...it makes little girls cry...no really!
http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=1672 Tax on downloaded music? Yes cause that's exactly what we want to do when we want people to stop illegally downloading music and start buying the music again. http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2006/04/16_states_impos.html Dick Cheney was paid more by Haliburton than by the federal government. And who says war is not profitable of man?! http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060414/pl_nm/bush_cheney_taxes_dc_1 X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 15th, 2006 at 12:46pm X wrote on Apr 15th, 2006 at 5:16am:
A CBS affiliate actually investigated that? Was it a slow news day for them, or what? -b0b (...thinks it might qualify as un-news.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 18th, 2006 at 1:21am
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170680,00.html
"TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby. The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too. “I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.” But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”" That's just sick...I hope this is a Tom Cruise thing because I would rather deal with DC-8s with rockets and soul catchers than this! X (Seriously...discusting) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 18th, 2006 at 9:06am
Thanks, Pat. I couldn't think of a worse way to start my morning.
-b0b (...disgusting!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 24th, 2006 at 12:59am
http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?show=localnews&pnpID=728&NewsID=713614&CategoryID=11575&on=1
Ahh just another story in the "I don't even OWN a computer" in RIAA's "righteous" battle against those EVIL consumers. If they don't buy our stuff sue them, if we make bad music let's just blame it on those evil pirates. Pirates are everyone...including the 12 year old who payed for a service, the 76 y/o grandmother, and the family without a computer! Also let us station ourselves out of the US and operated in the US. Also let's have a SWAT team of our own to raid houses in Australia. Oh and let us pirate "This Film Is Not Yet Rated" (this was done by the MPAA but it's still...same crazy people). I wonder if these cases would go to federal court or civil. If anyone gets these subpenos they should really fight them. Granted they probably did it. However inconsistent finding could lead to defense lawyers asking for evidence obtained by people who do not have a vested interest in the outcome of a case. I really don't even see how these things are legal other than a arm twister for people who don't have the wherewithall to deal with the law properly. RIAA: YOU DID IT! Person X: Prove it. RIAA: We have your internet activity. Person X: It was routed through my computer...wasn't me. RIAA: We have the proof you did it! Person X: You made them up. RIAA: No we didn't. Just because we are loosing $10 billion dollars a year from people like you because we make horrible music that no one wants to buy! Person X: *Kicks RIAA in the crotch!* X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 24th, 2006 at 2:59am Quote:
I dont know if they know this, but 1/3 of all internet traffic is torrents, and thats probrably up by now. These guys really dont know just how bad it is for them and good for us. :D |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 24th, 2006 at 10:49am
I would also like to make a comment on your quote you put up.
Deterrence is so hard to measure. That's why no one can really use the arguement for the death penalty. "If the punishment is we kill you if you kill someone, I don't kill because you would kill me." I really don't think deterence holds that much affect unless if it's within a small number of people. It's almost like saying, "This rock keeps tigers away...and look no tigers" ALSO I am the one selling the rocks...so of course I'm going to say that my rocks work. This is what RIAA is saying in this statement you quoted. I really think what has "dettered" a sizeable number of people is the advent FINALLY of purchasing mp3's through pay services for little money and only songs ones want. Ok now onto another somethin something. http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2006-04-24T110353Z_01_N24231450_RTRUKOC_0_US-DIGITAL.xml&rpc=22 Our boy, James Cameron, says digital animation will save the industry. Hmm let me see here. Star Wars, lost gleam because of too much digital affects, actors were acting to people in green suits, so no chemistry really took place. The mid years of movies was by far more profitable and memorable than they are now. The best "special affects" they had was with people like, the master, Ray Harry Housin. Also excellent movies like Tron and Ghostbusters used crayons to help the movie affects. But still I believe that the over use of special affects will kill the movie industry not help it. Also if Hollywood keeps writing CRAP! that is banged out worse than a monkey on an acid trip...I think we found our culprit for why H-Wood sucks. Let's look at it another way...we have no more actors and we just have digital animation, everything is synthisized and the movie is about oh let's say a Will Farrel type animation trys to save a gay duck from te evil lord Zod. Critics hail it as a "masterpiece of our time". However it flops...piracy is supposedly to blame. However no one is pirating anymore because all the movies suck. Then let's take a chick flick. Man meets girl...they fall in love...girl is murdered...man grieves an learns a life lesson from this girl that changed his life from what he once was. You have chemistry from the actors in the picture...you can feel the love, the tension, etc. You can't feel that way about things you know are animated. How many of us cried at Passion of the Christ....now how many of us cried at Final Fantasy - Spirits Within, and I'm not talking disappointment crying either. That's another example of how animators let us down. Sure we're wooed by them but with a sucky story line...I'd rather watch Howard the Duck...in 3-D than FF again. At least there I could feel the love between duck and woman! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 24th, 2006 at 12:04pm
I realize Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within lacked a decent story, but to claim you'd rather see Howard the Duck is pushing it a bit, don't you think?
I think I'd rather gouge my eyes out with pixie sticks than watch that horrid excuse for a movie. -b0b (...wonders what Earth did to deserve that horrendous excuse for a movie.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 24th, 2006 at 12:30pm
That article refers to 3-D, like the Terminator ride in Universal Studios 3-D, not digital animation 3-D. Cameron is just saying there's not enough incentive for normal folk to want to go to see a movie in the theater, because theaters dont offer much more than home entertainment systems can give. Now if the movies were a 3-D experience where things popped out at you, that would be something different, that you couldn't get at home.
I do agree that dig. animation needs to be used to support the plot, not be the subject of it. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 24th, 2006 at 1:08pm
So, Briney, would you rather watch Howard the Duck, or Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within?
-b0b (...thinks this argument needs a tie-breaker.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 25th, 2006 at 1:13am
http://www.tpmcafe.com/node/29086
Anyone else scared? What could happen? Tax on emails? Limit on websites one can have? No more free services? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 25th, 2006 at 10:18am
I can't believe you quoted TPM. Outside of DU, that has to be one of the biggest pits of democrat handwringing I've ever come across.
-b0b (...feels like scrubbing his brain with steel wool.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 27th, 2006 at 9:53am
http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=4823631
Briney if I told you once I told you a thousand times! It's illegal to have sex with a horse! I do have to wonder here...was the guy "pitching" or "catching"? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 27th, 2006 at 10:18am
Am I the only one that refuses to click on that link?
-b0b (...certainly hopes not.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Apr 27th, 2006 at 12:14pm
at least it's an article and not a video...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Apr 27th, 2006 at 1:58pm
.......
just.....no. cait (..throws up) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 27th, 2006 at 2:00pm
Ya should've taken my advice and not clicked on it.
-b0b (...didn't, and feels grrrrreat!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Apr 27th, 2006 at 11:16pm
i didnt click on it.
i just have a vividly awful imagination. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 28th, 2006 at 1:02am
You're a sick, sick, twisted individual if you can imagine that!
X (Didn't click on it either) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Apr 28th, 2006 at 3:57pm
i believe it was the catching and pitching line that threw me off.
no, i did not get a mental image....but for the love of pete. no. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 28th, 2006 at 11:00pm
Was pete the name of the horse then?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Apr 28th, 2006 at 11:29pm
....maybe in your dreams.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 29th, 2006 at 12:24am
Trust me I have enough dreams with one animal in it. Wes' mom. She's worse than ManBearPig!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 29th, 2006 at 12:58pm
...and shaggier than Briney's car seats.
-b0b (...bada boom!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Apr 29th, 2006 at 2:42pm
I know people who will kill both of you and hide your body in the moutains.
No one will miss, or find, you. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 29th, 2006 at 3:25pm
As long as I get some sleep...go ahead..chummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....p.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 29th, 2006 at 6:06pm The_Fat_Man wrote on Apr 29th, 2006 at 2:42pm:
Now, if only you could find the motivation to step away from your Cheeto-encrusted desk to pick up the phone... -b0b (...runs away.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Apr 29th, 2006 at 10:43pm
i really hate allergies.
cait (...has to wait at least 19 minutes more until she can take nighttime allergy medicine.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 30th, 2006 at 2:25pm
Why 19 minutes? Does it really matter?
-b0b (...understands precision, but that's pushing it a bit.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Apr 30th, 2006 at 2:29pm
its because i'm cool like that.
Cait (...but hey! I'm not much of a zombie today! hurrah!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 30th, 2006 at 2:31pm
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
-b0b (...could go for some right about now.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Apr 30th, 2006 at 3:31pm
Once, in college, I got so tired of having a stuffy nose, I downed almost 3/4 of a bottle of Nyquil.
I didn't die, or have any side effects (other than the fact I slept for like 14 hours). So you're probably ok not waiting those 19 minutes :) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Apr 30th, 2006 at 4:25pm
my body is way too screwy to trust 19 minutes. or 3/4ths a bottle of nyquil.
knowing my current luck, i'd die. or permanently stay a zombie. either way, i'm way too fragile when it comes to being sick and drugs. Cait (....yeah. because thats just how i am) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 1st, 2006 at 8:41am
Nyquil isn't really a drug. It's more like a concentrated bottle of happiness.
-b0b (...14 hours? Psssh.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 1st, 2006 at 9:29am
If you've got twenty minutes to burn, be sure to check out the second and third episodes of Dr. McNinja.
http://www.drmcninja.com/archive.html If you don't laugh, there is something wrong with your humornator. -b0b (...made that one up.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Ironman on May 1st, 2006 at 10:38am
Congratulations on 1000 posts ;D
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 1st, 2006 at 12:46pm
Grats on 15! ;D
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 1st, 2006 at 6:12pm
Wow, I hadn't even noticed. This calls for a LAN Party!
-b0b (...or something.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 2nd, 2006 at 9:59am
http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=51139
I think all of us...both Picard and Kirk lovers...can unite here and now behind this cause. We must take a stand, whether one is in support of the NCC-1701-A or D. We must not let Ben Afleck be a cast member in Star Trek!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 2nd, 2006 at 11:10am
There is no way. Trek actors are virtually always unknown prior to their appearances in Trek shows/movies.
-b0b (...would boycott any such movie.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 2nd, 2006 at 12:00pm
Yeah but they've been steering away from that a bit as of late.
Take Enterprise for instance. Scott Bakula and John Billingsley were both known and grounded actors. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 2nd, 2006 at 12:17pm
Yeah, but Enterprise sucked.
-b0b (...thought so, anyway.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 2nd, 2006 at 4:54pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 2nd, 2006 at 5:40pm
Meh you can find shit like that at JCPennys...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 2nd, 2006 at 8:26pm
Thank you sir!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on May 2nd, 2006 at 8:38pm
ummm.....
i'm confused. cait |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 2nd, 2006 at 9:00pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on May 2nd, 2006 at 9:51pm
that picture makes me want to vomit.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 2nd, 2006 at 10:26pm
bot spam for the win!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 7th, 2006 at 2:30am
Was Superman a scientologist?
http://www.sptimes.com/2006/05/06/Tampabay/Scientology_nearly_re.shtml/ X |
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 8th, 2006 at 2:54am
I say we lock on unregistered posting....anyone else?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 8th, 2006 at 3:28am
Yea im down, this is getting annoying... And why random stupidity?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by texfrost on May 8th, 2006 at 11:29am
Its Ironic that its under the thread "Random Stupidity"
Its funny they don't realize HTML doesn't work on most forums |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 8th, 2006 at 12:23pm
Either that, or I could block the entire 202.* subnet.
-b0b (...is evil like that.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 8th, 2006 at 3:25pm Quote:
I'm so glad this man is off the streets. Now I can feel safe while wandering down dark alleys at night. -b0b (...rolls his eyes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 8th, 2006 at 4:25pm
Now if we could only arrest and beat the 79 y/o lady who keeps putting quarters into parking meters!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 10th, 2006 at 2:39am
http://money.cnn.com/2006/05/08/technology/ps3_pricing/index.htm?cnn=yes
Ya know if people would just unite, and rich parents not give their kids $700, the price would drop so fast. Two weeks into release and hardly any units sold and sweet crap! they will drop their prices faster than Michael Jackson drops his pants at Chucky Cheese. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 10th, 2006 at 10:26am Quote:
Yeah, namely, they're making it so freakin' expensive that nobody will ever be able to afford it. Good going, Sony. -b0b (...thinks $600 for a console is ridiculous.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 10th, 2006 at 11:13am
http://wusa9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=49159
This story is a good example of the politics we face today. We are so conerned with terrorism that we take average American's rights away from them. Yet we leave both boarders wide open. We must spy on people's library, computer, and phone habits. Put we sell our ports to the Chinese (in CA) and try to sell the rest off to other foreign govts, esp those with terrorist ties (most of our ports ARE foreign controled). We talk about spreading democracy throughout the world (even though we're a republic NOT a democracy), yet we want to go to war with a country who choose their ruling power through a popular vote (Iran). We are so concerned with security for our President that we give him protetion for life, but if we say bad things about him we get a file at the FBI or a nice vist from the boys in suits and sunglasses. Yet, WE JUST THROW AWAY THE PRESIDENT'S PLANS OF WHERE HE WILL EXACTLY BE AND WHEN...WITHOUT FORETHOUGHT! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 10th, 2006 at 11:54am
They screwed up. Big deal. These things happen.
-b0b (...thinks Randy Hopkins will probably disappear soon.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 17th, 2006 at 12:33pm
Ahh, those crazy Muslims. They never fail to surprise me...
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-b0b (...didn't see that one coming.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 17th, 2006 at 12:56pm
The odd thing about Islam is that they regard Jesus as a great prophet without sin, who was born of a virgin mother, and yet Muhammed himself was born normally and he sinned. So... I dunno, thought that was an interesting comparison.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 17th, 2006 at 11:57pm
That's an awesome fact Briney...have you thought about being an apolegetist? Oh that's right...!
Also you can say, "Muslims believe what Jesus said is what we believe he said so when Jesus said 'I am the Way, the Truth, and the Light. No one can come to the Father except through Me.' That means he's THE ONLY WAY." I just don't understand how Muslims could not make that last leap. But still there are so many witnessing tools you can implement when talking with Muslims...it's awesome. Also speaking of crazy religious people who don't represent the faith he claims to portray and should really shut the H. E. Double Hock sticks. up: Quote:
Shhhh....you're talking stupid! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 18th, 2006 at 12:25am
Wow, he is officially a Grade-A crazy person.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on May 18th, 2006 at 12:58am
he says these things hours or a few days after a national news report about the potential of 3 major hurricanes hitting the US this summer.
suprise, suprise Cait (..is not won over by the idea of fear) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 18th, 2006 at 1:04am Quote:
I wish the rest of the United States had that philosophy, but apparently everyone is so concerned with when the next terror attack, or weather storm, or alien invasion will be, they ignore whats really going on. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on May 18th, 2006 at 1:21am
the truth is so obscured by everything that it will never be truth.
whats really going on will never be known. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 18th, 2006 at 8:31am
Meh. Moral relativism is for hippies.
-b0b (...passes the Shredded Wheat.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 18th, 2006 at 10:27am
WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN NOT TO POST ANYTHING ON MYSPACE!!!
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X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 18th, 2006 at 4:15pm
Somebody needs to give that teacher an atomic wedgie.
-b0b (...will probably get sued now.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 19th, 2006 at 1:20pm
Star Wars - Death Star Aftermath
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17327 It's only a minute long or so, but definitely worth a watch! -b0b (...loved it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 20th, 2006 at 7:03pm
Pat, are you selling stuff on eBay again?
http://cgi.ebay.com/TELESCOPE-L-K_W0QQitemZ7621349063QQcategoryZ74930QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem -b0b (...sighs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 20th, 2006 at 7:41pm
$6,000! That's a waste of money. I'd say get a wide diamter one and don't get the computer attached...you get more enjoyment in finding the constalations yourself than pushing a button. Remember the wider the diamer...the more light it takes it...the more light it takes in...the better and bigger the image.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 20th, 2006 at 7:49pm I'm pretty sure Patrick is selling it. I'd know that alien protection armor anywhere! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 20th, 2006 at 7:59pm
No no We all know that tin foil hats actually increase brainwave detections! No one in their "right mind" would wear these useless things. In fact I believe the govt put this disinfo out there so they can read our brainwaves better! Purple monkey dishwasher!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 20th, 2006 at 8:04pm Quote:
My brain just exploded. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 20th, 2006 at 8:08pm
Did I blow your mind or did your mind blow....me?
ooooo X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 20th, 2006 at 8:11pm
I think youve had enough drugs for today sir.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 20th, 2006 at 8:20pm
Yes........drugs......everyone likes.....drugs - Homer Simpson
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 21st, 2006 at 12:51am
I'll take two.
-b0b (...grins.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 22nd, 2006 at 2:51pm Quote:
Darwin Award, anyone? -b0b (...stupid hurts.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on May 23rd, 2006 at 7:20pm
My cousin in Chicago actually got this done. I do worry about her sometimes...
Thought perms were passe? Blink again Katy Chamberlin, a 35-year-old history student at the City College of San Francisco, has tried everything under the sun to obtain luscious, curly eyelashes. She's used mascara, metal curling irons and even some decidedly unconventional methods. During high school, she sprayed mousse into the palm of her hand and then used her fingers to dab some of the sticky foam onto her eyelashes. Nothing really worked, she said. Then she discovered the eyelash perm. “It’s one of those things that only I notice,” Chamberlin said. “But it makes you feel good.” The eyelash perm is the latest beauty treatment designed to accentuate the eyes, following eyelash tinting, eyelash extensions or permanent eyeliner. The roughly 100 to 150 lashes that border each eyelid seem like an improbable target for a hair treatment commonly associated with dozens of tiny curlers and smelly solutions, but salons that offer the procedure insist that it is safe, and they point to legions of satisfied customers. At the Shizuka Spa in Midtown Manhattan, owner Shizuka Bernstein says she was trained by a “sensei of eyelash perming" in Japan, where the treatment has been popular for the last few years. Bernstein and other estheticians say the procedure originated in France, though none of them can say who invented it. Bernstein taught her employee Mizaki Yanagawa to apply the treatment, which involves several meticulous steps. First Yanagawa chooses one of four sizes of rubber rods-—the bigger the rod, the looser and less dramatic the curl. Yanagawa glues the rod to the base of the eyelid, applies a small amount of glue to the rod and then carefully manipulates each lash with a toothpick so that the lashes are secured and curled over the rod. Yanagawa also uses a paintbrush, a Q-tip and a flat wooden stick to tame each lash. The client keeps her eyes closed with gauze taped underneath the eye. Then, Yanagawa dabs perming solution on the lashes and covers the rod and lashes with plastic wrap for about 17 minutes. A neutralizer is applied for another 17 minutes and then a conditioner for a few minutes more. Eye-makeup remover breaks up the glue to help remove the rod. Finally, the eyes are flushed out with distilled water. The perming process takes about an hour. It generally costs $60 or more and is supposed to last for a month and a half. Having defined lashes has been a beauty standard since the time of Cleopatra, said Teresa Riordan, the author of the book “Inventing Beauty: A History of the Innovations That Have Made Us Beautiful.” “But I think in the past century we have seen an arms buildup in terms of what the average woman wields in her eyelash arsenal,” she said. “False eyelashes, waterproof mascaras, lash builders have all changed our ideas of what constitutes a beautiful set of eyes. It's really become much more exaggerated.” In ancient times, women used to darken their lashes and eyelids using kohl, which could be made from onion water or donkey liver mixed with oil and opium or, worse yet, malachite, copper, iron and lead. According to Riordan’s book, a beauty writer in 1834 suggested using “lampblack,” the residue resulting from holding a saucer over a gas lamp, to color the eyes. While many women are embracing the eyelash perm, there are safety concerns. “Why would anyone do this?” asked Thomas Steinemann, an ophthalmologist in Cleveland. “There are enough risks in the world.” Steinemann said he had seen only one patient who had the treatment, two years ago. The patient complained of irritation and pain, and that was enough to make Steinemann skeptical of the procedure. The patient had several days of discomfort, though she eventually felt better after lubricating her eyes with artificial tear drops. In 1938, Congress gave the Food and Drug Administration more regulatory powers over such products after an eyelash dye caused cases of blindness and disfigurement. But the FDA is not required to approve cosmetics that are put out on the market. If the product is deemed to be hazardous, then the agency can demand that it be taken off the shelves. In July 2004 the state board of Barbering and Cosmetology in Colorado banned eyelash perming, basing its decision on a 1989 FDA bulletin that warned against a specific eyelash perming cream. Violet Leonard, 35, a freelance writer who lives in Oakland, Calif., has had an eyelash perm three times. She says the perm makes her eyes look “flirty,” and she doesn’t feel the need to wear mascara. She acknowledges that the perm does sting around the eyes, but she says it’s worth not having to wrestle with an eyelash curler every morning. “Your eyes water, you’re blinking a lot, but because it doesn’t take a lot of time, it’s easy to get over,” Leonard said. Her last experience, however, wasn’t very successful, she said. Because smaller rods were used, her eyelashes were wound so tight that they turned out too curly—-she could feel her eyelashes touching her eyelid each time she blinked. The perm relaxed a little after about two weeks. But the experience won't keep Leonard from getting another perm before her wedding next year, she said. Bernstein said it was important to go to a professional for the procedure. She warns of “a lot of bad salons” that can botch a perm. “Women should be ever alert to risks in the high-stakes game of beauty innovation,” Riordan said. “It's not that innovators intend to cause harm, but in their entrepreneurial exuberance, as history shows, they sometimes cause great injury.” |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by texfrost on May 23rd, 2006 at 8:34pm
Can I have the last 5 minutes of my life back?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 23rd, 2006 at 10:14pm
Ahh...You'd probably just waste it.
X (Simpsons quote...for the WIN!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 24th, 2006 at 1:58pm texfrost wrote on May 23rd, 2006 at 8:34pm:
That's a huge +1. -b0b (...snores.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on May 24th, 2006 at 2:24pm
.... = how I feel about eyelash perms.
then again, we've all posted some pretty life-wasting things up here. Cait (...my head hurts) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 24th, 2006 at 5:19pm
I don't know what you're talking about Cait, everything I post is completly worth reading in all aspects.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 24th, 2006 at 6:28pm
Same here.
-b0b (...shrugs cuz' it's true.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 26th, 2006 at 10:55am
Wes I think you have some competition now! This is sick...and I hope the parents get thrown in jail for allowing this to happen.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 26th, 2006 at 11:25am
Holy crap, I want my picture taken with Dzhambik!
-b0b (...hands him a Twinkie.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 26th, 2006 at 1:02pm Quote:
If they ever...EVER...outlaw Mountain Dew...I think it'll be time to fight the NWO...with a vengence! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 26th, 2006 at 1:06pm
I doubt the NWO would have anything to do with it. They want to enslave the masses, not alienate them.
-b0b (...makes a point.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 26th, 2006 at 1:19pm
My joke was that I'd have nothing to live for, so I'd go down swinging...that way I could go to Heaven...where the streets run with the best Mountain Dew throughout the land!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 26th, 2006 at 1:43pm
Jolt Cola. Dew is for wusses.
-b0b (...knows these things.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 26th, 2006 at 8:13pm
Jolt tasted like what I'd imagine dirty rotten nutsack to taste like.
I'll take my Mountain Dew biatch. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 26th, 2006 at 11:03pm
In the new X men movie, there is a Bad-a trailer for SNAKES ON A PLANE!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 29th, 2006 at 8:59am
Dude, find it and host it for us!
-b0b (...wants it!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 31st, 2006 at 10:41am
What do you call 1,001 dead babies?
-b0b (...waits.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 31st, 2006 at 12:34pm
Food?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 31st, 2006 at 1:13pm
A good start.
-b0b (...bahahaha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 31st, 2006 at 2:14pm
http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3955&date=20060531
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 31st, 2006 at 9:34pm
Uh oh, I just downloaded stuff from there a couple days back. Oops.
-b0b (...sighs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 31st, 2006 at 10:08pm
That's nothing...check this out:
My conspiracy torrent site is being investigated...by the RCMP - The Royal Canadian Mounty Police! It's due to possible hate speech and Canada, as we know, has the strictest hate laws (ie The Bible is hate speech), and this site sometimes posts things by people who blame everything on those "evil Zionists". I thought it was hilarious that the RCMP do more than just chase moose! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 31st, 2006 at 10:21pm
Meese?
-b0b (...would.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 1st, 2006 at 10:01am
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/internet/05/25/the.web.toll/index.html
Man does anyone else feel as if we are forced to sit at the back of the bus here? I'm sorry to say this...but I want the govt to run the internet rather than these people! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 2nd, 2006 at 3:37pm Quote:
Lemmiwinks, anyone? -b0b (...laughed twice.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 3rd, 2006 at 1:33pm
"US government behind Pirate Bay raid"
The American film and music industry rejoiced over the raid by the Swedish police on The Pirate Bay. But reports that the US government was behind the action against the Sweden-based file sharing site have now resulted in the Swedish government being reported to the country's Constitutional Committee. The widescale raid carried out at hosting companies in Stockholm, Västmanland and Västra Götaland targeted one of the world's largest sites for sharing music, games and computer programmes. http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3969&date=20060602 |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Jun 3rd, 2006 at 1:35pm
I'm posting in this thread because I consider myself a fairly random person and because I feel pretty stupid right now.
My last civics class was over 12 years ago. Poke all of the age jokes you want, but please consider humoring me when I ask: How does a bill become a law? There are a few bills I have recently become interested in, and I have no idea about their current status in the process. Thanks! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 4th, 2006 at 1:28am Haha the piratebay is back with a new logo! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 4th, 2006 at 12:37pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 19th, 2006 at 4:39pm
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyid=2006-06-19T193318Z_01_N19347151_RTRUKOC_0_US-RELIGION-EPISCOPALS-BISHOP.xml&src=rss&rpc=22
Perverting the Word of God, one sin at a time. Quote:
So I guess if I come into this world as a rapist that just means I love women a whole lot. If I have the sin of the child molester that means I'm just "doin it" for the kids! We all come into this world as sinners, we need to tell people the truth. The sin of lying, stealing, murder, and homosexuality are all the same amount in siness. These are things to strive to beat not give in to. Because if we give in, we have lost the fight to better ourself. "Be perfect, even as you Father in Heaven is perfect." X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Ironman on Jun 20th, 2006 at 12:56am
Someone needs to get that woman a Bible!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 20th, 2006 at 1:17am
Well said.
-b0b (...couldn't have said it better.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 20th, 2006 at 2:09am
I know you bible thumping bastards will say a "sin is a sin". But I hardly think comparing a homosexual (A person who, even by bible standards, is only harming themselves) to a child molester (Someone who is harming innocent children) is hardly a fair sentiment Patrick.
While I'm no ardent supporter of homosexuality. I wouldn't even go so far as to group them along with Murderers, Rapists and Child Molesters. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 20th, 2006 at 10:37am
But that is exactly my problem with this article, Fatman. I don't care what you think is worse, no offense, it only matters what God says. The Bible clearly says that "sin is sin". I asked my brother the other day, "What's better? Premarital sex or gay sex?" The answer? Well let's see what God say:
1Co 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind," This passage of Scripture proclaims that neither is "better than the other". It's like saying how would you rather die right now? Being shot in the head or stabbed?" The answer...I DON'T WANT TO DIE. It's called a false dilemma (Did you stop beating your wife yet? OR Do your parents no that you're gay?) Let's look at the definition of sin. Easton's Bible Dictonary says " Is “any want of conformity unto or transgression of the law of God” (1Jo_3:4; Rom_4:15), in the inward state and habit of the soul, as well as in the outward conduct of the life, whether by omission or commission (Rom_6:12-17; 7:5-24). It is “not a mere violation of the law of our constitution, nor of the system of things, but an offense against a personal lawgiver and moral governor who vindicates his law with penalties." So it is an action, thought, or omission of doing, thinking, or saying which goes against God and His Law. Therefore under the Law, and under God, homosexuality IS the same as child molesting. Now in our courts, in our beliefs as a society, and in this life I have no doubt we should punish/help child molesters more than anyone. However the day will come when we all die, 10 out of 10 people do, and: Rom 14:10 But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at naught thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ. Rom 14:11 For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God. Rom 14:12 So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God. Rom 14:13 Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way. So those of us who have stolen, murdered, killed, engaged in fornication, blasphamey, etc. have gone against God and His perfect Law. Under that Law we all deserve to be punished. However that's not the end of the story. That's why God sent Jesus down from Heaven to live the perfect life and take away our sins. He rose from the grave and conquered death. All that is need to live in orcordance with God and His Law is to believe in Jesus Christ. And I am thankful that my loving God is also a just God. I am also thankful that my just God is also a graceful God. X (Amen) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 20th, 2006 at 11:04am
So in your way of thinking.
A person who does not "Honor thy mother and father" deserves the same punishment as someone who murder 300 children? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 20th, 2006 at 11:21am
I would say that while here on earth we can punish people according to the rules and laws we've help to set up. Here, our laws act more as a deterence then punishment. Although with our current administration that's getting turned around. We set up laws so people will know what they can and can't do. If they do something they can't they get punished and we see what happens to them. We don't speed 140 MPH on the highway because we know what will happen if we get caught. So to answer your question I think the person who dishonors their mother and/or father should get a lesser punishment than the murderer.
However in the next life we will be there longer than we are in this one. You're going to be dead a lot longer than you're going to be alive. So then we are subject to God's final ruling on our lives. Since sin is disobeying God, God would say to every one of us, "Depart from Me, ye accursed into everlasting fire. Prepared for the devil and his angels." However, if we've accepted Christ as our Savior. God would ask if there was anyone here that would take our place. Christ would stand and say, "I did, on the cross at Calvery. And ____(believer's name goes here) asked me into his life while still on earth." God would say, "Well done, thou good and faithful servent. Enter thou into the Joy of the Lord!" It's great when our God can save the dishonorer and the murderer. There is still punishment which we can give out and God can give out in this life. But in the next life it only matters whether or not we rejected/accepted Christ as our Savior. X (Waits for Fatman's next comment..he he this is fun) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 20th, 2006 at 11:30am
It doesn't really matter in the end. In God's eyes, there is only one thing getting you into heaven, and the "amount" or "severity" of your sin isn't it. God doesn't have some kind of huge scale that you step on to determine whether or not you've made the cut.
Homosexual or heterosexual, rapist or women's rights activist, if you don't accept Jesus as the Son of God and ask Him to save you from your sinful condition, you're going to Hell. If you do accept Him, you're going to Heaven. Don't get me wrong, there will be rewards and punishments handed out in accordance with the manner in which we lived our lives, but they are entirely secondary. -b0b (.../theology.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 20th, 2006 at 8:44pm
Ahh, you bring up a good point of conversation Patsy. One of my biggest problems with christianity.
I find it hard to swallow that I could go out and murder a few children, rape some women, steal a car, and stab the pope, and then right before I'm put to death for my horrible crimes on humanity, ask Jesus to forgive me (And mean it, I'd be scared of death) and walla...I'm in heaven. It's one of the many aspects that has kept me from ever calling myself a christian. And it worries me that I seem to be one of the few people who has a problem with the above scenario. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 20th, 2006 at 10:53pm
Well then tell me Fatman...when should God allow anyone to accept His free gift? If you wait to get your life perfect...you're going to be waiting a long time. You have to remember...that a theif was the first person to heaven after Jesus. I think the two theives on the cross show the true nature of God and His love and grace for us. Two theives hang next to Jesus, they are both guilty. One is still puffed up with anger and pride, the other is spiritually broken and sincere in his belief. Jesus say, "Today you will be with me in paradise". I think the greatest thing that could happen to a murder, rapist, ect. would be to become a Christian. Becoming a Christon isn't like putting on a new shirt...it feels good for a while but later you forget you have it on. Being a Christian changes you from the inside out. I know of countless stories where murders have become Christians and have repented. Lee Stroble tells of one in his book, "Case For Christ". All of these men can't be faking it, esp. those on death row. Becoming a Christian means God has shown you that you are a sinner, He breaks us down so that we are prideless at our conversion. We embrace Christ as our Savior because we have no one else to turn to. We recognize our need to be saved, a drowning man will reach for a lifesaver. I don't see your problem with these people becoming Christians. Should God not accept these people? Does that mean He shouldn't accept you? Or are your "enterence exams" written so it's ok that you pass. God doesn't say you have to be perfect to accept Him, just that you are broken so that you realize you need Him.
Mat 9:10 And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples. Mat 9:11 And when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners? Mat 9:12 But when Jesus heard that, he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick. Mat 9:13 But go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 21st, 2006 at 11:16am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=391689&in_page_id=1770
"A fool and his money are soon parted" X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 21st, 2006 at 11:46am
The first thing to remember is that nobody "deserves" Heaven. Not the holier-than-thou religious elite, and not the serial murderers. We all stand equally undeserving before God.
If you look at Jesus' ministry, you'll see that he didn't spend much time hanging out with the religious intelligentsia (Pharisees, mostly). He spent the majority of his time hanging out with thieves, whores, and other generally undesirable people. One time, the Pharisees called him on it. They said, "Hey, if you're the Son of God, why is it that you're eating dinner with these lowlifes?" Jesus then related three parables, the most powerful of which is the parable of the prodigal son. In that story, a rich landowner has two sons. The younger "quits the family" by claiming his inheritance early and leaving for a foreign country. He squanders everything he owns until he is penniless, cleaning up after pigs just to make enough money to eat. He realizes he has seriously screwed up, and his father's servants have it ten times better than he does. He decides to return home so he can beg his father for a job as a lowly servant. Upon returning home, his father sees him, runs to him, and embraces him with open arms. He won't even hear his son's request to be made a servant, but instead returns him to his original position as an heir to the family and slays a prime cow to celebrate with. Now, here's the important part. The older son has been working hard in the field all day. When he returns home, he sees the commotion and realizes his brother has returned. He complains to the father, basically saying what you're saying. "I've worked hard all my life and you won't even give me a goat to celebrate with my friends. However, when your other son returns after partying away his entire inheritance, you give him the best animal in the entire stockyard for his celebration." The father pointed out this: "You shouldn't be upset. Your brother had gone away, but has returned again. What was lost is now found." You and I have the position of the Pharisees and the older brother. We sometimes think we're "more deserving" because we haven't killed anyone, haven't raped anyone, haven't molested anyone, etc. If you're honest with yourself, though, I'm quite certain you'll find some areas in your life that you aren't too proud of. A speaker once said, "If my innermost thoughts were open for examination, they would shame Hell." The admission requirements for Heaven are steep. Quite simply, they are perfection. I'm not perfect, and I'm willing to step out on a limb and assume you're not perfect either, which is why Jesus comes into the equation. Are you familiar with the "Roman Road"? It's a short set of scriptures found in the book of Romans that addresses your standpoint perfectly. Romans 1:19-20, 23, and 10 address the question of our standing before God prior to salvation. I'll paraphrase for ease of reading... Quote:
Again, nobody deserves Heaven. Not you, not me, and not the lowliest lowlife scum in the prison of your choice. Why? Take another step on the Roman Road in Romans 5:12 and you'll see the answer. Quote:
Adam screwed it up. I could get into a great deal of theology here and discuss Adam's role as our seminal and federal father and exactly how that obligates us to carrying his burden, but suffice it to say that Adam screwed up and we're still paying for it. You see, that is what is keeping us out of heaven, and that is why Jesus had to die on the cross for us. Here's another question for you to think about. Which sins did Jesus die for? Did he only die for the occassional lie, the binge drinking session, the pre-marital sex, etc? Did he not die for rape? Did he not die for child molestation? Did he not take the sin of murder upon his shoulders at Calvary? I contend that he did. He took upon himself every single sin that had ever occurred, was occurring, or ever would occur. Including rape. Including murder. Including child molestation. We are no better than the Pharisees when point out a specific sin and say, "They're too lost for God to save them." Moreover, we're limiting God's power and Jesus's saving grace when we say He can't do something. Don't limit God! One last thought. A saved person is completely incapable of escaping their salvation. There is nothing you can do to renounce or lose your salvation. The Bible is very clear about that. One thing to remember is that "your" salvation isn't really yours at all. God saves you, and "your" salvation belongs to Him. Here's what Jesus had to say about the matter, paraphrased for clarity... John 10:29 - God gave the saved people to me, and He is greater than anyone else. No man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand. Nobody. Not even you can remove yourself from God's grace. It's a permanent, irrevocable decision and God isn't going to let you out of your obligation once you've made your commitment. Not even if you kill someone. -b0b (...was slightly long winded.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 23rd, 2006 at 9:55pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/pcworld/20060623/tc_pcworld/126222
Ok remember the story about the MPAA pirating "This Film Is Not Yet Rated"? Well this trumps it! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 24th, 2006 at 2:26am
I understand what the bible says bob. And I understand it's lessons and meanings when it tries to explain God's stance on how you get into heaven.
I'm saying I disagree with it. I'm sorry I have a hard time believing in a god that would except a child molester into Heaven simply because they repent. While a man who sleeps with another mans wife and doesn't regret it goes to hell because he refuses to be sorry over it. Molesting a child is an unforgiveable act in my eyes. I fail to see how a true God could forgive such a crime. You say no man is perfect and therefore cannot get into Heaven without admitting as much to Jesus. I say a man who is evil deserves to go to hell. No matter how sorry he is about it. It's too easy a way out, and I can't wrap my morales around it. Simple truth, and you probably won't change my mind. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 24th, 2006 at 10:39am
Well Wes...I'm just glad you're not God. Now what if we find out that being a child molester is something mental that we can treat? Would that change your views on it? But remember if you say yes, then you have to let child molesters into Heaven if they repent, and then you've just changed your mind which God cannot do.
It's kinda funny though. Most people have a hard time "believing in a loving God that would allow such evil into the world". Where you don't believe (or have a hard time believing but still believe?) because God is TOO loving. I think the problem you're having is that you're viewing sin as being placed on the "scales of justice". To you child molester > adulterer in badness. God views it at child molester = adulterer. As Christians we are told not to be legalistic, the Pharasies and Sadgasties(sp?) had that covered and Jesus rebuked them probably more than anyone. Quote:
I completely agree with you. Now let's look at the Judge's (eg God's) definition of what evil is. Evil - opposite of good, therefore opposite of God. Evil is anyone who disobeys God: see sin. Quote:
Wouldn't this show the amazing grace of God though? If a murder/rapist/child molester/etc would come to Him a broken man and say, "I know I'm a sinner and I know you demand perfection, Almight God. I believe in your Son, Jesus Christ, who came down from Heaven and died for my sins. Come into my life. Forgive me of my sins. Help me to walk in righteousness from here on out. Amen". Maybe you don't believe people would mean it in their hearts? The belief just in knowledge is not what God wants in repentence. You can't just say "Yeah I believe Jesus was God and He existed and rose again." You hav to actually take Him into your life. You are changed when you accept God's free gift. You are told afterwards to "Go and sin no more". Now we still fall but we don't chase sin like we use to. So maybe you think a child molester will keep doing it. If he/she is really a true Christian that person will do better. Not to say that person will have an easy time since there are many difference causes for being a child molester. But the point is that that person doesn't have to fight for righteousness alone. God is not only by our side, but He's in us and in our life. The Father gives, the Son saves, the Spirit helps and all three are the might triune God. Change occurs in lives of the redeemed. We might not change you mind, Wes. But as Christians we must obey God. God tells us to never give up and never stop telling people about Christ. You might choose not to accept it, but someday we will all stand before God. And I don't want God saying, "Why did you quit on him/her, Patrick?" And I could say nothing other than I thought God wasn't strong enough to change someone's life. We might not convince you here but God tells us that we should not expect an "instant conversion". We pray, we trust God and His soverign plan, and keep on talkin in love. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 24th, 2006 at 11:09am Quote:
That pretty much sums up my problem with the bible. I don't agree with God. And I guess the reason I have a hard time believing is because I can't view God as perfect when I disagree with one of his base beliefs. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Jun 24th, 2006 at 9:50pm
i quit trying to judge people along time ago.
understanding other people is simply impossible (and yes, both men and women are confusing). Cait (...sick of herself) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 26th, 2006 at 2:23am
I know yall have prolly read the Jack Handey quotes from SNL but hey, they are gold, heres some more.
http://quotes.prolix.nu/Humor/Jack_Handey If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy. - If I ever went to war, instead of throwing a grenade, I'd throw one of those small pumpkins. Then maybe my enemy would pick up the pumpkin and think about the futility of war. And that would give me the time I need to hit him with a real grenade. - Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. - I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing? - Ok I'm done, they are all funny. ;D |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 27th, 2006 at 3:38am Quote:
I just thought that was insane. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Jun 27th, 2006 at 11:02am
I have a theory that one day, MySpace will own everyone's soul.
and we all thought the anti-christ would come in the form of a human. Cait (...prefers not to do house chores :P) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 27th, 2006 at 11:07am
That's hardcore.
-b0b (...would love to work there.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 28th, 2006 at 9:58pm
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/business/stories.nsf/story/990F0C138A043E938625719B000B5356?OpenDocument
Today's wacky PETA story brought to you by...St. Louis! I just think these hippies are hungry for more than algee...oh wait those are "alive" too! X (Plants are people too!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 28th, 2006 at 11:01pm
I'll see your wacky PETA crew and raise them a bunch of a clowns attacking a nuclear missile silo.
-b0b (...for t3h win.) Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 29th, 2006 at 2:49pm Quote:
Let's see how many interesting quotes we can get out of this one...
-b0b (...is a jerk.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 29th, 2006 at 4:01pm
How many inmates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 2 one to stick it up his butt the other to turn the inmate |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 30th, 2006 at 10:42am
http://www.kten.com/Global/story.asp?S=5090694
And cops wonder why they have bad reputations. This is what happens when you have people with power who use it for their own benefits and not for the benefits of the people they represent and/or protect and serve X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 30th, 2006 at 11:31am
Busted! He should know better than to get his mack on while on duty.
-b0b (...used `mack' in a sentence.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 1st, 2006 at 2:21am
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/30/people.hasselhoff.ap/index.html
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noooooo! Hasselhofffff! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 1st, 2006 at 11:38am
Am I the only one that thinks that story doesn't make a bit of sense? How do you bust a chandelier while shaving?
-b0b (...wonders what kind of gym has a chandelier in the bathroom, anyway.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 5th, 2006 at 2:08pm
Picard vs. Palpatine, what what!
http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=623 -b0b (...is glad Kirk wasn't involved, for the good of all Star Trekdom.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 5th, 2006 at 6:02pm
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 6th, 2006 at 4:13pm
If you've got 45 minutes to blow, check out this awesome documentary on Israel's 1981 air raid on Iraq's first and only nuclear reactor. It also discusses the tactics Mossad (think Israeli CIA) used to kill off the French physicists that worked on the reactor. Many of the "coincidences" reminded me of just how much God watches out for Israel. Good stuff!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2295792449224502914&q=documentary -b0b (..watched it all.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 6th, 2006 at 4:29pm
God may be on their side, but their leaders dont seem to be on his...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 7th, 2006 at 11:47am
True.dat.
-b0b (...nods.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 7th, 2006 at 12:28pm Quote:
Now I'm the first person to make fun and critizie the Catholic "church" and I'm not saying that these supposed "holy men" are less wrong in fact they're probably worse...but I see the media jump all over the abuse there where here they get nothing. I remember in Mrs. Braks class (God rest her soul) an entire Newsweek issue devoted competely to the abuse in the Catholic "church", I've seen CNN, FOX, MSNBC, and a slew of other comedy and drama TV shows deal with it. However, what makes what these teachers do any different? Have you been reading more of these stories lately? I have...it seems like every week we pick a new state and a new age group to watch adults use their power over children. Does it make any difference that most of the time it's heterosexual? It shouldn't. Does it matter that most of what happens appears to be concensual? It shouldn't. My friends where is the outcry? We make fun of Catholics and Michael Jackson yet we almost see this a "fantasy come true". Where is our outrage at the people who use their power and position to take advantage of our youth? We saw it in our schools with Pam and Mr. Berg (I have proof of that), the girls soccer team and their coach, not to mention Veeg and Perkins staring at every girls chest they could get at. Yet we had people like Mrs. Brezden who led marches against the people wanting teacher testing and more control on the hiring practices of teachers. I have newspaper articles where there were background checks and finger prints taken of a bunch of teachers and found out most of them were convicted criminals. Guess what? The school hired them first and when the parents heard about the background checks they wanted them fired. Under New Jeersey, I think it was in NJ...I can look it up if you want me to, they couldn't be fired after hiring! Have the public schools become the way of the television? Do we not care about our children anymore so we send them off to a place where we don't care where they go as long as they are out of our hair and we don't have to deal with them? If you, as a parent let's say, found out that a stranger was having sex with your under age child...would you be mad? Or would you just shrug it off? I hope you would be mad! Now what's the difference when it's not a stranger but a known, trusted teacher? In fact there should be more outrage because of it! If it were a stranger we'd lock him/her up and force them to submit to signing up for the sex offenders list. However here, most of the time it's just a slap on the wrist and that's about it. You don't hear the cry from the public? This is what happens when you get a group of people who fight for the rights of NAMBLA also fighting for our tax payed teachers. Sorry to go off on this tirade but I was mad about it. Anyone else feel likewise or different? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 7th, 2006 at 12:54pm
Comparing the act of a single teacher with the countless acts of a slew of priests is retarded. Besides, it's not as if the Saginaw school district tried to cover up their employee's acts.
-b0b (...doesn't get the analogy.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 7th, 2006 at 12:58pm
I know they're different. Yet it's still people in power taking advantage of kids.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Ironman on Jul 7th, 2006 at 1:08pm
Yeah Pat, I agree, its just like the homosexual thing.. at first everyone jokes about it, and then it gradually becomes OK. I think ever since sex became just a "fun thing to do", it opened the door for more and more perverse things.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 7th, 2006 at 1:21pm
My point is simply that the analogy is flawed. Comparing an epidemic that was actively covered up to a single teacher's actions that were actively prosecuted is baseless.
If there was a murder in some little podunk town, you wouldn't start comparing that town to Chicago, would you? Of course not. -b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 7th, 2006 at 1:55pm
I would if the podunk town murder was the mayor and the Chicago mayor also murdered someone too. And with Daley...we know his mob connections.
I know the analogy is flawed. I even said it was. This isn't a single teacher this is many many teachers in the news going out and having relations with their students. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 7th, 2006 at 2:06pm
That may be true, but are their schools covering for them? Are they being reassigned to different districts to minimize the harm done to the school system as a whole?
I think not. -b0b (...boom shaka-laka.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Jul 8th, 2006 at 10:53pm
ahh, the joys of school.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 10th, 2006 at 10:24am Quote:
Well obvious this was a result of terrorists. They hijacked the plane, no wait they BUILT there own plane yeah then they flew it 3 inches off the ground. The explosition you heard wasn't an explotion is was...ummm...an elephant suicide bomber! Elephants will now be rounded up for questioning and placed in foreign jails for torturing. We will make them watch Dumbo all day, have them listen to all the elephant jokes, and keep a bag a peanuts just out of reach. Oh, and all elephants are now Muslim...this is a war against Muslims and their elephants! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Jul 10th, 2006 at 12:51pm
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Cait (...terrorism is SO last year) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by texfrost on Jul 10th, 2006 at 5:31pm
oooookkkkkkkkk....pat
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 11th, 2006 at 6:39pm
For those of you who have been following the Valerie Plame CIA outing...
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BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! That's gonna leave a mark! -b0b (...watches the rats scurry from the sinking ship.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 12th, 2006 at 4:58pm
Talk about "gamin' the system." I thought the American welfare system was bad, but apparently, England's takes the cake...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by texfrost on Jul 13th, 2006 at 1:11pm
28000 pounds a year? wide screen tv? xbox? lame.....
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on Jul 14th, 2006 at 6:00pm
911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested
ALOHA, Oregon (AP) -- A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right -- a court date. The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system. Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door then left. Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return. (Watch to hear parts of the call and see how Dudash explained her actions -- :52) "He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep." After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return. "Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old, and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said. "I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?" The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail. Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason. "That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 16th, 2006 at 1:32am
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article1180235.ece
Great I bet pirates take the "blame" for this and not the suckiness of movies today. BTW is suckiness spelled as such or do you keep the y? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 16th, 2006 at 4:01am
It shouldn't be a world, but I think you got it right.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 17th, 2006 at 10:17am
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/NETHERLANDS_PEDOPHILES?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-07-17-08-00-57
A few things about this article: 1) I was thinking about putting this in cry freedom however the people in the article are all morons. 2) I support the decision that the court made. You should say and think whatever you want to...no matter how stupid it is. The only people who fought this are probabily people who don't realize that they can't win. 3) The reason I was going to post in "Cry Freedom" was because I was betting on some morons wanting people to sign up to vote non-unanimously and track these sickos. 4) These people are sickos but it's just like NAMBLA as long as their not acting on their feelings, they are a million times better than the people who do. Now if you want the Christian perspective...we need to get all these people some help. And if that includes someone kicking them in the crotch until they "change their minds"...I'm the man for the job! ;D X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 17th, 2006 at 1:54pm Quote:
what 1000? oh man, thats messed up. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 17th, 2006 at 2:12pm
If I were the king of the world, I would take each registered voter that voted for the so-called "pedophile party" and have them shivved in the back with a Kryptonite blade, which I would then break off in their back before pushing them off a massive cliff.
-b0b (...is just sayin'.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 17th, 2006 at 2:18pm Quote:
quoted for pure awesomeness |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 17th, 2006 at 4:57pm
I have trouble lasting more than 10.81 seconds. *snicker*
http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html -b0b (...double entendré?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Jul 17th, 2006 at 6:09pm
...and I thought parallel parking was frustrating.
Cait (...proven wrong, yet again) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 20th, 2006 at 9:35am
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 20th, 2006 at 1:42pm Quote:
-b0b (...will jump!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 21st, 2006 at 10:36am
This is just sick:
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Jul-20-Thu-2006/news/8589438.html Any place that doesn't treat the homeless as people is not a place I would like to be a part of...no in fact, I would break that law everyday to a) do the right thing and b) to show them. Here in Kzoo we have "The Mission" and it helps anyone with only two rules 1) no drinking and b) no drugs. That's it! Does LV think that straving its citizens who they still must "protect and serve" will get rid of the problem. I for one am the first to say that I should be doing more to help the poor but I think everyone (or at least I thought so) could agree that this is wrong and evil. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 21st, 2006 at 1:25pm
If I may recommend a book, read "Under the Overpass" by Mike Yankowski. It 's about two young Christian men that intentionally became homeless and traveled around the country for six months to learn how to best help the homeless. It's an eye-opening read.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1590524020/002-2030772-1114458?v=glance&n=283155 I've got a copy of it out on loan, but as soon as I get it back, I can pass it your way. -b0b (...only in Las Vegas.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 21st, 2006 at 1:34pm Quote:
SAAAAAWEEEEEEEEET! I love a story with a happy ending! That's some quality family time, if you ask me! -b0b (...PWN3D!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 26th, 2006 at 12:39pm
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1103AP_Ireland_Ancient_Book.html
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Jul 26th, 2006 at 1:06pm
...thats really kind of awesome.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 26th, 2006 at 2:23pm
You push and you push and you push and you push a community...and sometimes they snap
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 26th, 2006 at 3:27pm
The MPAA will try to settle, and if that doesn't work, they'll drop the suit. They've got more to lose than the defendant does.
-b0b (...would almost bet on it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 26th, 2006 at 5:17pm
http://home.f01.itscom.net/spiral/research.html
More pictures of abandoned buildings in Japan. One of my favorite places is this one... http://home.f01.itscom.net/spiral/hashima/hashima001.html It's an entire abandoned island, complete with factories, a hospital, and a school. How cool is that? -b0b (...thinks it's pretty cool.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 27th, 2006 at 12:41am Quote:
Oh man so many jokes: 1:WHO says it? 2:Yes. 1:No, who? 2:Right. 1:What's the person that says that the sun kills people? 2:No WHAT didn't WHO did. 1:What are you asking me for, I don't know! 2:Don't know what? 1:Who said it. 2:There ya go! Now...correct me if I'm wrong...but hasn't the sun been around since...ohhh the dawn of time? Ohhh but it's the hole in the ozone layer! yeah whatever...how about the cancer causing chemicals (man that's fun to say) in the sun screen. How about cancer being cause from loss of vitamin B15 (or is it 17) that you get from the sun? How come black people could stay out in the sun so long to cause their melonin in their skin to be produced more for so long and not die from it? I call BS on this article! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 27th, 2006 at 12:14pm
Ban the sun! Do it for the children!
-b0b (...nods nods nods.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 27th, 2006 at 1:32pm
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CYC_FLOYD_LANDIS?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-07-27-10-20-23
Great that's exactly what we need in the world's eye right now! Also I didn't know Kazaa was even still around? Do only Middle Schoolers use it to dl pr0n? http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2006-07-27-kazaa_x.htm?POE=TECISVA http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-kazaa28jul28,0,3191664.story?coll=la-home-headlines X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 28th, 2006 at 11:23pm
Hey Wes,
I heard on the radio today that NORAD is going to move. I'm too lazy to find an article, but I'm sure you've probably heard about it. -b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 30th, 2006 at 1:06pm
how the heck does kazaa even have 100 mill. they must have made some good cash on advertising, or they dont have the money, heh
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 30th, 2006 at 1:08pm
I think bob ment "move" and not "movie" but yeah that's kinda weird of them...are their jobs getting out sourced too?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 30th, 2006 at 1:13pm
Well most of NORAD's tasks are handled at Peterson Air Force Base so they figured, why be redundant.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 30th, 2006 at 1:19pm
Umm Briney...this is the govt we are talking about...redundancey is what these people love....reduancey is what these people love
X (He he) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jul 30th, 2006 at 8:30pm
Actualy, most of NORADs actual stuff is handled at Fort Carson, strangely enough.
I have a friend who works Comm at Fort Carson and he says they handle all communication for NORAD, and then filter it in and out via secure land lines. I don't think NORAD and Space Command do much out of the actual Cheyenne Mountain Complex these days. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 30th, 2006 at 8:55pm
Well they need room for Stargate Command esp with the new ships and maybe a few Azguards...not to mention we have artifacts coming back from the Pegasus galaxy from Atlantis.
It's real in my life! *fall down sobbing unconrollably" X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 30th, 2006 at 10:13pm
There there Patrick, don't cry. There is no such thing as a Stargate, its all in your head. All we have to worry about is the very real threat from the cylons these days.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jul 30th, 2006 at 11:27pm
Hardly, we're safe on the 13th Colony.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 30th, 2006 at 11:40pm
But for how long?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 31st, 2006 at 12:34am
Yeah those mother frackers better not bring the cylon threat here!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 31st, 2006 at 12:22pm
Don't worry, the Borg will assimilate all of us long before the Cylons show up.
-b0b (...nods knowingly.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:40pm
Not unless Kirk steals a Bird Of Prey and reaches Warp 10 after going around the sun to launch him to the past where he defeats them...and picks up a few honry whales
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:41pm
...and gets his shirt ripped off, after getting two or three redshirts killed.
-b0b (...would go back in time to rescue Tasha Freakin' Yar.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:45pm
And then Picard would have to show up to diffuse the huge war Kirk probrably started, and save him from certain doom, all while drinking Earl Grey Tea... hot.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:48pm
Yes, because everybody knows Picard is better than Kirk.
-b0b (...Kobayashi Maru, anyone?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jul 31st, 2006 at 8:48pm
Too bad Kirk cheated to beat the Maru Simulation loser.
Picard would have done it fairly. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 31st, 2006 at 10:08pm Quote:
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Hmm all these things Picard WOULD have done...yet Kirk does. Oh what Tash Yar is dead? Kirk went and rescued Spock when he died. Picard WOULD have beat the Maru Simulation fairly. Yet Kirk did. Picard WOULD have stopped a big war. Kirk stopped an intergalactic war with the Klingons and stopped a group of people who "faked" a war so they wouldn't loose their social aspect. Kirk even defeated god! Even when he was a pansy, bigger than Picard even...he kicked his own butt! Yet I think we can allll agree that Darth Vader would take both Kirk and Picard out. Yes? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 31st, 2006 at 11:02pm
Bull. Picard would've performed the aptly named "Picard Maneuver" and dropkicked Vader in his John Thomas. Kirk doesn't even have a maneuver.
-b0b (...boo-ya grandma!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Aug 1st, 2006 at 1:35am
Kirk has several manuevers actually, all part of the Starfleet tactical books. As does Picard and Riker for that matter...tard. Go watch some TNG and you'll hear "Defense pattern Kirk-Epsilon 3" and shit.
And Patrick. Kirk did NOT defeat the Kobiyashi Maru simulation fairly. It was designed to be impossible and to judge what you would do in a losing situation. Kirk broke into the database and rewrote the program so he could beat it. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 1st, 2006 at 3:09am
That's not cheating....that's IMPROVISING!!!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 1st, 2006 at 11:02am Quote:
Wes is right. Kirk reprogrammed the system so the Klingons would "fear the Kirk." It was a total cop-out, but he received a commendation for "original thinking." -b0b (...still thinks it's crap.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Aug 1st, 2006 at 4:48pm
I GOT MY LICENSE TODAY FINALLY!!!!!!!
YAY!!!! cait |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 1st, 2006 at 5:04pm
I didn't know you needed a licence to be a prostitute!
AHHHH I keed I keed!!! Congrats...this is your Driver's Licence right? Tell me...did they make you thumbscan or make you give them your Social Security Card? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 1st, 2006 at 5:09pm
...your license? For driving?
What took so freakin' long? Waiting until 16 was bad enough... -b0b (...nods.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 2nd, 2006 at 10:39am
Kitty Cannon - How far can you shoot the kitten? I got 542 feet on my third try.
http://farm.addictinggames.com/D78AQSAKQLQWI9/2159.swf -b0b (...heard the high score was 2,700.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Aug 2nd, 2006 at 11:07am
what took so long?
thats a long story, actually. but at least i have it now :-) right? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 2nd, 2006 at 11:41am
You're avoiding the question!
-b0b (...wants to hear it all.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 2nd, 2006 at 1:18pm
1,079 feet baby!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Aug 2nd, 2006 at 4:59pm
thats the uber
1076 feet. the cat falling down the spikes is gross |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by texfrost on Aug 2nd, 2006 at 5:11pm
I used to play that game. I forget my record. There is also one with penguins somewhere. its at like. yetisports.com or something
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Ironman on Aug 3rd, 2006 at 1:04am
1084!
(its fun to be competitive over something we have no control over hehe) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Aug 3rd, 2006 at 2:29am
1,364.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 3rd, 2006 at 9:37am
Eleventy quadrabillion. What do I win?
-b0b (...did NOT Photoshop that picture. *snicker*) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 3rd, 2006 at 1:36pm
You forgot to cross out your "high score"...tee hee hee
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Aug 3rd, 2006 at 8:31pm
my high score thus far today is : 1,416 ft.
no joke, kids. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 7th, 2006 at 3:11pm
So I'm back home and I've never been so happy to be back. For the internet most of all...I cried a little when I saw my usage go past 50k.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 8th, 2006 at 11:55am Quote:
ARMY WORLD! -b0b (...wants to go!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 8th, 2006 at 12:46pm
Yes...but just imagine when the robots go berzerk!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 8th, 2006 at 1:27pm
Mecha-Barbara Streisand!
-b0b (...runs!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 9th, 2006 at 3:19pm
Another Darwin Award winner.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 9th, 2006 at 11:53pm
I found the following article and I want to make a few point to it. I don't blame you if you don't want to read the entire thing...this is just my own meandering.
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Who cares if we are? This world is so concerned with what children watch, listen to, and play...yet what sells the most, what is made the most, what do we allow our children to do in our own houses? The very same things we don't want them to do. We all remember Columbine. It was blamed on video games, then music, then the availability of guns. You know who's fault it was? THE KIDS! They were the ones who shot up their school and it was them who killed their fellow classmates. And who else DIDN'T get the blame? The parents. Oh sure they saw all these things and did nothing. Wow my child can't destinguish real world from video games, wow my child is listening to Marylin Manson, wow my child is using weapons. Yet did the parents ever stop and question their kids appeal to these items or try to encourage them or change them? Heck no. They just watched as their children played on the train tracks as the 100 MPH Japanese mag-train ran them over. They might have questioned to themselves. Ooooh what ever shall we do. I wish those music/game makers wouldn't make their product we bought and allow our children to play. Of course we heard this same thing before and it will continue to happen over and over again. Why? Because we really don't care. If we have to do something, like "parenting", then we would never have knocked up our significant other. Quote:
So what?! Real world violence happens on the news and what do we do? We want them to hurry up so we can see the squirel on water skis. We might pout our bottom lips for the starving child in Ethiopia but we wouldn't lift a hand to help. We have become desensitized to violence and suffering already. If video games lessens the shock, that just means we're evolving! We want our kids to live moral and fulfilling and caring lives...but we don't want to help, we don't want to have a logical basis for it, and we certainly don't want to be involved in any way! Quote:
Hasn't this doctor ruined these people he tested on? That doesn't sound very ethical to me. But oh wait, I would need some moral basis to say that wrong. Screw it. Quote:
HA HA. A sign for parents! To do what? Stop buying the GTA series for their kids? It's been rated M for Mature since the first one that was 3 pixels of a person and was overhead. I would also like this doc to put these people in front of real life violence and see what their reactions are. TV: "This child is sufferening next door to you." Subject: That is so sa....OH MAN THE TIGERS LOST!!! We are bombarded on CNN, Faux, and even our local new with 50 different peices of information. We have the main news, we have the scroller, the weather, the stocks, sports, and closings. Why should I have to care about so many things. Also, how am I suppose to react? The news doesn't offer me a way to help. And even if it did...why would I get off my fat, lazy, overweight butt when I'm only *looks around* 1 man! I can't "save a country" or "help the homeless" or "feed a starving child" or "know where my child is"! That requires effort...I have a hard enough time pulling the tab off my spam and my beer/cola. This life is short and it should only be about me, me, me! Quote:
If you're a parent and you're letting your 7 y/o play violent video games...you should be your childs first victim. I mean it's only fair. The suffering should raidiate outwards! Quote:
I still don't see the problem here. (Yes I know I keep switching between sarcasm and real opinions but you can figure it out). If this world is becoming increasingly violent I don't want my child to be a wuss who cracks under the pressure! I want him to not care if I shot his conjoined twin playing the Pimp in Mortal Combat GTA! Quote:
STOP STOP STOP! I remember in the day, before my time, there was such a thing as the Three Stooges, as well as the Loony Tunes and Disney, and those evil talkies. Yet when do we see a rash of poking people in the eyes, or using dynomite to blow up mice, or sticking fingers in a shot gun to make it blow back? Yet when Bevis and Butthead fling a pensil into a person's eye we throw up our arms and with a shrill voice screan, "Won't somebody please think of the children!" This country was founded by a lot of people who believed in God and had a basis for living a moral life. What do we have today? You should be nice because you should. The response today is a resounding "Meh". If you get any more deeper into it...it's "Why?" So don't be surprised when we expect some result we know we're not going to get. "I just don't know why little Timmy is so mean. I mean, I let him eat all the candy he wants, I buy him whatever blood bath game he cries for, and I let him watch all that junk on TV until he passes out from exhaustion!" It's like saying you don't understand how you shot someone after you loaded the gun and kept pulling the trigger. Quote:
How about when that parent is old enough to explain to a child why the significance of it is and what life means? When that parent shows a child a video of some Islamic militants beheading a US solider that parent should explain that life is precious and all the significance behind it. And if you're child can't distinguish between reality and games either a) put the kid down right now with two taps to the back of his/her head or b) just wait until he/she snaps and take responsibility for your own f-up, moron! Quote:
Ohhhh! You mean I have to visit a site to "learn" about something that could help my child! Who knew parenting was so hard!!! X (sorry for the blowing off of steam) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 12th, 2006 at 3:29pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Aug 13th, 2006 at 1:38am
Last weekend I went to the US-131 IHRA drag races. It was called a "night of fire". At the end of the show there was a jet powered semi that screamed down a 1/4 mile in 7 seconds at 230 mph. A big rig at 230 mph! If you have never witnessed this before and would like to, I will check when the next show is.
http://www.us131motorsportspark.com/photo_gallery.asp?pa_id=13 There are a few pictures of it during the day mixed in that photo gallery. When it ran at night.... fantastic. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 15th, 2006 at 12:21pm Quote:
Maybe it's just me, but if I were a white farmer in South Africa, I would dump as much salt as I could afford on every square inch of my fields. Something tells me the UN (i.e. us) will be sending food to starving South Africans before the decade is out. -b0b (...shakes his head in disgust.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 18th, 2006 at 5:55pm
This guy is a moron. I bet he never even looked in the Bible. Of course this is from UCLA...so go fig!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Aug 18th, 2006 at 7:16pm
Im convinced. Where do i sign up for the church of Satan?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 22nd, 2006 at 10:03am Quote:
And here I thought it was guys impregnating women that were making teens pregent! Is it just me or does this article sound like it was written by a soccer mom who cares more about destroying rap than they do about not allowing their kids to listen to it. Reminds me of the South Park ep with Kyle's mom wanted to stop a TV show and spent all her time and effort of that...however Kyle, and friends, were without parents and still watched the show! Yes, boundaries are hard to put upon children...cause you have to like...work with your kids on them. And I didn't become a parent to work!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 22nd, 2006 at 6:02pm
Because I am a moron I lost my phone...for now.
You can call me at my house number if you need to reach me (269-273-8428) X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 24th, 2006 at 2:50pm Quote:
Am I the only one fumin' a bit over this? -b0b (...bets he isn't.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 24th, 2006 at 9:01pm
Icon Wars!
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm -b0b (...predicted the winner right off the bat.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 25th, 2006 at 1:03pm Quote:
Oh gnoze! Somebody call the WAAAAAAHMBULANCE! Thankless cretin. The only time these parasites unhinge their lips from the government teat is to complain about how Uncle Sugar isn't giving them enough. -b0b (...steams.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 26th, 2006 at 11:48pm
So I was reading my Sci-Fi magazine the other day and apart from the complete silence I read of SG-1 being cancelled I read the following disturbing piece of info:
The 11th Star Trek film that is in the work will revolve around a young James Tiberius Kirk. Gues who they want to play the young Capt? MATT DAMON! Oh just kick me in the nuts 42 times right now if this comes to furition! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 27th, 2006 at 2:12pm
I couldn't think of a more appropriate actor to play Jim Kirk.
-b0b (...BAHAHAHAHA! Picard wins!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 27th, 2006 at 7:18pm
well my phone has been found...you can reach me at it starting tomm!
X (still a moron...but now a moron with my property back!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 29th, 2006 at 9:49am
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/I/IRELAND_CIRCUS_DEATH?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-08-29-08-07-46
One clown down...now if we can only get those French ones!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 29th, 2006 at 10:27am
"Things I Have Done That I Really Should Have Been Sacked For"
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/181208547.html -b0b (...would've sacked him.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Aug 29th, 2006 at 11:30am
Delete the v at the end of that link.(for those that didn't already catch it)
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 29th, 2006 at 12:00pm
Thanks for pointing that out, Stick. I corrected it!
-b0b (...two w00ts for observational skills!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 31st, 2006 at 11:08am
This is funny...some guy translated rap lyrics into English:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 31st, 2006 at 12:40pm Quote:
ATTENTION: You are not Jesus. That is all. -b0b (...thinks everyone will get a laugh when this guy shows up at the Pearly Gates soaking wet.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 4th, 2006 at 11:33pm
I will be posting 3 consecutive posts for the following 3 news stories since each involve different morons that I want to comment on.
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Did you know if you add up Hitler's name, Barney's name, and Bill Gates' name...they all equal 666?! These people need to look at the real Scripture passages if they want to know what real Bible prophecy is! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 4th, 2006 at 11:35pm Quote:
Wow this sucks for eBay too. Oh wait, it only matters because it's an online game? That just shows you that even if you own the software itself and everything to do with it legally...you can still get anally raped by the man!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 4th, 2006 at 11:39pm Quote:
Wow if this isn't a blantant attempt to screw people over using the penal system I don't know what is. This is the same as saying, "I want my wife's check book to see if she was stealing money from me." What stops me from forging the evidence or what not? I can't believe RIAA wouldn't want an independent party to carry this out if they are so sure this lady pirated their stuff. I also love that someone is fighting this crap. What stops a "hacker" from bouncing an illegal file off my computer to their computer? It's been known to happen...I don't see why people cave into this. It is hard to prove that piracy is happening on an individual's computer. I mean if judges believe that Kevin Mitnick can launch nukes by whistleing into a phone than I think they'd believe that some hacker was framing me...cause all hackers are evil!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 6th, 2006 at 8:01am Quote:
"Yes Jesus was a Jew and we believe that Jesus existed...but we don't want him to be a Jew"? WTF?!?!?! Ya know what I find most stupid about this story? I'm always telling people, "Jesus wasn't white." and I get offended when he's portrayed or painted as such or with blue eyes and blonde hair. I get mad because that is the perversion of who Jesus really was. Now Jesus can't be Jewish? You would think Jews would love to claim Jesus as Jewish so the white racists people would actually have to go "Derr umm if Jesus was Jewish why do I hate Jews?" Maybe it's because people like this here are IDIOTS!!! Also, isn't the name Goldstein Jewish? Maybe the "Jewish conspiracy" can get together and be offended that she's Jewish! Jesus being a Jew is offensive?! That would mean I find 2+2=4 to be offensive! Give me a break people...what is this? Canada? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 10th, 2006 at 10:16am Quote:
Well if this isn't a typical biased story by anti-Christians for anti-Christians. This movement isn't part of the "evangelical movement" it was originally part of the John Calvin movement with the belief that "I am rich because God loves me and the poor are poor because God doesn't love them". While some aspects of the story above are true, and I'm sure there are "Christians" like that, Jesus spoke more about money and it's downfall than on any other message. I would then call these so called Christians no evangelicals but liberal Christians and maybe even a part of the charismatic groups. Another problem I have is it being the number 1 story on the main page of CNN and Time mag putting it as it's cover story. Why all the hub bub? I thought society dispised Christians and din't want any symbols or movements associated with the society? So isn't a so called "seperation of church and state" for them to put "offensive Christian symbols" on their main page and put it right in front of me at bookstores or if I have a subscription? Geez sounds like we're applying a double standard here. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 10th, 2006 at 5:00pm
So yea I guess they didnt read the Bible. Cause blessed is the one who has little, but gives all. People that have alot of worldly possesions and wealth tend to live for the world, and not for God.
This is yet another chance to pervert Christianity by an "unbiased" media. thaaankkks. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Sep 10th, 2006 at 8:43pm
dont categorize journalists, or the media.
not all of us are bad. some of us go to school to learn how to be DECENT journalists and media representatives. Cait (...hates journalists who give other journalists bad names) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 10th, 2006 at 9:15pm
I think most schools need to teach more ethics. It seems that in business and journalism ciriculum there are never enough true ethics classes mandatory. In these classes they should teach "How to deal with a parent who's child was just killed". "Never say 'How do you feel' to someone who's just been in a major car accident that killed their spouse". "How not to tackle people over for the story". And the like. I also think there needs to be a teaching of the greater distintion between editorializing and reporting. Also journalists need to stop being spoon fed by our government and actually search deeper and don't be afraid to ask the hard questions. Whatever happen to our Edward Murrors and Woodwards and Bernsteins? Did the White House press room become the end of the quest for the story?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 12th, 2006 at 8:09pm
An interesting take on Google Maps - a flight simulator!
http://www.isoma.net/games/goggles.html -b0b (...chortled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 13th, 2006 at 8:13am
Because I know you want them...a tribute to animals in Holloween costumes:
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pet-costumes.php Usually the guy who runs this site is awesome and he does stuff from remember 80s crap, the video game mercahndise, to McDonalds Holloween commericals and toys, etc. Just a lot of nestalga (sp?) stuff. X (Oh the humanity!!!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 13th, 2006 at 9:17am
I hate you so much.
-b0b (...stupid pets in costumes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 14th, 2006 at 3:43pm Quote:
I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole. -b0b (...wonders what the ladies think about this one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Sep 14th, 2006 at 3:52pm
I can show you men where to shove your "4 extra points."
Whoever agrees to that statement can learn yoga and suck on his own dick from here on out. end of story. Cait (...attended a feminist conference today) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 14th, 2006 at 7:01pm
Don't think we haven't thought of it. Don't you remeber the title of the book, Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus. That was our secret plan if we could all learn yoga...but we were infiltrated by some dyke who looked like a 400 lb body lifter dude.
X (Meant dyke in the way gay people mean it...cause if they can say it, so can I...I was born to think that way!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Sep 14th, 2006 at 8:02pm
Feminists are idiots.
No offense Cait. But I've noticed for the most part they spend more timing bitching about not being treated equal then they do actualy working to DESERVE to be treated equal. Don't tell me your as good as me, prove it. (...for the record, I have no bias towards women being better at anything than me....) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Sep 14th, 2006 at 9:09pm
i'm glad you think that, Wes, as I feel everyone should be paid on their work ethic and amount of work in general.
however, a lot of men are ass holes about it---and still wont pay a woman who works harder than anyone in the office. I know--my mom is one of those women. and its not just equal pay we ask for, its a really complicated matter which involves protection of children, etc. And I know that there are awesome brothers out there who feel the same way as us---and no, they aren't gay. X, I'd like to extend my apologies for that 400 lb dyke and your lack of talent in the art of yoga. my condolences, friend. And my meeting wasnt the bitchy feminists---it was the ones (including myself) who want to help other men and women and who want progress in America. Simple as that. It was more or less a conference on how and what needs to be done---and there is a LOT of work. Anyways, I'm jump off my soapbox for now. I don't feel like pulling a b0b and writing my thesis on what true feminisim is. cait (....feels brain dead after this week. any one with her?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 14th, 2006 at 10:10pm
Well now...this might get interesting.
I want to know, why women cry for equality and when I go for testing for a police academy I have to do 32 pushups and women have to do 8. I have run to faster, do more situps, push ups, and jump higher than women. If women can do anything a man can do, why are not my goals lowered to women's or women's raised to men? Does this mean that women can't or shouldn't be on front lines. Also where is the call of women to be included in the required selective service (an oxymoron) when they turn 18? How comeI, as a guy, am subjected to sign up to possibly serve and die for my country against my will and women aren't? Also, when women do get into the higher levels, and this also goes out to black people as well as women, how come you keep the status quo. I have heard countless and countless stories of minorities getting hired into upper management and when they can promote or higher someone who is of the same quality and standard, pick a white person or a male, over a minority? This is more of a call than a question. If you're going to believe in affirmative action...then shouldn't you practice it? And if someone say, "Oh the other white males would look down on it." Screw you. Because if you believe in something, you should stand up for it. If it's not something worth standing up for, then it's not something worth to believe in. My first questions are ones I would like answers to. I am not asking them tongue in cheek...I really, truely want to know. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 15th, 2006 at 8:52am
Amen to that.
-b0b (...two w00ts.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 15th, 2006 at 11:17am Quote:
Wow...good job guys. I would be able to understand your anger if you just spoke out against what the pope said. If some Muslim quoted, oh Muhammad, and said that Christians should either convert to Islam or die at the sword...I'd be mad too. Yet when someone, here it's the pope, speaks out against holy wars...something Catholics know a lot about, and you speak out by burning the pope in effigy...doesn't that look really really bad? I know many liberal Muslims are trying to pass off jihad as introspected learning (which if you read the Koran it sorely isn't). I mean, I could nit pick this entire article but I think anyone with half a brain sees the hypocracy of claiming what the pope did was wrong by claiming Muslims are violent and need to intergrate...and you go out and become entreamly angry and start burning stuff. God forbid, he he, that the pope would have sent his message in a form of a cartoon...or you'd be rioting and burning the Vatican flag. X (Does the Vatican have a flag?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 15th, 2006 at 11:33am
Yanno, the Muslims are simply looking for a reason to be offended, and they're completely twisting the verse out of proportion.
Am I the only one who finds irony in the Pope commenting on holy wars? Crusades? Spanish inquisition? Waldensian genocides? -b0b (...rolls his eyes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick@school on Sep 15th, 2006 at 11:37am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Sep 15th, 2006 at 3:56pm
i'll respond when i have the time--which is not now.
i'm going out tonight. maybe tomorrow. Dont get your panties in a twist, X. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 16th, 2006 at 1:44pm Quote:
So what? You can gripe and I can't? Also that sounds like a very male response to a reasonable gripe about a flaw between the sexes. :D X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 16th, 2006 at 11:44pm
Update on the pope's speech and the Arab response.
Here's the speech that started it all: http://www.cwnews.com/news/viewstory.cfm?recnum=46474 Here's the Arab response of attacking 5 Catholic churches in Palestein: http://www.breitbart.com/news/na/cp_w091615A.xml.html And here's an Arab op-ed piece that claims "“the pope’s comments may lead to war; we fear that the pope’s statements may lead to a war that we, Muslims and Christians alike, are trying to prevent through dialogue between East and West." http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3304575,00.html Umm I think Christians are more afraid of Muslims than Muslims are of Christians. So, I know I'm one of those two parties, and I didn't get the memo about this war we're trying to prevent. Anyone else get it? In fact, when I hear Muslims claim that Jesus was only a prophet and their leaders claiming death to certain Jewish and Christians brethren and sitren...I don't declare war of them. I just don't understand this. Seriously, I want someone to explain to me...how this makes any sense?!?!?! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 17th, 2006 at 1:50pm
http://www-ui.is.s.u-tokyo.ac.jp/~takeo/teddy/teddy.htm
lets you create 3d models from line drawings that you make within the java applet. you guys should all try this, its pretty fun. when you download it you can just open the .jar and java should open it. video showing the features http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5053834549541822378&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 17th, 2006 at 10:51pm
type in your name into the XXXX
XXXX.youaremighty.com the ultimate pickmeup |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 18th, 2006 at 12:27am
Ya know...that kinda DID pick me up... :o
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 18th, 2006 at 12:33am
Great not only are people going to think that this is how all Christians are...they'll think all Christians worship President Bush' image.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 18th, 2006 at 12:36am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 18th, 2006 at 12:37am
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uhhh yea.... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 18th, 2006 at 8:26am X wrote on Sep 18th, 2006 at 12:33am:
That doesn't sound like the Jesus I know. -b0b (...sighs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 18th, 2006 at 4:13pm
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/news/1158548128320770.xml&coll=7
If you want to comitt suicide in Oregon...just call the police. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 19th, 2006 at 3:12pm
http://www.infowars.com/articles/us/religion_jesus_camp_kids_worship_bush_picture.htm
Many, many things to talk about this. First, this video shows the kid worshiping the picture of Bush. Next, weaping for salvation is not necessary; not to say that weaping because you are saved is wrong. Also, speaking in tonuges is not longer real. It stopped at the begining of the early chuch. Read MacArthur's Carismatic Chaos for more info on the topic. Yet, the "radical, feminist" was mad because these people would grow up to stand for something without budging.............is that wrong? This is what is becoming wrong with America and the world. This is the reflection of the post modernim movement that I've talked and talked about before. You are wrong to believe in absolutes. You are wrong if you won't budge on a subject. Let's not even take into consideration the object of faith. How about math or science problems. If I went to school and got a question wrong I would sue and say "What's right for me may not be right for you...but you are judging me because you are using your biased system!" And then I should pass all my classes and learn nothing. This little video made me split in 2 different mad directions. I hurt now. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 20th, 2006 at 9:15am Quote:
Am I the only one picturing a smiling principal saying, "Sorry. We can't be held responsible for doing something stupid like this. We're just following policy." "Policy" needs to change. Administrators need to have some freakin' discretion to *gasp* make choices! But no, that would actually force them to take responsibility for their actions, so we can't have that now, can we? -b0b (...sighs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 20th, 2006 at 11:37am
I'd like to take us back to a time. A time in a new school for all of us. It was a warm and sunny day, during track season. The birds were chirping, the grass was green, and HATED RAGED IN THE HEART OF ONE YOUNG MAN!! He went eagerly to his computer. What he did next...was unheard of. This sick and cruel individual thought it would be worth his time to take a picture of the new high school and superimpose fire in the background. Then this terrorist had the gull to put "Welcome to Hell" on it!!! This vile human being, if you could even call him that, attracted the attention of the FBI by posting it on the internet. School officals, those who can do no wrong, some how found the page, probably by a miracle from God...oops wait He's not allowed in school. Anyways, they got nervous calls in from soccer moms who were afraid that this dasdardly, vile creature would burn down the school and hurt their babies. The friend of this individual was now the pricipal and we were all afraid he would go soft on this "kid"...a kid with a black heart! And he did...instead of expelling this creaton...he only suspended him for 10 days and made him see a psychologist. Today, if we had our gracious lord Bush acting in our best interest, this...this....non-human being would be in a secret torture camp under Patriot Act Section 802! This..person, we all know...because he is a meness to the American way of life. Yet if you were in a cave, on Mars, with your eyes closed, and your fingers in your ears....this child of Satan is.............................JASON SCOTT BRINEY!!!
X (This has been a public service announcement from the Department of Homeland Security...Reminding you that if you question us...you're with the terrorists...and so will be housed with them in newly renevated FEMA detention camps!!!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 20th, 2006 at 6:01pm
good thing he was black bagged and replaced years ago...
patrick you nut. ;) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Sep 20th, 2006 at 7:14pm
did that actually happen?
Cait (...has stories of her own, troubled childhood) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 20th, 2006 at 7:18pm
ya that was the most accurate retelling ive ever heard before.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Sep 20th, 2006 at 9:39pm
...wow.
way to go. Cait |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 21st, 2006 at 8:12am
Briney is truly an epic hero of our generation.
-b0b (...or something.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 28th, 2006 at 10:45am Quote:
Read the title of this subject post. X (That's really all there is to say) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 28th, 2006 at 2:53pm
Who the heck gave RIAA the authority to search bags at the airport? WTF?
-b0b (...rolls his eyes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 28th, 2006 at 3:32pm
Oh come on Bob, the MPAA and RIAA both have their own SWAT teams in Australia...why would this be any different. Corporations control the government...corporations ARE the governmnet.
Ooo I felt like George Orwell for a minute there. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 28th, 2006 at 7:31pm Quote:
Let me say just a few things about this article. One is...of course the guy is a racist! These girls aren't wearing bandanas, they aren't flashing gang signs, their pants are pulled up above their butts. Is he going to suspend the football team for wearing their jersies on game day? I just don't understand how these 4 girls posed a threat. Remember in HS when a group of use wore camoflage on Fridays...we should have been hauled off to a over-seas secret CIA death camp! Also...if someone says..."I'm not racist I have black friends"...he is a racist. I'll show you why. Let's think about how stupid it's to say "I have white friends". Doesn't that sound kind of...stupid! X (Want to kick this jack@$$ squa' in da nutzzz) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Sep 28th, 2006 at 11:31pm
my 3 best friends and I used to dress alike on occassion because...we wanted to. we were not a gang, we still are not a gang.
although, i was a part of one organization that would wear white tops and black bottoms to public events. we were called "The Choir" we be bad asses. Cait (...gangsta 2 tha mizzax) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by computerjuvenile on Sep 30th, 2006 at 1:25am Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 1st, 2006 at 5:23pm
Just when you thought school officials were already morons....
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061001/LOCAL/610010508 Now they're punishing people for what they say on blogs. I wonder what would have happen if a brother hits his brother at his house and they both go to the same school? Could they be expelled? If their parents own a gun or they have a Boy Scouts knife can they be charged for having a weapon? X (Crazy morons) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 2nd, 2006 at 8:18pm
Those crazy Japanese. What'll they think of next?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/165925/crazy_japanese_port_o_potty_prank/ Best. Prank. EVAR!!!!1111one -b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 4th, 2006 at 4:55pm Quote:
I think most of us would probably kill these stupid things! -b0b (...would fry it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 5th, 2006 at 12:04pm
You guys ready to laugh?
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Well well well. Look what we have here. Mr. Lucas finally felt the wrath of the SW fans and fled Skywalker ranch into the arms of TV. What he said makes as much sense as a child rapist who was just caught saying no one should rape children and then go on to comment how they're going to move on to just robberies. I wonder if what he really meant was "I suck. The fans reactions to my crappy movies have shown me this. So instead of apoligizing for killing the childhoods of a zillion people...I'm going to pout...on TV." Quote:
Umm what? The secret is freakin quantity? Yes, cause that explains it! The movie industry isn't loosing money because it makes a whole bunch of shotty movies. No! It's in the flop because it doesn't make ENOUGH of them! I wonder if Mr. Lucas' brain has stroked so often from reading hate mail that he's flipped a switch that tells him quantity really means quality. Quote:
Yet you still did it! Oh I shouldn't eat this box of chocolate...as I rip open its packaging. I just hope he's not talking about doing a...Blair Witch...The Series! Because then I will break my TV and await the expensive Battlestar Galactica! Quote:
Has this guy never heard of Alfred Hitchock? The man made a great deal of movies and people loved them and still do. Well it's probably because he was never all over the board like some people." Quote:
Does anyone understand what this dip-shh is saying in the above!? He's just making up words now! Quote:
I wonder if Indy will be CGI-ed...or a robot...no even better! A fricken mechanical spider! Ya that's it. Quote:
X (Punches a wall!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 5th, 2006 at 3:23pm
What in the world has happened to to Lucas? I feel stupider just for reading that blather.
-b0b (...sighs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 6th, 2006 at 2:00pm Quote:
Even in spite of all the crap that is happening in the US these days, I'm still glad to be an American. -b0b (...Poland, FTW?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 6th, 2006 at 2:53pm Quote:
Then again, theres this! Denver-area man filed a lawsuit today against a member of the Secret Service for causing him to be arrested after he approached Vice President Dick Cheney in Beaver Creek this summer and criticized him for his policies concerning Iraq. Attorney David Lane said that on June 16, Steve Howards was walking his 7-year-old son to a piano practice, when he saw Cheney surrounded by a group of people in an outdoor mall area, shaking hands and posing for pictures with several people. According to the lawsuit filed at U.S. District Court in Denver, Howards and his son walked to about two-to-three feet from where Cheney was standing, and said to the vice president, "I think your policies in Iraq are reprehensible," or words to that effect, then walked on. Ten minutes later, according to Howards' lawsuit, he and his son were walking back through the same area, when they were approached by Secret Service agent Virgil D. "Gus" Reichle Jr., who asked Howards if he had "assaulted" the vice president. Howards denied doing so, but was nonetheless placed in handcuffs and taken to the Eagle County Jail. http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_5039230,00.html hehe |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 6th, 2006 at 5:28pm
Good site Briney...you posted the same one I was going to post he he.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 8th, 2006 at 3:18pm Quote:
Something makes me think he might be on to something. -b0b (...isn't sure if he should smile or frown.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 8th, 2006 at 5:11pm
That letter assumes that you have to PAY income taxes!
X (Where's the law?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 9th, 2006 at 8:29am Quote:
-b0b (...thinks it could be tetramine or mustard.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 10th, 2006 at 1:08pm Quote:
-b0b (...lightning didn't use lube, lolz0rz!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 10th, 2006 at 1:15pm
oh man thats insane.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 13th, 2006 at 12:47am
FORGET F-IN GUN CONTROL...WE NEED COMB CONTROL!!! AHHH I'M PANIACING!!!! AHHHH
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 13th, 2006 at 9:36am
Oh, the humanity!
-b0b (...wonders what the heck a double fish tail comb is?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Oct 13th, 2006 at 11:58am
its a double sided comb with a pic as its tail (see picture)
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 13th, 2006 at 12:17pm
I was reading in the paper that the courts yesterday approved the merger of Bell South and AT&T. Now I know we're all too young to remember, but us "hackers" know the days when AT&T was THE only phone company. This helped lauch the career of Cptn. Crunch with his Cruch Whistle at 2600Hz. Then Congress broke AT&T into 3 seperate parts. So...why does it make sense that AT&T are recollecting itself? My theory is that AT&T is in actuality....
T1000. It just needs to be close enough to it's other parts in order to regain and reinstitue itself. It just needs to stay away from the CO2...and that's an illusion to the laws set in place to stop them from being a monopoly. Anyone else find this odd? Or is this just typical politics? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 13th, 2006 at 12:22pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6047056.stm
I took this comment from Fark, so don't think I'm this savy: Politicians do to RAM chip makers what it won't do to oil companies. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 13th, 2006 at 3:46pm
Pat, way back in 1956 the Bell System (aka Ma Bell, the old AT&T telephone network) was limited to only operating a maximum of 85% of the phone network in the US.
Even with that in mind, the merger of Bell South (SBC) and AT&T in March of this year (announced in October of last year) is leading to a reconstitution of the original AT&T. Here's an interesting article on the topic from late last year... http://telephonyonline.com/marketing/news/SBC_ATT_brand_102705/ The bad part about the remerging of the US telephony industry is the number of careers affected. As mentioned in the article above, over 13,000 jobs will be cut because of that one merger alone. I'd image the ultimate reconstitution of AT&T will cause over 100,000 jobs to be eliminated, which is one heck of a lot of jobs. Mind you, these aren't minimum wage short-term jobs, but long-term, high-paying careers that are highly sought after by educated professionals. That's gonna hurt. -b0b (...offers his viewpoint.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 14th, 2006 at 2:37am
I don't know if you guys would like this but this is a bunch of hilarious computer related jokes involving stupid people which some are hilarious.
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/ I'd suggest starting with the emergency section. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 14th, 2006 at 12:02pm
Holy crap, that site is olllllld!
-b0b (...had forgotten all about Rinkworks.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Oct 14th, 2006 at 11:35pm
it fits this thread welllll then, doesn't it?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 14th, 2006 at 11:51pm
Thank you, Stick. I was wondering where I should have put it and I thought oh what the heck...this seems fitting.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 17th, 2006 at 8:20am Quote:
Another rapper shot? No way! Say it isn't so! With a belt buckle like that, how does he even sit down? -b0b (...thinks Fabulous looks about as gay as his name implies.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 17th, 2006 at 12:28pm
Well first of all bob, you'll notice the 10,000 lb chain around his neck. That's his bling, not his belt buckle. He he...that would be a cooler belt buckle.
Also if anyone has seen the Sopranos you'll remember when the rapper hired a mafioso to shoot him to get street cred...like 50 cent. I wonder if this is the same thing. To make a commentary on rap and black culture: Rap has hurt black people more than anything I can think of (besides white people that is). First of all, it gives younge, black males a desire to become easily rich and support the ghetto. I can't tell you how people black males I know (not THAT many) who strive to get into the rap biz. I shake my head everytime I hear them say it. Do they really expect to make it? I mean look how many rappers are out there, and come on, most of them, have as much talent as a beanstalk. You can tell the generic rappers from the "real" ones by their music videos. If they just have their entire neighborhood behind them bobbing up and down and a few girls and cars...they are just the cookie cutter image. Second of all rap hurts black women. More black women today are getting higher education and better paying jobs. This makes it harder to find a black male with similar characteristics. This is why more black women are either not marrying or dating outside their "race" (only one race, the human race, but I use the generic term). The idea of "I'm going to be a famous rapper like Jay-Z or 2Pac, or Puffy" is as remote as saying "I'm going to be a professional baseball/football/basketball/etc palyer". Even if you ARE a decent player, that won't mean you'll get signed right out of high school. That means while the black female is continuing college, the black males are sitting around waiting for their "big break". Third, rap hurts the image of black men. The gangsta lifestyle is not something to be proud of. Look at the rappers today? Are they still from "da streets"? Hmm the diamonds, the booze, the cars? No, they make money off the image of the ghetto and from the people who live there (although 90% of rap is bought by white college kids). They do nothing to go back to their ghetto block and start after school programs or give money to churches or school or the YMCA. They spend their money on themselves because "they've earned it and they were owed something for their hard lives". When whites and blacks still have stereotypes that hurt us both, rap gives moronic whites another berage of ammo to fuel their racism. The gangsta lifestyle, the "ghetto, black" talk, the guns, the cars, the greed. The idea of, this is what every black person strives to be and thinks. The black community hurts itself (just like the Arab) for not speaking out and condoning this music that building up the lifestyle of shooting, drugs, booze, loose women, and death. My last point is that it hurts women, esp black women. Look at any music video and you will see the girl with nothing on with a nice back basically treated like an animal or worse an object. You have them as servents in Flava's vids, you have them as dogs on actual leashes in Snoops vids, and in all of them women are not held to be people of respect let alone people. The women in the video are exploited, the women who idolize these women are too, and so are the women who still like the rappers. These women go to the clubs and let the rappers do whatever they want just for the fame or the money or the booze. The words "skeet skeet skeet" are something that has even lowered the standard of women to outside world. I won't go into what it is because I'm pretty sure we all know what it means. Not to mention, the independent, black woman who gets her college degree, gets a real job, has to contend with these images and striving not to be like them and make people see either her as just a good worker or her as what black women can accomplish. I'm not saying all rap is bad and some make good political or social commentary. I just think it shows you the greed of man, white or black, and the intollerance of both "races". The black communuity should condem these behaviors (and some do...there's a group at WMU who does so) and these "heroes from the streets" should invest in those same streets to improve them. Sorry for that diatribe but I just felt like typing that up. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 17th, 2006 at 8:08pm Quote:
Hmm aren't men enough to take on the top dogs. Nope have to go for the start up groups. Good luck with that. As you kill the small fishes the bait will go to the bigger ones. Quote:
And this is different than watching artist vids on Myspace? Oh it's not. How about watching it on YouTube? Oh it's not. Is that because the billionares own those "legal" sites? Yes it is. Quote:
So...umm...corporations are getting into the piracy gig? I don't think anyone would want to take Sony on, esp the movie industry. Quote:
Boy don't you wish there was some high high court system that could plainly state the rules of the legality of everything, something like oh...the Court de la Supreme? Or how about a body of govt that writes and passes laws to govern actions? Some sort of Congress looking-branch? It's strange how the govt wants in our business all the time except for when they can help the poor, the tired, the downtrodden masses. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 18th, 2006 at 8:11am
Ha, Sony is suing Sony. That's grand!
-b0b (...got his morning chuckle.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 18th, 2006 at 5:15pm
http://www.idsnews.com/news/story.php?id=38466&adid=city
I know how this lawsuit happened. The kid doesn't go but all his/her friends do. They come back or sitting at lunch and ask why he/she wasn't their. Then they proceed to make fun of him/her. This lawsuit is about "bullying". What does this mother want? Stop all churches too because her kid feels left out? How about we stop all sports that need some students to leave early? Her kid might feel left out there too. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 20th, 2006 at 2:53pm
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/10/20/entertainment/e110452D84.DTL
I smell the blood of corporate presure. Well at least those gay people still can't get in. X ( :P ) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 22nd, 2006 at 12:28am Quote:
I wonder if they took out the part about not chaning the Bible in Revelations? Shoot they prob just took out that book. Quote:
Wow, I wonder if this guy said this with a straight face. He didn't study morality in college either. He didn't study marriage or relationships. Can't take those seriously. Oh he didn't study maricles and the phliosphy on God. So umm...we just have a guy who lived and did "stuff". Quote:
We'd all be like God and doing what he wanted us to do, that's what would happen. Plus this guy is a moron if he thinks that what the Bible says. Maybe he need to read things in context. Quote:
Umm people have been doing that since the Bible was written. The Gnostics, Hitler, Ray Bardberry (well in a book at least). Quote:
Me thinks this guy needs to shut the heck up. Quote:
So we're suppose to trust that Jesus saves us from sin but doesn't know what the crap he's talking about when he....speaks. Quote:
This is another guy who needs to check his brain. http://www.ajc.com/living/content/living/faithandvalues/stories/2006/10/18/1022SLJESUS.html X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 23rd, 2006 at 8:35am
So, the God of all creation doesn't understand flawed socioeconomic theory?
What happened to omniscience? -b0b (...boggles at the supreme arrogance.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 23rd, 2006 at 12:49pm Quote:
-b0b (...will be filling up tonight.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick@school on Oct 23rd, 2006 at 12:50pm
I appologize about the off topicness of this post.
Just wondering, Briney are you graduating soon?? I am curious about who you will work for, any job prospecting? Do you have any new projects or renders that you want to show us? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 23rd, 2006 at 3:18pm Quote:
-b0b (...bets Stewie will love this one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Ironman on Oct 23rd, 2006 at 4:07pm
I bet he will too :)
(..leaves it for someone else) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 23rd, 2006 at 4:31pm
And you know I thought about posting that on Sat.
This is a perfect example of how those industries with a lot of money can influence the American culture. We really screwed ourselves over with the invention of the Corporation back in the day. If fact there's a great vid out called just that "The Corporation" very eye opening. I wonder if the troops can question why copyright is necessary and have a logical discussion besides bring up "well we say it's against the law". I would love to find a meeting and as just a few questions: Me: Excuse me Mr. MPAA/RIAA can I borrow a pen, I forgot mine. Him: Sure here you go. Me: Nice pen, mind if I keep it? Him: Uhh sure I guess. Me: Quick!!! Someone call the police! Crowd: Shocked* Me: This man has just engaged in piracy of a pen. We need the PAA to prosecute this case. I have other arguements but I won't waste your time. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 23rd, 2006 at 9:24pm
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20630127-1702,00.html
Yep I'm glad those tougher gun laws and buy back progs really worked! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 24th, 2006 at 3:31am Quote:
This is the first time I am saying this: I WISH I WERE CHINESE!!! I would go to Scottland and rang havok on the Scotts! I would pee on William Wallaces statue, I would pee in the beer, I would pee on the Queen. After all I'm Chinese I have a small penis, yet a lot of pee, and I look like all Chinese people!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 24th, 2006 at 4:50pm
Here's something you don't see very often. The entire Internet is going straight down the tubes today...
-b0b (...points to the attached image.) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 27th, 2006 at 10:10am Quote:
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle! -b0b (...hardy har har!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 30th, 2006 at 9:37am
Check out this auction...
http://cgi.ebay.com/TMX-Elmo-10th-Anniversary-English-Edition-MIB_W0QQitemZ330044509151QQihZ014QQcategoryZ19229QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem -b0b (...Big Bird Akhbar!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 31st, 2006 at 9:32am
I'm not posting the entire story because it's a boring article about basketball.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-stern103006&prov=yhoo&type=lgns However the article is about how this guy's making more rules for basketball. And as a person who hates the game, and wanted a good rant, I found the article aggravating. I played soccer for most of my life. It's a contact sport but you had to do it with finesse or you got penalized. So I thought it would be fun to play for a church basketball league. Briney and Ironman can attest to this fact as they were on my team. Every game but one or two, I got kicked out of...for penalties. I didn't do this on purpose because I thought, hey this will be like playing ball with my friends at home, just with a few more enforced rules. As my record shows, I was wrong. This "sport" as some would call it has more rules than cricket, and no one understand cricket. The object of the game, as I understood it was to but a ball in a basket more than your opponent and to stop your opponent from doing likewise by taking the ball away from them. Well there were a lot of penalties to stop you from doing that. For example, you couldn't reach around the person and try and swat the ball away. You couldn't use your body to stop the person from moving forward w/o planting your feet. You couldn't jump when they jumped to stop their shot if you fully extended their arm. You couldn't jump into people as you're moving forward to make a basket, a hard concept seeing as there's this thing called inertia that's hard to get over. And more and more. 4 penalties got you out...and I got out a lot. This is the panziest sport I have ever played, and haven't since...in anything. I find it hard to even try and cheer for the games on TV. I don't understand the reaction of people who go "ooooo dangggg you see that?!" when someone makes a layup or what have you. I don't understand how the pros get away with taking 35 steps to make a basket where there is such a thing as traveling (Michael Jordan did it all the time and never got called and when it is called it makes ESPN's Top Plays list). These rules also bring down the WNBA, also the inability for women to dunk (which also makes ESPN's Top Plays list). So this yahoo is trying to add even more rules. This just pushes me further and further away from the sport. Although I do find it funny that he's trying for more of a dress code on the court. I see more b-ball players looking like Mr. T with all their jewelery they have on them. I think some of the people in the stands get blinded from reflections of the lights off players diamond earrings. And come on! Those full face guards made out of plastic!!!??? What do those do besides make you look like a Hannibal Lecture reject? Guess what? It the ball hits you in the nose and you're wearing that...it's not going to do anything. So to stop this tirade that is prob boring to the rest of you, my resolve is that basketball has too many rules and therefore is not a sport worth watching or playing. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 31st, 2006 at 3:33pm
I agree completely about the rules, Stewie. I played Basketball with a bunch of friends at a church lock-in down in Ohio last weekend, and I found myself hindered by all the arbitrary rules. I realize basketball isn't a full-contact sport, but wow... too many rules!
-b0b (...had more fun playing HORSE.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 31st, 2006 at 5:01pm
HORSE is the best use of a basketball there is.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 1st, 2006 at 9:47pm
http://www.automobilemag.com/multimedia/video/0610_lexus_ls460_auto_park/index.html
The new richy-rich Lexus LS460 has an automatic parking feature that supposedly will park your car for you. This quick video shows how well it doesn't work. -b0b ("...dude, you hit that minivan.") |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 3rd, 2006 at 3:36pm Quote:
Wow, it couldn't happen to a worse company... -b0b (...didn't do it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 5th, 2006 at 1:14am
Wow this stinks.
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Thinks something fishy is going on. X (Anyone?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 5th, 2006 at 9:52am
I wonder what Hovind has to say about "structuring" his bank transactions to avoid reporting?
Personally, I think the $10,000 reporting limit is ludicrous. -b0b (...doesn't miss banking at all.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Nov 5th, 2006 at 10:48am
Ya know, I don't think anything fishy is going on Pat.
Hovind bent some rules that he knew were going to be risky (Right or not), and the people who didn't like him and his views made him pay for it. He should have known it would happen sooner or later. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 5th, 2006 at 1:03pm
Well that's what I meant by fishy. People who didn't like him or his views went after him. It just seemed odd that he would get the attention of anyone, esp the IRS. I wonder what types of weaponry they used to bring him in. Also, I don't understand how that penalty, the 1,000 years in prison is at all a) legal b) justified. That would mean he can kill about 100 people and still get the same sentence.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 5th, 2006 at 4:07pm
The thing I found unusual was the speed of the trial. He was just arrested a couple months ago, right? Usually, tax trials drag out for months.
-b0b (...will be praying for a lenient sentence.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 7th, 2006 at 9:33am
A hilarious tale from SomethingAwful.com...
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-b0b (...card stock? OOHRAH!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 7th, 2006 at 12:12pm Quote:
Ok, now we all know I'm paranoid, I think with good cause but what insane person thinks they're not sane? However I have a few problems with this story...not the story itself but what happened in it. 1) What kind of test was this?! Tell us how you feel. Doesn't that sound to anyone else like it was a psychological test and not a regular one? Are we going to mark kids down if they don't think of the proper imagery? All I know was that the waste of the time MEAP, which has finally been done away with and will soon be replaced with another, wasn't like this. At least with the MEAP the math teachers helped up cheat by saying "I really think you should go back over your answers". 2) So when kids get an answer wrong we're going to SUSPEND them for doing so and make them cry? Suspension seems rough, esp for 5 days of it! The kid was even afraid to ask if it was ok to leave it blank from a teacher...what does that tell you about that school. I weep for kids whose parents don't help them learn and expect the school to do it all by themselves. X (Anyone else notice this?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 7th, 2006 at 2:55pm
You beat me to it, Stewie. I was on my way over to post that story...
-b0b (...bows to superior posting skills.) Edited to add: All of your page fifty are belong to ME! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 7th, 2006 at 3:01pm
Ahh shucks...well :-[
I'd like to thank God...and Satan...for keeping God in check...and not my mom!.... X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 8th, 2006 at 12:33pm Quote:
After reading all of the depressing political news this morning, this makes me feel much better! -b0b (...chuckled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 9th, 2006 at 3:52pm Quote:
Watching another guy stick something up his rear, even fireworks, has a certian gayness to it. Something like that could very quickly become a weenie roast. You know, I remember being a kid. I remember hanging around other kids. I don't ever remember anyone saying: "Hey, you know what we should do? Shoot rockets out of our butts!" The guy is lucky he didn't die. Can you imagine writing the coroner's report on that one? "Cause of Death: Put a rocket inside his rectum. Lit rocket. Literally became a flaming butthole." -b0b (...thinks people are retarded.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 10th, 2006 at 11:44am Quote:
The author's bias isn't very subtle, but if even half of this is true, the judge and every single one of those officers need to be eliminated. -b0b (...to protect and serve, eh?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 13th, 2006 at 12:13pm
Reason #3,965.43 why America is better than Britain:
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We've done stuff like this in the states but we never rely on (at least in the cases I've read) on just circumstantial evidence. If we suspect the husband of murdering the wife and there is no body there is darn good proof that it happen. However he's probably considered an enemy combatant because he plead not guilty...so who cares right? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 13th, 2006 at 12:58pm Quote:
What is the deal with this?! We know that China is not our friend and that they'll eventually turn into another Soviet situation (or worse). Even so, we invite the communist Chinese into the United States to watch our military exercises, view our strategic assets, and likely view classified information that even a regular US Citizen cannot see. How is this not treason?! This is total crap. Lets just help out the other team and hand over our playbook while we're at it. In fact, we might as well outsource all of our nuclear weapons storage to mainland China! #%$(%#%*&! -b0b (...fumes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 13th, 2006 at 2:00pm
Well Bush probably thinks since Clinton could give away our nuclear secrets, as well as plots at Arlington National Cemetery for some Chinese who helped back him, he could do something like that too. I also find it gross that China also owns more than a billion dollars of our debt as well. I think that stuff SHOULD fall under National Security. But nope...we care about investigating people who make knock off Rubix cubes!!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 13th, 2006 at 2:24pm
China is gearing up for something huge. Their reported budget is around 35 billion dollars but they are spending somewhere around 90-120 billion. Its hard to hide that kind of spending. The Dept. of Defense is partly preparing for an eventual US-Sino war, somewhere around 2020. So all the advances in the Middle East are to make sure the US, not China, has a steady flow of oil. Iran is going to, or has, struck a deal with China for oil, so theres another reason for a bombing campaign. (Dont forget theres 2 or 3 carrier groups in the Persian Gulf right now)
Anyway, Chinas economy will eventually dwarf ours around 10 years, and at that point, they will be able to make demands such as the US does now. Plus the fact that disgruntled countries are dropping the US dollar in favor of the Euro or whoever. So ya we will eventually be fighting them. And it will be deadly, because they are seeking to modernize their forces to a level that can counter our technology. Add that to their huge numbers, we are boned. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 13th, 2006 at 3:42pm
Not to mention the Chinese Defense Minister publicly stated that war with China and the US would happen in 2008, prob. I almost wish the dems would get their wish to pull out. Maybe we need to attack N. Korea next just to have a gateway to China. Then on the Russia!!! Then get those bloody penguins in the Arctic!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 13th, 2006 at 4:01pm
Imperialism forever!
-b0b (...thinks empires rock.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 13th, 2006 at 11:01pm
And the rewriters of history bring you...the new tests on hisotry!
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Boy, think if you were a person who wanted to be a citizen and study true American history. You'd come into the test and be asked questions based on a democracy. Too bad you studied the real thing and found out that America is, or at least was, a republic. I know you've all heard this from me many many time and are sick of it or that it's just a trivial word. But it makes a difference. In a democracy, tyranny of the majority is not only a danger it's a certainty. Quote:
And how we screwed those ideas over with HR 6166 and the Patriot Act and PNAC and Operation Northwoods! Quote:
Like you have the right for your vote not to be counted under the Diabold machines. Quote:
LOL so this whole new system doesn't matter! That's your tax dollars at work! Quote:
Oh so that's why so many immigrants never learn English...because they just memorize. Hmm sounds like a good system we have in place. Well shoot why even take the test. Just come over illegally now and just wait a few months for the blanket amnesty to take affect! Quote:
X (*** bless Amerika) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 14th, 2006 at 12:44am
Two quick stories:
1) http://epw.senate.gov/fact.cfm?party=rep&id=265811 UN creating books for kids? Isn't that just called global propaganda? Book is PDFed on the link. 2) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=416003&in_page_id=1770 No wonder my ancestors hated the Church of England. Why don't we just kill ALL babies...that way they go to Heaven for certain!? After all the Catholics closed down Limbo. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 16th, 2006 at 11:17am Quote:
If you ask me, it was probably the Nintendo Wii fanboys trying to start something with the PS3 fanboys. -b0b (...points out the $3,000+ PS3 eBay sales.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 17th, 2006 at 12:21pm
Ut oh...someone's trying to ruin the Christian beliefs again with junk study!
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[/quote]This book clearly shows that America (Zion) is the land set aside by God Almighty to be the place of regathered Israel. Sermons and documents by the Founding Fathers testify to their belief that they were the Israel people of the latter days, and that the Old Testament prophecies were being fulfilled in their undertakings. It would be wise for us who are living in these last days to take a closer look at the past generations of our great nation to relearn what they knew about America's critical role in Bible prophecy.[/quote] BAH HA HA HA HA HA! Who knew, right?! Here I thought Zion is where Israel is...but I guess God moved it to America and as proof he made our Founding Fathers think just like racist churches who hate fags and Mormons and Jehovah Witnesses! I'm sorry but when the Bible says Zion...I'm not thinking Salt Lake City, and esp not any place in California! Quote:
Really? Cause I remember reading Daniel 2 and the other Kingdoms before "us" were all great and subsequently evil. Babylon being number one, Rome just before the last. This is not a good company to be with. Also I believe New Jerusalem will be set up by God and He will reign on Earth...ya that's in Revelation. I wonder what these "scripture after scripture" are? "And God said...I will reign in Zion after creating the huge walls and putting angels at the gates and no tears shall be shed" (paraphrased). *Look around* umm where are my angels? Where are the walls? Where is God in physical presence? Ya...not here moron. Try reading context instead of picking and choosing what you want to try and convince yourself we're all good and awesome people. Quote:
Really? Cause I've seen the Antichrist? I've seen WWIII with death and disease and famine? When was that world wide earthquake as well? None of this stuff has happened yet stupid. Quote:
Hmm ok...there are things such as truth and wishfulness. If I want to be seen greater in God's eyes I would want to be from the Seeds of Abrham and Jacob, and I'm sure a lot of people today living are from those lines. Also, aren't all believers "God's Servants" and "His Chosen"? These are Jewish labels but Christian believers labels. Also, are we truly the greatest nation in History? What's the criteria? We didn't conquer half the world like those of Caesar or Alexander the Great or Gengins Khan. We are hated by the world now more than ever. The only people hated more are the Jews...ooo sorry...looks like your trying to hold water in a basket with no bottom. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 17th, 2006 at 10:25pm
That's just retarded.
-b0b (...) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 21st, 2006 at 2:11am
Ya know...I always felt guilty about blacks being slaved in this country, even though my Irish ancestors were treated just as harsh, but I think this guy has the right idea!
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/66555/Counter_Racism.html X (Kill whitey!!!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 22nd, 2006 at 8:52am Quote:
I wonder how long $88,000 worth of crack will last. Most likely, it'll last longer than their lives once word gets out to their brethren. You reap what you sow. I hope they forget to give Uncle Sam his share of the loot. Seeing them go to federal PMITA prison for tax evasion would just break my heart. -b0b (...hopes they both contract irritable bowel syndrome.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 22nd, 2006 at 1:03pm
Ya know this is one thing I kinda felt bad about but kinda didn't. Ok FEMA and the feds...being the "good fiscal conservatives" gave these people unchecked debit cards with what? $10,000 on them right? What do a lot of people from NO go out and do? Go to strip clubs, buy plasma TV, loot, etc. Basically do the not right thing, well they do what most people probably would do. These types of things make me not care as much for NO as I should. Now I know not everyone did this...shoot our church in K-Zoo reunited a couple with their young child and put them up. The greatfulness of them brought me to tears literally. Yet I can't feel a lot for a place where a) they knew it was coming b) they knew the levis were bad c) the community did nothing to help and d) a lot of other crap that was mentioned about. I just don't care that much now esp about property that is now controlled by the federal government (since many people "abandoned it") and now that property will be worth a ton of money when everything's put back. No tears really here...I care more about the pets that couldn't get rescued than the people.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 23rd, 2006 at 1:29am
Wow and people say Christians are bad when condemning porn!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 27th, 2006 at 2:26pm Quote:
Talk about a complete and total miscarriage of justice. Wow! I sincerely hope there is more to the story than meets the eye. -b0b (...illegal search and SEIZURE!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 28th, 2006 at 10:46am
I don't know if this is real or not because I didn't find a lot of info on it. Although it wouldn't surprise me if it is...however take this with a salt shaker.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 28th, 2006 at 10:47am
And who says the system doesn't work and that almost every govt official is corrupt?!
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I just wonder if the ones who voted for it were paid off? I would really like to read their pro arguments...if anyone could find them, please post them. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 28th, 2006 at 7:24pm
This is an example of why the judiciary needs more checks on it!
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Money also violates the rights of paralyzed people and Martians...ooo and poor people! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 1st, 2006 at 10:39am
Caution!!! What you are about to read has to do with views on religion, esp that of the Christian religion. For those of you who disagree with it...just let this one go for your "oh it's two fairy tales coming together" tirade. Now I'm not saying anyone on here would do such a thing...I just wanted to make the request just in case. Thank You.
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This right here is one of the reasons why I believe the Bible. Also, this right here is why I believe in the reality of the NWO. Also, this right here is why I believe the Catholics are going to be the whore of Babylon. Let me explain. The Bible says that in the end times there will be a one world "religion" and that the Antichrist will make this the official world religion in his global government (before he kills it and promotes himself as the one true god). This same reason goes for the belief in the NWO. Now I believe the Catholics (more stressed the Vatican) will be the "whore" as the false global religion for a number of reasons. First of all...this isn't the first time it's happened. Pope John Paul II brought together some 144 or so religious groups in an echumentical counsel. He brought Muslims, Jews, Native American witch doctors, Buddhists, snake worshipers, Hindus, fire worshipers, spirituses, animists, and a plethora of more religions to pray together. He even said that they were praying to the same god to bring about a new spirit of peace. Even some Church of England members are talking about coming back under the pope...and if you know your history then you know what a big deal back in the day the leaving of the English from Rome was. The pope even put on the garments of paganism...literally. He wore Native American head dresses. He kissed the Koran. He let the Dali Lama to replace the cross with a statue of Buddah in St. Peters church in Assissi. He also let the monks perform their rituals there....in the House of God! For goodness sakes he also received the mark of Shevia on his forehead. This is the Hindu god who is called "the god of death"! The Satanic bible calls Shiva another name for Satan. I'm sorry but both God and Jesus Christ said that we should be separate as much as possible from all evil and all religions. If you don't believe that read your Old Testament. God made the Jews as far as possible different from any other people in the world. No two materials in the same cloth and the like. Also do you think the Jesus who overturned the tables in the synagogue for people who used it as a place of commerce would approve Buddhist monks to do their rituals in there? I always thought Christians, in order to show how true their faith was were suppose to be the complete opposite from anything in the world and any other belief system. I must stop my tirade here because I won't stop soon. My point is just like the last pope did...this pope is doing. Let's see how far this goes and how far Catholics will take this "man of infallibility" can lead the "church" and Catholics astray. I know this is a very stereotypical thing for me to say but...with Catholics ever care or stand up and do anything? I don't know. I hope this leads people to Christ more instead of just saying "well what's the difference between Christianity and anything else. I just won't do it anymore!" X (Heavy sigh) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 4th, 2006 at 12:22pm
In case you guys hadn't noticed, something got seriously b0rked with this thread. For some reason, starting back on November 22nd, posts slowly started disappearing from the thread into the ether. I didn't notice until today, when I tried to post a news article but couldn't find the thread at all.
When I searched for it, I found it - with the latest reply on April 4th of this year. Since it had such an old reply date, it was hidden waaaaay back in the archives. I knew we had over 50 pages, but only 26 were showing. I restored two weeks worth of backups for this thread and slowly culled through them. Every day after November 27th showed fewer and fewer posts and increasingly smaller file sizes. Since there is no automated process for culling old posts, I have no clue what could've caused that. I restored the largest file from November 26th and grabbed newer posts from each of the backups to merge back into the thread. I think all of the posts up to December 1st have been restored, which is quite possibly all of them. I was especially concerned about Stewie's latest posts because I know he spent a lot of time and effort on them. Anyway, I'm running a full backup right now, so if the forum is sluggish this afternoon, I apologize. -b0b (...can't explain it.) ETA: I think we're still missing a few posts. The post at the top of page 49 belongs at the top of page 50. That should be 15 posts, if I'm counting correctly. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 4th, 2006 at 3:28pm
F'ing A, now more posts are disappearing! The post at the top of page 50 moved to the top of 49, and now it's down to the top of page 47! WTF?!
-b0b (...is baffled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 4th, 2006 at 3:53pm
Alright, now everything is back. Let's see how long it lasts. I've backed up the two relevant files for this thread so it'll be easy to fix again if it breaks. I don't know why posts are disappearing or if this is affecting any other threads, but I'm definitely keeping my eyes peeled.
-b0b (...learned a lot about PERL today.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 4th, 2006 at 4:02pm
I manually altered the page views for the thread to 5,715. It had changed to a ridiculously low number, so I recalculated it based on the number of views per reply from the Interesting Article thread. Hopefully that'll be the end of this mess.
-b0b (...is dedicated, if nothing else.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 4th, 2006 at 8:17pm
Yea bob i noticed this earlier, and went back to search for it, thinking it had dropped off a few pages. What happened with it do you think? Why just this thread?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 4th, 2006 at 8:45pm
I don't know. I noticed it's dropping off again, but I can't think of what could be causing it. 60 posts have disappeared from somewhere in the thread since I left work at 5:45pm.
I'm wondering if locking the topic and making the files read-only would fix it? I could always start a "Random Stupidity II" thread to replace this one. That doesn't satisfy the geek-investigator in me, though. I'd really like to find out what is causing these posts to disappear? -b0b (...is baffled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 4th, 2006 at 9:11pm
Are the missing posts a particular topic? Are they from the same person? I know you've probably already thought of these things but I'm just trying to help with what little I can do.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 4th, 2006 at 11:08pm
I really have no way of tracking down the posts without comparing the live and archived threads side-by-side, which would take freakin' forever. So far, since I reposted the thread for the last time at 5:45pm today, about 150 posts have disappeared. The first and last posts are intact.
However, when I noticed the problem this morning, closer to 70% of the posts were gone, including at least the last 8 months worth. -b0b (...will dig into it tomorrow.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Dec 5th, 2006 at 10:19am
the government!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 5th, 2006 at 10:50am
You might be on to something there, Stick!
-b0b (...ponders the situation.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 5th, 2006 at 11:37am
Alright, I upgraded the forum to v2.1, which doesn't seem any different from v2.0. If you guys notice any bugs or peculiarities, let me know and I'll look into them. I've rebuilt the Random Stupidity thread yet again, so we'll see if this makes a difference!
-b0b (...word to your mother.) ETA: 770 replies, 52 pages, 5,810 views. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 5th, 2006 at 11:55am
Attachment test for v2.1, please ignore!
-b0b (...w00t sauce.) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 6th, 2006 at 8:43am
Wow, it looks like that might have fixed it!
-b0b (...is excited!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 6th, 2006 at 9:36am
Woot ! Cheers Bob i dont know how you did it! ;D
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 6th, 2006 at 12:52pm
I would have arrested the mother!
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Where's DCF when you have a mother who's too stupid to have children and instead of controlling them...calls the freakin cops. X (Doesn't have much to say about this!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 6th, 2006 at 1:58pm
That kid will likely be nothing but a drain on society. Throw the whole family in federal PMITA prison and be done with it.
-b0b (...tough love!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 6th, 2006 at 6:00pm
http://www.jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=516425
Some guy on another forum I participate in had an opportunity to witness (and take pictures of) a huge military exercise of the Japanese Naval Defense Fleet. They've got some wicked ships! Lots of pictures spread across multiple pages, so don't even think about trying this with 56K! -b0b (...w00t!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 7th, 2006 at 3:06am
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20061206/sc_livescience/llamasenlistedtothwartbiologicalweapons
Ok now I know they're making stuff up and the press has nothing to write about. Is that why I'm sitting here at 3 in the morning listening and watching this hour long special about the joys and monetary value of alpaca farms? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 7th, 2006 at 8:32am
That might be the
-b0b (...baaaa.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 7th, 2006 at 3:19pm
http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=ae49adbf-8f14-4f93-9341-f9b3ec047a8c&k=8324
Now this article isn't about abortion it's about freedom of speech. Universities are already classified as "liberal breeding grounds"...why add to the mystique? Oh our poor college aged children might be affected by a different view point! This is so wrong that the college should be called Wrongy McWrongst from Wrongville, Wrongassippi United States of WRONG! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 11th, 2006 at 11:28am Quote:
First of all...I would like to remind us that we, the US govt, put this butcher in power! Second of all this story is BS! We've had what? Some 30 years to prosecute this tyrant on evidence more convincing than anything we had on Iraq...including the gassing of the Kurds! Complete...complete white wash! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 11th, 2006 at 11:42am
http://news.com.com/Senator+Illegal+images+must+be+reported/2100-1028_3-6142332.html
McCain is now a moron and obviously doesn't understand ANYTHING about the internet! Go back to controlling your own senators and leave the rest of the world frackin alone! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 12th, 2006 at 12:03pm Quote:
So if we're not pushing others or even the ones getting the good grades...what do we want people to achieve? This is what happens when the parents let the schools have more power than they do. Others not measuring up? LOWER THE STANDARDS! In the real world...or at least it was in mine...if I got bad grades...I wouldn't be able to sit down in class and that would make me do better. Also...how many youths read the paper? I bet you not a one of them are the people on that list. How many kids "feel bad" and are so mortified that they tremble in the corner on the basement with a blanket over their head sucking their thumb rocking back and forth saying "I'm not on the list....I'm not of the list....I'm not on the list". Shoot I hope people not on the list do cry and feel bad. In fact I would hold a parade every month that would be mandatory to attend and march these kids down the street with dunce caps if that got them to do better. But no...we'll just give everyone a "participation trophy" and everyone will feel good about themselves. Remember children it's not how well you do in life that matters...it only matters that you're at least breathing. No Jonny, the person who grows up and helps poor people is not as successful as the 780lb guy who can't roll over. They are both number 1...in frackin participation. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 12th, 2006 at 2:32pm
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/12/12/people.lindsaylohan.ap/index.html
• Lindsay Lohan: "I've been going to AA for a year" • "I haven't had a drink in seven days," actress says [smiley=Clap.gif] You are a continuing inspiration to us all, Ms. Lohan! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 12th, 2006 at 3:36pm
Ok first of all...no one should care about this nor should it make CNN news.
However she says that it's no ones business but she offers up that she came out of an AA meeting! It must be the cool new thing for these hip young celebs to do! Drink until stupid then go to AA. Soon our children will do likewise. The main problem is the following: Quote:
She asks why she would drink because she's not legal yet. Then she admit to drinking at friends home. Uhh what? "Why would I drink? That's stupid. I mean I drink but that's only when I'm drinking. Drinking is different when you're not at clubs...where I don't drink. Cause once I'm at a friends house drinking is not really drinking...which I don't do. It's none of your business!" And she feels better for not drinking? I don't think you can claim to have this life altering experience if you've only not drank in 7 days. It sounds like you've wasted 348 days in AA if you've only not drank for 7 freaken days! X (Hates the news...I can't believe I wrote that much about this whore) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Dec 14th, 2006 at 12:03pm
I just wrote an ethics final on celebrity news and the boundaries of privacy. I also addressed coverage of Lindsay, Paris and Britney, discussing how it may link to mysogyny and definitely gives girls poor role models. It's also a part of the link as to why this generation is a step backwards in the feminist movement. There's awareness, and then there's apathy. It's awful.
Although I don't know how "bad" Lindsay's drinking became, I know (and am pretty sure some of you guys know) that drinking is just a part of the age regardless of law. College kind of does that to you, unless you're adamant about not drinking. You know, it sounds more retarted when I wrote that out. Cait (...is going to go eat something and think about last night) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 15th, 2006 at 4:01pm Quote:
Smokers want Philip Morris to pay for cancer screens? How about smokers open their eyes and read the warning label on the side of their 12 packs a day they smoke?! These douche bags who are suing are the morons we all know and hate. What's that smoking causes cancer? Wha...wha...what?! Well at least I can use my Big Mac as an artificial heart transplant! If I were the judge I would award these clowns something alright. I would have the surgeon general and the CEOs of PM to line up and kick these people in the crotch (or respective female areas) for waisting our time and not dying sooner to save us a headache from listening to them complaining about "woe is me! I have cancer and didn't know!" Bugger off. X (Merry Christmas! ;D ) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 19th, 2006 at 9:50pm
This is what you get when a) the federal govt gets involved and b) what happens when you just through money at a problem and expect people to do what's right...kinda like public education system.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 20th, 2006 at 12:27pm
Wow, $8.3 million on slot machines. That's a lot of nickels and quarters!
-b0b (...would hate to be the guy that has to take that load to the bank!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 21st, 2006 at 11:08am Quote:
Well, that certainly would've brightened things up a bit! -b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 22nd, 2006 at 3:39am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 22nd, 2006 at 11:07pm
I've never been a fan of Donald Trump, but he might have just become my new best friend! This is the video of him ripping on Rosie O'Donell, and I don't think I've laughed this hard in months!
"So, probably I'll sue her because it would be fun. I'd like to take some money out of her fat ass pockets." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGZaCnfNgLE&eurl= This, by the way, is the video of Rosie's comments that started the battle... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzl9ubSyZ7o&NR -b0b (...BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Dec 27th, 2006 at 5:56pm
A conversation between me and my grandpa.
Me: "Grandpa, I'm going to China in May!!!!!" Grandpa: "Don't let those commies getcha!" ;D |
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 2nd, 2007 at 9:43am Quote:
-b0b (...snickers.) |
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 2nd, 2007 at 4:02pm Quote:
The noted French atheist Voltaire, who died in 1778, declared that in 100 years from his time Christianity would be swept from existence and passed into history. Only 50 years after his death, the Geneva Bible Society's used Voltaire's press and house to produce stacks of Bibles. How many times have we heard this mantra. Religion, will never pass away. People are always going to be spiritually hungry and even if there wasn't a God or a higher existence...we would still wonder if there was something out there bigger than us. The only religions that pass away are they cults and the crazy sects who continuously found their principles upon men/women who make false predictions or suicide people. "Christian Scientists" and Jonestown are two such examples. Whoever agrees with this article is clearly delusional if they think it will become true. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 2nd, 2007 at 6:01pm Quote:
Wow, that's pretty freakin' cool! I wonder how many other "allies" even bothered to pay back their loans? The US does an awful lot of debt cancellation, and that's nothing new. -b0b (...gives a nod toward Britain.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 3rd, 2007 at 11:20am Quote:
A hundred people... for a thermometer! Helllllooooo, Nanny State! -b0b (...for crying out loud!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 4th, 2007 at 3:32pm Quote:
Did we become England and no one told me?! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 6th, 2007 at 4:16am Quote:
MAWHA HA HA HA HA!!! You know you want socialized medicine in AMERIKA!! So sayeth the Demos. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 6th, 2007 at 11:45am
If this were to happen in a country with full-blown socialized healthcare, the ambulance never would've responded because only two paramedics would've been assigned to the whole freakin' country.
-b0b (...frickin' commies.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 6th, 2007 at 4:16pm
And just think...there's a Congress person in the nation's capital...that IS a socialist AND elected by a majority of their constituents.
X (I wonder if the socialists will keep THEIR promises) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 8th, 2007 at 7:51pm
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=36832007
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It doesn't matter what school you go to...college is college. The next article will be "Under age Ivy League students drink beer!" Although I wonder if this article knows that Skull and Bones makes it members lie naked in a coffin and recount their sexual activities...oh well boys will be Satanic worshiping boys! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2007 at 9:30pm
Typical college idiocy. Next.
-b0b (...nothing to see here.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 9th, 2007 at 2:40pm Quote:
Wow someone give this guy a job at the DHS...they could use another good hitman. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 9th, 2007 at 2:48pm
http://www.suntimes.com/news/sweet/202672,CST-NWS-sweet09.article
STOP THE PRESSES!!! OBAMA TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT!!! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2007 at 4:37pm X wrote on Jan 9th, 2007 at 2:40pm:
What if it was a first print of Lord of the Rings? -b0b (...what then, HUH?!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2007 at 4:38pm X wrote on Jan 9th, 2007 at 2:48pm:
I am not clicking that link. -b0b (...simply refuses.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 9th, 2007 at 5:43pm
And that's why I only posted the link.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 9th, 2007 at 5:51pm
I wasn't thinking of posting this but it made me go "DUH"
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Well of course there is a correlation. However this study makes it sound as if you first have nightmares THEN you think about killing yourself. Of course people who think that suicide is the answer will be wrought with nightmares. Even the Phsyc 101 student can tell you that your dreams is the brain still working. If you have the amount of stress that is making you think of suicide it's a good chance that you'll not be dreaming of unicorns and nymphomaniac elves. Also I want to know how they carried out this study in a controlled setting? Umm excuse me will all people who are thinking about killing themselves please report to this study...when don't want to hinder you...we only want to know if you have scary dreams. This sounds like a study funded by the federal govt if you ask me. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2007 at 7:19pm
I also wonder how they determined the frequency of the nightmares. Did they simply ask the patient? That seems a bit untrustworthy, considering the very nature of the patients in question.
-b0b (...isn't a psychologist.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 10th, 2007 at 11:43am
I didn't know whether to put this article here or in the Cry Freedom thread.
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And when do we start to separate the whites from the "colored" kids? Also, what does it matter if a bus is English or non? Just sit down and shut up! I believe that's the standard procedure on any bus. That and don't sit with the stinky kid. I wonder if the schools are going to be separated as well. One for English speaking kids to learn Spanish and the non-English speaking kids to...still not learn English! X (Ludacris...and not the rapper) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 10th, 2007 at 1:09pm
What a load of crap! The fact that any school district would even have a public relations spokeswoman is total bull.
-b0b (...points to the future socialization of the United States.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 10th, 2007 at 7:13pm Quote:
Gotta love those wacky "scientologists". HOLY XENU, BATMAN!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 14th, 2007 at 8:57pm
How do you know when environmental laws have gotten too stupid?
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I don't know what they. Are talking about. Who..Ca.n't use. period.s..?.. "Minor dip in reading"? If improvements were made in writing how the crap did they dip in reading? Well our kids know how to write correctly they just don't know what they wrote! X (Fact of the day - A bird in the airport is worth 19 million dollars!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 14th, 2007 at 9:26pm Quote:
hehe well i wouldnt say its worth 19 mill as much as its delaying that much from being spent. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 15th, 2007 at 5:10am
Denver finally beats the underpants gnomes to profit.
Step one - Make law that fines home owners if they don't shovel city sidewalks. Step two - Push snow onto sidewalks that have already been shoveled and ticket the home owners. Step three - Profit! Suck it underpants gnomes!!! Quote:
I find it funny that this article goes to the little old disabled lady for their example of the "little man". Wes are you out there shoveling the 30 feet of snow that is falling in what seems to be Satan's butthole? X (Figures Satan has to be cold somewhere) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Jan 15th, 2007 at 4:18pm
Have any of you guys seen the new movie The Good Shepherd? I read the description and thought it would be good and it might be right up X and Briney's alley.
Did someone also say that Children of Men was good? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 15th, 2007 at 5:26pm
That citation is completely ridiculous.
-b0b (...welcome to Denver.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jan 15th, 2007 at 11:56pm
Children of Men was awesome, I loved it. One of my favorite movies in a long time.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 16th, 2007 at 5:00pm
Mwa ha ha ha ha! Where are your freedoms now!!!?
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Next we'll be barging into people's homes to make sure they don't have any illegal trans fats!!! TO THE BEDROOM! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 17th, 2007 at 9:57am
If people want to smoke in their own homes, I have no problem with that. However, if the smell of their smoke gets into my home, it becomes a big, BIG problem. I'd be kicking some butt if I came home to find my apartment smelling like smoke.
Besides, I completely understand a landlord banning smoking in a house or apartment complex. It's nearly impossible to eradicate the smell of smoke from a living space and typically involves replacing the carpet (expensive!) and painting the walls and ceiling with costly smoke-resistant paint. Smoking in a leased home isn't a "right" anymore than smoking in a rented car is a "right." If you don't own it, you have agreed to abide by the contract you've signed. If "no smoking" is a part of that contract, so be it. -b0b (...thinks a law is bogus, though.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 17th, 2007 at 11:20am
You're right bob. The law is bogus because a rental agreement is sufficient enough. It would be like making a law to ban pets in apts. You don't need a stupid law in order to make sure that is done...just have the landlord put in his/her rental agreement not to have pets.
This is another law that is pointless and intrusive into private rights property. Plus what if there's a landlord that wants all his apts smoking? Now he's really up a creek. I do think that this smoking situation is going to lead to no smoking in cars with children or you will be arrested and then no smoking in homes with children or you'll be arrested and your kids sent to foster care. Then we move on and up to whatever else our govt wants to take away from us. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 17th, 2007 at 5:49pm Quote:
Hmm maybe because the fed govt employees know that income taxes are illegal or at the very least just a voluntary program. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 17th, 2007 at 10:11pm Quote:
Why not sue the maker of the internet to for allowing piracy? How about we sue the CD makers for making it so easy to allow people to pirate? How about the citizens of the world sue anyone who makes horrible music...BRING ME THE HEAD OF KEVIN FEDERLINE!!! If that last one happens...I'll champion people suing ISPs. If this is let to take its course can ISPs be held liable for child porn sent over its service? How about charge them in terrorist activities if someone access a terrorist network's network (huh huh! made a funny there). How about the DEA and ATF take down ISPs if some 13 y/o kid AIMs his friend to buy weed? X (asinine) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 18th, 2007 at 8:57am X wrote on Jan 17th, 2007 at 10:11pm:
Al Gore? I'm sure the ISP's would be more than happy to comply with a subpoena or a search warrant. The ISP's are going to be covered under the "shelter" provision of the DMCA, so this is really just a bunch of political grandstanding. -b0b (...wants to kick RIAA in the jibblies.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 18th, 2007 at 3:22pm Quote:
Ruh roh. -b0b (...wonders if this will affect his TV reception?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 19th, 2007 at 12:18pm
See this is why I hate California!
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How about we sue parents who don't send there kids to public school. Or vaccinate them with deadly mercury "vaccines". Or if a parent yells at a kid it's verbal abuse and slander. OH I know!!! When kids are born let's just hand them over to the state to raise them in a global community village of peace and harmony. Coombia my lord coombia! X (spits) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 19th, 2007 at 12:59pm X wrote on Jan 19th, 2007 at 12:18pm:
That says it all right there. -b0b (...wouldn't live in California for any wage.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 19th, 2007 at 3:44pm Quote:
Wow I just imagine this judge being 86 y/o and going "huh? wha? what's an IPOD?" I don't understand what the difference between the two techs are? Is it because the files are digital? I think that's it. Kinda like TV "piracy". If it's on magnetic tape it's ok but ohh no not that devilish ditial medium!! With all it's ones and zeros!!! You can't trust those little 1s and 0s!!! Are we allowed to have Zune be sued for allowing two Zune customers to swap songs? I just don't understand any of the rulings that any court has made concerning digital media. They all make no sense. We didn't go through all this crap when cassettes came out or VCRs. I mean yes the companies all whined and complained but no one sued like this. And look at what happen...those companies that called those new technologies illegal made a bagillion dollars off of them! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 19th, 2007 at 4:21pm
That ruling is typical judiciary crap. I have no clue how a judge could determine that an XM player with a built-in MP3 player is any different than a radio with a built-in cassette recorder.
-b0b (...sighs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 23rd, 2007 at 9:21am Quote:
-b0b (...would love to see it unearthed.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 23rd, 2007 at 1:43pm Quote:
Ya know what the main funny thing about this article is? L. Ron Hubbard himself said, and I quote, "There is no Christ". So what are scientologists saying? Tom Cruise does not exist! Phew! Glad he's not around anymore. Also look at this one quote, "Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.” THEY'RE SAYING JESUS WAS RIGHT! Man, I'm starting to love these scientologists. Not only for their wacko beliefs (which this article calls a "cult-like" group) but they trip over logic like a blind skier going down slollums. This wanting to be "worshiped like Christ" and trying to emulate Christ just shows you that these people are mocking what a true religion is. They have no deity to worship. They only have L. Ron and most members love him so much that when they read his history they can't help but to wonder...was this guy a nut. Although since most people want to reach to the OT III phases and above and they've sunk so much time and money and bought into the cult that they are brainwashed to continue. Ya know what would convince me? Since Cruise is an OT VI I want him to admit to Xenu AND move stuff with his mind AND cause things to burst into flames. No I'm not talking about his movie career bursting into flames and sinking into his ego. This cult needs to be taken seriously. It's become the Jim Jones of today...although instead of Kool Aid...they forfeit their souls and their money. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 23rd, 2007 at 8:40pm
http://www.theregister.com/2007/01/23/texas_court_bans_deep_linking/
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Crap we are so screwed...oh and so is Fark and Drudge Report and YouTube and EVERY OTHER SITE ON THE NET! This judge DOESN'T know what the internet is nor how it works. Couldn't we sue everyone on the internet since we are all basically connected? I link a story from Fark which is linked by other people which originally came from a copyrighted CNN site. Not to mention we must sue everyone who has viewed the copyrighted material because that's wrong. Oh and we also have to sue libraries and radio stations for giving away free media without purchase!!! Nothing's free in Waterworld! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 25th, 2007 at 11:49am Quote:
Cause hundreds of thousands of people die every year in bicycling accidents...oh no wait...that's CAR ACCIDENTS! Why doesn't NJ crack down on cell phone users as well? Why just last week me, Briney, and Eric were almost hit on Westnegde because some chick in a nice car was talking on a cell and thought the perfect time to pull out was when she was telling her bf "you just don't understand"...coincidently this was the same time we were about to be in her path of destruction. Way to go chick...way to live up to the woman driver stereotype! But seriously...bikers causing deaths because of cell phones? Oh but wait just read on...won't you? Quote:
What?! What?! What?! They're not only a danger to themselves but a danger to other pedestrians AND THEY'RE ON A PUBLIC HIGHWAY?! Doesn't NJ have sidewalks?! What are pedestrians and bikes doing on the highway?! Isn't that a trifle dangerous?! Not to mention this law should be for cars if anything! You have one hand on a 2 tonish vehicle rather than on your 10 speed Huffy that's about 20 pounds. In one vehicle you knock someone down and at worse you sprain their shin. In another the least you do if fling a person 33 feet away from where you hit him! Quote:
Now I would agree with this guy and he makes a valid point but he's talking about the professional riders...not to guy with the bike from 1924 that's made of more rust than anything else and he's got a sack of Shiltz on one handle bar and the other holding his phone. But these people are too slow to cause any damage...unless you know...THEY'RE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN HIGHWAY! Which this article implies. Quote:
2%?! 2%!? Why what's the other 98%?! Could it be pedestrians running into each other? Noooo. It's frackin involves motor vehicles! Not to mention look at the statistics they use. They sandwhich two statistics to imply this law needs to be written in NJ. First there were 784 killed involving bikes in the ENTIRE US. This statistic does not say who was involved. A little child is on the street riding a bike and some CAR runs over him. The statistic is not very well explained. Then they say 17 were killed in NJ. Yet how many of those 17 involved cell phone use?! AND which ones had drivers using cell phones? Then they again say that 45,000 were injured in bikes crashes in the US. Well I'll give them that some of these are actually serious enough to warrant a police report but how many are just reporting it to sue the biker and how many of them are just the bikers falling down or bike malfunctions that result in injury? Also are we talking about bike races as well with 3,000 bikers packed into a small starting line and traveling over rough terrain? Also, the statistics do not at all list how many involved cell phones. Oh but just read this next line...conveniently hidden in brackets! Quote:
WTF?! So why not make it illegal to DRINK AND BIKE?! You could save 25% of the nations bike fatalities! Nooo it's those awful cell phones that have no statistics on them what so ever. Quote:
Oh so one guy can be out with his friends and see one biker alone by himself (remember this is suppose to protect bikers from huge crowds...yet this guy can observe guys on bikes in the crowd...in fact he probably saw them while driving and had to use a cell phone to call his buds up and complain about it...narrowly avoiding the old lady trying to legally cross. His next law...ban old ladies from crossing the road. They account for 489% of all fatalities ever!) Quote:
Umm is it unlikely that someone would make toast in the bath...oh wait that's been done. Has this guy read Fark lately? Also how common sense is it to say ohh drink way to much alcohol and get into a 2 ton vehicle. Or kill someone over a ham sandwich. This guy needs to rethink why he became a legislature. You can't regulate common sense? Then let's get rid of our govt. .... Wait...stay in office! Quote:
Ya I know I took this article way too seriously but hey...I had fun and I hope you did too. Do you guys think we're becoming a Fark site? It seems like all we do is post stories. I mean I'm fine with it but are you guys? Welp now it's time for me to observe national Handwashing Month. So I'll see ya. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 29th, 2007 at 1:12am
Not to self...when getting arrested...get arrested here...with this judge!
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Is this really all it takes? What is this judge smoking? And why are we arresting people if nothing is happening to them? Can anyone at all...explain this to me? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 29th, 2007 at 8:59am
Although "fear of prison" is a bit of a stretch, it is not why the judge dismissed the case. The title of the article is misleading and sensationalistic.
The judge allowed the man to walk because he realized that it was retarded to send an otherwise-decent man to jail for two years for acting as a middleman in a $700 drug deal. Considering that it costs ~$28,000 per prisoner per year, the state just saved nearly $60,000 by not incarcerating a non-violent offender. If that man really did what he was accused of, I'm rather certain that the cost of a trial, the conviction on his permanent record, and the associated blow to his reputation would more than enough punishment for his meager crime. -b0b (...could be wrong.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 29th, 2007 at 11:18am
No I understand that the title is misleading that's why I posted the entire story. However my concern is over judicial activation. The judge is there to see that the law is carried out properly. While I definitely disagree with the drugs laws of our country I don't agree with judges legislating from the bench. I think the only people who should be able to change laws are legislatures and those jury members that were stupidly picked who don't agree with the law and find in favor of the defendant just because they disagree with it.
There is the separation of powers and checks and balances for a reason. A judge cannot sentence a Muslim to prison for murder and not a Christian just because he is one. Or he can't dismiss the case of child pornography just because he disagrees with the law. If the prosecution sees that it is worth it to bring a case to trial then the judge must rule according to the law that was set forth. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 30th, 2007 at 10:09pm
First smoking and trans fats. Now light bulbs???
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 31st, 2007 at 8:39am
If those money-grubbing politicians had even an inkling of intelligence, they'd start a state-owned electrical cooperative and take advantage of all those "costly" incandescent bulbs.
-b0b (...artards.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 31st, 2007 at 9:35am Quote:
Koo Koo Koo Koo. Now I'm not going to say that "conservatives" are grounded in reason and fact but as you know the globalists are changing our nouns of Democrat and Republican to liberal and conservative, "respectively". So I will be using the terms we once used because classifying something as liberal or conservative makes it sound that everything liberal is wrong and everything conservative is good. Yet if you look at history those terms are constantly changed on people. Back during the bank scandle (the good ol days when people fought for their money rights) Republicans would have been classified as liberal and Demos and conservatives. Now that being said as a huge disclaimer...IS OBAMA NUTS?! Demos have been trying to force their beliefs into our lives since the 60s. Most of them practically advocate socialism and want to limit personal freedom so that the downtrodden feel like the rest of us. At least with Republicans they only want big business to take us over. Again, there is no more difference between the two parties. Yet Demos have been constantly pushing aside such things as freedom of speech, personal property rights, gun rights, and a whole slew of others that the govt shouldn't be involved in. I'm sure there are examples you can think of as well. Quote:
This is also called double speak! Quote:
Umm actions speak louder than words. If it talks like a duck but acts as a donkey...it's just a messed up donkey. Quote:
Read this last paragraph. Statesmen here means the ability to say something like this "Abortion can be good or bad...I'm for abortion." Congrats Oba you have the ability to know what the other side thinks! [/quote]“I agree with George W. Bush when in his second inaugural address he proclaimed a universal desire to be free,” Obama wrote. “But there are few examples in history in which the freedom men and women crave is delivered through outside intervention.”[/quote] Umm it doesn't matter what history tells us. It matters what the Constitution says. The Constitution says that our freedoms are God given; they are natural. They are as natural as being born with a body. Yes sometimes the body doesn't have all it's parts and we are always lacking something. There are process to deal with that though. Also if Bush says that everyone is free and Obama is talking about outside intervention to bring it about...doesn't that mean he's for the war in Iraq? I don't understand that. Quote:
And doesn't that just sum up my outrage and disgust over the people who vote. We care more about what a person looks like than what he stands on a situation. And we care what he says than how he votes. Well I guess that explains every president we've had since 1964! People say our countries screwed up and the go vote for the person with the good hair or the nice smile or the one who pours honey in your ear. Gee I wonder how we got to the place where we are now? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 31st, 2007 at 9:49am
Wow, check out this eBay collection. It contains every licensed NES game ever sold. This is even better than the collection Penny Arcade bought a couple years back for Omegathon...
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110083483658&indexURL=0&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting -b0b (...boggles.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 31st, 2007 at 10:19am
It's...it's...glorious!
I wonder if they all still work? North Vs. South was my favorite game. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 1st, 2007 at 8:27am
I just read that Al Gore might be in the running for the Nobel Peace Prize. This makes as much sense as giving one to Yasser Arafat (seriously he won one!) I wonder what requirements there are for the NPP? You have to be a media hog and basically have nothing to do with Peace? When you think NPP you think they should give it to be people like Ghandi or Mendella...ya know people who promote...Peace! Yet you can give a few talks on how mankind is horrible and win a million dollar prize? Shoot I've been saying mankind sucks and speaking about it to you guys for over 9 years now. Where my millions? What do I have to give my first speech on global warming in NY on the coldest day in a decade (happen to Gore)? Do I have to complain about how car emissions are contributing to the problem and show up to my speech in an SUV that is the worse rate for emissions (yep this one too)? Do I have to fly from one end of the country to the other and sometime criss crossing the States to give speeches all the while burring up fuel closer to the ozone (oh you better believe this happened)?
This just reminds me of how Yasser Arafat got his NPP. You talk about peace when you're being hunted yet you fund suicide bombers and basically do everything you can so the peace plan doesn't work. I would find it ironic if he used his prize money to fund the suicide bombers. I'm into sick irony. Kind of like arresting people for putting up lightbrights 3 weeks ago and then getting arrested when some traveler from out of town who's 79 years old believes that terrorist are stupid enough to advertise there explosive devices with a sign of American culture TV show! X (It's a mad mad mad mad mad mad world...good movie btw) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 1st, 2007 at 8:49am
Considering that Gore relies on junk science to make his (completely incorrect) point and violates all of his own tenets in promoting his movie, I have no clue why they're even considering him. Moreover, what does global warming have to do with peace anyway?
-b0b (...is confuzzled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 1st, 2007 at 7:29pm Quote:
This is excuse number 1 right here. The Super Bowl is copyrighted? The word? Odd I say. However if this church is doing it how many others are defrauding the NFL from counting precious viewership stats. The SB has been going down for the past few years and so this is the NFLs charge...to stop churches from bringing in people to talk about the game and about God. Our church in K-zoo did this same thing and brought a former NFL player to talk about his life during the half time show (which no one ever watches because they all suck). But read on. Remember...their complaint was only that they used the term "Super Bowl". Quote:
What?! How many people did you read today rented TVs that were over 60 inches. Not to mention the new 108" TVs came out last week. Are you telling me the NFL is going to stop the TV industry from either selling TVs over 55" or not allowing NFL games to be shown? No of course not. This is the NFL picking on a church because like minded people are going to gather round and be counted as one viewer in their ratings! Why not pick on the guy that lives 3 houses down from the NFL commissioners house who is having 3 people over on a 60" TV HDTV? Because it's easy to pick on a church. And come on!!! What fricken moron said that 55" was a copyright maximum in TV standards?! I want to see this law he's referring it to. Unlike the income tax law I actually believe this one exists! Quote:
See they're even admitting it here. Why no force everyone in America to just sit home alone with one TV for each person watching the game. Why not send the National Guard into homes to make sure this happens and while they're there...take weapons away from people like they did in the dry parts of New Orleans? Geesh! Quote:
Bars and clubs are ok to watch the game with 100 other people...but Lord knows it's not ok at church! X (Separation of church and...football?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 2nd, 2007 at 9:35am Quote:
There is no point in commenting on the rest of the NFL's stupidity, but this particular assertion cannot be passed up uncontested. I hope someone stands up to this crap. Who decided that 55" is the limit? I have a buddy with a 62" television sitting in his living room. Does that mean he can't watch television on his... television? Ridiculous. -b0b (...welcome to the USA.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 3rd, 2007 at 1:42pm
Here's the church standing up for what is right. Read the article carefully and see how slanted the NFL is.
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So as long as it's anything but a church then it's ok? This seems like it's a bit biased no? I mean come on. More people are probably going to be at bars and clubs watching the game than at churches. So why not go after those ones instead. Forcing people to go home and boost ratings. I just don't understand the NFL's philosophy here. Quote:
Let's see their list here. Hotels...usually have bars with TVs, museums and school are closed on Sunday so there's no chance of showing the SB there. Arenas like the RCA dome and others? Why would they even mention them? How many people are saying. Hey lets sit in a football stadium and watch the game?! No one that's who. Also the last paragraph is interesting. They don't want people to charge? Would they consider "we ask you to bring snacks" a cover charge? Also the church said they wouldn't charge. And again I don't understand the policy of copyright law to limit a TV to 55". The church should hook up four 55" TVs together and link them all to show one picture. That would be hilarious! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 5th, 2007 at 3:36am
Read this article and tell me if you agree with me and think it's the biggest pile of steaming bat guano and "reporters" talking out of both sides of their arses
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/05/business/media/05adcol.html?ei=5065&en=eb6275f7a1059b41&ex=1171256400&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 5th, 2007 at 7:00am
guano!
tee hee |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Feb 5th, 2007 at 9:41am
here's my stupid moment of the week:
the weather channel says its 0 degrees outside with a wind chill of -18. thats a negative. and Chatham refuses to cancel morning classes, or anything. I hate my school. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 5th, 2007 at 9:50am
The temperature here is -6 with a wind chill of -28 and I'm sitting at work, so what do you think about that?
-b0b (...points out that businesses generally don't have "snow days.") |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 5th, 2007 at 1:20pm
Guano Apes is a good band. Me, Briney, and a few other guys from HS saw them open for P.O.D. at Calvin College in 10th grade I think.
They are classified as "German, funk rock". They have a sweet sound. The lead singer is a chick who is hot even if she's a bit boyish and the drummer always looked like Frankenstein's monster to me. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 6th, 2007 at 10:59am Quote:
See this is why some 60% of people don't support or understand the homosexual cause. They tried to subvert the law rather than change it and now they are doing a stunt like this. I for one think that the govt shouldn't be involved with marriage, esp the way the country is right now. And I have a few other reasons for doing so. However my comments are not about that but are on this article. The "gay community" are trying to bully their agenda into the faces of the average American rather than trying to win people over to their side. This is just another example of that. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 8th, 2007 at 7:23pm
This is what you get for shoving some 35 - 65 "vaccines" laced with mercury into kids!!!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 9th, 2007 at 10:04am
Ok so I want to talk about Anna Nicole Smith. Not the person per se but as the icon the media built her up as.
I saw the headline yesterday while on the computer. I then turn on Fox News and some CNN later to hear what they have to say. Let me tell you...these correspondents wanted so badly to call this woman a wacko and a crazy you-know-what but every time they would say something close to that they would say "I don't want to bad mouth the dead" or "we are all tip toeing around some of this stuff seeing as she just died". I thought...so it's ok to basically want to destroy a person when she's alive by saying all of this outright but it's not ok that she's dead. Man what a world. Then I started thinking. Why was she famous? Ok so she started out as a Playboy centerfold whoopee so have others and they aren't household names. Then I thought...there was no reason she WAS a household name. I remember watching the news that she married an old guy, was fighting for his money in front of the Supreme Court, her son died, Trimspa, and a bunch of other stuff. Which one of those made her famous enough to be "on the tip of everyone's tongue"? Then I realized...none of them did. She was a creation...a product...of the media. I'm not even talking about the tabloids or E! Network I'm talking about Fox and CNN and MSNBC and CBS and the other mainstream media. They would report on her for whatever outrageous thing she did. I even heard it called on Fox the "Paris Hilton syndrome". Which is another subject all together. The media has manipulated us to hold these people in high regards. Yes we might make fun of them but we buy People magazine and other celeb magazines and know her name and the details of her life. Her every weird move was reported on CNN Headline news sometimes even in the precious crawler space. She became an icon of a trashy Hollywood star for us to emulate. This woman was all just a puppet for corporate media. An icon to show our kids to grow up and be obnoxiousness and rich and not care. This was the privilege of fame....not having any shame or decency. No one should or I would think want to try and emulate this person or even look up to her as an example of a human being you'd want to become or idolize. She was what people complained about in Hollywood types...these same people would also know everything about her from supporting tabloids. With that shuddering realization I see a few headline today that just irked me. Quote:
Oh you mean like how she married some 80 y/o guy who was rich and then fought for $500 million dollars that she felt owed to her? Or when her son died from methadone and anti-depressants in September? Or when she gained a whole bunch of weight before Trimspa and we all laughed at the jokes made about her? Or when she went to the Supreme Court to waist their time with her greed? Or the porn she made? Or who her baby's daddy was? Or when she had sex with a ghost (actually reported)? Yes it is a sad fact that I know this stuff. But just think...I'm not the only one. No we didn't care for Anna because she was a perseverer. We cared for her because the media wanted us to. They but on a good 'ol fashion 21st century freak show and there wasn't even a cover charge! Quote:
That's right. $500,000 dollars to see paramedic perform CPR on an unconscious person and then her put into an ambulance. Is that even right? Was that even worth it? Children starving in Ethiopia, AIDS running rampant in Africa, Darfur plagued with genocide and someone not only spends half a million on footage of a dying woman's final moments but that the Hard Rock Cafe Casino actually sells it. Yes Sin City is soon becoming Sin Country. You think 50 years ago this would happen? I hope there are no time travelers from the past here today. Surely they would commit suicide knowing what we have become. Watching the death throws of a media created "star" and then saying what a good woman she was in her death. I think what irked me the most is this last headline: Quote:
This was posted on Drudge and we all know how Drudge hates Rosie. But this story is just posted on his site...it was also reported about by mainstream media. Why are they trying to vilify a woman for making fun of a woman who was still alive at the time and who...if Jay Leno was on that same time would probably be making fun of her as well and getting a laugh? So how do you like being controlled America? The media reports that famous people are jumping and we ask "that's stupid...those stupid hollywoo......How high?!...I want to do that too!" We let the media completely ignore Darfur but the Lord knows we must know which Olson twin has the anorexia problem and devote an entire 3 hour block to finding out and analyzing if it's even true! Where are your great pro-femenist stars, Cait? Was this one of them? I surely hope not because I saw people like Mother Teressa devote her life to other people and she didn't get the help or the gratitude that she deserved. Princess Diana fought for so many good causes and America media only reported on them after her death. I would love to see more positive female role models in the media touting equal rights for woman. But when you let the media give the pedistill to a monster they created that shows the antithesis of what some women want to become...it hurts the feminist cause and it hurts American and human decency cause. Anna Nicole Smith should not be idolized by anyone. She was no Marlyn Monroe. She was not looking for sainthood. She stayed in the media because the media put her there and she knew that and would play their dancing money for the cameras. We as America helped to cause her death. I hope we're proud. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 9th, 2007 at 10:06am
ugh.
im done. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 9th, 2007 at 10:07am
Those are some scary numbers. A couple that plans on having four children has a 15% chance of having an autistic child. That's a freakin' epidemic if you ask me.
-b0b (...scary.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 9th, 2007 at 10:36am
I agree bob. We are more concerned with non-existent Avian Flu and the dread Flu that we aren't finding causes to the just staggering numbers of autism. Just think...before the 1950s the reports of autism were in the hundreds of thousands. Now they're in the low hundreds? There has got to be an explanation. Also I don't buy the "well it's probably diagnosed better today" theory. When you have autism...even mild autism it's pretty clear to see. Even for 60 years ago when we knew about it and learning more about it.
Personally I think it has something to do with mercury poisoning and would like some people to do testing on it. Also I would love to see how many kids who have autism have been vaccinated and whether or not there are non-vaccinated kids who have austim. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 11th, 2007 at 2:31pm Quote:
Now that's dedication... -b0b (...roffles that they lost anyway.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 11th, 2007 at 10:12pm
This is the enemy. Although unlike the globalist elite...she is at least upfront and forward about being a facist!
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Wait...what?! A socialist was popular before? Doesn't Europe remember the reign of so called socialists...Mussolini and Hitler both touted themselves as socialists before becoming true fascists. I guess people aren't learning history over there anymore. Quote:
If anyone can find all 100 proposal PLEASE post them on here so I can dissect them. What I love about socialists, in the love to hate sort of way, is the way they say something...but mean something completely different...I guess a lot like normal politicians........anyways. Increase the minimum wage. Yes, sounds good. But socialists want to bring down wages and owned wealth of everyone. Also to control businesses under state leadership or overview. So basically you'll be working for the state and your wages will come with a "redistribution of wealth". What that means is legal stealing of people's personal property money. But it's only from the rich...well only from the rich that don't run the country...which is the upper middle class. Those who got to be upper middle based on their own merits and not from some trust fund. So basically you're going to be hurting your own class if you're in the middle class. This isn't too bad for the poor or the working poor (aka...the poor!) because when you're poor you don't care where the money would come from if you could bring yourself up another rung in the social system. Of course, "bring yourself up" here would mean...let the government bring you up there. And if your middle class and lower middle class you don't want "the Johnsons" to have it better than you so you want to bring those snooty people down a peg. What will really happen is that once the govt redistributes the wealth everyone but those who held onto their vast amounts of money will be considered poor under todays standards and you'll need to find a scapegoat to blame. I wonder what the Jews are doing these days? Quote:
Right...and these "randomly selected citizens" will be herded by a government official and let's see if they even take any of their "suggestions". Quote:
That's right politics will never happen without you. Because the one party will control all and there won't be any more politics! It sounds like a good thing. But remember how she defines herself. It sounds good if you're for individual freedom and a grass-roots system of government. However with the definition of socialism you'll realize that Big Brother Is Watching is close behind you and don't be too surprised if you change your country's name to "Oceania". Quote:
Socialism always...ALWAYS...rides on the back of patriotism. Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini all decried out for patriotism while changing the structure of government. Of course being a flawed system and never ever being able to work out in an imperfect world the scapegoats would come about. It was the communist infestation with Mussolini, it was the Jews and commies for Hitler, it was the Jews, the unpatriotic commies, Christians, capitalists, and 10 million other people for Stalin. Patriotism is the chains they put on after throwing off their shackles of the Proletariat. Quote:
Socialists do a great job at getting the biggest group of people to rally against "the system"...the middle class. Every middle class in the world outranks both the poor and the rich combined (just about but don't count Africa and it is). Look at her words. She does say she wants the children in the poorest ghetto neighborhood to have what the richest kid in the "upper east side" has. She is identifying with the middle class and suburbia! Why not compare both extremes to come to the middle? Because one side wouldn't want that and the other side doesn't care enough they are too worried with making the rent payment. No, the biggest block on voters...are the middle class. The middle class is the ruling class without power. We are the "Proles" (from Orwell's 1984) were touted at the true source of untapped power. Emmanuel Goldstein wrote in his book in 1984 that if only the Proles would see that they could rise up as one Big Brother and the Party wouldn't stand a chance! This is what she is doing here. She is luring them into a self made grave plot. And she is doing it closely to how 1984 did it. With money. In 1984 it was the lottery. It never paid what it promised and when it did it was never the full amount. Here she promises a lot, just like Hitler and Stalin, and she, if she gets what she wants, will not be able to provide what she is promising now. Hitler and Stalin both promised huge salaries and great living conditions for the people. What they both got were substandard. Yes, they were out of the fields living in the muck. But they came into dwelling places...that weren't much better. So goes for the same with France...if she gets what she wants. Quote:
These are also known as propaganda centers. We, the govt, will teach your children. To spy on you, to worship Big Brother, and we will weed them out of all that crap about right and wrong and freedom and truth. We will teach them...what we want to. There will be no other options! Quote:
Ya how dare those business make a profit! Look...when you have no govt control...business get out of wack sure. But when a company reports a net profit of 12 million dollars...that's not a big profit in the global schemes of thing. Sure you'll never see that type of money. But you're not doing the work of an entire company. This woman is a genius. She is playing the game beautifully. She is letting the middle class believe the bumper sticker mentality (this is my definition of a difficult and complex subject that is boiled down to one simplified and somewhat funny statement that may or may not be true. For example: the Iraq war is boiled down to "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" and that's the end of argument for people. A complex subject with a naive little answer. Sounds good and witty but holds no water.) This lady understands how businesses run and operate she's part of the upper echelon. And if she isn't now she will be once she controls it all under govt authority. Think about it this way. Let's say that 100 Africans are your neighbors. Most of Africa lives on $6 a month on average. You go to your job the same amount of time as them and you either do more or less work than they do...doesn't matter. So let's say at the end of the month you bring in ohhh let's shoot low $10,000. Well this lady comes around and says..."Look at this one person...ONE PERSON...you 100 people don't even make one tenth of the amount he does in the same period for the same amount of work! We should take most of that from him and give it to share with you! Those 100 people and you go out and vote...walla...you're now all living on $63 a month plus govt expenses and control. THAT...is socialism. Yes corporations and companies can be evil and govt should, in my opinion, have some...SOME...control over them. In our country the govt has the responsibility given by the Constitution to "regulate commerce". So it has the power to say "No Mr. Macrohard you can't charge $150 for an OS that you've been rewriting since day 1. You could if you weren't the only company around and/or people didn't need you like we need oil companies." Wait...I'm getting a bit off target. My point is the government should not have control over wealth or companies who are legally making a profit. If we did this in America the New York Stock Exchange would look like the Japanese Stock Exchange....but worse. Quote:
Who would be controlling this? Ahh the government. What do we call a government who can tell where a company has to reinvest their money? Say it with me kids!!! SOCILAISM!!! This is just one step closer to communism people. Which, in this world, quickly falls into fascism and dicitorialist leaders telling us that a group of people are pigs and apes and responsible for all our problems!!! Quote:
I know where it would come from. The People!!! Give them a few years of good living. Then lower the standard of living...taking their money back away. The government blames the Jews or the Muslims or the Clintons or whoever saying "They...THEY are the reason to blame." Then the government has control of all major wealth!! Taa daaa!!! That's France's history OF THE FUTURE-R-R-R-r-r-r...if this chick is elected...or any socialist Quote:
Not only does she want socialism for France but for all of Europe! And why not?! More people in an industrialized area would mean more money for her one system government! Quote:
Ya cause why have competition! That's never been good for industry or society or inventions! Look how well Ma Bell was doing before those evil "independent thinking people" wanted it "better". That is what she is saying people! Competition is society prospers the society it doesn't harm it. Yes people can make it into something evil and destructive but not if done properly. Let me give you an example. Let's say you have one company who sells all the food. I'll call it "FloorSmart". Well FloorSmart charges you $10,000 every time you visit them for food and the selection isn't all that great. What will you do? Why you have freedom of choice! You can either pay the $10,000 to eat...or don't eat! Yaaaa!!! But if you add another chain like "Migers" it will only charge you $5,000 each time you visit and purpose and they offer more variety. Well you're going to go there. FloorSmart will lower try and win back you by doing a whole slew of stuff like lower prices, coupons, etc. Now if you add more and more chains you have more completion. When you have that...you...the consumer...win, or at least make out better than before. This lady doesn't want that! She wants one of everything...no more. That is asinine! Quote:
Ok I've written a lot about this. Yes, it's happening in France but I want you to see what a true socialist mentality will get you. If you have question about it I would love to answer them on this subject. My main point for posting this was...look at American and the people coming up in power. Do they sound like this socialist lady? Do you hear people in Hollywood talk this way? Look around you and learn from other people's mistakes. Do you see any similarities? Watch out...what sounds good coming from people in power...might end up being really really bad for us all. Sorry for the long post. I don't know if anyone will even read this but I hope you do. Again, if you have any questions please post them. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 12th, 2007 at 11:37am
http://ocweekly.com/news/news/illegally-park-ed/26661/
CAUTION!!! THIS STORY IS DISGUSTING AND DEF. NSFW!!! There are no pictures but the content is a bit racy but is 100% reported news. I want you to read the article, if you want to, at least to the middle of the page. It describes the scene and all that went on...then I at least want you to read the verdict. When more of you read it, if at all, I'll say more. X (Bleh!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 12th, 2007 at 1:04pm Wow, Ms. Royal is definitely dying for a Photoshopping in that picture. $2,000 per month minimum wage? $24,000 per year? That's absolute bull! Since France has a 35 hour work week, that's $13.18 per hour for flipping burgers! I'd hate to see what a Happy Meal costs in Paris! In France, Sunday is a mandatory "day of rest" except for "exempted" positions like medical, emergency, etc. That doesn't help things much. -b0b (...would love a mandatory day off.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 13th, 2007 at 12:22pm
This is just....treasonous!
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So did we win the war on terror or not? Cause I'm pretty sure giving out credit cards to illegal aliens and of which could be terrorists (if you believe in them at all) is a bad thing. Tango 1: Ok we need 12,000 stick of dynamite. Hardware store owner : And how would you be paying? Tango 2: Just put it on my Discover Card...never leave the cave without it! Also without legal residence or SSN how could these credit card companies possibly hope to collect money from illegals? This story is both stupid and odd and I have no clue what's going on?! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 15th, 2007 at 11:43am
This is a pretty funny article.
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Now I know each state's laws are different but how is setting up your own cameras and speed detectors considered stalking when it on your own property. If I were this couple I would sue the officer for stalking since he keep coming around their place all the time, at least time enough for these people to invest 12,000 clams to catch him. Also, cops speed?! Of course...who's going to stop them! Although every officer knows to watch out because the 86 y/o grandmother can always call the LT. and complain about you. But yet, it's either a write up or a verbal warning. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 16th, 2007 at 9:03am
http://www.kget.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=f290458b-dd7d-4a20-ac99-525e48365b08
So if you're a Christian you can't have a tattoo? And if you're a "Christian" doctor you can deny service because people have them and other appearance reasons?! Ya who wants all those SICK people coming into a doctors office! Who did Jesus turn away well first of all children and then sinners and definitely people with tattoos. I think he said..."Lo...that crap ain't right. Ink on the body means you should turn them away and let their children suffer." What people do on their own is one thing. But at least don't tell people you claim to be a Christian...you really hurt a lot of us real ones. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 17th, 2007 at 8:42pm
This guy is a moron!
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L. Ron Hubbard - "There is no Christ". Dyanetics teach that all the worlds religions are caused by alien demons inhabiting our bodies (Thetans). Can you be a Christian and a Scientologist? Not without contradicting one or the other. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 19th, 2007 at 9:01am Quote:
The saddest part of this entire story is that he's blaming his firing on his status as a Vietnam veteran. If he ever steps foot in a VFW, he'll probably get his butt handed back to him on a plate. -b0b (...shakes his head.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 20th, 2007 at 10:19am Quote:
All that needs to be said is the following: Quote:
X (Shakes his head and walks over the American flag...hey if they can do this to my Constitution I can do that to their flag) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 21st, 2007 at 12:43pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 21st, 2007 at 2:36pm
If you can't lift the box to pour out the cereal...then you should stop eating.
Also...don't you have to poor the box of cereal into the machine for it to dispense? Or do they have Culigan men come as a service? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 23rd, 2007 at 3:17pm Quote:
Heck yeah! Get some! -b0b (...WOOOOO!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 25th, 2007 at 10:38am
THE QUINTESSENTIAL DEFINITION OF IRONY!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6390291.stm D-D-Do...I laugh or cry??? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 28th, 2007 at 1:22pm
WTF!?!?!
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Let us take a stroll here and see that this chick is out of her mind. Proof 1: Quote:
How can see personally find it offensive? Her last name is Wilson!? Is she an illegal? No! Then she can't take personal offense to it. Also, how is it more offensive to call a child illegal alien than an adult? Would there be a harsher penalty for calling a kid that? Proof 2: Quote:
So is she offended because our little grey friends and our little Mexican friends would be confused who we were reffering to in when we say illegal alien? This chick is nuts! Proof 3: Quote:
WHY GO THROUGH ALL THE BIG DEAL WITH MAKING A BILL AND PASSING A LAW IF THERE IS NO PENALTY! Obviously she doesn't know her own procedures because what she wants is probably for her fellow politicians to not say those two "offensive" words. So she needs to pass an amendment to her own procedures of the state congress. Proof 4: (sorry I'm basically re-quoting the article but she's just that big of a moron!) Quote:
Well I take offense to the word immigrant that's put after illegal. My family came over here (generations ago) legally. I don't want the word immigrant associated with the word illegal. And I CAN take offense to that (if I really felt that way) because my people really WERE immigrants. Proof 5: Quote:
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SHE JUST LABELED THEM IMMIGRANTS!!! We shouldn't label them...they are immigrants! What?! Is this chick serious. Someone needs to through her butt to the curb...in Mexico. She does not convince me that alien is a bad term. Heck I'd like to be called an alien. That sounds cool. Immigrant remind me of Godfather II. Does she want to offend Italian-American with her racial slurs?! Proof 6: Quote:
Yes because we love double speak (aka political correctness) in our government. Next she'll say: War Is Peace Ignorance Is Strength Freedom Is Slavery Proof 7: Quote:
Really?! Hmm ok: Ex1 - Illegal alien Ex 2 - Undocumented immigrant The second one just sounds like a person got stopped for speeding and left their license at home. Let's drop this chick off the boarder and if she comes back we post these pictures around her all day! X (I'm REALLY glad I don't live in FL) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 28th, 2007 at 5:56pm
And who says our government run schools are trying to make our kids socialists...wait...what?!
http://www.techcentralstation.com/ |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 1st, 2007 at 3:02pm Quote:
Well, there's an inconvenient truth for you. Don't forget about his other three homes, too! I bet I know why his energy use is so high - he's powering the Internet! He did invent it, after all! -b0b (...inconvenient? Indeed!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 1st, 2007 at 4:45pm
I wrote about this story in my Random Observation post...which seems like only I read 11 times he he.
But still he claims that he makes up for it by giving money to alternative energy projects? That just means he's giving money to fund research into a tech that hasn't been invented yet. He's not doing a 1 to 1 ratio of something like for every gallon of gas he uses in his honking SUV he uses 100 watts on his electric car that he stole from Ford. This is what corporations do. They are each alloted to pollute a certain amount. However these corporations being thrifty as all heck they've begun trading unused amounts with other companies and thus pollute more. I have a good thought...someone should just take out all but 500 million people from the world...that's how we save the world...one death at a time. Isn't that right NWO? NWO - That's right future minion! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 1st, 2007 at 11:06pm
Remember how Al Gore bought stock in a company to offset his house?
Ya it appears that he's paying into a company he founded and is getting rich off it! http://billhobbs.com/2007/02/more_on_gore.html |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 2nd, 2007 at 10:20am Quote:
Finally is white American realizing they are not cool enough to be black? I remember hearing a poll that something as high as 70 - 90% of all rap music was bought by white males. Does that say anything about the identity both racially and culturally about white youths of America? Plus this David Banner guy who puts out rap music says America is sick? Well isn't he the one that's putting out the music? Maybe if he rapped about what was "real in their lives" like ghetto living or racial inequality maybe I'd buy his story. However I find it hard to believe that anyone but the rappers themselves can identify with drinking Crystal, buying diamonds, having 2 chicks at once, and having pit bulls, spinners, and doing nasty things to women. No sir, I call shenanigans on you! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 2nd, 2007 at 10:29am
Dang it, you beat me to it! Oh well, mine is bigger!
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-b0b (...wonders why it took America 30 years to figure out that rap sucks.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 2nd, 2007 at 2:08pm Quote:
-b0b (...roffled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 7th, 2007 at 9:44am Quote:
Yes why should we have guns in the world? To stop these sick people from doing what they do. Also look at the other "good samaritans" /sarcstic ooo honking your horn and saying "Hey!" Good job...you really stopped that guy from KILLING HIS WIFE!!! This is why the world is the way it is...a decrepit hell hole. No one wants to help their fellow man and when they do they are touted as rare heroes. It shouldn't be that rare, people. Is it just me or does this remind anyone of the opening of Boondock Saints speech? "This poor soul....no body wanted to get involved..." X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 7th, 2007 at 2:03pm
Was that a concealed weapon? YES, I think it was!
God bless America! -b0b (...thinks everyone should get a CCW.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 9th, 2007 at 9:50am Quote:
Gingrich didn't have a chance anyway. -b0b (...tells it like it is.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 9th, 2007 at 12:39pm
Well he never had a chance with people who want to keep the Constitution and more importantly the 1st Amendment. Newt has been quoted as saying we need to limit the 1st Amendment more and more. Obviously this "conservative" wants to be so conservative that we go all the way back to English rule!!!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 10th, 2007 at 1:13pm Quote:
Don't you love politicians. This mirrored the US Congress. They debated and debated to raising soldiers' pay and benefits and giving them much needed military resources...all turned down. Yet every time the fiscally conservative, Republican controlled Congress brought up a pay hike for themselves they quickly and without much debate passed it. Isn't this like making murder dependents their own jury to decided their guilt or innocence. I really do believe we need to have laws that allow the American people vote on whether their politicians are doing a good enough job to get a raise. And it pains me to say it but Nancy Pelosi was the person that retracted the pay hikes saying it was wrong. However I think she had more of a "I'm taking a stance right off the bat to get in good with the undecideds" than it being right or wrong. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 11th, 2007 at 12:44pm
I realize it's never pleasant to hear about any legislative body voting a pay raise for themselves, but $20,000 is an extremely insignificant amount. I'm guessing most legislators work at least an average of 20 hours per week (if not in Congress then doing other things related to office. If that's true (and I'm guessing it's very low compared to actuality) then they're only paying themselves $20 per hour. That's hardly anything these days, especially for a politician who probably spent years in college.
This one's a no go. If you want to get me riled, let's talk about federal judges demanding a pay raise because $120,000 per year isn't enough for them. -b0b (...can't be too harsh on this one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 11th, 2007 at 1:01pm
You don't think $20/hour is decent?! I'm sorry but that's good money for government work. Whereas police officers and military people get paid less than that.
Also do we know how much the Supreme Court makes. I've heard Justice Roberts claim that being paid so little is a "constitutional crisis" and that foreign judges feel "sorry for the SC judges". I understand these people are very important. However they have complete job security and can pick what cases they want to hear. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 13th, 2007 at 9:32pm Quote:
What? The MPAA is influenced by producers with power? I can not accept that they would compromise their ethics in this way! *eye roll* X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 14th, 2007 at 12:40pm
Which is exactly why the .gov should take over movie and video game ratings!
Oh, wait... -b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 14th, 2007 at 3:22pm
Ha ha. Ya know I wouldn't mind the MPAA as much if all they did was list things like "Nudity, Language, Drug Use, Sex Acts...etc" but to anyone who's seen This Film Is Not Yet Rated you know how biased these people are.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 15th, 2007 at 12:35am Quote:
Why are parents "outraged" at what's let in at R ratings? Are these parents not letting their child out of the house until their kids are 35? I claim shenanigans on the MPAA for trying to this maneuver. This is almost as stupid as say....having bomb sniffing dogs trained to sniff out "illegal DVDs" at airports, even though there would be no way for the dogs could tell the difference between legal ones and illegal ones...oh wait... X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 15th, 2007 at 8:38am
Maybe they should just ditch the acronyms altogether and go with a straight age rating system? Perhaps...
Rated 5+ for Disney crap Rated 13+ for the average movie Rated 16+ for violent movies Whatever. It's the parents' responsibility to know what their child is watching, period. -b0b (...should patent his system.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 16th, 2007 at 5:15pm Quote:
Where do I even start? -b0b (...ridiculous.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 19th, 2007 at 10:39am
pfft, unless i see a rodney king video that cop was well within his right to grab, shake, and yell at children. plus everyone knows children don't have souls...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 19th, 2007 at 1:41pm
Ya and I don't even believe in cops...they're made up just like gnomes, leprechauns, and eskimos.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 19th, 2007 at 2:05pm
Gnomes are real. Haven't you ever met Spankette?
-b0b (...might get hurt for this one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 19th, 2007 at 2:59pm
i am so telling
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 19th, 2007 at 3:33pm
I said vacuum!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 19th, 2007 at 7:42pm
+1 for Spanky's new Avatar!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 19th, 2007 at 9:47pm
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN1927997820070319
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Oh snap! Time to get me some lumber! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 20th, 2007 at 8:17am
Mere and I have been looking at houses lately in the Kalamazoo-Sturgis stretch. Between the relatively low interest rates (somewhere around 7% right now) and insanely low housing prices, I have a feeling that we've picked a perfect time to go house shopping.
-b0b (...notes that it's a good time to be a buyer.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 20th, 2007 at 8:56am
so.....
step 1: buy a house. step 2: build the nascar room. step 3: profit? ...hey you were the one that broke the rule and told her about it...now we have to rub it in! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 20th, 2007 at 8:58am
Actually, it was a cooperative invention. We came up with the idea together.
-b0b (...vroom, VROOOOM!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 20th, 2007 at 2:03pm
If you do build this so called "NASCAR Room" you should make everyone always turn left in whatever they do.
C |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 20th, 2007 at 2:19pm
thats easy, it curves to the left so thats the way mere is going at least....zing!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 20th, 2007 at 2:22pm
I hate you so much.
-b0b (...SO much!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 22nd, 2007 at 3:16pm Quote:
Past performance is a better indicator of a candidate's beliefs than campaign promises ever were. -b0b (...NEXT.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 23rd, 2007 at 3:33am
I read this and thought..."Odd"
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 23rd, 2007 at 7:23am
"The MPAA says its members - including top Hollywood studios Paramount Pictures, Warner Bros., 20th Century Fox and Universal - lost $1.2 billion to Asia-Pacific movie pirates in 2006. "
and these numbers come from?... by the way, i lost 2 million in sales last year...i think the mpaa should sniff out where those went too because they seem awesome at it! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 23rd, 2007 at 9:00am
they assume that every person that buys a pirated dvd or watches one, would have paid 8 bucks to go see it in the theater or 20 bucks to buy it on dvd. It makes perfect sense when you are a crazy person.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 23rd, 2007 at 10:21am
so...since they know when anyone buys or watches a pirated dvd you would think that they would keep better tabs on them.
...still waiting for my 2 million! it still confuses me and i am kinda crazy, COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 25th, 2007 at 7:59pm
Here's an interesting and kinda sick story.
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You know things are bad in your relationship with your sibling when something like this happens. So tell me folks...do you believe that if this man sued his sister from wrongful death that he would have a chance in court? Or could the courts force her to go through this almost non-existent chance of danger procedure to save her brother? I just love the last sentence they put in there. She makes a butt load of money and also has kids who are about the same ages as her brother's kids. I know it wouldn't be the Christian thing to do but let's watch him recover and watch her get the same strain of cancer. I wonder if she'd come running to him? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 26th, 2007 at 5:26pm
He would lose in court. She technically has no legal obligation to save his life. Immoral? Yes. Illegal? No.
-b0b (...hopes she is marked by this event for the rest of her natural life.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 27th, 2007 at 6:15am
your right...thats one side of the story
and hers is... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 27th, 2007 at 8:49am Quote:
Something like this happen to me at Western at an on campus church service. We were in kinda a cafeteria a few times and the first time we were there we used the chairs to sit and be comfortable. We unstacked them from the tables that were to the side and then returned them back neatly to the same place. Well I guess someone ratted because the university came down on us hard because the janitorial union (which was supposedly being screwed over by the university with outsourcing to a private firm) ran and cried. Their complaint was that because we took chairs down and put them back we took jobs from them and took food of their families plates. Are you serious? We have been using the entire center were we held service for free and at the pleasure of the university. Yet in this tight room and on uncomfortable floors we had to sit instead of chairs because the union workers weren't working that late when our service was being held. This is just one of many of the horror stories I have about Western and their janitorial services but this is the one that irked me the most. X (Surprised OSCA (sp?) didn't sue!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 27th, 2007 at 9:14am
Uh oh, do I hear a union debate coming?
-b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 27th, 2007 at 9:49am
Man we haven't had a good debate in a loooong time...let's go!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 28th, 2007 at 12:06pm Quote:
-b0b (...thinks they were up sh$% creek without a paddle.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 28th, 2007 at 12:22pm
That's sick...why don't they just get a net and have two people on each bank drag it through?
Now that's what I call a stick situation *snickers* X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 28th, 2007 at 2:54pm
"his bodyguards fired in the air to disperse the crowd"
is there any other way to get rid of a crowd? might just be me but i think that is a little overkill |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 29th, 2007 at 10:47am Quote:
First they banned pistols, then light bulbs, and now... plastic bags. Way to go, San Fran! -b0b (...gay capital of the free world!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 29th, 2007 at 5:43pm
So umm does that mean we have to cut down more trees to have paper bags?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 30th, 2007 at 11:58am
I was wondering that same thing. The hippies' heads will implode once they figure that one out.
-b0b (...bam!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 30th, 2007 at 12:42pm
Maybe they'll make us some out of hemp! I wonder if they recognize plants are "living" too?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 30th, 2007 at 1:33pm
"I'm a vegetarian. It's not that I love animals, I just really hate vegetables."
-b0b (...W00000!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 30th, 2007 at 1:35pm Quote:
yeah, thats the only reason i would be a vegetarian...to kill more of those blasted plants! bob is a copy cat!!! (who types too damn fast!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 30th, 2007 at 1:39pm
Beat you, haha!
-b0b (...is teh winnar!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 30th, 2007 at 1:59pm
he who laughs last....is the best!
so HAH! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 31st, 2007 at 8:01am
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke. So... HA!
-b0b (...grins.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 4th, 2007 at 3:00pm Quote:
-b0b (...thinks they should've installed a slip-n-slide.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 5th, 2007 at 11:32am Quote:
If my windows were being smashed in while my children were in the car, I'd have no problem greasing the chassis with hippy-biker guts. Q. Why do people need full automatic weapons? A. Hippies travel in packs. -b0b (...would've punched the gas pedal to the floor.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 5th, 2007 at 3:51pm Quote:
My daughter will be trained from the day she is born to be a ninja. -b0b (...will buy plenty of burkhas for her.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 6th, 2007 at 1:56am Quote:
Now I'm not one to tout for sex offenders...however I think we are enacting double jeopardy laws when it comes to these offenders. First off, I have qualms about forcing people to register for life, or a period of time, on a list where their names are freely searched. However barring that for the sake of this topic...I think it's illogical and does more harm than good to these offenders to put them out on the street. First of all, where does the offender list his address? I doubt the sex offenders registry allows you to put "that place where Tony Montana lived before the broke out in Scarface". Second of all what do you think is going to happen when that offender becomes disenfranchised with his sweet digs as a troll? Why he'll probably offend again just to go back to jail for a place to stay and some hot food. This is what over litigation has gotten us. We first don't keep track of the criminals we want to and then the ones who follow the system are the ones who are hurt more by it. Do we want a system that works or do we just want headlines in the paper with no follow through...oh that's right I forgot...we're talking about the people who are offenders but are too "high up" to get caught. A government that can give you anything...is also a government that can take it away. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 10th, 2007 at 9:11am Quote:
Tolerance! Or Else! This just goes to show that co-existence with liberals is not an option. -b0b (...what a bunch of tree-hugging hippies.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 10th, 2007 at 10:07am
please have your hippies spade or neutered
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 10th, 2007 at 12:31pm
Wow that's a weird story. Of course you can't blame only the liberal side for non logical thinking. For example, Bill O'Reilly claiming that people who speak out against the government are "un-American" and my favorite quote is the one where he contradicts himself by saying, "You know those soldiers are fighting for the very freedom that allows you to do this?!" Well Bill if that freedom is there's then I guess they can use it can't that. Wouldn't not using it make it worthless to fight over so by using they are actually making the soldiers death's worth something?
Anyways crazies to the left and crazies to the right. However this is just horrible spin factor we've come to see. You give facts of what a "conservationist/stop global warming before it's too late" and people will attack the facts rather than the hypocrite. I think what made the article for me was the sexist remarks made to this poor woman. I thought the liberals had their thumb on the feminist movement? Is this empowering the female species to throw off it's shackle of the patriarch and rise to their rightful position to establish the...matriarch? Boy somebody calling me "whore" and a "female dog" encourages me and changes the facts that Gore is the perfect example of the socialist movement we have in the US. He believes everyone should change but him and his elite. You look at Hollywood and it's the same thing. Celebs want you to give money to overseas people...yet they spend countless money on their pets or cars or clothes. The middle class is the reason for all the woe in the world! They must be punished and eliminated. Gore thinks he'll offset his damage to the environment by throwing money into a corporation that a) he owns and b) only does research and not anything productive. That's like saying "Yes I shot the guy but I set up a charity in his name but under my control. So what if I get huge tax breaks and that money gain major interest." If the ecosystem is so fragile shouldn't those who use it up more be the first to be targeted and then go after the little ones? If we really cared about the War On Drugs then we'd do this as well. Too bad our "protectors" make a butt load of money controlling the drug trade. And that's way...I found this article interesting! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 10th, 2007 at 2:07pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYrS_kwVsRU&mode=related&search=libtards
Bob Hope speaking....from beyond the grave?! No. Well it still goes well with the article above. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 12th, 2007 at 1:51pm
For a limited time only, you can purchase your very own nappy-headed hoe on eBay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Stunningly-Beautiful-Nappy-Headed-Hoe_W0QQitemZ180106306200QQihZ008QQcategoryZ29516QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem -b0b (...wonders how long it'll be until the listing is pulled?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 12th, 2007 at 2:24pm
I wonder how long until Jackson and Sharpton call for the resignation of eBay from the world wide web and demand an apology?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Apr 12th, 2007 at 9:20pm
black people make a big deal out of everything.
White guy: "stay off the grass." Black guy: "just because I'm black you think I'm on grass!" If sharpton thinks the radio needs a remodeling, he needs to take a look at hip-hop songs. Anyone see the trailer to that movie about the black swimming team competing against the white swimming team? lol, those kinds of stories are almost insulting. Do white people make movies about competing against a black swimming team like it would be a huge victory if the white people win? wtf. Just because your team has black people it will be a huge victory if you beat the white people. It kind of tells you a little something about their mindset. They are out to defeat the white man because he is "superior". Obviously whoever wrote that script doesn't believe in "every man is created equally". Stick ("nappy headed ho's" is fun to say!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 12th, 2007 at 9:44pm
I would watch a movie where whites beat blacks at sports...because that would be a work of fiction!
...except in NASCAR...but hey that doesn't count as a real sport...or anything. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 13th, 2007 at 6:38am
pat i am going to pretend you didn't say that about NASCAR!
next thing your going to say is wrestling isn't real!! hmm...wonder why there are no asian NASCAR drivers?! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 13th, 2007 at 11:19am
Everybody knows that white people are better at turning left.
-b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 13th, 2007 at 1:12pm
Except for women...that's why there's only one in the "sport".
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 17th, 2007 at 10:42am
You guys know I've been ranting about the housing situation for awhile, but I wanted to post another story about just how crazy the mortgage market has been lately...
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You and I are going to end up holding the bag for all of this. $720,000 on a $15,000 salary? Ridiculous! -b0b (...lies, lies, and more lies.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 18th, 2007 at 1:32pm Quote:
WOOOOOOHOOOOO! Planned Parenthood can suck it! -b0b (....YEAH!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Apr 18th, 2007 at 7:45pm Quote:
I'm sorry I thought if something was unconstitutional in ANY case then it shouldn't be in our law system. I guess I'm wrong. Apparently spitting in the face of our founding fathers is ok as long as its not the majority doing it. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 18th, 2007 at 8:09pm
Exactly Wes! Good job at understanding that we are not a democracy but a republic. The difference?
Democracy: 51% of the people - We like blue 49% of the rest - We don't. 51% of the people - We're going to make it illegal to think that way. 49% of the rest - You can't do that! 51% of the people - We're the majority so we can! Republic (under a constitution): 99.9% of the people - We don't like .1% of the people and we want to kill them! 0.1% of the rest - You can't do that! 99.9% of the people - (After reading the constitution) Dang! They're right! Now just think what Bush is saying when he says he wants to spread Democracy to the world. I am very, very, VERY glad I live in a republic. We just have to realize and keep in check that when people say "we are a democracy" that we call them on it and make sure they DON'T make up into one! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 19th, 2007 at 2:29pm
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/18/video-carolyn-mccarthy-doesnt-understand-her-own-gun-control-legislation/
Now some of you might say...I agree with gun regulation. Ok, we can debate the pros and cons of that. However if you're going to even enter the debate/conversation shouldn't you know at least the terminology or what you want to ban? If you said yes...let me ask you another question. If you write the laws on gun regulation and you're deciding what to allow and what to prohibit...don't you think you should know the terminology even more? If you answered yes...you can't be in Congress. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 20th, 2007 at 11:30am Quote:
Now that's a real American patriot. -b0b (...yeehaw!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 20th, 2007 at 11:40am
I found her picture. By the way, I found an interesting tidbit about Mrs. Ramey. Her picture was on a B-17 that flew 68 missions over Germany.
Here's a picture of her from the 40's. -b0b (...nods.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 20th, 2007 at 2:19pm Quote:
Again, this is why Catholics and esp the Vatican are morons. Where do you go for answers on theology? Oh you go to a group of men who decide on a fictious place that is described no where in the Bible and to find out if babies go there you refer to these same men...and not...ya know...God's Word! It seems to me that as we get closer and closer to the end times that the Catholic church will turn into the setting for the one world religion. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 20th, 2007 at 4:39pm
That's interesting, Stewie. I wonder how they explain "perfect natural happiness" without "communion with God." The separation from God is very "unnatural" and is the source for all our unhappiness.
-b0b (...dumb.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 20th, 2007 at 4:40pm Quote:
Emphasis mine. I think I'm going to nominate this for the "Gold Digger of the Year Award" for 2007. -b0b (...thinks she might be retarded.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 20th, 2007 at 6:53pm Quote:
That offends me...that'll be 2.4 million dollars sir! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 23rd, 2007 at 1:19am Quote:
While this story is odd because I don't see how you can punish someone for being loud and proud in their sexual orientation...right? But what' more odd is that the site I got this from had a poll question "Should Bill Maher be prosecuted for allegedly breaking into the Answers in Genesis Creation Museum?" I'm look for more info but that seems just odd. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 23rd, 2007 at 1:29am
Well here's the story I was referring to from above. Weird all around. However Bill M. is so hard up for people to listen to him I find myself feeling sorry for him. I think he just needs a big hug. I might have to sneak into his building and give him one ;D
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 23rd, 2007 at 4:19pm Quote:
The reason why I posted this story other than the fact that the girls ditched Hillary for...ya know...something important (like classes) is this line. Quote:
Hmm can't make fun of women or minorities or the poor. So that only leaves the rich, white, and men to take the brunt of all jokes. Everyone can irrationally "marginalize and degrade" make fun of those people but God forbid someone makes fun of a black guy! Now we just need to get rid of the black comedians talking about black people and we'll finally be able to sit hand in hand singing camp songs. What genius thought up "Rutgers pledge" lol. Morons. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 23rd, 2007 at 5:15pm Quote:
Bahahaha! -b0b (...hates Vista.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 23rd, 2007 at 6:20pm
If that isn't a spit in the eye of Microsoft and their "new" OS I don't know what is. You build an OS that you can change to classic so as not to have all the "fruity" themes and then you take away the option to change it...ya...people are going to not want it.
Shoot I bet the only reason some people still aren't using 98 is because Microsoft stopped making updates and having support for it. I wonder how much Vista has sold so far? If MS isn't hurting...I'd be surprised (hurting in the sense that they didn't sell as much as they thought...only a nuke to Silicon Valley could some what hurt MS). X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 24th, 2007 at 2:18pm
Hey Briney, does this sound familiar?
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If God was going to give the planet an enema, he'd stick the nozzle in Philadelphia. -b0b (...or Mexico City.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 24th, 2007 at 3:23pm
Unfortunately that nozzle would only come from New Jersey.
X (Welcome to Hell!!!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 26th, 2007 at 11:44am
You just can't make this stuff up...
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Wow. Talk about pulling the wool over their eyes... I bet the victims feel awfully sheepish. -b0b (...thinks the criminals are very BAAAAAAAAAAAAD people.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 26th, 2007 at 1:25pm
Maybe they were told in reverse Engrish ya know like instead of The dog is brown in Engrish it would Purdid has been meat.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 26th, 2007 at 1:38pm
Am I the only one that has no clue what you just said?
-b0b (...is confused.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 26th, 2007 at 2:14pm
You know like maybe the translation was off and somewhat thought dog in Chinese was sheep in English so it's a reverse "Engrish" for example:
and etc...but those are normal Engrish signs (Chinese to English) and not English to Chinese. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 26th, 2007 at 2:35pm
I know what Engrish is, I just couldn't figure out the rest of your sentence!
-b0b (...chortled at the signs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Apr 26th, 2007 at 6:44pm
Damn! There goes my plans to grow a hand in a fence!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 27th, 2007 at 7:31am
it's true, wes has been molestering fences and old men for years.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 27th, 2007 at 8:35am
If by "fences" you mean "little boys," then I agree wholeheartedly.
-b0b (...so wonewy.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 27th, 2007 at 9:23am Here's a picture to go along with the earlier news article about the poodle-sheep. -b0b (...laughed like crazy.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 27th, 2007 at 11:28am
Shoot at least that sheep serves a purpose unlike a yippy poodle...if you get bored here you can alway have lamb (mmmm llaaaammbbb) but there's not much meat (or usefulness) with a poodle.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 27th, 2007 at 2:25pm
You obviously don't each much Chinese food!
-b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 27th, 2007 at 3:28pm Quote:
Weirder and Weirder. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 28th, 2007 at 2:24am
Hey Bill...remember when you asked me what the definition of irony was?
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Classic...this is almost as good as Al Gore and his "carbon footprint" being more than 30X's the average Americans. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 30th, 2007 at 5:50pm
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18384667/site/newsweek/
Yes! RIAA is finally doing something about that darn radio machine that gives people music...without paying for the crap they repeat over and over on those stations! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 1st, 2007 at 2:12pm Quote:
That's amazing. It's not every day you hear a good story in the news! -b0b (...God bless America!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 2nd, 2007 at 1:17pm Quote:
YEAAAAAAH! I would love to see Feinstein get busted and forced to resign (or, better yet, get prosecuted). She is one of the biggest gun-grabbing politicians in the United States and is now certainly the most powerful. Of course, the liberal media will fail to pick up on the matter. You can't expect them to persecute one of their own. -b0b (...cheers anyway!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 3rd, 2007 at 12:43am
Another corrupt politician...also related to money and inside jobs!!!
[smiley=Shocked.gif] I say... [smiley=Shocked.gif] X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 3rd, 2007 at 8:24am
In case I didn't say so earlier...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -b0b (...breathes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 3rd, 2007 at 1:31pm
Best.
Story. EVER! http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1678 Those crazy Chinese. -b0b (...wonders what Disney will do?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 3rd, 2007 at 1:49pm
That truly was the best story ever!
Disney is so going to sue them! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 3rd, 2007 at 4:28pm Quote:
The fact this guy is a judge should speak volumes about the general health and quality of our legal system today. -b0b (...boggles.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 3rd, 2007 at 4:44pm Quote:
Glad these guys are earning their salaries with useless calculations! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 4th, 2007 at 8:36am
That's a lot of pants. I wonder what you could possibly do to make a pair of pants worth $800.00?
-b0b (...make them from gold?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 10th, 2007 at 11:46am
I stumbled across this page earlier today and I just had to share it with you guys. A collector of "one sixth scale miniatures" has assembled a Nazi train caravan. The level of detail is absolutely mind boggling!
Here's a sample of his work... You can check out the rest of the collection here... http://www.onesixthcollectors.co.uk/clubforum/viewtopic.php?t=3989 -b0b (...is amazed.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 11th, 2007 at 11:59am Quote:
I hope the Stasi informants get their collective butts handed to them! -b0b (...crazy cool tech!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 14th, 2007 at 8:38am Quote:
What is it with the communists and their constant whining about "level playing fields"? It's a constant barrage. When city-wide smoking bans get pushed through, the smokers go to other cities to spend their money, so the commies scream "No fair! How dare you circumvent our decree?" After they're done whining, they push for statewide legislation to "level the playing field." Life isn't fair, capitalism isn't fair, and politics aren't fair. Grow a pair and deal with it. If anyone wanted to be subjected to the ear piercing whine of a liberal with a wedgie, they would travel to the nearest college campus. Unfortunately for the liberals, NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK. -b0b (...the end.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 15th, 2007 at 12:49pm
Check out this guy's eBay feedback page. The comments he has left for others is absolutely hilarious!
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&ftab=FeedbackLeftForOthers&userid=tryork5ifp&iid=-1&de=off&items=25&page=1 -b0b (...roffled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 15th, 2007 at 1:06pm Yes, that is good stuff. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 16th, 2007 at 11:06am
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070516/ap_on_re_mi_ea/greenpeace_noah_s_ark
Look at that picture...sometime tells me Greenpeace isn't going to do an accurate model. Also...I thought Greenpeace hated all things God? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Ironman on May 16th, 2007 at 3:06pm
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They're going to need alot more wood than that, unless that's the door hehe |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 16th, 2007 at 3:26pm
Wouldn't it be sweet to build a nuclear-powered Noah's Ark?
-b0b (...dreams.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 16th, 2007 at 4:07pm
Why? The Ark was made to float...not travel.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 16th, 2007 at 4:12pm
or travel through time...go go time ark!
and greenpeace is right, global warming is a serious threat, think about it...mother nature is sitting with a 100% kill ratio for humans, THAT BITCH! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 16th, 2007 at 4:22pm Quote:
Obviously they skipped the part where God promised not to destroy the Earth again by water...next up...is fire! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 16th, 2007 at 4:41pm X wrote on May 16th, 2007 at 4:07pm:
Sure, the original ark wasn't, but they're going to make SUPER ARK. It's going to be the arkiest ark that ever arked! -b0b (...wonders how many habitats Greenpeace will destroy to get their ark lumber?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 16th, 2007 at 4:48pm
screw lumber, they should use partially deweaponised plutonium!
take that environment! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 16th, 2007 at 4:58pm
If you're trying to destroy the environment, why both deweaponizing it? I'm aiming for fully-weaponized plutonium!
-b0b (...YEAH!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 18th, 2007 at 10:22am
looking around ebay and found this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/10-HP-to-any-car-Instant-street-cred-Type-R-Fast_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ50449QQihZ008QQitemZ180092264511QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW didn't think it was that funny till I saw "Do you drive a Minivan and need street cred?" and remebered briney doesn't have nearly enough street cred! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 18th, 2007 at 12:34pm
Yeah, but does it have VTEC?
-b0b (...yo!) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 21st, 2007 at 10:36pm
What do you do when your industry is suffering from losses due to horrible products? Why repeal laws that gets your product out there...oh by the way...this is a RIAA article...and I think they got their idea from The Onion!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 23rd, 2007 at 11:17pm
This is just weird...how is distributing flyers a hate crime?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 24th, 2007 at 8:45am
only one thing you can do in that situation, punch her in the face to prove you're right!
but really, their flier didn't have a picture of the guy on it with "we are going to kill you on thursday may 24" or anything. Why did the school have to call the police? Yes she does sound like a man-hating femanazi, but jail for that? I know bob(punk) has yelled worse things than that out the window while riding in MY car. He didn't go to jail...(no matter how funny it would have been) I guess it is just worse when it is written... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 24th, 2007 at 9:41am
Nah, you just have to be smart enough to not get caught.
-b0b (...never did any such thing.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 25th, 2007 at 2:42am
What happens when your kids are too stupid to graduate?
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Check out the pic below and read the lady's sign. Then realize that the stupidity is probably hereditary! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 25th, 2007 at 8:16am Quote:
guess high school is a lot easier when all you take is "remedial gym" and "thinking is good" |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 25th, 2007 at 9:33am
No kidding. You must be taking crap classes to get a 3.5 GPA and not be able to pass a retarded standardized test.
Then again, it never failed to amaze me how many of our classmates had trouble passing the MEAP. I remember some people talking about taking the math portion four times before they passed. At that rate, you could probably guess the answers and still pass eventually. -b0b (...sighs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 25th, 2007 at 9:35am
These people should also take a lesson from the MEAP and our former teachers. If you want funding...cheat! When we took our math portion we all had our worked checked and we were "recommended" to recheck our answers.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 25th, 2007 at 9:48am
Really? Why didn't they ever do that for me?
-b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 25th, 2007 at 10:36am
When the hell did you have your answers checked?!
And who ever had problems with the math section? Its the damn english section...doorknob is to milk as cat is to _________ WTF, where are the numbers in that?! Stupid illogical english language. and yes I am still bitter about it. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 27th, 2007 at 11:35pm Quote:
Ya, I don't know if anyone remember that a while ago some kid made a big stink because he was not hired at a Christian bookstore and he said it was because he was an outright atheist. The press, then, sided with the kid...hmm I wonder what they'll do here? Also this shows you as long as you are not white, straight, rich, and especially a man....you can get away with anything! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 29th, 2007 at 12:23pm Quote:
If you want to classify this type of economic system at the least you could call it socialism and at most you call it communism. He, or she, who has the gold makes the rules....once you have no gold...they won't care who or what you support. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 29th, 2007 at 1:56pm
Wow, that read like a modern-day Communist Manifesto.
-b0b (...prefers to be on his own, thank you very much.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 29th, 2007 at 3:20pm
When she cuts me a check for a million dollars...I'll think about believing in her philosophy. It's the rich who always want the middle class to bare the burden of the "great experiment"...well you first, whore.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 29th, 2007 at 3:25pm
Well said!
-b0b (...bravo!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 29th, 2007 at 5:21pm
hahaha I roffled.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 31st, 2007 at 4:36pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_France
You've got to love Wikipedia. Read the first sentence! -b0b (...bets it won't last long.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 31st, 2007 at 4:49pm Quote:
just like you! so sayeth the mare. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 1st, 2007 at 9:53am Quote:
-b0b ("...I don't want a large Farva! I want a liter of freakin' cola!") |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 1st, 2007 at 10:44am
Ok I have a few problems with this situation. It's nasty yes but there are two things that kinda irk me.
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TWO BLOODY YEARS?! Come on! It certainly doesn't take 2 bloody years to sue MickyD's! Quote:
That means it's taken just one year to begin to sue them and the other to disagree with the settlement! Again...hot coffee woman sued and won a court case in like 3 months! But read this quote in conjunction with the next one... Quote:
Bullcrap...if it wasn't about the money then he would have settled already. Plus, what steps does he want them to take? Have robots make your food? Have 2 other managers constantly looking at the food makers to make sure they don't hock a loogie in sandwiches? This is just one of the many reasons I would never go in uniform to fast food restaurants when I become a cop....icky. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 1st, 2007 at 10:54am
Yeah, but "hot coffee woman" had an open-and-shut case. McDonald's gross negligence in that situation was so glaringly obvious that nobody could've questioned their guilt.
I do agree about the money thing, though. It's obvious he's in it for the money, or he simply would've arrested the kids and left it to the criminal justice system. -b0b (...nods nods.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 2nd, 2007 at 12:33pm Quote:
Ok I can speak on this because I know Michigan law. It is only considered sexual harassment when it's UNWANTED and the person must complain. I understand that the store doesn't want the chick to sue them just to sue them but to takes such drastic measures is just wrong. Does that also mean employees can't look at each other or talk to each other on the off chance that something they look at or say would be considered sexual harassment? I'm sure the chick would have been offended if people diverted their eyes from her in her dress. Work places, like schools, are getting to the point where they are afraid of everything. Although with stores they tend not to bring in the cops to deal with their problems as much. I'm sure if this kid did it at school he'd be in prison and on the sex offenders list by now. In this country we don't need a group of people called terrorist to be scared...we've got some all around us...they're called lawyers. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 6th, 2007 at 4:06pm Quote:
I wonder how long it will be before "alcohol powder" is banned? -b0b (...chalks one up for preemptive legislation.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 6th, 2007 at 5:30pm
I'm still counting down the days when it'll be illegal to breathe...it's kinda what I imagine Total Recall was.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 7th, 2007 at 3:05pm Quote:
Sounds like someone's feeling guilty for being a slut. This chick needs to hang around us or go to some Star Wars conventions if she wants to show and tell. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 7th, 2007 at 5:59pm
Gisele is an arrogant, self-serving whore, and she can blow me.
-b0b (...will wear a condom.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 8th, 2007 at 6:37pm
Ok...read this headline and then read the story and see if you can't spot the wrongness of it.
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Doesn't that mean that all if not most Americans believe in both? Hmm, I think so. Yet not half, not a third, but a QUARTER of Americans believe in both. When you consider that 30% of Americans don't know what year 9/11 took place that should tell you about the quality of Americans to think. But what I found most surprising was that 66% of Americans believe in creationism only! So shouldn't the head line be "Americans believe in creationism: poll"? Why that would mean evolutionists don't have a strangle hold on the public as they'd like us to think. Suck my non-evolved balls, Dawkins!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 10th, 2007 at 10:46am Quote:
I don't understand why this is so horrible. 1) He's not Catholic 2) Just because you give yourself a title doesn't mean it's true. I want to be called High Holy Supreme Commander Treka Kirk. 3) When one of you is a NWO operative and the other is a former Hitler Youth...I think saying or being called either one might call forth a lightning bolt. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 10th, 2007 at 11:05am
There is no way in hell I'd call any mortal man "His Holiness," so the Pope will just have to get over his pretentious power trip when I become president.
-b0b (...smirks.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 10th, 2007 at 12:35pm
Rogers/Paul Ticket!
Now THAT'S the ticket! Ha ha! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 11th, 2007 at 2:25pm Quote:
Fred: Say Bill who's that looker you were with last night? Bill: That was my wife. *Sirens go off, cops bust in, Bill gets sued* What? This isn't Canada...this is happening in America. I so quit at life that this even made it to the USSC. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 14th, 2007 at 9:56am Quote:
So Venezuela is just a nuisance, eh? Quote:
Yeah, I'm sure that'll make for a great live-fire exercise for the United States Navy. -b0b (...blow 'em all to Hell!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jun 14th, 2007 at 10:35am Quote:
I don't know why you are so cocky, the Navy is trained to not fire untill fired upon. Do you think nothing bad can happen when we have to let them get the first couple shots off? Just because we can win the battle doesn't mean they can't take a few lives before we start fighting back. and furthermore what are we doing blocking Venezuela, thats where I get all my coke! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 14th, 2007 at 12:00pm
Yeah, you're absolutely right, the US does not fire until fired upon.
Just like the Spanish-American war, the Korean conflict, Vietnam, Iraq 1.0, Iraq 2.0, et cetera, ad infinitum, ad nauseum. Oh, wait... -b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 14th, 2007 at 12:58pm Quote:
Oooo One sub...isn't of Das Boot it's El Bote. Quote:
Unless they are severely lucky with their first shot and that actually hit the ship and not only that but wound it so bad that it's in bad shape. Our ships and technology aren't like WWII anymore. Not only does it take a lot of pounding to do enough damage to a ship, anything larger than an PT boat, but that sonar tech is far more advanced today. Quote:
If you throw WWII in there it's funny to think that all these wars started under false pretenses and that the US got involved in them through killing of their own people or outright lies. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 14th, 2007 at 1:52pm Quote:
A torpedo is still a torpedo! There are countermeasures, but still. Also, are you forgetting what a tiny boat full of explosives did the the USS Cole? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jun 14th, 2007 at 2:30pm
I wasn't getting at them getting the first shot would sink the ship, but if they get the first shot(and time to line it up) most likely someone would be hit also in the process and die. The ship doesn't have to sink for casualties.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 14th, 2007 at 3:12pm Quote:
Yes but there are two problems with your argument. The first was that a boat full of explosives is much much different than a torpedo. Second of all the USS Cole still made it home with a huge hole in its side. Therefore, I still say that while a torpedo can kill a bunch of people the ship will still be safe and able to attack back. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 14th, 2007 at 3:22pm
meh I wasn't making an argument, but for funsies, I think I will. Give me a bit, I'm at work, might have to wait.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 22nd, 2007 at 8:52am Quote:
Umm God beat you to this Frenchy about 10,000 years ago. This is just one of the many reasons why I don't buy global warming. Oh no we're making a carbon footprint! Duhh we're breathing! And more importantly the stuff we breath out, aka carbon!, helps keep plants alive. Ya know the hippies were all about me saving the rain forests and not logging so much...so I did my part to keep the plants alive by remaining alive for all this time... I just fear that this global warming will set up two things for the NWO plan. The first being to generate a global carbon tax. The second being what better way to stop people from expelling so much CO2 then to finally get their plan to decrease the population of Earth under 500 million! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 22nd, 2007 at 9:04am MediaMaster wrote on Jun 14th, 2007 at 3:22pm:
So we should expect your reply about the same time as MST3K: Battlefield Earth, right? -b0b (...runs away!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 23rd, 2007 at 1:00am
Yea you know, I totally forgot about this post. I think I will just concede the point due to laziness
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 23rd, 2007 at 6:42pm
That's the spirit!
-b0b (...chuckles.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 24th, 2007 at 1:58am
I win by the two greatest words in the English language!!! De-fault! De-fault! De-fault!
X (what's this about a MST3K of BFE? I never heard of such a thing! *sarcasm pouring out of every pour of my body*) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 24th, 2007 at 1:00pm
The easiest way to win an argument with Briney is to mention BFE.
-b0b (...chuckles.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 24th, 2007 at 1:27pm
Briney: Guys! The house is on fire!!!
Us: Are you sure?! Briney: What do you mean am I sure?! Of course I'm sure! Us: Ya? Just like you were sure you'd finish BFE after we spent 6 hours of our lives watching that horrible movie? Briney: ....well maybe the house isn't on fire.... Us: Ya...we thought so *We burn to death* Why? All because Briney couldn't finish BFE!!! Good job Briney!!! [smiley=Angry.gif] X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 24th, 2007 at 11:07pm
Well with an argument like that, how can I not finish it!
...I still have the tape. 8mm I believe. Sheesh, where am I going to find a player for that. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 24th, 2007 at 11:17pm
Next to your Beta Max? Ya know...right underneath your 8-track and to the left of your Victrola.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 25th, 2007 at 9:30am X wrote on Jun 24th, 2007 at 1:27pm:
Bahahaha, classic! -b0b (...thinks a new legend has been born.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 25th, 2007 at 11:33am
/bows
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 25th, 2007 at 4:54pm
Alright, I definitely think this qualifies as "Random Stupidity."
http://cgi.ebay.com/A-POTATO-CHIP-SHAPED-LIKE-THE-EYE-OF-SAURON-LOTR-WEIRD_W0QQitemZ250131513247QQihZ015QQcategoryZ29799QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Yes folks, that's right, if you order now you can own your very own "Eye of Sauron" shaped potato chip! -b0b (...bets it will be nothing more than greasy crumbs when it arrives.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 26th, 2007 at 4:20pm Quote:
That's a 4% lead, gentlemen! 27% versus 23%! Have you noticed that the mainstream media still acts as though he's non-existent? -b0b (...Thompson for President!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 26th, 2007 at 5:56pm
I still want the national media to put Ron Paul on their list...they have him at 1% because he's not allowed to be chosen in the polls.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:05am Quote:
You can't tell me that a 4 y/o can make such a racket that they have to land the plane like he was some terrorist. Also, where is this kid's parents? If he's 4 he shouldn't be flying alone and if they are there....then they needed to pushed out one of the plane's exits. On another subject...has anyone been hearing much about this "fairness doctrine" the Dems are trying to push? I just heard Kerry talk about how they need it for AM radio. I thought the govt wanted free trade and leave businesses alone. That's why Air America tanked and Rush Limbaugh is the number 1 AM radio show. It seems like the people who support the Dems don't want to hear them talk anymore than the rest of us. But I was wondering if this was only for AM radio or what? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 27th, 2007 at 12:01pm
That child's parents should've beaten the ever-loving crap out of him/her. Failing that, the other passengers should've beaten the parents senseless for not keeping their child in line, thereby causing all of them an unnecessary and unwanted diversion and an unwanted overnight stay in a foreign airport.
-b0b (...points out that Air America sucked.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 27th, 2007 at 4:05pm
http://www.bloggernews.net/18108
Umm...ya...ya see...the reason why women are sluts today are because woman have grown up without a male presence...so umm...this is the state destroying the family itself! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 28th, 2007 at 11:03am Quote:
I don't know how it is in Europe, but over here I think it is established in most peoples' minds that the whole death camp thing was a German idea. You just can't rename something like that. I suppose it could be worse. The Polish government could be selling naming rights to the prison in the same way football stadium names are auctioned off. I can see it know, "Volkswagen Death Camp and Amusement Park." By the way, I've decided to rename Tiananmen Square to Giant Orgy Fest 2008. I hope that's okay with everyone. I also heard the Japanese are planning on renaming Iwo Jima. If memory serves, they're going to call it Iwo To, which was its original name. The name "Iwo Jima" was supposedly misinterpreted by the US Navy. The way I see it, too many Marines paid for that island and too much time has passed. It should remain Iwo Jima. -b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 28th, 2007 at 11:19am Quote:
Actually it was the commander of the JAPANESE army that misinterpreted their own language Iwo Toa (the name they are going to change it to) and Iwo Jima are represented by the same characters in Japanese. As Colbert said, "Even Japan doesn't understand Japanese!" X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 28th, 2007 at 11:45am
Yeah, well, I was close. In my defense, I read the article ages ago.
-b0b (...almost nailed it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:36pm Quote:
Funny...that's what Spanky said about you X (wow that came out of no where) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jun 28th, 2007 at 2:36pm
there is no almost with wes's mom!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:09pm
Thats surprising. With her bulk, it can be more of a hit-and-miss situation.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:11pm
Well if you treat her fat folds like you would you're guaranteed to not miss
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:26pm
Well, if you spray her down like a fire hose, you're almost guaranteed to hit the target sooner or later.
-b0b (...realizes not all men have that ability.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:05am Quote:
Hmm and here I thought that RIAA and the companies were all about what's best for the artists? I'm no fan of Prince, and if I got his CD in the paper...I'd cancel my subscription. This goes to show you that artists hold none of their own rights in that biz. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 29th, 2007 at 10:10am
What a bunch of whiny morons. If he wants to give his CD away for free, all the more power to him.
-b0b (...would probably cancel his subscription, too.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 29th, 2007 at 11:59am Quote:
Ya know...I went to NYC. It was pretty cool but I understand what people mean when they say bad things about the city. I'm also glad that I went there and took the pictures I wanted do before this. NYC might loose a lot of tourism if they go for this and enforce it. It's funny; NYC CCTV's their citizens...yet the citizens won't be able to do it to them. Odd how fascism works huh? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 29th, 2007 at 12:50pm
It definitely sounds like a one way street to me.
-b0b (...bets the permits won't be free for long.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 29th, 2007 at 4:45pm Quote:
Why didn't they have something like this when we were kids? -b0b ("...this one time, at bomb camp...") |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 2nd, 2007 at 10:43am Quote:
Wow, I don't see any conflict of interest there at all! This is yet another example of people existing to provide a state with riches, not a state existing to provide its people with freedom. -b0b (...remembers to slow down in Virginia.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 2nd, 2007 at 11:18am
He should be fired, thats insane.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 2nd, 2007 at 1:24pm
I hope everyone who gets a ticket fights it all the way up to a jury trial...let's see how bad the courts will be then. And what should they argue you ask?
Why the 8th Amendment...no cruel or unusual punishment. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 2nd, 2007 at 2:34pm
I hope they do that too pat. 15mph over = 1 year in jail. That is some bullshit, not to mention the fines and now taxes on it.
Long as they are going this route, going too slow on the freeway (which I feel is MORE dangerous than speeding, take that old people!) should be punishable by cutting off your legs. And changing lanes without signaling (HAH!), they kill your kids (is that really a punishment?). And finally tailgating, they make you watch the view for one hour or till you die... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 2nd, 2007 at 2:43pm
Yeah, making them watch The View would definitely constitute cruel and unusual punishment, especially if it was the last season with Rosie O'Donnell.
-b0b (...shudders at the thought.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 2nd, 2007 at 2:59pm
I always thought that tailgaters should be tied to a front end of a car and followed as close as some of these people do at 120 miles per hour...I hate tailgaters more than I do stupid bikers and speeders
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 2nd, 2007 at 8:33pm
The greatest dramatic reading of all time! You'll need speakers for this one.
http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ -b0b (...mentions that for the rest of you that surf the forums at work.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 2nd, 2007 at 9:56pm
Ha ha this was hilarious...although he sounds more like a pirate...which is cool.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 3rd, 2007 at 1:07pm Quote:
This is why no one should believe Hinduism. If you are a goddess I really don't think a) you need permission from your subjects and b) you can loose your goddessness just by going overseas without permission. What's the point of being a goddess if you have to listen to your minions? Did Blowfeld do what his minions said? How about Dr. No? Goldfinger? President Bush? No! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 4th, 2007 at 12:12pm
http://www.zeropaid.com/news/story.php?id=8877
Looks like the MPAA is up to their own tricks. They made a site that not only catches you dlin illegal videos but also scans your computer for other copyrighted material. Two things: 1) Isn't it illegal to scan someone's computer without a warrant or their knowledge? Couldn't they be sued for hacking? 2) If the MPAA represents media holders. And media holders can make free their own content. Then isn't downloading from this site the only legal file sharing out there? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 10th, 2007 at 6:13pm
Ahh Catholic dogma at its finest.
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So then what Pope Paul II said in the infallibility about other Christians who aren't Catholic being true churches is off set by Pope Benedix's infallibility? Ooo sorry Catholic church...you have imploded from your stupidity. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 11th, 2007 at 8:43am
haha bob isn't a real Christian!
Take that! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 11th, 2007 at 10:51am
Well seeing as I was once Catholic maybe I'll just go to Purgatory and be punished for my sins for a while and then I get to go to Heaven.
As long as the correct answer isn't Mormonism...I'm good. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 11th, 2007 at 11:35am
I don't think Purgatory is going to help you, Stewie. Sooner or later Benedict will get around to banishing it.
-b0b (...is surprised he hasn't already.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 11th, 2007 at 11:37am
No, see he's just undoing everything Vatican II did. That means all those unbaptized babies are going to leave God and go back to Limbo!
God is going to be pissed at Benedict! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 11th, 2007 at 12:03pm
Maybe he'll throw
-b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 11th, 2007 at 12:37pm
Just think that hole occurred because Wes' mom sneezed and jumped a bit...just think if she was sky diving!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 12th, 2007 at 6:27pm
Have you ever wondered what you could blend with a $400 blender? Anything you want!
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=ezcheese -b0b (...wants one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 13th, 2007 at 2:57pm
Save the world by doing absolutely nothing!
http://www.freecarbonoffsets.com/ -b0b (...registered for 10,000.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 13th, 2007 at 3:04pm
Isn't it ironic that you have to use an electrical device (somehow that's a source of carbon) and you can print your certificates...on PAPER NONE THE LESS!!! Al Gore is always telling us to turn off our computers...well don't they have to leave their servers and their computers on so we can get our free carbon offsets?
Ooo irony!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 13th, 2007 at 3:18pm
...you do know that was a parody, right?
-b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 13th, 2007 at 7:42pm
...Yes Bob I know...I just thought it was funny to enhance the parody. Yes, because having free carbon offsets wouldn't help anyone.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 16th, 2007 at 11:52am
Can anybody tell what's wrong with this picture?
-b0b (...snickers.) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 16th, 2007 at 12:15pm
clip backwards? odd
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 16th, 2007 at 12:57pm
Well at least it's better than pointing the gun backwards. Hopefully the clip being backwards won't force a round in the chamber...I've seen enough Elmer Fudd cartoons to know...that would be bad.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 16th, 2007 at 4:14pm
Fortunately, there is no way to chamber a round backward. The rear of the cartridge is larger than the front (which is what prevents the cartridge from falling out through the barrel) so if the cartridge entered the chamber backward, it wouldn't get seated. As such, the chamber closure safety would prevent the trigger from engaging the firing pin. Even if the firing pin did fall, it'd simply hit the bullet, not the primer, leaving nothing more than a dent.
A lot of people thought the picture was a Photoshop touch-up because they didn't think you could insert a magazine backward. Some guy on AR15.com posted a video to prove them wrong, showing that you can insert a magazine backward with a bit of work. You have to insert it at an angle (like an AK47 magazine) and rock it up into the mag well. -b0b (...can post a link to the video if someone wants it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 17th, 2007 at 9:56am Quote:
What a load of crap. -b0b (...thinks it really takes the cake... and recycles it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 17th, 2007 at 10:34am
hmm that would really make you wonder what they put in hot dogs...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 17th, 2007 at 10:49am
Or, more appropriately, what they don't put in hot dogs!
-b0b (...ba dum bum!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 17th, 2007 at 4:57pm Quote:
At least they didn't have to call in a tug boat! -b0b (...500 frickin' pounds? Stop eating!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 17th, 2007 at 5:42pm
He's not fat! He is jolly.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 18th, 2007 at 9:21am
If that is true, than your mother must be Santa Claus!
By the way, I've heard the new Harry Potter book has been leaked on the Intertron. It's available on Pirate Bay. -b0b (...thinks you might be gay if you download it, though.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 18th, 2007 at 10:28am
it's too late, your already gay bob.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 18th, 2007 at 11:11am
Great comeback, pie face!
-b0b (...ooooooooh!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 18th, 2007 at 2:08pm
To bring back an 80s put down..."Smooth move ex-lax!"
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 18th, 2007 at 2:29pm
why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 18th, 2007 at 2:59pm
Boondock Saints quote
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 18th, 2007 at 3:09pm
this isn't word association noob!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 18th, 2007 at 3:59pm
Ooh, bring it!
-b0b (...!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 18th, 2007 at 4:09pm
OH it's already done been broughten!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 18th, 2007 at 4:30pm
What do you think this is? A Cheerocracy?!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 18th, 2007 at 5:14pm
WTF is wrong with you people!?!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 18th, 2007 at 5:18pm
briney is what us freaks call a 'norm'
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 18th, 2007 at 5:19pm
What Briney means is..why are you watching spoofs of Bring It On when you can be watching Crossroads?!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 18th, 2007 at 5:18pm
WTF is crossroads?
too lazy for imdb |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 19th, 2007 at 7:28am
Oh, whatever. If you think you're going to fool us by pretending you've never seen Crossroads, you're full of it!
-b0b (...attempts to disbelieve!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 19th, 2007 at 8:21am
This might just be the most awesome auction I've ever seen on eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270146164488 A real, working Nazi Enigma cipher machine from World War II. How crazy is that? -b0b (...would sell both of his kidneys for that thing.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 19th, 2007 at 8:26am
very cool, but 14 grand holy shit!
and why didn't you say crossroads was the movie where britney spears was supposed to show her breasts but never freaking did! imdb has all the answers! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 19th, 2007 at 9:44am
Dude, I'd be really surprised if that thing sold for less than $250,000. It seems to me that it'd fetch at least $2-3 million dollars at a proper auction.
-b0b (...would love to own one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 19th, 2007 at 1:41pm
That machines belongs in a museum! I hope the person selling that gets bit in the balls by a small person....or is really, really poor
Also I have seen Crossroads...and it was pretty funny to see Britney Spears try and pretend she was a goody-goody and wasn't self involved. It's was kinda like Glitter. I also plan on watching Crossroads again...this time with the help of Mike Nelson and his Rifftraxs. X (Along with many other bad movies) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 19th, 2007 at 2:01pm
...like Battlefield Earth?
-b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 19th, 2007 at 2:43pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 21st, 2007 at 3:37pm
Umm excuse me Rudy...what would you do to help combat AIDS/HIV?
Rudy - Ummm...9....11? Yes, 9/11 Crowd - *Applause* http://www.iowaindependent.com/showDiary.do;jsessionid=5DF57E5B1682301098B3CB1EE0DEE630?diaryId=608 |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 23rd, 2007 at 12:46pm
Balloon cops may soon help clear traffic jams!
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/05/04/balloon-cops-may-clear-traffic-jams/ -b0b (...is game.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 24th, 2007 at 8:34am Quote:
Suck it, Sheehan! You know, I wouldn't really mind if she won Pelosi's seat. Whereas Pelosi actually has some sway in Congress, Sheehan is so insane that she'll never stand a chance of having any real effect. -b0b (...cheers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 24th, 2007 at 3:58pm
Watch out, Chuck Norris, here comes RAMBO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgKaAeGfOyA I haven't watched the trailer with sound yet (since I'm at work), but it looks pretty cool. -b0b (...not Die Hard cool, but still cool nonetheless.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 27th, 2007 at 2:41pm Quote:
Oh no! Court-sponsored furries! -b0b (...chicken gave me an expired coupon!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 27th, 2007 at 3:18pm *Shivers* |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 27th, 2007 at 3:28pm
That is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
-b0b (...outside of Wes's mom's bedroom, anyway.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 29th, 2007 at 9:06pm Quote:
Now I'm no Bible scholar...well at least not at an accredited school...but I don't think Jesus ever busted out stun guns and/or choked people when He exorcised demons. I also believe that if someone is to exorcise demons they might want to invoke Jesus...just a bit. Since...ya know...STUN GUNS AND CHOKING DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 30th, 2007 at 9:54am
They obviously weren't choking hard enough.
-b0b (...duh!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 30th, 2007 at 11:19am Quote:
Now if you were reporting this story would you just rehash the exact same article you did when you found out the little girl died and just change the first paragraph? Or would you ask...ohhh....HOW DID A 49 Y/O MAN DIE IN THIS SITUATION?! Umm excuse me officers? Ya...how did this guy just all of a sudden die?! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 30th, 2007 at 11:48am
...heart attack? I feel absolutely no remorse over that man's death.
-b0b (...suck it, grandpa.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 30th, 2007 at 12:38pm
No neither do I...I just feel that it's weird that the guy dies but they don't even say..."the cause of death has yet to be determined" or "the police beat the crap out of him so much his heart exploded"...something like that.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 8:13am
Have you guys heard about the bridge collapsing in Minneapolis last night? Crazy stuff!
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kstp.com/kstpImages/Bridge1.jpg www.kare11.com/assetpool/images/0781193245_bridge_down_hd.jpg That's really crazy. I'll keep this thread updated as I find more information. -b0b (...wowza.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 8:35am
Apparently, the bridge was under construction at the time of the collapse. It is reported that over fifty cars are in the river.
More to come. -b0b (...nods.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 9:02am Quote:
The local TV news feed, KSTP, is reporting 6 confirmed dead, 40 injured. -b0b (...suxor.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 9:13am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 9:46am
Wait the news didn't tell me if they suspect terrorism because we all know we have to hear if the authorities suspect terrorists for every car accident and especially anything that happens in NYC.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 10:09am
it wasn't terrorism, it was poor construction planning
damn civils! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 10:21am X wrote on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 9:46am:
Actually, it seems to me as if the .Gov announces "this wasn't terrorism" within an hour of the event occurring. Over on AR15.com, people were making wagers as to how long it would be before the Department of Now tell me, how the heck does DHS know whether or not this was a terrorist event only an hour after the collapse? DHS should keep their mouth shut until a group of engineers can shed some light on what caused the catastrophe. -b0b (...boggles.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 10:26am
ya and on 9/11 it took them a couple hours to announce that it was Bin Laden and heres the photos of the 19 hijackers, yee haw!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 12:28pm
well no explosions usually means no terrorists, they had on the news loud groans of the I beams bending or twisting right before it fell. This to me says they just put too much weight on the wrong parts of the bridge during construction. I would have announced it wasn't terrorists within 5 minutes with that and be 99% sure I was right.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 12:42pm
no see its those terrorist engineers, they build things just a bit off, and then bam!
No but seriously when I see engineers in school cutting corners and barely passing I start fearing for my life when going in buildings, over bridges, etc. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 12:42pm
The first reports said that a jack hammer was shaking the bridge. I think they must have done something really bad if you can feel a jackhammer on that size of a bridge.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 12:59pm
I dunno Mythbusters got an old bridge to oscillate slightly with a steady thumping at the right frequency.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 1:18pm
That was an entire brigade of soldiers marching in step though.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 2:25pm
Most engineers do good work, because their drawings/building plans have to go through a PE before they even go out to a construction company. Most all buildings/bridges that fail do so because of the construction not being to spec, not the plans. Unlike the Tacoma Narrows, putting a light, thin bridge in a high wind area...thats just stupid. As far as the jackhammer shaking the bridge, yes thats what a jackhammer does, that is its job. And if a jackhammer took the whole bridge down, then it probaly needed to be completely rebuilt anyway.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 6:25pm Quote:
no they took teslas earthquake machine and pounded a little hammer thing on an abandoned steel bridge till it was tuned to the bridge... it shook bottled water a hundred feet away. hehe they were creeped out. It obviously didnt create an earthquake but they got the structure to vibrate a bit with just a tiny little hammer dealie. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 6:51pm
There were different tests....BRINEY!!!
:P X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 3rd, 2007 at 2:07pm
Well, this definitely qualifies as "random stupidity."
Three men were arrested today in New York Harbor after attempting to disembark in a homemade submarine of some sort. The .Gov has already calmed our fears by announcing it was not linked to terrorism. http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3444500&page=1 -b0b (...bam!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 3rd, 2007 at 2:25pm
Is it illegal to make your own submarine?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 3rd, 2007 at 3:25pm
No, but it is illegal to embark on a water vehicle that isn't seaworthy. It's also illegal to come within a specified distance of other boats over a certain size, such as the Queen Mary II.
I've read that both men have been ticketed and released, and their sub has been impounded. -b0b (...nothing to see here.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 3rd, 2007 at 4:54pm
LOL try calling that into the Coast Guard.
'Uhh ya we need your help impounding a submarine". X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 6th, 2007 at 10:50am Quote:
It definitely sounds more effective than forcing an officer to take a day of paid leave (vacation) as punishment! -b0b (...hmm.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 7th, 2007 at 2:59pm Quote:
Ouch, that's gotta hurt. I can't say this is unexpected, though, considering we're talking about the UN. -b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 8th, 2007 at 9:29am Quote:
Hitler was a hypocrite? Whodathunkit? -b0b (...rocks.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 8th, 2007 at 9:45am
Hitler ment well, he just started with the wrong people...
lets go after the asianses! (they are tricksy!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 8th, 2007 at 11:50am
I always thought Hitler would be a better guy if he tried to exterminate lepricons. I'll teach you to hide your delicious lucky charms on me you bastards!!!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 10th, 2007 at 9:10am Quote:
Although I hope the perpetrators are caught, this article might have the best title I've ever seen! -b0b (...well, in the top 10 anyway.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 10th, 2007 at 11:09am Quote:
I knew Apple users were freakin' crazy, but that takes the cake. -b0b (...wonders whatever happened to styluses?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 10th, 2007 at 9:36pm Quote:
Well after Apple users were loosing so many of them in their pee holes...Apple just said no to them. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 15th, 2007 at 8:31am Quote:
This might go down in history as one of the greatest lawsuits of all time, bar none. -b0b (...rofflehoused.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 15th, 2007 at 4:31pm
The ultimate in computer case hacking! Some Japanese gadgeteers shoved a small form factor PC into a Super Famicon (Japanese SNES) case!
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/windows/super-nintendo-violated-with-a-vista-install-289230.php -b0b (...could've done without the gold signatures, though.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 16th, 2007 at 1:48pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 16th, 2007 at 3:15pm
So let me get this right...you DON'T sleep with your uncle when your a child?
pat help! help! I got the molestered! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 16th, 2007 at 3:18pm
*Embraces Spanky* There...there...shhh...you can sleep with me tonight *opens covers for him to climb in*....you can trust me...I'll help you...
X [smiley=Kiss.gif] |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 16th, 2007 at 3:34pm
Nasty!
-b0b (...blech.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 16th, 2007 at 4:16pm
hmmm last time I trusted you pat I ended up in a jewish "happy oven".
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 16th, 2007 at 6:21pm
I thought you said "Pass me into a crematorium" I didn't know you said, "Pass me the cream"!
X (An honest mistake) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 17th, 2007 at 3:29pm Quote:
Wow, and I thought FedEx was expensive... -b0b (...is in the wrong line of business.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 20th, 2007 at 2:17pm Quote:
As long as it can get the car up to 88mph, I'm fine! -b0b (...back to the future!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 25th, 2007 at 1:55am Quote:
This is just sick. First of all, what will happen if some kid doesn't have a dollar, then isn't the school responsible for that student from being truant? Second, why don't they just raise the taxes that are suppose to pay for school $1 per person? Also, what if they want to charge $50/day? What will happen to the lower income families who can't even afford lunch for their kids? This is just like asking people to pay money to vote because paper cost a lot of money. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 25th, 2007 at 11:13am
So, the school moves two whole miles, and they need to start charging a fee to make up the difference? I know diesel is expensive these days and buses don't get very good gas mileage, but two miles isn't exactly a long journey.
Moreover, if the bus budget is sufficient to cover the increased mileage already, why do they think they need to make up the difference with what is essentially a use tax? I'd bet good money that this "bus fee" was never mentioned when the school board was lobbying voters to approve this new high school they built. -b0b (...grrrs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 29th, 2007 at 1:38pm Quote:
This story goes along with the image I posted earlier. -b0b (...wows!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 30th, 2007 at 3:36pm Quote:
Bahaha, idiots! -b0b (...suck it!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 31st, 2007 at 2:47pm
Thompson is officially announcing!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20517462/ -b0b (...ponders the reasoning behind an announcement announcement.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 2nd, 2007 at 10:39pm
If I was him I'd say the following:
"I am here today to make a big announcement....first of all I want to thank the people who gave me $13 million dollars. Since I haven't declared yet, your secrets are safe with me. Thanks for the money, suckers...PEACE OUT!" *drops the mic* people stare in shock...and I'd go off to the Bahamas for a few years! X (Ta daaa!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 4th, 2007 at 3:44pm Quote:
That's too bad. I hope they find him safe and sound. He's truly a pioneer, and we don't have nearly enough pioneers these days. -b0b (...Godspeed!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 5th, 2007 at 8:42am Quote:
I'm absolutely shocked that China isn't producing a quality product! Who would've thought that China's quality control would be lackluster at $0.10/hour? -b0b (...next!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 5th, 2007 at 9:21am
I ate my Barbie now I wetated :(
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 10th, 2007 at 2:38pm
If you need gas, buy it now! Somebody on AR15.com just posted a breaking story about a series of explosions in a Mexican gas pipeline. Mexico supplies 10-12% of all US oil, so this could be fairly significant. As soon as I can find a web article about it I'll post it.
There was also a pipeline explosion in Turkey today... Quote:
-b0b (...day before 9/11!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 10th, 2007 at 2:41pm
More wackiness...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 10th, 2007 at 3:03pm
Even more...
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-b0b (...word.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 10th, 2007 at 3:09pm Quote:
Salty burger is salty? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 10th, 2007 at 3:23pm
I'm really, really hoping there is more to that story than meets the eye.
-b0b (...wow.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 10th, 2007 at 3:29pm Quote:
Well since they get a craptastic job on the earlier video the CIA...I mean Al CIA-eda...has to put out a better one. Quote:
Their fries are salty too, and their shakes are made of potatoes which are also salty...can I have them arrested too? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 11th, 2007 at 11:16am Quote:
How about if the FCC really wants to help out the consumer they want to push technology forward. So instead of requiring cable companies to be able to connect TVs from the 1960s they go to TV manufacturers and have develop some trade in discounts. Of course, if they did that I would think to myself "Wow...that FCC...I've had a change of heart...I really like them". Then Jesus would appear and a lot of shiznitz would go down...and God doesn't want that happening quite yet. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 11th, 2007 at 1:36pm
Somebody has some rage issues...
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Yes, Mr. Thug, your loud ghetto music is annoying. If you want to blow your eardrums out listening to crap thats fine but leave the rest of the world out of it. Hell, your music is usually so loud its vibrating the panels off your crappy car anyway. -b0b (...idiot.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 12th, 2007 at 4:21pm Quote:
And what would this story be without a picture... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Sep 12th, 2007 at 4:42pm
*slow clap on the picture*
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 12th, 2007 at 5:45pm
So Canada had a school killing that involved a knife. What is Canada's solution? Ban guns!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 12th, 2007 at 5:52pm
Yeah, let's ban handguns! That'll definitely reduce the number of school... stabbings?
-b0b (...WTF?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 13th, 2007 at 9:22am
Yeah, get rid of handguns, thats what you need...not parenting, no that's just stupid.
is a deep burn but it was needed... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 14th, 2007 at 11:04am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 20th, 2007 at 2:00pm Quote:
Sad but true. And I work with Pedro, he still doesn't speak English. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 20th, 2007 at 2:28pm Quote:
The same is probably true for half the people we went to school with! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 20th, 2007 at 7:42pm Quote:
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Ahh I see...if the sexes were reversed here there is no way in hell that the 16 y/o would be arrested. It would be "the man forced the poor little girl into it. She's the victim here". However, since the 16 y/o is a male he must be arrested. If anything I bet she gets off (pun intended) and he doesn't. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 21st, 2007 at 8:38am Quote:
So the 16 year old was arrested and being charged with video taping sex with a minor? Wow, almost all hope is lost for our law enforcement. Fix it stewie! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 21st, 2007 at 1:18pm
*Rolls up sleeves, cracks knuckles, pulls out my pocket Constitution*
Let's roll! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 22nd, 2007 at 1:00am
All three of them need to be shot for wasting my oxygen. Next!
-b0b (...certainly is efficient, if nothing else.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 25th, 2007 at 8:57am
I wanted to share a post with you guys from my IT Ethics class. This week, we're discussing the Internet advertising ethics, including the market impact of pop-up ads, flash advertisements, and fee-based search engine optimization.
One of the responses to the subject of search engine prioritizing (where a company pays to have their site listed higher for a certain word or search string) was downright scary, and is indicative of where this country is going. Unfortunately, most of my classmates agreed with her, and I was really the only voice speaking against her stance. Here's her post... Quote:
Here's my response. I couldn't openly tell her she was an idiot, since it was a monitored discussion. Quote:
What do you guys think about her post? What is going to happen when our generation assumes control of the world? -b0b (...wonders if he missed anything?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 25th, 2007 at 1:39pm
Bravo, Bravo...excellent response.
I think the same things going to happen to our generation that happened to our parents hippy generation. Once some hippies became rich they will want the middle class to share with the lower class so that we have a limited socialist system. Just as long as they don't have to share. Our generation will be easier because we have no "great cause" we're against. We just agree with our former hippy professors. Once some people in our generation become rich we won't hear anything more about sharing money with others (as far as a redistribution of wealth...not the "give unto others" reasons) and you don't find too many hippy youths today and if you do most of them are stoners and their opinions don't matter anyways. The only thing I think will change from this generation to our generation is that their will probably be less racist attitudes...and that's about it. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 26th, 2007 at 10:41am Quote:
The next time an earthquake rocks San Francisco and they call on the military for assistance, I hope the Marines tell the city to suck it. -b0b (...thinks it's time to build a fence - around California.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 26th, 2007 at 1:44pm Quote:
Technically they call the national guard, not the military. Because, supposedly, there's suppose to be Posse Comitatus...but ya know...we're suppose to have habeas corpus and freedom of protest and right to a lawyer, trial, jury, representation...and we know how well that's going. I say we just hire illegals in NV to start chipping away at the board that connects CA to the rest of the states and watch it slide into the ocean...I think it'd be fun to see if CA could get itself operational as it's own country. Let's see you solve the power crisis now Arnold! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 26th, 2007 at 5:03pm
Who wants a missile base? I do, I do!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-Base-Central-Washington_W0QQitemZ190132455924QQihZ009QQcategoryZ1607QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem -b0b (...is spent.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 27th, 2007 at 8:44am Quote:
I'm so glad the author went through the trouble of defining "cough" for me. I was a bit confused. -b0b (...coughs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 27th, 2007 at 2:39pm
It almost sounded like a bad intro to a graduation speech.
"Webster's dictionary defined graduation as a change in ones life...." X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 28th, 2007 at 9:40am Quote:
-b0b (...thinks that other baby looks terrified.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 28th, 2007 at 11:02am
Holy Crap! He is trying to eat that smaller baby!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 28th, 2007 at 1:26pm
Why does Russia just leave these kids naked in the hospital...don't they think they should at least allow their newborns to know some warmth before they have to leave the hospital to Russia...what? are they expect these kids to work in the gulags in Siberia...ahhh!
Comrades...I kid...these are no gulags anymore *Russian laugh*...the Soviet Union loves it's people...I MEAN RUSSIA!!! Russia loves its people and everyone is happy. Communism works...CAPITALISM....I mean capitalism is good to us...dah! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 28th, 2007 at 2:29pm
I frickin' love Russia. Sure, they might be pinko commie bastards, but they make some excellent firearms! I own four (an M44, two SKS's, and an AK-47), and hope to own a fifth within a year!
I want a Dragunov chambered in 7.62x54R. It's a beautiful gun and I've wanted one for years. So sexy! -b0b (...attaches a picture.) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 1st, 2007 at 12:36pm Quote:
Hmmm, this gives me an idea....Bob, come 'ere! *hides his spray and lighter* |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 1st, 2007 at 1:28pm
This calls for a ban on guns, axes, knives, and deodorant in Canada!
Wait...won't that make them Mexico?! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 1st, 2007 at 1:46pm
Yes, but they'd speak Freaky Deeky French instead of Spanish.
-b0b (...thinks he might actually prefer that.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 1st, 2007 at 2:07pm
I would much rather trust a guy who speaks Spanish than a guy who holds his cigarette with his thumb and pointer finger and who mocks me while driving women crazy with accent!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 1st, 2007 at 3:32pm
I wouldn't trust a spanish guy with my pens...because most all of them were stolen!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 1st, 2007 at 4:57pm
I can't tell you how badly I want to modify your post and change "pens" to "penis."
-b0b (...can't bring himself to do it, though.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 1st, 2007 at 5:21pm
I actually figured you would...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 2nd, 2007 at 4:23pm Quote:
That's pretty freakin' cool, if you ask me! Of course, it won't really "fly" since the wings aren't going to provide any lift, but that's beside the point! -b0b (...thinks they need to do a 1:1 scale model of the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-E next.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 3rd, 2007 at 8:30am Quote:
Although trespassing isn't cool, that's got to be one of the craziest stunts I've ever seen. More pictures here: http://www.trummerkind.com/mall/Living_in_the_Mall.html -b0b (...neat-o.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 5th, 2007 at 4:06pm Quote:
Ooh, fail. In response, I think I'm going to download a gig of mp3's. Who is with me? -b0b (...well, at least an album or two.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 5th, 2007 at 4:17pm
That would mean I'd have to find a group today that doesn't suck....hmm sorry can't do it.
Still...FIGHT THE POWER! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 7th, 2007 at 9:19pm
I thought this was an entertaining write up.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 12th, 2007 at 8:53am Quote:
Will the defendant please rise. You are charged with giving the officer a Wet Willie. On that charge, the jury finds the defendant guilty. You are hereby sentenced to a noogie, two wedgies, and 3 Indian burns. The Indian burns will be served consecutively. -b0b (...can't help but to laugh.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 17th, 2007 at 4:35pm Quote:
Bahahaha! Suck it, hippies! -b0b (...wonders if they'll be tarred and feathered?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 22nd, 2007 at 2:02pm Quote:
Bahahaha, they just blew up San Francisco! -b0b (...should really be more compassionate.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Oct 22nd, 2007 at 4:15pm
being compassionate and california do not go in the same sentence.
ever. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 23rd, 2007 at 1:40pm Quote:
This makes no sense. This is saying a number of different things that are not logical. 1. Catholics don't wear condoms yet they'll have sex outside of marriage? I think in the big scheme of things having sex outside of marriage is a bigger sin than not listening to the Pope. 2. Gay people are listening to the Pope and having sex without condoms but they won't listen to him about how they shouldn't be gay? I don't buy anything the UN tries and sells...but come on guys...come up with something better than this! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 25th, 2007 at 8:31am
Color 3D printers! For the love of all that is holy, I want one!
http://www.zcorp.com/Products/3D-Printers/155/spage.aspx Check out the "video" link on the right side menu. The stuff this printer can make is absolutely amazing - and it is 3D! -b0b (...bets Briney will have a heart attack.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 25th, 2007 at 8:57am
Duuuuuuddde I want one!
... Ack! My heart! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 25th, 2007 at 8:57am
I can hear bob now "she is a real girl, she is in 3d!"
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 25th, 2007 at 9:00am
Good idea, Spanky. I could make my own Real Doll's by the truckload!
-b0b (...wonders how he could make the integrated voice?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 25th, 2007 at 9:56am
Hide an asian inside it.
...they don't have souls, no worries. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 25th, 2007 at 10:02am
I suppose that would also double as an integrated cleaning kit.
-b0b (...ponders.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 30th, 2007 at 10:22am Quote:
The item was pulled from eBay, unfortunately. If nothing else, this was easily one of the funniest stories I've ever read! -b0b (...thinks it is definitely in the running.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 30th, 2007 at 12:59pm
HAHA! they never see the surprise buttsecks coming!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 30th, 2007 at 3:17pm Quote:
Hilarious X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 30th, 2007 at 3:22pm
Stewie, how old is that article? I seem to remember reading the same thing quite a long time ago.
-b0b (...date check!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 30th, 2007 at 3:31pm
Meh found it online on Digg so who knows...I still see people passing off the fake photo of the shark eating the swimmer dude on the helicopter as something new.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 30th, 2007 at 3:40pm
http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/06/04/14/apple_calls_meeting_after_making_little_girl_cry.html
Wow, Stewie, April of 2006! That might be a new record! -b0b (...eighteen months!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 30th, 2007 at 4:10pm
and you're 90 years old. So, 1.5/90 = 0.0167. Doesn't seem so long now does it?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 30th, 2007 at 4:24pm
Ooh, aren't we fancy schmancy with our mathematical hoohaw?
-b0b (...is indignant.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 1st, 2007 at 12:27pm Quote:
How many new government employees have been hired to process pumpkin exemption paperwork? -b0b (...thinks there is no quenching government's thirst for the fruits of our labor.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 5th, 2007 at 2:52pm
Does anybody else see the problem with this movie poster?
Here's the Chinese version of the poster with the same picture of Will Smith... One of these pictures is not like the other. In one picture, Will Smith has an AR-15 (and a darn sexy one at that) slung over his shoulder. In the next, you can see the sling but no gun. What kind of retarded sniveling liberal pantywaist idiot Photoshops a gun out of a survival movie poster? -b0b (...GHEY.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 6th, 2007 at 11:54am
Look at this blasphemous teaching. I can't believe how many people who want to challenge the Bible think they can add stuff to an English version and think it'll make sense. Again, because The Bible is a translation we sometimes loose the sense and meaning of words that were written in Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic (example: there are three different types of love in the Bible - perfect love, friendship love, and physical lover - I could take the context of "Love your neighbor/enemy as yourself" to mean have sex with them...however I can go back to the actual language and see that's not the right kind of love.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 6th, 2007 at 1:31pm
Wow, that's got to be the most blatant example of liturgical reinterpretation I've ever seen - and that's saying something.
Jesus said divorce is bad, mmkay? -b0b (...thinks folks need to deal with it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 6th, 2007 at 1:52pm
Yea that was pretty bad.
To start a debate: A woman is abused. Divorce? or not? The guy turned sour over time. Can she remarry? Or the guy/girl you're with is just NOT your type and you rushed into it. Thoughts? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 6th, 2007 at 2:12pm MediaMaster wrote on Nov 6th, 2007 at 1:52pm:
Here's the correct way to handle the problem. The woman's father needs to shoot her husband, thereby making her a widow. Then, she's free to remarry. Sorry, was that Pharisaical of me? Quote:
Too bad, so sad. You made a lifelong commitment, and you're obligated to see it through to the bloody end. God isn't going to give you a pass on your marital vows simply because you've decided your spouse "isn't your type." -b0b (...doesn't have all the answers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 6th, 2007 at 2:31pm
Where does forgiveness come into play? The fact that people will look down on those that have remarried boggles my mind. We have all sinned. What about those that messed up, weren't paying attention to what God wanted, and just married someone that wasn't right for them? Then they get out of their backsliding state and realize their spouse is totally wrong for them, and not Godly at all. They should be paired with someone that brings down their faith the rest of their lives? Of course not.
We need to be forgiving and loving Christians. Its not a situation of absolutes anymore or we would all be absolutely going to hell anyway. Jesus died for us and by His blood we are forgiven for all of our sins, including adultery in the form of divorce. In my opinion, get right with God, repent, and get on with your life, with God and the Word as your guide. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 6th, 2007 at 2:56pm
Yeah, you're right, we shouldn't look down on those that have divorced. That's not our place. Even if it was our place, we should forgive them and move on.
However, that doesn't change the fact that divorce in most situations is a sin. That's a completely different topic. The Bible specifically says we shouldn't commit a sin simply because we know we'll be forgiven for it. If you're in a "bad" marriage that is "dragging down your faith," I think God would want you to do everything in your power to make things right. If you ditch your spouse simply because they don't know Christ as their savior, you're abandoning them in their greatest time of need. I personally can't imagine a greater or more influential witness than a godly spouse! Getting out of a marriage simply because your spouse isn't "godly" enough is a cop-out. Anybody that backs out of their marriage vows outside of a very narrow set of biblically-defined parameters is bailing on one of their greatest promises. -b0b (...realizes his opinion runs contrary to popular sentiment.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 6th, 2007 at 2:58pm
Moving this topic to the debate thread...
-b0b (...heads over.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 6th, 2007 at 5:04pm
The newest drug craze to hit the streets of the ghetto: Inhaling poo fumes!
PDF: http://www.glennbeck.com/news/Jenkem2.pdf Alrighty then. I'm fairly certain that huffing poo gas is a sign of the apocalypse. Now there will be turf wars over which gang controls the local dung pile. How long until its a felony to take a crap? Who came up with this? Some guy must have been sitting around thinking that he needed a high. "Maybe if I save some poo and bottle it up until it starts to ferment, and then inhale the fumes..." How long before human feces becomes a Schedule I drug? You had beans for lunch? Manufacturing! Up against the wall, scumbag! Walking your dog in the neighborhood and picking up after them? Distributing and transporting! Spread 'em! Does this mean that beans will now be removed from displays and only be sold from behind the counter? Will you have to be 21 to buy them? Will you be limited to a single 6oz can per day? -b0b (...dookie huffers? What will they think of next?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 7th, 2007 at 5:06am
This is the second story I've seen like this:
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I can understand school having rules about PDA...shoot, TR had enough people making out by their lockers that it still gives me the willies (I've never seen anyone unhinge their jaw and encompass a person's head quite like Kira Noland and Todd Mayer). However this is ridiculous. Students are getting in trouble for hugging their teachers first now it's their friends (not their bf or gf...just their friends). Does this mean that we can no longer play any sports where contact is involved? Football, cheerleading, tag, high fiving, passing some napkins and accidentally touching hands? If someone drops their papers should no one help them because that's a PDA? Ludacris...and not the rapper either. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 7th, 2007 at 7:32am
Cheerleading isn't a sport.
That is all. -b0b (...steps away.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 7th, 2007 at 8:10am
Well either is tag, high fiving, passing some napkins and accidentally touching hands that's why it's in a different sentence.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 7th, 2007 at 9:07am
I'm pretty sure that's a geek commandment, along with football.
-b0b (...thinks foosball is the devil.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 7th, 2007 at 10:53am
Also with football you'd have to have the coaches and the players expelled for slapping each others butts....ya know...maybe this isn't a bad policy.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 7th, 2007 at 2:33pm Quote:
That will buff right out. -b0b (...or maybe not.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 8th, 2007 at 11:27am Quote:
That's a new twist on the ol' "luckiest boy in the world" article. -b0b (...policewoman, eh?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 8th, 2007 at 11:32am
All that happened and no one stopped it, even when stripping occured?!! I'll go ahead and assume "horrified teacher" meant "intrigued teacher"
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 8th, 2007 at 11:43am
Yeah, there is definitely something wrong with that picture.
-b0b (...wonders if the teacher was male or female?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Nov 8th, 2007 at 12:52pm
That was almost JUST like a movie I downloaded, she was a strick policewoman and .... oops too much info!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 8th, 2007 at 1:23pm
Ahh, I see you're also a fan of Cops and Gangbangers 9.
-b0b (...thinks Spanky has good taste.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 8th, 2007 at 1:33pm
I think 9 got away from the storyline. I mean, I think we can all agree that while 1-4 were not the best movies out of them, they did set up the rest to be able to achieve greatness. I'm pretty sure we can agree that 7 is by far the best although many people argue that 11 is just as close. It's a wonderful series with a great story line. I watch it with my kids...after all...because of those movies...that's how they came about...IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN! *hint hint nudge nudge know what I'm sayin' know what I'm sayin*
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 8th, 2007 at 3:34pm
This is John Hagee claiming that Jesus was NOT the Messiah.
http://threshingfloor.onevoicemm.net/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/hagee-10-03-07.wmv Quote:
Billy Graham has also made similar claims as well as claims that Jesus isn't the only way. I know these two guys have done some good work for the church. However, it doesn't matter how much good work you do but who you say Jesus Christ is. Oh and "Pastor" Hagee maybe you should read your Bible from time to time: Mat 16:13 When Jesus came into the coasts of Caesarea Philippi, he asked his disciples, saying, Whom do men say that I the Son of man am? Mat 16:14 And they said, Some say that thou art John the Baptist: some, Elijah; and others, Jeremiah, or one of the prophets. Mat 16:15 He saith unto them, But whom say ye that I am? Mat 16:16 And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God. Mat 16:17 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Bar-jona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven. "Christ" in Greek means annointed one. However if you're going to refer to Jewish people you'd want to know what "annointed one" means in Hebrew. It means "Messiah". [smiley=Shocked.gif] It's, like, so amazing what you can do with a simple Bible! X (Thought this belonged in the appropriate thread) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 9th, 2007 at 9:10am
In Australia...Yes...means NO!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Nov 9th, 2007 at 11:11am
That is fucked up. That would be a great morning starter. Hey officer, yeah I went to that party and brought that girl home, what do you mean rape? I was drunk to, what do you mean too bad.
Rape is bad. It is forcing yourself pysically on a woman(I am sorry this whole verbally raped me thing is also bullshit). Going out to a random party, drinking, finding someone that drinking made look good and going home and doing the dirty (which you may see as bad) is NOT rape. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 9th, 2007 at 11:15am
This is such a sexist law. If I go out to a party and get wasted and some girl (who is also drunk) takes me home, why doesn't she get busted?
"Gender equality" my butt. -b0b (...LAME.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 9th, 2007 at 11:32am
there are some cases where girls cry rape on random guys and they go to prison. then we find out later she lied, and now that guy's reputation is ruined. That is super lame.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 9th, 2007 at 11:34am
Because you can't rape the willing?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 9th, 2007 at 11:57am X wrote on Nov 9th, 2007 at 11:34am:
That should be the TRHS student motto. -b0b (...wonders what the mascot would be?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 14th, 2007 at 9:33am Quote:
Heh, they said annal. -b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 15th, 2007 at 10:35am
All of your Page 86 are belong to me!
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This has to be the biggest waste of taxpayer funding I've ever heard of. Slap the guy with a $25 fine for not cleaning up his mess and let him go! I hope the attorney general gets canned for frivolous prosecution. Feral cats kill 3-5 million songbirds every year. They are not native to North America and are not "natural" to the habitat. Kill 'em all. -b0b (...would kill a feral cat on his property.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Nov 15th, 2007 at 11:11am
I very much dislike cats, I would have shot it...and I don't even care about the birds.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 15th, 2007 at 11:29am spanky wrote on Nov 15th, 2007 at 11:11am:
Yeah, I don't either, but it makes my position sound a little bit more supportable. -b0b (...has to think of the children.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 16th, 2007 at 4:49pm Quote:
Best prank ever! "Hey Toby I forgot my wrench up on four, go grab it for me will ya." "Sure, sure we'll wait for ya to come down...." -b0b (...thinks if he was in there when it 'sploded, he's still there.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 27th, 2007 at 8:54am Quote:
Wow, 24 people in one apartment? I guess I should stop complaining about how little room Meredith and I have! 24 down, 19,999,976 to go! -b0b (...thinks they must've been stacked like cord wood.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 29th, 2007 at 4:17pm
May I present to you the funniest article I've read in quite some time: The nine most bad-ass Bible verses.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html I can almost guarantee that you'll be laughing out loud by the time you're done reading this, so don't read it at work! -b0b (...roffled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 29th, 2007 at 4:28pm
May I present to you the funniest article I've read in quite some time: The nine most bad-ass Bible verses.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html I can almost guarantee that you'll be laughing out loud by the time you're done reading this, so don't read it at work! -b0b (...roffled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 30th, 2007 at 10:40am Quote:
Now that's what I call "thinking outside the box!" Good job, guys! -b0b (...is continually amazed at the stupidity of criminals.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Ironman on Dec 3rd, 2007 at 12:55pm
I thought this bit was interesting http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-06-07-evolution-debate_N.htm
25% polled think evolution and creationism are true. What the heck? 2+2=4 and 5? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 3rd, 2007 at 12:59pm
From the results of the poll, it looks like creationism won. Only 18% of respondents thought evolution was definitely true, while 44% thought it to be definitely false. On the other hand, 39% thought creationism was definitely true, and only 31% thought it definitely false.
In short, 44% of people are retards. -b0b (...cheers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 3rd, 2007 at 1:13pm
I'll agree with that 44% number...after all about 33% of Americans don't know the year that Sept. 11 happened. Could you just imagine in the 1950s having 1/3 of the American public not know what year Pearl Harbor was attacked?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 4th, 2007 at 4:02pm
Somebody on Arfcom posted this Craigslist personals ad. I think it might be Spanky's perfect woman.
http://tulsa.craigslist.org/w4m/496790994.html -b0b (...knows Spanky will have to think long and hard about that one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 4th, 2007 at 4:17pm
The title to that should read "woman in search of sugar daddy".
I should post one saying I need a woman between the ages of 23 and 35 (sorry thats the cut off), must be rich, able to cook, not want kids, and look like a supermodel. Hey, it's worth a shot, look at what she posted. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 4th, 2007 at 4:19pm
Wow...she should realize that she's not going to find her perfect man now. She should just settle for anyone.
I like the, I was a Christian so you must be one just in case I change my mind. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 4th, 2007 at 4:25pm Quote:
You know this makes perfect sense in a womans mind. *ducks* |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 5th, 2007 at 8:58am Quote:
Logic would dictate that if he was right, shouldn't he have been shot by now? ...also the next time he wants to spend a cool million and sound retarded, how about giving me the money and I will hit him in the head with a tack hammer. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 5th, 2007 at 10:58am
Jack Thompson is such a dumbass.
-b0b (...is amazed at the limits of human stupidity.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 5th, 2007 at 2:00pm
I got a small law question for Pat. So if it happened that I was driving along and this little riced out honda POS with a wigga behind the wheel came up and started tailgating me like crazy and I maybe stopped pulled him out of the car and beat him to death with a crowbar, would that be against the law?
...the more you know. Also I installed my hitch just now. Next time that happens they get a towhitch through their radiator. EDIT: Also it isn't violent video games that made me like this...It's all hondas fault. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 5th, 2007 at 2:19pm
What the heck is the hitch for, other than busting up radiators? What are you planning on towing with your 3 liters of gasoline burning fury?
-b0b (...is curious.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 5th, 2007 at 2:31pm
Nope, not towing anything. Just a little tailgating stopping action.
And by the way, for college my ranger towed all my possessions in a uhaul trailer just fine, so there! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 5th, 2007 at 2:41pm spanky wrote on Dec 5th, 2007 at 2:31pm:
I don't know about you, but I've found my black hitch extension (heh) is also quite handy for bruising shins. Unfortunately, my shin is the one most often bruised! -b0b (...should probably remove it some day.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 5th, 2007 at 2:56pm
When I had my POS van with no acceleration power I often felt like slamming on the breaks with tailgaters and just claim a deer jumped out in front of me.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 5th, 2007 at 3:01pm Quote:
If your legally obligated to find the person how the heck are you suppose to do that if it's illegal? I mean if they arrest you for picking up a lost wallet doesn't that mean it's illegal? Reminds me of an episode of *whispers* Sliders where Quinn gets set up to be on the Running Man-esk game show. X (Back when *whispers* Sliders use to be good) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 6th, 2007 at 2:48pm Quote:
This is only forestalling the eventual foreclosure of these homes. The debt on these house will still continue to grow. Will the .gov have to pay off their loan? There's another drop of accountability down the drain. When are we going to get back the good ol' days when people were responsible for their decisions? Except for two decent Supreme Court justices, Bush's second term has been an unmitigated disaster. I'd demand my vote back, but that would imply the other option was better. Quote:
Price controls aren't free. I absolutely guarantee you that we'll be paying for this one way or another. The .gov is just going to keep prolonging the housing bubble as long as they can instead of letting it pop. -b0b (...should've bought a house he couldn't afford so the .gov could bail him out.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 7th, 2007 at 7:37pm
Isn't it great that you own and control nothing that you own now?!
Quote:
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 7th, 2007 at 7:58pm
Well, I certainly won't be buying that network drive. It's a pity that Western Digital is doing this, because I've always been a huge fan of WD.
-b0b (...just dropped $100 on a 500GB WD drive last week.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 12th, 2007 at 12:16pm Quote:
We shouldn't judge them, they're just different! Come on, she deserved it... right? -b0b (...absolute savages, nothing more.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 12th, 2007 at 12:54pm
He has the right, given to him by his god by making him a man, to kill any woman he feels like. Come on, dinner isn't ready when you get home?! GET THE STONES!
btw, I don't have anger issues... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 12th, 2007 at 1:21pm
I heard...she even left the kitchen!!!
And even worse....I saw her big toe! .... naked!! X (It truly is the religion of peace!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 12th, 2007 at 1:29pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 12th, 2007 at 1:35pm
Am I the only one that is scared to click that link?
-b0b (...churning lotsa butter.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 12th, 2007 at 1:44pm
OHHH! Page not found!!!
BLAST YOU SPANKY!!! *Shakes fist at the heavens* How dare you tease me knowing I have a thing for Amish women's toes. /drool |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 12th, 2007 at 2:00pm
I should probably register that domain before some speculator grabs it up...
-b0b (...quoth the server, 404.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 12th, 2007 at 2:33pm
I see pat is fearless!
...I wonder how much money is to be had in pimping amish hoes, anyone else turned on by a woman that works on a farm all day and can probably lift you over her head? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 12th, 2007 at 2:34pm
There is something to be said for her decades of milking experience, too.
-b0b (...hides.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 12th, 2007 at 3:01pm
hmm touche.
But they are used to milking for hours, not 30 seconds. The disappointment shall be great. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 12th, 2007 at 3:08pm
30 whole seconds? Who needs foreplay?
-b0b (...done!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 12th, 2007 at 3:12pm
foreplay is important. If you don't she will never comeback for more...well unless you pay her. Hmm, can I have $1 million please. My mind is ablaze with genius!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 12th, 2007 at 3:21pm spanky wrote on Dec 12th, 2007 at 3:12pm:
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point. -b0b (...hasn't seen Office Space in at least three months.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 12th, 2007 at 4:12pm Quote:
I know, too long huh. I am gonna fire up the dvd when I get home. *pretends to have a life* |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 13th, 2007 at 8:59am Quote:
I've always hated cats, but now I have reason to hate them even more! Just wait until they mutate into some sort of freaky superkitties! -b0b (...sneezes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 13th, 2007 at 10:40am Quote:
Ho boy...could you just imagine if it was just the father there and he was taking pictures of his little girl. He'd be on the sex predator's list so fast and prob. be indited for kidnapping. After all...men should spend time with their kids...just not alone and/or in public where other people can look at these men and "know" they are up to something! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 13th, 2007 at 11:34am
That's a whole new level of stupid.
-b0b (...mega stupid.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 13th, 2007 at 1:18pm
Don't you know when any man looks at a woman or little girl all he thinks about is raping them?
...if you don't belive me watch Lifetime a little bit. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 13th, 2007 at 4:03pm
Lifetime - Television for Craig.
-b0b (...so true!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 13th, 2007 at 4:38pm
Come on now, you know I only watched Lifetime for the View!
*pokerface* |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 14th, 2007 at 2:39am
Actually the View isn't on Lifetime...it's on WE...television for women I mean not like they didn't have Lifetime and weekday morning TV all to themselves. *whispers* that's when the men went out to work to support their $15 a day chocolate habit and All My Children Re-run parties.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 14th, 2007 at 8:41am
Blast you pat!
$15 a day chocolate habit? Tell her to grow up and do coke. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 14th, 2007 at 8:58am
Hmm... chocolate-flavored coke? You might be on to something there!
Better yet, chocolate-flavored meth! They'll get fat and skinny at the same time! -b0b (...thinks Spanky is a marketing genius!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 14th, 2007 at 9:04am
I am off to my new calling, marketer to the drug dealers!
Did you know you can stay at the perfect weight through a mix of pot (for gaining) and crack (for losing)! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 14th, 2007 at 1:45pm
How about mixing uppers and downers
You'll feel like a giant yo-yo, yo! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 14th, 2007 at 2:03pm
Wow almost got high today breathing in the fumes from a paper recycling plant. I was amazed how they were able to mix the smells of garbage, ass, and feet. Bad news is i have to go back...but not until next year, woot?!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 14th, 2007 at 2:17pm
Knowing your luck, that smell has probably permanently seeped into your skin.
You should bottle that stuff up and sell it as Stank Cologne: The Trailer Trash Collection. -b0b (...will take two, please.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 14th, 2007 at 3:21pm
Just think...if you smelled like that...you'd prob be use to the smell of Wes' mom by then!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 14th, 2007 at 3:23pm
There is no man that is capable of "getting used to Wes's mom." The smell of fat roll lint and moldy bacon grease never washes off...
-b0b (...lost his sense of smell on Two-For-One Tuesday.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 17th, 2007 at 9:22am Quote:
Wow, that's incredibly awesome. I think that guy should get the "Dad of the Year" award. You can view the auction here. -b0b (...chortled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 17th, 2007 at 9:38am
haha, fitting punishment for the crime.
Didn't even taser the kid once :(. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 17th, 2007 at 9:52am
Personally, I would've just taken a cattle prod to the Wii. There's no punishment more painful than seeing your game system go up in flames.
-b0b (...would've used the $9,000 from the auction to send the kid to military school.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 17th, 2007 at 10:18am
Hah, military school for smoking pot? Good thing you never did anything like that as a kid (yes I mean drinking for the slower types).
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 17th, 2007 at 10:21am
I wouldn't have sent him to military school because of the pot, I would've sent him because I'm sadistic like that.
-b0b (...cackles maniacally.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 17th, 2007 at 10:23am
I agree though, I would almost have chosen military school over some one destroying the game system.
...Oh the humanity! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 17th, 2007 at 10:40am
Yeah, you've got a point there. However, destroying sensitive electronics with a cattle prod is fun!
-b0b (...especially radios!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 17th, 2007 at 10:58am
Is it story time?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 17th, 2007 at 11:12am
Well, it's possible that I might have taken a cattleprod to an old radio at my grandfather's farm once, but it's purely hypothetical.
-b0b (...points out that Mike did the same thing in an unrelated incident.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 17th, 2007 at 12:01pm This might be the coolest case mod of all time - portable SNES! http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/feature-engineer-builds-portable-wooden-snes-runs-starfox-video- -b0b (...wants one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 18th, 2007 at 3:05pm Quote:
What's next for those crazy Swedes? Pink fuzzy slippers instead of wooden shoes? -b0b (...cringes a bit.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 18th, 2007 at 3:56pm
See! I told you weeners are evil. Would Lifetime lie?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 18th, 2007 at 4:26pm
What better way can you say "Merry Christmas" to your neighbors than by firing a snowball through their front window?
I present the pneumatic snowball cannon! http://www.instructables.com/id/Pneumatic-Snowball-Cannon/ -b0b (...ponders building one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:17pm Quote:
How much do you want to bet this never shows up on any of Apple's ads? The full article can be found here. -b0b (...tis the season to be jolly!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:29pm
Haha, take that you joo!
On a side note, macs suck! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:32pm
I think we should mock all of the Macintrash users on the forum.
Let's see, that would consist of... Attebizzle, and occasionally Briney. -b0b (...can forgive Briney because he has a jigawatt of storage capacity.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:48pm Quote:
I can't. I am reminded of the saying "what would Jesus do?" ...so I lit him on fire and sent him to hell. Also, I went out to lunch to Skyline and this Then I got told how I am going to hell for eating meat. I wanted to say some to you buddy, but making fun of gay people is as easy as bob's mom. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 20th, 2007 at 2:32pm
Aww, he's a vegetarian! How cute!
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. -b0b (...filthy frickin' hippies.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 21st, 2007 at 1:20pm Quote:
I have no idea what this means, but it sounds pretty darned cool. Maybe I can install a bunch of these on my Gundam, along with that miniature nuclear reactor we were discussing yesterday? -b0b (...begins plotting his reign of terror.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 21st, 2007 at 1:26pm
I just can't believe you brought a Gundam reference into the mix when you had a perfectly good joke like:
"Now all we need is a tachyon emitter and we can uncloak it." X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 21st, 2007 at 1:57pm
If I was a starship captain, I would just launch cans of paint in all directions around the ship. Try cloaking when your ship is bright pink, stupid Romulans!
-b0b (...is a space warfare genius.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 21st, 2007 at 2:40pm
Yeah bob, I am sure that wouldn't take zillions of gallons of paint and be completely impractical.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 21st, 2007 at 3:49pm
Dang it, Spanky, what did I tell you about bringing logic into my hypothetical situations?
-b0b (...will do it anyway.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 21st, 2007 at 3:50pm
Solo - Capt. Bob I don't understand why every available space is filled with paint cans!
Bob - You'll see...you'll see And just before the crew riots...the Federation calls on Capt. Bob and his zillion paint cans. Jaws drop everywhere. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 21st, 2007 at 3:51pm Quote:
That's the jim I know. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 26th, 2007 at 9:22am Quote:
Wow, I can't wait to see this technology make it to the computer storage arena! I wonder how much crap you could store on a hard drive that utilized this technology? -b0b (...thinks even Briney could slim down to one hard drive!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 26th, 2007 at 2:44pm
Pff...that's nothing...they only put the OT on it and it's all in Hebrew. One Hebrew character is like 4 words in English. Wake me up when you put the entire Bible in English on there!
Just don't sneeze around that thing. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 26th, 2007 at 3:12pm
I want the entire Bible printed on a knife. That way, I can kill heathens with the word of God!
Considering how much they can fit on a pin head, an entire knife blade should be a piece of cake! -b0b (...or even a +5 vorpal longsword of heathen slaying, for that matter.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 26th, 2007 at 3:44pm
Or how about a real two edged sword?
Ooo that's almost Biblical...although I don't know about the whole "those who live by the sword die by the sword" part would fit in that.... X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:18am
yeah, well my sword is +9 vs ogres!
are there any girls there?... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:23am
Are there any girls there? If so, I wanna do them!
YOU'RE NOT THERE! -b0b (...ahh, good times.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:29am
Yeah, you should all drive down and we could play D&D at my place!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:33am
I've got a better idea, how about you drive up here so I don't have to leave the house? Don't forget the twinkies.
-b0b (...mmm, twinkies.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:38am
So you can try and break the record for number of twinkies in your mouth at once? I don't think so.
By the way, wasn't you or briney going to try and find whats his face?! Also found something cool (and old, but I just got unlazy enough to do it). With the help of deathclock.com I will predict my own death! When: Monday, July 17, 2056 Where: Ruins of New York Cause: Zombies after my delicious brain. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:52am
Who is "what's his face" and why are Briney and I looking for him?
-b0b (...doesn't remember looking for anyone.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 27th, 2007 at 9:01am
Bah, you are useless!
Let me predict Bob's death... When: Next time I am in Three Rivers Where: His apartment. Cause: Being kicked in the junk 700 times. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 27th, 2007 at 9:41am
This might be the niftiest (and most overpriced) keyboard I've ever seen.
http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/ Every key has an OLED screen beneath it, allowing you to program pictures and different letters/symbols for each key. This could be really useful for people that use the crappy WASD controls for PC games. Personally, I'll stick with the directional buttons, thank you very much. -b0b (...never could get used to WASD.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 27th, 2007 at 12:19pm
Even the richest man in the world would look at that and say that is a waste of money.
...I want 2! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 27th, 2007 at 1:10pm
What's his face = Andrew Azzam
He holds the record for the most number of twinkies shoved in his mouth...I believe it was 5? He even beat fat Wes on that challenge. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 27th, 2007 at 1:23pm
Well, if there was one thing Shizza was good at, it was sticking large tubular object in his mouth.
-b0b (...thinks Spanky would know.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 27th, 2007 at 1:54pm Quote:
Hmm, on one hand he said a large tubular object...what to come back with... It's only gay if you receive, right? Haha kidding, Bob's mom was the closest thing to a man I ever had sex with. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 27th, 2007 at 2:05pm Quote:
But not from the failure of not trying! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 27th, 2007 at 2:39pm
Bah! Damn you Pat!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 27th, 2007 at 3:10pm
For the man that has everything for his home stereo system (and understands nothing about signal transmission):
https://www.virtualdynamics.ca/content.php?id=201&secondary_id=44 Be sure to read the testimonials. Here is my favorite one: Quote:
-b0b (...thought HDMI cables were expensive.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 27th, 2007 at 3:28pm Quote:
You - late by 10 seconds with sending your taxes in = jail time and heavy fines. IRS - meh...we'll get to it...eventually. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 27th, 2007 at 3:38pm
I like how this "only" affects 3-4 million people. Since when did the word "only" apply to 4,000,000 people?
For what its worth, its the rich folks that will be affected by this, so they probably won't be terribly inconvenienced when they have to wait an extra two weeks for their refund. If this problem is caused by a delay in issuing updated tax forms, it shouldn't even affect people who file online, right? -b0b (...doesn't understand what the problem is.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 27th, 2007 at 3:47pm Quote:
Full article here. Coolest thing I found in that article was that it no longer goes arrested -> trial -> jail time. Now we have a simple arrested -> jail time policy. Really takes that middle man out. Quick everyone say you love the government or the secret police will get you! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 27th, 2007 at 4:33pm
Bite my shinny metal @$$ Congress, Executive Branch, and everyone else I missed.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 27th, 2007 at 5:08pm
I honestly can't think of anything constructive to say, so I won't say anything at all.
Actually, I will: Congress, you can blow me. -b0b (...lied.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 28th, 2007 at 2:47am Quote:
Lol...really? Good thing comic books are the work of fiction. There's just so much to say and sooo many jokes here...I'm not even going to attempt it. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 28th, 2007 at 8:17am Quote:
I thought this part of the article was funny, the rest was just sad...so sad. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 28th, 2007 at 8:19am
Wow, distributed to schoolchildren, eh? That doesn't sound like propaganda at all...
-b0b (...not one teeny bit!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 28th, 2007 at 9:00am
I think in the background of every frame they should print, "smoking makes you cool!"
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 28th, 2007 at 1:49pm
Then how do explain those limey French?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 28th, 2007 at 2:34pm
The country was hit by a Gayness Meteor™ in 1757 that has altered the fate of the country forever.
-b0b (...it was frickin' big, too. And pink.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 2nd, 2008 at 9:43am
I was mocking detriot so much over the weekend for not plowing anything (city run by retards), but I was so sad this morning when I wake up to 4 inches of snow. Now this doesn't sound like a lot (take one trip to tech and you will see it isn't) but when the city doesn't plow shit it turns into a big deal. There was a 12 car accident on one highway, and the express lane on 275 now has cars stuck in the snow on it. One of my bosses called and he has been there since a little before 7am waiting for some honda POS to try and get out of a small snow drift.
What is wrong with cities where they think, "eh it's ok, things will work themselves out." /headexplodes EDIT: Forgot the best part about the accident on the highway, police and ambulances can't get there...why you ask? Because nothing is freaking plowed! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 2nd, 2008 at 10:21am
why were you in detroit?
Let me tell you living there during several snowstorms with an escort wagon was not fun at all! It seems like they have 12 plows for the entire city. Ugh. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 2nd, 2008 at 10:36am
I was there for a party and I hit the GLI on Saturday, now I remember why I loved going to the hockey games up at tech.
...Wings stadium is in a scary part of town! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 2nd, 2008 at 12:43pm
GLI?
-b0b (...XSGREWDC?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 2nd, 2008 at 1:14pm
Great Lakes Invitational
Google is your friend. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 2nd, 2008 at 10:03pm
I did Google it, but it could've stood for fifty different things.
Great Lakes Invitational? Is that a track meet or something? -b0b (...ghey!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 2nd, 2008 at 11:22pm
Craig...run? It's either a car race dealy or some gay pride march/daisy chain.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 3rd, 2008 at 8:14am Quote:
Nope no cars...awww damnit. It is a small hockey tournament where Mich Tech plays U of M and one other random school. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 7th, 2008 at 11:36am Quote:
Oh, science... what would we do without you? -b0b (...should've been a scientist.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2008 at 11:10am Quote:
Wow, this definitely meets the definition of "random stupidity." Maybe its a distraction measure... "What'd I do man, what'd I do? Don't taze me br... Hey, I love that song!" I'm just wondering if the MP3 player comes preloaded with "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor". If it does, I'll take two. -b0b (...wants one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 8th, 2008 at 11:58am
This should come branded with the label consumer whore on it.
And speaking of totally not a waste of money...rock out! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 8th, 2008 at 3:05pm
Wow, you'd have to be pretty amazing to keep that thing on the track at 70+ mph. I'd probably ram it into the first wall I came across.
-b0b (...was never very good with RC cars.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2008 at 11:22am Quote:
Wow, maybe Hell really has frozen over? I can honestly say I never expected this from Sony. It'll be interesting to see whether or not Sony ends up pushing the anti-DRM initiative to their more popular music titles. -b0b (...checks himself before he wrecks himself.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 9th, 2008 at 11:31am
Wow, that's...surprising.
Well, on another note, PAT! So on another forum they were talking about that crazy 2 girls 1 cup BS you liked. Well they mentioned a new one! (well new in that I hadn't heard of this one either) Didn't say what it was (I still don't know what 2 girls 1 cup is) but the guy said 2 girls was gross but this one had me on the floor in the fetal position crying. So lets see how brave you are and find out what REMOVED is... EDIT: So, they posted what it really was, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone...not even bob! ...well maybe bob. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2008 at 12:04pm spanky wrote on Jan 9th, 2008 at 11:31am:
I call bull. [smiley=DomokunFloppy.gif] -b0b (...posts a Domokun to show his disbelief.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 9th, 2008 at 12:43pm
It's true. I get all my disgusting porn from legitimate web sites!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2008 at 1:02pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 9th, 2008 at 1:07pm
You need to start up an amish porn site, show full frontal ankles and everything.
I will be rich for thinking of this! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2008 at 1:20pm
It's funny you should mention that. I went to Walmart (*shudder*) earlier on a work errand and was standing in line behind - get this - an Asian Amish woman.
She was your typical 4'9 dark-haired Asian girl, but she was wearing the common Amish bonnet with a hand-made skirt and blouse. Imagine how many perverts I could lure in with an Asian Amish pr0n site? -b0b (...so there I was....) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 9th, 2008 at 1:23pm
Dude, you need to type up the whole 'true' story and send it in to penthouse!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2008 at 2:06pm Quote:
I will fire this laser, unless you send me one hundred beeeeeelion dollars! -b0b (...holy mother of cheesecake!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 9th, 2008 at 2:17pm
Hey I'm so not a fan of that "film de force" and if there is another movie similar to 2g1c...I weep for all humanity.
Have you seen the paper some kid wrote for school on that movie? I'll have to find it sometime. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2008 at 2:20pm
Yeah, I saw it elsewhere. I considered posting it here in the Picture and Video thread, but wasn't entirely certain it would be appreciated.
-b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 9th, 2008 at 2:29pm
The things I would do with 3 quadrillion.
I wonder how mars is this time of year? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 9th, 2008 at 3:16pm
Well it's temperature gets to as high as a balmy -5 degrees below Celsius and as low as -87 degrees below Celsius. Although I would recommend the Cydonia region where you can explore "The Face on Mars" and see if there is an animated alien living there like in Mission To Mars.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2008 at 4:23pm
Hey, I like the cold weather. I'd be fine as long as I had my Jeep Grand Cherokee 5.9 Limited.
Imagine how awesome Mars would be once I introduced massive amounts of water. The snow drifts would be a bajillion feet high! -b0b (...go, go, super Jeep!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 9th, 2008 at 4:27pm
Pfft, that's so 1998. You gotta look to the future man, go for the SRT-8, you know you want it.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2008 at 4:52pm
Yeah, you're right. If I'm going to dream, I might as well dream big! 2006 SRT8 with a 6.1 Hemi plus a 9lb supercharger and two General Electric T58-8F jet engines, for a grand total of 3,350hp. Yeah, I could deal with that.
-b0b (...could frickin' conquer Mars.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 11th, 2008 at 9:54am Quote:
Wow, this really sucks. For what its worth, though, its far better that Countrywide gets bought out by Mega-Conglomo-Bank than Countrywide going bankrupt. This won't be good for the economy, but a bankruptcy would absolutely devastate us. -b0b (...keeps a close eye on this one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 11th, 2008 at 10:26am Quote:
Not that we aren't already bankrupt. Plus this is a company that is giving credit cards to illegal aliens and anyone else, terrorist or not, without even a SSN. Also giving out loans that no one can pay back is good for our econ too. I was always taught in school how great not getting money put back into the system and foreclosing on properties that turn over no profit was a good thing...right? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 11th, 2008 at 11:42am X wrote on Jan 11th, 2008 at 10:26am:
I thought that was CitiBank? -b0b (...could be wrong.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 11th, 2008 at 11:59am
Well really it is any bank.
Come to think of it, I have opened 3 different checking accounts and have never have to show ID. Gogo checking account under bob rodgers and over draw like a hoe! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 11th, 2008 at 12:28pm
Technically, that's a violation of the Most Holy Patriot Act. Those banks could get some really sizable fines if the .gov found out about their antics.
-b0b (...thinks it's BS, though.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 12th, 2008 at 12:08am
You mean if the fed. reserve wasn't printing money like it's worth nothing...oh wait....
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 14th, 2008 at 1:47pm
This is a random Craigslist article that was cross-posted on AR15.com. I laughed so incredibly hard that I just had to post it here. Enjoy!
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-b0b (...almost died laughing over the "candles.") |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 14th, 2008 at 1:56pm
Wow, some one has a case of the mondays.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 14th, 2008 at 2:09pm
That's why you date black chicks...they are crazy...but not crazy cat lady crazy!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 14th, 2008 at 2:14pm
Yeah, why do people love cats? My rule with pets is if it doesn't come when you call its name, then it gets kicked. Cats never learn.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 14th, 2008 at 3:09pm
The 2007 darwin awards are out.
Link for you people without google. I can only hope my death will entertain as many people as these do. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 15th, 2008 at 8:19am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 15th, 2008 at 8:38am
Holy tennis shorts...
How many XBox systems do you need to mod to collect 1,500 hard drives? Please tell me those weren't all original XBox drives! -b0b (...wowza!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 15th, 2008 at 1:11pm
Remember, MLK day is fast approaching!
Celebrations should be done in the traditional sense. Not going to work, sitting at home, not paying bills, and drinking a 40. If only racism was as funny as rape. ...what, too soon? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 15th, 2008 at 2:44pm
Don't forget to eat your fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon...then off for a night cap with your lady friend with some malt liquor. Then have sex with your lady friend, get her pregnant, and leave her. Also break into some white people's home and when you get caught by the police, driving while black, you sue the white family for them making you a product of crime because you weren't hired over the white people at McDonald's. Then go sell some drugs...to white kids.
Did I miss any not covered? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 15th, 2008 at 3:41pm
Wow, I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole.
-b0b (...happens to have a ten foot pole within reach at all times.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 15th, 2008 at 3:47pm
Oh you're right bob...I forgot all about the theory that black guys have bigger peniles!
Good job, bob! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 15th, 2008 at 3:58pm Quote:
OK...I am guessing you meant a wang. And I don't know why bob keeps trying to convince us that his has any size at all when briney has already clearly stated bob is tiny. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 15th, 2008 at 4:04pm
That's why Bob stole Briney's penis sculptor.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 16th, 2008 at 8:30am
Yeah, you'd be amazed at what that thing can do.
-b0b (...knows why sculptures are always well endowed.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 16th, 2008 at 9:08am Quote:
Because only wimmenz and gay people look at art? I was told a long time ago the stuff I look at isn't art, it is called pr0n. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 16th, 2008 at 9:58am
What are you talking about? Pr0n is art!
-b0b (...for realz, yo!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 16th, 2008 at 11:38am Quote:
You guys know how much I hate Uwe Boll movies (and therefore must watch them all), so this is the best news I've heard all day! Bloodrayne is a true classic, so I can't wait to see the Dungeon Siege movie! -b0b (...cheers!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Jan 16th, 2008 at 12:45pm
In other news, Oprah Winfrey just gained her own Television NETWORK CHANNEL which will replace Discovery Health. It will be called the Oprah Winfrey Network, or OWN.
pwn? wha? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 16th, 2008 at 1:15pm
Wow, that's hardcore. I guess that says a lot about the success of Discovery Health, right?
-b0b (...thinks a health-focused TV channel is oxymoronic.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 16th, 2008 at 1:22pm
I thought that's what the O network was for. Or Lifetime. Aren't these all owned by oprah?
And how many channels do women want? Next will be the 24 hour soap opera channel. I see the murder rate rising if this channel goes live! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 16th, 2008 at 1:39pm Quote:
There really already is...it's called SOAP TV X (Really!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Jan 16th, 2008 at 2:47pm
The Simple Object Access Protocol television channel?
And how do you know this? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 16th, 2008 at 3:13pm
When Andrew was still alive...and in TR...he had it on his channels and I thought it was a channel all about soap and cleaning...then I found out it was about soap operas.
X (Would much rather watch the former than latter) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 16th, 2008 at 3:16pm Stick wrote on Jan 16th, 2008 at 2:47pm:
Wow, did you really take it there? Yes. Yes you did. Geek points +10. -b0b (...would prefer LDAP TV.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 17th, 2008 at 1:04pm
I don't know if anyone saw Bernake today (head of the "'federal' 'reserve'") but he was telling the govt that they needed a "stimulus package" for the country and get money into the hands of people.
Really?....Really?! I want to spend 3 million dollars randomly. Of course that's $3 mill. in US dollars so about a buck fifty? How about cut back on spending by about 75% and actually back up our dollar with more than pixie dust and good intentions? Give me a break...America is so close to becoming a third world country I can't stand it! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 17th, 2008 at 1:12pm
Haha, you guys are silly. That's why I live in Canada! You bloody american pig-dogs!
Oops that's england... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 18th, 2008 at 1:37pm
Yeah, that "Stimulus Package" is going to drive the US dollar even further into the ground. I swear, the federal reserve has absolutely no concept of reality.
-b0b (...conspiracy theories notwithstanding.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 22nd, 2008 at 4:53am Quote:
Really? Won't this drive piracy more and/or let people buy songs online and if someone still uses a CD player all they do is burn it with a 15 cent CD-R and some free software. What about older folks who don't have a computer or won't even know about it or what to do? Not to mention...is it illegal to give your CD to someone or donate it to charity? I'm sure people sell CDs back to places like Gamesfly (or whoever does that stuff is called) does. I just don't understand what RIAA wants to accomplish here. Are they trying to do what they think is best (somehow you think it's easier to track people in the real world with these magic RFID chips than it is to see who's DLing them) or are they getting so desperate that they aren't thinking right? Not to mention with all the different types of encryption they've tried to throw on...do they not think that some 8 y/o with a '''puter" is going to figure out how to get around the system. Remember the encryption they put in that could be bypassed with a black marker around the end? RIAA...it's time to realize you're a monopoly and not important in the age of the digital...roll over and die. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 22nd, 2008 at 8:32am Quote:
I don't follow you pat. If they do this, how are they going to make retarded amounts of money?? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 22nd, 2008 at 8:34am
Comon now, that is not real! Where is the article source?!
Quote:
hahaha! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 22nd, 2008 at 8:40am
What? Pat doesn't need sources.
If you can't trust him, who can you trust? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 22nd, 2008 at 9:50am
I just hope the article is fake.
But would you put it past them? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 22nd, 2008 at 6:53pm
You do realize that's a parody, right?
-b0b (...oh, please, oh please!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 22nd, 2008 at 7:30pm
Ya...this is the 3rd parody from the same people. I just think they're really fun to play along with...the Rudy story is the best though...so far.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 23rd, 2008 at 9:33am Quote:
I've never had the slightest bit of interest in WoW (although Tabula Rasa looks somewhat interesting), but this article is crazy. Ten million subscribers? That's over three times the population of Chicago! I knew there were a lot of Asians that played, but I had no idea there were twice as many Asians as Americans. If nothing else, it probably keeps the gold auctions low! -b0b (...craziness, I say!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 23rd, 2008 at 10:12am
Yea I'd say 1.8 billion a year from a game is pretty good. During the Blizzard/Activision merger, they said Blizzard had 550 million dollars of operating profit. Nice.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 26th, 2008 at 1:54am
This is one of the quirkiest Microsoft marketing items I've ever come across. It's a mock children's book to introduce tots to the Windows Home Server...
http://www.stayathomeserver.com/book.aspx It's nice to see that Microsoft is developing a sense of humor! If I didn't already own an enterprise server, I'd take a big look at Home Server! -b0b (...w00t!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 29th, 2008 at 10:42am Quote:
Bahaha, only in Michigan! -b0b (...bets Spanky wished he still lived here.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 29th, 2008 at 11:00am
HAHA, I wouldn't move back to MI for 100 drunk lawnmower drivers!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 29th, 2008 at 11:20am
Ohio is that much better?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 29th, 2008 at 12:00pm
Belive me when I say I will most likely never live in Michigan again.
Ohio is great. Not only with my new job but I see things all over about companies looking for workers. It is very different down here. On a side note, I found this. I am hoping for number 8. But with wes' mom around it is probably going to be number 5. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 30th, 2008 at 8:23am
OK, I need a place to rant.
Duke Energy is who I get my gas and electric services through. Well since I have moved down here I have been averaging $35-45 a month in usage. I keep my apartment pretty cold to save money. Now on to this months bill which was $128.73. Now I thought that was strange because it showed I used the same amount of electricity and gas as last month. So trying to be as understanding as possible I call in and ask what the hell is up. Their answer, "Well we weren't able to get someone out this month to read your meter so we estimated your bill based on the size of your residence, how many people live there, and the outside temperature." After hearing this I was a little less than happy because their solution was pay it now and if I use less it will be credited on my account. And after going through managers and supervisors not one person thought that there was anything wrong with this and in the end they just hung up on me. Now I know why they hung up on me, probably the line, "listen bitch, if you are too fucking busy to come out and read my meter you are too fucking busy to send me a God damned bill." But what do you guys think? Should I just pay it and trust them to credit the whole thing or burn the place to the ground? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 30th, 2008 at 8:38am
Well if you're thinking about taking legal action it is always best to pay the bill because if you loose (or nothing happens) you will be charged all the late fees and everything. Now there are a number of options you can choose from and I would do them in this order (this is just my suggestions):
1) Talk to your landlord and see if there is something you can do and if they've had this problem before. Maybe they can offer a solution or force the company to come out and read the meter. 2) Try calling Duke Energy again and demand they send someone out right now and every month to check your meter. 3) Talk to the Better Business Bureau - http://www.bbbonline.org/consumer/complaint.asp . I will also submit what you wrote to Consumerist.com and see if they have any suggestion. 4) See what kind of legal action you can take. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 30th, 2008 at 8:52am
Well no legal action for now. I am saving all my past bills now and this time I payed with a check to have a hard copy instead of my debit card. Just incase I get the old "What do you mean? You never had any credit."
I tried to draw a hand giving the middle finger on the check in the comments section, it didn't quite convey how I really felt though. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 30th, 2008 at 8:56am
That seems pretty shady, Spanky. Although I've never had a combined electricity/gas account, the companies I've worked with have always estimated a non-metered bill based on past usage. In other words, your bill should be around $40 if past bills have been near that mark. Your next metered bill would either credit you for your overcharge (if you used less than $40 worth) or tack on the fee for the undercharge (if you used more than $40 worth).
Unfortunately, you probably don't have much of a fighting stance. Even as shady as their non-meter billing practice is, it's almost guaranteed to be written in their service agreement. It's really crappy that they won't work with you on this. If you pay the full amount, it's going to take you two months worth of credits to get your money back. Of course, I can pretty much guarantee they won't cut you a check for the difference. I've been there and done that with other utility companies in the past... -b0b (...roffled at your last quip.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 30th, 2008 at 8:57am spanky wrote on Jan 30th, 2008 at 8:52am:
If I ever feel violated when I have to pay a bill, I write "sexual favors" in the memo line. -b0b (...hasn't had to do that in awhile.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 30th, 2008 at 9:07am
I found out that most State AG's have a Department of Consumer Protection.
Here's yours - http://www.ag.state.oh.us/citizen/consumer/index.asp Maybe writing to them will get you some action taken. Bob...I like that idea of the memo line he he. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 30th, 2008 at 10:01am
yep they did that for me last month too... The bill will say EST next to the gas or something. I just paid a few bucks over what I normally do to cover it because they were about 60 over.
DTE's policy when they don't read the meter is that they take the usage from the year before and plug it in to your bill. It's very lame. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 30th, 2008 at 12:46pm
On my way to lunch, I heard a report on the radio that China had rejected a shipment of lead.
Chinese officials complained because it contained traces of toys. -b0b (...will be here all week, folks.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 30th, 2008 at 1:13pm
Speaking of lead. Any of you ever been to a steel mill where they dropped a cold charge into the furnace? It sounded like a bomb going off and shot liquid metal drops everywhere. It was a gay ol' time.
And by gay I don't mean bob, I mean it scared the living crap out of me and I am pretty sure I pooped a little. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 30th, 2008 at 3:39pm
Was this "cold charge" an accident, or was it part of normal operating procedures?
-b0b (...thinks molten plastic sucks bad enough, let alone molten metal.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jan 30th, 2008 at 4:22pm
Almost. The large chunk of metal they were going to put in was sitting outside and built up water. Water turned to ice. Throw that all into a 3-4k degree furnace and party.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 30th, 2008 at 11:28pm
Here's the help Consumerist gave me, Spanky:
http://consumerist.com/consumer/how-to/the-ultimate-consumerist-guide-to-fighting-back-revised-edition-316524.php X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 31st, 2008 at 8:37am
I'm glad to see we're not the only company that stores partially-finished goods outside.
-b0b (...WTF, over?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 1st, 2008 at 10:40am Quote:
Next time an earthquake hits San Francisco, I hope the national guard tells them to suck it when they beg for help. -b0b (...treasonous bastards.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 1st, 2008 at 10:53am
This is really an old story. Kalifornia has been kicking out military recruiters in High Schools and other public areas for over a year now.
We really should hire the Army Corps of Engineers to start digging around CA until they breakaway and float off into the Pacific. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 1st, 2008 at 11:40am Quote:
Wow, I definitely didn't see this one coming. -b0b (...wonders if Microsoft finally gave up on LiveSearch?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 3rd, 2008 at 4:39pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Keledin on Feb 4th, 2008 at 12:00am
You all know that I'm not one to post very often but I found this article so personally offensive that I had to share. Enjoy ripping the author apart.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/opinion/points/stories/DN-hymowitz_27edi.ART0.State.Edition1.378ca5b.html |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 4th, 2008 at 8:39am
I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. All I could think about was Pamela.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 4th, 2008 at 9:04am
If you want to blame the further push of adolescents onto "older" men then you have to blame it on two things.
1) The increase of broken families. The rise of divorce and the increase of single mothers leads children (and not only men/boys) to have no father figure. The family unit is strongest when based like a three legged stool (God, mother, and father). God shows absolute Truth, father shows boys how to be men and to take responsibility, and mothers show sons to not settle for someone with only pretty looks but someone who is a true "woman". Try sitting on a 3-legged stool with only 2 or even 1 leg. 2) The rise of radical feminism. Let me first clarify, I think feminism is a good cause in the sense that women should have the right to vote, own property, be able to do anything a man can do. However radical feminism came along and said, "We've been oppressed by men for so long that it's our turn to take over that role and for men to become our servants." This turns the idea of what women want in men as being these "pouty, metrosexual men". Yet when the women need protecting or someone to "man up" in the relationship they can't find it in the wussified man. This also goes back to my first point and to quote Fight Club, "We are men raised by women". Children emulate their parents, without a father what do you expect? One of two extremes (for the most part). Either someone who fights back harshly at the world because he has no sense of what his role as a man should be. The other is a too meek and too mild guy who would not be good to have a relationship with because he'd probably spend more time in front of the mirror than his woman and the same thing would be said every day, "What do you want to do? I don't know what do you want to do? I don't care. Just pick a place! I don't care." Women...you created this problem by turning men into girls and getting knocked up by men who leave you. I don't know why you complain when this is the mess you made. YOU clean it up. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 4th, 2008 at 10:07am
Wow, Corey, nice post. That article is by far the biggest pile of drivel I've read in weeks. Considering the number of IT ethics articles I've been forced to read lately, that's saying something.
Ms. Hymowitz makes an overgeneralized argument based on a largely fictional stereotype and attempts to stretch that stereotype over our entire generation. Her trivial attempts to support her argument include such brilliant bits of wisdom as, "Maxim is selling well" and "Men prefer Victoria's Secret over serious drama." Ya don't say?! Of course we're getting married later in life. Americans are living longer than ever before and that has led to each section of our lives being extended. We live at home longer than we used to, we stay in school longer than we used to, we retire later than we used to, and so on. Why is it any surprise that we're getting married at an older age than we did fifty years ago? In addition to that, we've created a whole new stage of life between high school and our careers. Instead of graduating (or dropping out in tenth grade) and moving straight into the workforce, we now go off to college for four years, find an entry-level job, and often go back to school for a graduate-level degree. That takes time. Even if you move into an MBA program immediately after college, you're going to be ~24 by the time you graduate. After that, plan on spending at least two years finding a career-track job, moving to your permanent location, and all the rest of that "adult stuff" before you even think about dating for keeps. I should also point out that the "immature" activities listed by Ms. Hymowitz weren't even available thirty years ago. For instance, nobody played Halo 3 in 1970 because there was no such thing as a first-person shooter back then! Who's to say that video games wouldn't have been popular amongst the 18-34 male segment in 1970 if they were available? The only factoids espoused by Ms. Hymowitz were that men were getting married later in life than they did in the 70's. Did you notice she failed to provide the same statistic for women? Blaming this issue entirely on men is nothing more than misandry. I love how sexism is perfectly acceptable and even "cute" or "empowering" when it takes the form of misandry, but if you flip the tables and make a misogynistic comment that disparages womanhood, you're the freakin' devil. My favorite part of this article is found toward the end, where Ms. Hymowitz provides examples of immature men. She can't be bothered to provide even the most trivial anecdote to support her argument. Instead, she mentions fictional characters from a book and a movie. I've not seen "Knocked Up," but I would assume it's about as valid a reference for this article as "Hackers" is for an IT security paper. Here's my personal analysis of the paper: Kay Hymowitz is either too fat, too ugly, or too feminist to have a chance with a decent man, and she's venting her anger on all men through this poorly contrived opinion article. She needs to take off the beret, shave her armpits, and get with the twenty first century. -b0b (...isn't volunteering.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 4th, 2008 at 11:06am
Well said!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 4th, 2008 at 11:44am
I will go back to a quote someone in my psyc class told the bitch of an instructor, "The reason you aren't married isn't because of men being sexist. It is because you are a frigid feminist bitch who feels anything with a penis is evil. You always talk about your sister and say she is fat and has low self esteem because of it. Well guess what, you also said she is happily married with kids. Something to think about huh?"
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 4th, 2008 at 2:25pm
And then she failed him.
Another thing I have against feminists is what do you think you're doing when you say that stuff around people who want the classic fairy tale life? A girl who wants a husband and kids, and maybe even think about staying home to help raise rightly, well mannered children. Is that a bad and poor choice that woman has made because of the oppressive patriarch? Is her cause any less noble to want that life and to have a husband and kids she can be proud of. Is it horrible for her to say, "Ya know...my life may not be perfect but I support a husband and children and have raised up a good family that I can take pride in"? I think radical feminism has hurt "woman-kind" more than anything else. Women can be free and as sexually promiscuous as men are suppose to be...you have to be careful of the fallout. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 4th, 2008 at 2:47pm
Wives submit to their husbands, and husbands submit to Christ. There won't be any oppressive male chauvinism or control over the woman if the man is truly wedded to Christ. He will love, respect, listen to, learn from, and treat her like a princess.
You get feminism going on, you throw off that biblical principle and order. Everyone was made with a specific purpose and calling, and I am not saying that women are under the boot of man, I am saying we are all part of the same Body of Christ and need to be obedient to God and what the Word tells us to do. Because He made us, and He knows whats best about how we both work together. And guys who don't submit to God, you're going to be messed up. You think you're going to get away with treating someone badly? or living the way you are for long? Theres honor in meekness and humility. Meekness is not weakness. There's more strength in someone who steps back when someones has insulted them. There's more strength in turning the other cheek from a punch than responding with a punch of your own. There is more strength in remaining pure and diligent before God than just going on whatever impulse strikes your fancy. Put your pride down and your ego down and get right with God. He's the one who made you to do something specific, perhaps something amazing. No matter what it is, do it gladly, and out of that you'll be blessed. (...gets off topic.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 4th, 2008 at 3:09pm
Wow, very well said Briney.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 4th, 2008 at 3:21pm Quote:
Sure did. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Keledin on Feb 4th, 2008 at 6:25pm
Posting in an epic thread.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 4th, 2008 at 8:30pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Keledin on Feb 6th, 2008 at 4:41am
I really hate what this world is coming to. Seriously, I'm forced to post twice in the same week links to articles completely devoid of any real research, simply a person spewing forth information with nearly no basis in reality.
This one takes the cake. The author of this article not only regurgitates the same unfounded information (complete with brand new, spakly buzzwords) as Ms. Hymowitz but even goes so far as to quote the article. http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article3304266.ece -Corey (...plays with painted toy soldiers. Got a problem with it?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 6th, 2008 at 8:13am Quote:
Did you know that 10 and 13 year olds are the best source for information on the planet? I am bigger than her sons, therefore I win! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 6th, 2008 at 9:56am
Seriously? Who asks 10-13 y/o's questions with complicated words for that age like offspring? Why not ask the husbands to see if maybe they are playing it to get closer to their kids...ya know...spend time with them and share a common interest? Not to mention she took a poll of 2 kids and asked them to extrapolate based on their limited knowledge of being around other people's dads?
Also I think it's kinda age-ist to assume that video games can only be for young kids. When video games first came out, yes they were pretty much played by the young age bracket. Yet those kids are now in their 30 and guess what....they became fathers after the "moved out of their parent's basements" (/sarcasm). But how about we reverse the "man-baby" catchphrase? Women who constantly watch soap operas, Friends, and Sex in The City! These "slut-women" feel like they are trapped by their oppressive "man-baby" and their "baby-babies" so they need to feel a sense of adventure where women are free to hook up with as many men as they can searching for the big "O" (ask your parents children). Or be immersed in not even close to reality scripts where twins are separated at birth only to have one of them have amnesia and kill the other one because she was cheating on her step-son...only for it to be only a dream! These "slut-women" are the only ones who watch shows like these and keep them alive. Why don't they use their time better, like spending time with their children or cooking their husband a decent meal after they've berated him about being a oppressive male archetype by knocking them up after forcing them to marry him and burden her dreams by giving her children. Someone punch this chick in her pirate vajay-jay and get it over with. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 6th, 2008 at 10:02am
Bonding with dad!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 6th, 2008 at 11:52am
That article is utter tripe. We have yet another über-feminist that is hellbent on tearing apart men because of some completely irrelevant trait that many of them share.
Guess what, Kate, this isn't 1970 and video games aren't just for kids anymore. Video games have a higher gross income than movies, for crying out loud. Just yesterday, I spent the day in Chicago doing some network maintenance at my employer's headquarters. My boss and I went to lunch together, and guess what the conversation was: Nintendo Wii. He bought a Wii several months back and enjoys playing with his wife. I'd guess that both of them are in their early fifties. Mind you, he's an extremely accomplished and incredibly intelligent executive who probably makes more money in a month than I make in a year. Does he sound like a "childish" person to you, simply because he enjoys the occasional Wii game? What a ridiculous statement. Over the last fifteen years, video games have grown from childhood amusements to a new form of popular media. There probably weren't many adults that bought Super Nintendo systems for themselves, but I'd wager the majority of the current consoles (Wii, PS3, XBox 360) were bought by adults for their own use. -b0b (...owns all three consoles now. What a media whore.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 6th, 2008 at 12:07pm Quote:
I think anyone who owns, plays, or even looks at a Wii is pretty childish...I mean come on...get a game system where you're not just controlling stick figures playing sports. X ( :P ) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 6th, 2008 at 12:14pm
You got a PS3 bob? Damn, you are a consumer whore!
By the way, would you like some blue ray movies? I got 3 of them free when I bought my TV and I don't think I am going to get a player anytime soon. Also I can see rick with a Wii, he seems almost too normal to work for Iceberg. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 6th, 2008 at 12:33pm Quote:
Its too bad that their "everyone can play" philosophy isn't fun and doesn't work. oh wait. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 6th, 2008 at 1:26pm spanky wrote on Feb 6th, 2008 at 12:14pm:
In my defense, the PS3 was a belated Christmas gift to Meredith and I from her brother and sister-in-law. They're absolutely crazy. It randomly landed on our doorstep last Wednesday and we had no idea it was coming. It came with a free copy of Spiderman 3 on BluRay (that we haven't watched yet), but no games, and I don't have any cash in the game budget this week. As such, I won't really have a chance to check it out until next week at the earliest. I'm torn between buying Ratchet & Clank or Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. Both look like spectacular games, but I never really read up on them because I didn't intend to buy a PS3 for a couple years. You should see our entertainment center now. It's packed from wall to wall with a VCR, DVD player, Wii, XBox 360, PS3, PS2, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Sega Genesis, and FC Twin (combined NES and SNES). Sadly enough, I'm hoping to add a Sega CD and Sega 32X to the collection. I have no idea where I'm going to put them. Quote:
Just bring them over and watch them here next time you're in town. You know you'll be buying a BluRay player eventually! -b0b (...probably shouldn't mention he also owns three Nintendo DS handhelds.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 6th, 2008 at 1:30pm Quote:
Ya and half the country voted for Gore...just because you got the numbers doesn't make it right...ya know who else had 20.88M supporters...Hitler... X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 6th, 2008 at 1:41pm
I wonder how many times Hitler has been used on the forums. And isn't there a rule that states that at some point Hitler will be mentioned in a thread... its inevitable?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 6th, 2008 at 1:45pm
According to my search...the "H" word has only been mentioned 9 times here.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 6th, 2008 at 1:59pm Quote:
You can have my sega CD if you want. Never had any good games though. Quote:
Was more thinking of you coming down here to get them... And I don't know, seems like a waste when I was able to get an upconvert dvd player for $45. Quote:
Hell yeah, look at bush, he didn't need supporters or facts. He just knew he was right. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 6th, 2008 at 5:05pm
Dude, is it too late to be an art major?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 6th, 2008 at 8:59pm
Wow, I really hope that was posted sarcastically!
-b0b (...wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 7th, 2008 at 10:04am
Hmm. How is that art? Judy Chicago already did something like this but was much more artistic about it. The Dinner Party its called, and its a huge banquet table with a bunch of plates that are vagina-shaped flowers.
You better believe she had a whole thing on female power, etc, to go with it. Art. Sometimes it's just plain silly. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 7th, 2008 at 11:01am
Ha! I'd love to hear Ms. Chicago explain her rationality behind that piece.
-b0b (...or maybe not?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:22am Quote:
Go, go, super Muslims! All of the moderates in Saudi Arabia just cross the border into Bahrain for their whorin' and drinkin', because Allah apparently can't see across the highway. -b0b (...will never be able to run for President.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:32am
So Bahrain is their mexico?
Good thing God can't see what happens in mexico. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:47am
Ya but the Virgin Mary always seems to pop up in trees, pieces of French toast, to little kids, in the wood stains of doors, in clouds, etc.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 12th, 2008 at 4:50pm Quote:
$54 million? Wow, it's not like they lost a pair of her favorite pants or something! For what it's worth, I certainly hope she gets a reasonable judgment in this case. Best Buy's customer service is known to be among the worst in the industry. -b0b (...stick it to them!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 13th, 2008 at 8:14am
I would say give her a new lapper with some free software and tell her to STFU!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 13th, 2008 at 8:39am
That's what she originally asked for. Best Buy refused to offer even that. If Best Buy loses a customer's PC, the very least they can do is apologize and offer up a comparably priced replacement.
If Best Buy can't even offer that basic level of customer support, they deserve to get hit in the wallet. $54 million is way, way over the limits of reasonability, but that woman deserves to be compensated for her time. $10,000 sounds good to me. -b0b (...screw Best Buy.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 13th, 2008 at 11:38am
I can kinda see where you're coming from with 54 mill. being too high but just think if she is awarded that. Best Buy would actually change in how it deals with customers and their electronics. If you go to www.consumerist.com and in the search area type in Best Buy...you'll see how "great" their customer service is.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 13th, 2008 at 12:00pm Quote:
So their threat is to keep their kids home? Why not bring them all the way home...to like...Mexico...where they really belong. And if they're not all illegal...then let their kids be morons and then try and get a job in the real world without speaking English. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 13th, 2008 at 12:24pm
I heard McDonald's is hiring.
-b0b (...loves a "diverse" workforce.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Ironman on Feb 13th, 2008 at 12:46pm
I disagree, I think the parents might have a valid point. Most people I know have to take several years of college spanish to become bilingual and these 3rd graders are getting tested on English (the most nonsensical language of all) after only one year. Although it doesn't say what the consequences for failing the test are, we know they are already in a bilingual program and they are in the process of learning english, so I don't even really see what the big deal is about.
Ironman (...likes to argue) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 13th, 2008 at 1:15pm
It use to be you needed to know English to get into this country so I don't see what's the gripe about. You're either born here and have learned up to 3rd grade English...or you've immigrated and supposedly learned the language. You shouldn't gripe if your family only speaks Spanish at home and encourages no English talking at home.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 13th, 2008 at 1:51pm
I have to agree with Stewie on this one. Outside of a handful of very rare circumstances, you must be able to pass the TOEFL (Test of English as a Foreign Language) to be granted citizenship. If you're a first generation immigrant, you should be able to understand basic English.
On the other hand, if you're a natural born American citizen, there is absolutely no excuse for you to not know English. Period. If the parents of these children never bothered to speak English to or around the child, they should be taking 100% of the blame for the situation their child is in. Their kid shouldn't be getting special treatment due to their incompetence. -b0b (...will definitely learn Spanish before moving to Mexico.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 14th, 2008 at 8:26am Quote:
I approve of this statement. Now instead of a fence we need a maze that you can only solve through reading the instructions in English. And just think of the boobie traps you could have! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 14th, 2008 at 8:30am
Heh, you said boobie!
-b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 14th, 2008 at 11:28am
If you had instructions in English and let everyone is America try to go through it...you'd loose about 1/6 of the population...maybe more!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 14th, 2008 at 12:12pm Quote:
I've seen this done in America too...so many people were signing petitions to ban it. I've also seen the same thing but to end women's suffrage. Hilarious and sad at the same time. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 14th, 2008 at 12:16pm
If you think 5/6th's of the population can follow basic written directions, you've never driven through Chicago during rush hour.
-b0b (...the sign says LANE ENDS, dumbass!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 14th, 2008 at 5:03pm
If you're up for a good read, check out this thread on a Mustang Cobra forum...
http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=459242 Some scammer in California ripped off a cop from Kentucky (I think). So he go on the police portion of the SVT Performance forum and asked some of his buddies in CA to help him out. The thread is absolutely hilarious! Make sure you read through at least page seven! SVT's forum is getting knocked silly, so if you get a 404 or database error, reload or try again later. It's worth it! -b0b (...pure pwnage.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 15th, 2008 at 9:48am Quote:
Haha, Spanky's getting busted! -b0b (...was she hot?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 19th, 2008 at 2:55pm Quote:
It's sad to see HD-DVD die. I was really hoping it would emerge as the dominant standard and squash Blu-Ray into the ground. -b0b (...sheds a tear.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 19th, 2008 at 3:29pm
So because one company stopped making players it is the end of the road for HD DVD?
I will buy a blue ray player as soon as they drop below $100. ...and the next person who says PS3 gets slapped. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Feb 19th, 2008 at 4:26pm
You mean the company that invented HD DVD?
Yea its over. ...PS3 |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 19th, 2008 at 4:34pm spanky wrote on Feb 19th, 2008 at 3:29pm:
If that company is Toshiba, then yes. HD-DVD is just as much Toshiba's baby as Blu-Ray is Sony's baby. If memory servers, Toshiba manufactured almost 80% of HD-DVD players. As much as I hate to admit it, HD-DVD is now officially dead. Quote:
Why buy a Blu-Ray player when you could just buy a PS3 instead? -b0b (...is going to buy Ratchet & Clank this weekend.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 19th, 2008 at 4:56pm
Seriously, I hope you are in a tragic smelting accident.
...seriously I have no need for a PS3 though. Getting one would be like setting fire to $400...but without the cool show of setting something on fire. Right now I have the best DVD player money ($40 specifically) can buy...and it rocks. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 19th, 2008 at 9:54pm spanky wrote on Feb 19th, 2008 at 4:56pm:
I bet mine is bigger. -b0b (...HDMI and 1080p upconvert, FTW!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 20th, 2008 at 8:22am
Suuuuuure, mine is thin as all hell but so freaking long it almost doesn't fit in the TV stand...just like my...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 20th, 2008 at 4:19pm Quote:
Wow, I think this guy wins the Internet. How incredibly retarded do you have to be to try to pass off a $100 bill with Lincoln's face on it? -b0b (...dumbass!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 20th, 2008 at 4:19pm
http://gizmodo.com/358648/leaked-riaa-training-video-for-prosecuters-find-pirates--find-crack+dealing-terrorist-murderers-too
If you're a pirate you're also a drug dealer, a murderer, and a terrorist! I can't believe RIAA can says this with a straight face. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 20th, 2008 at 4:45pm
Well it said the bills had the Lincoln watermark and not the picture. So I can see while on drugs how this might have seemed like a good plan.
Beer gives me all types of good ideas! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 21st, 2008 at 3:39pm
41 Hilarious Science Fair Exhibits:
http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/ Here are some of my favorites: -b0b (...remembers his science fair project.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 21st, 2008 at 4:33pm
Do you still have the calculator bomb?
We only have pi seconds before it goes off!!! Meth is wack, that's why I do crack. HAHA, did you see the project named "Is bigger always better?"...the caption for it was "Ask your mother." |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 25th, 2008 at 12:48pm
Nah, I dismantled the Bobulator (the original source of my PC's name) shortly after I built it because I needed the power supply for something. It's a pity. Speaking of old school...
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Am I the only one that thought Netscape died years ago? Holy crap, I remember using Netscape 3.0 on my Windows 95 machine. It had a whopping 8MB of RAM and a 100MHz Pentium CPU. Those were the good ol' days of Web magazine InfoSeek/Yahoo ruling the Interwebs. -b0b (...28.8 modems for the win!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 25th, 2008 at 1:10pm
Netscape had one of the best email programs for quite some time...plus you didn't get an annoying guy bothering you that you had mail/spam.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 25th, 2008 at 1:38pm
Ok time for angry eyes... >:(
I am looking to do a fairly large purchase for this summer. Because of this I figured why not get a loan...sounds easy, right? Well I go in last wednesday and tell them what I would like to do, eventually we come to an agreement and I submit the application. Late thursday I get a call that I have been approved and because I was out with a customer I said I would be in monday to sign paperwork and get the check. Now on to today. I show up and everything is peachy. We talk for about 20 mins and I go to sign and she asks where my co-signer is. I told her that I had said multiple times wednesday and thursday when I called in that I would not have one and that I would be doing this on my own. After a couple phone calls she informs me that I have now been denied for the loan. Without breaking anything or screaming I politely ask why. She tells me that they don't think I would pay it back. Now I ask for a smaller loan and plan on wiping out all my savings to cover said purchase. They don't think I will pay back a $3k loan. I asked them how a person with perfect credit and making good money couldn't pay that back. Her answer was that it wasn't that I couldn't afford to pay it back, they figured I just wouldn't. After that I talked with her manager who also said they assume anyone under the age of 25 will not pay any sort of loan back. With that I told the national city people to lick my balls and emptied my checking and savings accounts. Now I am sitting at work with way too much money on me and wondering what bank I should start a checking account with... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 25th, 2008 at 1:50pm
You could sue for age discrimination. Ask for them in writing why you were turned down and see if you can't get some free money from them. You could always do business with a more local bank.
I do think you got hosed though. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 25th, 2008 at 2:02pm
Screw sueing them. The voices in my head are telling me to start fires.
urge to kill growing... On a side note, I spoke with fifth third and they already called me back saying yes without a co-signer. Purchase is still a go! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 25th, 2008 at 2:09pm
I didn't know those life-like sex dolls were so expensive.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 25th, 2008 at 2:13pm
They get that way when you buy five at a time.
I gots my own orgy! (...what do you mean have I ever been to an orgy? I just got back from an orgy!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 25th, 2008 at 3:05pm
Well, Real Dolls aren't all that expensive by themselves. It's all the options Craig tacked on that jacked up the price. Extra cleaning kit? $250. Dark Elf voice? $1,250. "It's a Girl" postcards, $50. Wedding dress? $2,500.
So when are you buying the car? Do you have a specific one in mind? On a serious note, National City really did screw you. For what it's worth, I got the finger from CitiBank about a year ago when I applied for private student loans. Without a cosigner, CitiBank wanted 16.25% interest. Mind you, I have excellent credit with a lengthy credit history (including prior student loans) and had absolutely no debt. They said I was "high risk" because I was 23. I showed them my consistent salary history and provided documents that showed that I paid off my car two years ahead of schedule and my student loans four years ahead of schedule. They refused to budge. I told them I could finance my education on a credit card for a lower rate than what they were offering, and I invited them to blow me. They declined. -b0b (...got 8.75% through Sallie Mae, which still sucks.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 25th, 2008 at 3:11pm Quote:
Around.....now. Quote:
Maybe....but no pics until it is legally mine and I get at least 2 coats of wax on it! Quote:
If I would have found a cosigner national city was going to offer me 16.3%...But I got 12.8% from fifth third. :D Quote:
Come on bob...that is a $700 option and you know it. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 25th, 2008 at 4:22pm spanky wrote on Feb 25th, 2008 at 3:11pm:
Isn't it a bit frosty yet to buy a car? Quote:
12.8% on a car loan? You know the national average for a 36-month used car loan is 7.37%, right? Quote:
Come on bob...that is a $700 option and you know it.[/quote] Hey, it's been a long time since I bought my... ...never mind. -b0b (...!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 25th, 2008 at 4:59pm Quote:
You are correct sir. Yet car loans only apply to cars less than 5 years old. Since the car I am buying is a touch older than that I have to get a |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 25th, 2008 at 5:59pm
I hadn't thought about that. When I took out a loan for the Jeep of Doom, it was only 7 years old.
-b0b (...was financed at 7.4% in 2004.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 26th, 2008 at 2:16pm Quote:
Ouch! I have done 10 of those! Nevermind...9. I used bitch, slut, tramp, and whore in the same sentence describing bob one time...but he doesn't count as a woman. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 26th, 2008 at 2:30pm
Have you been reading Cosmopolitan again? :-?
For what it's worth, one of the things that led to Mere and I hooking up initially was a mutual interest in video games. -b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 26th, 2008 at 2:34pm
Our front office lady emailed that to us...guess she was trying to make a point or something. I usually space out when she talks.
And it is a proven fact women don't play video games. (brains are 30% smaller and they can't figure them out) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 26th, 2008 at 5:05pm
That's probably why so many women like Katamari. I never understood what was so appealing about rolling up a bunch of crap into a ball.
-b0b (...don't tell Mere!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 27th, 2008 at 8:28am
That's just practice for housecleaning!!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 27th, 2008 at 8:36am
I guess it really goes hand-in-hand with Cookin' Mama then. Or, as I prefer to call it, Virtual Wife Training Simulator.
-b0b (...notes that Mere received two copies as wedding gifts.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 28th, 2008 at 11:53am Quote:
Wow, imagine the -b0b (...wonders when he can get that kind of service at home?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 28th, 2008 at 2:26pm
This is much needed technology. I can't tell you how many times I 'finish' before the movie is even done downloading.
Stupid previews that show too much... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 28th, 2008 at 5:08pm
Lucky you. I don't even get the disc into the DVD player.
-b0b (...stupid DVD cases that show too much!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 28th, 2008 at 5:33pm
I finish when I see the satin curtain and the over 21 only sign with all those sexy star shapes on it...
ooooo...ahhhh...and I'm spent. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 28th, 2008 at 9:23pm
If nothing else, it saves you the cover charge.
-b0b (...looks on the bright side.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 29th, 2008 at 9:41am
Cover charge?
I use my 1337 skillz to find pr0n for free on the interweb! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 1st, 2008 at 12:21pm Quote:
Shouldn't Georgia be more concerned about teaching their kids to read and thus bring their state into the top 25 states for literacy rather than making kids conform to a media induced "correct" body type? Ok so they weigh the kids...will the next laws force the kids to loose weight? I'm all for having schools have gym and get kids to work out...but do we really need more laws to tell us that? Is GA next going to write a law making the drinking of poison illegal? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 1st, 2008 at 4:06pm
It's Georgia, what do you expect?
-b0b (...freakin' Georgia.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 3rd, 2008 at 2:28pm
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/march2008/030308Cameraman.htm
Just one of the many reasons why the mayor and the rest of Detroit needs to be burned to ashes, the waters rise up, and carry the ashes to the sea. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 3rd, 2008 at 2:44pm
Everyone knows that if someone catches you on camera it will steal your soul.
Do you want your soul stolen? ...HUH, do ya? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 3rd, 2008 at 3:46pm
That's why I keep my soul in a safety deposit box.
-b0b (...misplaced the key awhile back.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 3rd, 2008 at 4:55pm
Do you keep it next to corys dignity?
Sorry cory I had to go there. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 3rd, 2008 at 10:14pm
No, I keep Corey's dignity under my pillow. He's been trying to steal it back for years, so I keep it close by in case he tries to Ninja it from me in the middle of the night.
-b0b (...used Ninja as a verb.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 4th, 2008 at 11:47am Quote:
I love how you can make any claim you want and it makes the news. How come though it only seems like anything made to try to explain anything in The Bible gets ink? Jesus didn't really die he just fell asleep on the cross after being beaten and nails shoved into his hands and feet and being hung from a cross for hours. Moses didn't really part the Red Sea, he and the Jews only got lucky cause at that precise moment the sands rose up and the water receded and when the Egyptians came the sand went away. So when this theory comes out I have to wonder just what makes this a news story and even remotely science. Sure you can have a theory. Like I could say that an all powerful Being is the "thing" that spoke to Moses. Mine is actually backed up with more proof than this hack does. Why doesn't the media report on "Supreme Being Spoke To Moses...details at 11!"? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 4th, 2008 at 2:12pm
That's just retarded. That entire article is made of fail.
-b0b (...lame.) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 4th, 2008 at 2:50pm
Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons and father of adventure roleplaying games, has passed away. :'(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax Quote:
-b0b (...will drink a Jolt in his honor this weekend.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:14pm
We need to get a D&D game going.
I should be back up there sometime... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:23pm
Thanks, that really narrows it down.
I'd love to get my D&D on. Just give me some advance notice and I'll make it happen. -b0b (...w00t!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:27pm
Come on bob. Can't you set up a webcam and a teamspeak server and lets get the game on!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:29pm
Sorry, my web cam
-b0b (...thinks it's funny because it's true.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:31pm
So you are unable to spend the $15 to get a new one?
...or how fast can you take and post pics? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:41pm spanky wrote on Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:31pm:
Your mom usually doesn't even have her clothes back on by the time the pictures hit the Interweb. -b0b (...thinks that is pretty fast.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 5th, 2008 at 8:36am
That still isn't as fast as you "finish."
Pat told me so! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 5th, 2008 at 10:46am
That's why I've made my piece with him getting the first one out of the way. All that crying and saying he was sorry was a real turn off for a while.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 5th, 2008 at 11:00am
You mean it's not a race?
-b0b (...is like Speed Racer.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 5th, 2008 at 11:17am Quote:
He stole my move! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 5th, 2008 at 1:10pm
This article probably belongs in the Cry Freedom thread, but it's just so random and stupid that I decided to put it in Random Stupidity instead. Enjoy!
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It's for the children. [smiley=Retard.gif] You know, if we just got rid of all the children, it would probably solve all of these problems. I'm just sayin'.... Are drug dealers really going to be deterred by this? Are they incapable of driving outside of Chicago to buy these little bags? Criminals can get drugs that are illegal in every state in the US but they can’t manage to bring in little plastic bags that are only illegal in Chicago? Are they incapable of finding substitutes for the baggies? Seriously, do these guys think drug dealers are simply going to give up on the lucrative narcotics trade because some plastic bags have been outlawed? -b0b (...Chicago in verse: TAX, BAN, TAX, BAN, TAX TAX BAN, TAX!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 5th, 2008 at 1:29pm
This is seriously going to take me out of the drug dealer business.
Getting coke from columbia...easy. Having to drive a couple miles for baggies...unpossible! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 6th, 2008 at 8:32am Quote:
I tried to get a trademark on screwing Spanky's mom, but it got revoked for prior art. ZING! -b0b (...wouldn't be surprised if the USPTO approved this one through sheer incompetence.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 6th, 2008 at 9:37am
Have you ever wondered how man 5 year olds you could take in a fight?
I scored a 23. Since there is a school right next to where I work I am going to go test this out during lunch. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 6th, 2008 at 10:52am
I scored a 26. I'm a fat ass, but I have no moral objections to doing whatever it takes to win.
You should also check out the zombie survival test: http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie I scored an 88%. Beat that! -b0b (...bring it on!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 6th, 2008 at 11:27am
I scored 47% on the zombie one. I wouldn't leave family behind.
Better than 0% I guess. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 6th, 2008 at 12:07pm
22 Kids and 61%. I got hit with the loved ones. Hey if this is the end of the world and I don't have a female to score with...what's the point of fighting?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 6th, 2008 at 12:14pm
There will be plenty of female zombie corpses available by the time you're done fighting. They're cheaper and they don't nag.
-b0b (...puts the romance back in necromancy.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 6th, 2008 at 1:58pm
I told you guys MySpace was evil!
Link Quote:
I got in some pretty big arguments with my parents when I was in my mid-teens, but the thought of shooting them never really crossed my mind. I guess I was an underachiever compared to this guy. -b0b (...if nothing else, he certainly won the argument.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 6th, 2008 at 2:20pm
Yeah I fought with my parents. But they fed me, gave me a place to live, and spent a lot of money raising me. So when it came down to it I shut my fucking mouth and lived with their rules.
This guy was so depressed that he couldn't talk to his friends online? So he wasn't being beaten/molested, he was being fed, and had a place to live. What the hell could he be so damned depressed about? This is why everyone should beat their kids. (when they do stupid shit!) I bet if he complained about having no internet and got the belt...next time he would ask for no internet. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 10th, 2008 at 9:40am Quote:
I usually don't post novels like this, but I thought it was one hell of a read. -b0b (...enjoyed it thoroughly.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 10th, 2008 at 12:15pm
That was awesome.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 10th, 2008 at 3:19pm
Government admits that vaccines might be linked to autism. Hmm I just read an article the other week with the media and others saying people that there is absolutely no link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV2WVbXEFWY&eurl=http://www.infowars.com/?p=705 Shoot even the guy at the end of this video claims these claims are bunk. He should have listened to the story that was on before he opened his big, fat mouth. X (Would have put this in the Cry Freedom thread...but it has disappeared) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 10th, 2008 at 4:24pm
Pat is right. The government stole our thread!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 12th, 2008 at 3:52pm
It's only Wednesday and I'm already prepared to nominate this article as the craziest story of the week!
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I can't even get through a decent magazine article on the crapper without my legs going numb. I hope her toilet seat was comfortable! -b0b (...weird!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 13th, 2008 at 3:39pm Quote:
That much concentrated stupidity should be fatal. -b0b (...wow.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 13th, 2008 at 3:49pm
I would have tazed them both just for lulz.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 13th, 2008 at 3:51pm
Tear gas for fun and profit!
-b0b (...because gas and a match is too expensive these days.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 17th, 2008 at 11:59am Quote:
If nothing else, the old method would've been a good motivator for them to work hard at school so they could get out of their hellhole of a country. -b0b (...wow!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 19th, 2008 at 8:48am Quote:
That stinks. What a crappy way to die! -b0b (...ba dum bump!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 24th, 2008 at 1:41pm Quote:
It's about time! -b0b (...thought the DA wouldn't have the guts.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 24th, 2008 at 1:44pm
/race card
/case closed |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 24th, 2008 at 1:50pm
He may be running out of race cards. He's played a full deck of 'em already.
-b0b (...has strong Wiki-fu.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 24th, 2008 at 2:01pm
Now all that is left...are the jokers!
Ooooo X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 24th, 2008 at 2:05pm
Elect crappy mayors, win crappy prizes!
He'll probably serve a couple months in prison, then get re-elected. If it works for Marion Barry in Washington D.C., it'll work for Kwame Kilpatrick in Detroit. -b0b (...sighs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 24th, 2008 at 2:08pm Quote:
Working too hard? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 24th, 2008 at 2:22pm
Heh, I bet you can tell what I'm working on right now!
-b0b (...fixed it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 24th, 2008 at 2:22pm
Only is DC can you get caught on tape doing a couple lines of coke and still get re-elected. Although, to be fair, if you're a DC mayor you have the same power to run the city as the DC senator does running the country.
Answer - absolutely none. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 24th, 2008 at 2:36pm Quote:
You got served! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 24th, 2008 at 4:12pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 24th, 2008 at 4:27pm spanky wrote on Mar 24th, 2008 at 2:36pm:
Fixed it for ya. -b0b (.../lame!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 24th, 2008 at 4:45pm spanky wrote on Mar 24th, 2008 at 4:12pm:
Those were most excellent! My favs were #9 (Independence Day) and #3 (Your Whole Damned Life). The first one was incredibly true, and the second one has "Spanky" written all over it. -b0b (...ID4 for the win!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 24th, 2008 at 4:54pm
That is so not true. Most of the time I spent
Roommate started bitching if I didn't... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 25th, 2008 at 1:57pm
One of the best and funniest articles I've ever read!
My Ultimate War Simulation Game -b0b (...can't handle the truth!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 25th, 2008 at 3:23pm
That was awesome and I would spend $60 on that game to actually own it...maybe.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 26th, 2008 at 8:49am Quote:
You have to respect a guy who can take a joke without being a jerk about it. Rick definitely gets a +1 in my book. -b0b (...thinks someone should RickRoll the Democratic National Convention.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 27th, 2008 at 10:53am
If you could legally buy nickels and melt them down for their content, they would be worth $0.068 each right now. You could make some serious cash that way.
http://www.coinflation.com/coins/1946-2007-Jefferson-Nickel-Value.html -b0b (...scary!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 27th, 2008 at 11:31am
Only in America can our money be worth more melted down that what it's actually worth.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 28th, 2008 at 10:04am Quote:
Five bucks says it was a Chevy S10. -b0b (...make it $10.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 28th, 2008 at 2:33pm Quote:
I nominate this for the greatest article ever written. -b0b (...EVAR!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 28th, 2008 at 2:49pm Quote:
That is wierd, the US and mexico are more alike than I thought. Quote:
Yeah I don't think so. They left out abortions and donkey shows... Seriously though, that picture could be from san francisco or bob's house there are so many fruits in it. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 30th, 2008 at 4:09pm Quote:
First of all, how can you make a profit off giving something away from free? Second of all, if he's talking about the selling of pirated movies then China and Japan are the biggest contributors to terrorists. Third, the security of the US threatened by someone cracking source codes and the like? This guy is almost as delusional as Alberto Gonzales was. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 1st, 2008 at 9:59am Quote:
No, this isn't an Onion article. Link here. -b0b (...bets they'll revert to Butter Finger in a couple years.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 1st, 2008 at 10:29am
Hahaha!
Some Game related April Fool's jokes. http://www.lotro.com/amonhen http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/moltencore/ http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml http://www.starcraft2.com/features/terran/taurenmarine.xml http://www.blizzard.com/us/diablo2exp/pinata.html Google's http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 1st, 2008 at 10:50am
I would go back to WoW if I could be a bard...with the facemelter!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 2nd, 2008 at 3:32pm Quote:
Bahaha, suck it UAW! -b0b (...cheers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 2nd, 2008 at 3:46pm
That is great news! Also I got a call earlier from custom flo about a chiller project at an american axel plant in lower MI. He had no idea whether it was the one in TR or the one by detroit though. I hope it is TR, a lot less of a chance of getting shot there...
Nevermind, called back and starting the project is at least two months out now because of some dumbass strike. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 2nd, 2008 at 4:40pm
Would you want to break the strike lines? Yikes! You'd end up being killed.
In fun news Senator Debbie Stabenow's husband was arrested and admitted to hooking up with a prostitute! http://www.wwmt.com/news/police_1348162___article.html/prostitute_husband.html Check out the pic and you don't really wonder why he went to one. X (DEMS DO IT TOO!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 8:23am
That's too funny, Stewie! I almost posted the same article and made the same comment about the picture. Yikes!
-b0b (...should have done it!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 4:03pm
So this made news because some guy would rather pay for it then bang the crypt keeper?
The cops should just say heres your fine...see you next weekend. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 4th, 2008 at 6:33am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 4th, 2008 at 1:22pm Quote:
If you look closely, you'll see that this currency has an expiration date on it. Money with an expiration date isn't real confidence-inspiring. -b0b (...would buy one for a buck.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 4th, 2008 at 4:32pm
Either is living in Zimbabwe.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 4th, 2008 at 4:36pm
Ooh, point taken!
-b0b (...touché!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 7th, 2008 at 2:17pm Quote:
I think Charles Heston may have been the last of the John Wayne's. May God richly bless him and his family. -b0b ("...they can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!") |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 7th, 2008 at 2:25pm Quote:
So...I can have his guns then? Wha, too soon? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 9th, 2008 at 3:49pm Quote:
I'm so glad the ATF is keeping me safe from dangerous criminals like Ryan Horsley. His wanton disregard for paperwork is a threat to us all! -b0b (...will double-check the "County" category on his 4473's from now on.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 9th, 2008 at 3:55pm
Lets prove it wasn't a waste of money...throw more money at it!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 9th, 2008 at 11:19pm Quote:
Boy you can tell this was an AFP article ha ha. Good for this guy for fighting the good fight! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 10th, 2008 at 1:32pm Quote:
Oh, for the love of peat moss... I hope they don't find my hit list with dinosaurs and Satan on it. These boys are just very, very lucky that the authorities found out about this hit list before Chuck Norris did. -b0b (...in other news, the entire state of New Jersey was destroyed today by a roundhouse kick.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 10th, 2008 at 4:49pm
Japan is at the top of my hit list.
...then, Canada! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 11th, 2008 at 1:40pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 11th, 2008 at 2:50pm
Wow, that's so ridiculous as to be almost unbelievable! UMG can blow me.
-b0b (...suck it!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 16th, 2008 at 3:39pm Quote:
Alright, guys, what is the hype on this movie? Will it be worth seeing, or is it going to suck? -b0b (...hopes it rocks!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 16th, 2008 at 4:48pm
It depends...if FOX lets Carter do what he wants then it'll be good. However if you hear Carter complaining about FOX or doing very little press...watch out. I like they're going to do a monster story and I hope this will get us one more alien conspiracy sum up movie.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 17th, 2008 at 8:30am
Pat! Got a question. If you refuse to sign a speeding ticket I assume it still sticks and you have to pay the fine no matter what, right?
If so, why did this guy get a tazin? Maybe because he mouthed off to the cop? At work and no sound. :( |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 17th, 2008 at 9:56am
He got tazed because he was disrespectin' authoritah!
-b0b (...has no sound at work either.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 17th, 2008 at 1:05pm
Well each state is different so I couldn't tell you if you could get arrested for not signing a ticket. Here in MI you don't have to sign.
However signing it is just a promise to show up in court or pay the fine; it's not an admission of guilt. Bob is correct. The officer is on some big power trip and you cannot ask questions, I guess. I do have to say that if I was ticketed on a highway there's no way I'm getting out of my car. Not to mention that's what traffic court is for. If the officer is writing you, he's probably not going to say he made a mistake. But this guy has to go to court anyways, at least I hope so, to sue the department for excessive force! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 9:21am Quote:
I'm sure this is fake, but it is still good for a laugh. -b0b (...roffled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 10:34am
Why does it matter how tall you are or how much you weigh when you have a damn shot gun (or shotty for bob!)?
...I would fear a 3 foot tall little girl if she was pointing a loaded shot gun at me. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 11:06am
Bahahaha, rox0r! The only thing better than girls with shotguns is girls with AR-15's.
-b0b (...will arm all of his children with the finest in American weaponry!) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 24th, 2008 at 12:14am Quote:
Once again, Hollywood loves stirring the pot on historical figures. I like that he calls it " A Realistic Portrait" and not "A Funny Idea I Got When High". X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 24th, 2008 at 8:44am
What a moron. I'd love to see what "evidence" this guy has to support his ridiculous claims.
I have to say, I really like this Bill Donohue guy, Catholic League notwithstanding. I'd shake his hand. -b0b (...expects nothing less from the director of Starship Troopers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 24th, 2008 at 10:10am Quote:
Some people are seriously screwed up in the head. This has to be some kind of late April Fool's Day prank. -b0b (...thinks this should be on Onion.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 24th, 2008 at 11:21am
Hitler be stylinz in his crunked shades, yo!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 24th, 2008 at 12:20pm
Nazis rule!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 30th, 2008 at 12:02pm Quote:
Where is Oddball when you need him? He went to Dartmouth for his undergrad, right? -b0b (...thinks someone needs to punch this woman in her hairy lip.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 30th, 2008 at 2:16pm
Wow...you know it's bad when the Dean tells you not to open up the Prof's email...I wish more of the story would come out now.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 1st, 2008 at 8:44am
What is with all these horrible women professors thinking every comment is meant to demean them?
Like my intro to psyc teacher Ms. Kern. One student called her a frigid bitch and she got all defensive. She didn't even care that it was true! I hope she goes to feminazi hell. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 2nd, 2008 at 11:26am Quote:
Apparently Moore expects people to believe the French manage to maintain a vast welfare state with the highest tax brackets topping out at 10%. Whatever stereotypes you might have about the French, hyper-efficiency isn't one of them. -b0b (...wonders where that fat bastard dreamed up this one?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 5th, 2008 at 9:08pm Quote:
http://usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/cars-trucks/daily-news/080429-2009-Prius-May-Reach-94-MPG/ May I be the first to call BS? I didn't even think a gallon of gasoline had enough energy to push a reasonably sized sedan that far at any efficiency. Spanky, what are your thoughts? What the heck did they do to the engine in this thing to get 94 MPG from it? Is it a "mostly electric" hybrid that will only get 94 MPG for about an hour with a full charge? If this is even remotely close to true, the big three are screwed. Toyota will be able to sell this car for darn near any price they want. -b0b (...15.6 MPG FTW!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 6th, 2008 at 11:40am
I would say that yes this is true. Hybrids have had the ability to get this kind of fuel efficiency for some time now, toyota is just the first to actually make it. Nifty thing is, they are getting some flack now that the first prius' are starting to have their batteries fail. Good thing it is only $5k + labor (dealer only) to fix.
Any car can get great economy with enough modifications (just like speed). I can't find the link now but the current record holding ranger is at 118 miles traveled on 1 gallon of gas. This was done on the salt flats (I think) with an average speed of 41mph. This vehicle weighed around 1000lbs and had its engine destroked from 2.3L to 1.3L. The article also said a 300lb person stepped on the back of the frame (where the bed of the truck should be) and warped it. So while this could be done with enough shaving/drilling/weight reduction it is very impractical. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 6th, 2008 at 12:57pm Quote:
If you're going to flip off the police, make sure you look where you're going, dumbass! -b0b (...revels in their misery.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on May 6th, 2008 at 3:13pm
GTA motha *#$&(@
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 6th, 2008 at 3:42pm spanky wrote on May 6th, 2008 at 11:40am:
It's all fun and games until you hit a mosquito and total your Ranger. -b0b (...Ranger down!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 15th, 2008 at 9:10am Quote:
At least we can trust her to rule fast food bans unconstitutional. -b0b (...bring me solo and the wookie! They will all pay for this outrage!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 15th, 2008 at 4:53pm
Reading that I thought she sounded exactly like
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 15th, 2008 at 7:43pm Quote:
One part of me wants to dropkick 'em in the nuts for pulling such an asinine stunt, but the other part of me wants to give 'em a high five for the sheer audacity of it! -b0b (...mmm, Krispy Kreme. Nom nom nom!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 16th, 2008 at 12:30pm Quote:
Well how else were they going to get their doughnuts?? Kripsy Kreme doesn't exactly deliver to helicopters (yet). When life gives you lemons...fly your damned helicopter and get some doughnuts. Quote:
But sadly all the evidence disappeared. /caseclosed |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 16th, 2008 at 1:28pm spanky wrote on May 16th, 2008 at 12:30pm:
Quick, check their fingers for stickiness! -b0b (...thinks that sounds kinda bad.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 19th, 2008 at 3:40pm
What Employers Should Look for When Hiring Women... in 1943.
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My oh my, how far we've come! -b0b (...wowza!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 19th, 2008 at 10:05pm
Here's a blurb about video game sales for last month. I thought this might be interesting for all you Wii haters out there...
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If you want to see something really crazy, check out Nintendo's stock for the last five years. I really wish I would've bought some Nintendo stock a few years back... -b0b (...diggity dang!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 20th, 2008 at 12:41pm
From Craigslist...
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-b0b (...wants a whole fleet of them.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 20th, 2008 at 1:20pm Quote:
Yes, because blind people have only been around the last 6 months. How on Earth did blind people survive so long with being discriminated against? Oh that's right...they folded their money certain ways depending on the amount. Also deaf people are discriminated against when people have conversations or watch movies in theaters. Mute people are discriminated against in choir. Let's not forget baseball discriminated against double arm amputees and people in wheelchairs! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 20th, 2008 at 1:35pm
Oh for the love of peat moss...
Next, they're going to claim that NPR Radio discriminates against deaf people. What a bunch of crap! -b0b (...needs to sue someone.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 20th, 2008 at 1:45pm
Affirmative action discriminates me as a white, male. WHEN WILL US WHITE MALES GET OUR DAY, HUH?!?!?!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 28th, 2008 at 11:23am Quote:
I wonder where she hid the jewels? -b0b (...wonders how the guy explained this to his wife?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by musiciannary on May 28th, 2008 at 12:43pm
Could you do me a favor and send me a link to the money discrimination article? That might be interesting to bring into my disability class, especially since WMU's program specializes in blindness... =)
Thank you! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 9th, 2008 at 2:14pm Quote:
I can hear it now: I told you kids stay the Hell of my lawn! I want one. -b0b (...would add spikes and a cow-launcher.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jun 9th, 2008 at 5:16pm
It was made for diabled people...but what about all of us that are just too lazy to walk anywhere?
And...burninating...nuff said. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Ironman on Jun 9th, 2008 at 5:46pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 9th, 2008 at 6:16pm Ironman wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 5:46pm:
In the first group to go rolling down the hill, I saw a flash of red and thought the guy tore his arm off or something. Unfortunately, it was just a red stripe on his shirt. -b0b (...was vaguely disappointed.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 12th, 2008 at 3:36pm
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=1903
some small independent game studio have published a point and click adventure game called Limbo of the Lost ...They also stole most of their backgrounds and art from current games. Some examples: Limbo of the Lost: UT2K4: Oblivion: http://www.kentmessenger.co.uk/paper/default.asp?article_id=9644&slide_id=1&newspage=2&searchkeyword=&searchpage=1 The company and game was started by these guys. They are about to be in a world of legal trouble. Bethesda I think has already moved to sue them. Here is a list of other games/movies they have copied: Diablo II, Painkiller, Unreal Tournament 2003, Enclave, Unreal Tournament 2004, Black & White, Thief: Deadly Shadows, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, Crysis, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, World of Warcraft, scenes from the 1997 film Spawn, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Rune |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 12th, 2008 at 4:58pm
I meant to post this yesterday but I got too busy and forgot about it. As of yesterday, ShackNews was only aware of the Oblivion ripoffs. I hadn't heard about the other games. Craziness!
The screenshots from Oblivion were such obvious ripoffs that I can't figure out how the company thought they'd get away with it. I haven't played Oblivion for over a year now and I recognized several of the screenshots right off the bat. Heck, I can tell you the names of the locations even now! "Limbo of the Lost" is just a point-and-click adventure, kind of like Myst. The "developers" apparent just turned off the UI in the other games, took a screenshot, and used them as flat 2D backgrounds for their point-and-click game. As one poster on ShackNews pointed out, they could have at least used a decent computer and cranked the image quality before they took the screenshots! This is pathetic. I have no idea how they thought they would get away with this. -b0b (...gives 'em the finger.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Jun 12th, 2008 at 10:24pm
I hope the developers get away with it and the publishers get caught because the stupid publishers probably bought the game from the developers without knowing anything about gaming. The guys holding the game obviously had money to spend and didn't know a lick about gaming.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 12th, 2008 at 10:58pm This is such complete and utter tripe. How could they be so blatant and not expect to get caught? Pirates of the Carribean and Vampire: Bloodlines have also been spotted. I've played darn near all of these games, so this really blows my mind. I almost want to download a copy of Limbo of the Lost just to find out how the heck they combined all of these genres into one game? -b0b (...hopes they get destroyed in court.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 12th, 2008 at 11:04pm
...and here's the kicker. This is from an earlier interview conducted in December 2006.
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What a crock. -b0b (...fumes.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 13th, 2008 at 12:29am
heh not to mention their little UI graphic is what Blizzard uses on some of their WoW wallpapers.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 25th, 2008 at 8:42am Quote:
Imagine the maintenance on this thing! Not only the cost, but the feasibility! Just when I thought nothing more pointless than Head On could be developed, Dubai comes along with this beast. Crazy! -b0b (...JENGA!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Jun 25th, 2008 at 9:22am
people say that they nearly get sick from regular sky scrapers swaying back and fourth. I can only imagine with this one.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jun 25th, 2008 at 9:38am Quote:
WHAT!? Head On is not pointless!! You apply directly to the forehead...then secks?? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 25th, 2008 at 11:06am
1) Apply directly to forehead.
2) ...? 3) PROFIT! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 26th, 2008 at 9:19am Quote:
They are also the proud state that issued the 2GRLS1CUP plate. -b0b (...roffles.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 30th, 2008 at 2:33pm Quote:
Wow. This student should have been whacked upside the head with a book, but no, we're going to give him credit for insulting us instead! -b0b (...drop the frickin' curtain already!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 30th, 2008 at 5:05pm
Well it's because our precious little snowflake might get his feelings hurt and he only wrote that because he wasn't able to deal with standardize testing that challenges him waaay too much. Boo hoo.
X (Won't somebody please think of the children!....SERIOUSLY!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 9:25am Quote:
I had no idea Spanky was Swedish! -b0b (...thinks that might explain the odd bondage fetish.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 11:13am
Chrono Trigger is coming to Nintendo DS!
http://www.square-enix.co.jp/ctds/ Honestly, I'm not all that excited about yet-another Chrono Trigger port, but this is somewhat momentous because it shows that Square hasn't completely forgotten the franchise. Hopefully they'll get off their collective butts and start working on a second sequel! For those of you that aren't familiar with Chrono Trigger, it is the best game ever, and you can go straight to hell if you disagree with me. -b0b (...try me. I dare you.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 12:20pm Quote:
Any article written by WWMT is actively painful to read, but this one was funny enough that it warranted a post here, crappy writing and all! -b0b (...seriously, WTF?!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 10th, 2008 at 12:56pm Quote:
You guys have got to check out the photo slideshow at the bottom of the article here! -b0b (...wonders if Mere would've hitched him at the Roffle House?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 10th, 2008 at 7:17pm
See even rednecks play to stereotypes! Why did his name have to add insult to injury? Bubba!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 10th, 2008 at 8:19pm
I know this prob. belongs under Pictures and Video thread...but this guy was an idiot!!!
http://break.com/index/how-not-to-use-the-drive-through-atm.html |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 11th, 2008 at 8:48am X wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 8:19pm:
Holy crap! He must have really hit that thing to bring it down completely! I'm glad nobody else was waiting under that awning! When I worked at the bank, one of the most common maintenance problems was repairing the "cash drawer" at the branch offices. This is the drawer that slides out from the building into the first lane that allows people to make deposits or get change rolls that can't go through the vacuum tube. Even when closed, it sticks out from the building about six inches. It used to get hit on a fairly regular basis, even though it was very brightly marked. One time, it got hit so hard that it was ripped out of the building, and much of the brick facade around it was damaged. Interesting times... -b0b (...picks his jaw up from the floor.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 11th, 2008 at 3:46pm Quote:
Dang, what size of compartment would you need to hide $300,000 worth of cocaine? I mean, you can't just put $200,000 worth of cocaine in the glove box. I'd guess that the $100,000 of cocaine was in some sort of trunk container. Anyway, its good that the $50,000 worth of cocaine is off the streets! -b0b (...wipes his nose. Repeatedly.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jul 11th, 2008 at 7:04pm
50 pounds of coke isn't even that big really....you could have easily fit that much in that back of brineys lan van.
Now inside an infiniti...hidden....while impressive....isnt actualy an impossible feet....but it is pretty damn amazing. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 11th, 2008 at 8:19pm
Wes? Have you been doing more than skipping out on court appearance for traffic violations?!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jul 11th, 2008 at 9:37pm
Haha no. But I know that cocaine is roughly the same mass and consistency as flour (Thats why its commonly used as a means of "watering" down cocaine). And I know what a one pound bag of loosely packed flour that you buy at the grocery store looks like.
Considering that a drug dealer probably packages his cocaine a helluva lot more compact than that, I can imagine 50 of those bags easily fitting into a vehicle. I think b0b was misunderstanding that "400,000" dollars in cocaine isn't exactly the same amount as lets say....."400,000" dollars of chocolate :) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 12th, 2008 at 1:44am
Mmm, chocolate!
-b0b (...not really.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 18th, 2008 at 11:40am Quote:
I wonder how this guy deals with more specific verses, such as Leviticus 20:13? It sounds like the judge is just going to throw this out, thankfully. If not, he needs to be tarred, feathered, and run out of town. -b0b (...grumbles.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 18th, 2008 at 12:28pm
Well he should wait 4 years until the Dems can get the "Fairness Doctrine" made into law and do what Canada did...make The Bible hate speech.
I wonder if suing God is a sin? Or if I can sue for things like, "Render unto Cezar what is Cezar's"...my computer just keeps hitting me up for "protection money". X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 18th, 2008 at 2:26pm Quote:
Pat, is this you? -b0b (...ponders.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 18th, 2008 at 3:12pm
*couch couch*...I didn't even know Battle Creek has a "church of Scientology. I got to find this youtube video...I like watching them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RoH_NYsXBk X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 22nd, 2008 at 9:04am Quote:
Why am I posting this story? Check out the picture of the two starving souls mentioned... Listen, I'm by no means a small guy, but at least I pay for my Twinkies with my own hard-earned cash. If you have to weigh-in down at the local cattle feed store, chances are that you're not hurting for grocery money. If she needs a job but can't find a car to get there, why doesn't she consider a bicycle. Not only would she make money that way, but she would definitely lose some weight in the process. I propose a cage match to the death. The loser will be rendered into meat and given to the winner. Manlaw? The best part is that we'll keep paying for these losers until they die. Just wait until they are diagnosed with diabetes, congestive heart failure, or any other disease that is commonly found in the morbidly obese. Then, we'll get to foot the bill for Medicare/Medicaid, too! What, you didn't think they'd paid for it themselves, did you? -b0b (...should just quit and go on welfare.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 22nd, 2008 at 10:18am
Hooray for wealth redistribution!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 22nd, 2008 at 1:20pm Quote:
First of all, my brith, 24 years ago, left me depressed and hurt. Where's my money. Second, 700+ dollars is not too much less on what I make every 2 weeks. I sure don't use it all right now, considering I'm saving up for my own place. But dang, if that's monthly and she lives in govt housing and doesn't have TV/Phone (which they probably do). It could be done. When will people realize that govt assistance was really there only for a short while, not to sustain a person from cradle to grave? Of course, if Hillary Clinton and her compatriots have her way, we'll be giving people cars *comes from an actual news story about giving illegal immigrants not only drivers licenses but cars as well.* X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 22nd, 2008 at 5:07pm
I just don't get it. Those women have fail written all over them.
The mother is 40, but she has never held a job. She claims that she can't work because of a car accident that occurred 17 years ago has left her... depressed. So if she got hit by a car when she was 23, why the hell didn't she have a job or a college degree at that time? -b0b (...GRRR!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 23rd, 2008 at 8:41am Quote:
If you can't put forth the minimal effort to get a high school degree or GED the government should give you the goose egg until you do...then you have 2 months worth of support before it cuts off. ...and having a kid does not change the amount of money you get. (lets see how this effects birth rates) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 23rd, 2008 at 1:18pm
I will take up the effort and have the govt pay me to go around the country and find people like these, look carefully at their situation, and if they're like these people. I give them good smacks to the face. I figure, I'd get something out of giving these people my money.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 24th, 2008 at 3:51pm Quote:
Cold War 2.0: This Time For Reals Yo is off to a good start. Never fear though, I have on good authority that if you hide under your desks nuclear weapons cannot harm you. /nod |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 25th, 2008 at 8:31am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Jul 25th, 2008 at 9:03am
I've been looking for something like this my whole life!
Awesome. Now what do I do? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 25th, 2008 at 5:58pm
That's just freaky...I'm going to watch em all...crazy Japs
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 28th, 2008 at 11:18am
Reason # 479 why we should have kept nuking japan.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 28th, 2008 at 3:56pm
From drudgereport/ The Smoking Gun:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0728082joker1.html Three Rivers lol! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 28th, 2008 at 3:57pm
The best part is that I use to work with this guy at Taco Bell. This is hilarious that someone actually made TSG. I wonder what it feels like to know you're being ridiculed by the entire world like this?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 28th, 2008 at 4:09pm
Hey, somebody has to put TR on the map. Why shouldn't it be him?
-b0b (...wonders WTF he was trying to steal?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 28th, 2008 at 4:14pm
I assume it was the big huge Dark Knight poster on the way to theater 4,5, and 6. It's those hanging material posters.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 28th, 2008 at 6:18pm
I just saw Channel 3's news story on this.
It seems that if he would have come a few days before dressed up he would have been the only participant in a contest to win a Dark Knight poster. Hilarious, ironic, and boy do I feel sorry for him lol...not really. Anyone else think that a felony is a bit tough here? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 28th, 2008 at 7:17pm
They charged him with a felony? There's no way that poster could be worth enough to justify that kind of charge!
-b0b (...is dumbfounded.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Jul 28th, 2008 at 9:48pm
They probably think its the start of a joker crime wave so they decide to try to stop it and make an example out of him.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 29th, 2008 at 3:22am
sigh now he is on yahoo's front page... what the crap is wrong with the media?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080728/ap_on_fe_st/odd_joker_arrested |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 29th, 2008 at 6:57am
This shows you that having movies people haven't seen yet cause crime. We should burn Hollywood to the ground and then burn the ashes. Then we will have no more crime. The end.
X (btw...it's on Drudge Report too...and I heard it on AM590 this morning coming home from work) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 29th, 2008 at 3:55pm
I bet Stewie is going to have a stroke over this...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 29th, 2008 at 5:24pm
He's been saying that for years. It's too bad his "sources" don't come forward. Mitchell has been the "fringe" astronaut out of the 12 moon men and he even carried out a psychic experiment while on the moon.
There are a lot of strange things surrounding our trips to the moon. I do believe we went there...however...there are some strange things. With Mitchell for example, he says that he cannot remember a lot of the most pivotal moment of his life. This isn't due to old age because even in the late 70s and early 80s he was having a hard time recalling what he did on the moon. This seems just odd and I wonder if something wasn't done to his, and others', memories. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 29th, 2008 at 6:59pm
Our good friend "The Joker" showed up on Wii News today. It's crazy seeing Three Rivers on the Wii. I bet it'll never happen again.
-b0b (...w00t!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 31st, 2008 at 1:49pm
Before I move to the next story I was listening to ScrewAttack.com's podcast, Side Scrollers, and one of the news stories they covered was the TR Joker. Wow...put us on the map for once.
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I say fake. First of all we all "know" Canada aren't violent people. Second of all we "know" that when you outlaw guns, no one kills anyone else. Sadly, this is a really sick person and this is one of the few times I think the death penalty would be okay. Stab, gut, and behead are sick, sick acts...esp. on a sleeping passenger that hasn't done one thing. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 31st, 2008 at 4:04pm Quote:
Pure genius. This is right up there with the light bulb and the automobile. -James (...sweet!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 31st, 2008 at 7:32pm
Can I gargle the bacon grease too?
X (Bacon in the morning right after waking up sound yucky) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 1st, 2008 at 8:30am
Bacon as soon as I wake up would rock. But I would need a nap after eating though...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 1st, 2008 at 8:31am
When they come up with one that can make biscuits and gravy, give me a call.
-b0b (...and don't forget eggs and toast!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 7th, 2008 at 6:14pm Quote:
Well, at least now he'll get to meet his constituents face-to-face. -b0b (...stone cold mayorin' all up in this biotch.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 7th, 2008 at 11:21pm
BURN! [smiley=FireMan.gif]
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 8th, 2008 at 8:20am
A criminal...being treated like a criminal??
What has our justice system come to? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 8th, 2008 at 9:39am Quote:
I meant to post this last week and never got around to it. It's interesting to see that we finally found the guy responsible for this! -b0b (...weird.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 8th, 2008 at 1:50pm
You mean it's interesting that the govt waited until he was set to go on trial to "suicide" him? Ya I completely agree.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 12th, 2008 at 10:12am Quote:
You can find the video here and some vaguely-NSFW pictures here. -b0b (...verah niiiice.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 12th, 2008 at 3:50pm
Why is she talking...she needs to just say, "I like being Lara Croft because I'm fricken hot and I add that to the game play so 14 y/o boys can pause the game for 2 minutes."
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 12th, 2008 at 4:37pm X wrote on Aug 12th, 2008 at 3:50pm:
Fixed it! -b0b (...bahaha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 13th, 2008 at 7:06am
How many times have I told you b0b...Stop spying on me!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 14th, 2008 at 3:40pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 14th, 2008 at 3:55pm
Oh... my.... God...
-b0b (...wishes he could punch people via TCP/IP.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Aug 15th, 2008 at 3:24pm
Briney GeekCrew Administrator Posts: 1337 Oct 15th, 2005
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 15th, 2008 at 3:41pm
Somewhere, I have a screenshot of my 1,337th post.
I remember those days of yore when I had a meager 1,337 posts. It seems like an eternity ago! Damn it feels good to be a post whore! -b0b (...notes that Spanky will surpass Briney in ten posts!) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 15th, 2008 at 3:45pm
Really?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 15th, 2008 at 3:45pm
That's surprising.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 15th, 2008 at 3:58pm
I couldn't find post 1337, but I did come across a screenshot of post 2600. Oh, to be a newb again!
-b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 19th, 2008 at 9:15am Quote:
His parents are retards. What is going to happen when the Guitar Hero craze dies off and he has no skills? I can see him working at McDonald's bragging about how he used to be an awesome Guitar Hero player. I would pay big money to see the look on his face when his pimply-faced coworkers say "WTF is Guitar Hero?" -b0b (...thinks this story is made of Fail.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 19th, 2008 at 10:38am
Wow that's just retarded. Fata1ity might be the only person to get anywhere with competitive gaming and even he's loathed as a Paris Hilton on the geek community.
Let him take up a real skill...you know...LIKE PLAYING THE ACTUAL SONG AND AN ACTUAL GUITAR! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Aug 19th, 2008 at 2:05pm
Anybody see the "Guitar Queero" episode of southpark?
Watch it here... http://www.southparkstudios.com/ |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 19th, 2008 at 2:26pm
1. If you can't/won't at least finish high school you deserve to be a hobo.
2. That episode was pretty good, best part was when he played guitar hero acoustically...freaking classic. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Aug 21st, 2008 at 8:22pm
"It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons crowd to disparage a fellow countryman's memory of war from the comfort of mom's basement..."
McCain just used D&D to mock people... Oh it's on! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 25th, 2008 at 10:27am
This was posted on AR15.com today. I thought it was pretty interesting, so I stole it.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 25th, 2008 at 4:26pm Quote:
Admittedly, that was pretty funny. -b0b (...found it here.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 3rd, 2008 at 11:21pm Quote:
So now carbon emissions are not only responsible for the rapid heating of the Earth, but at the same time are the prime cause of global cooling, according to the WWF. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 4th, 2008 at 6:42am
Maybe next year will be entirely "normal." Then, we'll get to see these idiots blame neutral weather on global warming.
-b0b (...it's neither too hot nor too cold, must be carbon emissions!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 9th, 2008 at 10:57pm
So you know the new mayor of Detroit? She has to be better than Kwami right? Bah ha ha ha ha!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 10th, 2008 at 9:48am Quote:
...so no, she doesn't have confidence. haha! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 10th, 2008 at 10:26am MediaMaster wrote on Sep 10th, 2008 at 9:48am:
"...but she's a woman, so we'll give her a free pass." -b0b (...thought that was pretty much implied.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 10th, 2008 at 2:41pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080910/ap_on_go_co/oil_speculation
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told you (whoever) yes we have a free market, etc, but comon when you affect the lives of most people in the world cause you want to make some more billions.... yea, go die. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 10th, 2008 at 6:27pm
Of course this means the free market should find an alternative...not just give it over to the govt to screw it even more.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 11th, 2008 at 6:41am
Trust me, that alternative is far worse. It would be like treating a stubbed toe via amputation.
-b0b (...would love to find a decent alternative, though.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 11th, 2008 at 3:43pm
http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/
Updated in real time! Subscribe the the RSS to be notified of an update! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 11th, 2008 at 4:48pm
That website really put my mind at ease.
...but I am still sitting here hitting F5! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 11th, 2008 at 6:25pm
If the page ever says Yes then we know it's wrong because in order to read it the Earth couldn't have been destroyed.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 11th, 2008 at 7:46pm
To quote Family Guy: Eisner to Ted Turner:
Thank you Ted, that was the joke. ;D |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 11th, 2008 at 7:51pm
To quote South Park:
The writers of Family Guy are manatees? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 11th, 2008 at 9:55pm X wrote on Sep 11th, 2008 at 6:25pm:
Good job, Blue! You've found a clue! -b0b (...golf claps.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 11th, 2008 at 11:15pm
By the way, you can check out a really nifty live webcam of the Large Hadron Collider here...
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html -b0b (...w00t!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 12th, 2008 at 8:08am
Something just isn't right with that picture. I know! People in France don't drive SUVs.
On a side note, saw an escalade (of course it had rimses) driving to work this morning with the license plate "CTYSKNK" ...at least she knows the truth. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 12th, 2008 at 3:47pm
Why the heck would anyone want to advertise that?
Dumb, dumb dumb dumb! -b0b (...duuuuuuuumb!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 16th, 2008 at 6:05pm
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D937U9BO1&show_article=1
97% of kids play video games Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 16th, 2008 at 8:19pm
What the heck is wrong with the other 3%?
-b0b (...freeeeeaks!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 17th, 2008 at 8:09pm Quote:
Emphasis mine. I don't know about you, but I'd love to get an 11% pay increase on top of a 3% cost-of-living adjustment. The pension increase and bonuses are just icing on the cake! Who still gets a pension in this day and age, anyway? Seriously, how the heck can these guys be complaining about an offer of this magnitude? -b0b (...and they wonder why AirBus is kicking their butts?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 24th, 2008 at 6:35pm
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html
I'm calling the police if you guys come to the LAN and do this. X (PRECEDENCE!!!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 24th, 2008 at 10:07pm
Don't try that with Wes. You'd die a fiery death before you could even reach the telephone.
-b0b (...it burns and stings!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 25th, 2008 at 8:15am Quote:
Good, now that we have found that farts stink we are able to move on to more important police work... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 25th, 2008 at 8:47am
Don't be so hasty. Ithink we need to spend a ton of government research money on investigating this phenomenon in greater depth!
-b0b (...universities to the rescue!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Sep 25th, 2008 at 4:09pm
In trying to research this topic b0b made a huge pot of chili...there were no survivors.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 25th, 2008 at 8:48pm
Admittedly, my chili might be the only substance on earth that causes flatulence so virulent that even Wes starts gagging.
-b0b (...got thrown out of his own bedroom for that.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 6th, 2008 at 7:03am Quote:
So I guess we DO arrest kids for anything in schools these days. Also how do you get arrested for "suspicion" to interfere? If you can be arrested for that, every time a cops suspects anyone of a crime they could be arrested. I highly doubt the kid resisted arrest and assaulted the police officer if all he did was refuse to give up his headband. Finally, one piece of cloth causes an entire school building to be locked down? How afraid are we of our kids? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 6th, 2008 at 11:11am
As is typical for American mass media, the article wasn't very clear about what the student did when he "turned aggressive." If he was just being a typical teenage idiot, the police officer was out of line for arresting him. If he was actually getting physically aggressive or resisting a lawful request from the officer, then the officer had every right (and obligation) to arrest him.
The same goes for his friends. If they were just being idiots, that is nothing out of the ordinary. If they were aiding their friend in resisting a lawful arrest, then each one of them should have gotten -b0b (...w0rd.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 6th, 2008 at 1:11pm Quote:
I have always said that kids are our future...unless we stop them now! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 9th, 2008 at 6:42am
Is Jedi the plural form of Jedi?
-b0b (...thinks of odd things at 6:30am.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 9th, 2008 at 7:00am
No, because even the Emperor says "Jedis"...and he would know...playing both sides of the field.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 9th, 2008 at 10:03am X wrote on Oct 9th, 2008 at 7:00am:
Just like Spanky. -b0b (...zing!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 9th, 2008 at 1:18pm
Jealous much?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 9th, 2008 at 3:41pm
Unless the "field" is his right and left palms, i don't think spanks is playing either side of the field...
haha...get it...? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 9th, 2008 at 4:57pm The_Fat_Man wrote on Oct 9th, 2008 at 3:41pm:
Fixed it for you. -b0b (...so small.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 9th, 2008 at 8:46pm
Come on, it was freezing out.
...that's what the cold does, it shrinks things. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 14th, 2008 at 10:15pm
Mike Nash, Microsoft vice president for Windows Product Management, made a blog post earlier today on the Vista blog stating that Window 7 will be the official name of... Windows 7.
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That's a bit lackluster. The really confusing thing is that Window 7 is really Windows 6.1. Windows NT was v4.0, 2000 was v5.0, XP was v5.1, Server 2003 is v5.2, and Vista is v6.0. Windows 7 is v6.1, which you can see at any command prompt. Can you imagine a support call about this? Techie: Are you running Windows 7? N00b: Well, no, it says here that I'm running Windows 6.1... Techie: Facepalm. Seriously retarded. Hopefully Microsoft will at least have the foresight to increase their product number to 7.0 to match the title. Of course, since Windows 7 is just an incremental upgrade to Windows Vista (much like XP was to 2000), that doesn't make sense either. -b0b (...better than Vista, I guess.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Oct 15th, 2008 at 9:10am
What you describe is the ever so common conflict between IT/Engineers/Techies and Management/Marketing.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 15th, 2008 at 11:31am
It really is true. My bosses believe that the technology we have can do anything they've seen in movies. Because I like money, I have to explain to them that we are not the govt with a billion dollars to spend on the technology they want and/or the system we have now, is not capable of what they've seen in Blade Runner.
TELL ME HOW A CAMERA CAN LOOK BEHIND CORNERS?! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:01pm
I dunno man I saw it in Enemy of the State and all Will Smith movies are real.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:13pm Quote:
An elaborate system of mirrors... Do I have to solve all of your problems?! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 15th, 2008 at 4:06pm X wrote on Oct 15th, 2008 at 11:31am:
For what its worth, not every part of the .gov has billions of dollars to spend on new toys. You should see some of the stuff I have to work with! -b0b (...isn't complaining.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 15th, 2008 at 4:33pm
You should see what I have to deal with then...
Me: Hard wired logic contorllers, when the hell was this put in? Guy from casting plant: Our records show this was put in in 1978. Me: *sigh* ...and 5000 posts, b0b is a post whore. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 26th, 2008 at 4:53pm
Only 9 days to go until election day, and I'm sitting in Washington D.C. Everything is crazy here. There must be a hundred thousand people protesting on the national mall right now.
I think I'm going to take a bus downtown later this week to check out some of the monuments. Anything I should watch out for? -b0b (...knows some of you have been here before.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 26th, 2008 at 9:17pm
I haven't been there since the hike in security. can you still go up the Washington monument?
Also, didn't know you were going to DC. aside from protests, etc, how is it? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 26th, 2008 at 11:14pm
Be careful of the 68 people trying to sell you the same generic brand of Okleys and Rolexes.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 27th, 2008 at 7:38pm MediaMaster wrote on Oct 26th, 2008 at 9:17pm:
I'm here all week for some training. The political campaigning around here is crazy. Every square foot of wall and lawn space is covered with campaign posters. I've seen most of the monuments from a distance, but I haven't gotten close enough to any of them to see what the security is like. I was really surprised at hose close the monuments were to the airport. It couldn't have been more than 2,000 feet from the runway. The pentagon was also somewhat surprising, being much closer to the national mall than I anticipated. -b0b (...is eating a burrito.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 30th, 2008 at 9:29am Quote:
You know it's sad when you think you can claim victory with a "only 147" fires are reported. How about we just let it burn and have Lake Huron rise up and wash the ash away? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 30th, 2008 at 5:08pm
Yeah, now that Kwame Kilpatrick is gone, there is no point in retaining Detroit for the comedic value.
-b0b (...would keep the Museum District, though.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 31st, 2008 at 12:35am
Red text makes my eyes bleed fire.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 31st, 2008 at 7:29am
I would pay $100,000 to see that.
X (Really would) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 31st, 2008 at 7:57am
I don't know about $100,000, but I'd definitely be willing to pitch in $3.50.
-b0b (...and a free soft drink coupon.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 31st, 2008 at 12:38pm
Can I have tree fiddy?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 31st, 2008 at 1:23pm
You guys seen this shit? I don't know if it's fake or not...it's hard to tell with the shoddy video quality.
People are all up in arms over this, and I agree if it's real...kind of a fucked up thing to do.... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86e_1225055845 |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 31st, 2008 at 1:24pm Aww, you're the Loch Ness Monster! I knew it! Get out of here Loch Ness Monster! I'm not givin' you no tree fitty! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 15th, 2008 at 11:06am
http://www.foxnews.com/images/464101/3_21_111108_busad1_450.jpg
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It is incredibly insulting that a taxpayer-financed government institution would run such a blatantly hateful advertisement. It is painfully obvious that this advertisement was deliberately timed as an attack on Christians. Five bucks says that if I tried to run a "Why Believe in Allah" advertisement during Ramadan, they would laugh in my face and show me the door. -b0b (...grr.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 15th, 2008 at 1:41pm
That's because it's cool to attack Christians...we don't riot either. I wonder how you get the money to put up these ads and what you get out of it?
Step 1: Hmm, that poster makes sense, no God for me!.... Step 2: ? Step 3: No Prophet! X (And a groan is heard through the world!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 15th, 2008 at 2:03pm X wrote on Nov 15th, 2008 at 1:41pm:
You can go straight to hell in some states for telling a pun that bad. -b0b (...not California, though.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 28th, 2008 at 11:30am
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/article1982939.ece
Batman (bruce wayne) is killed by his own dad who faked his death!!! WTF!!!! gay gay gay gay |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 28th, 2008 at 12:03pm
That's extraordinarily retarded. Incredibly, super-powerfully retarded. Huffing-paint-to-get-high stupid. Riding-the-short-bus retarded. Mom-said-I-don't-have-to-wear-my-helmet-today retarded.
-b0b (...DURRRRRRR!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 28th, 2008 at 10:03pm
Uber skippy peat moss retarted
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 12th, 2008 at 12:20am
http://www.reuters.com/article/InvestmentOutlook09/idUSTRE4BA5CO20081211
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Wow Bob, you've been leading a secret life and all this time we never knew! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 16th, 2008 at 9:54am
http://wcbstv.com/business/madoff.ponzi.scheme.2.888036.html
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So question. Wtf is Social Security? Isn't it by description a giant Ponzi scheme? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 16th, 2008 at 10:26am
Indeed, Social Security is a massive Ponzi scheme. Just like Madoff, Social Security will one day fall when the amount of money coming in is exceeded by the amount of money going out.
With the oldest baby boomers reaching retirement age this year, I have a feeling that day is closer than we've imagined. -b0b (...never expects to see a dime of his SS "investment.") |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Dec 17th, 2008 at 10:36am
The United States will not exist by the time you need your SS.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 17th, 2008 at 11:44am
Yea I agree.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=11236 8 trillion cost for these bailouts. 3 trillion accessed so far. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 18th, 2008 at 12:44pm Quote:
This sounds like something Spanky would do. Kudos! -b0b (...would buy fast food there.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 22nd, 2008 at 8:40am Quote:
This story just won't go away. Thanks, Spencer, for putting us on the map! -b0b (...at least we don't have Verne Troyer.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 30th, 2008 at 9:59am Quote:
Best. Story. EVARRRR! -b0b (...give this man a Pulitzer!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 6th, 2009 at 2:12pm Quote:
Although we all hate Apple equally (except Briney), they are the undisputed leader in digital music sales. With them finally throwing in the towel on DRM, I'm guessing everyone else will follow suit relatively soon. It's about time! -b0b (...cheers!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 6th, 2009 at 4:07pm
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D95HPUGG0&show_article=1
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When do banks realize we aren't going to pay this back anytime soon? And I hate Macs, but I can stomach the pain and use them from time to time. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 6th, 2009 at 5:49pm
All of this deficit spending is going to come back to bite us in the butt before too long. At some point, our entire debt service will go to paying interest. Eventually, other countries are going to charge higher interest rates for their loans, and the whole system is going to get a rude awakening.
-b0b (...can't print your way out of this one, Bernanke.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 6th, 2009 at 7:12pm
I wonder if anyone will wake up and go, "Ya know the only thing worth anything is what someone can do for me" and we go to a barter system again. Think about it - gold, silver, etc. are the basic basis for all economies. Ooo it's shinny, but who cares? The only thing worth anything is what you can do for me.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 29th, 2009 at 9:34am Quote:
You never hear anybody complain about Toyota's job bank, even though they got $3.2 billion in grants from Senators Shelby and Corker. Anyway, this is definitely a step in the right direction and I can only hope that Ford and Chrysler will be making similar announcements in the near future. -b0b (...otherwise, Toyota will be snapping them up.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 30th, 2009 at 11:02pm
I just thought I'd post in this thread that Battlestar Galactica frustrates me to no end sometimes.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 31st, 2009 at 7:57pm
Since we're posting random stuff, I should mention that Mere and I landed in Florida a couple hours ago. We're finally getting around to taking our postponed Disney vacation.
Thank God for cellular Interweb connections! -b0b (...w00t!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Feb 1st, 2009 at 1:02am
You're in Orlando b0b?
I wish you'd told me a head of time, I could have met ya for a cup of coffee or something before you headed back dork! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 1st, 2009 at 7:25pm The_Fat_Man wrote on Feb 1st, 2009 at 1:02am:
I totally forgot you were down here. The weather is frickin' perfect this time of year! -b0b (...is jealous.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Feb 2nd, 2009 at 1:06am
Was actually freezing the day you got here lol
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 8th, 2009 at 12:36am
Geez, I leave for a week and you guys drop off the face of the planet!
We got to Florida in time to enjoy record low temperatures (and cheerleaders!), then got back to Michigan just in time to meet the record high temperatures. I think Al Gore broke the planet. -b0b (...w00t!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Feb 8th, 2009 at 1:56am
Yeah what was it 2 or 3 days ago it was 22 degrees outside at 2am.
TWENTY TWO DEGREES! That's like...-45 in Michigan. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 13th, 2009 at 4:17pm Quote:
As one Ars Technica reader so aptly put it, "They should begin the proceedings with a moment of silence to the thousands of musicians who died of starvation in the 80's after the recordable audio cassette came out. Just to remind everyone how serious this issue really is." I have to hand it to Pirate Bay, they really know how to put on a show. I have a feeling they're going to get slaughtered in court, but I hope they have some fun on the way down! -b0b (...is glad TPB will still be around regardless of the outcome of this case.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 17th, 2009 at 12:52pm Quote:
This almost reads like an Onion article. This is sure to be the trial of the century. Move over, OJ! In all seriousness, I hope the plaintiff is forced to pay all court costs, plus a fine for wasting the court's time. What's next, are we going to ask a judge to intervene every time Jimmy and Sally get into a playground spat? -b0b (...I'm suing!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 8th, 2009 at 2:10am
Happy time change! Don't forget to set your clocks back!
-b0b (...had to get up at 2:00am to babysit the time change at work.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 9th, 2009 at 11:34am
I came across this interesting site and thought you guys might want to take a look...
http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/redmond/groups/ivm/HDView/HDGigapixel.htm Microsoft Research has come up with some interesting technology that combines multiple small images of a landscape into one massively-detailed image ranging from 1-5 gigapixel. You have to download a small snap-in (IE or FireFox) to view the images, but the result is incredible. In one sample picture of the Seattle skyline, you can zoom out to view the entire skyline, or zoom in to make out the detailed features of a construction worker. I think this technology would make for an awesome online edition of Where's Waldo! -b0b (...w00t!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:56am Quote:
I had to post this one just for the headline. As soon as I saw it, the first word that came to mind was Spanky. -b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 11th, 2009 at 2:33am
Why not 70? Because 69 is a mouth full.
X ::) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 12th, 2009 at 12:22pm Quote:
Renaming the Sears Tower is stupid and pointless. Nobody is going to use this new name simply because the building owner chooses to do so. I can't believe a company leasing a mere 140,000 square feet of office space has this kind of sway. They must be throwing down some big money to pull this off. -b0b (...retarded story of the day.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 14th, 2009 at 12:06am
Plus Willis Tower just sounds stupid.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 14th, 2009 at 12:32am
I'd call it that if Bruce Willis owned it. And then he can let Mr. Hans Gruber fall outside the window after the big explosion.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 14th, 2009 at 2:42am
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 18th, 2009 at 9:46pm
Since the Cry Freedom thread is busy...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 9:31am
This is going to keep Stewie up at night: http://www.Pipl.com
It's a search engine designed to look up information on people based only on their name and city. Fortunately, it didn't find much on me, but I generally don't use my real name on the Interwebz very often. -b0b (...found it to be surprisingly broad in scope.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 2:24pm
Wow, that is a little scary. That even pulled up my facebook page, I forgot I even had a facebook page. I am not going to pay the $1.95 to find out everything, but it looks like they have my phone numbers, email, address, and income listed on that site. Very not cool.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 24th, 2009 at 12:58am
Thing didn't find shit on me.
I move too much, I'm like a fucking shadow. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 28th, 2009 at 7:02pm
http://wcbstv.com/topstories/air.force.one.2.996457.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMoy8JprKI0 Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 29th, 2009 at 8:14am Quote:
Bailouts. I am currently applying for one because I am one of the few unlucky americans to be worth less than $100 million. Quote:
A little late, but... I think that is called an eclipse wes. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 29th, 2009 at 10:52am spanky wrote on Apr 29th, 2009 at 8:14am:
A total eclipse of the heeeeeeeeeeeeart! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 3rd, 2009 at 1:23pm
The other night at the bar we all started playing corny 80s song on the jukebox.
My addition was Hey Micky, of course. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 3rd, 2009 at 1:27pm
It isn't 80's night if you don't play some Milli Vanilli!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSqV3rWM4iQ -b0b (...or Vanilla Ice, for that matter.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 6th, 2009 at 4:02pm Quote:
I have to give it to 'em, they've got balls. They would have had to spend quite a bit of time disconnecting plumbing and wiring and freeing the structure from its foundation, well before they could load the thing up on a truck (or two) and carting it off. -b0b (...thinks that is something you don't see every day.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 12th, 2009 at 8:40am Quote:
Have any of you guys tried RC1 yet? I'm still using the beta version, but I've got the release candidate downloaded. I'll give it a try later this week and let you guys know what I think! -b0b (...loves RCs!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 16th, 2009 at 6:56pm
I am using RC1 now. Everything I have tried to do on it has worked and worked well.
I am pretty happy with it so far. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 17th, 2009 at 9:49am
How about Left 4 Dead?
-b0b (...snickers.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 17th, 2009 at 11:19am
That froze while I was using XP also....so I don't think it is the OS.
In fact it did it much more often in XP. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 17th, 2009 at 5:34pm Quote:
OMG ZOMBIES! -b0b (...and so it begins.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 22nd, 2009 at 6:08am
This guy wins the crazy artist of the day award...
http://kuksi.com/artworks/sculpture/ -b0b (...frickin' woah!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on May 22nd, 2009 at 8:24am
cg or real sculptures?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 22nd, 2009 at 12:07pm
They're real. I wouldn't be quite as impressed with CG.
-b0b (...wants one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 8th, 2009 at 9:13pm Quote:
Go, go, Megan Fox! Hollywood really needed more jerks! -b0b (...super bible beater extraordinaire!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Jun 9th, 2009 at 8:12am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jun 9th, 2009 at 1:39pm Quote:
Like you would turn her down given the chance. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 9th, 2009 at 2:24pm spanky wrote on Jun 9th, 2009 at 1:39pm:
Dude, she has creepy thumbs. Have you seen her creepy thumbs? -b0b (...midget thumbs, I say!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jun 13th, 2009 at 7:09pm Quote:
Her thumbs?! When a woman pays that much for her chest that is where you look!! How wiped are you? Also, someone on mustang forums linked this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=22 I wonder which poster is b0b? Mystery solved, there is a user named Bob4God. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 20th, 2009 at 2:22pm
This was a hilarious read from w00t.com today, they were selling 6 bobble head Star Wars toys...guess I wasn't the only one that thought Star Trek was a travesty of galactic proportions!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 23rd, 2009 at 9:02am Ed McMahon died today at 86. Who is going to convince me to sign up for the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes now? -b0b (...rest in peace!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 27th, 2009 at 11:06am Quote:
Wow, what a great way to kill off your image, PEZ. I recently bought the Star Trek PEZ collection, and now I wish I would've spent the money on something that isn't made by a bunch of jerks. -b0b (...thinks it's kinda like discovering Santa Claus is a child molester.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jun 28th, 2009 at 7:04pm Quote:
What the hell? Billy Mays dead and the shamwow guy in jail...who is going to tell me about all the products I need to buy at 2am?! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 29th, 2009 at 11:33am
Bad week to be famous really.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Jun 29th, 2009 at 2:32pm spanky wrote on Jun 28th, 2009 at 7:04pm:
There must be job openings, you should apply Spanky! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 29th, 2009 at 6:38pm
Wow, I can just imagine the kind of products Spanky would be pitching...
-b0b (...or "catching," as it may be.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 29th, 2009 at 6:44pm
This may be too soon but I saw this as someones blog title and laughed my ass off.
"They say celebrities die in threes, leave it to Billy Mayes to throw in an extra free of charge." |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 1st, 2009 at 1:48pm
If I went with some astronauts to the moon and brutally slaughtered them and ate their flesh....
could I legally be charged anywhere for murder? X (has an idea!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 1st, 2009 at 2:01pm
Well, the moon has a US flag on it, so I'd say its officially ours. That makes it American jurisdiction!
-b0b (...Americuh! #$@% yeah!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 12:19am Quote:
hahahahahaha! i roffled. please do tell what your idea is! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 11:41am
It's a new reality show where I hunt people in space!...until they are dead!...or they make it back to Earth safely.
X (Brilliant!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 1:03pm Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 5th, 2009 at 8:44pm
Living with First Person Shooter's Disease
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBKKV2V8eU |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 20th, 2009 at 9:52am Quote:
I wonder how many black helicopters are circling this guy's house right now? -b0b (...best article ever!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 20th, 2009 at 10:16am
Wow.....I always knew Apple was evil...but working for...auto repair shops?! How low can you go Steve Jobs? How low?!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 26th, 2009 at 12:25pm
Is Avon selling the T-Virus?!
-b0b (...is preparing his bunker.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 3rd, 2009 at 9:23pm Meredith and I went to the Star Trek Experience exhibit in Detroit last weekend with a friend of ours. You can visit the some of the real sets from several of the series, plus see all kinds of cool props, artwork, and costumes. Best of all, you can still see the new Star Trek film in IMAX! I tried pulling off the "I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am" pose while sitting on the bridge of the NCC-1701A, but I'm not sure it really worked. The exhibit is in town until September, so make sure you take the opportunity to see it while you can! -b0b (...is cooler than all of you.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 12th, 2009 at 8:39pm
Some guy posted this rant on AR15.com, and it was simply too funny to not share with you guys. Enjoy!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yegUWbv6oyo&NR=1&feature=fvwp -b0b (...so true, but I still love Star Trek!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Aug 12th, 2009 at 10:37pm
I think this guy needs to take a step back and realize its a fucking television show? =p
I mean how boring would Star Trek be if nothing exploded or went wrong? Shit dude.... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 13th, 2009 at 8:24am
Well I think the guy has a valid point about just how much techno babel there was. I mean, Star Trek's audience are those who have a higher mind set for the sciences (that's not counting the "ooo pretty Star Trek XI" *spits*. You have other series hire science guys to develop or explain if something is at least remotely possible. I think the guy fails at one main aspect in his story.
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I think you suspend enough disbelief because Star Trek says that someday we COULD capture these, or maybe even create them, so I don't think this outside the realm of thought. It's the question of, what could we do if we COULD capture/create these really cool elements? Finally, the reason why Quote:
X (/ducks from every woman in the world trying to smack him) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 15th, 2009 at 3:10am
This is absolutely the coolest picture collection I've seen in a long time. Life Magazine somehow managed to assemble a big collection of full-color images from Nazi Germany. I've seen a lot of color images from World War II, but never anything with this level of detail, clarity, and breadth of colors.
The pictures themselves are also really interesting. There are lots of shots of Hitler and the other Nazi elite during ceremonial functions or just relaxing in one another's company. Check it out! http://www.scribd.com/doc/12588702/Nazi-Germany-Color-Photos-from-LIFE-archive -b0b (...looked through 'em several times.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Aug 15th, 2009 at 12:02pm
Wow those are amazing shots.
Thanks for sharing that b0b. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Aug 15th, 2009 at 4:10pm
hitler schmoozing with the blond girl (his wife?) in the dining room (pic 152) was an especially good shot artistically and a reminder that we have personified him as evil, he was still just a dude.... a really messed up dude.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 16th, 2009 at 7:48pm
This is totally random, but I thought I'd share. While researching a paper on family violence, I looked up the unemployment rate for Michigan. For June of 2009, we're at 15.2% (and that's the "official" number). The next nearest state, surprisingly enough, is Rhode Island at 12.4%.
Will the last one out of Michigan please turn off the lights? -b0b (...and here's the link.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 1st, 2009 at 9:08pm Quote:
I love Rambo as much as the next guy, but dang... it's time to hang up the M60. -b0b (...slip into that sweet embrace!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 19th, 2009 at 10:48pm
http://www2.wspa.com/spa/news/local/article/mayors_memo_may_handcuff_police_officers/26918
I would be outraged if it wasn't for the fact that the majority of this city voted this "woman", who is a complete and utter idiot who acts like an 8 year old girl, in office. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 20th, 2009 at 9:58am
I sincerely hope that woman's term in office is nearly over, and the next person in office overturns that stupid memo before somebody gets hurt.
How the heck does somebody like that get elected anyway? -b0b (...retarded.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Sep 21st, 2009 at 8:56pm Quote:
AK maker could be goin Bankrupt... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 23rd, 2009 at 6:36pm Quote:
-b0b (...God bless Sweden.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 15th, 2009 at 10:17am Quote:
This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Don't tase me, bro!" -b0b (...roffles.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 16th, 2009 at 1:12pm Quote:
This guy rocks. He gets my nomination for Father of the Year. -b0b (...talk about |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 18th, 2009 at 2:14pm
Just in case you were wondering where the next Olympics was going to be held, here's a video showing a police helicopter being shot down in Brazil during a conflict between drug gangs.
It's on LiveLeak, which may contain NSFW ads. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a2_1255867509 -b0b (...probably no worse than Chicago, though.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 27th, 2009 at 5:49pm
Awesome post from Craigslist:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 28th, 2009 at 3:00pm
Wow I hope that guy ends up meeting Mr. Cereal Killer
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Oct 29th, 2009 at 12:58am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 29th, 2009 at 6:13am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 30th, 2009 at 8:06am Quote:
Maybe it's just me, but stuffing a ferret in your pants seems like a bad idea. Those things bite hard. -b0b (...psssh.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 10th, 2009 at 5:25pm Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 13th, 2009 at 8:50am Quote:
That might be the worst excuse I've ever heard. I guess I shouldn't expect much more out of a guy that downloads kiddy porn. -b0b (...go, go, California!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Nov 13th, 2009 at 11:54am
So he goes to jail while that evil porn downloading cat goes free?!
Play the race card! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:56pm Quote:
More stupidity from the cess pit of Michigan. I have come to expect no less! -b0b (...would give $2.50 for it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 19th, 2009 at 8:42pm
nope, the guy i did the video for... slapped an injunction on the sale and a judge approved it, so for now the sale is halted. he was the one going to buy it for 17 mill and was still going through inspections and whatnot. the city got impatient and just held an auction to get rid of the building cause it costs 1.5 mill a year to maintain.
ha! http://www.crainsdetroit.com/article/20091118/FREE/911189991/-1# heres the concept i did for the racetrack/hotel version: ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 21st, 2009 at 9:33am
So do you get free front-row seats for life if your guy wins his case?
-b0b (...would be famous by extension. Or something.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 24th, 2009 at 12:16pm
Here's a fun little animated map of unemployment in the US. Scary, isn't it?
http://cohort11.americanobserver.net/latoyaegwuekwe/multimediafinal.html -b0b (...notes that Michigan doesn't change much. Ha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 24th, 2009 at 5:12pm
That is pretty scare.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 25th, 2009 at 12:27am
now if only they showed the u-6 stat instead of this stupid fake headline number...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Nov 25th, 2009 at 9:40am
Not a whole lot of farmers in the midwest are unemployed...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 25th, 2009 at 10:52am Stick wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 9:40am:
Everybody has to east sometime. Let's just hope we don't get a drought. -b0b (...should've been a farmer. HA!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 27th, 2009 at 7:26pm Quote:
I wonder if this will get appealed? -b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 27th, 2009 at 8:51pm
ha he lost. that sucks
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 28th, 2009 at 6:09am
So I'm confused...why is it a bad thing he lost and why did he loose??
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 28th, 2009 at 7:22am
It's just the judge said he had no legal right to stop the sale. It sucks because when he went through next step of the sale I was going to do more video concepts for him. I also believe he was going to do more than this stupid soccer field guy that didn't even think he was going to get the bid.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 28th, 2009 at 1:48pm
Because if there is one thing that will save Detroit it's a sport that everyone but America appreciates.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Nov 29th, 2009 at 2:27pm
I say turn it into a giant paintball gun arena. Put giant 4 story buildings inside with streets, train stations, and trenches. that would be sweet!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Nov 29th, 2009 at 5:45pm
That sounds like downtown Detroit. Only not with paintball guns.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 8th, 2009 at 9:29am Quote:
That sounds pretty cool. Not $200,000 cool, mind you, but still pretty darn neat. Here's your chance to get into space, Stewie! -b0b (...w00t.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 8th, 2009 at 11:21am
I don't know if I'd want to ride if "Branson opens doors to spaceship"....that sound kinda of dangerous!
X (rim shot!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 9th, 2009 at 8:19am
Just don't hold your breath. You'll be fine!
-b0b (...for ~10 seconds, anyway.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 11th, 2009 at 8:57am
I'm meeting up with some coworkers to see Boondock Saints 2 in Battle Creek tomorrow. If you guys want to see the sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time, you're invited! The show is at 4:00PM at Lakeview Square Mall!
-b0b (...cries manly tears of joy.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 24th, 2009 at 6:40pm
Merry Christmas, guys! I hope you all have a fun and blessed day with your families!
-b0b (...all the best!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Dec 25th, 2009 at 10:48am
It's raining and 60 degrees outside. But Merry Christmas none the less!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 26th, 2009 at 3:57pm
Am I the only one that thinks Eli should be renamed Fallout: The Movie? Talk about a rip-off...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAMUv22y1og Quote:
-b0b (...lame!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 26th, 2009 at 9:05pm
blasphemy! any and all post apocalyptic movies are allowed! its not like the genre allows for a ton of variety. Ill take all contenders. Of course each seems to have hick southern Christan folks gone savage... which isnt cool...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 27th, 2009 at 9:28pm
When it comes to upcoming apocalyptic movies, this one is a little more my speed.
The Crazies -b0b (...GET SOME!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 29th, 2009 at 8:45pm
Wow, I want to see the crazies!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Dec 30th, 2009 at 3:29am
Ok...but if this turns out to be The Happening explanation...I am burning the planet down!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 30th, 2009 at 3:58pm Quote:
But I live there! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 30th, 2009 at 4:09pm
I have a new best friend.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 30th, 2009 at 4:35pm Quote:
Ha! -b0b (...thinks it is funny because it's true!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 12th, 2010 at 3:53am Quote:
Oh my goodness if Clay Akin doesn't win American Idol I will just kill myself because all life will have lost meaning! Remember when I killed myself because I never got to be a princess? This is like a gillion times worse! You know I like people as much as the next nutbag Chinese minister...but these people should save the gene pool a little and just slice out their sex organ and have orangutans feed from their guts. HOW'S THAT FOR A VISUAL?!?!?! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jan 12th, 2010 at 6:36pm
lol
Yeah these people have taken it a bit far in my humble opinion =p I can relate to the feeling of disgust after watching Avatar though. I know after the film as I walked back outside into the super-mega mall parking lot business center I was thinking, "Man we really have fucked our planet up huh?" |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 12th, 2010 at 8:18pm
...and that's when you put your "ding dong" in a plant and started to "commune with nature"....right?
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 13th, 2010 at 6:17am
When I walked out of the movie, I was disappointed that I wasn't surrounded by a bunch of 10' blue furries. Err....
-b0b (...just kidding!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jan 13th, 2010 at 12:04pm
You two are such dorks.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by computerjuvenile on Jan 19th, 2010 at 11:04pm
My friends talked me into doing an Omegle (omegle.com, not worth your time). Check out this convo I had with someone.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 29th, 2010 at 11:50pm
Okeechobee County has an official zombie emergency response plan, officially making them the coolest county ever.
http://www.okeechobeeeoc.com/Annex%20Z.pdf -b0b (...thinks someone put a hell of a lot of thought into that.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Feb 5th, 2010 at 9:29am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Feb 5th, 2010 at 4:45pm
I like he he still works at Wal-mart.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 7th, 2010 at 11:32am
http://reporter.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451d69069e20120a867a7f6970b-500wi
While I admit this poster for the remake of Clash Of The Titans is cool...(and I still think the original looks better)...does anyone else get reminded that this Kraken looks kind of like the Cloverfield monster? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 8th, 2010 at 7:21am
Coincidentally, it also bears a resemblance to Wes' mom.
-b0b (...cha-ching!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 18th, 2010 at 3:25pm Quote:
Well, that's one way to get the party started... -b0b (...dumb dumb dumb dumb DUMB.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Feb 25th, 2010 at 5:19pm Quote:
Sad part is this is mostly a true story. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 26th, 2010 at 6:19am
I guess more people will have to buy a real SUV.
-b0b (...Jeep for the win!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 2nd, 2010 at 9:32pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 3rd, 2010 at 5:16pm
http://www.tv.com/video/3HjaqNGh5vXUgToR71To6e8yGFP_Xb23/how-to-beat-a-bad-guy?o=cbs&tag=container;episode_guide_list
hahaha Dan Booko's going to be on Medium. He needs better roles! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 3rd, 2010 at 6:57pm
Ha, cool! It's nice to see somebody other than "the Joker" put us on the map!
-b0b (...thinks Dan should try American Idol again.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 8th, 2010 at 9:12pm
NewEgg got duped into selling fake Intel i7 920 processors. Check this out...
-b0b (...LOL WUT?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 8th, 2010 at 9:33pm
Woa! Now...THAT'S a scam!!!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 15th, 2010 at 9:05pm Quote:
God bless America, and all of her retards. -b0b (...loves the taste of purple.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 22nd, 2010 at 7:46pm
The craziest item at Toys R Us - a firearm bore sight!
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2850498 Be sure to read the reviews, they're hilarious! -b0b (...roffled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 29th, 2010 at 6:41pm
Looks like someone had a guilty conscious
http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/28/jd-shapiro-battlefield-earth-screenwriter-apology/ I'd like him to prove it and post the original script. Yes, it might be owned by the studio...but Alan Smithee could always release it! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 29th, 2010 at 6:47pm
Ha! That's classic! I wonder if Travolta will have anything to say about it?
-b0b (...what a horrible way to end a career!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 30th, 2010 at 9:59pm
I got a letter from Comcast today offering a new ubër-platinum level of business service - 50Mb down, 10Mb up. Unfortunately, it would cost me $185 per month.
I'm tempted. -b0b (...is pretty sure Meredith would kill him.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 2nd, 2010 at 4:51pm
Mere and I are headed for Japan tomorrow. Anybody want me to pick up anything while I'm out?
-b0b (...already has milk and cereal on the list.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 2nd, 2010 at 5:44pm
I'll take one (1) godzilla...NO Mothra!...I already have one in my collection!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 12th, 2010 at 6:34pm
We got back from Japan last night. We'll have a ton of pictures as soon as I buy a card reader for the camera!
In the meantime, check out the new 2010 pennies... -b0b (...back to the shield design!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 15th, 2010 at 4:07pm Quote:
I have to give this guy props, there is no way in Hell I'd stay up for two days playing Asteroids. A picture can be seen here. -b0b (...Chrono Trigger, maybe.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 15th, 2010 at 7:00pm
Or how about our first game of SMAC...that thing felt and actually was played over a two day stretch!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 15th, 2010 at 9:33pm
We had some fairly epic runs of Empire Earth and Earth 2150, too.
-b0b (...knows there is another one he's forgetting.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Apr 16th, 2010 at 12:47am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 16th, 2010 at 6:23am
That place looks like a gold-plated Detroit!
-b0b (...adds it to his list of places not to live.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 20th, 2010 at 3:54pm
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2010/apr/19/pipelines-need-be-more-secure-hillsborough-officia/
Boring article, great quote: Quote:
-b0b (...always wondered where the pneumatic tubes at the bank drive-through went.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:01pm
Sounds like that kid needs his own reality TV show...on Mars!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 4th, 2010 at 6:23am Quote:
I think Britain is way, waaaay overdue for a healthy revolution. -b0b (...srsly.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 4th, 2010 at 1:26pm
Yep, start a revolution in britain because of a food law that was passed. Don't try to change it or anything.
And if this two year old was around 200 lbs...yes it is time to drop the cheese. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 4th, 2010 at 2:42pm
I'm not sure about you, but I think "revolution" is pretty well defined by "try[ing] to change" something.
Should you start a revolution over some retarded rule that affects Junior's eating habits? No. Should you consider raising a fuss over an epidemic of stupid laws that erode civil liberties and restrict the personal freedoms of the citizenry? Hell yes. -b0b (...full stop.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 5th, 2010 at 12:19pm Quote:
Best criminal record EVER. -b0b (...can only imagine the job interviews.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 5th, 2010 at 1:02pm
Happy (belated) Star Wars Day!
May the 4th be with you! -b0b (.../nerd!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 9th, 2010 at 5:22pm Quote:
It's nice to see that Detroit is staying classy, even after all these years. -b0b (...is surprised the bridge was even opened before being defaced.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 20th, 2010 at 12:11pm
Now I see why pat made a facebook page. He wanted to see all the mohammed pictures!
To bad Pakistan had to be a buzz kill. Why can't muslims be more like christians. Sure making and worshiping pictures and statues is forbidden...but who gives a shit we KNOW we are superior to everyone and everything! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on May 20th, 2010 at 7:36pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 21st, 2010 at 9:43am
That guy is pretty awesome, and the writing was excellent. It reminds me of a mix of Maddox and Real Ultimate Power.
Here's another badass that I've been reading about lately, and he's an American, too! http://www.historynet.com/peter-francisco-american-revolutionary-war-hero.htm -b0b (...thinks those two should get together.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 21st, 2010 at 1:25pm
Best website design EVER:
http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm -b0b (...had no less than two seizures.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 22nd, 2010 at 1:07pm
Woah...that website just transported me back to 1995! An AOL disk popped out of my CD-tray and I'm almost done with my 30 hours of 56k goodness!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 22nd, 2010 at 1:55pm
In 1995, 56k was just a distant dream. I bought a brand-spankin' new, bleeding-edge 28.8kbps modem in late 1995!
-b0b (...then 36.6, THEN 56k!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 24th, 2010 at 6:00pm
I was thinking of Acid Burn's "boss!" laptop in Hackers!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 28th, 2010 at 7:56pm X wrote on May 24th, 2010 at 6:00pm:
Ahh, yes. The one with a "P6 chip" with "RISC architecture." Too bad the P6 was a CISC-based chip. -b0b (...but it had 64MB of RAM! And a PCI bus!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 16th, 2010 at 4:07pm
The only time you'll ever see goatse in the Wall Street Journal:
IPad Hacker Detained After FBI Search It's safe for work, I swear! -b0b (...ha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Jun 30th, 2010 at 1:21pm
Tesla Motors went public yesterday and I took $250 and bought 8 shares. If the company gets as big as Toyota, that investment could turn into $10,000. This is kind of exciting!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 30th, 2010 at 4:09pm
"Tesla, maker of the sporty Roadster that sells for more than $100,000, has yet to earn a profit since it was founded in 2003."
7 years without a profit? Better hurry up, the hype for the company is growing...just like the dot.coms! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 1st, 2010 at 6:08am
Yeah, going public without a path to profitability is generally a bad idea. We'll see where they go from here.
-b0b (...keeps waiting for an affordable electric car.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 2nd, 2010 at 8:41pm Quote:
Chew on that one for a minute, and try not to bite your tongue off in rage. -b0b (...is dumbfounded.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 3rd, 2010 at 12:13am
America - land of freedom from thought and pursuit of stupidity
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 9th, 2010 at 3:22am
See if you can spot this Yahoo Financial typo:
Quote:
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/New-Zealand-Dollar-Benefits-fxcm-1711570313.html?x=0&.v=1 Click while it lasts X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 13th, 2010 at 7:58pm
The best workout money can buy!
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/spo/1841575674.html -b0b (...almost signed up.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 30th, 2010 at 11:07pm
A guy by the name of Sergey Larenkov superimposes shots from World War II over modern pictures of structures. The result is really incredible.
Check out his work here: http://sergey-larenkov.livejournal.com/#post-sergey_larenkov-809 |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 31st, 2010 at 3:58am
Ok part of me says...wow that's awesome!
And another part of me says...wow that took what? 10 minutes in Photoshop? I'm kind of a jerk! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 12th, 2010 at 8:18am Quote:
I remember watching a documentary the original attempt as a kid, and I've wondered what was beyond that tunnel ever since. Honestly, I'm not expecting a whole heck of a lot. I have a feeling this will end up much like Geraldo Rivera's super-exciting excavation of Al Capone's "vault." -b0b (...can't wait to see, nonetheless!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 12th, 2010 at 6:15pm Quote:
I don't know though...where Capone's vault had one door and was probably pilfered by his crew upon his arrest...this one has multiple doors and probably hasn't been disturbed by grave robbers since it seems to haven't been disturbed by weather or people. You can bet this will be picked up by one of the big TV companies and two hours will be spent covering it...which will then spawn off a reality TV show then a fake reality TV show and then a crappy movie and so on and so forth. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 26th, 2010 at 4:01pm Quote:
I've certainly had days where I wanted to shoot a couple servers... -b0b (...never pulled the trigger! *zing*) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Aug 27th, 2010 at 2:14pm
Maybe he was propping the server up with shells and one went off.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 27th, 2010 at 8:42pm
Real men prop their servers up with 7.62x54R.
-b0b (...ha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 5th, 2010 at 2:34pm Quote:
It looks like Grammar Nazis have judicial power now! -b0b (...go, go, jackboots!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 12th, 2010 at 6:22am Quote:
The more of these types of stories come out...the more I become to believe that schools aren't at all about teaching but about indoctrinating young people into a society where rights are not given by God and part of our nature...but given and taken away by the State. X (...ignorance is freedom. - 1984) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 12th, 2010 at 10:19am
Stories like this show just that we as a society have completely abandoned reason. We're so hung up on "zero tolerance" that we blindly follow policy to the point of absurdity. We've replaced common sense with a mindless adherence to "the rules."
-b0b (...hates it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 21st, 2010 at 5:36am
http://www.southbendtribune.com/article/20100920/News01/100929951/-1/XML
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 28th, 2010 at 11:49pm
A true story from www.notalwaysright.com
Will Power On Aisle 2 Pharmacy | Canada Teenage girl: “Do you guys sell that contraceptive abstinence?” Me: “Abstinence?” Teenage girl: “Yeah! Abstinence! I read that it’s the only 100% way to not get pregnant!” Me: “That’s right. But, abstinence is to not have sex. Like abstain from.” Teenage girl: “Well, that just sucks!” X (thought this was a perfect example of people today) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 3rd, 2010 at 10:47am Quote:
I hope his parents don't lose their minds over this one. -b0b (...rim shot!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 4th, 2010 at 11:48am
A mind is a terrible thing to waste!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 6th, 2010 at 7:02pm Quote:
This just goes to show that crack kills. -b0b (...ba dum cha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 12th, 2010 at 6:00am
So sad:
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 18th, 2010 at 1:03pm
This is some of the coolest Star Wars art I've ever seen! I definitely think I'm going to add a copy of this art book to my Christmas wish list!
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/10/star-wars-visions/?pid=1487&viewall=true -b0b (...amazing!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 18th, 2010 at 5:54pm
Wow amazing!
But...why does Young Lando have a lightsaber? X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 18th, 2010 at 7:30pm
Good question.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 18th, 2010 at 7:39pm X wrote on Oct 18th, 2010 at 5:54pm:
The guy doing the painting obviously doesn't know much about Star Wars. In his explination of the painting he says "because Lando is a young black man in the future." Everyone knows that Star Wars was "A long long time ago" |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 18th, 2010 at 9:24pm The_Fat_Man wrote on Oct 18th, 2010 at 7:39pm:
Bah, nobody reads the crap at the beginning of the movies. -b0b (...I keed, I keed!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 18th, 2010 at 10:04pm
"The trade embargo against Naboo..."
SNORE! :-/ X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 29th, 2010 at 8:44am Quote:
Well, I'm glad we've got that one taken care of! I was worried I wouldn't be allowed to wear my Hulk Hogan costume on Tuesday! -b0b (...BTW, don't forget to vote on 11/2!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 29th, 2010 at 5:13pm
Can I still wear my Lincoln Memorial shirt? Or is that promoting a Republican candidate?
How about an American flag shirt? I'm voting American...nope! I know, it may be narrow minded and yes, I'm telling everyone in line who can't figure out how to vote even though you've done it about 30X more than me, to vote for the Americans. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 31st, 2010 at 12:37pm
Best weight loss plan ever:
https://www.getslimtsnow.com/flare/next?rtag=tryslimts& -b0b (...bought two!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Oct 31st, 2010 at 3:48pm
Just like how cleaning a room is "solved' by sweeping the dirt under the floor.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 4th, 2010 at 1:17am Quote:
Phew...thank you California. I was unable to make small decisions for my children...but you've come around and made them for me. You're like my Big Brother!!! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 8th, 2010 at 6:14pm Quote:
You would think something like an unreleased video game would be fairly hard to sell in any quantity, but thieves aren't exactly known for being intelligent. -b0b (...a felony for Black Ops? Dumb!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 8th, 2010 at 10:18pm
This piracy:
- 1st offense = probation for whole thing - not first time in trouble with law = less than a year in jail and at most felony burglary which means 1-5 years in prison. Digital piracy: - 1st offense = $250,000 AND at least 5 years in federal prison X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 12th, 2010 at 6:27am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEE4Pib8QcQ&feature=player_embedded
Pure Win: Captain Picard with a lightsaber. -b0b (...so much cooler than Captain Kirk.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 18th, 2010 at 6:36am
Best news interview ever!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=871_1174065101 -b0b (...straight-up combo breaker crazy!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 19th, 2010 at 9:12pm Quote:
My brain asplode! -b0b (...cleanup on aisle 5.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 22nd, 2010 at 1:36pm
Hey Stewie! I though you might like this, although you've probably heard about it already. After 10 years, NASA has moved the X-34 space plane out of storage and is prepping it for additional work. It looks like we might have a reliable space plane (above and beyond the X-37B) yet!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 22nd, 2010 at 9:41pm
That is awesome and can I say...FINALLY! Talk about waiting for the 11th hour. I think there are only like 3 shuttle launches left. This NEEDS to happen! We can't use the Soyuz launches that's 40 year old technology.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 12th, 2010 at 1:29pm
I felt a great disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of vuvuzelas cried out and were suddenly silenced!
The metrodome in Minneapolis collapsed due to the weight of the snow. Apparently, this is the fourth time the thing has collapsed. You'd think a place that gets snow on a regular basis would build a stadium that could withstand a bit of snow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip8sM_1tXho&feature=player_embedded -b0b (...DURRRRR FUTBAL!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Dec 12th, 2010 at 2:25pm
better quality
and yea thats fantastic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAyLX2hY7E0 |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 13th, 2010 at 12:35pm
Why plan for snow with all this global warming going around?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 28th, 2010 at 11:18pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqIeBkd8Oe0&feature=player_embedded
Personally, I'm waiting for Nike Pumps to make a comeback. -b0b (...had an off-brand pair as a kid!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 1st, 2011 at 7:51pm
Today's weather:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 22nd, 2011 at 1:13pm
The Priceline Negotiator turned 80 today. I bet Stewie is already making plans for a birthday cake!
-b0b (...ha!) ![]() |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 22nd, 2011 at 1:26pm
Has Captain Kirk aged since he turned 50? All that awesomeness must be preserving him!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 22nd, 2011 at 8:59pm
I think he negotiated a deal with the devil (probably using Priceline to save money), hence his slowed aging.
-b0b (...thinks Patrick Stewart could easily take him, though.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 1st, 2011 at 4:41pm
Sadly, the Martian rover Spirit appears to have finally died. That's not too shabby for a device with a 90-day life expectancy!
Quote:
-b0b (...thinks that is one heck of a solid piece of engineering!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Apr 1st, 2011 at 5:10pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Apr 7th, 2011 at 12:36pm Quote:
1. You know how I know she is a terrorist? She is from another country, probably doesn't speak English, and is carrying a dangerous weapon (shovel). 2. Five whole hours without an internet connection? Give her the chair!! 3. Some are saying the punishment is a little harsh. Come on! She is 75, that is like double the life expectancy of the region. She had a good run. 4. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium! 5. Jim is number 3 prositute in all Kazakhstan. That is all I could think of...time for more work. :( |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 7th, 2011 at 3:06pm
I'm not a big fan of throwing old ladies in jail, but the woman was attempting to steal copper and she caused countless tens of thousands of dollars in damage in the process. I'm willing to bet the fiber repair cost at least $15-20,000 to repair, and the economic loss to both Georgia and Armenia is undoubtedly considerable. She shouldn't get a "get out of jail free" card just because she's old.
-b0b (...malicious destruction of property?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 17th, 2011 at 9:23am Quote:
Ha! This is so full of win! -b0b (...awards two Internets.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 21st, 2011 at 4:48pm
Maybe the world is going to end today?
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-b0b (...boggles.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 27th, 2011 at 10:21pm
This pic is from the aftermath of the Joplin tornado. I thought it was crazy enough to post here...
-b0b (...God's toothpick?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 2nd, 2011 at 6:59pm
Here's a nifty pic of an F15 Strike Eagle providing overwatch for the launch of the Endeavor. Verah nice!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 2nd, 2011 at 10:14pm
good time to ask folks on the forum:
I was probably going down to Orlando to watch the final shuttle mission on July 8th. is anyone else interested? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 2nd, 2011 at 11:18pm
Man if I was still in Florida sir i would be down. Having personally witnessed one when i was living in Daytona Beach, I can tell you it is pretty amazing.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 3rd, 2011 at 4:39am
***Caution!!! You are entering a rant zone! Mind your exits***
I do not support technology that even the head director of NASA said was a waste of time and money. On top of that, I can no longer support NASA in its failure to break free of the government control that they have (just like the post office) and not seek privatization or private funding to actually propel man further into the science and advancement of our destiny. Proof needed? IT'S FRACKIN' SPACE! How can we have particle accelerators, volcanologists, oceanographers, and everything else to advance man forward in his knowledge of his surroundings but look up at the night sky and say "Ah, F**k it!" There are more important things to focus on? How about all the tech that comes from just trying to go up 16 miles outside our small planet? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_spinoff). Stop letting the President direct what will happen. Oh, we're going to land on a comet/asteroid next? Who cares?! Yep, that thing we have crash into the Earth daily and have a ton of examples, or that thing we know is made up of ice? Yep, good money spent. Should we go back to the moon where scientists are trying to look through pieces of glass to determine if there's water at the poles? Hey, I've got an idea! LET'S GO BACK THERE! We put a fricken flag on an entire celestial body...let's go get it back if we're not going to use it. What are all these things on Mars? Could man/someone have been there, was the enviroment just like ours, did something wipe out Mars completely (http://www.astrobio.net/pressrelease/2630/mars-flash-flood)? I don't know...but let's go find out! But it will cost too much money to develop the technology and to go there! Slap a McDonald's arch on the side of the rocket and you've just made McDonald's even more famous and a bunch of money! Yes, this is a rant for the sake of a rant, but I think you guys know me, and you know how much I like my space. It's cool, and anyone you thinks space is not cool are the same people who complain that flying in a plane is annoying. YOU'RE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!!! Don't you understand how awesome that is?! If you did that 300 years ago, you'd probably be worship as a god! These people need to be thrown into a volcano and then trampled by hippos! /End of rant. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 3rd, 2011 at 6:32am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 3rd, 2011 at 8:14am
lol... sooo, is that a no?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 3rd, 2011 at 8:53am
I'll have to take a pass. I was in Orlando a couple weeks ago and I'm flying to Tampa in two weeks, so I think I've had my fill of Florida for awhile. :P
-b0b (...wonders if that Japan trip is still on?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 8th, 2011 at 12:03pm
Happy World IPv6 Day! I get to spend my whole morning verifying IPv6 reachability. What are you guys doing today to celebrate?
-b0b (...would like to point out that he's got full outbound compatibility.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 14th, 2011 at 6:43pm
This stretches the bounds of randomness, even for a thread called Random Stupidity, but this is one of the neatest technological gadgets I've seen in awhile. May I present SWITL...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDlHGhKHIdM -b0b (...so cool!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 14th, 2011 at 6:58pm
Also, here's a free copy of the audiobook version of "Go the F*** to Sleep", as narrated by Samuel L. Jackson:
http://www.audible.com/pd?asin=B00551W570 -b0b (...hates the Audible store and application.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 7th, 2011 at 9:50pm
If you guys are online right now, there's a hostage situation in Grand Rapids. Seven have been confirmed dead and the suspect is holed up in a house.
Here's a live police scanner feed: http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?action=wp&feedId=1339 Here's a live feed of the WOOD TV 8 coverage: http://www.woodtv.com/subindex/video/live_video -b0b (...lock and load.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 7th, 2011 at 9:57pm
This live stream has a lower delay. It's about a minute ahead of the RadioReference stream.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ScanMichigan---Live |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 9th, 2011 at 10:50am
The world's first "flying car" received clearance to fly a year ago, and now has clearance to drive too! The Terragugia Transition was certified as roadworthy this week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE2Ij7Rfw1Q&feature=player_embedded#at=192 -b0b (...wants one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 20th, 2011 at 9:23pm
You know it's a good day when a spammer invites you to dominate Wes Downer's Mom...
-b0b (...best spam ever!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jul 21st, 2011 at 10:13am
lol asshole
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 23rd, 2011 at 5:00pm Quote:
Sweet, sweet justice! I hope a Japanese whaling company buys the ship and turns it into a harpoon vessel! -b0b (...mmm, delicious whale!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 24th, 2011 at 10:07pm
Don't you just hate those 212° days?
http://news.yahoo.com/northeast-braces-temps-near-boiling-point-104346055.html Something makes me think the author of this article is confusing Fahrenheit and Celsius. -b0b (...thinks they would verify that kind of thing prior to publication.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 28th, 2011 at 4:51pm
The manliest man in the world:
Quote:
I'm not sure what he was smoking, but I hope he's not sharing. -b0b (...is reminded of the great philosopher Charles Norris.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 9th, 2011 at 12:05pm
So sad...but true!
:'( |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 11th, 2011 at 10:36pm
It looks like AMC is trying to one-up SciFi for making the most ridiculous programming decision of the season. They've apparently fired Frank Darabont about half way through the production of the second season of The Walking Dead. Frank is the writer, directory, and overall creative genius behind the show.
http://tv.ign.com/articles/118/1187232p1.html -b0b (...thoroughly enjoyed the first season.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 12th, 2011 at 7:37am
Yep, makes sense, must be Fox executives in there too. Have the highest ratings for the 18 to 49 y/o demo and also one of your best performing shows since AMC decided to take their call letters.
The one thing I did find weird was that Darabont fired all the 1st season writers and was going to hire writers on an episode by episode basis. I never heard anything more about that. Anyone else? X (Liked it too...comics are better :P ) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 12th, 2011 at 11:54am Quote:
God bless America! -b0b (...land of the crazies.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 17th, 2011 at 3:01pm Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 21st, 2011 at 11:49am Quote:
Well... That's certainly different. More here. -b0b (...lolwut.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 24th, 2011 at 6:44pm
Steve Jobs has resigned from Apple as CEO, but is requesting to remain chairman of the board.
-b0b (...and there was great wailing and gnashing of teeth on behalf of Apple fanboys.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 21st, 2011 at 10:08pm Quote:
You can now shut off the Internet. You've officially seen everything there is to see. -b0b (...wow.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 29th, 2011 at 9:02pm
We all share a common passion for urban exploration, so I wanted to share this with you. It's a Russian location that was used for shuttle launches and other space activities. It's easily one of the coolest abandoned sites I've ever seen. I'd love to go here in person some day, but I have a feeling the would be frowned upon. Here's the website:
http://www.themysteryworld.com/2010/12/abandoned-remains-of-russian-space.html They've even got an abandoned shuttle there, although I imagine it was probably a training platform and not an actual shuttle. It's amazing how incredibly primitive the cockpit looks, even compared to a modern airplane. -b0b (...had to share.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 1st, 2011 at 11:42am
Here's more nifty pics of a Buran spacecraft. They were apparently moving it from storage to a museum, and during the process, they managed to run the shuttle into every object in between the two locations. It's amazing how careless the movers were with this thing.
Apparently NSFW -b0b (...frigging Russkies!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 1st, 2011 at 9:36pm
You might want to put a NSFW flag on that link bob. I just opened it and the entire bottom of the page was filled with softcore porn....
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 2nd, 2011 at 10:56am
Whoops, thanks for the heads up. I use AdBlock religiously, so I didn't see anything out of sorts on the page.
-b0b (...darn Russians.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 12th, 2011 at 3:13pm Quote:
I wonder how many of the paramedics were ready to pack up and GTFO? -b0b (...GET SOME!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 16th, 2011 at 12:11pm
This is the niftiest comic I've seen in a while. It's in Korean, but you don't need to be able to read it to get the gist of what's going on.
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue -b0b (...zombies!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 19th, 2011 at 4:05pm Quote:
Even the Onion couldn't come up with something as crazy as that. -b0b (...crazy rednecks!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 4th, 2011 at 10:02pm Quote:
Bahahaha, beautiful! It's sheer poetry! -b0b (..suck it!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 8th, 2011 at 6:11pm
I almost killed myself trying to take a pic of the Chrysler HQ while driving through Detroit last week, and all I got were a bunch of blurry messes. Anyway, here's what I was trying to capture:
There's nothing sexier than a 15-story tall banner showing the 2012 SRT8 in all its pixelicious glory! -b0b (...wants one for his house.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 21st, 2011 at 9:38am
This one is for you, Spanky. It all makes sense now!
-b0b (...zing!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Dec 22nd, 2011 at 7:58am
Oh no! Our secret is out. Damn you wikileaks!
1. If I use turn signals other people will know what I plan to do and try and beat me. I drive with the element of surprise! 2. Truthfully the only ones that don't like getting cut off are the jeeps. With other cars that close on the highway the change in wind usually flips them over. 3. Drafting gets you better gas mileage. Duh. 4. My time is much more important than yours. Just look at what car I drive and you will understand. Plus it is a privilege getting a text message from me. Would you deny other peoples happiness? 5. I do this while walking so no surprise I would drive like this. ,|,, 6. Again my time is much more valuable than someone who slums it in say a jeep. If I miss a turn everyone on the highway should stop and let me go back. 7. I can handle the speed of light so this is not relevant. 8. C-C-C-Combo! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 1st, 2012 at 1:20am
My resolutions for 2012:
[list bull-blackball] But for really reals: [list bull-blackball] How about you guys? -b0b (...but mostly "crush my enemies.") |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 3rd, 2012 at 2:27pm
I want to memorize one Scripture a day. I have a daily verse calendar, and I'm up to two!
Start running again. - Started today with Ironman Improve shooting ability. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 4th, 2012 at 12:42pm
Here's a nifty video from Detroit. A couple of EMTs recorded a video after their ambulance broke down on New Year's Eve. The level of gunfire is reminiscent of Fallujah.
http://statter911.com/2012/01/04/must-see-video-detroit-ambulance-breaks-down-in-the-middle-of-new-years-gunfire/ -b0b (...remind me to stay away from Detroit on a holiday!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 7th, 2012 at 1:06pm
Yet another tale from Detroit...
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I think it might be time to give Detroit to Canada. -b0b (...or just wall it off, Escape from LA style.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 9th, 2012 at 6:52pm
Since we were talking about urban exploration at the LAN, I thought I'd start sharing links to nifty sites as I come across them. I've started taking an interest in foreign UE sites as of late, particularly in Japan and the former Soviet Union. Here's a site showing a nifty partially-abandoned rocket testing facility in Russia. The entire site is in Russian, but the pictures make up for the lack of readable text.
http://lana-sator.livejournal.com/160176.html#cutid1 Also, here is the giant antenna array I mentioned on Saturday. It's called the Woodpecker Duga Radar Array, and it is indescribably massive: http://www.artificialowl.net/2008/12/abandoned-giant-duga-3-system-antenna.html If you guys have any neat finds, be sure to share them! -b0b (...loves Russian war relics!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 10th, 2012 at 1:09pm
I would love to do some shooting (movie wise) during day/night in Purgatory again if you guys are up for it sometime.
I would love to go to a few places here in MI that I've heard are good for UE. Detroit being a big place. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqVU5Ww_ehM This is the one I was talking about at the LAN that I would love to go to. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 10th, 2012 at 2:42pm
I went to the dinosaur park once as a kid. All I remember was that everything was in poor condition. I think Irish Hills was mostly dead even when we were kids, a relic of a bygone era.
There were several different attractions in Irish Hills, all but one of which were in horrible condition. In addition to the Prehistoric Forest, there was also a paranormal-themed "Mystery Hill" where they had a few shabby attractions to look at. In particular, I remember a water trough in which water ran up hill. The entire place was built at an angle... http://www.sandlotscience.com/MysterySpots/Mystery_Spots_Images.htm There was also a Wild West-themed attraction called the Stagecoach Stop. It was the only place that was in decent condition and had more than a handful of visitors. I think that place would make a cool urban exploration destination as well, although it was abandoned more recently. It appears all of the attractions in Irish Hills are now closed. Here are a couple of quick blurbs: http://detroit.about.com/b/2009/09/16/michigan-us-12-irish-hills-casualties.htm http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/684 -b0b (...good times!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 10th, 2012 at 5:49pm
It'd be fun to SUBurban explore these places...a few cameras, video cameras, and friends...time to make some memories!!!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 14th, 2012 at 8:07am
There are some absolutely hilarious stock photos out there. As a warning, some are too weird for words, and probably not entirely safe for work:
60 Unusable Stock Photos -b0b (...wonder what the photographers were smoking?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 27th, 2012 at 4:32pm
I've been a bad Internet user. Some folks have been slamming Starbucks for not openly banning firearms in their facilities (typical liberal BS), so I've been trolling their Facebook page like a boss. Sadly, they must have someone hovering over the delete button 24/7, because none of my posts seem to last more than five minutes.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 29th, 2012 at 10:14am Quote:
What is Al Gore's next gig? Maybe he'll finally admit defeat and give Irena Sendler the Nobel Prize she so richly deserved. -b0b (...bah!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 3rd, 2012 at 8:02am Quote:
It took me awhile to see it. I have to admit that it was a pretty clever trick! -b0b (...bahahaha!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Feb 3rd, 2012 at 12:45pm
Ive been staring at that for five minutes and I still don't see it. What the hell am I missing.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on Feb 3rd, 2012 at 3:23pm
The cow's spot kinda looks like a pig.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 3rd, 2012 at 9:40pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Feb 4th, 2012 at 1:53am
/facepalm
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 4th, 2012 at 11:30am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 8th, 2012 at 8:53am Quote:
Now that's just downright creepy. Remind me to never buy a storage facility! -b0b (...ick!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Feb 16th, 2012 at 11:50pm
I leave you guys alone for a couple of years and came back (on a passing thought of, "wonder how *those* guys are doing?!") to find an article about someone's dead granny being kept in a storage unit.
Not going to lie, I just laughed for the last 5 minutes. ::) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:59am Cait wrote on Feb 16th, 2012 at 11:50pm:
Wow, we thought you'd died in a fire or something! How are things in sunny Pennsylvania? -b0b (...first Shizza, and now Cait!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Feb 20th, 2012 at 9:51am
Did not die in a fire, nor did I get struck down by the hand of God for my insolence (well-deserved on many counts, I'm sure). Sorry I disappeared; mixture of life + forgetting the web address for this forum. :-[ Seriously, though, I remembered it in a dream (thank you, subconscious) and all of a sudden I was like "THAT'S IT." No more googling "Geek Squad" and coming up with very sad results! Hooray!
Pennsylvania is as sunny as always. Graduated, stayed in Pittsburgh, not a journalist per my plans but work for Midwives in an administrative position. Still figuring out my next move. Graduate school or an Associates for Computer Science to help boost my BA into job-worthy status. TLDR: really sorry for disappearing. not dead in a fire. everything's fine. will do better to show up more often than once every 2 years. ;D |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 27th, 2012 at 11:47am Quote:
Good thing you didn't go on a cruise, Stewie! -b0b (...Mexico wins again!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Feb 27th, 2012 at 1:22pm
It was so funny. We were in Dallas coming back home and I just happen to do a double take of a TV that had that report on.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 12th, 2012 at 7:09pm
If you've got fifteen minutes, this is one of the neatest TED talks I've watched in awhile. A professor shows off the power of small, highly-programmable robotic helicopters. If you don't want to watch the whole thing, at least fast forward to the large-scale synchronous flight demonstration and the further to the musical demonstration at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4ErEBkj_3PY -b0b (...needs an army of these!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 15th, 2012 at 2:44pm Quote:
The Easter bunny is going to be very, very unhappy. -b0b (...oh noes!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Mar 15th, 2012 at 5:17pm
please tell me that's an Onion article.
Cait (....ashamed on behalf of human-kind) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 16th, 2012 at 1:08am
Yes, because bunnies never get killed in nature.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Mar 17th, 2012 at 10:29am
No, because who thinks that a bunny being stepped on and killed is real news?
Cait (...not a fuck was given for that little bunny) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 21st, 2012 at 12:12pm
I can see the prep work for our ten-year reunion is going well:
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Aim high, guys. Aim high. -b0b (...lolwut.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 21st, 2012 at 1:15pm
Ugh...a bar crawl? What the heck? Are you trying to insure drunken hook ups and tears and other bodily fluid occur?!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 21st, 2012 at 1:21pm
That sounds about as exciting as renting out Applebees.
-b0b (...seriously, what?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Mar 21st, 2012 at 5:00pm
I did not write "crappity smack," so I must have offended someone with my original words and have been edited....My apologies to whomever I offended- my word choice is often poor and full of curse words.
I would also like to note that high school reunions and booze do. not. mix. A couple of my classmates and their, er, "high school sweethearts," had babies about 9 months to the day after our 5 year. Have fun? ;D |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 21st, 2012 at 7:09pm
If it was edited, your post would have the name of the person that made the edit. I wonder if a swearing filter got turned on during the last upgrade?
-b0b (...should probably check on that.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 21st, 2012 at 7:10pm
Indeed it did. Fixed.
-b0b (...shrugs.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Mar 21st, 2012 at 9:24pm
either way....apologies for the bad language... :-[
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Mar 22nd, 2012 at 8:51am Quote:
Sounds like an average Tuesday to me... Although renting out Applebee's does sound damn boring. We weren't that boring back in school were we? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 22nd, 2012 at 9:42am
If they rent out Applebees, I suggest a counter-reunion LAN party instead. We'll show 'em how a real party is thrown!
-b0b (...yay LAN!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Mar 22nd, 2012 at 11:50pm
Agreed. Wtf applebees!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 23rd, 2012 at 6:42am
Hey, even if they get the best place in TR (AKA Applebees) let's have a LAN and invite all.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 28th, 2012 at 5:22pm
This could be more controversial than the Zapruder film...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 29th, 2012 at 6:18am
Maybe the box was empty? Maybe it was just an empty box?
:'( They killed Bill Murry too...that's why he won't do Ghostbusters 3! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 29th, 2012 at 10:54am
No, he won't do Ghostbusters 3 because it will be absolutely terrible.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 5th, 2012 at 12:38pm
Google Maps now comes in an 8-bit version:
http://maps.google.com/?t=8&utm_campaign=8bit&utm_source=yt Here's a promotional video for the upcoming NES release: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rznYifPHxDg -b0b (...will definitely be using this!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 11th, 2012 at 7:52pm Quote:
More here: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/04/11/north-korea-fuels-rocket-as-south-goes-to-polls/ I'm thinking this is a result of Kim Jong-Nam's desire to prove himself to his country and the world. Nothing gets attention like lighting off a rocket on the day of South Korea's national elections. Here are some nifty pictures of the rocket, launch pad, and control center: -b0b (...wonders if Japan will have to deal with this one, too.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 13th, 2012 at 11:33am Quote:
Riding a motorcycle without a helmet seems like an incredibly bad idea, but I fully support giving people the freedom to be retarded. -b0b (...screw Granholm!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 16th, 2012 at 8:08am Quote:
More here: http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/UCSD-Physicist-400-Traffic-Ticket-147450815.html I'd love to read that paper. It's nice to see academia stick it to the man once in awhile. -b0b (...should have been a physicist.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 18th, 2012 at 3:51pm
Dick Clark is dead, according to Fox News.
-b0b (...God speed, Mr. Clark.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 28th, 2012 at 12:00pm Quote:
More here: http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/anti-bullying-speaker-curses-mocks-christian-teens.html#comments This article just drips with irony. As with most liberals, Mr. Savage only appears to adhere to his principles when they're convenient for him. -b0b (...thinks the Democrats should run this guy as Biden's replacement.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 30th, 2012 at 1:01pm
I generally don't pay much heed to press releases, but this is just dead sexy...
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More here: http://www.at.ford.com/news/cn/Pages/At%20662%20HP%202013%20Ford%20Shelby%20GT500%20Certified%20as%20Worlds%20Most%20Powerful%20V8%20Segment%20Leading%20Fuel%20Efficiency.aspx I have to give mad props to any company that uses the highly technical phrase "go pedal" in their official press releases. I'm also please to see that Ford is concerned about the aerodynamic efficiency of their car at 160mph. That's obviously a big concern for people that... you know... drive 160mph. -b0b (...also enjoyed the dig on Chevy at the tail end.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 1st, 2012 at 6:37am
Until a car comes with BLAST PROCESSING!!!...I won't care all that much.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 1st, 2012 at 10:44am
It's amazing how benign the Sega Genesis ad campaign was compared to what we hear today. Emotion chip? Cell processor dominance? Psssh! Blast Processing has nothing on Sony's marketing shenanigans.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Stick on May 1st, 2012 at 12:45pm
What's wrong with this picture?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on May 1st, 2012 at 12:47pm
Yeah, the more I hear about the trinity V8 in the new GT500 the more I really want one. (Do you know how much money I would save if I didn't pay rent or buy food?!)
I have also heard a few rumors about the 2015 50th anniversary mustang. I really hope chevy brings a lot more than the ZL-1 for 2015. :) Edit: That's easy. 007 wears a rolex not an omega... |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 1st, 2012 at 2:15pm Quote:
Well the casing is still on for one. Also, it appears that the bullet is not spinning which our forefathers would have killed for rifling during any war leading up to WWI. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 1st, 2012 at 3:37pm X wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 2:15pm:
I see two problems with this picture: 1) As Stewie said, the entire cartridge is shown in flight. This only works if you use a slingshot to propel the cartridge. 2) They're using 9mm. On a side note, rifling has been with us in one form or another for about 600 years. It didn't become popular, however, until the Civil War when the Minie Ball was introduced. -b0b (...yay guns!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 5th, 2012 at 1:22pm
Although Jay Leno is a giant bag of douche, I have to admit that he's got a beautiful car collection. The following video showcases his 3D scanning and printing setup that he uses to manufacture car parts that are simply no longer available. It's been awhile since I caught up on 3D printing and it's come an incredibly long way over the past few years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggvzcGdZsTc The part I find particularly fascinating is the ability to make a complex piece with moving parts in a single pass, fully assembled. I'd love to see a demonstration of this technology in person, because it sounds too cool to be true! -b0b (...needs one of these!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 4th, 2012 at 11:16am Quote:
Sure, it's a bit creepy, but it's also one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Could you imagine flying that through a flock of birds, or hovering outside someone's window at night? -b0b (...weird!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 5th, 2012 at 6:25pm
Whats fun is making your own using those same syllabals. Use any other word tho, and the effect is broken.
pv zk pv zk pv pv zk zk kkkkkkkkk pv bschk |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 7th, 2012 at 2:35pm
More urban exploration goodness from Ukraine. This time, we get a look inside an abandoned armor (tank) repair facility. Very cool shots!
http://paul-itk.livejournal.com/9681.html -b0b (...needs to learn Russian.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 8th, 2012 at 9:23am
Mere and I are going to be traveling to Detroit tomorrow to visit the Detroit Institute of Art. Are any of you guys interested in meeting up?
-b0b (...sorry about the late notice!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 8th, 2012 at 2:04pm
Aww man, you should have told us sooner. We could have totally met up!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jun 8th, 2012 at 6:16pm
yea for real... when are you going?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 8th, 2012 at 9:44pm
Our tentative goal is to get to the museum around 1:00pm, but we can definitely shift that to meet your schedules. Spanky also expressed an interest in going.
-b0b (...is flexible, just like Wes's mom.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 9th, 2012 at 10:15am
Bob, someday I'm gong to come back to Michigan and break a bone in your arm. Just saying.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jun 9th, 2012 at 10:20am
Wes, do you play diablo 3? You should hop in vent with us. Bob will give you the info...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 9th, 2012 at 10:25am
I do indeed, I'm about to leave for work however, but I might play tonight.
Have b0b send me the vent information. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 10th, 2012 at 12:02am
It's hosted at WesDownersMom.com. I usually only turn it on when we're playing, but I can move it to a server and leave it on 24/7 if you'd like.
-b0b (...thought it was an appropriate place for it.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 10th, 2012 at 9:58am
I will most likely be on tonight, if you are around and on I will join you.
I usually spend my time in another vent, with Justin and some friends from online games over the years. My buddy Jon hosts it and has for years...you could always join us in there if you want also. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:00pm Quote:
While I want to make fun of this...I 100% understand. FACT: Spiders are made of pure dag-nasty evil. Edit: First response to this. "He forgot to set the house on fire first" |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by pezmasterelite on Jun 14th, 2012 at 11:29am
That is great, I am glad to be out of the UP for that reason, the wolf spiders are crazy up there.
Check out this crazy spider story from recently, this isn't the first article I saw, I was at a friends, but scary stuff. http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16241429 pez |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 14th, 2012 at 11:38am
You've got to love India. Two people died after being bitten, but they're not sure why. They don't even know if the spiders are poisonous. The bodies were cremated before testing.
-b0b (...witch doctors, yay!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 22nd, 2012 at 2:57pm
This definitely made me feel a bit older...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-that-will-make-you-feel-old -b0b (...wow!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 26th, 2012 at 12:26pm
Holy crap! A new Five Guys restaurant just opened in Portage!
...and when I'm done: -b0b (...YAY!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 26th, 2012 at 12:50pm
That place is outstanding, we have one in the Springs and I go there as frequently as possible lol.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by pezmasterelite on Jun 26th, 2012 at 1:49pm
I have been hitting up La Mexicana Market in Portage, they have really authentic mexican food and groceries.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 27th, 2012 at 3:59pm Quote:
There was a point in time in which Wes probably considered pulling a gun on me for the same, and vice versa. -b0b (...;p) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 28th, 2012 at 9:36pm
Meredith and I got a chance to hit the new Five Guys restaurant yesterday with a friend, and it was everything we imagined it could be. If you're in the Kalamazoo area, make sure you add it to your list! It's in the same complex as Barnes and Noble on Westnedge, five or six stores south.
-b0b (...yum!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jun 29th, 2012 at 11:40am
I really did want to hit you a few times b0b. I have never smelled a human being with worse gas than you to this day sir.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 29th, 2012 at 4:12pm
I see, Bob, don't want to invite the guy that LIVES in KZ with you...that's ok...I see how it is :'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNjL9_rCJc X (The freakiest music version of that one) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 29th, 2012 at 6:02pm
Well, we have a standing date on Wednesday evenings after work. Feel free to join us!
-b0b (...and we really do need to hang out, BTW.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 30th, 2012 at 2:06pm
Wednesdays would actually work great as long as we seriously aren't intruding on anything. Give me a text or call on the details, I know Laura would love to see you two as much as I would.
X (heart!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by pezmasterelite on Jul 1st, 2012 at 10:31pm
Whoa Whoa Whoa, I live in KZoo, what is going down now?
pez |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Jul 1st, 2012 at 10:36pm b0b wrote on Jun 22nd, 2012 at 2:57pm:
Now I feel old and am jones-ing for some Butterfinger BBs. Sad. Cait (...you menacing kids git off m'dang yard!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Jul 2nd, 2012 at 6:47pm
What the heck is up with this meeting up in kalamazoo business?? Hey briney, want to do something that is so totally awesome and not invite those losers!?
And on that feeling older thing...I have been searching for some ecto-cooler for the last half hour. Not even ebay has it! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jul 2nd, 2012 at 7:48pm Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by pezmasterelite on Jul 4th, 2012 at 9:37am
Spanky, check this out...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1986-REAL-GHOSTBUSTERS-Hi-C-ECTO-COOLER-Can-with-SLIMER-How-yummy-/350566298736?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item519f613470&_uhb=1#ht_10891wt_1169 They sold one empty can for $56, good luck on finding some. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Jul 4th, 2012 at 11:30am
I hope for the day when Hi-C wises up and makes a "throwback" of ecto-cooler. Although, Coca Cola Company has been the one soft drink company resisting the throwback line.
Cait (....then again, have you tried throwback Mtn Dew? woof.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:00am
I saw this on another forum. Go Chrysler!
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-b0b (...will stick with his $8.00 per gallon coolant, thank you very much.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 7th, 2012 at 12:07pm
Awesome commentary on the Olympic boat racing sport thing. It's NSFW due to strong language, but very funny!
http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/ierse-commentaar-op-olympisch-zeilen-is-hilarisch-12119 -b0b (...skip the Norwegian crap and watch the video!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 14th, 2012 at 3:49pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 26th, 2012 at 11:50pm
Some guy got his hands on the Mike Bay version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and does a decent little sum up of it...enjoy ;D
http://tmntnottant.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-tant-script-reviewed.html?m=1 X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 1st, 2012 at 1:57pm X wrote on Aug 26th, 2012 at 11:50pm:
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If you end up finding a mirror, I'd love to read it! -b0b (...sad.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 18th, 2012 at 9:45pm
One of the niftiest easter eggs I've seen yet. Check out the GVSU website, and type this:
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A http://www.gvsu.edu/ -b0b (...sweet!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 20th, 2012 at 10:00am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by spanky on Oct 25th, 2012 at 8:36am
So what other top secret weapons does the government have that they are going to test on California?!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 25th, 2012 at 9:42am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 17th, 2012 at 11:48am
It looks like Comcast finally moved Three Rivers into the 21st century...
-b0b (...weeeee!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 21st, 2012 at 4:41pm
A fan put together an idea for a reincarnation of Episode I that doesn't suck. What do you guys think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgICnbC2-_Y#! -b0b (...would watch that.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 29th, 2012 at 2:02pm
Here's a nifty look inside of Amazon's warehouse.
http://imgur.com/a/q1WIO -b0b (...gets lots of toys from there.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Nov 29th, 2012 at 5:40pm Quote:
That, sir, hurt both my eyes and my brain-box. Cait (...no, I'm not dead. just got promoted to manager and now am *always* at work) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 30th, 2012 at 6:23am
Think of how...many...books..../drooooooool
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Cait on Dec 4th, 2012 at 6:20pm
Speaking of Amazon, does anyone on here go by the name of "Aaron Weeks"?
I received a random gift off of my wishlist last night from this person- unfortunately, I don't know a lot of your real names, but if it's one of you, I'd like to thank you. Cait (....really perplexed and a little freaked out. what if this is like, craigslist killer?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Dec 4th, 2012 at 7:34pm
I know of no one on this forum named Aaron Weeks
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 4th, 2012 at 8:44pm
I heard that was FatMan's "stage name."
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 24th, 2012 at 12:02pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 28th, 2012 at 12:22pm Quote:
That's amazing. It's too bad they didn't monetize their content with YouTube, then we could have some real fraud charges! -b0b (...arrrr!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 12th, 2013 at 11:51am
A couple months ago, a petition was circulated encouraging the government to build the Death Star. Amusingly, the White House actually responded to the petition:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking -b0b (...roffled.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 16th, 2013 at 11:16am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693
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haha it gets better... Quote:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 17th, 2013 at 12:05pm
Repost - I remember reading that in Tom Sawyer with the whitewashed fence!
X (bravo still!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by Briney on Jan 17th, 2013 at 1:26pm
Ah yes, the internet... where posting an article dated January 16th on January 16th is considered a repost.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 17th, 2013 at 8:19pm
Well, technically, it was already posted on BBC.
-b0b (...just sayin'.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 18th, 2013 at 7:56am Quote:
Original came from 1876! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 21st, 2013 at 11:50am
I love science. So many amazing discoveries...
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-b0b (...now I have science on my side!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:25pm
Holy shazbot! This is the most amazing game room I've ever seen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeGrMH5yu3Q -b0b (...jealous! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 25th, 2013 at 8:04am
I would love to know why the helicopter pilot decided to get this close to a zombie pile, but hey...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 25th, 2013 at 11:40am
New term invented by bob...Zombie Pile?
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 18th, 2013 at 7:13pm
Some insane pictures from the Waco, TX fertilizer factory explosion this morning. Looks like frickin' Hiroshima.
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/04/fertilizer-plant-explosion-waco-texas/64337/ -b0b (...wowza.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 5th, 2013 at 12:48am
Happy May the 4th (48 minutes late, but close enough), everyone!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 5th, 2013 at 12:49am
Dude is that from a book? I swear I have the book that picture is from. I believe I bought it at Celebration 2!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by MediaMaster on May 5th, 2013 at 1:38am
we should all meet up for something really nerdy. like comicon...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 5th, 2013 at 2:30am
That would be pretty ideal.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 16th, 2013 at 9:56pm
A group of Star Wars fans got into a fight with a group of Dr. Who fan at a convention. This might be the best news article I've read in years:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22542222 -b0b (...notes there weren't any Trek fans involved.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 19th, 2013 at 11:24pm
OK, so... random question, but can you guys see an FTP Server board next to The Mother Board on the front page of the forums?
-b0b (...is experimenting.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by MediaMaster on May 20th, 2013 at 8:34am
yessir! Thats quite the list
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 20th, 2013 at 10:16am
Awesome, thanks for the confirmation. That board is restricted, so I wanted to make sure I didn't screw anything up.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 20th, 2013 at 1:55pm
Yes, same here - all good.
Now, how do I use it? |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 20th, 2013 at 7:09pm
I'm testing the VPN solution now, should have something ready by the weekend.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 21st, 2013 at 9:39am
Awesome! Let me know if I can help in any way.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 23rd, 2013 at 3:36pm
Lego made a full-size X-Wing that will be in New York over the weekend:
http://gizmodo.com/this-incredible-full-scale-lego-x-wing-is-the-largest-m-509484787?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_twitter&utm_source=gizmodo_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow -b0b (...sweet!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on May 24th, 2013 at 10:25pm
Anyone else realize this thread started on page one as an abortion debate, and is now featuring an Imperial Walker and a Lego X-Wing? We really should win the internet.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 30th, 2013 at 11:26am
I thought this was an interesting overview of all the crap we buy that's controlled by just a handful of conglomerates:
-b0b (...didn't realize Pepsico owned Yum Brands.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 17th, 2013 at 4:03pm
The new Star Wars script has been completed...
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by MediaMaster on Aug 22nd, 2013 at 9:34pm
Ben Affleck is Batman.
http://variety.com/2013/film/news/ben-affleck-is-the-new-batman-1200586881/ Whyyyy |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Aug 23rd, 2013 at 12:44am
This is the same reaction I had to Heath Ledger being the Joker.
Hopefully I am wrong this time as well. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 7th, 2013 at 12:20am
The very apt Reddit title was "This is why manufacturing jobs are disappearing". Very cool stuff!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKD20BTkXhk -b0b (...I want one!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 19th, 2013 at 9:34pm
A couple times a year, somebody accidentally sends an e-mail to a giant distribution group at the VA, inadvertently kicking off an e-mail storm. Hundreds of people respond via "reply to all" asking to be removed from the distribution list, thus exponentially exacerbating the problem. It usually keeps going until a systems administrator kills the distribution list for a day or two.
It looks like Cisco just had the mother of all e-mail storms. It consumed 375GB of bandwidth and cost $600,000 in lost productivity. It looks like we need to step up our game! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/09/19/cisco_reply_all_email_wastes_tons_of_man_hours -b0b (...simply amazing.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 20th, 2013 at 7:29am
That is awesome!
I always thought about that at my work. I really, REALLY wish to send an email out to everyone saying "please, never include me in company wide emails" or "don't respond in a reply to all way". But I'd feel like a hypocrite. X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Sep 28th, 2013 at 12:36am
Dude Patsy, I found the old CD's of Farscape you burned me back in the day. I tossed one in to see if they still worked alright, and my first thought was "I can't believe we once found this resolution acceptable".
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Sep 28th, 2013 at 12:20pm
Oh man, I remember I got you those when you still had your lame foot. I might even have my original copies, but I think I upgraded them.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Sep 28th, 2013 at 12:36pm
There are plenty of excellent 720p torrents out there. I have all four seasons and both Peacekeeper Wars movies in 720p. It requires a bit of disk space, though. Each season weighs in at nearly 50GB each, so roughly 210GB for all four seasons and both movies.
-b0b (...schwing!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Oct 1st, 2013 at 12:06am
Got Vertigo? Check out these crazy ass mountain walkways on iO9
http://io9.com/these-breathtaking-cliffside-walkways-will-give-you-ver-1425631631 |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 5th, 2013 at 12:01am
It looks like the National Weather Service is having some furlough-related fun...
-b0b (...nice to see some humor in such a depressing situation.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 26th, 2014 at 3:07pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 29th, 2014 at 11:56am
Check out this nifty high-res image. It shows the crowd gathering for a sporting event and you can see thousands of people in the frame. Zoom in and you can clearly make out the facial details on everyone in the picture.
http://www.gigapixel.com/image/gigapan-canucks-g7.html It's only a matter of time before cameras with this level of clarity are in use on every street corner. Still, it's nifty technology! -b0b (...for our safety of course.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jan 29th, 2014 at 3:39pm
That is just insane!!!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Feb 20th, 2014 at 1:26pm
Alright, which one of you bums sent this to me?
Thank you, I'm going to throw it in my coat pocket and whip it out whenever I need to clean up my 'do. -b0b (...is going to be a big hit with the ladies.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by MediaMaster on Feb 21st, 2014 at 1:44am
;)
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 10th, 2014 at 5:16pm
Tomorrow, a robot is going to face off against a world champion in a game of ping pong. This should be interesting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mbdtupCbc4 -b0b (...take a hike, Deep Blue!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 26th, 2014 at 8:29am
I've been keeping a close eye on the Oculus Rift virtual reality device and I was going to pick up a second-hand dev kit, but now I'm having second thoughts. Facebook has announced intentions to buy Oculus for $2 billion. Lots of people that are huge supporters of the technology are up in arms over the announcement, as this almost surely spells doom for the game-oriented design of the product. Facebook has a history of buying companies and running them straight into the ground.
http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/facebook-to-acquire-oculus-252328061.html Valve was working on their own VR tech for awhile and gave away a lot of their research to Oculus. Apparently, no good deed goes unpunished in the business world. Also, John Carmack of Id fame (Doom, Quake, Rage, etc.) left Id and their parent company Bethesda a couple months ago to become the CTO of Oculus. That means John Carmack now works for Facebook. Think about that for a minute. -b0b (...ugggggh.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Mar 26th, 2014 at 2:51pm
I posted on NeoGAF that this is the equivalent of Starbucks buying Tesla Motors.
I just don't understand. |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 27th, 2014 at 5:32am The_Fat_Man wrote on Mar 26th, 2014 at 2:51pm:
Ha! That's a great comparison! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 24th, 2014 at 10:30am
OK, so maybe you wouldn't download a car, but a company in China is now using a large-scale 3D printer to build houses.
http://www.designboom.com/technology/3d-printed-houses-in-24-hours-04-24-2014/ I really think this is the future of the construction industry. Sure, there will always be fancy buildings that aren't really amenable to 3D printing, but I imagine designers, engineers, and architects will gradually adapt their projects toward 3D printing construction. -b0b (...seriously cool stuff.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Apr 24th, 2014 at 9:47pm
Next step, Industrial replicators from Star Trek.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 25th, 2014 at 9:14am
I can't wait for the advent of nanobot-scale manufacturing. Everybody will have a replicator sitting in their kitchen.
-b0b (...has been reading Ray Kurzweil's books lately.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Apr 28th, 2014 at 8:33am
And now for something completely random...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YefTtNmJ3c4 -b0b (...doesn't get the ending?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 13th, 2014 at 8:50am
Here's a nifty website that demonstrates how correlation doesn't equal causation.
http://www.tylervigen.com/ Here is my favorite, demonstrating how worldwide non-commercial space launches correlate with sociology doctorates awarded in the US: http://www.tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=805 -b0b (...math!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 22nd, 2014 at 10:00am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i9ozy739c8
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on May 22nd, 2014 at 6:04pm
I'm learning and getting jiggy with it...at the same time!!!
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 22nd, 2014 at 9:13pm
Yeah, it totally has that Tunak Tunak Tun flair to it.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 3rd, 2014 at 2:10pm
Detroit's new RoboCop statue will be unveiled today.
http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/05/detroits_10-foot-tall_bronze_r.html -b0b (...bets it will get tagged instantly.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 12th, 2014 at 2:17pm
Tesla announced today it is dropping all of its patents applying to their electrical vehicles. The company's engineering is now effectively open source.
http://www.teslamotors.com/blog/all-our-patent-are-belong-you Too frickin' cool. Kudos, Tesla! -b0b (...would love to see a major manufacturer try that.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Jun 12th, 2014 at 3:37pm
Woa...this will be interesting to follow all around (economically, politically, corporately, etc.)...very very interesting.
X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jun 27th, 2014 at 9:57am
Here's some interesting new car technology. Hyundai is pairing their automatic emergency braking system (a device that helps prevent collisions when a car in front of you rapidly brakes) with the vehicle's GPS to automatically reduce your speed to the speed limit when passing by traffic cameras. I'm not sure how useful this would be in the United States where most of our speed enforcement is still done by police officers instead of static cameras, but it's still pretty nifty.
http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/185365-hyundais-2015-genesis-will-automatically-brake-for-speed-cameras-awesome-or-a-terrifying-misuse-of-technology -b0b (...could see this being a big selling feature in the future.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 15th, 2014 at 4:34pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jul 17th, 2014 at 9:16am
Surely, this is a sign of the coming apocalypse:
-b0b (...what's next, Battlefield Earth?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Jul 17th, 2014 at 10:03am
I think I saw Briney update his profile picture the other day and I almost passed out.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 4th, 2014 at 4:00pm
Fight Club 2 is coming next year. I'm betting this will be right up there with Boondock Saints 2 on my list of sequels that I refuse to acknowledge.
http://www.laggano.com/2014/07/fight-club-2-takes-place-alternately-in.html -b0b (...whyyyyyy!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Aug 5th, 2014 at 3:18pm
I found it odd too that it's coming in graphic novel form. Don't really understand why. I read FC and it was enjoyable on it's own (even after seeing the movie).
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 4th, 2014 at 3:01pm
The sequel to Super Troopers has been confirmed. Something makes me think this is at least the third time I've seen "confirmation" of a sequel over the past five or six years.
http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/super-troopers-sequel-confirmed-steve-lemme-talks-movie-2014310 -b0b (...let's try to not screw it up, eh?) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 10th, 2014 at 12:48pm
Here's a nifty video of Tesla's autopilot functionality in action...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7quu551ehc0 Admittedly, I'm somewhat dubious of a system that seems to rely on visual aids like lines in the road and speed limit signs. Around here, we have plenty of streets that either don't have lines at all or they're badly faded. Moreover, if this system actually reads speed limit signs instead of using GPS location for those signs, what happens when the sign is obscured or illegible? -b0b (...still wants to go for a ride in one.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 3rd, 2014 at 10:50am |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 11th, 2014 at 1:53pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 24th, 2015 at 1:52pm
Vivica Fox will be returning for Independence Day 2.
http://screencrush.com/vivica-a-fox-indendence-day-2/ -b0b (...Independence Day 2: Indepencier.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Mar 25th, 2015 at 7:36am
Ya, because her part was so important.
Here's the thing though. No Will Smith. So what would be her point?! |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 31st, 2015 at 8:54am
The greatest song of our generation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KztZmZDNCVg -b0b (...Spongebob + Final Fantasy VII = FTW.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 13th, 2015 at 8:42am
Here's a nifty physics simulator that runs in your browser. The best 60 seconds you'll have that don't involve Wes's mom.
https://haxiomic.github.io/GPU-Fluid-Experiments/html5/?q=UltraHigh -b0b (...weee!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on May 20th, 2015 at 12:10pm
Someone actually managed to make a Smart car look fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=29&v=tl9QO3ANIbc -b0b (...wonders how long the drive train will last.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Aug 15th, 2015 at 7:04pm
Here's the crater left behind by the industrial explosion in Tianjin, China:
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by The_Fat_Man on Aug 15th, 2015 at 8:21pm
Wow, that is an incredible shot.
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 7th, 2015 at 3:15pm
IT'S HAPPENING!
They're one-upping Top Gear by doing the long-awaited race between the three top super cars (a Ferrari LaFerrari, a McLaren P1, and a Porsche 918). The Top Gear producers could never get the manufacturers to agree to it, but it looks like Amazon three enough money at people to make it happen. -b0b (...my money is on the P1.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Oct 31st, 2015 at 1:37pm
Are you guys ready for the ultimate mindblow? A reddit user has postulated that Jar Jar Binks was really a sith lord the entire time, and his argument is surprisingly convincing. Check it out:
https://np.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/ -b0b (...absolutely amazing.) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by X on Nov 1st, 2015 at 8:04am
I think his first half is a non sequitur. And the stylization is just that. Take for instance Vash the Stampede from Trigun. There, you can tell, is some effort to appear effortless.
I've always been the one to point out that Jar Jar is the one who brings about the major turn in all three movies and I would almost attribute to Lucas attempting to blink S.O.S. while someone held a gun to his head to write that awfulness. However, the fact that these items can be pulled shows just how shotty and full of holes the story really was. Red Letter Media did the "no topping it" review and that should answer any question had about anything. What was the answer? Spaceballs 2 - The Search For More Money! X |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:08pm
Hey, anyone want a code for a free digital download of the new Trans-Siberian Orchestra album? I got two codes with some concert tickets I bought, so the second code is up for grabs.
-b0b (...it's pretty decent!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 11th, 2015 at 11:17pm |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Dec 21st, 2015 at 1:16pm
I thought this was a pretty nifty look at VR tech. It's called "redirected walking", and it a technique used to fool you into thinking you're walking one path while actually walking a different one. It can be used to fool you into thinking you're in a much bigger area than you're physically in, opening up the game world quite a bit.
As someone with a fairly small office, this could be a huge boon. Not to mention the short distance a tethered headset will restrict you to! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIiqiTOr1BY&feature=youtu.be -b0b (...neat stuff!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by MediaMaster on Dec 26th, 2015 at 12:07am
I tried the Vive the other day using that technique, and did the google paintbrush thing, as well as some zbrush and other crazy proprietary tech. I like it better than my DK2, and it might be better than crescent bay... but I haven't used oculus' hand controllers yet, so I can't compare there. Next year is an amazing year for VR!
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Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Jan 25th, 2016 at 10:39am
For you Doctor Who fans, Steven Moffat just quit. We won't get any Doctor Who in 2016 (except possibly a Christmas episode), so we'll have to wait until spring 2017 to get our fix. :(
http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2016/01/doctor-who-gets-lengthy-sabbatical-as-showrunner-steven-moffat-quits/ -b0b (...NOOOOO!) |
Title: Re: Random Stupidity Post by b0b on Mar 14th, 2016 at 5:14pm
CBS and Paramount are apparently getting into a heated copyright battle with a Star Trek fan film.
http://www.avclub.com/article/paramount-lawyers-call-star-trek-fan-films-bluff-n-233718 You've got to check out the affidavit for the lawsuit, it even mentions the Star Trek animated series... https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2757228-Axanar-Klingon.html -b0b (...interesting reading!) |
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