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MORAL QUESTION

This test only has one question, but it's a very  important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand  morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which  you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be  honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.



THE  SITUATION

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all  around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of  biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.  The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling  around you, some disappearing under the water.  Nature is unleashing all  of its destructive fury.



THE  TEST

Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Bill Clinton!  At  the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under  forever. You have two options--you can save the life of Bill Clinton, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful  politicians.




THE  QUESTION

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white
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Reply #1 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 9:52am
 
I would defineatly go with the black and white.  It makes you focus on your subject without being destracted by the intern under him that he's using as a floatation device.  And you can clearly make out the lines of terror as he screams that it's not fair he won't be alive to see the one world government he helped to build.  Then he screams out to Molec for help and how he wishes he was at the Bohemian Grove where he could have all the gay prostitutes he wants...without going back to his "wife".
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Reply #2 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 11:26am
 
It looks like the good ol' boys at the American Nazi Party were stirring up trouble in Toledo this weekend.  When will these people just give up and die?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051016/ap_on_re_us/nazi_march

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Neighbors: Neo-Nazis Had No Right to March

By JOHN SEEWER, Associated Press Writer Sun Oct 16, 6:01 PM ET

TOLEDO, Ohio - In the days leading up to a white supremacist march, ministers pleaded with residents to stay calm and community leaders organized peace rallies. Authorities even delayed releasing the route so protesters wouldn't know where the group planned to march.

It wasn't enough to stop an angry mob that included gang members from looting and burning a neighborhood bar, smashing the windows of a gas station and hurling rocks and bottles at police on Saturday. Twelve officers were injured, one suffering a concussion when a brick flew through her cruiser window.

In all, 114 people were arrested on charges including assault, vandalism, failure to disperse and overnight curfew violations.

"We knew during the preparation that it was going to be a tremendous challenge," Police Chief Mike Navarre said Sunday. "Anyone who would accuse us of being underprepared I would take exception with that."

Much of the anger boiled over because people were upset that city leaders were willing to allow the supremacists to walk through the neighborhood and shout insults, residents and authorities said.

"You can't allow people to come challenge a whole city and not think they weren't going to strike back," said Kenneth Allen, 47, who watched the violence begin near his home.

Authorities said there was little they could do to stop the group, because they did not apply for a parade permit and instead planned to walk along sidewalks.

"They do have a right to walk on the Toledo sidewalks," said Mayor Jack Ford, who at one point confronted leaders of the mob and tried to settle them down.

A gang member in a mask threatened to shoot him, and others cursed him for allowing the march, the mayor said. He said he didn't know if the man who threatened him was actually armed, but he blamed gangs for much of the violence. The march had been called off because of the crowds, and the white supremacists had left.

If the Nazi group tries to come back, Ford said he would seek a court order to stop them.

Navarre said the riots escalated because members of the National Socialist Movement took their protest to the neighborhood, which is predominantly black, instead of a neutral place. "If this march had occurred in downtown Toledo, we wouldn't have had the unrest," he said.

The neo-Nazi group, known as "America's Nazi Party," said they came to the city because of a dispute between neighbors, one white and the other black.

Police began receiving word midweek from officers on the street that gangs were going to descend on the neighborhood in protest, the police chief said. The disturbances were confined to a 1-square-mile area, but the crowd swelled to about 600 people, overwhelming police.

The crowds were eventually dispersed by police in riot gear after about four hours, and the mayor declared a state of emergency that remained in effect through the weekend.

About 200 officers patrolled the neighborhood overnight after the riot, Navarre said. Police reported no problems Sunday, but an 8 p.m. curfew was in effect for a second night.

Neighbors were divided about the city allowing the march.

"They don't have the right to bring hate to my front yard," said Terrance Anderson, who lives near a bar that was destroyed.

Other neighbors said the group had a right to have their say. "Too bad the people couldn't ignore them," said Dee Huntley.



You can find more about the rioting and vandalism here...

http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051016/NEWS16/51016003

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Reply #3 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 1:33pm
 
hmmm....I think you've posted the bill clinton photo thing before, james.



its still not funny, even the second time around.



i like how republicans say they are pro-life.


strangely, they are also pro-war, pro-guns and anti-democrats.



wow! they totally ARE all about the people.




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Reply #4 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 1:51pm
 
Oh no's!  I'm trembling in my socks over here!

Terrified, petrified, mortified, stupified!


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Reply #5 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm
 
Republicans and Democrats both suck...

This two party thing blows. Why do I have to choose one or the other? Ill just take things that both have, and some that neither have and call them my own, thank you very much. I dont have to follow some cookie cutter way of politics, when has that gotten anything done.

Here are my views on politics:

Bush is a freaking Nazi. Enough said. I dont know what hes got planned for the rest of his time in office, but its got me wishing I had a bomb shelter constructed. We are so overdue for another "terrorist attack" its not even funny.

I dont like abortion at all but our government does not have the right to push religous views on women's bodies. Third trimester abortions are dangerous, so I dont think those should be allowed. 

The government should be seperate from the church. This is not the middle ages or something; we are not run by a religous body. I know those that founded this country had religious beliefs, but they did not intend those beliefs to run this country. Its that very thing that they were running from in the first place.

Gay marriage, again... whatever. If they want to do it, go ahead, who are we to judge. I'm morally against it and would not like to see it at all, but hey, thats just me. Marriage in this country is more legality and tax breaks anyway, we long ago abandoned the sanctity of it.

Gun control... stupid idea. The 2nd amendment was made so citizens could protect themselves against their OWN government. Remove the guns from the people and you have a situation where people are left helpless. Think Hitler and other dictators who disarmed their countries before gaining total power.  You might think that there wont be a time where we are going to have to revolt against the US government, but just wait a few years.

Drugs. Legalize em. who cares. The whole reason there is such a huge problem in this country is the fact that they are taboo and hard to get. Legalize the less dangerous ones and get rid of some of that drug problem. Of course it will prolly make some more potheads, but then again who knows if it would be "cool" anymore if everyone could get access to it. I really dont know enough about the issue, so thats just a loose viewpoint.

I am a Christian, Jesus is my Lord and Savior. Evolution is a made up tale, the Creation is far easier to explain scientifically that the bull that scientists spew out in their elitist journals. 

These are my beliefs, take em or leave em

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Reply #6 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 4:57pm
 
MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
Republicans and Democrats both suck...


Actually, Democrats suck and Republicans blow.  There's a fine distinction between the two.

On a serious note, though, I agree wholeheartedly.  As I've argued before, the entire concept of a party affiliations is morally bankrupt.  Judges are barred from listing a party affiliation because it could jeapordize their judicial impartiality.  Aren't politicians supposed to be impartial?  Aren't they supposed to represent their constituents without thought to their personal desires?

We've gone from a system of electing a person most likely to represent us to electing a person most like us that will represent themselves.


MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
This two party thing blows. Why do I have to choose one or the other? Ill just take things that both have, and some that neither have and call them my own, thank you very much.


Right.  The Constitutional Party is the only group that even comes close to representing a majority of my beliefs, but even they're out in left field on some issues and they don't stand a chance of ever getting a major candidate elected.



MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
Bush is a freaking Nazi. Enough said. I dont know what hes got planned for the rest of his time in office, but its got me wishing I had a bomb shelter constructed. We are so overdue for another "terrorist attack" its not even funny.


You hit that one on the nail.  We haven't done a single thing since 9/11 that has made us even the slightest bit safer.  There is nothing stopping a foreign terrorist from sailing to Mexico with a packload of nastiness strapped to his back and crossing the porous US-Mexico border.  They could be coming our way with a boatload of malicious intent and we'd never even see it coming.


(Abortion comments separated into another post for detailed berating.)



MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
The government should be seperate from the church.


I agree with this to some degree.  God said...

Matthew 22:20 - And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription?
Matthew 22:21 - They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's."


Christ's churches are not intended to run the government.  However, that does not absolve governmental figures from their obligations before God, nor does it give a government an excuse to be morally bankrupt.  The Bible has several examples of Godly nations.

Ultimately, there is no power on earth that will run completely parallel to God's word. Even the haughty ideals of a constitutional America are going to go adrift somewhere.  As such, we have a choice to make.  Do we put God first, or America first?



MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
Gay marriage, again... whatever. If they want to do it, go ahead, who are we to judge.


It's not a question of allowing gay marriage, it's a question of recognizing gay marriage.  If the vast majority of constituents in a state wouldn't personally recognize the marriage, why should the state defy its citizens and offer that very same recognition?



MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
Marriage in this country is more legality and tax breaks anyway, we long ago abandoned the sanctity of it.


Can I get an amen?  Truer words have never been spoken!



MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
Gun control... stupid idea.


You summed that up pretty well, and everyone knows what I think about the subject, so there isn't much I can add to that.  Good stuff, Briney.



MediaMaster wrote on Oct 17th, 2005 at 3:43pm:
Drugs. Legalize em. who cares.


Up until a few months ago, I used to believe the same thing.  My rationalization was, "Hey, it's your body, do what you want."  Then I read "Under the Overpass," an amazing book about a young Christian that spent six months living the "homeless life" so he could gain a better understanding about exactly what these people needed.

One thing he continuously pointed out was the total domination of drugs in the lives of homeless people all over the country.  I'm not talking about marijuana, either.

You see, we'll end up paying for rampant drug use one way or the other.  We can either keep it illegal and pay insane amounts of cash enforcing a bunch of unenforceable laws, or we can eliminate the laws and pay insane amounts of cash for rehabilitation, welfare, unemployment, medical benefits, and other social costs.

My fix?  Legalize drugs, but make users register.  From that date forward, the user is no longer eligible for any government benefits, including welfare, medicare, medicaid, or any social security above and beyond what they paid in.

Problem solved, everyone is happy.


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I dont like abortion at all but our government does not have the right to push religous views on women's bodies.


Absolute nonsense.  Since when was defending against the premeditated, unsubstantiated, cold-blooded murder of a defenseless child considered a "religious view?"  All law is based on somebody's sense of morality.  Without ethics or a common definition of decency, there would be no law.  Anyone who fails to see abortion as immoral, unethical, and indecent is (at best) uneducated about the issue and (at worst) seriously depraved.

To illustrate a point, let me introduce you to a friend of mine.  Her name is Kati, and we share the same birthdate.

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Like me, Kati was adopted.  Like me, her mother chose to carry her to term and place her for adoption instead of killing her.  I met Kati about five years ago while trying to find my birthsiblings and we became fast friends.  Kati is a wonderful girl and I am eternally thankful for her support through some very rough times.

Every time I hear someone advocate abortion or somehow suggest that it is a "woman's right," a hundred faces pop into my head and hers is foremost.  You see, when you suggest that abortion is a "woman's right," you suggest that eliminating Kati is acceptable.  You suggest that ending her life before she even took her first breath is somehow noble.  You suggest that Kati was a mistake and that killing her is an appropriate solution to that mistake.

On behalf of "mistakes" everywhere, I humbly disagree.

Could you tell Kati to her face that abortion is a woman's right?  I certainly hope not.



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Third trimester abortions are dangerous, so I dont think those should be allowed.


Dangerous for who?  The mother?  I guarantee it's dangerous for the baby!  What makes the mother's life any more sacrosanct than that of her child?

Besides, once you start playing the "date" game, you realize how futile it is.  Most people can't pinpoint the conception of their child on a calendar, so setting a specific date in stone for the beginning of the third trimester would be impossible.

It's pointless anyway.  If a doctor is willing to perform an abortion, I doubt fudging a date on a medical form would be ethically troubling.


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Reply #8 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 5:05pm
 
Bob you are preaching to the choir here. I totally agree, but how do you propose that the US handle this problem?
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Reply #9 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 6:33pm
 
You mentioned banning third-trimester abortions because of potential physical complications, but what about the psychological trauma suffered by women that abort their children?  Post-Abortive Syndrome is a very real and very common ailment suffered by women that kill their children, and I honestly don't know how such a thing could be unexpected.

http://www.abortionfacts.com/reardon/after_abortion_psychological_rea.asp


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Ban it.  Make it a capital offense.  Any woman having an abortion would be charged with murder, as would any so-called doctor that might be involved.  Her husband/boyfriend/whatever would be charged as an accessory if he urged her to do it.

Anybody depraved enough to murder their own child deserves to rot in the darkest jail cell on earth.

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Reply #10 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 9:32pm
 
Check this out...

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/Index.asp?ID=53241

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i didn't know you were adopted.....
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Reply #12 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 11:06pm
 
b0b that little diddy you just wrote under the picture of Katie was damned impressive.

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Reply #13 - Oct 17th, 2005 at 11:47pm
 
yea I admit i was becoming slightly apathetic on the subject... Many women at my school feel very strongly on the subject, and after a few debates I was thinking legislatively abortion should be allowed. But after reading that and alot of thought, If im giving in a little there, how is that any different if I support it outright. Its either you do it or not...

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Reply #14 - Oct 18th, 2005 at 11:37am
 
On a lighter (though just as ominous) note, Sylvester Stallone has agreed to act in another Rocky movie.

Yeah, just what we needed.

http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2005/10/18/stallone_to_return_for_ro...

This thing has "box office flop" written all over it.

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Reply #15 - Oct 18th, 2005 at 2:43pm
 
For those of you that are familiar with Jack Thompson, the idiot on a crusade against GTA and The Sims 2, he's Penny Arcade is laying the smack down hardcore.

Mr. Thompson said he'd donate $10,000 to charity if someone developed a game featuring the murder of various video game executives and game store clerks.  Of course, when someone did just that (by modding GTA, ironically enough) he renegged and said his challenge was "satire."

So, Penny Arcade did it for him.  They cut a check for $10,000 to the Entertainment Software Association Foundation, which I thought was a hilariously appropriate choice.

Apparently, Mr. Thompson just won't learn his lesson.  He's attempting to have Gabe and Tycho arrested over the debacle.

http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/18/1516223&from=rss

What an idiot.

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Reply #16 - Oct 18th, 2005 at 4:29pm
 
Various military installations, naval ships, nuclear reactors, etc. via Google Earth.  Very spooky.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/14/google_earth_competition_results/

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Reply #17 - Oct 18th, 2005 at 8:35pm
 
Yea google earth is addicting. You can literally spend hours there.
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Uh oh someone found the Marquee button
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Reply #20 - Oct 18th, 2005 at 10:45pm
 
Marquee is annoying, but at least it isn't <Blink>.  <Blink> died a much, much needed death.

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...misses the point. <blink> ?
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Reply #22 - Oct 19th, 2005 at 9:18am
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4354508.stm

I'd ask him about his dealing with global take over and if he left I'd file suit against services not rendered.....I wonder if he puts out on the first date?

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Sounds like a zionist plot to me!

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Reply #24 - Oct 20th, 2005 at 9:10am
 
You see, this is why only cops should have guns!  I always knew that cops had some kind of Jedi-like mastery of their weapons that mere subj... err, citizens could never hope to attain.

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Reply #25 - Oct 20th, 2005 at 9:44am
 
I'm thinking we should execute by firing squad anyone who misues a firearm.

1) It gives guns a bad name...we don't need that.  The guns didn't do anything to you  Cry
2) It would help the global elite lessen the population of Earth to 500 million (look it up on the Georgia Guidestones and in the UN charter!)
3) If we really believe in evolution then these people aren't the "fittest" so they shouldn't survive.

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Reply #26 - Oct 20th, 2005 at 11:57am
 
I thought this particular smiley was worth a Random Stupidity post.

Smiley

There is quite a story behind this picture, which lead to Jack Thompson calling for the creator's incarceration.  Yeah, you only think I'm kidding...

http://gr.bolt.com/articles/jack/jack.htm

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Reply #27 - Oct 20th, 2005 at 1:59pm
 
After stalling in Congress last year, the firearms industry protection law finally passed.  S. 397 is on its way to President Bush's desk, and I quite certain he'll sign it.

http://today.reuters.com/news/NewsArticle.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyID=2005-10...

This law is freakin' common sense.  If someone gets shot with a Colt Python during a drug deal gone wrong, how in the world is Colt responsible for that?  Colt didn't sell the gun to the drug dealer, and Colt didn't pull the trigger.

This law should end such nonsense.

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Reply #28 - Oct 21st, 2005 at 10:24am
 
This is a fantastic article about the state America is in these days.  The author gets bonus points for using the term "sheeple," which I've never seen outside of firearm/survivalist websites.  Enjoy!

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http://www.townhall.com/opinion/columns/walterwilliams/2005/10/19/171797.html

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Oct 19, 2005
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President Bush informed the nation, during a press conference, that he might seek to use the U.S. military to quarantine parts of the nation should there be a serious outbreak of the deadly avian flu that has killed millions of chickens and 60-some people in Southeast Asia. That's the second time Bush has expressed a desire to use the military for local policing. The first was in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. The Posse Comitatus Act (18 U.S.C. 1385) generally prohibits federal military personnel and units of the U.S. National Guard under federal authority from acting in a law enforcement capacity within the United States, except where expressly authorized by the U.S. Constitution or Congress.

Enacted during Reconstruction, the purpose of the Posse Comitatus Act was to severely limit the powers of the federal government to use the military for local law enforcement. Would Americans tolerate such a gigantic leap in the federalization of law enforcement? I'm guessing the answer is yes. In the name of safety, we've undergone decades of softening up to accept just about any government edict that our predecessors would have found offensive. Let's look at some of it.

The anti-smoking movement might be the beginning of the softening up process. They started out calling for reasonable actions like no-smoking sections on airplanes. Then it progressed to no smoking on airplanes altogether, then private establishments such as restaurants and businesses. Emboldened by the timidity of smokers, in some jurisdictions there are ordinances banning smoking in outdoor places such as beaches and parks. Then there are seatbelt and helmet laws that have sometimes been zealously enforced through the use of night vision goggles. On top of this, Americans accept government edicts on where your child may ride in your car. Americans sheepishly accepted all sorts of Transportation Security Administration nonsense. In the name of security, we've allowed fingernail clippers, eyeglass screwdrivers and toy soldiers to be taken from us prior to boarding a plane.

We've accepted federal intrusion in our financial privacy through the Bank Secrecy Act. Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, says, "More than 99.999 percent of those [who] had their privacy invaded were law-abiding citizens going about their own personal financial business." Most recently there's the U.S. Supreme Court Kelo decision, where the court held that local governments can take a private person's house and turn it over to another private person. Politicians have learned and become comfortable with the fact that today's Americans will docilely accept just about any legalized restraint on their behavior.

You say, "Hey, Williams, but it's the law!" In the late-1700s, the British Parliament enacted the Sugar Act, the Stamp Act and the Townshend Acts, and imposed other grievances that are enumerated in our Declaration of Independence. I'm happy that we didn't have today's Americans around at the time to bow before King George III and say, "It's the law." Respectful of the Posse Comitatus Act, President Bush has suggested that he'll ask Congress to amend the law to allow for the use of the U.S. military to enforce regional quarantines. Whether Congress amends the law or not, Bush has no constitutional authority to deploy military troops across the land. Why?

The U.S. Constitution's Article IV, Section 4 reads, "The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened), against domestic Violence." Coupled with the Tenth Amendment, "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people," this means short of an insurrection, the U.S. military must be invited by a state legislature or executive. Any federal law that violates these constitutional provisions is null and void and can only be enforced through fear, intimidation and brute military force.
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Reply #29 - Oct 21st, 2005 at 1:12pm
 
Very nicely written article. This avian flu panic is crazy. They are just building it up to be inevitable. Its strictly a bird flu right now, it would still have to mutate to kill human beings. The panic over a breakout of the disease and the timing of the Bush ruling that puts Avian flu on par with Smallpox and other deadly diseases, is very suspicious.

If anyone has read Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan book series this is all too familiar.

Debt of Honor has a commercial jet slamming into Congress, wiping it out and leaving Jack president. The book after that, Executive Decisions, has Iran distribute a disease similiar to Ebola in the United States. Martial law is declared and everything is locked down while the US goes into Iran and kicks balls. The next book, The Bear and the Dragon, puts Russia and the US at war with China over oil. Now this will be different because it is likely that Russia would side with China in the event of a war.

Recently China has been found to have understated its defense budget by about 65 billion dollars. They are building up their forces to fight a conflict bigger than Taiwan. A couple months ago China's Defense Minister gave a rousing speech to his soldiers saying that China must invade the United States by 2008 to protect its intrests and gain land. Rediculous.

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Reply #30 - Oct 24th, 2005 at 11:03am
 
From GamePolitics.com...

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Online Too Long? XP minus 100... Equipped Items Suffer 10% Damage

If you plan to be game-addicted in the People's Republic of China, you're going to do so with a gimped character.

So say new regulations that went into effect this week. Xinhua is reporting that online gamers will be penalized for playing more than three hours at a stretch. A two-hour break is mandated between gaming sessions.

Designed to combat growing fears of online game addiction, the new law targets 11 of the most popular titles, including World of Warcraft and The Legend of Mir II, but is expected to encompass all online games in the near future.

Players that exceed the legal time limit will see their characters punished by loss of experience points (XP) and in-game weapons. Stay online for five hours, and your character is reset to starter level.

"This timing mechanism can prevent young people from becoming addicted to online games," said Kou Xiaowei, the deputy director of China's Audiovisual and Internet Publication Department.

Gamers, naturally, don't care for the new regulations.

"It's absolutely a foolish decision," said 23-year old gamer Yankee Song, a World of Warcraft fan. "In the game, even a simple mission would take players three to five hours to finish and complex ones may take a whole day. After the system's implemented, players can achieve nothing in the game, and we will have no reason to play it anymore."

Another Chinese WoW devotee expressed confidence that hacks would be developed to trick in-game timers into thinking that players had logged off.

UPDATE: GP reader LitaGemini weighs in with some clarity as to what this issue may be all about: "Heard about this law at Futureplay (conference at Michigan State)... Often times the Chinese youth gather in cybercafes to play these games, and, in addition to gameplay, they're having discussion about real world political matters. The Chinese government therefore wants to limit their gameplay, which limits their cybercafe hours, which limits their political freedom. Tricky and insidious.



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Reply #31 - Oct 24th, 2005 at 12:52pm
 
What, are they trying to start a revolt? Limit Gamer's playing time and you will have one!!!!

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Reply #32 - Oct 24th, 2005 at 1:29pm
 
Yanno, I really couldn't blame the WoW administration if they set a flat time limit on the game for Chinese players, but to go to the extremes of programming additional features like XP loss, weapon loss, and a total character reset is just ridiculous.  I realize WoW is probably making some serious cash over in China, but to bend over backwards like that is demeaning.

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Reply #33 - Oct 24th, 2005 at 3:34pm
 
Well they are a global business. They have to abide by the laws that are set down by the country that they operate in. Guess thats why ye olde Bill Gates bent over backwords to make Microsoft monitoring programs for them. Of course they are going to obey the laws, they aren't going to try to hold on to U.S. morals or laws. Can't make money that way.
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Reply #34 - Oct 24th, 2005 at 3:36pm
 
The Archimedes Death Ray!

http://web.mit.edu/2.009/www/lectures/10_ArchimedesResult.html

It looks like Myth Busters was probably wrong.

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Reply #35 - Oct 24th, 2005 at 6:14pm
 
That was the hotness. All we need is a smaller version and I can go around lighting buildings on fire! Woot!
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Reply #36 - Oct 24th, 2005 at 11:26pm
 
http://www.globalnewsmatrix.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3143

Interesting lil article about this "Bird Flu Pandemic"

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Reply #37 - Oct 25th, 2005 at 8:43am
 
The beginning of the end for easy piracy?

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Reply #38 - Oct 25th, 2005 at 9:48am
 
Will never happen.  First...if you can read it...you can copy it.  Second you would have to give everyone that special DVD player and that means every home and computer.  Third, this is what pirates are talking about.  They want to be able to watch THEIR OWN movies in any format and do anything to them they want.  Disney is just going to be wasting money and their reviews are going to go down because people are not going to be buying those things.

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Reply #39 - Oct 25th, 2005 at 10:18am
 
The idea is to safeguard screeners for reviewers and critcs, not to safeguard the final retail product.  I think the MPAA understands that protecting retail products is impossible, but they're trying to stop DVD-quality rips from hitting the Interweb before the retail DVD hits the store shelves.

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Reply #40 - Oct 25th, 2005 at 10:56am
 
Those lovable Islamic Jihadists are at it again...

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-10/25/content_487595.htm

Three car bombs, including one rather sizable one, rocked the journalist stronghold in Iraq, the Baghdad Hotel.

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Reply #41 - Oct 26th, 2005 at 3:16am
 
Remote Control Device 'Controls' Humans

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A special headset was placed on my cranium by my hosts during a recent demonstration at an NTT research center. It sent a very low voltage electric current from the back of my ears through my head — either from left to right or right to left, depending on which way the joystick on a remote-control was moved.

I found the experience unnerving and exhausting: I sought to step straight ahead but kept careening from side to side. Those alternating currents literally threw me off.

The technology is called galvanic vestibular stimulation — essentially, electricity messes with the delicate nerves inside the ear that help maintain balance.

I felt a mysterious, irresistible urge to start walking to the right whenever the researcher turned the switch to the right. I was convinced — mistakenly — that this was the only way to maintain my balance.


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Reply #42 - Oct 26th, 2005 at 8:38am
 
Stewie is going to have a field day with that one.

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This will be great for our handlers when the New World Order is finally in place.  What better way to control a mass population of only 500 million people (they killed the rest with "vaccines" and other fun stuff)?  They took our rights, ney, we gave up our rights willingly.  We didn't fight to protect them.  We labled people that told us this day would come as "conspiracy nuts".  Now if I could stop from drooling and laugh I would.  They kept putting us into prison, kept making up laws that were grosely harsh.  They incarcerated the blacks, the the hispanics, then the poor, then the white middle class.  Now the elite sip expensive Don Perion from skulls that were used in the Cremation of Care to their Caninite god, Moleck, at the Bomehmian Grove.  Now they control our actions.  Thought crimes run rampant.  Children turn in their parents, neighbors turn in their neighbors, the family unit is just a distant memory.  Now they control our actions.  History is never wrong for these controllers.  There's a small resistantce of some group of people that want to take down our new god, the Supreme High Commander of Earth.  They say he's the antichrist...whatever that is.  They're just using the disappearence of all those people some time ago to promote a new religion.  Something about a one true God, and someone name Jebus...I think.  It doesn't matter they will fail.  Cause I think they might succeed...The All Seeing Eye may get me.  Well fellow Global Community member...I must go to work correcting the past so that it is correct with the "truth" of the present.  Also to your question you asked me yesterday.... 2 + 2 = 5

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Reply #44 - Oct 26th, 2005 at 11:39am
 
Using sense of balance to control peoples movement?  While diabolical that is fuckng GENIUS.
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Reply #45 - Oct 26th, 2005 at 11:45am
 
I prefer to bend people to my will using sharp, pointy objects.  But hey, each to their own.

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Reply #46 - Oct 26th, 2005 at 3:12pm
 
Here's an amazing piece of poetry that really makes you want to yell "Heck yeah!"  I was never very respectful to the majority of my teachers for one reason or another, but this piece sounds like something every high school student should have to listen to before graduating.

As a warning, there is some unnecessarily harsh language.

http://www.TWNCommunications.Net/Other/WhatTeachersMake.mp3

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Reply #47 - Oct 26th, 2005 at 3:38pm
 
For all of you Robert Jordan fans out there, may I present Wheel of Time in animation...

http://www.red-eagle-entertainment.com/shop/payment.php?contentid=2

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Reply #48 - Oct 27th, 2005 at 3:26am
 
And that's why you fail b0b.  That is why.
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Robert Jordan will be dead long before he ever completes his Wheel of Time series.  You like reading incomplete stories?  You lose at life.

By the way, attached below is the trailer for the animation.  It's an executable (lame!) so I zipped it up.  Enjoy!

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This is a really nifty website that provides detailed histories and downloads of some neat old games.  Some of them were never released, while other might have been "missing" some details in the final retail version.

http://www.LostLevels.org

This is one of my favorite stories.  EarthBound for the Super Nintendo was one of my favorite games of all time (just below Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy III/VI, also SNES games).  Apparently, the prequel game Mother was brought to America and completely localized, but never released.  I'm really glad to see that the original Mother is available in professionally-translate english and I'm definitely going to play it.

http://www.lostlevels.org/200407/200407-earthbound.shtml

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Speaking of old games.

Anyone have a linnk to where I can find a GOOD SNES Emulator and some ROMs?  Half the shit on the net relating to that is a bunch of crap these days and I just don't have the time to sift through it all and find the meat.

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Leave it to Wes to use a food analogy to describe video games.

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Wes,

I have NEStron and about 620 ROMs as 2 ZIP files equaling about 65 megs.  Is there a way to email large files like that?

As for my requisite randomly stupid link, check this out:

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=1

As if girly, sugary sweet pop music wasn't bad enough...

...now it's filled with NeoNazi propaganda goodness!

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Wes,

Sorry!  I was looking at my NES collection. (You can have it too if you want)

For SNES I have ZSNES (624 kb) and about 188 ROMs (163 megs)

http://www.msu.edu/~dysangco/nestron.zip

http://www.msu.edu/~dysangco/nesgames.zip

http://www.msu.edu/~dysangco/zsnes.zip

http://www.msu.edu/~dysangco/snesgames.zip

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Reply #55 - Oct 27th, 2005 at 1:41pm
 
Outside of the tacky name, this might just be the neatest thing I've seen.  According to the FAQ, they don't support ROM's, but I think they're lying.

http://www.playmessiah.com/index2.htm

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That article really isn't too surprising.  The author hit it on the head when he surmised the girls were merely parroting their parents ideals.

Hopefully, they'll have a chance to go off to a decent college some day and actually learn a thing or two about the "real world."  The article was merely another piece of sensationalistic media.

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Reply #57 - Oct 27th, 2005 at 6:22pm
 
Thanks for the attempt at the ROMS and such.

I managed to get the ZNES and NEStron files, however, the ROM zips you put up are corrupt.
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Reply #58 - Oct 27th, 2005 at 8:28pm
 
Suck.  I'm a failure as a geek.  They worked for me.  I'll ask my friend Brian who hooked me up with them in the first place.

And, no, haven't finished it yet because there's always a flute, clarinet or violin wanting to be played, a conducting baton wanting to be waved around, and books wanting to be read.  One of my friends came to visit and he hadn't watched Advent Children so I turned it on.  We watched it twice.  After he left I did some leveling up in the North Crater.  My party is still in the 70s with Cloud in the high 80s, and none of my materia is mastered yet, so I don't feel quite ready to take on Sephiroth.

I did, however, find this:

http://faqs.ign.com/articles/657/657331p1.html

And took a good hour or so out of my practice time reading it in its entirety.  Go me.
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Despite hurricane damage to production and refinery facilities, oil companies are reporting huge profits. Exxon Mobile reports a 3rd-quarter net profit of more than 9.9 billion dollars, the largest in US corporate history and a 75% increase compared to this time last year, so does that mean we've been gouged at the pump?

You may recall paying more than $3 per gallon for regular unleaded shortly after 25% of US oil production was cut in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. John Griffin at the American Petroleum Institute says the high gas prices were supposed to make drivers make fewer stops at the pump, so we wouldn't run out of gas.

John Griffin: "Every gas station wouldn't have gasoline. People would hoard gas, like a lot of times they do, and they start filling up cans and putting it in a garage, which is a bad idea."


9.9 billion?!  That sounds moderately ridiculous to me.

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Reply #60 - Oct 28th, 2005 at 9:53am
 
These doughnuts taste like poo...

http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/irresistible/5189706/detail.html

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Some law makers are even asking the oil companies to low prices since they've made so much money.

"Calls for New Refineries

On Tuesday House Speaker Dennis Hastert urged U.S. oil companies to invest in building more refineries and better communicate their efforts at bringing down oil and natural gas costs. It has been 30 years, he noted, since a new refinery has been built in the United States, and extra refining capacity could prevent the shortages and price spikes that follow natural disasters.

But Parry said that, although new refineries have not opened, many companies have made improvements and expansions to their existing infrastructure and refining capacity.

"Total refining capacity has been increased by 10 percent in the past decade — that's the equivalent of adding seven to eight new refineries," he said.

At least one lawmaker is even demanding reimbursement for consumers. Earlier this fall, Sen. Byron Dorgan, D-N.D., proposed a temporary windfall tax on big oil companies — a 50-percent excise tax on oil company profits when the price of domestic oil is above $40 per barrel. The annual revenues collected from the tax would be returned to individual taxpayers as rebates."

Sounds a little fishy to me about there hasn't been a new refinery built in 30 years.  It's like keeping the supply at the bare minimum so you have a high demand.

Also this story has some of it too http://apnews.myway.com/article/20051027/D8DGL2502.html
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Reply #62 - Oct 28th, 2005 at 11:59am
 
Inflation of demand via artificial interruption of supply.  Ingenius.

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Bushisms


#10: "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

#9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

#8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

#7: "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

#6: "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

#5: "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

#4: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

#3: "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

#2: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

#1: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004


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I thought the ObGyn comment was the best.  Here's some random violence from "back in the day."  I remember when this stuff was popular back in our early high school years.

http://www.sfdt.com/flash/movie-pages/movies/15005.html

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Reply #67 - Oct 28th, 2005 at 6:11pm
 
UBAH expansion, im excited!

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/10/28/science.debate.reut/index.html

Talk about bias and stupidity all at once.  I guess that if you have an opposing idea to the main theory at the time you HATE science!  That's like say... I HATE AMERICA! when I say..."But isn't the Patriot Act designed to be used on mostly domestic Americans?

I'm sure we all remember when Galileo ticked off the Catholic church and they threw him in house arrest for HATING God AND science.  Well here god = time and science = whatever we want it to mean as long as we don't use commen sense enough to end the debate by allowing some theories to use God as an explination.  Even if mainstream science allowed this...you can have 70 different scientists use 70 different theories to explain one thing naturally...what's another one attempting to use God?  Is it because people are sooo scared that there might be physical/scientific proof of a Creator that they will fight to the death to stop "Fundamentalist Christian science haters" from coming in their circle?  Sounds narrow minded to be...shouldn't they be open to any "truth" *tounge in cheek*

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A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me an turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again, the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything that you want.  Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look, I'm a network engineer.  I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."


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I've seen that joke like 12 times with 12 different jobs put in....
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http://www.brewsterjennings.com/

A fun google map game, reminiscient of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego.
I'm currently ranked 8 on the high score list... ubah!

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For all those Floridians...

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Will full juice be back for all by . . . Easter?
DAVE BARRY

Q. When am I going to get my electricity back?

A. The latest statement from Florida Power & Light is that ``we expect to have all power in Miami-Dade, Broward and Palm Beach counties fully restored by, at the very latest, Easter.''

Q. Why is it taking so long to restore power?

A. Wilma's unexpectedly strong winds caused major damage to three of FP&L's five longest extension cords.

Q. Is my water safe to drink?

A. Your water is perfectly safe, although the South Florida Water Authority does recommend that before drinking any water or touching it with your bare hands, you should boil it ``until the worms stop moving.''

Q. How are the levees holding up?

A. We spoke to a spokesperson for the South Florida Levee Authority (SFLA), who assured us that South Florida does not have any levees, but if we did, they would definitely be in bad shape.

Q. I keep hearing that, since the traffic lights are out, I should treat a stoplight intersection as if it were a ''four-way stop.'' What does this mean?

A. It means that, when you reach the intersection, you should do what you normally do at a stop sign here in South Florida.

Q. You mean, ignore it?

A. That is the South Florida way.

Q. Where can I buy gasoline?

A. Vermont.

Q. How will the hurricanes affect the schools?

A. The school year started earlier than ever this year, smack dab in the middle of hurricane season. Incredibly, the school schedule has been severely disrupted by -- you are going to be very surprised -- hurricanes! Who could have predicted such a thing? In any event, our kids have missed a LOT of school. Many 10th-graders no longer remember the alphabet. This could really hurt our standardized-test scores. So the Broward and Miami-Dade school boards have decided to lengthen the school year by adding a new month, to be inserted between November and December. It will be called ``FCATember.''

Q. You're kidding, right?

A. I don't know any more.

Q. Why are we getting so many hurricanes lately?

A. Climate experts, after studying changes in ocean-water temperatures over the past 50 years, now believe that the recent increase in hurricane activity is being caused by a cracked mirror in the kitchen of my mother-in-law, Celia Kaufman. It cracked a few weeks ago, and since then not only have we been nailed by roughly a dozen hurricanes, but also Celia had a car accident, my brother in-law Steve hurt his back, the Dolphins offensive line has been penalized for 4,752 false starts, and President Bush, apparently without even realizing it, nominated a former Texas State Lotto executive to the U.S. Supreme Court. ''This can't all be coincidence,'' state the climate experts. ``Somebody needs to FIX THAT WOMAN'S MIRROR.''

Q. So is the mirror being fixed?

A. FEMA is working on it.

Q. So we are doomed.

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"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be a kindness if our ship's doctor were to amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?"

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Here's one for Wes and Briney...and the rest of you

http://mercola.com/blog/2005/oct/28/finally_medical_journal_admits_the_truth

Seems like we can get some truh after all.

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Just remember the bio-engineered agricultural products...

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Reply #76 - Nov 1st, 2005 at 1:05pm
 
Just what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, anyway?

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

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Reply #77 - Nov 1st, 2005 at 11:08pm
 
And this is one more reason why, ladies and gentlemen, Mormonism is considered a cult.

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George - A woman from Herold's Bay who tried to help a female seal will have to get a new nose after the seal ripped the woman's nose from her face.

Winnie Swanepoel, head of the SPCA in George, picked Elsie van Tonder's nose up on the beach and rushed it to hospital, but it could not be surgically reattached to the 49-year-old's face.

Van Tonder was bitten in the face and on the leg at about 17:00 on Saturday when she and a few other people tried to roll the young seal onto a blanket to get it back into the water.

"The seal was lying among the rocks and hissed when my mother stroked its face and head," Louise Eliis, 25, Van Tonder's daughter, said from their flat in George on Sunday.

"We thought the seal was dying and my mother suggested that we should roll her onto my one-year-old baby, Elouise's blanket and try to get her back into the water.

"She rolled the seal over, but the seal rolled back onto her back immediately. When she tried to roll the seal over again, she was bitten in the face and on the thigh.

"She bled a lot. Johan (Viviers, her mother's friend) and I helped her into my car and rushed her to George Hospital.

"The nose could not be reattached," Ellis said. "My mother will be transferred to Groote Schuur Hospital in Cape Town on Monday. She will have to undergo extensive surgery.

"We believe that it was negligent of the SPCA and CapeNature to not put up boards warning that seals could be dangerous," Ellis said. "Who is going to pay for her pain suffering and plastic surgery?"

He said government would probably carry the bulk of the cost for the reconstructive surgery. Several operations might be necessary to recover from the injury, but the patient would not have to remain in hospital all the time.

Swanepoel said she was informed on Saturday morning that there was a seal in the parking area in Herold's Bay.

"The seal jumped down from the parking area and lay on the rocks. We asked people to leave it alone."

Dirk Wessels of Marine and Coastal Management said on Sunday that the seal was probably irritated by the people's repeated attempts to get her back into the water. There are many Cape furry seals along the Southern Cape coast, he said. They live in the sea for months, but do come out on the beach from time to time to rest until they go back into the water out of their own volition.

"They do not have to eat every day because they have a thick layer of fat that they can draw on," Wessels said.

"This was an unfortunate incident and we are sorry that it happened. People should realise that seals are wild animals and can be dangerous. They should be left alone. The law is very strict and anyone who bothers marine animals or birds could be sent to prison," he said.


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MPAA at it again...when will someone stand up and counter sue them and make it a big deal

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I'd make her eat cow while watching Faces of Death 1 through 3
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bwuahahaha eat cow
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Would you like fries with that?

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Here's an Iranian children's cartoon.  See if you can sense a theme here...

http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ClipMediaID=87439&ak=null

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Didn't work for me
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It works just fine for me.

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What prog do you use?
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I'm at work, so Firefox with plain-jane WMP.

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Wow...umm..ok...sick

Where's the FCC when you need em?  I don't know if they were trying to make suicide bombers good or if there was no point.  Also, all Isralie's are Zionists?  Pretty soon Palestine is going to run out of young men to kill themselves.  Thus ending their race.

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X wrote on Nov 4th, 2005 at 2:52pm:
Where's the FCC when you need em?


They're probably off destroying someone's first amendment rights.  Besides, the FCC isn't going to be able to do anything about a foreign cartoon.

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I meant an FCC for them...not our own.
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Since they don't have a federal system of government, they really couldn't have a Federal Communications Commission.

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Well then a Ministry of Communications...kinda like the Ministry of Supression, the Ministry of Torture, the Ministry of CIA relations...doh!

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It's too bad they don't have a Ministry of Sound.  They could use some good trance over there.

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Where has everyone been hiding this week?  It's quieter than Sonny Bono's tree detector in here.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/05/AR2005110501414_...

More degradation in our society.  Hey why don't we just kill random people?!  That sounds like fun and it's on MTV all the time!

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It sounds like we missed all the fun parties in high school.

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Stupidest invention ever.

http://www.qsleeper.com/


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Here is another good reason to carry a concealed weapon when you're out, and keep a gun locked and loaded (if it is safe to do so!) when you're at home.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/06/pit.bulls.ap/index.html

Three pit bulls got out of their pen and terrorized a neighborhood.  One child is in critical condition.  The police ended up shooting the dogs, since apparently none of the neighbors were armed with anything more dangerous than a baseball bat.

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Pictures of AMD's upcoming Socket F standard have been leaked.  This site is in freaky deaky Dutch, but it has pictures!

http://tweakers.net/nieuws/39753

They're going to an LGA design, where the pins are on the socket and the processor itself just has flat contacts.  It looks kinda silly if you ask me.  Besides, if I'm going to bend a pin, I'd rather bend a pin on a (cheap) processor than a motherboard.  It's a heck of a lot easier to remove, RMA, and replace a processor than it is a motherboard.

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http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

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Briney...are you search for Blue Balls on the information super highway again?

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Is there a way to get QuickTime 7 without iTunes?  I really don't want that crap on my PC.  You used to be able to uncheck a box to get QuickTime 6 without iTunes, but I don't see any such option now.

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http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1513312/20051109/index.jhtml?headlines=true

The Kansas State Board of Education has voted to require science classes to point out the logical fallacies and inconsistencies in evolution.  Woohoo!

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Hey Briney, it looks like you get to put up with Kwame Kilpatrick for a bit longer.  I can't believe anyone actually voted for someone as blatantly corrupt as him.

I guess the saying is true, "You get the government you deserve."  Maybe this is exactly what Detroit needs to wake up and smell the coffee.

Four more years of crime, poverty, theft, nepotism, bullying and all that goes along with it.  I hope Detroit enjoys reaping what they've sown.

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My Pokιmon cards bring all the geeks to my yard, and their like, "You wanna trade cards?"  And I'm like, "I wanna trade cards, I can beat you cuz' I have a Charzard."

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Another reason why people on cell phones in public are stupid and dangerous!

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Apparently, the NSA and NSTA are now using copyright law to "encourage" Kansas to drop the intelligent design debate.  The author is definitely biased, but his ultimate point is good.

http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,69512,00.html

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One of my favorite Photoshop Phriday's from Something Awful appeared two weeks ago.  The theme was "Honest Game Titles," and some of them were freakin' hilarious.  Enjoy!

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3327

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I don't get the World of Chatcraft one...

Warcraft is a very ground breaking and inteligent game that millions and millions of people play....and half of us don't even "chat" in it heh.

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http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/20930127?source=PA&ct=5

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The launch sound has been created by a Hollywood sound specialist while the shuttle will tip and rock in the process.


oh man, this is about the funniest thing i have read in a while. Seriously, this is hilarious. A simulated launch is a rocking back and forth? I guess theres no g-froces going on then. And the whole weightless thing prolly isnt going to happen either. Or the fact that they aren't boarding a shuttle on a launchpad. You know... this is pretty much retarded.

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Good golly...

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9145415

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That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

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You know what we really need?  A good threadbashing.  Where is Sisyphus when you need him/her/it?

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*random thought*
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The good thing about her was that she was the typical liberal feminist and she hardly agreed with anything we said...which is sometimes good on here.  I remember having to be anti-gun on the very first forum against mainly bob, just to get a good discussion goin.

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Yea I hate guns. They never do anyone any good. Burn em I say.
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I know where your parents live.

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December 11th.

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I'm sorry to everyone who plays WoW...it looks as if the company will be stopping all services of WoW

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That should read, "Chinese parents face lawsuit from smart people, saying blatant stupidity caused the death of civilization."

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" you cracka, did you even read the article"

I did but I wanted you to sweat it.  Feel the burn.  The pain in your chest and stomack.

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It always helps if the ploy is moderately believable.

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Reply #128 - Nov 19th, 2005 at 11:53pm
 
(23:53:51) Jason Briney: pats is huge


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2D Sidewalk Art that looks seriously 3D.  Very cool.  I'm sure Briney will appreciate this.

http://www.joshellison.com/photo/sidewalkArt.htm

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More.

http://users.skynet.be/J.Beever/pave.htm

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X wrote on Nov 21st, 2005 at 12:56pm:


That's messed up, hardcore style.  Those things aren't anatomically correct, right?

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Badass of the Week

http://www.AmazingBen.com/badass.html

Here's one of my personal favorites.

http://www.AmazingBen.com/arf0078.html

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http://www.wwmt.com/engine.pl?station=wwmt&id=21302&template=breakout_local.html

An 18-year old high school student ran for mayor in Hillsdale as a write-in candidate... and won.  Craziness.

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Thank you Captain 3 Weeks Ago

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How is that "three weeks ago," Stewie?  He just took the oath of office last freakin' night.

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Yes but he was elected on Nov. 2nd and just finished the recount so techically he was elected 3 weeks ago.  He is mayor today.

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I'm so reporting you to Homeland Security....because I'm a Patriot.

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http://www.infowars.com/articles/us/hillary_clinton_good_for_america.htm

I was shocked with the title of the article...then breathed a sigh of relief when I got done with it.

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It's time to drink the blue kool-aid!  Do you guys know what happened 42 years ago today?

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Before you schedule that next eye surgery...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10051154/

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Reply #144 - Nov 26th, 2005 at 7:23pm
 
The trailer for this net movie looks absolutely awesome.  You can download the entire movie (~325MB) for free.  I'm downloading it now, and will let you guys know if I like it.

http://www.kapsi.fi/~vesuri/elokuvat/kuolleidentalvi_traileri_eng.htm

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San Francisco Struggles to Keep Up With Gun Returns by Gang Members
Written by Jeremy Robb
Wednesday, November 23, 2005

SAN FRANCISCO, California --- After San Francisco voters banned guns in the most recent election, city officials say they are struggling to keep up with the massive amount of guns being voluntarily turned over by gang members and other criminals.
"When I proposed this ballot initiative, I knew we'd rid the city of guns," said Supervisor Chris Daly. "I guess I wasn't prepared for the massive turnout by local gang members so eager to give us their guns. We're having to take away from resources in our pot farming initiative that passed in the last election in order to handle all of these guns."
Gang members were lined up for several blocks outside of a San Francisco police station in order to turn over their guns. "It's the right thing to do, yo," said a gangbanger known as Fizzle. "Da peeps in Frisco said no to guns, so we got no choice but to hand over that shizat. Now I gots to go be an organic farmer or some shit like dat. It ain't right. I stole this .45 two years ago, and now I have to give it to the police. It just ain't right."
The gun ban is so effective that police are reporting gang members and violent criminals from as far away as Bakersfield lining up to turn over their illegal and stolen firearms. "I've never seen anything like it," said one officer. "We've been talking about turning over our own guns, because we won't even need them any more. This is exactly what we thought would happen, and it's just so amazing to see it actually coming to fruition."

About the Writer: Jeremy Robb is a San Francisco resident and satirist who notes that he is on a "one man's jihad against liberalism." He is the editor of the "Jerhad!com Newsletter" and his website is at http://www.jerhad.com. Jeremy receives e-mail at jeremy@jerhad.com.


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Reply #146 - Nov 28th, 2005 at 12:15pm
 
From the same site...

http://jerhad.typepad.com/jerhad/letters_from_iraq/index.html

This is a series of letters from an investigative agent stationed in Iraq.  It's a long read, but most definitely worth 25 minutes of your time.  The letters are in reverse chronological order, so start at the bottom and work your way up.

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Reply #147 - Nov 28th, 2005 at 8:07pm
 
Both those posts are the greatest things I have read....ever.

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Reply #148 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 1:25am
 
http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2005/11/28/noconfidencevote051128.html

This is yet another reason why it's great not to be a Kanuck!

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I apologize in advance if I start anything but this article was kinda interesting

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-11-26-supremecourtabortionlaw_x.htm

Now you know what I'm talking about.

Let me just point out a few quotes that I found interesting:

""Women are going to get abortions no matter what, whether it's legal or illegal, whether they're 13 or whether they're 50. ... Any limitations put on it is heading backward in time," said Becca Pawling, 35, who leads Annie's Forum, a weekly program that brings together teenage girls and older women for snacks, support, crafts and conversation in Portsmouth."

Let us try this another way, "People are going to murder/do drugs/steal no matter what, whether it's legal or illegal, whether they're 13 or 50....Any limitations put on these "crimes" is heading backwards in time," said Crazy McCrazy, who leads Anarchy Forum, a weekly program that brings together criminals and stupid people for snakes, supports, crafts, and conversation in Anycity, CA."

Is this how you really want to argue your position?  The answer.....no.

Another great quote:

""I don't think I'd be able to tell my parents," she said. "They'd be disappointed in me.""

Is this because you're doing something that you're not suppose to be doing?  Are you having sex without a clear concious?  Are you not proud of your right to "choose"?  I thought abortions were pro-women.  I'm pro-women and so I would support any good thing that helps women out.  So why not wear your "I got an abortion!" T-shirt that Planned Parenthood sells for less than $20?  Be proud and tell everyone proudly that you...you had pre-marital sex, got pregent, and yes...had that abortion you are so proud of.

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Reply #150 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 10:05am
 
If a 16-year old girl can't have cosmetic surgery performed without parental notification and consent, why should abortions somehow be sacrosanct?

What the heck is wrong with people these days?  So freakin' stupid...


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The law's requirements could lead to dangerous delays...


Dangerous delays?  Dangerous for who?  The mother?  I guarantee it's dangerous for the child.  Whatever happened to the old liberal mantra of "think of the children?"  When it comes to educational communism and gun control, it's "think of the children!"  When it comes to abortion, it's more like "screw the children!"


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I can't believe anyone would seriously advocate that a thirteen year old child has a right to an abortion without parental notification.  That's absolutely ridiculous.

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Reply #151 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 10:49am
 
To me it sounded more like she was saying it doesn't matter if they ban Abortion, because people young and old are still going to do it the old fashioned way.

I didn't see any spot where she said - "I think 13 year olds should have abortion"

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Reply #152 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 11:18am
 
It was implied Wes

Also someone tell me if this article is funny or not...I can't tell

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-abortion29nov29,0,2003322,f...

Also did anyone see that Britian is looking into how abortions are done because there are a lot of cases that supposed aborted children are later born.  So is it ok to kill them after that?

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Reply #153 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 11:32am
 
X wrote on Nov 29th, 2005 at 11:18am:
So is it ok to kill them after that?


Of course not.  Everybody knows that babies magically become human the moment they exit the womb.

Unless, of course, we're talking about a partial birth abortion.  That's somehow sacrosanct.

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That article was... wrong.  There are no words to describe how messed up that doctor is.  He talks about his "kill count" like it's something worth bragging about.  His patient acts as though an abortion was just a routine medical procedure, like getting a mole removed.  Pathetic.


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Harrison glances at an ultrasound screen frozen with an image of the fetus taken moments before. Against the fuzzy black-and-white screen, he sees the curve of a head, the bend of an elbow, the ball of a fist.


How could he be okay with that?  How could anyone possibly be okay with that?  What kind of sadistic social upbringing could allow a person to look at a living baby one minute, then suck them through a vacuum the next?  WTF?


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"You may feel some cramping while we suction everything out," Harrison tells the patient.  A moment later, he says: "You're going to hear a sucking sound."


How anybody could say that without becoming violently ill is beyond me.  Even reading it turns my stomach.


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When he's done, Harrison performs another ultrasound. The screen this time is blank but for the contours of the uterus. "We've gotten everything out of there," he says.


If that doesn't bring the issue home, nothing will.  It's there one moment, gone the next.  It's right there in black and white.  How could you go to work knowing that one of your job duties would be to look around some stranger's womb for floating pieces of human flesh?  That is wrong on so many different levels.


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She is not yet sure, she says, how she is doing emotionally.


I wonder if Dr. Harrison was kind enough to mention the emotional trauma that she's going to be facing for the rest of her life?  I wonder if he told her about the clinical depression she's almost guaranteed to face?  I bet not.


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"There's things wrong with abortion," she says. "But I want to have a good life."


That's the entire matter right there.  She wants a good life, and she's willing to sacrifice her child to get it.  She screwed up, and now her unborn child has paid for it by being poisoned and sucked out of the uterus by a vacuum.  Every single day of her "good life" is going to be overshadowed by the decision she made.

Pathetic.  She was so worried about avoiding the embarrassment of telling her parents and having to put off college that she murdered her child instead.  What does that say about her priorities?  Good life, indeed.

20,000 abortions?  That's the entire population of Three Rivers nearly twice over.  You can have your good life. 

I'd keep going, but this crap is just too upsetting to read. 

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Reply #155 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 3:52pm
 
TEOTWAWKI, "The End Of The World As We Know It," has finally arrived.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,176944,00.html

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http://www.lowellsun.com/portlet/article/html/fragments/print_article.jsp?articl...

Briney, are we glad that our school didn't do this back in the day.  Oh and I also believe that this is stupid.  Can I get in trouble for wearing a rainbow outfit?  I could be part of a Gay Gang.  How about an Air Force shirt, Airforce Gang.  How about an Old Country Buffet outfit, OCB 4 Lizife!.  How about a Hillary Clinton outfit, Penis Gang yo!

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/11/29/minn_high_school_bans_bondage...

Kinda glad they do this however....are we now into bondonage *under my breath* dang I missed this fad!  Oops he he.

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"We've all been yelled at or called to the office," said junior Carl Schreiber, who was told he couldn't wear pants with cuffs 1.5 feet in diameter because he could conceal a gun in them or trip.


Conceal a gun in them?  How ridiculous.  When I took my CCW class, the instructor demonstrated just how easy it is to conceal a pistol.  He walked into class and said, "I'm carrying a gun, where is it?"  We couldn't see any of them `printing,' so there were several different random guesses of the "usual spots" (left shoulder, right shoulder, left hip, small of the back, etc.) and every single one was right!  He wasn't carrying one gun, but more like 12, all concealed in various locations.

From the other article...

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Lowell High Headmaster Bill Samaras said military gear is associated with some local gangs, and could disrupt students' safety and their learning environment.


Please, tell me how the heck a piece of clothing is going to "disrupt students' safety," short of strangling someone with a wadded-up sweater?  What a bunch of politically correct nonsense.


On a happier note...

http://www.wwmt.com/engine.pl?station=wwmt&id=21496&template=breakout_state.html

Feiger's office was raided.  HA!

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Why do we hate this guy?  Other than he's a Democrat?
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051130/od_nm/pope_limbo_dc

So wait...if the Pope does this doesn't that invalidate the papal law that the Pope is infaliable?  Hmm the Catholic Church untwining some more?!

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http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051201/OPINION02/512010323

Yes, that's right kids.  Join the journalism club at your school and learn how it's like to be a real journalist.  Oh wait, except for that pesky 1st Amendment...you don't get that.

http://www.11alive.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=72635

This one is weird.  I think the Principle is a perv and possible child molester.  This is nuts!

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http://www.devilducky.com/media/28721/

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Yeah, they did win at life.  Six months ago, when it was first posted.

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X wrote on Dec 2nd, 2005 at 12:52am:
http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051201/OPINION02/512010323

Yes, that's right kids.  Join the journalism club at your school and learn how it's like to be a real journalist.  Oh wait, except for that pesky 1st Amendment...you don't get that.


Nonsense.  This doesn't constitute a breach of the first amendment, nor does it even come close.  The school newspaper is owned and administrated by the school itself, and they have the final authority in determining what is published.  Students don't have any more right to force the school to publish an article than an employee of the New York Times has a right to force the editors to publish something they wrote.

The only way this would constitute a breach of the first amendment is if the school prevented a student from publishing an article in their own newspaper on their own time.  This, obviously, is not the case.

There are some things that are simply not appropriate for school newspapers, and I think an analysis of contraceptives definitely fits in this category.  Would you support a student that wanted to publish hardcore pornography in the school newspaper?  Of course you wouldn't.  It isn't their newspaper and they have no innate "right" to publish anything in it simply because they're enrolled in a journalism class.

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Ha ha I know what article you're talking about bob...the fake babies article right?!

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That's the one!

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Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.


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BOULDER, Colo. -- A 19-year-old freshman at the University of Colorado faces criminal charges after police said he made a fake bar code label to buy an iPod for $4.99. The actual price of the MP3 player was $149.99.

Jonathan Baldino was arrested Wednesday at a Target store and police said the electrical-engineering student admitted making phony bar codes using a program he downloaded off the Internet.

Police said he downloaded a program called "Barcode Magic" and used it to generate low-priced codes that could placed over actual, more expensive, bar codes.

Baldino wrote a statement for police that begged them not to prosecute him, according to The Denver Post.

"I will NEVER EVER DO THIS EVER AGAIN and I am once more terribly sorry," Baldino wrote. "Please let me go for I am terribly sorry!!! I'm only a kid! Help me out. I just want to go home. I did this not knowing of the serious penalty that lies behind it. Please! Please! Please!"

Baldino faces a felony charge of forgery and two misdemeanor counts of theft.

According to its Web site, the Barcode Magic program allows users to "generate bar codes for home, hobby and retail with our easy to use bar-code software. Simply select a bar-code style and font, enter desired text and numbers, and a bar code is automatically created."

Police said that Baldino didn't even pay for the software program. He used barcodes generated during the 15-day trial period.

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Your "h" key appears to be stuck.
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Somebody's been hitting the eggnog.

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http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2005/301105videogame.htm

Video games where you help the NWO take over America?

Also a follow up on the story about the camera in the bathroom and the kid taking it down thus getting him suspended for 5 days...

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I want that game, that is hot!

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Hawt Torrent linkage.

http://isohunt.com/download.php?mode=bt&id=6451920

It's a direct link, so the download will start immediately.  This game is mostly a sleeper title, so don't expect many seeders.  I'll seed for a couple days.

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I know this is a l4m3r n00b question but...how do you install a game that's broken up into 50 different files?  Do I unzip the first one and then that's one installer or what?

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Pat, you are officially banned from the cool kids club.

Use a RAR extractor, like WinRar.  The files are "linked," so when you unzip one they are all automatically extracted.

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Reply #177 - Dec 5th, 2005 at 9:51pm
 
I'm so being the Texan group first (who are portrayed as drunk, gun-tottin rednecks) and the California (man I wonder what kinda hippy stuff they have?)

Also this is just pathetic...right up there with Canada classifying the Bible casue it's hate speach.

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"UK: GIRL SENT HOME FROM SCHOOL FOR WEARING A CRUCIFIX
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A school today defended its decision to exclude a pupil after she refused to take off her crucifix necklace.

Sam Morris, 16, was told to remove her cross and chain on Thursday by deputy head teacher Howard Jones at Sinfin Community School in Derby.

When the year-11 student refused she was told not to return until today and without the item of jewellery.

The 1,070-student comprehensive has a strict policy which bans most jewellery being worn.

Items can be worn out of view or if they are part of religious beliefs, such as the Kara, a bracelet worn by Sikh males.

But the policy has been described as "unfair" by Sam's mother, Debra Saunders.

Sinfin Community School deputy head teacher Howard Jones said her daughter's one-day exclusion had been a "last resort" after a 30-minute conversation failed to persuade her to take it off.

He said: "There was a long period of persuasion with her and she was given time. It was only at the end of that that I reluctantly had to exclude her for a day.

"I met with her mother today and readmitted her daughter."

Mr Jones said the strict jewellery policy, which bans large earrings or items worn on the outside of clothing - was to avoid accidents and to remove temptation from thieves.

However, Sikh male pupils are allowed to wear the Kara, one of five physical symbols worn by followers of the faith.

Mr Jones said: "As a Christian I don't have to wear a crucifix but Sikhs don't have that option and we have to be understanding. We live in a multi-faith society."

Mrs Saunders, of Thackeray Street, Sinfin, told the Derby Evening Telegraph: "Sam has worn this necklace for more than three years and it is of great sentimental value to her.

"No-one has told her to take it off before and she doesn't want to.

"She thinks it is very unfair when other people are allowed to wear religious symbols and it just ends up creating a divide between the pupils when everyone is told they should be living in unity."

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Reply #179 - Dec 5th, 2005 at 9:57pm
 
That's absolute and total BS.  How is it okay for Sikh's to get away with wearing jewelry because their religion mandates it, but Christians can't do the same thing because it's "optional?"

Talk about a double standard.

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Reply #180 - Dec 5th, 2005 at 9:58pm
 
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows.  They've never tried.

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If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000. The rate in Washington D.C. (among others) is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.

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I encourage you to do better.

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TUCKER CARLSON: You want to eliminate the human race. How unhappy was your childhood?

LES KNIGHT, FOUNDER, VOLUNTARY HUMAN EXTINCTION MOVEMENT: I know, a lot of people think that. No, no.

CARLSON: It's an obvious conclusion. Why would you want to do that? What would you want to be-want people to become extinct?

KNIGHT: Well, it's either us or millions of other species going extinct. You know, before we go too far, I should explain that this is through voluntarily not breeding.

CARLSON: Right.

KNIGHT: We're not advocating...

CARLSON: You're not calling for genocide.

KNIGHT: No, or any kind of increase in death. We're calling for a decrease in death, actually.

CARLSON: OK. But you're calling for people to go away. I guess the obvious answer is what if we prefer our species to those other species? Right? I mean, isn't it fair for human beings to want to perpetuate their own species?

KNIGHT: Well, it would be fair if that's all we did and if we let the others also survive and exist, if we could peacefully coexist. But ever since we became homo sapiens, we haven't been able to do that.

CARLSON: What do you mean? I mean, there are many species of plant and animal that are thriving.

KNIGHT: We still haven't gotten to them yet. We're working on it though.

CARLSON: But that's literally true. I mean, there are all sorts of, you know, insects and algae.

KNIGHT: You bet.

CARLSON: There are a lot of living things on this Earth, and a lot of them are doing quite well.

KNIGHT: They are, yes, especially the ones that can adapt to our civilizations, like pigeons and rats. But there are many species which have gone extinct, due to our increase. There are so many of us. Wherever we live, not much else lives.

CARLSON: So what's the point of saving the earth if there would be people around to enjoy it?

KNIGHT: Well, I know that's a question a lot of people ask. And it's obvious that they're not thinking about all the other species. We are just one of 10 million. Who knows how many? We've only catalogued two million. And to think that we -- the entire planet is just for us is rather human centered.

CARLSON: Of course it's human centered. We're humans. Now you apparently, I was reading that there are parents in this group?

KNIGHT: Sure.

CARLSON: What do your children say? What do you say to your kids? "Yes, I joined a group that is opposed to you"?

KNIGHT: No, no. We're not opposed to existing children. In fact, that's a large part of it. We're not taking care of the children that are already here. How can we, in good conscience, create more children when so many are dying of preventable cause?

CARLSON: But wait a second. What do you mean you're not against children? If I'm-if I hire an exterminator to kill the rats in my basement, I'm against rats. You're against having more children come into the world, so you're anti-children. I mean, how are you not?

KNIGHT: No, no. We're pro-children once the child is here. What we're against is conception.

CARLSON: That is so wildly anti-human. I mean, don't you see beauty in the creation of human life?

KNIGHT: Well, I see beauty in the creation of almost all lives. There's a trade off here. The more of us, the fewer of them. I mean, baby humans are cute, but so are baby pandas.

CARLSON: I don't know, how about baby maggots? Are they as cute as a baby child?

KNIGHT: They may not be as cute, but you know, their existence is far more essential to the Earth's biosphere than homo sapiens.

CARLSON: OK. So you see a moral equivalence between the birth of a maggot baby and the birth of a human baby?

KNIGHT: Well, that's twisting it a bit.

CARLSON: I don't know. I'm trying to listen to what you think.

KNIGHT: When you think of the biosphere as a whole and how ecosystems interact with each other, when an exotic invader comes in, as we are, and starts disrupting the other species...

CARLSON: Exotic. Are you a Scientologist? What do you mean, invader? We're not invaders. We're from here.

KNIGHT: Well, we've only been on the North American continent about 20,000 years, which is pretty recent. Each time homo sapiens move into a continent, a spasm of extinctions occur. And we are continuing it today.

CARLSON: If you don't mind my asking, who did you vote for in the last election?

KNIGHT: You know, I can't remember. Somebody asked me that the other day. Didn't seem that important.

CARLSON: Yes. What are your politics, generally?

KNIGHT: I'm an anarchist. But you know, the full range of political thought exists within the movement.

CARLSON: Interesting. And there are children in the movement, too?

KNIGHT: Yes. You know, I think the youngest is about 10. There aren't really very many. But a lot of people who are in the movement think -- have said that they thought of this when they were 6 or 7. It's not a really complicated thing to realize that Earth's biosphere is being disrupted by one species, and that one species is us.

CARLSON: I will say, that is the sickest thing I think I've ever heard, but you are one of the cheeriest guests we've ever had. I don't know how to-how the two fit together, but I appreciate you coming on. Thanks a lot.

KNIGHT: Thank you, Tucker.


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Reply #185 - Dec 7th, 2005 at 1:41pm
 
Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941.  Don't forget.

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So how does one defeat this "unable to play because of virtual drive" software for the game...has anyone played it yet?

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You probably need to hide the virtual drive.  I'll play with it when I get home tonight.

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X wrote on Dec 7th, 2005 at 2:43pm:
So how does one defeat this "unable to play because of virtual drive" software for the game...has anyone played it yet?

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What the heck Pat, I thought you were going to comment on the Carlson/Knight article  Cry
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Reply #189 - Dec 7th, 2005 at 3:54pm
 
Yeah, me too.  You can't possibly pass that one up without a comment, Stewie.

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Reply #190 - Dec 7th, 2005 at 4:39pm
 
It looks like federal air marshalls finally came in handy.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/12/07/D8EBJV0G1.html

Apparently, running off a plane saying you have a bomb in your bag is a bad idea.  This will force any real attackers to rethink their plans, I am sure.

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X wrote on Dec 7th, 2005 at 2:43pm:
So how does one defeat this "unable to play because of virtual drive" software for the game...has anyone played it yet?


Use SR7.Stop if you want to play it.  Mount the first CD, then run this program...

http://cdmediaworld.com/hardware/cdrom/cd_utils_8.shtml#SR7.Stop

Don't bother installing this game, though.  It's hardcore lame.  The graphics look like crap, but the game still runs slow.  I don't get it.

The only thing worthwhile in this whole game is the opening CGI, wherein Washington D.C. gets nuked.  Mad props for that.

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An elderly woman in Tequesta, Fla., stands to lose everything in a dispute with local officials because she believed it was her constitutional right to keep her yard the way she wanted it – even if that meant refusing to trim back overgrown vegetation.

For 22 years, village officials say they pleaded with Hattie Siegel, 83, to clean up her yard because, in the words of Mayor Jim Humpage, over time it had become so overgrown with vegetation it had become an eyesore and a harbor for rats and snakes.

But Siegel kept refusing, telling NBC-TV affiliate WPTV she has become "too tired" to deal with the dispute.

So the village took action.

For five years officials levied a fine of $1,000 a day against Siegel, hoping to convince her to comply with village codes requiring a better-kept lawn. Eventually, the infraction totaled nearly $1.8 million, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.

At that point the village took Siegel to court seeking judgment, and in November 2004, a circuit judge issued a ruling of foreclosure against her property and assets to satisfy the fine.

The village then sold the judgment to Silver Fidelity Trust, a Lake Worth, Fla., company, for $300,000.

In an interview with WPTV, Humpage was adamant the village's action was justified.


Jim Humpage, mayor of Tequesta, Fla.

"When we did intervene at one point … we took out seven dump trunks of vegetation," he told the affiliate's news team.

"I feel badly for Mrs. Siegel," he said, "but in the same breath, do I just ignore the 7,000 other residents of the Village of Tequesta? And if I do, if this were to escalate into other properties, where does one draw the line?"

So, yesterday in bankruptcy court, Judge Steven Friedman agreed she must pay the fine. To do so, she would have to liquidate her assets, which includes most of five of the properties she owned.

"It's terribly unfortunate you have to be here," Friedman told her, according to the paper.

A home in Charleston, S.C., along with multiple properties in Jupiter, Fla. will have to be sold, said the reports.

At one point, Siegel reportedly was worth about $1 million – assets she believed she could use to help pay for nursing home or other long-term care should she need it. But with the bankruptcy court's ruling, she could wind up "penniless," the Sun-Sentinel reported.

"Now I don't have a home to go to in Charleston. I'm just sick about it," she told WPTV, which reported that she won't lose her main home in Tequesta because "it's homesteaded," and therefore not eligible to be liquidated.

Also, the paper reported, Siegel's attorney, John Metzger – who agreed to take her case pro bono after he was contacted about it by Gov. Jeb Bush's office – says the village had no right to sell its claim to Silver Fidelity, an opinion he says is backed by a similar ruling from the attorney general's office.

Metzger will argue her fine is excessive under provisions of the Eighth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.


I think $1.8 million is ridiculous.  The woman broke the law and deserves to pay for it, but nearly $2 million?  That's just stupid.

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To Show you that the MPAA is completely fair in what it does...here's an NC-17 rating on a movie that is critical of the MPAA

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Ben Rich, former Head of the Lockheed Skunk Works, in a lecture shortly before he died


This man had access to stuff we could never dream of.  Do you think he was telling the truth?

Teleportation.  Faster-than-light travel.  Nano technology.  Rejuvination technology.  Cloning.  AI.  Bionics.  Terraforming.  Time Travel.  Nuclear fusion reactors.  Anti-matter reactors.  Zero point energy.  Interdimensional travel.  Transphasic shielding.  Star killers.  Ring worlds.  Dyson Spheres.  Stasis fields.  Replicators.  Star Gates.  Space Elevators.  Jump gates.  Worm holes.

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Just another reason why the people should run the government.  Ok let me put up a senario as to why this is good for the people in power.  Let's take solar cars, that is cars (like the ones we have now) that use the sun for energy.  You have to auto dealers who ae in bed with or ARE the people in power who are not checked by the people because the people car little how their lives are being manipulated.  The manufatures make the cars we have now.  The average, unquestioning American spends let's say $20K for a car.  Then, if one is lucky, they come out with a hybrid car.  If one get's that before it's mainstream about $30K, then it's just 25K.  Then they can introduce the solar car for a measly $50K because you don't have to spend money on gas or possibly not another car ever again.  Most industries want to progression of technology to be as slow as possible.  This insures that they make the most money possible.  I believe Skunkworks have done a lot for us the U-2, SR-71, F-117A, and the B-2 are just the highlights of their career and those were just airplanes.  This has revolutionized our airforce as well as our own lives.  Just as, going to the moon brought about technology that we now use daily, including those cool pens that write upside down, underwater, in zero G....sweeet.  However if we progressed, ya know, for the benefit of mankind....the bottom line wouldn't be so big, and that makes rich people sad.  They can no longer afford 10 private jets but only have to settle for 5 of them after they cash in the 401Ks that they've stolen.  Let us take this opprotunity now to morn for those filthy rich...or the rest of mankind...depending if you have a soul or not.

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I don't need your soul.  I already own Corey Spade's dignity.

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This should provide plenty of fueld for Stewie's paranoia.  The U.N. recently held a summit about the creation of a Palestinian state, wherein a map was shown without Israel on it.

http://www.eyeontheun.org/view.asp?l=21&p=142

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Check out the title of this article, then take a close look at the picture and see if you can tell me what's wrong.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10394551/

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Is it that someone is playing Solitare when they should be typing how much they will make correctly?

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DING DING DING!  We have a winner, folks!

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The best gun shoot I've ever seen.  Tons of explosions, full auto handguns, a young girl (7?) shooting a .30 caliber deck gun, several full autos opening up on a rolling car, etc.  Fun for the whole family!

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Reply #206 - Dec 13th, 2005 at 9:20am
 
The official Microsoft guide to l33tspeak.

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

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Reply #207 - Dec 13th, 2005 at 12:19pm
 
http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/21177047?source=PA

Follow up on the fake space tourist show.

Best quote that shows just how dumb some people can be.

As the captain announced they were waiting for the Anti-Gravity Generators to "warm up", Paul seemed to suss the real problem, saying: "It feels like we're still on the ground!"

But the captain was quick to tell them: "There's no friction in space, that's why it's so smooth."

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I've come to the conclusion that people - in general - are stupid.

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Woman Asks Restaurant To Remove Sign, 'Jesus Is The Reason For The Season'
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RALEIGH, N.C. -- Everyone celebrates religion and holidays in their own individual ways, but currently there are questions about whether the two should be more connected. One of the latest places involved in the controversy is a McDonald's restaurant in Raleigh.

The sign at McDonald's on the corner of Falls of Neuse and Spring Forest Road reads: "Merry Christmas, Jesus is the Reason for the Season." It is a holiday message that Amanda Alpert thinks comes on a little too strongly.

"It offends me because it specifically talks about Jesus, Merry Christmas. It doesn't give credit to anyone else," Alpert said.

Alpert called the McDonald's corporate office in Atlanta and requested that the sign be changed to the politically correct Happy Holidays. The response was the owner has the right to do what she wants with the sign.

"I care because I'm Jewish, and the reason for the season is upsetting to me," Alpert said.

None of the drivers WRAL spoke to were offended by the sign.

"I've always known it to be Merry Christmas, and it is Jesus' birthday," said Tom David of Smithfield.

It's a debate that's struck a chord nationally and locally. The White House Christmas card surprised some with its "Happy Holiday Season" message. A proposed nativity scene in Raleigh recently drew a crowd at council chambers.

McDonald's managers say the sign has been good for business. They say church groups have stopped by to eat, and some people who usually don't eat food from McDonald's have stopped by because of the sign. The store's owner did not return WRAL's calls.


You don't see me complaining about Hannukah or Yom Kippur, do you?  Apparently, it's fine to bash on Christmas, but don't even think about screwing with her Jewish holidays.

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Actually I always bash on Yom Kipor.  Look into the history and find the true meaning and who started it.  Yeah I want to celebrate a holliday from a convicted felon!

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http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20051214/113462256000.html

BULLCRAP!!!  Suck it up you pansies.  jeez I thought that the two were similar.  Whoopdie fricken do!  If your not going to sue, then they must not be that close enough.  Not to mention...let's see.  Who can we see making fun of special kids more...Cartman...or Jonny Knockville?  Duhhh!

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yea the idea isnt that original. I'm sure someone has thought of it long before then too.
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MediaMaster wrote on Dec 15th, 2005 at 4:24am:
yea the idea isnt that original. I'm sure someone has thought of it long before then too.



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http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/12/15/zarqawi.captured/index.html?fark=true

BULLCRAP!!!  We all know that America just released him so we can have another Boogie Man to "hunt".

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http://nytimes.com/2005/12/15/politics/15cnd-program.html?ei=5094&en=0a4739ca3ab...

Ok first of all Drudge had this headline in bold and red as his main story: "Paper: Feds Eavesdrop On Americans Without Court-Approved Warrants".  To this I would like to say DUH!  Is Drudge now behind the times.  If he hasn't known this then he's not even fit to read the comic section of the newspaper.

Second on all this shows you that we are now living in a police state.  When was the moment that the rights of domestic citizens infringed upon the security of this country.  I still don't and will never understand why this is happening.  And I furthermore don't understand people just freely giving up these rights without a fight.  Am I just so naive to not see how this is helping?  Am I so stupid that I am missing some key ingrediant into why I must be spied upon?  Can someone break this down for me?

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Ok now I know I've posted 3 times now in a row...but I can't help to see how stupid people are.  You have to watch this video and go....WTF!!!

http://www.infowarsmedia.com/video/clips/streets_of_america_4.wmv

Fav part..."Final Solution" lol uhh didn't Hitler (c) that?  Hilarious or scary...can't decide?

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http://www.kusa.com/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&IKOBJECTID=2fa7de7f-0abe-421a-001...

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SARASOTA, Fla. - No one knows exactly how it happened, but one way or another "Cheech" the owl happened upon a stash of marijuana.

A Sarasota, Fla. family recently found him in their Christmas tree emitting a strange odor.

The family had their tree for five days before they decided to decorate it. When they did they found Cheech.

When animal control officers came to get the owl, they also noticed the odor.

"Curiously enough, the owl's feathers smelled very, very potently like marijuana," one officer said. "And it was laying there as happy as can be."

The officers examined the owl and determined it was "stoned."

Blood tests performed on the bird confirmed it was high. Officials don't know how the owl ingested the marijuana.

Officers named the owl "Cheech" and plan to return him to the wild soon.
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1934123,00.html

Oh, may the good Lord help us if we ever come close to having a Mormon President.

And if you are a Moron: "May the perfect, sinless Joseph Smith help us if we ever come close to having a Mormon President".

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Haha if this happens I quit the US
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He loses at life.

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http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

A) Who cares if this story is fake...it's hilarious
B) If it is true.....it takes place in France!
C) Icky

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Reply #221 - Dec 24th, 2005 at 6:12pm
 
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/news/article/0,1299,DRMN_3_4224657,00.html

State-side casualty notification for soldiers killed in Iraq.  It's sobering, but should be required reading...

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Definition of irony: abortion is a natural right - http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/596

Note to self...don't move to London - http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/12/29/narrest29.xml&s...

Nothing says freedom like police and the CIA working together to not NOT spy on people - http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=05/12/27/154249

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Reply #224 - Dec 30th, 2005 at 9:48am
 
We're famous!

I was checking out an article on the Herald Sun website, which is an Australian newspaper.  I just happened to come across aanother story about a poor sap from Portage, Michigan.  This might just be the saddest story ever.

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,17695630%255E663,00.ht...

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Reply #226 - Jan 2nd, 2006 at 7:18pm
 
Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17691616-13762,00.html

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Man Shoots Two Mormons Going Door To Door

POSTED: 7:57 am EST January 3, 2006

CHESAPEAKE, Va. -- A Mormon missionary going door to door was fatally shot Monday night and a fellow missionary was wounded by an assailant who fled, police said.

The attacks happened just after 6 p.m. in the Deep Creek area of the city, police said, when a man approached the two, shot them and ran away.

One of the victims ran to a nearby nursing home seeking help, police said.

The missionaries were identified by church spokesmen Dale Bills and Michael Purdy as Elders Morgan Young, 21, of Bountiful, Utah, and Joshua Heidbrink of Greeley, Colo. Chesapeake police said he is 19.

They were taken to Sentara Norfolk General Hospital, where Young later died, spokeswoman Cheri Hinshelwood said. Heidbrink was upgraded to good condition Tuesday morning, she said.

Police described the gunman as a black male about 5 feet 10 inches . They said he was wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and denim jeans.

Police shut down part of the neighborhood while searching for the man.

"This is close to home," said Bobby Gatling, who said he has lived on the block for two years. "Nothing like this has ever happened here before."

There was no immediate word on what prompted the shootings.
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This is a hilarious clip about the flu shot and what's in it and what they won't tell you about it...the first link is the direct link and the seocnd is the page I got it off of on Prison Planet.  Same thing bascially.

http://www.airfarce.com/seasons/season13/051202m.wvx

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2006/070106ingredients.htm

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The UK is late on the ball.  We had TIPS years ago now.

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Do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side.
Come on, it's time to go.
Do the Mario!

Take one step, and then again.
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side.
Come on, it's time to go.
Do the Mario!

Take one step, and then again.
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now. Just like that!


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ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!

MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large --"

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.

BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

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Alrighty folks...I've got a whole bunch of stupid people/places/things (those are nouns!) today so far...here it goes


http://www.courttv.com/news/2006/0112/chatroom_suit_ctv.html

"Man sues chatroom pals: I was humiliated beyond what 'no man could endure'"

Lol...that man wouldn't last 2 seconds on this forum.  What a putz.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flashp.htm

Nothing says Planned Parenthood like the Systein Chapple

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/12/D8F37N801.html

345 dead and 1,000 injured in Mecca stampeed.  Gotta love those Muslims and their protection from Alla

http://www.computerworld.com/securitytopics/security/story/0,10801,107661,00.htm...

Of course this was either caused by terrorists or the bank will take no responsibility whatsoever.  However if I did something like this...I'd be thrown in jail.  But we all know we can't hold banks responsible for lost or stolen information...this is America (c) by Enron

http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,635175667,00.html

A black KKK member.....a black KKK member....man they're getting desperate.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/4606022.stm

You're horse is gay....what do you mean I'm under arrest....oh I forgot I was in the UK

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Reply #234 - Jan 12th, 2006 at 7:18pm
 
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,181273,00.html?duh

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Roffle.  Grin
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Heck yeah...Fark is not only a great and funny site...but you don't get only Celeb gossip that Drudge is now pushing

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http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,69974-0.html

Quote:
Game Year in Review: 2010

Well, 2010 was quite a year. Sony's attempt to hang onto its thin lead in the gaming market by only selling the PlayStation 4 to six carefully chosen celebrities seemed like it might backfire, but the hype has never been hotter. Children's crayon drawings of the PS4 are going for over $400 on eBay, and Paris Hilton is reported to have held the new console briefly at arm's length before throwing it in a closet. Better yet, Sony is expecting to ship over 38 units to the general public next week, and gaming fans are already lining up outside their local Thunderdome waiting for a chance to fight for them.

Games Without Frontiers guest columnist Lore Sjφberg
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Meanwhile, Nintendo has once again drawn controversy by announcing that its upcoming console, the Nintendo Apocalypse, will lack any sort of game controller whatsoever. Instead, you will direct the onscreen action by grabbing a household pet by the front legs and "making it do a little dance." Gamers reacted with shock and disbelief, but Nintendo faithful pointed out that this will still be better than a gamepad for first-person shooters.

On the handheld front, Sony and Nintendo continue their fight for the minds and backpacks of the nation's gamers by releasing ever-larger portable consoles. The Nintendo XL features six screens, a folding seat and a selection of overpriced candy bars, while the PlayStation Still Ostensibly Portable can now play all known forms of media, including 2-ton cuneiform tablets. The cuneiform tablet version of Ghostbusters is reportedly flying off the shelves, or possibly collapsing them.

As for the current generation of video games, the big news was the long-awaited release of Grand Theft Auto: West Bloodbath. Gamers were appalled by the violence, specifically the wussiness of it. "Wait," they said. "I'm still limited to shooting, beating or running over hookers? Kill Death Die Hurt Maim let me chop off their fingers one by one while they begged for mercy, their cheap eyeliner merging with their tears and darkening the pools of blood at their feet. Are you sure Mario isn't in this wimpfest?"

Speaking of Mario, Nintendo and LucasArts are still locked in competition to bring their aging iconic characters to every genre ever invented. The year 2010 saw the release of Darth Maul's Star Wars Tennis, Mario MMORPG, Clone Trooper Golf, Mario's Dating Sim, Jar-Jar's Dating Sim and Mario Storms the Beach at Normandy. Plus, handheld versions of all those.

2010 was also the year that the world got tired of Katamari Damacy. Katamari 6: Now You Can Roll Up a Total of 1,024 Types of Sushi came out, along with the usual glut of Katamari clones, including Roll Things Up, Let's Roll, Mario Rolls Stuff Up in a Big Ball and Star Wars: Adhesive Death Star. A spokesman for the gaming press made this announcement: "Dear game developers: We are so sorry. When we praised Katamari Damacy for bringing a zephyr of originality into the moribund miasma of sequels and me-too clones, we didn't know what we were unleashing. Never again will we praise a quirky, low-cost game full of whimsy and joy. Please stop. We beg of you." In related news, Tommy Lee Jones has been tapped to play the King of All Cosmos in the movie.

The mainstream gaming public finally started to go online in droves this year, motivated by increasing ease of use, fatter broadband pipes and more sophisticated online experiences, but mostly by the Xbox's revolutionary Verified Gender technology. By guaranteeing that the hot, busty elf chick next to you is biologically female -- if not actually hot, busty or an elf -- Microsoft attracted millions of horny consumers looking for awkward, semi-anonymous online avatar sex. Microsoft is looking to expand this previously untapped market further by introducing cybersex ranking ladders.

Perhaps the biggest newsmaker of 2010 was the announcement by a number of major online gaming sites that they were going to abandon the pretense of reviewing video games. Instead, they explained, they will now simply assign a numerical ranking to the press release and go back to playing World of Warcraft. "This will allow the consumer to receive our objective, well-reasoned review of the game weeks ahead of time, making their purchasing decisions easier. Plus, the game companies have promised to keep sending us free stuff either way."


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HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO BUY THIS DRIVEL!  This #2 man has been killed like 300 times by now!!!  He's got more lives than Al-Zakawii (who is a CIA operative btw).  If Al-Queda has the power to turn the dead into undead....I'm joining up with them!

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He's dead then he's alive....dead then alive...alive dead...dead alive!!!

I TELL YA THEY'RE ZOMBIES OVER THERE!!!

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There is some unnecessarily strong language, but the overall premise is hilarious!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html

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I was hoping I was not going to see us in the background somewhere in there.
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The NY Times gets caught lying.  Again.

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According to other news articles, including CNN, they almost "started WWIII" and as such Iran kicked them out of the country....go Iran!!!

Oh and don't nuke us or let our own govt nuke us and then attack you...please.  I really don't want to be drafted against my will (redundent I know) or have to turn outright against an even more corrupted govt.

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/01/17/google-earth-investigation/

Fun for the whole family with Google Earth!

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The Tokyo Stock Exchange closed early today due to a selling panic that led to a market value nosedive.  You can expect this to have long-reaching consequences.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4623076.stm

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http://www.forbes.com/home/feeds/afx/2006/01/18/afx2457447.html

Gas prices are going to soar to the skies, so fill up while you can still afford it.  Sooner or later, you have to wonder whether or not the "militants" in the story are merely figments of the oil industries rampant imagination.

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Hilarious!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1988755,00.html

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http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3477372

CRAP FRIENDS IS COMING BACK TO TV!!! That means people who would never be friends, never have sex with each other, and then be friends after that are going to attempt just that.  Why does Hollywood suck so much...not even watching it is going to make me sad, just because I'll have to hear winny girls in class discuss what happened and then not know what the professor in my class is talking about.  Stupid, bloody Americans...this is why our freedoms are being taken away.  People too concerned with this BS!

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http://www.ChuckNorrisFacts.com


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http://www.cq.com/public/20060124_homeland.html

Yeah cause why should we hold the people sworn to protect us accountable for anything.  I mean come on they protected us from 9/11...err well they caught Bin Ladden...umm...we're done in Iraq....we stopped global terrorism???

Oh I KNOW!!! We punished this moron for turning in his boss who was doing immoral, unethical, and most importantly dangerous for the country goings ons!

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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060125/D8FBKS1O0.html

This is what Brokeback is doing to our children...that's pretty Brokeback.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4645782.stm

The only good thing I can see coming of this is that Chuck Norris might be called into duty.

http://theinquirer.net/?article=29225

My favorite story of all time.  The defn of irony.  And I hope someone sues them big time and refuses to settle.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060127/ap_on_re_eu/did_jesus_exist

Somebody get this man a Case For Christ book!  Why is an athesit going to church anyways...this is the diplorable state our world is in...clear example!

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I hope this case gets laughed out of court.  Talk about meritless...

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Idiots everywhere...

Quote:
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Jan 30, 11:48 AM (ET)

CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian state plans to ban students from wearing denim because it is linked with having a good time.

"It is associated with weekend wear, with recreational time. It's just unacceptable at schools and we are trying to lift the standards," a spokesman for Western Australia state Education Minister Ljiljanna Ravlich said.

The ban on denim in Western Australia's secondary schools will be imposed from 2007.


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http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/02/01/D8FGG1I88.html

I guess there IS love after death row!

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http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/news/6656771/detail.html

Briney what have I told you about robbing people!

Don't do it unless you're in fight club....but I can't talk about it.

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But i needed the money. Whod have thought a 90 year old could fight!
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Unfortuneately no one can be....told...how the 90 year old can fight...you must see it for yourself.


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I was milking her ego man... I'm nice like that. First I try to rob old ladies, and if they fight back, I go down to make them feel good.

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Bah ha ha ha ok to quote

"I was milking her ego man... I'm nice like that. First I try to rob old ladies, and if they fight back, I go down to make them feel good. "

That statement was made by Briney.  Let me break this down.

"I was milking her"

- This is a 90 y/o lady....he's at her ankles milker her

"I go down to make them feel good."

- This is the male helper friend.  Pretty brokeback.

Now let's put them together.

"I go down to make them feel good....I was milking her"

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"Lost World" found in New Guinea...

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^I predict doom for them all.  Not one of them looked appetizing.

http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060203/Biz/60203051... <-Not sure how long that will be available.

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Mmm, Beefalo.

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http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/6E99656F-A27A-42AE-A1B7-B927A917A4A8.htm

Bottled water is taxing the worlds ecosystem, hehe. I live in Detroit and I still drink the bloody tapwater. Water is water, if theres a little extra in it then its just more minerals for me.
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^You wouldn't be saying that if you had a glass of water from ours when you stopped by last summer.  I was thinking about a blog post about it the other day.  Maybe I'll put it up now.
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In Chicago, the tapwater reeked of chlorine.  When someone took a shower, it made the whole apartment smell like a swimming pool.

By the way, Al Jazeera has some really nifty advertising.  Check out this banner...

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Yea Al Jazeera is my new favorite news site. They are pretty unbiased. Compared to CNN and FoxNews, that is.
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The water at my house is  pulled from a well. A couple years ago it was discovered that fertilizer or something was poisoning the water table, so the city had to run piping out to our area.
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A blind UC Berkeley student is suing Target Corp., saying the retailer is violating the civil rights of those who cannot see because its Web site is inaccessible to them.

Although it might seem odd that the blind would use a Web site like www.target.com, advocates for the blind said Wednesday that computer software and coding embedded in Web sites makes surfing the Internet as easy for those who cannot see as it is for those who can.

But Target's Web site, according to the lawsuit filed Tuesday in Alameda County Superior Court, does not support such software, making the site useless to the blind -- a violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act and various state laws.

"Target thus excludes the blind from full and equal participation in the growing Internet economy that is increasingly a fundamental part of daily life," said the suit, which seeks class action certification.

Advocates for the blind said the lawsuit is a shot across the bow for retailers, newspapers and other businesses that have Web sites the blind cannot use. They chose Target because of its popularity and because of a large number of complaints by blind patrons.
[Bob's Translation: "Deep Pockets"]


"What I hope is that Target and other online merchants will realize how important it is to reach 1.3 million people in this nation and the growing Baby Boomer population who will also be losing vision," said Bruce Sexton Jr., 24, the blind third-year Cal student who filed the suit.

In a statement Wednesday, Target said it hadn't been served with the suit and couldn't comment. "However, we strive to make our goods and services available to all of our guests, including those with disabilities," the company said.

Sexton, president of the California Association of Blind Students, said making Target's Web site accessible to the blind would also make it more navigable by those without vision problems.

Marc Maurer, president of the National Federation of the Blind in Baltimore, an advocacy group that's also a plaintiff in the suit, said Wednesday that the complaint is based on the theory that the online portals of "brick-and-mortar stores" must be equally accessible. Too often, he said, such is not the case.

"Target is one of the biggest companies in the country," Maurer said. "One of the things we're trying to do is change the way this is done."

Blind people access Web sites using keyboards and screen-reading software that vocalizes the information others see on a computer screen. But Target's site lacks "alt-text," an invisible code embedded beneath images on the Web site that screen-reading software uses to provide descriptions to the blind, the suit said.

The Web site also has inaccessible image maps, the suit said. Image maps, when clicked on by sighted users, allow the patron to jump to other parts of the Web site. Without image maps, visitors to www.target.com must use a mouse to complete transactions -- preventing blind patrons from surfing the site or making online purchases, the suit said.

Some companies, like Wells Fargo & Co., have Web sites accessible to the blind, said Mazen Basrawi, an attorney with Disability Rights Advocates of Berkeley, which represents the plaintiffs.

In 2003, Wells Fargo was the first financial institution to have its Web site certified by Maurer's group, bank spokesman Chris Hammond said.

Basrawi said the plaintiffs began negotiating with Target after writing to the retailer in May 2005. But talks broke down last month, and the company, which the attorney described as "one of the biggest offenders," declined to modify its Web site.

"Blind people have complained about (Target's Web site) in particular," Basrawi said. "That one's gotten a lot of complaints, especially because it's completely unusable. A blind person cannot make a purchase independently on target.com."

Target has 1,400 stores in 47 states, including 205 in California, and reported $46 billion in revenue in 2004.



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b0b I'm probably not that much fatter than you these days  Wink  But my arms do twitch from time to time.....
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The_Fat_Man wrote on Feb 10th, 2006 at 3:55pm:
b0b I'm probably not that much fatter than you these days  Wink


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Bahahaha, Cheney shot one of his friends.  Classic!

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WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin, was "alert and doing fine" in a Corpus Christi hospital Sunday after he was shot by Cheney on a ranch in south Texas, said Katharine Armstrong, the property's owner.

He was in stable condition Sunday, said Yvonne Wheeler, spokeswoman for the Christus Spohn Health System in Corpus Christi.

Armstrong in an interview with The Associated Press said Whittington, 78, was mostly injured on his right side, with the pellets hitting his cheek, neck and chest during the incident which occurred late afternoon on Saturday.

She said emergency personnel traveling with Cheney tended to Whittington until the ambulance arrived.

Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president met with Whittington and his wife at the hospital on Sunday. Cheney "was pleased to see that he's doing fine and in good spirits," she said.

The shooting was first reported by the Corpus Christi Caller-Times. The vice president's office did not disclose the accident until the day after it happened.

Armstrong said she was watching from a car while Cheney, Whittington and another hunter got out of the vehicle to shoot at a covey of quail.

Whittington shot a bird and went to look for it in the tall grass, while Cheney and the third hunter walked to another spot and discovered a second covey.

Whittington "came up from behind the vice president and the other hunter and didn't signal them or indicate to them or announce himself," Armstrong said.

"The vice president didn't see him," she continued. "The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."

Whittington has been a private practice attorney in Austin since 1950 and has long been active in Texas Republican politics. He's been appointed to several state boards, including when then-Gov. George W. Bush named him to the Texas Funeral Service Commission.

McBride did not comment about why the vice president's office did not tell reporters about the accident until the next day. She referred the question to Armstrong, who could not be reached again Sunday evening.

Armstrong, owner of the Armstrong Ranch where the accident occurred, said Whittington was bleeding and Cheney was very apologetic.

"It broke the skin," she said of the shotgun pellets. "It knocked him silly. But he was fine. He was talking. His eyes were open. It didn't get in his eyes or anything like that."

"Fortunately, the vice president has got a lot of medical people around him and so they were right there and probably more cautious than we would have been," she said. "The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came."

Cheney is an avid hunter who makes annual hunting trips to South Dakota to hunt pheasants. He also travels frequently to Arkansas to hunt ducks.

Armstrong said Cheney is a longtime friend who comes to the ranch to hunt about once a year and is "a very safe sportsman." She said Whittington is a regular, too, but she thought it was the first time the two men hunted together.

"This is something that happens from time to time. You now, I've been peppered pretty well myself," said Armstrong.

The 50,000-acre Armstrong ranch has been in the influential south Texas family since the turn of the last century. Katharine is the daughter of Tobin Armstrong, a politically connected rancher who has been a guest at the White House and spent 48 years as director of the Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association. He died in October. Cheney was among the dignitaries who attended his funeral.


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Boy Charged With Felony For Powdered Sugar
Police Say Sugar Brought To School Look-Alike Drug

(CBS) AURORA Police in Aurora have confirmed that a 12-year-old boy who said he brought powdered sugar to school for a science project last week has been charged with a felony for possessing a look-alike drug.

The sixth grade student at Waldo Middle School in Aurora also was suspended for two weeks from school after showing the bag of powdered sugar to his friends.

The boy, who is not being identified because he is a juvenile, said two other boys asked if the bag contained cocaine after he showed it to them in the bathroom Wednesday morning. The boy's mother said he told them it did, but then added, "just kidding."

Aurora police arrested the boy after a custodian at the school reported the boy's comments. The youngster was taken to the police station and detained before being released to his parents that afternoon.


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Students asked to stop chanting "Brokeback Mountain" at opposing teams...

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http://www.nbc12.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=WWBT/MGArticle/WBT_BasicArticle&...

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http://news.yahoo.com/fc/us/bush_administration

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www.ksat.com/news/7013679/detail.html?subid=22100443&qs=1;bp=t

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Weapons Stolen From Car Parked In Hotel Parking Lot

POSTED: 1:16 pm CST February 13, 2006
UPDATED: 1:24 pm CST February 13, 2006

SAN ANTONIO -- Some weapons, a police badge and laptop comptuers were stolen Monday morning from a rental car that belonged to an out-of-town SWAT team in town for training.

San Antonio police spokesman Gabe Treviρo said that an officer with the Virginia Beach, Va., SWAT team had just placed the items in the car and had gone to his hotel room to get some more items when someone broke a rear window of the vehicle and took the items.

Treviρo said the incident happened in a matter of seconds.

"Notoriously, these car burglars work very quickly," Treviρo said. "They can go up to a car, break a window, get in, take items and be gone in a matter of 20-30 seconds, at the longest."

No arrests have been made but San Antonio police are actively looking for the weapons, Treviρo said.

The officer was getting ready to leave the hotel for a training session with the San Antonio Police Department SWAT team when the burglary occurred at 7 a.m. in the parking lot of the Residence Inn at Loop 410 and Broadway.


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http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/004409.php

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http://ktla.trb.com/news/la-me-mormon16feb16,0,680332.story?coll=ktla-news-1

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Ahh yes, those loveable, friendly Mormons.  What would we do without them?

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http://www.emptybowl.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=40

BAM!  An exhaustive treatise on cereal marshmallows!

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"I’m expecting any day now to see even the green clovers supplanted by mauve and taupe leprechaun hats with gold trim and full color, lifelike, 3D homunculi of Lucky."

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Moscow stung by US warship gaffe

The authorities in Moscow have hastily removed posters congratulating Russian war veterans which mistakenly showed the American warship USS Missouri.
The posters were taken down on Wednesday - just hours before Defender of the Motherland Day.

The Russian defence ministry said it did not produce the posters.

A Moscow city hall official said the design "should have been shown to specialists who can distinguish one battleship from another".

A defence ministry spokesman, Vyacheslav Sedov, said "it was a civilian firm that produced the poster, and the people who made it were simply incompetent".

"We do have similar ships, beautiful ships. They should have used one of those," he added.

The head of Moscow city hall's advertising committee, Vladimir Makarov, told bbcrussian.com that "fine journalists from Moskovsky Komsomolets [newspaper]" spotted the error and "we quickly removed the posters".

"Designers do the drawings, we look at them and approve them - in this case, of course, a mistake was made," he said.

A similar mistake was made last year when for 23 February postcards appeared in Crimea showing a World War II German T-3 tank and an American M60A tank.

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A village in the German state of Bavaria is recovering after being flooded with liquid pig manure.
A tank containing the fetid fertiliser burst, sending a deluge of porcine waste into the courtyards and streets of Elsa, police said.

The sewage was half a metre (1.6ft) deep in places.

"The village was swamped with green-brown liquid - the mother of all muck," police spokesman Rainer Prediger, from nearby Coburg, said.

The tank held about 52,800 gallons (240,000 litres) of fertiliser, Reuters news agency reported.

"It was not very pleasant for the villagers," Volker Munk of Coburg police told the BBC News website.

Officer Munk said the slurry ran down the main street, flooding the ground floors of several homes.

Police estimated the accident caused damage that will cost about 100,000 euros (£68,000) to repair, Reuters said.


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And the winner for the "Freakin' Weird News" category goes to...

Man Forced to Marry Goat

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Apparently, some sheriff has an awesome sense of humor!

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Accused jet thief placed in cell with dentist

By JOHN GHIRARDINI
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Published on: 02/27/06

A Gwinnett jail inmate whose dental health issues have pitted his parents against Sheriff Butch Conway now has access to a dentist 24 hours a day.

On Friday evening Daniel Andrew Wolcott became a cellmate of a Dacula dentist facing murder charges in the death of his wife.

"I had him moved to a cell with Bart Corbin," Conway said Sunday. "[Corbin's] trained in dentistry, and if there are any complications, they can advise the medical unit. [Wolcott] just had his wisdom teeth out, so I think it's a good thing he's in a cell with a dentist."

Wolcott, 22, is awaiting trial for allegedly stealing a $7 million private jet in St. Augustine, Fla., in October and flying it to Briscoe Field in Lawrenceville.

He's been in jail since then in lieu of $175,000 bond. He faces charges in Florida and also may be subject to federal charges.

Wolcott's parents, Scott and Diane Wolcott, have been at odds with Conway since November over dental floss not being allowed in the jail.

They say their son's inability to floss caused him to develop gingivitis and gum pockets, which if left untreated could become full-blown periodontal disease.

The sparring culminated last week with a series of scorching e-mails and phone messages Scott Wolcott sent to Conway demanding immediate action on the issue or the sheriff's resignation.

Now, Scott and Diane Wolcott say putting their son in a cell with a dentist who can't practice his profession is no solution.

"This appears to be a very bad inside joke on someone's part," Scott Wolcott said Sunday. "I feel I have legitimate concerns that deserve to be addressed and resolved, not just brushed aside or made the brunt of someone's strange sense of humor."

The younger Wolcott, who goes by Andrew, was taken from his unit by a pair of sergeants Friday evening and brought to Unit K, according to his parents and Conway. There, he and Corbin were assigned to Cell 104.

Corbin was transferred from his original cell on the second floor of K pod. The third man in 104 is being held on a probation violation, his jail booking sheet shows.

Other inmates in K pod face charges ranging from aggravated assault and kidnapping to armed robbery and rape, according to jail records.

Scott Wolcott reiterated Sunday that his concerns are not simply for his son, but for any and all inmates who pass through the detention center.

A plan to carry small floss picks in the jail store late last year was abruptly canceled, the Wolcotts said.

"The Supreme Court has ruled that we don't have to provide floss to inmates," Conway said Sunday. "We're not breaking new ground here."

"I'm taking on a very serious health care issue, and I don't appreciate Sheriff Conway making a joke out of it," Scott Wolcott said. "I don't think the Georgia or American dental associations would find it very funny, either."


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NEW CHEMICAL ELEMENT FOUND

The recent sponsership scandals, inadequate healthcare services, exubarent waste of taxpayers money on useless projects, padded expense accounts, oil issues and a general lack of addressing in a constructive manner in the hope of solving the real issues that are plaguing our society today and other issues to numerous to mention are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named *Governmentium*. Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant Deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant Neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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This is one of the neatest forum threads I've ever come across.  Some guy spends his time "treasure hunting" for World War II relics in Russia.  He's found some amazing stuff.  Tanks, planes, firearms, helmets, trenches, you name it.  It's sobering, but definitely worth checking out.

http://www.treasurenet.com/f/index.php/topic,27618.0.html
http://www.treasurenet.com/f/index.php/topic,27694.0.html

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This definitely falls into the category of "Random Stupidity."  Some guy took his cat to Walmart, and pretended it was a "Seeing Eye Cat."


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OK, I needed a hand with this one, so I grabbed Neighbor Bob and his
kid. Bob drove, we arrived and he took my arm and led Kitty and I to the
door and in we went. The old bag was there.

You guys all know the type, she was probably pretty about 55 years ago,
and as her beauty faded, she replaced it with makeup and cheap perfume.
She's also the type that comes totally unglued easily. I think the
Wallyworld people won't let her wear any cheap perfume, which is a relief
for everyone.

When we got near the old bag, she came toward us and offered me one of
those dopey little go-carts in a VERY loud voice.

Any of you guys out there that are genuinely handicapped can tell the
rest of us that people often do this to them. It is really annoying to
them and it was annoying to me.(Just because your legs may not work
doesn't mean you're deaf, dammit!)

I politely asked her how she expected me to steer one of those dopey
carts. She got a bit embarrassed.

Duh!

Anyway, she fawned over me a bit and asked me if the little guy was a
real live seeing-eye cat.

"Absolutely," I replied.

Bob squeezed my arm and off we went to sporting goods. I hit an end
counter with my knee, another with my foot, and plowed into a support post
and chewed Bob out for not paying attention.We got to sporting goods.

I wanted to buy a box of .223 ammo any watch the clerk get weirded out.

What I DIDN'T know is that Bob and darling daughter had already
rehearsed their act.

The sporting goods guy came out. He asked me what I wanted, and I told
him I wanted a box of .223FMJ 55 grainers.

"A gift for a friend?," he asked.

"Nope. For my Mini-14," I replied. "Anyone tried to break in and
they're toast."

"How do you shoot, are you just legally blind, or what?"

"Blind as a bat," I replied.

Bob's kid spoke up: "He shoots for a living. He's a trickshot."

He gave the kid a dirty look.

"We all work for Barnum and Bailey," said Bob."He's a trickshot, I'm an
accountant and my wife's a lion tamer."

The guy gave Bob's kid an apologetic look.

"Do you work in the Circus?" he asked the kid.

"Yeah, I work with him," said the kid, looking at me. "He shoots the
pinwheel I hold."

"You hold up a pinwheel and he shoots it?"

"Yes, I hold it in my teeth and give it a spin. When he hears the whir
it makes, he shoots."

"How long is the stick?" he asked.

"About four inches", said the kid, casually.

The guy went straight into shock when he heard that.

The clerk recovered and looked at Bob.You raise your family on the road
in the circus,Huh? how many kids do you have?"

"Had 4, got 3 now.We lost one some time back."

He didn't ask how. But the dubious look he gave me made me think that
he thought I'd shot one of my buddy's kids under the Big Top.

Then he asked me about the little guy and said that he was the first
seeing eye cat he'd ever seen. I explained that Bob's wife, the lion
tamer, had trained the little guy in her spare time, and went on a while
about the advantages of seeing eye cats over dogs.

He asked me what defensive measures I take if a dog tried to attack the
little guy.

I explained to him that there was a little known Federal Law that
permitted blind people with seeing eye cats to carry concealed handguns to
defend their cats from vicious dogs.

"Gee, who da ever guessed?"

It was the kid that saw her first, and gave me the high sign. Out of
the corner of my eye I saw the 'People Greeter'. She'd left her post and
was nearby picking up the phone. The kid sidled near her, and listened.

"Cops," said the kid.

The jig was up!( Leonard Skinner music here: Give me 3 steps)

The old bag looked up at us. "I've seen you in here before, and you're
not blind. It's against the law to bring an animal in here!" she nearly
shouted.

Had she threatened me first with the cops, I probably could have
'brassed it out' with threats of a huge lawsuit, but she had gotten uppity
and called the bulls first.

I scooped up the little guy, and Bob tossed his truck keys to the kid
who took off like a shot. It's common knowledge that the township out
here has EXCELLENT police response time.


Bob and I walked pretty quickly to the door, as not to stir up too much
attention and when we hit the pavement, the little guy went up under my
sweat shirt and promptly got really pissed off and started scratching
the hell out of me. Ny new asshole is now about three inches above my
naval.Bob was heading straight for the truck. I headed toward the exit.
Nobody followed us into the lot, but the old bag stood in the door,
trying to keep her eye on me.

By the time Bob got to the pickup, the engine was running, and all the
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kid popped open the door, and we made a pretty good 'Bonnie and
Clyde'exit. Out to the highway, we hooked a right and not an eighth of a mile
down the road, we saw the local LEOs coming with lights flashing.

I let Kitty out of his hiding place inside my sweat shirt, and he
looked pretty upset, but got over it. Three miles down the road, we got on
the Interstate and we were home-free.

I wonder what had happened if we hadn't unassed the area fast enough
and had gotten caught.


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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006100318,00.html

....to which Mrs. Clinton replied, "I don't even like vagina!"

In other news...two 12 YEARS OLDS were expelled from a boarding school — after making a raunchy video to show to boys.

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Dude, it happened in England.  All of the students at that school are cousins anyway.

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It's like when I was sitting in Hoppin waiting to vote last election Pat.

There was a little black boy and a little white girl sitting in the hall with me.  The little boy said something along the lines of - "I don't like bitches".  I nearly fell over, the kid was like 8 and he was talking like that?  What the hell happened to our youth?  I'm afraid for the future.
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If my parents caught me saying something like that when I was eight, I never would've turned nine.

Heck, if they caught me saying it now, I'm sure they'd deck me.

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my sister is an elementary school teacher (pre-k through 5th grade music)---and she's had 5 year olds who've dropped curse words and other really awfully things.




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I got carded for buying white-out film today.

What am I going to do, stuff the dispenser up my nose?

Honestly...





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Reply #311 - Mar 6th, 2006 at 1:56pm
 
Who needs 24 (snore) when you've got LOST?  I got to see the first four episodes on Saturday evening, and it was CRAZY good.

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I hear its good but you have to follow the story pretty close. I guess ill give ep 1 a try and see how that goes.

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The pilot is split into two episodes, so I'd recommend watching episodes one and two together.  If you really want to give it a try, I'd go for the first three episodes.

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I still have Red Alert 2 burned to disk around here somewhere.  Nuke trucks were definitely the shizzle muh nizzle.

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That's hilarious bob...I've been playing Red Alter 2 now for a few weeks.  Such a great game...General also!

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Fucking weird, I was playing RA2 the other night out of boredom seems my WOW account is jewed up.

This is just further proof that Pat is secretly linked to my mind like a long lost twin brother.
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The_Fat_Man wrote on Mar 6th, 2006 at 6:38pm:
This is just further proof that Pat is secretly linked to my mind like a long lost twin brother.


So, when Pat `hires' your Mom, does that mean he is...?

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This is nuts that we all have been playing RA2.

We def need to hit that up at a lan.  Grin

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Dude!

Next LAN, we're hookin' up with some hella RA2.

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The two hours of 24 were nice, but what was especially nice was the
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You guess we downloaded it?

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At least I didn't watch it on a computer monitor...

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AND I was eating fresh pineapple!







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Marie wrote on Mar 6th, 2006 at 11:58pm:
At least I didn't watch it on a computer monitor...


Yeah, who'd want to watch it at 1600x1200 when you could see it at a breathtaking 480x440 instead?

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Did you know Musiciannary that there will be a 24 game coming out soon?
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Thanks for the spoiler alert, it was very considerate of you!

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Stick, why are you a guest?  Get on the list already!

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http://channels.netscape.com/atplay/sertrivia.jsp?id=atplay_spellingtrivia

49/50.  See if you can top the Grammar Nazi's score.

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The odd things you stumble across on the Intertron.

http://www.dnaperfection.com/pages/1/index.htm

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Wow, where do I sign up?!?!

...whats with everyone using 2012 as this great year where all things come to an end, or change frequency or blah blah blah...

Just cause the Mayan calender ends there doesn't make it the end of the world.
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Ahh John Titor, how I love thee.

http://www.johntitor.com/
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John Titor is a crazy white cracka.  I love how he explains away his failed civil war predictions.

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I don't know...out of all the time traveler stories I've heard, not counting the rift travelers, this one makes a whole lot more sense and has more proof.  In fact they are making a movie about John Titor...IMDB has it up and there are a few screenshots.  I have all the Titor studier interview, the guy who runs the website, from Coast To Coast AM if anyone wants them.  Really intersting stuff, esp. about the computer's secret useage.

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In the screenshot John Titor has the same radiation detector i have, down to the CD sticker on the side.

This means I am a time travelor and i predict a nuclear war this year.

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Jeez Briney...that's just a movie...can't you tell when Hollywood fakers are into the act...what are you going to college for?

bows backwards...like aliens from The Arrival...shudders

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The best part about that was when their knees went backwards, they made this awesome sickening crunch!!
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The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Clichιs...

http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html

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Best.

Blog.

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A social work came unglued after seeing the worst that humanity has to offer.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/65806895.html

This contains some very strong language, but I honestly think it qualifes as "required reading."  Sometimes it's hard for us middle class folk to understand just how messed up the seamier side of America really is.

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http://qntm.org/destroy

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http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_069125525.html

If this goes to the voters...they BETTER make sure that the people voting are LEGAL US CITIZENS!

None of the protestors say why it's bad...just that it's "redicuous".  Asked for the persons green card, they replied....uhh LOOK A BEAR! and then ran away.

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Good article, Stewie.  Here's my favorite part...

Quote:
...flooding the streets to protest the recently-passed house bill, which would make it a crime to hire or even help undocumented immigrants.


News flash:  It's already illegal to hire illegal immigrants.  That's why they're called "illegal."

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http://www.robert.to/reports/appleblah.html

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The director of the new superman movie...

Quote:
Singer says he plans to use the late Marlon Brando in the new film. Brando, who played Superman's father, Jor-El, in the 1978 Superman and died in 2004, will return in the same role.

Singer says he found stock footage of Brando shot by director
Richard Donner in 1978, which will provide Brando's voice. Special-effects crews will digitally re-create Brando's image, Singer says.



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Reanimated zombies will be crashing down the streets any day now.

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http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006...

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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on Monday.

In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, Milenio said.

Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of Yucatan arrested Espinosa. Contreras was taken to hospital with third-degree burns.

A local police official confirmed the report but declined to provide further information.

In the violence-filled movie about the fictional Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other.

Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.


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(CBS 5) OAKLAND A Lafayette man is facing charges of distributing marijuana in packaging made to resemble brand-name candies and other products, after a series of arrests Thursday by the Drug Enforcement Administration.

The DEA says 39-year-old Kenneth Affolter, along with 11 other unidentified individuals, were arrested after agents served a number of warrants in at warehouses in Oakland and Emeryville and at Affolter's residence in Lafayette.

Agents say they seized thousands of plants from four marijuana growing operations, a large amount of currency, three firearms and hundreds of pot-laced candies and soft drinks.

The DEA says the probe began in October 2005, investigators learned Affolter was allegedly operating Beyond Bomb, a manufacturer of marijuana candy in Oakland. The marijuana-laced products were packaged to mimic well-known brands.

Among the products labels seized: Stoney Ranchers, Munchy Way, Rasta Reece’s, Buddafingers, Pot Tarts, Double Puff Oeo, Tri-Chrome Crunch, Keef Kat, Twixed, Budtella, Puff-A-Mint Pattie, Puffsi, Bong’s Root Beer, and Toka-Cola.
The investigation is a joint effort among the DEA and other federal and local law enforcement, including the police departments from Richmond, Oakland, Vallejo and Lafayette.


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Child porn ring transmitted acts live on Web

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CHICAGO (Reuters) - U.S. and Canadian authorities said on Wednesday they had cracked an international child pornography network that in some cases transmitted molestations live over the Internet.

"These are the worst imaginable forms of child pornography," said U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, adding that one case involved the abuse of a toddler less than 18 month old.

Twenty-seven people from nine U.S. states and Canada, Australia and Britain, are charged with possession, receipt, distribution and manufacture of child pornography in connection with the case, authorities said.

Twenty-six of the suspects have been arrested and one is still at large.

"This international undercover investigation revealed an insidious network that engaged in worldwide trafficking in child pornography, including live molestations of children transmitted over the Internet," Gonzales said.

Authorities said they have identified seven victims including the toddler whose molestation in April by a suburban Chicago man was transmitted live via an Internet chat room to someone using the screen name "Big_Daddy619."

Internet child pornography has evolved from commercial sites with repeated material to new material traded viewer-to-viewer, said Julie Myers, a U.S. Homeland Security Department official who appeared at a news conference with Gonzales.

"We see child molestation on demand through streaming to chat rooms," she said. "The children are getting younger and the images are getting more and more violent and graphic."

Tony Warr, acting chief of police services in Toronto, told the briefing that the case had its roots in a May 2005 arrest in Alberta.

Four people are charged with molesting the children, making the resulting images available in the chat room called "Kiddypics & Kiddyvids," which facilitated trading of thousands of images and videos, officials said.

Making child pornography carries a minimum 15-year prison sentence. The other charges call for minimum sentences of at least five years.



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Here's the best (and only) solution...

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Awww, don't post that...it makes me want to go shooting again!  Once was NOT enough!


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http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,70358-0.html?tw=rss.index

Go Pirate Bay!

Also a question: is the MPAA, according to the press release or any other statement just targeting the sites for shut down or are they going to after any users?  Also does the MPAA just represent the movie industry or can it also sue for TV shows and video games?  Their press release was really unclear.

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6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.
Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.


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The Donk is OK, not recommended for a drunken rampage, March 2, 2006
Reviewer: Billy Bob McRobert "Billy Boy" (Al's Trailer Court, KT) 

If I had it to do over again, I'd leave my insurance settlement money under my matress a while longer instead of spendin it on one of these things. A Badonkadonk ... more like a Badonkajunk.

I bought one of these Donks 'cause I thought the cops wouldn't hastle me in it. Since it aint road legal I figured it wouldn't matter that I don't got a driver's license anymore (It's that kinda "outa the box" thinkin that's got me where I am in life). I figured when the cops said "Billy, you know you aint supposed to be drivin a car anymore" I could say "I aint drivin a car, I'm drivin a Donk" and then crank up "Freebird" on my 400 Watt stereo as I lay down a thick patch of rubber with the 6hp fire-breathin power plant and maybe let out a rebel yell as I go up on 2 wheels and squeeze between the 2 squad cars they had set up as a road block. Then when they pulled out their guns and tried to stop me the bullets would just rikoshay off my trusty Donk as I glance matter-of-factly into the rear view mirror and flick the ash off my Marlboro in symbolic contempt of the agressors what I had just thwarted.

Nothin was further from the truth though: I had just stayed late over at my sister trailer and was fixin to head back across the court to my trailer. I will admit that I had been drinkin, but her trailer was just a few loops over from mine and it was after 3AM so I figured I weren't gonna hurt nobody, especially in the old "Donk". As chance would have it, I just happened to be wearing various article of my sister's clothing and started to recognize the familiar smell of MacDonnald french fries. As I turned the corner into my own loop, the smell was unmistakable ... as was the conclusion that I deducticated in my mind ... my sister had been gettin cozy with that retard Lucas Tubbs who works the MacDonnald's drive through.

Well, I have to tell you I became engorged with rage! I whipped the old Donker around and started headin for MacDonnalds to show ol' Tubbs what I thought of him sneakin around my sis. I only made it as far as the trailer park entrance though, cause I got high-centered on the speed bump there. Folks tell me that I crawled on top of the Donkster and started yellin obsenities at that point, but to be honest I don't recall that part. It must have been true though because the police showed up very quickly. When I saw the squad car, I scurried back into the Donk, locked the hatch, started up the engine, and floored it! It was the right thing to do because, in their vain effort to extracticate me from my vehicular conveyance, the cops jumped on the roof of the Donk tipping the balance just far enough that the wheels grabbed hold and I was able to get off of the speed bump. Hot pursuit was on!

The cops' squad car must have malfunctioned because the officers proceded to pursue me on foot. By the time I got to Main Street I had a comfortable lead on them. I turned South, as that was the proper mode of direction to arrive at the MacDonnalds. At that point my drunken rage peaked and I knew what I had to do to save my families honor: I was gonna crash my tank into the MacDonnalds drive through! I rev'ed up the engine and floored it! As I got closer and closer, I could see ol' 'tardy Tubbs' face paint a life-size portrait of confusion on a tattered canvas of fear and surprise. I thought to myself "All will be made right again" as I flew by the intercom, scraping sparks of anger and bitterness as I careened past. I was overjoyed to see that, even though he had plenty of time to see me coming and move out of the way, ol' 'tardy Tubbs was still in my direct line-of-flight. I braced for impact as the Donk hit the order window plexiglass, bounced off, and rolled over on its side. I must have hit my head on the pivoting control stick because I blacked out momentarily. I awoke to the sound of my tiny wheels spinning madly at 40 miles per hour. With my battle tank inoperable, my hopes of even slightly inconveniencing Lucas Tubbs dashed, and my sister's fine clothes soiled with sweat and blood, I had no choice left but to piss myself and start flailing my arms and legs madly.

The police that had been pursuing me arrived moments later. I do not agree with their assessment that I was a danger to myself and others, but I don't recall that part of the evenning very well so I can't say for sure. Either way, I don't think the use of the Tazer was justified. However, I now have lawsuits outstanding against MacDonnalds for faulty drive through design, the manufacturer of the Tazer, and the local police. One of these suits needs to pay out to replace the money from the insurance settlement and pay the court mandated restitution to MacDonnalds and the local police.

In the end, I blame all my problems on the Donk. I hope they have good insurance. I'm comin for them next.


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http://www.morningjournal.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=16373145&BRD=1699&PAG=461&dep...

This is rediculus!  While there needed to be some disciplinary action for this behavior, it's wrong and probably illegal to force an 8 year old boy to sign a removal forum (or print on one) without a legal guardian present AND doing the signing.  I hope this school gets sued and people get fired for this.  It's dispicable!  Suddenly we want our kids 3 years and older to act mellow, so we put them on medication and dope them up.  We want them to understand what is right and wrong right from the get go, to we have police come and handcuff them.  We want our kids to know that while we like freedom of speech we don't want them exercising it, so we call Homeland Security when someone right a story about the school turning into zombies.  We want our kids to realize that using your finger to simulate a weapon and playing cowboys and indians is a threat to everyone, so we suspend them and dope them up.  We don't want to have legal guadianship over our kids, so we allow the government to force us to medicate them and if we don't we could go to jail and our kids could be expelled.  This is what our country and our children are coming to, is anyone happy with this?  Do we want this type of intrusion in raising our kids?  Man, I tell you, homeschool keeps looking better and better.  Oh wait, the government have force homeschool kids on meds and have told them they can't compete in spelling bees because they are better than the public school kids, which would be unfair...so medals for all!!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060329/ap_on_re_as/afghan_christian_convert

I know we've talked about this story before but I just can't fathom why anyone in a govt would care if someone converted from Muslim to Christianity?  Are the wall going to tumble down?  However I can see that they might be learning from history.  Everytime Christianity becomes big...big stuff happens.  IE the fall of Rome, the founding of America, etc.  I just can't see Muslims doing this?  If these are the supposed moderates then this doesn't seem like a religion that I would want to be a part of.  Not to mention they call Jesus a great prophet but don't believe he meant what he said (that is "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life.  No one can come to the father except through me")  Although that's a different topic all together.  Anymore comments on this?

Also I found this kinda funny:
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/29/060329165759.4ailv6ip.html

What was this kid going to do?  Ride his bike to either Ohio or D.C. fom Kentucky?  The SS should just have called his mom and told her if she doesn't do something about it then they will!  Do they really need to waste time on this kid by charging him?  He's 13 and this will probably affect his entire life?  Should we so greatly punish someone for doing what seems to me to be a minor deal who is so young?  I say no.

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A funny rant from a Star Wars: Galaxies programmer...

http://www.leftcorner.com/swg/ff/ff6.htm

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School's 'Holocaust' Experiment Upsets Parents
Dad: Son Cried Over Becoming Jew For Day


Several parents in Apopka, Fla., are upset over a surprise school "Holocaust" project that some say tormented children, according to a Local 6 News report.

Local 6 News reported that eighth-graders with last names beginning with L through Z at Apopka Memorial Middle School were given yellow five-pointed stars for Holocaust Remembrance Day. Other students were privileged, the report said.

Father John Tinnelly said his son was forced to stand in the back of the classroom and not allowed to sit because he was wearing the yellow star.

"He was forced to go to the back of the lunch line four times by an administrator," Tinnelly said.

Tinnelly said the experiment upset his child.

"He was crying," Tinnelly said. "I said, 'What are you crying about?' He said, 'Daddy, I was a Jew today.'"

Other parents and children shared similar stories, Tinnelly said.

"They were told that they could not use the water fountains," Tinnely said. "There was even a sign supposedly at one water fountain (saying) if you're wearing a yellow star , you can't use this water fountain."

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"This was supposed to be a creative way to teach the horrors of the Holocaust but unfortunately it has sparked controversy and more importantly it has sparked conversation," Reznick said. "We have now heard from nearly a dozen parents (who are) very upset."

Tinnelly said he believes it is important to teach the Holocaust, but apparently little was learned during the experiment.

"I tried to talk to my son and I asked all of these questions and the only thing he said is, 'Daddy, the only thing I found out today is I don't want to be Jewish,'" Tinnelly said.

"Children were selected to be persecuted or privileged, some not told the rule," Local 6 reporter Gerald Reznick said. "Parents tell Local 6 they were not told prior to the school-wide experiment."

"Teachers felt that it would have defeated the purpose to tell the students ahead of time because that would have prepared them," Principal Douglas Guthrie said. "Students came in and all they got was a star."

"This was supposed to be a creative way to teach the horrors of the Holocaust but unfortunately, it has sparked controversy and more importantly, it has sparked conversation," Reznick said. "We have now heard from nearly a dozen parents (who are) very upset."

Local 6 News aired a statement from The Holocaust Memorial Resource and Education Center of Florida; "Of course, we applaud Apopka (Memorial) Middle School's effort to engage in Holocaust education with the hope of a tolerance education component in the classroom. That is the mission of The Center to teach tolerance through Holocaust remembrance and education. However, we do not encourage nor train teachers to engage in simulation exercises."

Guthrie admitted that he would do some things differently in the exercise because of complaints but said some kids got the message, Reznick said.

"They need to know, we don't want history to repeat itself," Guthrie said.




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I think that article probably blew things a bit out of proportion.

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I wasn't shocked or mad or angry or anything...

The reason I had nothing to say was because I was laughing too hard  Grin

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It's not bad, but I haven't really had a chance to spend any time "enjoying" it.  Hopefully, Saturday afternoon will give a chance to do some shopping for some necessities and some "chill time" to just relax and enjoy it.

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Briney, isn't this really similar to something you posted a few months back?

Scientists Discover Soft T-Rex Tissue
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7285683/

Apparently, the soft tissue was found in Dick Cheney's refrigerator.  It was left over from the time he went hunting as a teenager.

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this is how stuff like Jurassic Park goes down.






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Dude, I want a pet Tyrannosaur!  I'd be the coolest kid on the block (and if I wasn't, I'd have my pet T-Rex kill whoever was).

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http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/worldofstarcraft/news.html?sid=6146918

hehe, blizzards april fools jokes are great.

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Google Romance 404'd on me.  What was it?

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Hey Harry, remember when you asked me what the definition of irony was?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060403/ennew_afp/afpentertainmentindiafilmparishil...
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Well, thats it.

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Paris Hilton as Mother Theresa?  That's insulting, and I'm not even Catholic.

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http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/8464144/detail.html

"dressed in black gothic/satanic clothing"

Wow ok where to start with this.  First off this is so wrong of Satan worshipers to do.  If we do that in their "church" we'd get killed in a sacrifice to Satan...meh can't be all that bad:

God: What are you doing here?
Me: Oh I tried witnessing to some Satan worshipers in church by bursting into their church service.
God: (a He either smacks me upside the head and laughs or He shakes His head at me and motions me forward)

Next I want to talk about the line I've indicated above.  Are they saying gothic people are satanic?  Black clothes are satanic?  Blacks are satanic?  Or were they a mixture?  Now we know these people can't be black...black people are smarter than that.  If the goths really did care what people thought about them, they should sue for slander.  This line just seems wrong on like 4 or 5 different levels.

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O RLY?
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YA RLY

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http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4739612

This is dispicable!  Briney...Detriot and everyone in it should be buried in Lake Michigan.  If anyone takes that as a "I hate black people comment"...I don't care, this just tops it for me.  Watch the clip and ask yourself...if you were the operator would you rather be safe than sorry?  What's more important to the police?  Saving someone or trying to unclog traffic?  Are the police over there really that taxed?  Again...discusting.

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http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en

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Reply #382 - Apr 10th, 2006 at 4:29pm
 
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/10/911.lawsuit/index.html

So apparently the 911 call that was ignored happens alot.
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At a news conference announcing the filing of the suit, Fieger said Robert Turner's case is not the only one.

He played another 911 tape from January 12, 2005, in which a woman who had been shot in the head by her husband called 911.

On the tape, the operator can be heard asking the woman if she has a mental problem and then asking that the husband who shot the woman be put on the phone. Rescuers did not come until a third call was placed by the woman's son, who lives out of state.

The woman in that case, said Fieger, lived but is paralyzed. He said the second case "indicates to the city that they have a problem that needs to be addressed."


I have got a MAJOR issue with this whole story now that it has stewed a little. The operators at 911 have an OBLIGATION to respond to EACH AND EVERY CALL THEY GET, regardless if they think its fake or not. That is such utter bullsh*t. Seriously, we trust these people with our lives. They work FOR us, however, we pay their salories!! They have no grounds whatsoever to turn away callers. I dont care if its a  kid calling, since when does a 5 year old make a prank call?!!

If this is happening more than a few isolated incidents the whole system needs to be taken apart, people arrested, and restructured. She shouldnt be fired, she should sent to jail for a long time, cause she caused a death.
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This just in!  You can now be arrested by the ATF for being a ninja!

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How this kid survived an ATF encounter is anyone's guess.

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www.jasonbriney.com/cnn.jpg

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Well you see when patriotic rouge generals order the plane shot down...you don't find too much wreckage.  However if you do shoot it down you will have multiple places where debris will impact a field (oops that's what happened here), you won't have much wreckage confined to one continuous area (dang...happened here too).  You might have the pilot say "We've had an explosion here" before never being heard from again (man..that happen here too)....uhh BIN LADEN BIN LADEN AL QUIEDA, 9/11 9/11  TERRORISTS TYRRANY....V for Vendetta.

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And if he shall come in the second watch, or come in the third watch, and find them so, blessed are those servants.
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http://services.silicon.com/itoutsourcing/0,3800004871,39158081,00.htm

Man if this is really true maybe I can get bugged at 9 AM by someone I can understand after just waking up with only 2 hours of sleep!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191593,00.html

Can you blame these people?  I mean they are force to drive a Bug car!  Also, this is like allowing me to work movie rental place and expecting me not to also!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060413/pl_nm/usa_immigration_dc_2;_ylt=Aodri8sfN6E6...

Oh no who will pick our beans!?  Who will work in our fields?!  Who will take the jobs that no Americans want?!  Who will work in our nuclear power plants ( http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/20/nuclear.security/index.html and http://www.rense.com/general21/pa.htm )...oops well darn.  Let's see how many people do this and fine the people who hire them and then give the jobs to legal American citizens even those like the homeless and the mentally retarted!  Hmm an intersting thought indeed!

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http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060413/114497364000.html

The guy from the anti-defimation league in the middle of the article...completely misses the point!

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Lol yea, noone that saw that episode got the point or the references to fear of terrorism used to get people to do what they want.

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Tons of immigrants, both legal and otherwise, and their supporters are planning to go on strike on May 1st.  May I be the first to say...

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Another sign Apple is evil...it makes little girls cry...no really!
http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=1672

Tax on downloaded music?  Yes cause that's exactly what we want to do when we want people to stop illegally downloading music and start buying the music again.
http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2006/04/16_states_impos.html

Dick Cheney was paid more by Haliburton than by the federal government.  And who says war is not profitable of man?!
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Reply #394 - Apr 15th, 2006 at 12:46pm
 
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Another sign Apple is evil...it makes little girls cry...no really!
http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=1672


A CBS affiliate actually investigated that?  Was it a slow news day for them, or what?

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Reply #395 - Apr 18th, 2006 at 1:21am
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170680,00.html

"TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancιe Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”"

That's just sick...I hope this is a Tom Cruise thing because I would rather deal with DC-8s with rockets and soul catchers than this!

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Thanks, Pat.  I couldn't think of a worse way to start my morning.

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http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?show=localnews&pnpID=728&NewsID=713614...

Ahh just another story in the "I don't even OWN a computer" in RIAA's "righteous" battle against those EVIL consumers.  If they don't buy our stuff sue them, if we make bad music let's just blame it on those evil pirates.  Pirates are everyone...including the 12 year old who payed for a service, the 76 y/o grandmother, and the family without a computer!  Also let us station ourselves out of the US and operated in the US.  Also let's have a SWAT team of our own to raid houses in Australia.  Oh and let us pirate "This Film Is Not Yet Rated" (this was done by the MPAA but it's still...same crazy people).

I wonder if these cases would go to federal court or civil.  If anyone gets these subpenos they should really fight them.  Granted they probably did it.  However inconsistent finding could lead to defense lawyers asking for evidence obtained by people who do not have a vested interest in the outcome of a case.  I really don't even see how these things are legal other than a arm twister for people who don't have the wherewithall to deal with the law properly.

RIAA:  YOU DID IT!
Person X:  Prove it.
RIAA:  We have your internet activity.
Person X:  It was routed through my computer...wasn't me.
RIAA:  We have the proof you did it!
Person X:  You made them up.
RIAA:  No we didn't.  Just because we are loosing $10 billion dollars a year from people like you because we make horrible music that no one wants to buy!
Person X:  *Kicks RIAA in the crotch!*

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“The industry’s anti-piracy efforts have deterred a sizeable number of would-be illegal downloaders,” the RIAA statement reads. “Although a significant online problem undoubtedly persists, particularly with hard-core, frequent peer-to-peer users, absent action by the industry, the illegal down-loading world would be exponentially worse.”


I dont know if they know this, but 1/3 of all internet traffic is torrents, and thats probrably up by now. These guys really dont know just how bad it is for them and good for us.  Cheesy
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I would also like to make a comment on your quote you put up.

Deterrence is so hard to measure.  That's why no one can really use the arguement for the death penalty.  "If the punishment is we kill you if you kill someone, I don't kill because you would kill me."  I really don't think deterence holds that much affect unless if it's within a small number of people.  It's almost like saying, "This rock keeps tigers away...and look no tigers"  ALSO I am the one selling the rocks...so of course I'm going to say that my rocks work.  This is what RIAA is saying in this statement you quoted.   I really think what has "dettered" a sizeable number of people is the advent FINALLY of purchasing mp3's through pay services for little money and only songs ones want.

Ok now onto another somethin something.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=20...

Our boy, James Cameron, says digital animation will save the industry.  Hmm let me see here.  Star Wars, lost gleam because of too much digital affects, actors were acting to people in green suits, so no chemistry really took place.  The mid years of movies was by far more profitable and memorable than they are now.  The best "special affects" they had was with people like, the master, Ray Harry Housin.  Also excellent movies like Tron and Ghostbusters used crayons to help the movie affects.  But still I believe that the over use of special affects will kill the movie industry not help it.  Also if Hollywood keeps writing CRAP! that is banged out worse than a monkey on an acid trip...I think we found our culprit for why H-Wood sucks.

Let's look at it another way...we have no more actors and we just have digital animation, everything is synthisized and the movie is about oh let's say a Will Farrel type animation trys to save a gay duck from te evil lord Zod.  Critics hail it as a "masterpiece of our time".  However it flops...piracy is supposedly to blame.  However no one is pirating anymore because all the movies suck.

Then let's take a chick flick.  Man meets girl...they fall in love...girl is murdered...man grieves an learns a life lesson from this girl that changed his life from what he once was.  You have chemistry from the actors in the picture...you can feel the love, the tension, etc.  You can't feel that way about things you know are animated.  How many of us cried at Passion of the Christ....now how many of us cried at Final Fantasy - Spirits Within, and I'm not talking disappointment crying either.  That's another example of how animators let us down.  Sure we're wooed by them but with a sucky story line...I'd rather watch Howard the Duck...in 3-D than FF again.  At least there I could feel the love between duck and woman!

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I realize Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within lacked a decent story, but to claim you'd rather see Howard the Duck is pushing it a bit, don't you think?

I think I'd rather gouge my eyes out with pixie sticks than watch that horrid excuse for a movie.

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That article refers to 3-D, like the Terminator ride in Universal Studios 3-D, not digital animation 3-D. Cameron is just saying there's not enough incentive for normal folk to want to go to see a movie in the theater, because theaters dont offer much more than home entertainment systems can give. Now if the movies were a 3-D experience where things popped out at you, that would be something different, that you couldn't get at home.

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So, Briney, would you rather watch Howard the Duck, or Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within?

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http://www.tpmcafe.com/node/29086

Anyone else scared? 

What could happen?  Tax on emails?  Limit on websites one can have?  No more free services?

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http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=4823631

Briney if I told you once I told you a thousand times!  It's illegal to have sex with a horse!

I do have to wonder here...was the guy "pitching" or "catching"?

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i didnt click on it.


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i believe it was the catching and pitching line that threw me off.


no, i did not get a mental image....but for the love of pete.





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Was pete the name of the horse then?

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Reply #415 - Apr 29th, 2006 at 12:24am
 
Trust me I have enough dreams with one animal in it.  Wes' mom.  She's worse than ManBearPig!

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I know people who will kill both of you and hide your body in the moutains.

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Reply #418 - Apr 29th, 2006 at 3:25pm
 
As long as I get some sleep...go ahead..chummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....p.

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Reply #419 - Apr 29th, 2006 at 6:06pm
 
The_Fat_Man wrote on Apr 29th, 2006 at 2:42pm:
I know people who will kill both of you and hide your body in the moutains.


Now, if only you could find the motivation to step away from your Cheeto-encrusted desk to pick up the phone...

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Reply #420 - Apr 29th, 2006 at 10:43pm
 
i really hate allergies.






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Reply #421 - Apr 30th, 2006 at 2:25pm
 
Why 19 minutes?  Does it really matter?

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its because i'm cool like that.
         




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Reply #423 - Apr 30th, 2006 at 2:31pm
 
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Reply #424 - Apr 30th, 2006 at 3:31pm
 
Once, in college, I got so tired of having a stuffy nose, I downed almost 3/4 of a bottle of Nyquil.

I didn't die, or have any side effects (other than the fact I slept for like 14 hours).  So you're probably ok not waiting those 19 minutes Smiley
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my body is way too screwy to trust 19 minutes. or 3/4ths a bottle of nyquil.



knowing my current luck, i'd die.


or permanently stay a zombie.



either way, i'm way too fragile when it comes to being sick and drugs.




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Reply #426 - May 1st, 2006 at 8:41am
 
Nyquil isn't really a drug.  It's more like a concentrated bottle of happiness.

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Reply #427 - May 1st, 2006 at 9:29am
 
If you've got twenty minutes to burn, be sure to check out the second and third episodes of Dr. McNinja.

http://www.drmcninja.com/archive.html

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Congratulations on 1000 posts  Grin
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Reply #430 - May 1st, 2006 at 6:12pm
 
Wow, I hadn't even noticed.  This calls for a LAN Party!

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http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&ty...

I think all of us...both Picard and Kirk lovers...can unite here and now behind this cause.  We must take a stand, whether one is in support of the NCC-1701-A or D.  We must not let Ben Afleck be a cast member in Star Trek!!!

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There is no way.  Trek actors are virtually always unknown prior to their appearances in Trek shows/movies.

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Reply #433 - May 2nd, 2006 at 12:00pm
 
Yeah but they've been steering away from that a bit as of late.

Take Enterprise for instance.  Scott Bakula and John Billingsley were both known and grounded actors.
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Yeah, but Enterprise sucked.

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http://www.pimpfants.com

Pimp clothes....for kids.

Yeah...discusting!

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Meh you can find shit like that at JCPennys...
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ummm.....


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Yea im down, this is getting annoying... And why random stupidity?
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Reply #447 - May 8th, 2006 at 11:29am
 
Its Ironic that its under the thread "Random Stupidity"
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Reply #448 - May 8th, 2006 at 12:23pm
 
Either that, or I could block the entire 202.* subnet.

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Man accused of drunken driving on lawn mower
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Man accused of drunken driving on lawn mower

VERMILION, Ohio — A northern Ohio man is accused of operating a lawnmower while drunk.

The Vermilion man was arrested Friday night as he drove the mower on a sidewalk. Police say he drove the mower to a store about a mile from his home and was arrested on his way back. The lawn mower was towed.

Police say a breath test showed that his blood alcohol level was .144 percent, which is over the legal limit of .08 percent.

Police say it was the man's third drunken-driving-related arrest in six months.


I'm so glad this man is off the streets.  Now I can feel safe while wandering down dark alleys at night.

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Reply #450 - May 8th, 2006 at 4:25pm
 
Now if we could only arrest and beat the 79 y/o lady who keeps putting quarters into parking meters!

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http://money.cnn.com/2006/05/08/technology/ps3_pricing/index.htm?cnn=yes

Ya know if people would just unite, and rich parents not give their kids $700, the price would drop so fast.  Two weeks into release and hardly any units sold and sweet crap! they will drop their prices faster than Michael Jackson drops his pants at Chucky Cheese.

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Yeah, namely, they're making it so freakin' expensive that nobody will ever be able to afford it.  Good going, Sony.

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Reply #453 - May 10th, 2006 at 11:13am
 
http://wusa9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=49159

This story is a good example of the politics we face today.

We are so conerned with terrorism that we take average American's rights away from them.  Yet we leave both boarders wide open.  We must spy on people's library, computer, and phone habits.  Put we sell our ports to the Chinese (in CA) and try to sell the rest off to other foreign govts, esp those with terrorist ties (most of our ports ARE foreign controled).  We talk about spreading democracy throughout the world (even though we're a republic NOT a democracy), yet we want to go to war with a country who choose their ruling power through a popular vote (Iran).  We are so concerned with security for our President that we give him protetion for life, but if we say bad things about him we get a file at the FBI or a nice vist from the boys in suits and sunglasses.  Yet, WE JUST THROW AWAY THE PRESIDENT'S PLANS OF WHERE HE WILL EXACTLY BE AND WHEN...WITHOUT FORETHOUGHT!

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Reply #454 - May 10th, 2006 at 11:54am
 
They screwed up.  Big deal.  These things happen.

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Ahh, those crazy Muslims.  They never fail to surprise me...

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Audrey Tautou and Tom Hanks star in The Da Vinci Code film
Roman Catholics in the Indian city of Mumbai (Bombay) have received Muslim support in protests against the release of the movie, The Da Vinci Code.
Film censors have cleared the movie for release in India on 19 May.

An umbrella organisation of Islamic clerics in Mumbai have labelled the film as "blasphemous" because it spreads "lies" about Jesus Christ.

One Roman Catholic activist has gone on what he says is a "hunger strike until death" unless the film is banned.

'Violent protests'

"The Holy Koran recognises Jesus as a prophet. What the book says is an insult to both Christians and Muslims," Maulana Mansoor Ali Khan, general secretary of the All-India Sunni Jamiyat-ul-Ulema, told the Reuters news agency.


The Da Vinci Code has generated controversy around the world

"Muslims in India will help their Christian brothers protest this attack on our common religious belief," he said.

His stance was supported by Syed Noori, president of Mumbai-based Raza Academy, a Muslim cultural organisation that organises protests on issues concerning Islam.

"If the government doesn't do anything, we will try our own ways of stopping the film from being shown," he said. "We are prepared for violent protests in India if needed."

A Roman Catholic activist, Joseph Dias, began a hunger strike on Tuesday which he said would be continued until the film is banned.

Earlier this month hundreds of Catholic demonstrators gathered outside a convent school in Mumbai in protest over the film's release.



I will continue my fast until they ban the film
Joseph Dias, general secretary of the Catholic Secular Forum

Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown explores the premise that Jesus married Mary Magdalene and produced children, whose descendants are alive today.


The Catholic Secular Forum has described the film as "offensive" because hits "certain basic foundations of the religion".


India's Central Board of Film Certification said Tuesday it would give the movie an adult rating if the film-makers agreed to a disclaimer at the start of the movie saying it was a work of fiction.

"There is a visual of self-flagellation and limited amount of nudity in (one) particular scene," board member Vinayak Azad told the AFP news agency. "It has got adult content."

One of the three Catholic representatives of the five-member board, the Rev Myron Pereira, said that it was cleared because the contention that Christ married was "fictional".

"But it does not portray anything in an obscene fashion," he said. "People can protest about anything since we live in a democracy."

It is estimated that there are about 18m Roman Catholics in India, with 500,000 living in Mumbai. The Christian community comprises about 2% of India's population of over one billion.

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The odd thing about Islam is that they regard Jesus as a great prophet without sin, who was born of a virgin mother, and yet Muhammed himself was born normally and he sinned. So... I dunno, thought that was an interesting comparison.
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That's an awesome fact Briney...have you thought about being an apolegetist?  Oh that's right...!

Also you can say, "Muslims believe what Jesus said is what we believe he said so when Jesus said 'I am the Way, the Truth, and the Light.  No one can come to the Father except through Me.'  That means he's THE ONLY WAY."  I just don't understand how Muslims could not make that last leap.  But still there are so many witnessing tools you can implement when talking with Muslims...it's awesome.

Also speaking of crazy religious people who don't represent the faith he claims to portray and should really shut the H. E. Double Hock sticks. up:

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VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- The Rev. Pat Robertson says God has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network has told viewers of "The 700 Club" that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.

He added specifics in Wednesday's show.

"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest," he said.

Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that U.S. agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.


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he says these things hours or a few days after a national news report about the potential of 3 major hurricanes hitting the US this summer.



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the truth is so obscured by everything that it will never be truth.


whats really going on will never be known.
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Meh.  Moral relativism is for hippies.

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WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN NOT TO POST ANYTHING ON MYSPACE!!!

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HENRY COUNTY, Ga. -- A Henry County high school student is facing criminal charges after posting comments about his teacher on the Web site, MySpace.com, reported WSB-TV in Atlanta.

The teacher has filed defamation of character charges against the student, Alex Davis, 15.

Eagle’s Landing High School science teacher Robert Muzzillo pursued the charges against Davis after noticing a profile with his name attached on MySpace.com.

The profile talked about Muzzillo liking Michael Jackson and having a "gay old time," like the Fred Flintstone song.

Davis said he only wrote that Muzzillo lost an eye wrestling with alligators and midgets. The teen said it was just a prank and meant as a joke.

When the school found out that Davis was involved, he received three days in-school suspension. Then he learned the teacher had filed charges against him.

"I have finals coming up and I have to study and instead I have to go to court," Davis said.

Davis' father said the charges are a waste of the court's time.

"This has all gotten kinda bizarre," Andy Davis said.

The Davis' have hired attorney Lee Sexton to handle the case.

"It's just silly stuff about a teacher they were just joking about. It's gotten way out of hand," Sexton said.

Davis said he apologized and said he was only having fun and never threatened anyone.

"You can say whatever you want but it can get you in trouble," he said.

Davis is scheduled to head to court next Tuesday. His attorney said the criminal defamation of character charge is unconstitutional.


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Somebody needs to give that teacher an atomic wedgie.

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Star Wars - Death Star Aftermath

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17327

It's only a minute long or so, but definitely worth a watch!

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Pat, are you selling stuff on eBay again?

http://cgi.ebay.com/TELESCOPE-L-K_W0QQitemZ7621349063QQcategoryZ74930QQrdZ1QQcmd...

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$6,000!  That's a waste of money.  I'd say get a wide diamter one and don't get the computer attached...you get more enjoyment in finding the constalations yourself than pushing a button.  Remember the wider the diamer...the more light it takes it...the more light it takes in...the better and bigger the image.

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I'm pretty sure Patrick is selling it. I'd know that alien protection armor anywhere!
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No no We all know that tin foil hats actually increase brainwave detections!  No one in their "right mind" would wear these useless things.  In fact I believe the govt put this disinfo out there so they can read our brainwaves better!  Purple monkey dishwasher!

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Did I blow your mind or did your mind blow....me?

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I think youve had enough drugs for today sir.
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Yes........drugs......everyone likes.....drugs - Homer Simpson

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I'll take two.

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3 Calif. Teens Burned in Aerosol Accident

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Three teenagers were burned Saturday, one critically, when an aerosol spray they were inhaling to become intoxicated burst into flame inside their car, authorities said.

Two boys, aged 16 and 15, and a 15-year-old girl were in a parked car "inhaling aerosol spray for the purpose of euphoria" when one of them began smoking, said Brian Humphrey of the Los Angeles Fire Department.

The flame ignited the aerosol, resulting in a "fireball" inside the car, he said.

The girl was taken to Huntington Memorial Hospital where she was listed in critical condition with burns to 27 percent of her body, including her arms, back, and face.

The boys were listed in fair condition, he said.


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My cousin in Chicago actually got this done.  I do worry about her sometimes...

Thought perms were passe? Blink again

Katy Chamberlin, a 35-year-old history student at the City College of San Francisco, has tried everything under the sun to obtain luscious, curly eyelashes. She's used mascara, metal curling irons and even some decidedly unconventional methods.

During high school, she sprayed mousse into the palm of her hand and then used her fingers to dab some of the sticky foam onto her eyelashes. Nothing really worked, she said.

Then she discovered the eyelash perm.

“It’s one of those things that only I notice,” Chamberlin said. “But it makes you feel good.”

The eyelash perm is the latest beauty treatment designed to accentuate the eyes, following eyelash tinting, eyelash extensions or permanent eyeliner.

The roughly 100 to 150 lashes that border each eyelid seem like an improbable target for a hair treatment commonly associated with dozens of tiny curlers and smelly solutions, but salons that offer the procedure insist that it is safe, and they point to legions of satisfied customers.

At the Shizuka Spa in Midtown Manhattan, owner Shizuka Bernstein says she was trained by a “sensei of eyelash perming" in Japan, where the treatment has been popular for the last few years. Bernstein and other estheticians say the procedure originated in France, though none of them can say who invented it.

Bernstein taught her employee Mizaki Yanagawa to apply the treatment, which involves several meticulous steps. First Yanagawa chooses one of four sizes of rubber rods-—the bigger the rod, the looser and less dramatic the curl. Yanagawa glues the rod to the base of the eyelid, applies a small amount of glue to the rod and then carefully manipulates each lash with a toothpick so that the lashes are secured and curled over the rod. Yanagawa also uses a paintbrush, a Q-tip and a flat wooden stick to tame each lash. The client keeps her eyes closed with gauze taped underneath the eye.

Then, Yanagawa dabs perming solution on the lashes and covers the rod and lashes with plastic wrap for about 17 minutes. A neutralizer is applied for another 17 minutes and then a conditioner for a few minutes more. Eye-makeup remover breaks up the glue to help remove the rod. Finally, the eyes are flushed out with distilled water.

The perming process takes about an hour. It generally costs $60 or more and is supposed to last for a month and a half.

Having defined lashes has been a beauty standard since the time of Cleopatra, said Teresa Riordan, the author of the book “Inventing Beauty: A History of the Innovations That Have Made Us Beautiful.”

“But I think in the past century we have seen an arms buildup in terms of what the average woman wields in her eyelash arsenal,” she said. “False eyelashes, waterproof mascaras, lash builders have all changed our ideas of what constitutes a beautiful set of eyes. It's really become much more exaggerated.”

In ancient times, women used to darken their lashes and eyelids using kohl, which could be made from onion water or donkey liver mixed with oil and opium or, worse yet, malachite, copper, iron and lead. According to Riordan’s book, a beauty writer in 1834 suggested using “lampblack,” the residue resulting from holding a saucer over a gas lamp, to color the eyes.

While many women are embracing the eyelash perm, there are safety concerns.

“Why would anyone do this?” asked Thomas Steinemann, an ophthalmologist in Cleveland. “There are enough risks in the world.”

Steinemann said he had seen only one patient who had the treatment, two years ago. The patient complained of irritation and pain, and that was enough to make Steinemann skeptical of the procedure. The patient had several days of discomfort, though she eventually felt better after lubricating her eyes with artificial tear drops.

In 1938, Congress gave the Food and Drug Administration more regulatory powers over such products after an eyelash dye caused cases of blindness and disfigurement. But the FDA is not required to approve cosmetics that are put out on the market. If the product is deemed to be hazardous, then the agency can demand that it be taken off the shelves.

In July 2004 the state board of Barbering and Cosmetology in Colorado banned eyelash perming, basing its decision on a 1989 FDA bulletin that warned against a specific eyelash perming cream.

Violet Leonard, 35, a freelance writer who lives in Oakland, Calif., has had an eyelash perm three times. She says the perm makes her eyes look “flirty,” and she doesn’t feel the need to wear mascara.

She acknowledges that the perm does sting around the eyes, but she says it’s worth not having to wrestle with an eyelash curler every morning.

“Your eyes water, you’re blinking a lot, but because it doesn’t take a lot of time, it’s easy to get over,” Leonard said.

Her last experience, however, wasn’t very successful, she said. Because smaller rods were used, her eyelashes were wound so tight that they turned out too curly—-she could feel her eyelashes touching her eyelid each time she blinked. The perm relaxed a little after about two weeks. But the experience won't keep Leonard from getting another perm before her wedding next year, she said.

Bernstein said it was important to go to a professional for the procedure. She warns of “a lot of bad salons” that can botch a perm.

“Women should be ever alert to risks in the high-stakes game of beauty innovation,” Riordan said. “It's not that innovators intend to cause harm, but in their entrepreneurial exuberance, as history shows, they sometimes cause great injury.”
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Ahh...You'd probably just waste it.

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texfrost wrote on May 23rd, 2006 at 8:34pm:
Can I have the last 5 minutes of my life back?


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.... = how I feel about eyelash perms.



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Wes I think you have some competition now!  This is sick...and I hope the parents get thrown in jail for allowing this to happen.

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If there is a 'face of child obesity', it is six-year-old, 15-stone Dzhambulat Khatokhov. Sheer size has made this boy from a poor Russian family a hero in his home town and an object of fascination in the west. Nick Paton Walsh tracks him down

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Six-year-old Dzhambulat Khatokhov, who stands 4ft 7in (1.4m) tall and weighs 15 stone (95kg)
Six-year-old Dzhambulat Khatokhov, who stands 4ft 7in (1.4m) tall and weighs 15 stone (95kg). Photo: Justin Jin


Just sitting down in Dzhambulat Khatokhov's house sucks you straight into his empty world. "There is not a single piece of furniture that he has not broken," his mother, Nelya, laments as I perch on a stool barely held together by a quiver of nails.

Six-year-old Dzhambulat is 4ft 7in (1.4m) tall but weighs a staggering 15 stone (95kg). Since he was three, he has been touted as the biggest child in the world. But the sparsely furnished flat in which Nelya, 38, lives with the boy-phenomenon known as "Dzhambik" and his superlative-free, skinny brother Mukha, 14, confirms that fame does not always go hand in hand with fortune.

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Dzhambik is so big that there isn't room for much else in his life. He is hostage to the attention that his enormousness brings him. People feed him; people talk about how big he is. He takes great pleasure in throwing his weight down on to his only real piece of furniture, a steel-framed bed, grinning as it groans under his weight. At times, he is a walking test of how people view obesity - is he tragically out of control, Benny Hill-funny, or happily rotund? Does he himself know or even care?

You may recognise him: his photograph and proportions are often used to illustrate the increasingly extreme nature of child obesity in the west. Five per cent of British 12-year-olds are clinically obese, and a third of American kids aged between 9 and 11 are considered overweight, with experts predicting that a fifth will be obese by 2010.

Yet beneath Dzhambik's image there is often little more than a brief caption, setting out his dimensions, his gift for wrestling, and the fact that he lives in Kabardino-Balkaria, an impoverished republic in southern Russia.

The story of how Dzhambik (pronounced Jam-Bic) got so big is not a long one, his mother insists. He was born, ate three or four times a day, and just grew. But the life that his size has given him is not so easily summed up. This is a story of an ordinary six-year-old boy stuck in an abnormal skin and a world of adult fascination.

Dzhambik, a local hero, is easy to find. His mother Nelya, 38, agrees to meet me but, two phone calls into our discussions, begins to ask about the "royalties". Other journalists have unsolicitedly paid $500 to meet her son, she says. I explain that the Guardian does not pay for information, then, sensing this is a deal-breaker, add that I might make an exception and pay 5,000 rubles (£100). From then on, all Nelya really wants to talk about by phone is money, trying to get me to agree to twice as much up front.

When I arrive in Terek, an hour's drive from the regional capital of Nalchik, it is obvious why. The town is plush with grass, but little else. Mukha, Dzhambik and his fame are all that Nelya, a nurse and single mother on £60 a month, has. We collect Dzhambik from his nursery school, and my notebook and the photographer's camera immediately plunge us into his world of disproportionate attention.

"Everyone loves him," says his teacher Zhenia Khadinova as his schoolmates bound around him, performing for the camera. "He's sporty, likes singing and English. The kids don't tease him and he is average in class. We can't all be at the top," she adds.

Nelya tells me about a set of tests that Dzhambik had done in Moscow two years ago, which said that he was healthy. "It said his organs were of proportionate size," she says. "He's only been ill with flu once. He eats three times a day, sometimes four. He was born a normal 6lb 6oz."

We should mention at this point that Dzhambik, who most of the time looks at the floor, is really very fat indeed. His eyelashes are forced upwards by the rolls of fat that are his eyelids. His thigh fat hangs over his knees. His wrists look as if they have been swollen by bee stings. When he walks down the stone staircase inside the school, it thuds.

He is not much of a talker, and we try to escape the crowd in the local park. He sits down on a bench, his brother's friends still milling around. "He's not a local hero, but an international one," says Murat, 14, before confiding that his nickname in school is "Boba," or Gladiator. I ask questions, about school, sport, his size. What I get is a few words of schoolboy English: "My name is Dzhambik." "I like to be big," he eventually adds, with a little help from Nelya.

During our two afternoons together I am run through the gamut of things he "does" for the camera. He sings something Nelya says is a version of the alphabet. He puts his arms in a Popeye pose. He stands on the scales, his arms perfectly straight down each side, as if standing to attention. He hulas a large metal hoop. He puts on a jumbo-sized wrestling vest and fights with his brother, occasionally thumping him with such force that there is a significant pause between Mukha being hit and Mukha laughing, during which Mukha wonders whether someone eight years his junior should be getting away with this.

Yet Dzhambik seems truly happy when we play draughts on a chessboard I have brought him. "I'm going to beat you," he laughs, thumping his palm on the carpet before letting out an enormous belch.

The absence of furniture means we are both lying on the floor. Dzhambik does not so much lie down as bellyflop on to the carpet. His huge stomach means he can't stand up normally by bending his knees. Instead, he must get into the start position for a press-up, and slowly edge his hands and feet closer together until he can balance and bend his back upright. It is as if his limbs are held straight by plastercasts of fat.

Around him are the trappings of his childhood: the photographs with Russian chatshow hosts, the encyclopaedia he reads from, and a certificate from a Russian organisation that registered his apparent world record. Aged three years and two months, he weighed 6st 3lb and was "the biggest child in the world", considered "perfectly healthy with unique strength". The certificate claims affiliation with the Guinness Book of Records, but a Guinness spokesman said they had no record of Dzhambik and were unlikely to have a "biggest child" category. All the same, Dzhambik is way ahead of his two competitors across the border in Georgia, three-year-old Luka Meliksishvili, who weighed 4st (26kg) when he was only 15 months old but is reportedly growing by 4lb or 5lb (2kg) a month, and Georgiy Bibilauri, who was 9st 8lb (62kg) when he was five.

Dzhambik doesn't like losing at draughts, and is more than a handful when unhappy. As Nelya changes him out of his wrestling vest and puts on his Ronaldinho football shirt, he grumpily decides to thump her a couple of times. Nelya tries to laugh it off. She holds up his size 58 shorts and says, simply: "Nightmare." She asks me, concerned: "Do you think a child like this has any future prospects? Might some British TV producers be interested in him?" Dzhambik is clearly tired, and I leave.

We meet up again the next day at the Vostok entertainment arcade. Dzhambik loves the video games hall; the video games hall loves Dzhambik. As her two children drive racing-car simulators imported from Japan, surrounded by goggle-eyed kids, Nelya tells me: "He does not eat that much." Then she adds: "He is happy that size. It is not shameful. He likes showing people how strong he is."

She says such huge people are native to Kabardino-Balkaria, a sleepy collection of spa towns and idyllic greenery in the north Caucasus, a two-hour drive west of Chechnya. The predominantly Muslim republic, one of Russia's poorest, saw a violent uprising in the capital, Nalchik, last October, when police buildings were attacked by hundreds of local men, part of an Islamic underground formed in response to police brutality and corruption. Yet Dzhambik's hometown of Terek seems a million miles away, a place of legend and tradition. Nelya refers to "Sosruka", a Kabardinian legend about a friendly giant born in a village. In a region where wrestling is a popular sport, Dzhambik's size is easily cast as an athletic advantage.

Nelya says that Dzhambik and Mukha, who are the same height but 9st 4lb and eight years apart, have different fathers. Mukha's dad, also father to her 18-year-old son Rezuan, who is currently serving as a conscript on Russia's border with China, is not around any more. Dzhambik's father, Mikhail, 40, a taxi driver, lived with Nelya for five years, but left shortly after Dzhambik's birth. He visits perhaps twice a month, she explains. "His ancestors were very big," she says. "Mikhail was born in a triplet and we say that the size of his two siblings and ancestors went into Dzhambik."

She says that when he was a month old, Dzhambik began to grow at twice the usual pace. "After one year he weighed 2st 7lb and began to walk without any problems, and talk, too. He always liked lifting things and sport."

She says the record organisation contacted them during their first trip to Moscow in 2003, after which Dzhambik's weight hit the front page of Russia's biggest selling paper, Komsomolskaya Pravda. They travelled to Ukraine, Georgia, Tokyo, Moscow, France, Germany and the Czech Republic as Dzhambik's fame spread.

She looks lovingly at both her kids. "One day they will both be Olympic champions and look after me," she says. "We're moving to Nalchik so Dzhambik can have a professional trainer and learn to swim. The doctors say he is a truly unique child. His psychology is already that of an adult. He sorts out situations like an adult does."

Dzhambik has run out of game tokens and comes over to me. After irritably throwing some toys onto the table where we are sitting, he says: "Nick, play cars with me!"

Soon, cars turn into ice cream. I buy the boys an ice cream each. As we sit outside the video games hall, Dzhambik demolishes and grabs Mukha's. Neither Mukha or Nelya notice. A passerby asks if she can have her photo taken with Dzhambik.

As the boys get restless, we move to a nearby fairground, where Dzhambik soon becomes the main attraction. The fairground owner grants us a free pass to all rides, an act of generosity soon explained by the crowd that follows Dzhambik around, wanting to have their pictures taken with him. Nelya sighs: "See how everyone comes up to him. He is exhausted by that." Each time the shutter closes, his face softens to offer a perfect smile, a pose clearly practised over years. We sit in the cafe for a few minutes before another crowd gathers for a photo opportunity. Some of our neighbours are angry at having their space invaded.

Dzhambik loves the dodgems and raises his middle finger at me when he crashes into me during one race. After his fourth free go, we move back into town for a proper meal.

The waitresses at the cafe want their picture taken with him, too. The man at the next table asks if he can buy him an ice cream. "See how people act with us," says Nelya. "That is how it is for us." I ask if Dzhambik, now on his fourth ice cream in as many hours, could perhaps eat less. "He does not always eat this much," she replies, a little embarrassed. He finishes his ice cream and grabs a piece of bread. "Stop," says Nelya, and he puts the bread down.

It must be a complicated relationship, Dzambik and food. It has brought him his fame, and if he stops eating so much, then he will spend the rest of his life as the man who used to be the fattest kid in the world. Nelya doesn't talk much about how his life will be if he keeps these proportions when he is older, but seems sure his health is fine.

Back at home in Terek, she shows me the two medical analyses done by Moscow doctors. Dr Sergei Podulov, who examined him once in 2003 and once in 2004, said: "Dzhambik is absolutely healthy. He has no illnesses." He said Dzhambik's grandfather was also a "Bogatyr", a Russian word for a sort of gentle giant. Both the medical analyses end with the recommendation that he should wrestle and do sumo for exercise.

Today, Nelya lacks the means to investigate Dzhambik's situation further in the costly and sometimes unscrupulous world of Russian healthcare. "Why test him all the time if he is healthy?" she says. "It's expensive to fly to Moscow and the blood tests are traumatic for him."

At home again, the kids are captivated by a new musical system the magnanimous Guardian has bought them (£40). I ask Dzhambik to list his favourite things. "The music system," he says. "Your watch (£20, now on his wrist). And money." He buries his face in Nelya's arm and giggles. When I later give Nelya 8,000 rubles (£160), she looks at me and asks: "I don't want this if it comes out of your pocket, understand? Only if it is the Guardian's." She asks me to hand it to her discreetly. "I don't want the children to know where it comes from," she says.

As I turn to leave and they return to being a normal family again, the emptiness of the flat looms. Nelya, her face reddened by the spring sun and wrinkled by the exhaustion of being Dzhambik's main connection to the outside world, follows me down the stairs outside. She says, pleadingly: "Please do not write anything bad about us."
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LOWER BURRELL, Pa. -- A Lower Burrell school student is facing a three-day suspension for sharing gum with a classmate.

Jolt chewing gum has caffeine and ginseng.

The Lower Burrell school superintendent said consuming and passing out the gum violates the school's drug awareness policy. That's because caffeine is considered a stimulant.

Parents told Channel 11 they did not understand the suspension.

Resident Elizabeth Grombacher said, "I think it's stupid. Everything's getting too politically correct it's so wrong."

"It's probably just like Mountain Dew or something like that. If it's got a lot of caffeine in it and they probably sell the pop at school,” parent Nita Serene said.

Jolt chewing gum is sold over the counter at drug stores and vitamin distributors


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I doubt the NWO would have anything to do with it.  They want to enslave the masses, not alienate them.

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My joke was that I'd have nothing to live for, so I'd go down swinging...that way I could go to Heaven...where the streets run with the best Mountain Dew throughout the land!

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Jolt Cola.  Dew is for wusses.

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Jolt tasted like what I'd imagine dirty rotten nutsack to taste like.

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What do you call 1,001 dead babies?

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Food?
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http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3955&date=20060531

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Three people were taken in for questioning after police raids in Sweden on Wednesday. The trio, ages 22, 24 and 28, are suspected of violating property rights legislation, police spokesman Ulf Gφranzon said.

Servers connected to the site have been impounded and the site was down on Wednesday afternoon, although the operators of The Pirate Bay have set up a temporary website to provide updates on the situation.


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Uh oh, I just downloaded stuff from there a couple days back.  Oops.

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That's nothing...check this out:

My conspiracy torrent site is being investigated...by the RCMP - The Royal Canadian Mounty Police!  It's due to possible hate speech and Canada, as we know, has the strictest hate laws (ie The Bible is hate speech), and this site sometimes posts things by people who blame everything on those "evil Zionists".  I thought it was hilarious that the RCMP do more than just chase moose!

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Meese?

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/internet/05/25/the.web.toll/index.html

Man does anyone else feel as if we are forced to sit at the back of the bus here?  I'm sorry to say this...but I want the govt to run the internet rather than these people!

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A hamster escaped virtually unscathed after passing through an industrial shredder.

The creature is thought to have found its way into a skip of rubbish that arrived at a recycling plant in Flintshire, north Wales.

He passed along a conveyor belt and then through a giant shredder, which can tear a cooker or washing machine to pieces in seconds.

He then survived a rotating drum and vibrating grids before he was discovered in a sorting area by astonished staff, who named him Mike.

The ordeal, which probably lasted around four minutes, left the rodent with nothing more than a sore foot.

He was enjoying a new life today with 10-year-old Liam Bull, whose father Craig works in the Recyclo plant in Sandycroft.

Liam said: "I can't believe he's still alive after what happened, but he's doing fine now."

The plant's general manager, Tony Williams, said: "We deal with 300 to 400 tons of dry waste a day from all over Cheshire, Flintshire and Wrexham.

"Some of the material is shredded and then goes through a series of conveyor belts and grids that enable smaller pieces of waste to fall through.

"It seems that the hamster was small enough to pass through the blades of the shredder, but big enough to pass along the trammel without falling through an aperture.

"We don't get very much animal activity here, but we're delighted Mike survived and is now being cared for."

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"US government behind Pirate Bay raid"


The American film and music industry rejoiced over the raid by the Swedish police on The Pirate Bay. But reports that the US government was behind the action against the Sweden-based file sharing site have now resulted in the Swedish government being reported to the country's Constitutional Committee.

The widescale raid carried out at hosting companies in Stockholm, Vδstmanland and Vδstra Gφtaland targeted one of the world's largest sites for sharing music, games and computer programmes.

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I'm posting in this thread because I consider myself a fairly random person and because I feel pretty stupid right now.

My last civics class was over 12 years ago.  Poke all of the age jokes you want, but please consider humoring me when I ask:


How does a bill become a law?



There are a few bills I have recently become interested in, and I have no idea about their current status in the process.

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Perverting the Word of God, one sin at a time.

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"I don't believe so. I believe that God creates us with different gifts. Each one of us comes into this world with a different collection of things that challenge us and things that give us joy and allow us to bless the world around us," she said.

"Some people come into this world with affections ordered toward other people of the same gender and some people come into this world with affections directed at people of the other gender."


So I guess if I come into this world as a rapist that just means I love women a whole lot.  If I have the sin of the child molester that means I'm just "doin it" for the kids!  We all come into this world as sinners, we need to tell people the truth.  The sin of lying, stealing, murder, and homosexuality are all the same amount in siness.  These are things to strive to beat not give in to.  Because if we give in, we have lost the fight to better ourself.  "Be perfect, even as you Father in Heaven is perfect."

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I know you bible thumping bastards will say a "sin is a sin".  But I hardly think comparing a homosexual (A person who, even by bible standards, is only harming themselves) to a child molester (Someone who is harming innocent children) is hardly a fair sentiment Patrick.

While I'm no ardent supporter of homosexuality.  I wouldn't even go so far as to group them along with Murderers, Rapists and Child  Molesters.
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But that is exactly my problem with this article, Fatman.  I don't care what you think is worse, no offense, it only matters what God says.  The Bible clearly says that "sin is sin".  I asked my brother the other day, "What's better?  Premarital sex or gay sex?"  The answer?  Well let's see what God say:

1Co 6:9  "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,"

This passage of Scripture proclaims that neither is "better than the other".  It's like saying how would you rather die right now?  Being shot in the head or stabbed?"  The answer...I DON'T WANT TO DIE.  It's called a false dilemma (Did you stop beating your wife yet?  OR Do your parents no that you're gay?)

Let's look at the definition of sin.

Easton's Bible Dictonary says " Is “any want of conformity unto or transgression of the law of God” (1Jo_3:4; Rom_4:15), in the inward state and habit of the soul, as well as in the outward conduct of the life, whether by omission or commission (Rom_6:12-17; 7:5-24). It is “not a mere violation of the law of our constitution, nor of the system of things, but an offense against a personal lawgiver and moral governor who vindicates his law with penalties."

So it is an action, thought, or omission of doing, thinking, or saying which goes against God and His Law.  Therefore under the Law, and under God, homosexuality IS the same as child molesting.  Now in our courts, in our beliefs as a society, and in this life I have no doubt we should punish/help child molesters more than anyone.  However the day will come when we all die, 10 out of 10 people do, and:

Rom 14:10  But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at naught thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.
Rom 14:11  For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
Rom 14:12  So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God.
Rom 14:13  Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way.

So those of us who have stolen, murdered, killed, engaged in fornication, blasphamey, etc. have gone against God and His perfect Law.  Under that Law we all deserve to be punished.  However that's not the end of the story.

That's why God sent Jesus down from Heaven to live the perfect life and take away our sins.  He rose from the grave and conquered death.  All that is need to live in orcordance with God and His Law is to believe in Jesus Christ.

And I am thankful that my loving God is also a just God.  I am also thankful that my just God is also a graceful God.

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So in your way of thinking.

A person who does not "Honor thy mother and father" deserves the same punishment as someone who murder 300 children?
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I would say that while here on earth we can punish people according to the rules and laws we've help to set up.  Here, our laws act more as a deterence then punishment.  Although with our current administration that's getting turned around.  We set up laws so people will know what they can and can't do.  If they do something they can't they get punished and we see what happens to them.  We don't speed 140 MPH on the highway because we know what will happen if we get caught.  So to answer your question I think the person who dishonors their mother and/or father should get a lesser punishment than the murderer.

However in the next life we will be there longer than we are in this one.  You're going to be dead a lot longer than you're going to be alive.  So then we are subject to God's final ruling on our lives.  Since sin is disobeying God, God would say to every one of us, "Depart from Me, ye accursed into everlasting fire.  Prepared for the devil and his angels."  However, if we've accepted Christ as our Savior.  God would ask if there was anyone here that would take our place.  Christ would stand and say, "I did, on the cross at Calvery.  And ____(believer's name goes here) asked me into his life while still on earth."  God would say, "Well done, thou good and faithful servent.  Enter thou into the Joy of the Lord!"

It's great when our God can save the dishonorer and the murderer.  There is still punishment which we can give out and God can give out in this life.  But in the next life it only matters whether or not we rejected/accepted Christ as our Savior.

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It doesn't really matter in the end.  In God's eyes, there is only one thing getting you into heaven, and the "amount" or "severity" of your sin isn't it.  God doesn't have some kind of huge scale that you step on to determine whether or not you've made the cut.

Homosexual or heterosexual, rapist or women's rights activist, if you don't accept Jesus as the Son of God and ask Him to save you from your sinful condition, you're going to Hell.  If you do accept Him, you're going to Heaven.

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Ahh, you bring up a good point of conversation Patsy.  One of my biggest problems with christianity.

I find it hard to swallow that I could go out and murder a few children, rape some women, steal a car, and stab the pope, and then right before I'm put to death for my horrible crimes on humanity, ask Jesus to forgive me (And mean it, I'd be scared of death) and walla...I'm in heaven.

It's one of the many aspects that has kept me from ever calling myself a christian.

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Well then tell me Fatman...when should God allow anyone to accept His free gift?  If you wait to get your life perfect...you're going to be waiting a long time.  You have to remember...that a theif was the first person to heaven after Jesus.  I think the two theives on the cross show the true nature of God and His love and grace for us.  Two theives hang next to Jesus, they are both guilty.  One is still puffed up with anger and pride, the other is spiritually broken and sincere in his belief.  Jesus say, "Today you will be with me in paradise".  I think the greatest thing that could happen to a murder, rapist, ect. would be to become a Christian.  Becoming a Christon isn't like putting on a new shirt...it feels good for a while but later you forget you have it on.  Being a Christian changes you from the inside out.  I know of countless stories where murders have become Christians and have repented.  Lee Stroble tells of one in his book, "Case For Christ".  All of these men can't be faking it, esp. those on death row.  Becoming a Christian means God has shown you that you are a sinner, He breaks us down so that we are prideless at our conversion.  We embrace Christ as our Savior because we have no one else to turn to.  We recognize our need to be saved, a drowning man will reach for a lifesaver.  I don't see your problem with these people becoming Christians.  Should God not accept these people?  Does that mean He shouldn't accept you?  Or are your "enterence exams" written so it's ok that you pass.  God doesn't say you have to be perfect to accept Him, just that you are broken so that you realize you need Him.

Mat 9:10  And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples.
Mat 9:11  And when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners?
Mat 9:12  But when Jesus heard that, he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
Mat 9:13  But go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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The first thing to remember is that nobody "deserves" Heaven.  Not the holier-than-thou religious elite, and not the serial murderers.  We all stand equally undeserving before God.

If you look at Jesus' ministry, you'll see that he didn't spend much time hanging out with the religious intelligentsia (Pharisees, mostly).  He spent the majority of his time hanging out with thieves, whores, and other generally undesirable people.

One time, the Pharisees called him on it.  They said, "Hey, if you're the Son of God, why is it that you're eating dinner with these lowlifes?"  Jesus then related three parables, the most powerful of which is the parable of the prodigal son.

In that story, a rich landowner has two sons.  The younger "quits the family" by claiming his inheritance early and leaving for a foreign country.  He squanders everything he owns until he is penniless, cleaning up after pigs just to make enough money to eat.

He realizes he has seriously screwed up, and his father's servants have it ten times better than he does.  He decides to return home so he can beg his father for a job as a lowly servant.  Upon returning home, his father sees him, runs to him, and embraces him with open arms.  He won't even hear his son's request to be made a servant, but instead returns him to his original position as an heir to the family and slays a prime cow to celebrate with.

Now, here's the important part.  The older son has been working hard in the field all day.  When he returns home, he sees the commotion and realizes his brother has returned.  He complains to the father, basically saying what you're saying.  "I've worked hard all my life and you won't even give me a goat to celebrate with my friends.  However, when your other son returns after partying away his entire inheritance, you give him the best animal in the entire stockyard for his celebration."

The father pointed out this: "You shouldn't be upset.  Your brother had gone away, but has returned again.  What was lost is now found."

You and I have the position of the Pharisees and the older brother.  We sometimes think we're "more deserving" because we haven't killed anyone, haven't raped anyone, haven't molested anyone, etc.  If you're honest with yourself, though, I'm quite certain you'll find some areas in your life that you aren't too proud of.  A speaker once said, "If my innermost thoughts were open for examination, they would shame Hell."

The admission requirements for Heaven are steep.  Quite simply, they are perfection.  I'm not perfect, and I'm willing to step out on a limb and assume you're not perfect either, which is why Jesus comes into the equation.

Are you familiar with the "Roman Road"?  It's a short set of scriptures found in the book of Romans that addresses your standpoint perfectly.  Romans 1:19-20, 23, and 10 address the question of our standing before God prior to salvation.  I'll paraphrase for ease of reading...

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"At the very least, we know the law says that everyone is guilty.  Every mouth will be stopped, and all the world is guilty before God.  Therfore, because of the law, nobody will be justified in his sight, because the law gives knowledge of sin."

"For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God."

"It is written, there are none righteous, no, not a single one.


Again, nobody deserves Heaven.  Not you, not me, and not the lowliest lowlife scum in the prison of your choice.  Why?  Take another step on the Roman Road in Romans 5:12 and you'll see the answer.

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"Sin entered into the world through one man (Adam), and death entered through sin.  Thus, death spread to all men, because all sinned."


Adam screwed it up.  I could get into a great deal of theology here and discuss Adam's role as our seminal and federal father and exactly how that obligates us to carrying his burden, but suffice it to say that Adam screwed up and we're still paying for it.

You see, that is what is keeping us out of heaven, and that is why Jesus had to die on the cross for us. 

Here's another question for you to think about.  Which sins did Jesus die for?  Did he only die for the occassional lie, the binge drinking session, the pre-marital sex, etc?  Did he not die for rape?  Did he not die for child molestation?  Did he not take the sin of murder upon his shoulders at Calvary?  I contend that he did.  He took upon himself every single sin that had ever occurred, was occurring, or ever would occur.  Including rape.  Including murder.  Including child molestation.

We are no better than the Pharisees when point out a specific sin and say, "They're too lost for God to save them."  Moreover, we're limiting God's power and Jesus's saving grace when we say He can't do something.  Don't limit God!

One last thought.  A saved person is completely incapable of escaping their salvation.  There is nothing you can do to renounce or lose your salvation.  The Bible is very clear about that.  One thing to remember is that "your" salvation isn't really yours at all.  God saves you, and "your" salvation belongs to Him.  Here's what Jesus had to say about the matter, paraphrased for clarity...

John 10:29 - God gave the saved people to me, and He is greater than anyone else.  No man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.

Nobody.  Not even you can remove yourself from God's grace.  It's a permanent, irrevocable decision and God isn't going to let you out of your obligation once you've made your commitment.  Not even if you kill someone.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/pcworld/20060623/tc_pcworld/126222

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Reply #518 - Jun 24th, 2006 at 2:26am
 
I understand what the bible says bob.  And I understand it's lessons and meanings when it tries to explain God's stance on how you get into heaven.

I'm saying I disagree with it.

I'm sorry I have a hard time believing in a god that would except a child molester into Heaven simply because they repent.  While a man who sleeps with another mans wife and doesn't regret it goes to hell because he refuses to be sorry over it.  Molesting a child is an unforgiveable act in my eyes.  I fail to see how a true God could forgive such a crime.

You say no man is perfect and therefore cannot get into Heaven without admitting as much to Jesus.  I say a man who is evil deserves to go to hell.  No matter how sorry he is about it.  It's too easy a way out, and I can't wrap my morales around it.

Simple truth, and you probably won't change my mind.
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Reply #519 - Jun 24th, 2006 at 10:39am
 
Well Wes...I'm just glad you're not God.  Now what if we find out that being a child molester is something mental that we can treat?  Would that change your views on it?  But remember if you say yes, then you have to let child molesters into Heaven if they repent, and then you've just changed your mind which God cannot do.

It's kinda funny though.  Most people have a hard time "believing in a loving God that would allow such evil into the world".  Where you don't believe (or have a hard time believing but still believe?) because God is TOO loving.

I think the problem you're having is that you're viewing sin as being placed on the "scales of justice".  To you child molester > adulterer in badness.  God views it at child molester = adulterer.  As Christians we are told not to be legalistic, the Pharasies and Sadgasties(sp?) had that covered and Jesus rebuked them probably more than anyone.

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You say no man is perfect and therefore cannot get into Heaven without admitting as much to Jesus.  I say a man who is evil deserves to go to hell.


I completely agree with you.  Now let's look at the Judge's (eg God's) definition of what evil is.  Evil - opposite of good, therefore opposite of God.  Evil is anyone who disobeys God: see sin.

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No matter how sorry he is about it.  It's too easy a way out, and I can't wrap my morales around it.


Wouldn't this show the amazing grace of God though?  If a murder/rapist/child molester/etc would come to Him a broken man and say, "I know I'm a sinner and I know you demand perfection, Almight God.  I believe in your Son, Jesus Christ, who came down from Heaven and died for my sins.  Come into my life.  Forgive me of my sins.  Help me to walk in righteousness from here on out.  Amen".  Maybe you don't believe people would mean it in their hearts?  The belief just in knowledge is not what God wants in repentence.  You can't just say "Yeah I believe Jesus was God and He existed and rose again."  You hav to actually take Him into your life.  You are changed when you accept God's free gift.  You are told afterwards to "Go and sin no more".  Now we still fall but we don't chase sin like we use to.  So maybe you think a child molester will keep doing it.  If he/she is really a true Christian that person will do better.  Not to say that person will have an easy time since there are many difference causes for being a child molester.  But the point is that that person doesn't have to fight for righteousness alone.  God is not only by our side, but He's in us and in our life.  The Father gives, the Son saves, the Spirit helps and all three are the might triune God.  Change occurs in lives of the redeemed.

We might not change you mind, Wes.  But as Christians we must obey God.  God tells us to never give up and never stop telling people about Christ.  You might choose not to accept it, but someday we will all stand before God.  And I don't want God saying, "Why did you quit on him/her, Patrick?"  And I could say nothing other than I thought God wasn't strong enough to change someone's life.  We might not convince you here but God tells us that we should not expect an "instant conversion".  We pray, we trust God and His soverign plan, and keep on talkin in love.

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That pretty much sums up my problem with the bible.  I don't agree with God.  And I guess the reason I have a hard time believing is because I can't view God as perfect when I disagree with one of his base beliefs.
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i quit trying to judge people along time ago.



understanding other people is simply impossible (and yes, both men and women are confusing).




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Reply #522 - Jun 26th, 2006 at 2:23am
 
I know yall have prolly read the Jack Handey quotes from SNL but hey, they are gold, heres some more.

http://quotes.prolix.nu/Humor/Jack_Handey

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

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If I ever went to war, instead of throwing a grenade, I'd throw one of those small pumpkins. Then maybe my enemy would pick up the pumpkin and think about the futility of war. And that would give me the time I need to hit him with a real grenade.

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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?

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I have a theory that one day, MySpace will own everyone's soul.



and we all thought the anti-christ would come in the form of a human.





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That's hardcore.

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http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/business/stories.nsf/story/990F0C138A043E938625...

Today's wacky PETA story brought to you by...St. Louis!  I just think these hippies are hungry for more than algee...oh wait those are "alive" too!

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Reply #527 - Jun 28th, 2006 at 11:01pm
 
I'll see your wacky PETA crew and raise them a bunch of a clowns attacking a nuclear missile silo.

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Clowns Sabotage Nuke Missile

On Tuesday morning, a retired Catholic priest and two veterans put on clown suits, busted into a nuclear missile launch facility, and began beating the silo cover with hammers, in an attempt to take the Minuteman III missile off-line. Seriously.

The trio -- members of the Luck, Wisconsin group Nukewatch -- said the break-in was part of "a call for national repentance" for the Hiroshima and Nagasaki A-bombings in 1945.

The activists used bolt-cutters to get into the E-9 Minuteman III facility, located just northwest of the White Shield, North Dakota. "Using a sledgehammer and household hammers, they disabled the lock on the personnel entry hatch that provides access to the warhead and they hammered on the silo lid that covers the 300 kiloton nuclear warhead," the group said in a statement. "The activists painted 'It's a sin to build a nuclear weapon' on the face of the 110-ton hardened silo cover and the peace activists poured their blood on the missile lid."

This was all done while wearing face paint, dunce caps, misfitting overalls, and bright yellow wigs.

We dress as clowns to show that humor and laughter are key elements in the struggle to transform the structures of destruction and death. Saint Paul said that we are “fools for God's sake,” and we say that we are “fools for God and humanity.” Clowns as court jesters were sometimes the only ones able to survive after speaking truth to authorities in power.

Guards responded within minutes. And when they arrived, the protesters "ate a lot of gravel," I'm told.

"The individuals were taken from the area and brought to the McLean County Jail," the AP notes. "The three are being charged with criminal trespass and criminal mischief, both Class A misdemeanors, and bond was set at $500 each.... The FBI is involved in the case and federal charges are pending."
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uk.news.yahoo.com/29062006/80-132/operation-remove-light-bulb-inmate-s-anus.html

Operation to remove light bulb from inmate's anus

Thursday June 29, 10:02 AM

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.



Let's see how many interesting quotes we can get out of this one...

  • So much for the light at the end of the tunnel.
  • I said Bud Light!
  • I guess he had an idea at the wrong end.
  • Too bad they don't have an electric chair, it'd make for one heck of a show!
  • Enlightening.
  • At least the doctor has seen the light...
  • Was this an attempt to lighten a load?


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How many inmates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

- 2 one to stick it up his butt the other to turn the inmate


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http://www.kten.com/Global/story.asp?S=5090694

And cops wonder why they have bad reputations.  This is what happens when you have people with power who use it for their own benefits and not for the benefits of the people they represent and/or protect and serve

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Busted!  He should know better than to get his mack on while on duty.

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/30/people.hasselhoff.ap/index.html


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The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.


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Am I the only one that thinks that story doesn't make a bit of sense?  How do you bust a chandelier while shaving?

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Picard vs. Palpatine, what what!

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=623

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BERLIN (Reuters) - Police in Berlin said on Wednesday they had arrested two men on suspicion of placing cement-filled soccer balls around the city and inviting people to kick them. At least two people injured themselves by kicking the balls, which were chained to lampposts and trees alongside the spray-painted message: "Can you kick it?"

Police said they had identified a 26-year-old and a 29-year-old and had found a workshop in their apartment where they made the balls. The two are accused of causing serious physical injury, dangerous obstruction of traffic and causing injury through negligence, police said.

Berlin hosts the World Cup final Sunday.

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If you've got 45 minutes to blow, check out this awesome documentary on Israel's 1981 air raid on Iraq's first and only nuclear reactor.  It also discusses the tactics Mossad (think Israeli CIA) used to kill off the French physicists that worked on the reactor.  Many of the "coincidences" reminded me of just how much God watches out for Israel.  Good stuff!

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God may be on their side, but their leaders dont seem to be on his...
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True.dat.

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A former middle school band teacher admitted she had sexual contact with six male students and entered a guilty plea one day before her trial was scheduled to start. Laura L. Findlay, 32, pleaded guilty Thursday in Saginaw County Circuit Court to 22 counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct with a person younger than 16.

Under an agreement with prosecutors, she faces at least seven years in prison at sentencing Aug. 17, though the judge could sentence her to up to life in prison. Defense lawyer James F. Piazza said his client might withdraw her plea if the sentence exceeds seven years.

Prosecutors say Findlay had sexual contact with male students from Ricker Middle School in Buena Vista Township over five months in 2004- She had taught at the school for seven years.

Assistant prosecutor James T. Borchard said the students and their parents agreed with the plea deal.


Now I'm the first person to make fun and critizie the Catholic "church" and I'm not saying that these supposed "holy men" are less wrong in fact they're probably worse...but I see the media jump all over the abuse there where here they get nothing.  I remember in Mrs. Braks class (God rest her soul) an entire Newsweek issue devoted competely to the abuse in the Catholic "church", I've seen CNN, FOX, MSNBC, and a slew of other comedy and drama TV shows deal with it.  However, what makes what these teachers do any different?  Have you been reading more of these stories lately?  I have...it seems like every week we pick a new state and a new age group to watch adults use their power over children.  Does it make any difference that most of the time it's heterosexual?  It shouldn't.  Does it matter that most of what happens appears to be concensual?  It shouldn't.

My friends where is the outcry?  We make fun of Catholics and Michael Jackson yet we almost see this a "fantasy come true".  Where is our outrage at the people who use their power and position to take advantage of our youth?  We saw it in our schools with Pam and Mr. Berg (I have proof of that), the girls soccer team and their coach, not to mention Veeg and Perkins staring at every girls chest they could get at.  Yet we had people like Mrs. Brezden who led marches against the people wanting teacher testing and more control on the hiring practices of teachers.  I have newspaper articles where there were background checks and finger prints taken of a bunch of teachers and found out most of them were convicted criminals.  Guess what?  The school hired them first and when the parents heard about the background checks they wanted them fired.  Under New Jeersey, I think it was in NJ...I can look it up if you want me to, they couldn't be fired after hiring!

Have the public schools become the way of the television?  Do we not care about our children anymore so we send them off to a place where we don't care where they go as long as they are out of our hair and we don't have to deal with them?  If you, as a parent let's say, found out that a stranger was having sex with your under age child...would you be mad?  Or would you just shrug it off?  I hope you would be mad!  Now what's the difference when it's not a stranger but a known, trusted teacher?  In fact there should be more outrage because of it!  If it were a stranger we'd lock him/her up and force them to submit to signing up for the sex offenders list.  However here, most of the time it's just a slap on the wrist and that's about it.  You don't hear the cry from the public?  This is what happens when you get a group of people who fight for the rights of NAMBLA also fighting for our tax payed teachers.

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Comparing the act of a single teacher with the countless acts of a slew of priests is retarded.  Besides, it's not as if the Saginaw school district tried to cover up their employee's acts.

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I know they're different.  Yet it's still people in power taking advantage of kids.

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Yeah Pat, I agree, its just like the homosexual thing.. at first everyone jokes about it, and then it gradually becomes OK.  I think ever since sex became just a "fun thing to do", it opened the door for more and more perverse things.
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My point is simply that the analogy is flawed.  Comparing an epidemic that was actively covered up to a single teacher's actions that were actively prosecuted is baseless.

If there was a murder in some little podunk town, you wouldn't start comparing that town to Chicago, would you?  Of course not.

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I would if the podunk town murder was the mayor and the Chicago mayor also murdered someone too.  And with Daley...we know his mob connections.

I know the analogy is flawed.  I even said it was.  This isn't a single teacher this is many many teachers in the news going out and having relations with their students.

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That may be true, but are their schools covering for them?  Are they being reassigned to different districts to minimize the harm done to the school system as a whole?

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NEW YORK - A three-story building housing a doctor's office just off Madison Avenue collapsed and burned Monday after what witnesses said was a thunderous explosion that rocked the neighborhood.
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The cause was not immediately known, though White House press secretary Tony Snow said there was no indication of terrorism.

At least two people were under evaluation at a hospital after the collapse. It wasn't immediately clear if anyone was still trapped inside the building, on 62nd street between Madison and Park Avenues on Manhattan's East Side.

Heavy black smoke rose high above the building, wedged between taller structures on 62nd Street between Park and Madison Avenues just a few blocks from Central Park. Damage, including shattered windows, could be seen at one of the adjoining buildings.

Yaakov Kermaier, 36, a resident in a building next door, said he was outside when he heard "a deafening boom. I saw the whole building explode in front of me."

"Everybody started running, nobody knew what was coming next," he said. His nanny and newborn escaped from their next-door apartment unharmed.

Thad Milonas, 57, was operating a coffee cart across from the building when he said the ground shook and the building came down, said he helped two bleeding women from the scene.

Streets around the area were closed off to traffic as ambulances and rescue units raced to the area just before 9 a.m.

TV host Larry King, who had been in a hotel room nearby, described the explosion to CNN as sounding like a bomb and feeling like an earthquake.

"I've never heard a sound like that," King said.


Well obvious this was a result of terrorists.  They hijacked the plane, no wait they BUILT there own plane yeah then they flew it 3 inches off the ground.  The explosition you heard wasn't an explotion is was...ummm...an elephant suicide bomber!  Elephants will now be rounded up for questioning and placed in foreign jails for torturing.  We will make them watch Dumbo all day, have them listen to all the elephant jokes, and keep a bag a peanuts just out of reach.  Oh, and all elephants are now Muslim...this is a war against Muslims and their elephants!

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For those of you who have been following the Valerie Plame CIA outing...

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FLASH: Bob Novak will break his silence tomorrow night in two separate interviews with FOXNEWS CHANNEL, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned. Novak will appear on Brit Hume (6pm/et) and Hannity & Colmes (9pm/et)...

BOB NOVAK, My Leak Case Testimony: 'I learned Valerie Plame's name from Joe Wilson's entry in 'Who's Who in America'... MORE Published reports that I took the Fifth Amendment, made a plea bargain with the prosecutors or was a prosecutorial target were all untrue... MORE... My primary source has not come forward to identify himself... Bill Harlow, the CIA public information officer who was my CIA source for the column confirming Mrs. Wilson's identity. I learned Valerie Plame's name from Joe Wilson's entry in 'Who's Who in America'... I answered questions using the names of Rove, Harlow and my primary source... I considered his wife's role in initiating Wilson's mission, later confirmed by the Senate Intelligence Committee, to be a previously undisclosed part of an important news story. I reported it on that basis.


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Talk about "gamin' the system."  I thought the American welfare system was bad, but apparently, England's takes the cake...

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A couple with 10 children who receive nearly £28,000 a year in benefits are set to divorce so they can get a second free house from the state.

Robert Bentley, 47, lives with his second wife Nichola, 27, in a three-bedroom semi-detached home in a smart suburb of Bristol, paid for by the taxpayer.

But as the council has so far refused to pay for a bigger house for his enormous family, he believes the only option is to undergo a sham divorce so that they will be re-housed.

Now the couple have complained that their three-bedroom housing association property in Bradley Stoke, Bristol, is too small. They have begged South Gloucestershire Council for a larger house - and are to split up to get re-housed.

Mr Bentley, who hasn't worked since 2003, said: 'I don't think it's too much to ask. This house is just too small for all of us and the children are always arguing. 'I've got depression and it's too much to cope with. Myself and Nichola are now getting a divorce because we can't manage. 'I've been told the only way to get moved to the top of the list is if I declare myself homeless.'

Mr Bentley, a widower, has eight children from his first marriage - Sarah, 23, Jodie and Rebecca, 19, Nicholas, 17, Ross, 15, David, 12, Cassandra, 10, and Maddison, five. He married his new wife Nichola, 29 , in November 2005 and moved into her home with his five youngest children and her two daughters, Charlotte, six, and Katie, three.

She then had twins - Jessika and Chloe, now eight weeks old - and his daughter Rebecca has recently had a baby girl, Tamsin.

Their home in Bradley Stoke has two estate cars in the drive.

In their living room they have a wide screen TV, dvd player and video, freeview box and a £280 X-box game console. The couple's wedding in 2005 was partly funded by a £600 loan from the Benefit Agency.

Mr Bentley said: ''We all moved in and at first it was ok. Myself and Nichola had a bedroom, the two lads shared a bedroom and the five girls shared a room. 'But then it got worse and worse. The lads rowed - one of the doors is still off the hinges from when they were fighting each other. 'It just became unbearable. I couldn't cope because of my depression. 'Then Nichola had twins and my daughter Rebecca had a baby girl so the house got even busier.' After deciding to divorce unemployed Nichola, he contacted London-based Warden Housing Association - which runs properties in the area - for a new home. But he has been told by them that the council decides who gets the houses - and he is not top of the list. 'It's just terrible,' he said. 'I'm sleeping on the sofa, the kid's are cramped. I just want a new house so I can get on with life and maybe get a job. 'The council have offered me and the kids accommodation in a bed and breakfast but my psychiatrist thinks I might harm myself if I live there. 'And I've been told I'll only get a house if I declare myself homeless.' So Mr Bentley said he was hoping to move out along with his five children into a nearby house, while his wife remained where she was with the twins and her daughters.

'We'd be living on two sites, but I can't see another option.'

Yesterday (Thurs) a spokeswoman for South Gloucestershire Council - in charge of the Bradley Stoke area - said: 'Mr Bentley is on the housing register. 'However, there is a shortage of five-bed properties in the district and we have advised him that it may be some time before his request is met. 'We have been working with him on other suggested options including presenting himself and his children as homeless and renting privately.''
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911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested

ALOHA, Oregon (AP) -- A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right -- a court date.

The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door then left.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return. (Watch to hear parts of the call and see how Dudash explained her actions -- :52)

"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old, and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"

The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.

Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason.

"That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.
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http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article1180235.ece

Great I bet pirates take the "blame" for this and not the suckiness of movies today.

BTW is suckiness spelled as such or do you keep the y?

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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/NETHERLANDS_PEDOPHILES?SITE=7219&SECTION=...

A few things about this article:

1) I was thinking about putting this in cry freedom however the people in the article are all morons.

2) I support the decision that the court made.  You should say and think whatever you want to...no matter how stupid it is.  The only people who fought this are probabily people who don't realize that they can't win.

3) The reason I was going to post in "Cry Freedom" was because I was betting on some morons wanting people to sign up to vote non-unanimously and track these sickos.

4) These people are sickos but it's just like NAMBLA as long as their not acting on their feelings, they are a million times better than the people who do.  Now if you want the Christian perspective...we need to get all these people some help.  And if that includes someone kicking them in the crotch until they "change their minds"...I'm the man for the job!   Grin

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If I were the king of the world, I would take each registered voter that voted for the so-called "pedophile party" and have them shivved in the back with a Kryptonite blade, which I would then break off in their back before pushing them off a massive cliff.

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I have trouble lasting more than 10.81 seconds.  *snicker*

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...and I thought parallel parking was frustrating.

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Hans Peter Niesward, from the Department of Gravitationsphysik at the ISA in Munich, says we can stop global warming in one fell swoop -- or, more accurately, in one big jump.
The slightly disheveled professor states his case on WorldJumpDay.org, an Internet site created to recruit 600,000,000 people to jump simultaneously on July 20 at 11:39:13 GMT in an effort to shift Earth's position.

Niesward claims that on this day "Earth occupies one of the most fragile positions in its orbits for the last 100 years." According to the site, the shift in orbit will "stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a more homogeneous climate."

The Man Who Wasn't There

Niesward's theory has at least one major flaw: Niesward doesn't really exist. He is a character created by Torsten Lauschmann, a German-born artist living in Scotland. Lauschmann -- a live performer, filmmaker, DJ and photographer -- may be best known for his work "Misshapen Pearl," described as a "phenomenological investigation of the streetlamp's function in our consumer society."

Lauschmann's multimedia approach has allowed him to explore a wide variety of subjects, including butterflies, paparazzi photos and, now, a flash-mob experiment.

In 2005, Lauschmann encouraged scientists and bloggers from around the world to discuss World Jump Day.

"He thought it would just circulate among friends, but it quickly seemed to morph. Within weeks it was global -- people in Australia were talking about it on the radio," said Neil Mulholland, a reader in contemporary art theory at Edinburgh College of Art. "The more it was discussed, the more people joined the site, and it crashed several times."

The site now claims to have just under 600 million jumpers registered for the cause. But will people jump out of environmental activism or a commitment to the bizarre? Is the jump as important as the buzz it's created?

The Anti-Jumpers

Members of the online environmental site treehugger.com have been debating not only the physical possibility of the jump's promise but the morality of its outcome.

Some believe it's risky to alter Earth's orbit, while others fear the jump will make the Gregorian calendar obsolete because of the length of Earth's new orbit. Others doubt the ability of the world's population to synchronize an event like this.

The folks at madphysics.com have constructed an anti-World Jump Day manifesto, complete with equations drawn up to dispute the validity of Niesward's -- or Lauschmann's -- theories.

Supposedly based on "seismographic recordings ranging from impacts of comets to the simultaneous movement of the audience at the 2002 World Cup Final," the site uses graphs, bell curves and diagrams to support its hypothesis and directs the user to several prestigious science and environmental sites, none of which mention World Jump Day or support any of its assertions.

One word of caution: The site tells those of us living in the eastern part of the United States to jump at 6:39:13 because we are five hours behind GMT, but that is not true in July. Because of daylight savings time, Lauschmann has a part of the United States jumping an hour early.



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This is just sick:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Jul-20-Thu-2006/news/8589438.html

Any place that doesn't treat the homeless as people is not a place I would like to be a part of...no in fact, I would break that law everyday to a) do the right thing and b) to show them.  Here in Kzoo we have "The Mission" and it helps anyone with only two rules 1) no drinking and b) no drugs.  That's it!  Does LV think that straving its citizens who they still must "protect and serve" will get rid of the problem.  I for one am the first to say that I should be doing more to help the poor but I think everyone (or at least I thought so) could agree that this is wrong and evil.

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If I may recommend a book, read "Under the Overpass" by Mike Yankowski.  It 's about two young Christian men that intentionally became homeless and traveled around the country for six months to learn how to best help the homeless.  It's an eye-opening read.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1590524020/002-2030772-1114458?v=glance&n=28315...

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Family wallops would-be robber, wraps things up for police

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

WEST PALM BEACH — While covering his head amid the barrage of flying fists and feet, his legs bound with a jump-rope by children half his size, a bruised and bloodied Craig Mack had a sudden realization, police say: He'd picked the wrong family to mess with.

Mack arrived at the Perez family home at 611 28th St. Monday night just as an exhausted Mateo Perez was getting home from a 12-hour day of landscaping and cleaning buildings. Mack probably figured he could swipe Perez's wallet and get away without much of a fight, police said.

But he didn't count on having to brawl with the rest of the Perez clan: Candelaria, the 4-foot-9 housewife with a wicked right hook she honed as a girl on the streets of Guatemala; daughter Imelta, the mellow 13-year-old who never dreamed she would take a chair to a robber's head and tie him up; and son Juan, the 10-year-old Miami Heat fanatic who traded his basketball for a stick to whip an attacker.

When Mack attacked Mateo Perez shortly before 10 p.m.,
the father of five cried out for help
from the family he has supported single-handedly since arriving from Guatemala in 1987.
Within seconds, they were fighting at his side.
About 20 minutes later, police found Mack lying face down in the back yard, his legs bound in jump-rope, Mateo sitting on top of him.

Mack, 23, of Loxahatchee, was examined at St. Mary's Medical Center and later taken to the Palm Beach County Jail. He is being held without bail on charges of robbery and battery. His criminal history includes arrests on charges of larceny, dealing in stolen property and firing a weapon.

"We knew we had to be strong and help our dad out," said Juana Perez, 15, who called 911 during the fight.
"This guy was big, but we weren't going to let him get away. He wasn't going to kill our dad in our own yard."


Mateo Perez, 45, had spotted Mack lurking in the bushes, the family said. Knowing he was in danger, he banged on a house window and yelled for help. Mack was suddenly on him, dragging him to the ground before pulling his wallet from his shirt pocket, police said.

Mack started to run away, but Perez grabbed his feet and pulled him to the ground. The men wrestled in the yard. That's when Candelaria, 42, and her children Imelta, Juana, Juan and 6-year-old Alycia came running out of their pink two-bedroom home.

Candelaria said she grabbed Mack's hair, shaking his head while she and her husband struggled to keep him down. The 6-foot, 155-pound Mack punched or kicked her, she said, sending her to the ground. He beat her husband and ripped his shirt.

Her parents in trouble, Imelta picked up a blue plastic yard chair and cracked it over Mack's head, leaving him stunned and dizzy.


"I smacked him, and he went silent," the Palm Springs Middle School sixth-grader said.


Candelaria, bruised and furious, charged Mack again as he wrestled Mateo Perez.
She punched him, grabbed his hair and repeatedly slammed his head into some wooden boards in the yard,
the family said. Juan came after him with a stick.

Candelaria ordered Imelta to go inside and get something to tie Mack up.

She came out moments later holding an old white jump-rope with wooden handles. As her father held down Mack, she and her siblings carefully bound his legs and tied a solid knot.

"If they had not come out, maybe I would have been badly hurt or maybe killed," Mateo Perez said.

When police arrived, the family said the officers ordered Candelaria to step away from Mack. But before she stood up,
the housewife gave him a final sock in the face
. Police took him away.

"I hope he learned his lesson,"
Candelaria said.




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DUBLIN, Ireland -- Irish archaeologists Tuesday heralded the discovery of an ancient book of psalms by a construction worker who spotted something while driving the shovel of his backhoe into a bog.

The approximately 20-page book has been dated to the years 800-1000. Trinity College manuscripts expert Bernard Meehan said it was the first discovery of an Irish early medieval document in two centuries.

"This is really a miracle find," said Pat Wallace, director of the National Museum of Ireland, which has the book stored in refrigeration and facing years of painstaking analysis before being put on public display.

"There's two sets of odds that make this discovery really way out. First of all, it's unlikely that something this fragile could survive buried in a bog at all, and then for it to be unearthed and spotted before it was destroyed is incalculably more amazing."

He said an engineer was digging up bogland last week to create commercial potting soil somewhere in Ireland's midlands when, "just beyond the bucket of his bulldozer, he spotted something." Wallace would not specify where the book was found because a team of archaeologists is still exploring the site.

"The owner of the bog has had dealings with us in past and is very much in favor of archaeological discovery and reporting it," Wallace said.

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Crucially, he said, the bog owner covered up the book with damp soil. Had it been left exposed overnight, he said, "it could have dried out and just vanished, blown away."

The book was found open to a page describing, in Latin script, Psalm 83, in which God hears complaints of other nations' attempts to wipe out the name of Israel.

Wallace said several experts spent Tuesday analyzing only that page - the number of letters on each line, lines on each page, size of page - and the book's binding and cover, which he described as "leather velum, very thick wallet in appearance."

It could take months of study, he said, just to identify the safest way to pry open the pages without damaging or destroying them. He ruled out the use of X-rays to investigate without moving the pages.

Ireland already has several other holy books from the early medieval period, including the ornately illustrated Book of Kells, which has been on display at Trinity College in Dublin since the 19th century.


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"Finally! Someone, with the means ($$$) to do it, is going to fight the MPAA and its tactics, in court. Looks like this is a case to follow: case number 06CV0545, Universal vs. Hogan filed in US District Court (California Southern District, Ninth Circuit)."
Last November, Shawn Hogan received an unsettling call: A lawyer representing Universal Pictures and the Motion Picture Association of America informed the 30-year-old software developer that they were suing him for downloading Meet the Fockers over BitTorrent. Hogan was baffled. Not only does he deny the accusation, he says he already owned the film on DVD. The attorney said they would settle for $2,500. Hogan declined. Now he’s embroiled in a surprisingly rare situation – a drawn-out legal fight with the MPAA.

As Jonzap mentions, Hogan is definately a man of means, as former CEO of Digital Point Solutions, he just happens to be a multimillionaire. The $100,000 that he expects to pay in legal fees, to fight this charge from the MPAA, is worth every cent in his eyes. Mr. Hogan, like many others, realizes that the tactics used by these "artists associations" are an abuse of he legal system and he is going to do his best to fight it. Hogan says. “I would spend well into the millions on this.”

In retort, the MPAA had this to say: “We look forward to addressing his issues in a court of law.” Head on over to Wired for the full report. It certainly will be interesting to keep an eye on this case. Possibly, we are all looking forward to it more than the MPAA!


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The MPAA will try to settle, and if that doesn't work, they'll drop the suit.  They've got more to lose than the defendant does.

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http://home.f01.itscom.net/spiral/research.html

More pictures of abandoned buildings in Japan.  One of my favorite places is this one...

http://home.f01.itscom.net/spiral/hashima/hashima001.html

It's an entire abandoned island, complete with factories, a hospital, and a school.  How cool is that?

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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - As many as 60,000 people a year die from too much sun, mostly from malignant skin cancer, the World Health Organization reported on Wednesday.

It found that 48,000 deaths every year are caused by malignant melanomas, and 12,000 by other kinds of skin cancer. About 90 percent of such cancers are caused by ultraviolet light from the sun.

Radiation from the sun also causes often serious sunburn, skin aging, eye cataracts, pterygium -- a fleshy growth on the surface of the eye, cold sores and other ills, according to the report, the first to detail the global effects of sun exposure.

"We all need some sun, but too much sun can be dangerous -- and even deadly. Fortunately, diseases from UV such as malignant melanomas, other skin cancers and cataracts are almost entirely preventable through simple protective measures," Dr. Maria Neira, Director for Public Health and the Environment at WHO, said in a statement.

Ultraviolet light is needed to activate production of vitamin D in the body, which prevents rickets, osteomalacia and osteoporosis. It may also affect some cancers and immune disorders.

The report, available on the Internet at http://www.who.int/uv, advises that people seek shade, use sunscreen with an SPF of at least 15, and stay out of tanning salons.

"The application of sunscreens should not be used to prolong sun exposure but rather to protect the skin when exposure is unavoidable," the report advises.

Snow, sand and sea foam reflect ultraviolet light, the report notes, and thinning ozone filters out less and less of it.

"Ultraviolet radiation can neither be seen nor felt," the study noted. Time of day, latitude and cloud cover all affect the amount of radiation reaching the ground.

"A person's skin type is also important. Fair skinned people suffer from sunburn much more readily than dark-skinned people," WHO said in a statement.

But it detailed ill effects from too much sun around the globe, especially cataracts in Africa, Latin America, the Middle East and Southeast Asia.


Oh man so many jokes:

1:WHO says it?
2:Yes.
1:No, who?
2:Right.
1:What's the person that says that the sun kills people?
2:No WHAT didn't WHO did.
1:What are you asking me for, I don't know!
2:Don't know what?
1:Who said it.
2:There ya go!

Now...correct me if I'm wrong...but hasn't the sun been around since...ohhh the dawn of time?  Ohhh but it's the hole in the ozone layer!  yeah whatever...how about the cancer causing chemicals (man that's fun to say) in the sun screen.  How about cancer being cause from loss of vitamin B15 (or is it 17) that you get from the sun?  How come black people could stay out in the sun so long to cause their melonin in their skin to be produced more for so long and not die from it?

I call BS on this article!

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Ban the sun!  Do it for the children!

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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CYC_FLOYD_LANDIS?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&T...

Great that's exactly what we need in the world's eye right now!

Also I didn't know Kazaa was even still around?  Do only Middle Schoolers use it to dl pr0n?

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2006-07-27-kazaa_x.htm?POE=TECISVA
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-kazaa28jul28,0,3191664.story?coll=la-home-...

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Hey Wes,

I heard on the radio today that NORAD is going to move.  I'm too lazy to find an article, but I'm sure you've probably heard about it.

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how the heck does kazaa even have 100 mill. they must have made some good cash on advertising, or they dont have the money, heh
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I think bob ment "move" and not "movie" but yeah that's kinda weird of them...are their jobs getting out sourced too?

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Well most of NORAD's tasks are handled at Peterson Air Force Base so they figured, why be redundant.
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Umm Briney...this is the govt we are talking about...redundancey is what these people love....reduancey is what these people love

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Actualy, most of NORADs actual stuff is handled at Fort Carson, strangely enough.

I have a friend who works Comm at Fort Carson and he says they handle all communication for NORAD, and then filter it in and out via secure land lines.

I don't think NORAD and Space Command do much out of the actual Cheyenne Mountain Complex these days.
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Well they need room for Stargate Command esp with the new ships and maybe a few Azguards...not to mention we have artifacts coming back from the Pegasus galaxy from Atlantis.

It's real in my life! *fall down sobbing unconrollably"

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There there Patrick, don't cry. There is no such thing as a Stargate, its all in your head. All we have to worry about is the very real threat from the cylons these days.
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Don't worry, the Borg will assimilate all of us long before the Cylons show up.

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Not unless Kirk steals a Bird Of Prey and reaches Warp 10 after going around the sun to launch him to the past where he defeats them...and picks up a few honry whales
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...and gets his shirt ripped off, after getting two or three redshirts killed.

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And then Picard would have to show up to diffuse the huge war Kirk probrably started, and save him from certain doom, all while drinking Earl Grey Tea... hot.

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Yes, because everybody knows Picard is better than Kirk.

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Too bad Kirk cheated to beat the Maru Simulation loser.

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Hmm all these things Picard WOULD have done...yet Kirk does.  Oh what Tash Yar is dead?  Kirk went and rescued Spock when he died.

Picard WOULD have beat the Maru Simulation fairly.  Yet Kirk did.

Picard WOULD have stopped a big war.  Kirk stopped an intergalactic war with the Klingons and stopped a group of people who "faked" a war so they wouldn't loose their social aspect.  Kirk even defeated god!  Even when he was a pansy, bigger than Picard even...he kicked his own butt!

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Bull.  Picard would've performed the aptly named "Picard Maneuver" and dropkicked Vader in his John Thomas.  Kirk doesn't even have a maneuver.

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Kirk has several manuevers actually, all part of the Starfleet tactical books.  As does Picard and Riker for that matter...tard.  Go watch some TNG and you'll hear "Defense pattern Kirk-Epsilon 3" and shit.

And Patrick.  Kirk did NOT defeat the Kobiyashi Maru simulation fairly.  It was designed to be impossible and to judge what you would do in a losing situation.

Kirk broke into the database and rewrote the program so he could beat it.
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That's not cheating....that's IMPROVISING!!!

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The simulation takes place on a replica of a starship bridge, with the "testee" as captain and other Starfleet members, officers or other cadets, in other key positions. In the scenario of the 2280s, the cadet receives a distress signal, stating that the Kobayashi has struck a "gravitic mine" in the Organian Neutral Zone and is rapidly losing power, hull integrity and life support. There are no other vessels nearby. The cadet is faced with a decision:

    * Attempt to rescue the Kobayashi's crew and passengers, which involves violating the Neutral Zone and potentially provoking the Klingons into hostile action or an all-out war; or
    * Abandon the Kobayashi, preventing war but leaving the crew and passengers to die.

If the cadet chooses to save the Kobayashi, the scenario progresses quickly. The bridge officers notify the cadet that they are in violation of the treaty, which is duly noted in the log. As the starship enters the Neutral Zone, the communications officer loses contact with the crippled vessel. Three Klingon starships then appear on an intercept course, or decloak nearby. Attempts to contact them are met with radio silence; indeed, their only response is to open fire, with unrealistically devastating results. The simulation ends with the understanding that the cadet's ship and crew have been lost. There is no way to win the resulting 'battle,' as the computer is programmed to ensure Klingon victory by any means necessary; but then, the objective of the test is not for the cadet to outfight the opponent, but rather to test the cadet's behavior and thought processes in the face of shame and defeat.


Wes is right.  Kirk reprogrammed the system so the Klingons would "fear the Kirk."  It was a total cop-out, but he received a commendation for "original thinking."

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I didn't know you needed a licence to be a prostitute!

AHHHH I keed I keed!!!

Congrats...this is your Driver's Licence right?  Tell me...did they make you thumbscan or make you give them your Social Security Card?

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...your license?  For driving?

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Kitty Cannon - How far can you shoot the kitten?  I got 542 feet on my third try.

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what took so long?



thats a long story, actually.


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You're avoiding the question!

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1,079 feet baby!

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I used to play that game.  I forget my record.  There is also one with penguins somewhere.  its at like. yetisports.com or something
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1084!

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1,364.
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Eleventy quadrabillion.  What do I win?

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You forgot to cross out your "high score"...tee hee hee
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my high score thus far today is : 1,416 ft.


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So I'm back home and I've never been so happy to be back.  For the internet most of all...I cried a little when I saw my usage go past 50k. 

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FORT BELVOIR, Virginia (AP) -- The Army is considering a proposal to allow a private developer to build a military-themed park that would include Cobra Gunship rides and bars including a "1st Division Lounge."

Military officials said a massive entertainment and hotel complex built next to a national Army museum could draw more than 1 million people a year. But authorities in Fairfax County are objecting because of already traffic-clogged roads surrounding the proposed site.

Universal City Property Management III, of Orlando, Florida, submitted the unsolicited proposal for the theme park last year.

"You can command the latest M-1 tank, feel the rush of a paratrooper freefall, fly a Cobra Gunship or defend your B-17 as a waist gunner," according to the proposal, which was obtained by The Washington Post.

County officials have no authority over the Army's decision because the site is federal property. County Supervisor T. Dana Kauffman said he thought the entertainment concept died last year and said he had no interest in turning a military museum into "Disney on Rolling Road."

But the Army notified the county last week it is planning to move the military museum from Fort Belvoir to a site a few miles away that would be large enough for the entertainment complex.

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Yes...but just imagine when the robots go berzerk!
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Mecha-Barbara Streisand!

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Another Darwin Award winner.

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RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A Brazilian man died on Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro.

Another man who was in the workshop at the time of the explosion was rushed to a hospital with severe burns, a police officer told Reuters. The workshop was destroyed and several cars parked outside caught fire.

Police found several unexploded army issue rocket-propelled grenades in the workshop. They believe the ammunition had been brought there by scavengers wanting to sell them as scrap metal, but they also are investigating a possible link to Rio's heavily armed drug gangs who often raid military bases.
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I found the following article and I want to make a few point to it.  I don't blame you if you don't want to read the entire thing...this is just my own meandering.


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Violent Video Games Numb Players to Real-Life Brutality

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WEDNESDAY, Aug. 9 (HealthDay News) -- Playing violent video games, even for only 20 minutes, desensitizes people to real-world violence, new research contends.


Who cares if we are?  This world is so concerned with what children watch, listen to, and play...yet what sells the most, what is made the most, what do we allow our children to do in our own houses?  The very same things we don't want them to do.  We all remember Columbine.  It was blamed on video games, then music, then the availability of guns.  You know who's fault it was?  THE KIDS!  They were the ones who shot up their school and it was them who killed their fellow classmates.  And who else DIDN'T get the blame?  The parents.  Oh sure they saw all these things and did nothing.  Wow my child can't destinguish real world from video games, wow my child is listening to Marylin Manson, wow my child is using weapons.  Yet did the parents ever stop and question their kids appeal to these items or try to encourage them or change them?  Heck no.  They just watched as their children played on the train tracks as the 100 MPH Japanese mag-train ran them over.  They might have questioned to themselves.  Ooooh what ever shall we do.  I wish those music/game makers wouldn't make their product we bought and allow our children to play.  Of course we heard this same thing before and it will continue to happen over and over again.  Why?  Because we really don't care.  If we have to do something, like "parenting", then we would never have knocked up our significant other.

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"We found that the subjects who played violent video games for 20 minutes had lower physiologic responses when they watched videos of real-life violence," said Nicholas Carnagey, who conducted the research while a psychology instructor at Iowa State University in Ames.


So what?!  Real world violence happens on the news and what do we do?  We want them to hurry up so we can see the squirel on water skis.  We might pout our bottom lips for the starving child in Ethiopia but we wouldn't lift a hand to help.  We have become desensitized to violence and suffering already.  If video games lessens the shock, that just means we're evolving!  We want our kids to live moral and fulfilling and caring lives...but we don't want to help, we don't want to have a logical basis for it, and we certainly don't want to be involved in any way!

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He explained that these lowered physical responses meant the person felt less emotional upset when viewing real-life brutality.

Prior studies have reported a correlation between exposure to violent video games and desensitization to real violence. But Carnagey's team say theirs is the first to expose subjects to video games and then measure their physiologic reactions to real-life violence through heart rate and galvanic skin response, which evaluates perspiration.


Hasn't this doctor ruined these people he tested on?  That doesn't sound very ethical to me.  But oh wait, I would need some moral basis to say that wrong.  Screw it.

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As heart rate and perspiration increase, so does emotional arousal, said Carnagey, who is now a professor of psychology at the University of Michigan and the Vrije Universiteit in Amsterdam.

Released online ahead of print in the Journal of Experimental Social Psychology, the study included 257 college students (124 men and 133 women) who were tested before and after playing violent or non-violent video games for 20 minutes. Violent games included Carmageddon, Duke Nukem, Mortal Kombat and Future Cop. Non-violent games included Glider Pro, 3D Pinball, 3D Munch Man and Tetra Madness.

All of the participants had similar heart rates and other signs of arousal before exposure to real-life violence, which included videotaped shootings, prison fights and police confrontations.

"The only time we saw physiologic differences [among participants] was while they were watching real-life violence," Carnagey said.

The people who played violent video games for 20 minutes had lower galvanic skin responses (lower perspiration) and heart rates while watching the real-life footage. "A lot of other studies on exposure to violent video games indicated that we would find this [desensitization], but it surprised us that only 20 minutes of exposure was enough to show this effect," Carnagey said.

Translated to the real world, these signs of lower emotional upset may mean a person is more desensitized to violence. He or she may also be less able to identify violence and less likely to help victims of violence, Carnagey explained.

The findings could raise a red flag for parents.


HA HA.  A sign for parents!  To do what?  Stop buying the GTA series for their kids?  It's been rated M for Mature since the first one that was 3 pixels of a person and was overhead.  I would also like this doc to put these people in front of real life violence and see what their reactions are. 

TV: "This child is sufferening next door to you."
Subject: That is so sa....OH MAN THE TIGERS LOST!!!

We are bombarded on CNN, Faux, and even our local new with 50 different peices of information.  We have the main news, we have the scroller, the weather, the stocks, sports, and closings.  Why should I have to care about so many things.  Also, how am I suppose to react?  The news doesn't offer me a way to help.  And even if it did...why would I get off my fat, lazy, overweight butt when I'm only *looks around* 1 man!  I can't "save a country" or "help the homeless" or "feed a starving child" or "know where my child is"!  That requires effort...I have a hard enough time pulling the tab off my spam and my beer/cola.  This life is short and it should only be about me, me, me!

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Even though the study targeted college students, "there's no doubt that these results apply to younger children, and there's every reason to be concerned that the effects be may even greater in those under the age of 7 because these children don't distinguish very well between fantasy and reality," said pediatrician Dimitri A. Christakis, director of the Child Health Institute at the University of Washington, Seattle, and author of the book The Elephant in the Living Room: Make TV Work for Your Kids.


If you're a parent and you're letting your 7 y/o play violent video games...you should be your childs first victim.  I mean it's only fair.  The suffering should raidiate outwards!

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Researchers already know that exposure to violent media in many different forms leads to violence and aggression in the real world, but the mechanism for how this occurs is less well-known. The study suggests that desensitization -- defined by researchers as a reduction in emotion-related physical reaction to real violence -- may be a critical factor in that pathway.

The caution for parents is real, Christakis said. "Children are much more media-savvy at a much younger age than their parents were," he noted.

Many parents believe that violent games won't make their children more violent, but they might not be witnessing any increase in aggressive behaviors first-hand, he noted. The negative effects of video game exposure often infiltrate children's real-life games, Christakis said. "This increasing violence is mutually enhancing in a negative way," he warned, because "it reinforces violence in their own lives."


I still don't see the problem here.  (Yes I know I keep switching between sarcasm and real opinions but you can figure it out).  If this world is becoming increasingly violent I don't want my child to be a wuss who cracks under the pressure!  I want him to not care if I shot his conjoined twin playing the Pimp in Mortal Combat GTA!

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Much of the media children watch is laden with violence, Carnagey added. In G-rated movies and games, violence is often packaged in a "cute and friendly manner," the Iowa researcher noted.


STOP STOP STOP!  I remember in the day, before my time, there was such a thing as the Three Stooges, as well as the Loony Tunes and Disney, and those evil talkies.  Yet when do we see a rash of poking people in the eyes, or using dynomite to blow up mice, or sticking fingers in a shot gun to make it blow back?  Yet when Bevis and Butthead fling a pensil into a person's eye we throw up our arms and with a shrill voice screan, "Won't somebody please think of the children!"  This country was founded by a lot of people who believed in God and had a basis for living a moral life.  What do we have today?  You should be nice because you should.  The response today is a resounding "Meh".  If you get any more deeper into it...it's "Why?"  So don't be surprised when we expect some result we know we're not going to get.  "I just don't know why little Timmy is so mean.  I mean, I let him eat all the candy he wants, I buy him whatever blood bath game he cries for, and I let him watch all that junk on TV until he passes out from exhaustion!"  It's like saying you don't understand how you shot someone after you loaded the gun and kept pulling the trigger.

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And "as children grow older, they're exposed to ever more realistic and gory scenes," he said. "Parents might say, 'My child is not ready to see that yet,' but what does that comment mean? When would children be ready to see someone beheaded?"


How about when that parent is old enough to explain to a child why the significance of it is and what life means?  When that parent shows a child a video of some Islamic militants beheading a US solider that parent should explain that life is precious and all the significance behind it.  And if you're child can't distinguish between reality and games either a) put the kid down right now with two taps to the back of his/her head or b) just wait until he/she snaps and take responsibility for your own f-up, moron!

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This unintended desensitization from exposure to very violent media can have a real impact on children's development, according to the researchers.

"In real life, were not talking about a simple 20-minute exposure, were talking about exposure that's hours on end, day after day," Carnagey said. "Parents should be aware and active in their child's exposure to media. They should really think about what messages they're exposing their children to."

The study also raises some important questions for future research, including whether the effects of short-term exposure to violent games lingers, and what the cumulative effect might be of playing violent video games over days, weeks, and years.

More information

For more on media violence and its effects on children, visit the American Academy of Pediatrics.


Ohhhh!  You mean I have to visit a site to "learn" about something that could help my child!  Who knew parenting was so hard!!!

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Last weekend I went to the US-131 IHRA drag races.  It was called a "night of fire".  At the end of the show there was a jet powered semi that screamed down a 1/4 mile in 7 seconds at 230 mph.  A big rig at 230 mph!  If you have never witnessed this before and would like to, I will check when the next show is.

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South Africa gives white farmers six months to sell

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Published: 15 August 2006

South Africa has told its white farmers they will risk losing their land if they fail to agree on acceptable selling prices for black resettlement within the next six months, the first time the country has set down such stringent rules for land reform policy.

Lulu Xingwana, the new agriculture minister, said the government would no longer spend time negotiating with white farmers of whom she accused of not being committed to the empowerment of black people.

Speaking at a weekend agricultural briefing, Ms Xingwana said white farmers had a deadline of six months, by which time they should negotiate fair prices for their land or risk compulsory eviction.

"We are now going to negotiate for six months and no more ..." said Ms Xingwana. "We will no longer waste time negotiating with people who are not committed to transformation."

President Thabo Mbeki's government has accused white farmers of demanding exorbitant prices for their land, in effect slowing down the pace of land reform and the restitution of farms taken from black people under apartheid.

Until now, South Africa had been cautious about giving its white farmers, who number more than 50,000, an ultimatum in the land reform process.

The chaos seen in Zimbabwe, where a similar tactic was employed to disastrous effect, has acted as a deterrent from such severe policies, and encouraged the government to opt for a "willing buyer-willing seller" model of reform.

But Ms Xingwana complained that this option was no longer workable because of the reluctance of white farmers to give up their land for prices the government considered to be reasonable.

Her department had already identified several properties that would be the first to be expropriated if the government could not reach agreement over prices with the white owners, she said.

Attacking the new policy as an "unacceptable" move that would serve no purpose other than to stir racial tension in post-apartheid South Africa, the country's largest farmers' union yesterday rejected the ultimatum. Lourie Bosman, the president of AgriSA, said any land seizures would be challenged by aggrieved farmers in the courts.

"It irritates the process because farmers are normally willing to co-operate, and that is my experience. There are some instances where there are disputes, but I think there are ways to handle that," he said.

"It is unacceptable because the consequences for an open economy is devastating. We have a good economy now, but what will it do to investment, to property security?"

Mr Bosman's sentiments are shared by the main opposition Democratic Alliance (DA), which blames the government, and not farmers, for the slow pace of land reform. The DA said many farmers who had tried to sell land to the government had ended up giving up on the idea because of lack of co-operation from reform officials.

The government has set itself the target of transferring 30 per cent of productive farmland from white to black hands by 2014. But, so far, only 4 per cent of land has been dealt with, and analysts say far more money - at least £200m annually - needs to be spent on land reform if this aim is to be achieved.

President Mbeki's government has previously assured the world that it would not copy Zimbabwe's catastrophic land reforms that have prompted the economic collapse of the country under Robert Mugabe. South Africa's struggling neighbour now has an inflation level of about 1,000 per cent and an unemployment rate of 80 per cent.

Since 2000, President Mugabe has evicted about 4,000 white farmers and replaced them chiefly with cronies from his ruling Zanu PF party. But even yesterday Mr Mugabe refused to admit his land reforms had failed, warning during an address marking Zimbabwe's independence, that he would soon begin re-possessing farms from the same black farmers to whom he had allocated seized land.


Maybe it's just me, but if I were a white farmer in South Africa, I would dump as much salt as I could afford on every square inch of my fields.

Something tells me the UN (i.e. us) will be sending food to starving South Africans before the decade is out.

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This guy is a moron.  I bet he never even looked in the Bible.  Of course this is from UCLA...so go fig!

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"There's little or no evidence in the Bible for most of the characteristics and deeds commonly attributed to Satan," insists a UCLA professor with four decades in what he describes as "the devil business."

In "Satan: A Biography" (Cambridge Press), Henry Ansgar Kelly puts forth the most comprehensive case ever made for sympathy for the devil, arguing that the Bible actually provides a kinder, gentler version of the infamous antagonist than typically thought.

"A strict reading of the Bible shows Satan to be less like Darth Vader and more and more like an overzealous prosecutor," said Kelly, a UCLA professor emeritus of English and the former director of the university's Center for Medieval and Renaissance Studies. "He's not so much the proud and angry figure who turns away from God as [he is] a Joseph McCarthy or J. Edgar Hoover. Satan's basic intention is to uncover wrongdoing and treachery, however overzealous and unscrupulous the means. But he's still part of God's administration."

The view runs in opposition to the beliefs held by many Christians and others about key religious concepts like original sin and the nature of good and evil.

"If Satan isn't really in opposition to God and he isn't really evil, then that means the fight between good and evil isn't an authentic part of Christianity," Kelly said. "What I'm saying will be scandalous to some people."

But what would you expect of someone's whose 72nd birthday fell this year on June 6 (06-06-06) and who felt disappointed when nothing momentous occurred that day? Actually, Kelly is no stranger to bubble-bursting. After digging deep into the history of Valentine's Day, he pronounced 20 years ago that he had not only uncovered the holiday's origins but that it should be celebrated in May, not February.

Still, if Kelly could be considered scandalous, it's not because he doesn't know any better. Kelly started his academic career at a Jesuit seminary and was ordained in four of the seven holy orders on the way to the priesthood, including the order of exorcist.

"It was at that time that I started my campaign to rehabilitate the devil — to deliver him from evil, as it were," Kelly said.

"Satan: A Biography" is the culmination of more than 40 years of research into the devil and religious and cultural traditions that have grown up around him. The book is Kelly's third on the topic.

When it comes to the Old Testament, Kelly insists that Satan's profile is considerably lower than commonly thought and significantly less menacing. By Kelly's count, Satan only appears three times in the 45 books that make up the pre-Christian scriptures, the best known being in the Book of Job. On each occasion, Satan is still firmly part of what Kelly calls "God's administration," and his activities are done at the behest of "the Big Guy." But his actions aren't evil so much as consistent with the translation of "devil" and "satan," which literally mean "adversary" in Greek and Hebrew, respectively.

"His job is to test people's virtue and to report their failures," Kelly said.

Perhaps most surprising is not the figure Satan cuts, but his notable absences in the Old Testament. In the Bible's first reference to Lucifer, for instance, Satan doesn't appear — even by implication, Kelly points out. "'Lucifer' is Latin for light-bearer," he said, and was the name given to the morning star, or the planet Venus. Originally written in ancient Hebrew, the passage, on face value, refers to the tyrannical Babylonian king who boasts of his conquests but who is "about to be cast to the ground." Kelly insists there's nothing more to the reference than an apt use of metaphor, but the third-century Christian philosopher Origen of Alexandria argued in his best known work, "On First Things," that the reference applied to Satan.

"Origen says, 'Lucifer is said to have fallen from Heaven,'" Kelly explained. "'This can't refer to a human being, so it must refer to Satan.' Subsequent church fathers found this reasoning persuasive, and so did everyone who followed them."

Ironically, the only mentions of Lucifer in the New Testament — and there are three of them — refer to Jesus, Kelly said. "Jesus is called 'Lucifer' or 'the morning star' because he represents a new beginning."

Another prominent omission in the Old Testament, Kelly said, can be found in Genesis. "Nobody in the Old Testament — or, for that matter, in the New Testament either — ever identifies the serpent of Eden with Satan," Kelly said. "The serpent is just the smartest animal, and he's motivated by envy after being jilted by Adam for Eve."

Kelly traces the correlation of Satan and the serpent to not long after the New Testament was completed. In his "Dialogue With Trypho," the second-century Christian martyr Justin of Samaria first argued that Satan appeared as a serpent to tempt Adam and Eve to disobey God, according to Kelly.

"This is what I call 'The New Biography,'" Kelly said. "It starts with Justin Martyr, who implicates Satan in the fall of Adam and Eve. By causing Adam and Eve to fall, Satan caused his own fall.

"The second step in this new and phony biography comes with Origen, who said, 'No, Satan's first sin was not deceiving Adam and Eve or refusing to go along with God's plan of creating Adam in his own image,'" Kelly said. "'It was to sin out of pride like the morning star, like Lucifer in the passage from Isaiah.' Turning Satan into God's enemy is a two-step process."

Meanwhile, in passages in Luke, Matthew, Corinthians and elsewhere in the New Testament, Satan continues to act as a tester, enforcer and prosecutor but not as God's enemy, Kelly points out.

"Everyone else has said that by the time Satan gets to the New Testament, he is evil, he's an enemy of God, but that's not so," Kelly said. "The whole biblical picture of Satan is that of a bad cop to Yaweh's good cop in the Old Testament, and to Jesus' good cop in the New Testament. Throughout, Satan is someone who works for God."

A scene in the New Testament's Book of Revelation is often cited today as evidence that Satan was the deceiver of Adam and Eve, but the interpretation stems from a fundamental misunderstanding, Kelly argues.

"'That ancient serpent' refers to the giant sea serpent Leviathan, not the garden snake of Eden," he said. "In Revelation, Leviathan has morphed into a dragon, or large serpent, with the seven heads and 10 horns, which is still further removed from the seductive serpent who deceived Eve."

In addition to linking Satan with the Garden of Eden, the passage from Revelation also has been used to prove that Satan fell early on in the Bible, but Kelly insists that is not accurate.

"Satan's ouster from heaven in Revelation is explained as taking place in the future," Kelly said. "In Revelation 12:10, a voice says that 'the accuser of our brothers is cast out, overcome by the testimony of martyrs.' Since there were no martyrs until Christ died, that has to be in the future."

Similarly, a passage in the Gospel of Luke, when Jesus reports having seen "Satan fall like lightning," has been misinterpreted, according to Kelly. "Jesus saw the fall in the past because he had the vision the day before he describes it to the apostles," Kelly said. "But Jesus is referring to a future fall [of Satan] from his position as God's attorney general."

This is not to say, however, that Kelly contends that Satan is likeable.

"Jesus doesn't like him, and Paul doesn't like him," Kelly explained. "He represents the old guard in the heavenly bureaucracy, and everyone longs for him to be disbarred as the chief accuser of humankind."

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Im convinced. Where do i sign up for the church of Satan?

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Rap stars are encouraging early sexual activity among teenagers by promoting a degrading view of women, research shows.

Psychologists said their findings from a three-year study presented a worrying picture of how popular music affected the attitudes of boys and girls to sex.

Rap music and hip hop, with their particular emphasis on sex and demeaning depictions of women, were blamed for encouraging early sexual behaviour, leading to the spread of disease and underage pregnancies.

Dr Steven Martino, who led the US study published in the latest edition of the journal 'Pediatrics', said that "sexually degrading lyrics" - many graphic and filled with obscenities - caused changes in adolescents' sexual behaviour.

He said, "These lyrics depict men as sexually insatiable, women as sexual objects, and sexual intercourse as inconsequential. Other songs about sex don't appear to influence youth the same way.

"These portrayals objectify and degrade women in ways that are clear but they do the same to men by depicting them as sex-driven studs. Musicians who use this type of sexual imagery are communicating something very specific about what sexual roles are appropriate, and teenage listeners may act on these messages.

"These lyrics are likely to promote the acceptance of women as sexual objects and men as pursuers of sexual conquest. Despite the fact that degrading sexual lyrics are particularly demeaning for women, they affect adolescent boys and girls similarly."

The same disturbing messages were contained in videos which endorse the portrayal of women as sexual objects, the report said. The research team surveyed 1,461 children aged from 12 to 17 from across the US, asking them about their sexual behaviour and how often they listened to music by various artists including rock, country, rap, blues and pop.

They found that the youngsters listened to an average of 1.5 to 2.5 hours of music a day - not including what they saw on television or videos - but that 40 per cent of the songs referred to sex or romance.

Adolescents who listened to a lot of music containing "objectifying and limiting characterisations of sexuality progressed more quickly in their sexual behaviour" than teenagers who preferred different kinds of music. This was regardless of race or gender, the report said.

The study, called "Exposure to Degrading Versus Non-Degrading Music Lyrics and Sexual Behaviour among Youth," was carried out by the RAND Corporation - a leading healthcare research organisation in the US. It also said that there was a danger that children's opinions about the opposite sex would be affected for the long-term by constant exposure to the lyrics.

Dr Martino added, "It may be that girls who are repeatedly exposed to these messages expect to take a submissive role in their sexual relationships and to be treated with disrespect by their partners.

"These expectations may then have lasting effects on their relationship choices. Boys, on the other hand, may come to interpret reckless male sexual behaviour as 'boys being boys' and dismiss their partners' feelings and welfare as unimportant."

He said that the findings were worrying for teenagers who have more unplanned pregnancies and are more likely to contract sexually transmitted diseases. Increasing rates of sexual activity have serious public health implications. In the US, about 750,000 teenagers become pregnant each year, and an estimated four million contract sexually transmitted diseases.

The study recommended that parents set limits on what music their children buy and listen to. "Censorship is not a solution. But talking to children about music's sexual content can give parents a chance to express their own views, and may prompt teens to think more deeply about the ways in which sex is portrayed - and perhaps distorted - in the music they listen to," Dr Martino said.

He would not name the artists whose lyrics had the worst impact although the stars L'il Kim and Ja Rule were referred to in the report.

He said, "We feel that, given how prevalent these types of portrayals are in popular music, it doesn't make sense for us to pinpoint individual artists."

He also said that the study distinguished between "raunchy" or "explicit" lyrics and degrading ones. "A lyric did not have to be either of these things to be judged degrading. Not all explicit and raunchy lyrics were degrading," he explained.

Among the sixteen artists studied, rap featured the greatest percentage of degrading content by a wide margin. R&B and "rap rock" came next in the table. The rock, pop and country performers had a zero percentage although they did sing about sex and romance.

Danyel Smith, the editor of Vibe magazine, said that she wanted African American males "to have a voice" in rap and hip hop. But she too expressed concern about the message they put across.

"There are a lot of degrading lyrics but I don't want to shut these guys down. I hope that parents can steer kids away from these kinds of things until they are old enough to understand them," she added.


And here I thought it was guys impregnating women that were making teens pregent!  Is it just me or does this article sound like it was written by a soccer mom who cares more about destroying rap than they do about not allowing their kids to listen to it.  Reminds me of the South Park ep with Kyle's mom wanted to stop a TV show and spent all her time and effort of that...however Kyle, and friends, were without parents and still watched the show!  Yes, boundaries are hard to put upon children...cause you have to like...work with your kids on them.  And I didn't become a parent to work!!!

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Because I am a moron I lost my phone...for now.

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Police property: It’s finders keepers in NH

11 hours, 28 minutes ago

The state Supreme Court ruled on Tuesday that the government can keep and destroy more than 500 CDs taken from Michael Cohen, owner of Pitchfork Records in Concord, in 2003 even though the state failed to prove that a single disk was illegal.

Cohen was arrested for attempting to sell bootleg recordings. But the police case collapsed when it turned out that most of the recordings were made legally. Police dropped six of the seven charges, and Cohen went to trial on one charge. He beat it after the judge concluded that the recording was legal.

However, the police refused to return Cohen’s CDs. In the state Supreme Court’s Tuesday ruling, Chief Justice John Broderick, writing for the majority, reasoned so poorly that it appeared as if he’d made up his mind ahead of time.

Dissenting, Justice Linda Dalianis wrote, perceptively, that “the majority does not explain how statutes prohibiting the production, publication, or sale of certain works render possession of such works unlawful.”

Further, Dalianis concluded that “the state’s failure to establish in any way that the seized property constitutes contraband” made it impossible to justify keeping Cohen’s property.

Indeed, the majority’s reasoning is chilling. The majority concedes that no crime or illegal act was proven, but allows the confiscation anyway by concluding that a crime might have been committed. The majority used words such as “apparently,” “likely” and “would have” to describe the alleged illegal activity.

It should go without saying that speculation by a few judges that a crime might have been committed is a frightening basis for taking someone’s property.

Earlier this year, Nashua police confiscated video recordings of two officers being rude to a citizen at his own home. Though police dropped all charges against Michael Gannon and admitted they could not prove the recordings were illegal, they still kept the tapes.

If someone is found with cocaine or any other item clearly illegal to possess, confiscation is easily justified. But the illegality of these items was never proven, and mere possession was not itself illegal.

If the government can seize and keep a citizen’s property by simply asserting that it is contraband, even when the assertion is unsupported by the facts, then we have entered into dangerous territory.


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Icon Wars!

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NEW YORK — New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin criticized efforts to redevelop the World Trade Center site when confronted in a television interview about delays in rebuilding his city after Hurricane Katrina.

During the "60 minutes" interview, a correspondent pointed out flood-damaged cars still on the streets of New Orleans' devastated Ninth Ward. Nagin replied, "You guys in New York can't get a hole in the ground fixed, and it's five years later. So let's be fair," according to CBS.

The program is scheduled to air Sunday night. Text and a video clip from the Nagin piece were posted on CBS' Web site Thursday.

The chairman of the Lower Manhattan Development Corp., the agency created to oversee the rebuilding of the World Trade Center site and downtown Manhattan, said that tremendous progress has been made in lower Manhattan, with the Freedom Tower, a transportation hub and a memorial to the nearly 3,000 attack victims under construction.

"We understand how difficult rebuilding a city after such destruction can be," chairman Kevin Rampe said in a statement.

Nagin, known for his blunt style, is not the first to compare the two cities. New Orleans residents frequently complain that the federal government's response after Katrina has been far more sluggish than it was after the Sept. 11 attacks.



Oh gnoze!  Somebody call the WAAAAAAHMBULANCE!  Thankless cretin.

The only time these parasites unhinge their lips from the government teat is to complain about how Uncle Sugar isn't giving them enough.

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So I was reading my Sci-Fi magazine the other day and apart from the complete silence I read of SG-1 being cancelled I read the following disturbing piece of info:

The 11th Star Trek film that is in the work will revolve around a young James Tiberius Kirk.  Gues who they want to play the young Capt?

MATT DAMON!

Oh just kick me in the nuts 42 times right now if this comes to furition!

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I couldn't think of a more appropriate actor to play Jim Kirk.

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well my phone has been found...you can reach me at it starting tomm!

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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/I/IRELAND_CIRCUS_DEATH?SITE=7219&SECTION=HO...

One clown down...now if we can only get those French ones!!!

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"Things I Have Done That I Really Should Have Been Sacked For"

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Delete the v at the end of that link.(for those that didn't already catch it)
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Thanks for pointing that out, Stick.  I corrected it!

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This is funny...some guy translated rap lyrics into English:

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Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’

But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

However, I stay coochied down to the socks

Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.


Lyrics:

And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi

Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee

As I lay down laws like I lay carpet

Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit

TRANSLATION:

I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.


Lyrics:

Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it

Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it

In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia

I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin’ ya

I’m clockin’ ya - Versace shades watchin’ ya

Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin

TRANSLATION:

Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I’m having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.


Lyrics:

First I talk about how I dress and this

And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses

The sex is just immaculate from the back I get

Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the

Climax that your man can’t make

Call and tell him you’ll be home real late

Let’s sing the break

TRANSLATION:

I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn’t be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won’t be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.


Lyrics:

She’s sick of that song on how it’s so long

Thought he worked his until I handled my biz

There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans

Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan

Schemin’ - don’t bring your girl ‘round me

True player for real, ask Puff Daddy

TRANSLATION:

Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.


Lyrics:

You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel

Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel

Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell

She beeped me, meet me at twelve

TRANSLATION:

Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.


Lyrics:

Where you at? Flippin’ jobs, playin’ car notes?

While I’m swimmin’ in ya women like the breast stroke

Right stroke, left stroke what’s the best stroke

Death stroke - tongue all down her throat

Nuthin’ left to do but send her home to you

I’m through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?

TRANSLATION:

You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.


Lyrics:

So, what’s it gonna be? Him or me?

We can cruise the world with pearls

Gator boots for girls

The envy of all women, crushed linen

Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in ‘em

The finest women I love with a passion

Ya man’s a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin’

TRANSLATION:

The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.


Lyrics:

High fashion - flyin’ into all states.

Sexin’ me while your man masturbates.

Isn’t this great? Your flight leaves at eight.

Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.

Lyrically I’m supposed to represent.

I’m not only the client, I’m the player president

TRANSLATION:

You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I’ll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o’clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o’clock. I’ll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.
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An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus' miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon's capital of Libreville.

"He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus," an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record.

"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat. He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."

The New Testament records the story of Jesus walking on the Sea of Galilee as he approached his disciples in a boat.

"And in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went unto them, walking on the sea." (Matthew 14:25)

As WND reported in April, a researcher at Florida State University believes he has a natural explanation for the account of Jesus' miraculous walk on the surface of water – ice.

Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof and the co-authors of his study theorize that a rare combination of optimal water and atmospheric conditions resulted in a unique, localized freezing phenomenon called "springs ice," according to Physorg.com, which specializes in news about science, technology, physics and space.



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Sun Sep 3, 8:00 AM ET

London, UK (PRWEB) September 3, 2006 - Bible scholars claim to have fixed the bug in their decoding that caused their earlier mistaken predictions. As a result they have so many different scriptural calculations leading to the same month for the UN bomb, that "coincidence is no longer an option" for their research team. See for yourself at www.truebiblecode.com

If you do a quick back of an envelope calculation attempting to asses the probability of predicting the correct day and location of the first nuclear terrorist attack, the odds of a successful prediction are at best 1 in 40,000 according to their chief researcher - Gordon Ritchie. He says: "Let us say that the chances of such an attack ocurring anywhere in the world in the next 5 years are 50%. Then there is a 1 in 4,000 chance of getting the day right. Then let us say that the chances of this attack being against the UN in Manhattan rather than being against some other high profile target are 1 in 10. Then the chance of getting both the day and the location are 1 in 40,000."

He further computes the chances of 11 different scriptural calculations all pointing to the same month as follows... "It is hard to determine what the chances are of two scriptural calculations giving the same month and the same year. But it is easy to see what the chances are of them both giving the same month, that would be 1 in 12, since there are 12 months in the year. So the chances of 11 calculations all giving the same month are 1 in 12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12 or 1 in 61,917,364,224 or around 1 in 61 billion."

So even though a nuclear terrorist attack on the UN this month is very unlikely, it is much more likely than 10 coincidences all getting you to the same month and year as your first scriptural calculation. Incidentally they do not have any calculations suggesting a different month for this attack. Therefore they would argue that an attack has got to happen before the end of this present biblical lunar month (Elul), i.e. on or before September 26th.

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A COURT tried three men yesterday who were involved in the city's first criminal case of copyright violations of an online game.

Wang Yihui, a former manager of Shanghai Shanda Network Development Co Ltd, Tang Ming and Jin Ke, both natives of Jinhua City, Zhejiang Province, were charged with copyright violation by prosecutors.

Prosecutors allege the trio earned illegal profits of more than 2 million yuan (US$250,000) by using the computer code database of Legend of Mir 2, a popular online game operated by Shanda, to produce and sell large quantities of high-level game weapons. The weapons are normally only available to high-level winners, and hadn't been for sale.

Possession of the weapons would allow less skilled players to succeed more easily. The activities of the three also circulated far more virtual weapons than the company planned, which alerted the company that something was amiss.

Prosecutors allege that from September 2004 to August 2005, Wang, former deputy manager of Shanda's game project management center collaborated with Tang and Jin to duplicate game weapons without Shanda's permission.

"Because top-grade game weapons are very rare and precious for devoted players, they are valuable in the virtual world. We decided to make use of my position to produce a group of the weapons to get money," Wang told the court.

Prosecutors allege he was in charge of changing the game data to trick the company into producing virtual weapons for the characters registered by the other two defendants and the two defendants allegedly sold the weapons on the Internet in Jinhua.

The three achieved a booming business and had some frequent clients. Among the total illegal profits, Wang earned 1.2 million yuan and the other two defendants each received 400,000 yuan.


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THE RIAA IS fighting against a woman who wants an independent expert to examine her hard drive to prove that she was not involved in any illegal downloading.

In the case of Sony BMG et al. v. Kim Arellanes, Arellanes wants a third party expert to have a look at her harddrive to prove that she was not engaged in any file sharing. But the RIAA wants her to turn over her hard drive to them so they can carry out their own inspection.

Arellanes is not happy about turning over what could be her key evidence to the RIAA and is telling them to go forth and multiply.

She requests that the court require a "neutral computer forensics expert and a protocol protective of non-relevant and privileged information" be used to conduct the examination. The court is thinking about it.

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LA CROSSE, Wis. -- A hospital has asked an artist whose paintings portray Jesus as a rabbi to take them down because they could be controversial, the artist says.

Clara Maria Goldstein had put up 10 oil paintings Friday but was back at Gundersen Lutheran on Sunday night to take them down.

Goldstein said the hospital's gift shop manager asked her to remove them because they could be controversial.

"It was insulting at first, but now I'm just sad," Goldstein said. "The Bible says Jesus was a Jew, but no one wants Jesus painted as a Jew."

The hospital issued a statement Monday saying its officials respect people of all faiths and acknowledge "an artist's right to express their personal beliefs through their work."

But it said they have "an obligation to determine what is appropriate for our diverse patient population, and our healing environment."

Marna Holley, the hospital's director of marketing and corporate communications, would not comment beyond the statement Monday.

Goldstein said she is not disputing the hospital's right to choose the artwork. She said she created the Rabbi Jesus paintings to promote love and acceptance. "These paintings are about history and truth," she said.

The hospital provides gallery space to Eastbank Artists, which rotates artwork from different artists every two months. Goldstein, president of Eastbank Artists, was taking her turn to display her artwork.

Goldstein said her paintings also were turned down by La Crosse's Viterbo University for display at a Holocaust symposium because they might be controversial. She showed six of her paintings in an exhibition at the city's Pump House Regional Arts Center earlier this year.

"Many people said the paintings were inspiring and eye-opening," Goldstein said. "What's sad is people won't get a chance to decide for themselves what they think because it may be controversial."


"Yes Jesus was a Jew and we believe that Jesus existed...but we don't want him to be a Jew"? 
WTF?!?!?!


Ya know what I find most stupid about this story?  I'm always telling people, "Jesus wasn't white." and I get offended when he's portrayed or painted as such or with blue eyes and blonde hair.  I get mad because that is the perversion of who Jesus really was.  Now Jesus can't be Jewish?  You would think Jews would love to claim Jesus as Jewish so the white racists people would actually have to go "Derr umm if Jesus was Jewish why do I hate Jews?"  Maybe it's because people like this here are IDIOTS!!!  Also, isn't the name Goldstein Jewish?  Maybe the "Jewish conspiracy" can get together and be offended that she's Jewish!

Jesus being a Jew is offensive?!  That would mean I find 2+2=4 to be offensive!

Give me a break people...what is this?  Canada?

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(Time.comexternal link) -- In three of the Gospels, Jesus warns that each of his disciples may have to "deny himself" and even "take up his Cross."

In support of this prediction, he contrasts the fleeting pleasures of today with the promise of eternity: "For what profit is it to a man," he asks, "if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul?"

Generations of churchgoers have understood that being Christian means being ready to sacrifice. But for a growing number of Christians, the question is better restated, "Why not gain the whole world plus my soul?"

For several decades, a philosophy has been percolating in the 10 million-strong Pentecostal wing of Christianity that seems to turn the Gospels' passage on its head. Certainly, it allows, Christians should keep one eye on heaven. But the new good news is that God doesn't want us to wait.

Known (or vilified) under a variety of names -- Word of Faith, Health and Wealth, Name It and Claim It, Prosperity Theology -- its emphasis is on God's promised generosity in this life. In a nutshell, it suggests that a God who loves you does not want you to be broke.

Its signature verse could be John 10:10: "I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly." In a Time poll, 17 percent of Christians surveyed said they considered themselves part of such a movement, while a full 61 percent believed that God wants people to be prosperous.

"Prosperity" first blazed to public attention as the driveshaft in the moneymaking machine that was 1980s televangelism and faded from mainstream view with the Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart scandals.

But now, after some key modifications (which have inspired some to redub it Prosperity Lite), it has not only recovered but is booming.

Of the four biggest megachurches in the country, three -- Joel Osteen's Lakewood in Houston; T.D. Jakes' Potter's House in south Dallas; and Creflo Dollar's World Changers in Atlanta -- are Prosperity or Prosperity Lite pulpits (although Jakes' ministry has many more facets).

While they don't exclusively teach that God's riches want to be in believers' wallets, it is a key part of their doctrine.

And propelled by Osteen's 4 million-selling book, Your Best Life Now, the belief has swept beyond its Pentecostal base into more buttoned-down evangelical churches, and even into congregations in the more liberal Mainline. It is taught in hundreds of non-Pentecostal Bible studies. One Pennsylvania Lutheran pastor even made it the basis for a sermon series for Lent, when Christians usually meditate on why Jesus was having His Worst Life Then.

The movement's renaissance has infuriated a number of prominent pastors, theologians and commentators. Fellow megapastor Rick Warren, whose book The Purpose Driven Life has outsold Osteen's by a ratio of 7 to 1, finds the very basis of Prosperity laughable. "This idea that God wants everybody to be wealthy?" he snorts. "There is a word for that: baloney. It's creating a false idol. You don't measure your self-worth by your net worth. I can show you millions of faithful followers of Christ who live in poverty. Why isn't everyone in the church a millionaire?"

The brickbats -- both theological and practical (who really gets rich from this?) --come especially thick from Evangelicals like Warren. Evangelicalism is more prominent and influential than ever before. Yet the movement, which has never had a robust theology of money, finds an aggressive philosophy advancing within its ranks that many of its leaders regard as simplistic, possibly heretical and certainly embarrassing.

Prosperity's defenders claim to be able to match their critics chapter and verse. They caution against broad-brushing a wide spectrum that ranges from pastors who crassly solicit sky's-the-limit financial offerings from their congregations to those whose services tend more toward God-fueled self-help.

Advocates note Prosperity's racial diversity -- a welcome exception to the American norm -- and point out that some Prosperity churches engage in significant charity. And they see in it a happy corrective for Christians who are more used to being chastened for their sins than celebrated as God's children.

"Who would want to get in on something where you're miserable, poor, broke and ugly and you just have to muddle through until you get to heaven?" asks Joyce Meyer, a popular television preacher and author often lumped in the Prosperity Lite camp. "I believe God wants to give us nice things."

If nothing else, Meyer and other new-breed preachers broach a neglected topic that should really be a staple of Sunday messages: Does God want you to be rich?


Well if this isn't a typical biased story by anti-Christians for anti-Christians.  This movement isn't part of the "evangelical movement" it was originally part of the John Calvin movement with the belief that "I am rich because God loves me and the poor are poor because God doesn't love them".  While some aspects of the story above are true, and I'm sure there are "Christians" like that, Jesus spoke more about money and it's downfall than on any other message.  I would then call these so called Christians no evangelicals but liberal Christians and maybe even a part of the charismatic groups.  Another problem I have is it being the number 1 story on the main page of CNN and Time mag putting it as it's cover story.  Why all the hub bub?  I thought society dispised Christians and din't want any symbols or movements associated with the society?  So isn't a so called "seperation of church and state" for them to put "offensive Christian symbols" on their main page and put it right in front of me at bookstores or if I have a subscription?  Geez sounds like we're applying a double standard here.

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So yea I guess they didnt read the Bible. Cause blessed is the one who has little, but gives all. People that have alot of worldly possesions and wealth tend to live for the world, and not for God.

This is yet another chance to pervert Christianity by an "unbiased" media.

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dont categorize journalists, or the media.


not all of us are bad.


some of us go to school to learn how to be DECENT journalists and media representatives.




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I think most schools need to teach more ethics.  It seems that in business and journalism ciriculum there are never enough true ethics classes mandatory.  In these classes they should teach "How to deal with a parent who's child was just killed".  "Never say 'How do you feel' to someone who's just been in a major car accident that killed their spouse".  "How not to tackle people over for the story".  And the like.  I also think there needs to be a teaching of the greater distintion between editorializing and reporting.  Also journalists need to stop being spoon fed by our government and actually search deeper and don't be afraid to ask the hard questions.  Whatever happen to our Edward Murrors and Woodwards and Bernsteins?  Did the White House press room become the end of the quest for the story?

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An interesting take on Google Maps - a flight simulator!

http://www.isoma.net/games/goggles.html

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Because I know you want them...a tribute to animals in Holloween costumes:

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pet-costumes.php

Usually the guy who runs this site is awesome and he does stuff from remember 80s crap, the video game mercahndise, to McDonalds Holloween commericals and toys, etc.  Just a lot of nestalga (sp?) stuff.

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It is research that is guaranteed to delight men - and infuriate the women in their lives. A controversial new study has claimed that men really are more intelligent than women.

The study - carried out by a man - concluded that men's IQs are almost four points higher than women's.

British-born researcher John Philippe Rushton, who previously created a furore by suggesting intelligence is influenced by race, says the finding could explain why so few women make it to the top in the workplace.

He claims the 'glass ceiling' phenomenon is probably due to inferior intelligence, rather than discrimination or lack of opportunity.

The University of Western Ontario psychologist reached his conclusion after scrutinising the results of university aptitude tests taken by 100,000 students aged 17 and 18 of both sexes.

A focus on a factors such as the ability to quickly grasp a complex concept, verbal reasoning skills and creativity - some of they key ingredients of intelligence - revealed the male teenagers had IQs that were an average of 3.63 points higher. The average person has an IQ of around 100.

The findings, which held true for all classes and levels of parental education, overturn a 100 year consensus that men and women average the same in general mental ability. They also conflict with evidence that girls do better in school exams than boys.

But Prof Rushton, who was born in Bournemouth and obtained his doctorate in social psychology from the London School of Economics, argues that the faster maturing of girls leads to them outshining boys in the classroom.

And since almost all previous data showing an absence of difference between the sexes was gathered on schoolchildren, the gender difference could easily have been missed.

'It looks like up until late adolescence, the females have the advantage over males because they mature faster, which masks the underlying difference, he said.

Although experts have accepted that men and women differ mentally, with males averaging higher on tests of 'spatial ability' and females higher on verbal tests, it was assumed the differences averaged out, leaving no difference in overall intelligence.

Prof Rushton believes the differences are directly linked to brain size, with other studies showing men having slightly bigger brains than women.

'We know that men have larger brains, even when you take into account larger body size,' said the researcher. 'That means there are more neurons. The question is what these neurons are doing in a man - and they probably have an advantage in processing information.'

It is thought the difference may date back to the Stone Age, with women seeking out men who are more intelligent than them in a bid to pass on the best genes to their children.

'Some people have suggested it evolved because women prefer men who are more intelligent than they are for husbands,' said the professor.

'Just as they prefer men who are taller than them, they also prefer a male who is a little ahead of them in IQ.'

Critics claim Prof Rushton's results could have been skewed by the inclusion of more test results from females than form males.

Prof Rushton, who four years ago triggered a scientific row by claiming intelligence and behaviour are influenced by race, with blacks being more likely to be involved in crime and Asians having a greater chance of high IQs, however, stands by his results.

'These are unpopular conclusions,' he said. 'People should not be made to feel afraid to study controversial issues.

'We have the right to find the truth. One should really look at the facts.'

His work appears to confirm British research which showed men have bigger brains and higher IQs than women, which may explain why chess grandmasters and geniuses are more likely to be male.

The analyses of more than 20,000 verbal reasoning tests taken by university students from around the world revealed that women's IQs are up to five points lower than men's .

Women needn't feel despondent, however, as the scientists believe women can achieve just as much as men - as long as they work harder.



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I can show you men where to shove your "4 extra points."



Whoever agrees to that statement can learn yoga and suck on his own dick from here on out.



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Don't think we haven't thought of it.  Don't you remeber the title of the book, Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus.  That was our secret plan if we could all learn yoga...but we were infiltrated by some dyke who looked like a 400 lb body lifter dude.

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Feminists are idiots.

No offense Cait.  But I've noticed for the most part they spend more timing bitching about not being treated equal then they do actualy working to DESERVE to be treated equal.

Don't tell me your as good as me, prove it.

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i'm glad you think that, Wes, as I feel everyone should be paid on their work ethic and amount of work in general.


however, a lot of men are ass holes about it---and still wont pay a woman who works harder than anyone in the office. I know--my mom is one of those women.


and its not just equal pay we ask for, its a really complicated matter which involves protection of children, etc. And I know that there are awesome brothers out there who feel the same way as us---and no, they aren't gay.


X, I'd like to extend my apologies for that 400 lb dyke and your lack of talent in the art of yoga. my condolences, friend.



And my meeting wasnt the bitchy feminists---it was the ones (including myself) who want to help other men and women and who want progress in America. Simple as that. It was more or less a conference on how and what needs to be done---and there is a LOT of work.



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Well now...this might get interesting.

I want to know, why women cry for equality and when I go for testing for a police academy I have to do 32 pushups and women have to do 8.  I have run to faster, do more situps, push ups, and jump higher than women.  If women can do anything a man can do, why are not my goals lowered to women's or women's raised to men?  Does this mean that women can't or shouldn't be on front lines.  Also where is the call of women to be included in the required selective service (an oxymoron) when they turn 18?  How comeI, as a guy, am subjected to sign up to possibly serve and die for my country against my will and women aren't? 

Also, when women do get into the higher levels,  and this also goes out to black people as well as women, how come you keep the status quo.  I have heard countless and countless stories of minorities getting hired into upper management and when they can promote or higher someone who is of the same quality and standard, pick a white person or a male, over a minority?  This is more of a call than a question.  If you're going to believe in affirmative action...then shouldn't you practice it?  And if someone say, "Oh the other white males would look down on it."  Screw you.  Because if you believe in something, you should stand up for it.  If it's not something worth standing up for, then it's not something worth to believe in.

My first questions are ones I would like answers to.  I am not asking them tongue in cheek...I really, truely want to know.

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The furore over comments made by Pope Benedict about the Islamic concept of Holy War continues to grow. Today British Muslims joined in, fiercely criticising his remarks.

The pontiff was accused of falling into "the trap of bigots and racists" with the comments he made on a visit to Germany.

• Muslims must do more to integrate, says Archbishop

Last night Vatican officials were scrambling to defend the comments, saying the Pope had never intended to offend Muslims.

During a speech, he quoted a 14th century Byzantine emperor who said the prophet Mohammed had brought "things only evil and inhuman".

But Britain's Ramadhan Foundation, a youth organisation based in Rochdale, reacted angrily to the comments, comparing the Pope unfavourably to his predecessor John Paul II.

In a statement it said: "If the Pope wanted to attack Islam and Prophet Muhammad teachings he could have been brave enough to say it personally without quoting a 14th century Byzantine Christian emperor.

"The late Pope John Paul II spent over 25 years to build bridges and links with the Muslim community. He showed the world that its perception of Islam was false and that we are peace-loving people.

"The Ramadhan Foundation is disappointed that the current Pope has not followed the example of his predecessor; it is essential in today's world that we link together and encourage a wider understanding of our different faiths, celebrating our religious differences is essential in a ever expanding world."

Muhammad Umar, chairman of the foundation, said: "This attack on Islam and Prophet Muhammad by Pope Benedict is recognition that he has fallen into the trap of the bigots and racists when it comes to judging Islam on the actions of a small number of extreme elements."

The Pope's speech quoted from a book recounting a conversation between 14th century Byzantine Christian Emperor Manuel Paleologos II and an educated Persian on the truths of Christianity and Islam.

"The emperor comes to speak about the issue of jihad, holy war," the Pope said.

"He said, I quote, 'Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached'."

Benedict described the phrases on Islam as "brusque", while neither explicitly agreeing with nor repudiating them.

Pakistan's parliament condemned the "derogatory" remarks today and demanded an apology. The country's foreign ministry said they were "regrettable" and claimed they would encourage violence.

Vatican spokesman the Rev Federico Lombardi issued a statement defending the speech after Pope Benedict returned to Rome. "It certainly wasn't the intention of the Pope to carry out a deep examination of jihad (holy war) and on Muslim thought on it, much less to offend the sensibility of Muslim believers," he said.

He insisted that the pontiff wanted to "cultivate an attitude of respect and dialogue toward the other religions and cultures, obviously also toward Islam".

But Turkey's top Islamic cleric Ali Bardakoglu asked Benedict to apologise and made a string of accusations against Christianity, raising tensions ahead of a planned papal visit to the country in November.

He said he was deeply offended by the remarks and called them "extraordinarily worrying, saddening and unfortunate".

The 57-nation Organisation of the Islamic Conference, based in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, said it regretted "the Pope's quote and for the other falsifications". Militant Islamic websites also attacked the Pope.


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Wow...good job guys.  I would be able to understand your anger if you just spoke out against what the pope said.  If some Muslim quoted, oh Muhammad, and said that Christians should either convert to Islam or die at the sword...I'd be mad too.  Yet when someone, here it's the pope, speaks out against holy wars...something Catholics know a lot about, and you speak out by burning the pope in effigy...doesn't that look really really bad?  I know many liberal Muslims are trying to pass off jihad as introspected learning (which if you read the Koran it sorely isn't).   I mean, I could nit pick this entire article but I think anyone with half a brain sees the hypocracy of claiming what the pope did was wrong by claiming Muslims are violent and need to intergrate...and you go out and become entreamly angry and start burning stuff.  God forbid, he he, that the pope would have sent his message in a form of a cartoon...or you'd be rioting and burning the Vatican flag.

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Yanno, the Muslims are simply looking for a reason to be offended, and they're completely twisting the verse out of proportion.

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Update on the pope's speech and the Arab response.

Here's the speech that started it all:  http://www.cwnews.com/news/viewstory.cfm?recnum=46474

Here's the Arab response of attacking 5 Catholic churches in Palestein:  http://www.breitbart.com/news/na/cp_w091615A.xml.html

And here's an Arab op-ed piece that claims "“the pope’s comments may lead to war; we fear that the pope’s statements may lead to a war that we, Muslims and Christians alike, are trying to prevent through dialogue between East and West."  http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3304575,00.html

Umm I think Christians are more afraid of Muslims than Muslims are of Christians.  So, I know I'm one of those two parties, and I didn't get the memo about this war we're trying to prevent.  Anyone else get it?  In fact, when I hear Muslims claim that Jesus was only a prophet and their leaders claiming death to certain Jewish and Christians brethren and sitren...I don't declare war of them.  I just don't understand this.  Seriously, I want someone to explain to me...how this makes any sense?!?!?!

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Great not only are people going to think that this is how all Christians are...they'll think all Christians worship President Bush' image.

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Sept. 17, 2006 — An in-your-face documentary out this weekend is raising eyebrows, raising hackles and raising questions about evangelizing to young people.

Speaking in tongues, weeping for salvation, praying for an end to abortion and worshipping a picture of President Bush — these are some of the activities at Pastor Becky Fischer's Bible camp in North Dakota, "Kids on Fire," subject of the provocative new documentary, "Jesus Camp."

"I want to see them as radically laying down their lives for the gospel as they are in Palestine, Pakistan and all those different places," Fisher said. "Because, excuse me, we have the truth."

"A lot of people die for God," one camper said, "and they're not afraid."

"We're kinda being trained to be warriors," said another, "only in a funner way."

The film has caused a split among evangelicals. Some say it's designed to demonize. Others have embraced it, including Fischer, who's helping promote the film.

"I never felt at any point that I was exploited," Fischer said.

"I think there is a push right now in a lot of evangelical churches to definitely keep the teenagers and keep the children in the faith," said Heidi Ewing, co-director of "Jesus Camp." "And this is one version of that attempt."

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This camp is, by many accounts, a small — and perhaps extreme — slice of what some say is a growing, intensifying evangelical youth movement.

Over the past decade and a half, enrollment at Christian colleges is up 70 percent. Sales of Christian music are up 300 percent. Tens of thousands of youth pastors have been trained.

Young people are targeted through Christian music festivals, skateboard competitions and rodeos.

"This is an enormous youth movement," said Lauren Sandler, a secular, liberal feminist from New York City who spent months among the believers researching her new book, "Righteous."

Sandler says the evangelical youth movement will have a negative impact on the country's future, because even the most moderate young evangelicals are inflexible on issues such as abortion and gay marriage.

"It's an absolute, straight-up us-against-them," Sandler said. "It's, you're either with us or you're against us. … Not only are you a sinner, but you are working for the enemy — the enemy being Satan."

Chap Clark, an associate professor at the Fuller Theological Seminary who's trained youth pastors for decades, said people who see "Jesus Camp" should not come away with the idea that evangelizing to youth consists mainly of political indoctrination.

Clark said youth pastors focus much more on providing meaning to kids who can't find it in a materialistic culture or in their family lives — "which is going to translate into much healthier adults who are more able to be into respectful dialogue and come alongside people who disagree with them.

"I think this is a very hopeful time because of the youth ministry movement," he added.

There's disagreement about whether this movement is good for the country and whether the movie is an accurate portrayal of the movement.

But there's growing agreement that these children will have a real impact. One child in "Jesus Camp" goes so far as to say, "We're a key generation to bringing Jesus back."


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http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/jesuscamp/trailer/

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"It's an absolute, straight-up us-against-them," Sandler said. "It's, you're either with us or you're against us. … Not only are you a sinner, but you are working for the enemy — the enemy being Satan."


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http://www.infowars.com/articles/us/religion_jesus_camp_kids_worship_bush_pictur...

Many, many things to talk about this.

First, this video shows the kid worshiping the picture of Bush.  Next, weaping for salvation is not necessary; not to say that weaping because you are saved is wrong.  Also, speaking in tonuges is not longer real.  It stopped at the begining of the early chuch.  Read MacArthur's Carismatic Chaos for more info on the topic.

Yet, the "radical, feminist" was mad because these people would grow up to stand for something without budging.............is that wrong?  This is what is becoming wrong with America and the world.  This is the reflection of the post modernim movement that I've talked and talked about before.  You are wrong to believe in absolutes.  You are wrong if you won't budge on a subject.  Let's not even take into consideration the object of faith.  How about math or science problems.  If I went to school and got a question wrong I would sue and say "What's right for me may not be right for you...but you are judging me because you are using your biased system!"  And then I should pass all my classes and learn nothing.

This little video made me split in 2 different mad directions.  I hurt now.

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KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A mother is angry that her first-grader was suspended from school over a plastic toy gun.

"I asked her, 'You're going to suspend my son for 10 days for this? He cannot harm a soul with this,'" said Danielle Womack, whose son, Tawann Caskey, was suspended from Milton Moore Elementary School.

KMBC's Natalie Moultrie reported that Tawann was suspended over a 2-inch plastic squirt gun.

"She told me it's a weapon, a little girl saw it and reported to a teacher that he had a weapon," Womack said.

According to Kansas City, Mo., School District policy, the squirt gun is a simulated weapon and a class IV, which is the most serious school offense. Moultrie reported that principals have no discretion in cases like Tawaan's. It is an automatic 10-day suspension.

"We ask our principals for safety of students and staff, and we do follow the code of conduct and do not give exceptions to Class IV offenses. We take it very seriously," the school district's Phyllis Budesheim said.

Moultrie reported that the incident will stay on Tawann's school record. But Womack said her son does not understand why he's not in school.

"I think this could have been resolved in a different way. It's wrong to bring it school, but come on, he's 6 years old. This would not hurt a soul," Womack said.

The school district said it is all policy -- one that the school told students and parents about at the start of the year.

"We regret that this happened. My feeling is that by not giving any exceptions, this young man will not bring a toy gun to school again," Budesheim said.

The school district said that the incident should be a reminder to parents to check their children's backpacks before they go to school.

Moultrie reported that Womack is waiting to state her case before a school district hearing Wednesday morning.


Am I the only one picturing a smiling principal saying, "Sorry. We can't be held responsible for doing something stupid like this. We're just following policy."

"Policy" needs to change. Administrators need to have some freakin' discretion to
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I'd like to take us back to a time.  A time in a new school for all of us.  It was a warm and sunny day, during track season.  The birds were chirping, the grass was green, and HATED RAGED IN THE HEART OF ONE YOUNG MAN!!  He went eagerly to his computer.  What he did next...was unheard of.  This sick and cruel individual thought it would be worth his time to take a picture of the new high school and superimpose fire in the background.  Then this terrorist had the gull to put "Welcome to Hell" on it!!!  This vile human being, if you could even call him that, attracted the attention of the FBI by posting it on the internet.  School officals, those who can do no wrong, some how found the page, probably by a miracle from God...oops wait He's not allowed in school.  Anyways, they got nervous calls in from soccer moms who were afraid that this dasdardly, vile creature would burn down the school and hurt their babies.  The friend of this individual was now the pricipal and we were all afraid he would go soft on this "kid"...a kid with a black heart!  And he did...instead of expelling this creaton...he only suspended him for 10 days and made him see a psychologist.  Today, if we had our gracious lord Bush acting in our best interest, this...this....non-human being would be in a secret torture camp under Patriot Act Section 802!  This..person, we all know...because he is a meness to the American way of life.  Yet if you were in a cave, on Mars, with your eyes closed, and your fingers in your ears....this child of Satan is.............................JASON SCOTT BRINEY!!!

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Oh come on Bob, the MPAA and RIAA both have their own SWAT teams in Australia...why would this be any different.  Corporations control the government...corporations ARE the governmnet.

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MARION, Ind. -- A school recently suspended four eighth-grade girls because they wore identical outfits on the same day, some of the girls and their parents said.

Two of the girls, Dacia Small and Mindy Ellis, said McCulloch Middle School officials incorrectly branded them as gang members because of the outfits. The four received a five-day suspension after Principal Michael Shaffer saw their clothes, Small and Ellis said.

"One of the girls asked him what was the matter with it. Then he started yelling at all everybody and took us to the office and suspended us," Small told Indianapolis TV station WRTV.

Shaffer said the girls were suspended because they violated school rules, but he declined to say which rules they broke.

"I can't really address specifically a student discipline issue in regard to a particular student," Shaffer said. "I will tell you that we have a code of conduct here at McCulloch Middle School that we expect all of our students to measure up to. We're talking about a violation of that code of conduct."

The girls, whose suspensions end Tuesday, are in an after-school dance group together, but not a gang, Small said.

"We dressed alike because we are just friends," Small said.

Small's mother, Regina Barnett, said she isn't happy with Shaffer's decision. She said she thought the suspension had to do with the girls being black. Shaffer is white.

"I told him I think it's a racial thing," Barnett said. "He said he didn't appreciate me saying that because he has black friends and this and that," Barnett said.

Barnett said she is worried that the gang allegation would be on her daughter's school record.

"I don't want it on her record that she got kicked out for a gang," Barnett said. "She's not in a gang. I'm not going to let that get stuck on her record."

Barnett said she hoped to talk to the school district's superintendent about the issue.


Let me say just a few things about this article.

One is...of course the guy is a racist!  These girls aren't wearing bandanas, they aren't flashing gang signs, their pants are pulled up above their butts.  Is he going to suspend the football team for wearing their jersies on game day?  I just don't understand how these 4 girls posed a threat.  Remember in HS when a group of use wore camoflage on Fridays...we should have been hauled off to a over-seas secret CIA death camp!

Also...if someone says..."I'm not racist I have black friends"...he is a racist.  I'll show you why.  Let's think about how stupid it's to say "I have white friends".  Doesn't that sound kind of...stupid!

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my 3 best friends and I used to dress alike on occassion because...we wanted to. we were not a gang, we still are not a gang.


although, i was a part of one organization that would wear white tops and black bottoms to public events.



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In the movies, a cow is usually tipped by two drunkards in letterman's jackets. A couple of researchers from the University of British Columbia did some calculations and figured that tipping a cow would actually take a lot more force than a couple of sloshed jocks could generate. Specifically, it would require 4.43 people to push the cow's center of mass past the point of no return. In other words -- it's technically possible, but a lot of work.
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Just when you thought school officials were already morons....

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061001/LOCAL/610010508

Now they're punishing people for what they say on blogs.

I wonder what would have happen if a brother hits his brother at his house and they both go to the same school?  Could they be expelled?  If their parents own a gun or they have a Boy Scouts knife can they be charged for having a weapon?

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Those crazy Japanese.  What'll they think of next?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/165925/crazy_japanese_port_o_potty_prank/

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USB hamster wheel targets keyboard hammerers

By Reg Hardware
4th October 2006 12:22 GMT

What can we say that the headline doesn't? It's a hamster wheel. It connects to a spare USB port. Plug it and and watch that furry sucker run for dear life. Round and round. The clever bit - Hammy matches his pace to your typing speed. The faster your fingers, the quicker the hamster's pace. In short, we have at long last a USB toy your boss will approve. Expect a flurry of frenetic keyboard activity as the nation's office works try to out-type and out-run each other. Hammy can be yours for a mere 25 quid, courtesy of Crazy About Gadgets.



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By DAVID S. COHEN

George Lucas has a message for studios that are cutting their slates and shifting toward big-budget tentpoles and franchises: You've got it all wrong.

The creator of "Star Wars," which stamped the template for the franchise-tentpole film, says many small films and Web distribution are the future.

And in case anyone doubts he means it, Lucasfilm is getting out of the movie biz.

"We don't want to make movies. We're about to get into television. As far as Lucasfilm is concerned, we've moved away from the feature film thing because it's too expensive and it's too risky.


Well well well.  Look what we have here.  Mr. Lucas finally felt the wrath of the SW fans and fled Skywalker ranch into the arms of TV.  What he said makes as much sense as a child rapist who was just caught saying no one should rape children and then go on to comment how they're going to move on to just robberies.  I wonder if what he really meant was "I suck.  The fans reactions to my crappy movies have shown me this.  So instead of apoligizing for killing the childhoods of a zillion people...I'm going to pout...on TV."

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'"I think the secret to the future is quantity," Lucas said.

He spoke to Daily Variety after the groundbreaking ceremony for the renamed School of Cinematic Arts at USC.


Umm what?  The secret is freakin quantity?  Yes, cause that explains it!  The movie industry isn't loosing money because it makes a whole bunch of shotty movies.  No!  It's in the flop because it doesn't make ENOUGH of them!  I wonder if Mr. Lucas' brain has stroked so often from reading hate mail that he's flipped a switch that tells him quantity really means quality.

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He gave $175 million -- $100 million toward the endowment, $75 million for buildings -- to his alma mater. But he said that kind of money is too much to put into a film.

Spending $100 million on production costs and another $100 million on P&A makes no sense, he said.

"For that same $200 million, I can make 50-60 two-hour movies. That's 120 hours as opposed to two hours. In the future market, that's where it's going to land, because it's going to be all pay-per-view and downloadable.


Yet you still did it!  Oh I shouldn't eat this box of chocolate...as I rip open its packaging.  I just hope he's not talking about doing a...Blair Witch...The Series!  Because then I will break my TV and await the expensive Battlestar Galactica!

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"You've got to really have a brand. You've got to have a site that has enough material on it to attract people."

He said he's even discussed the subject with Pixar's Steve Jobs and John Lasseter.

"If you don't do very many movies, and you're really lucky, and you really know what you're doing, you can get away with it. But you know at some point you're going to lose a game."


Has this guy never heard of Alfred Hitchock?  The man made a great deal of movies and people loved them and still do.  Well it's probably because he was never all over the board like some people."

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Lucas said he believes Americans are abandoning the moviegoing habit for good.

"I don't think anything's going to be a habit anymore. I think people are going to be drawn to a certain medium in their leisure time and they're going to do it because there is a desire to do it at that particular moment in time. Everything is going to be a matter of choice. I think that's going to be a huge revolution in the industry."

That doesn't mean Lucasfilm is diving into online distribution, though. "Having had a lot of experience in this area, we're not rushing in," he said. "We're trying to find out exactly where the monetization is coming from. We're not interested in jumping down a rat hole until such time as it finally figures itself out."


Does anyone understand what this dip-shh is saying in the above!?  He's just making up words now!

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Nor is Lucasfilm's exit from features instant or absolute. "Indiana Jones 4" is still in development. "Steve (Spielberg) and I are still working away, trying to come up with something we're happy with. Hopefully, in a short time, we will come to an agreement. Or something," Lucas said, without a great deal of enthusiasm.


I wonder if Indy will be CGI-ed...or a robot...no even better!  A fricken mechanical spider!  Ya that's it.

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Lucasfilm also is working on "Red Tails," a film about the Tuskegee airmen of WWII.

"I've been working on that for about 15 years," he said, adding that he's also been working on "Indy 4" for 15 years.

And Lucas Animation does plan to start making feature films -- eventually.

"Right now we're doing television, which looks great. I'm very, very happy with it," he said of his toon division. "And out of doing the animation, we're getting the skill set and the people and putting the studio in place so we can do a feature. But it's probably going to be another year before we have the people and the systems in place to do a feature film."

Lucas admitted the big-budget strategy has done well for him in the past, but said, "We're not going to do the $200 million investments."

He calls himself "semi-retired" but reiterated his plans to direct "small movies, esoteric in nature," after his other projects are launched. He expects to serve as exec producer on the two features and the TV shows, including a live-action "Star Wars" skein.

At the USC groundbreaking, Lucas was honored amid cannon shots of confetti and fanfares from the USC Marching Band for his gift, the largest in the school's history.

Other bizzers in attendance included Lucas pals Robert Zemeckis and Spielberg.

Lucas said the gift is intended to set an example for the rest of the entertainment industry, as well as other universities.

"In a lot of industries, the people in the industry give a lot of money to the schools that produce the people who are their employees," he said, pointing to the auto industry as an example. "The film industry doesn't seem to be too enthusiastic about that idea. I'd love to see the industry do more.

"As self-interest, it's good to have the best trained people working for you. And the best trained people come from film school.

"The world of moving images hasn't had a lot of respect (in academia)," said Lucas. "But it's the major form of communication in the 21st century."

This $175 million, he said, is meant to "put other universities on notice that this is an important discipline that needs to be fostered."


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What in the world has happened to to Lucas?  I feel stupider just for reading that blather.

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Police hunt farting dissident

Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.

Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.

He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.

When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.

Hoffmann was arrested and released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court early this week to be tried, and the judge in the case rejected an appeal by defence lawyers to throw the charges out.

A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."

Instead the court ordered the police to start a nationwide hunt for the man, and interpol have been alerted.



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Then again, theres this!

Denver-area man filed a lawsuit today against a member of the Secret Service for causing him to be arrested after he approached Vice President Dick Cheney in Beaver Creek this summer and criticized him for his policies concerning Iraq.

Attorney David Lane said that on June 16, Steve Howards was walking his 7-year-old son to a piano practice, when he saw Cheney surrounded by a group of people in an outdoor mall area, shaking hands and posing for pictures with several people.

According to the lawsuit filed at U.S. District Court in Denver, Howards and his son walked to about two-to-three feet from where Cheney was standing, and said to the vice president, "I think your policies in Iraq are reprehensible," or words to that effect, then walked on.

Ten minutes later, according to Howards' lawsuit, he and his son were walking back through the same area, when they were approached by Secret Service agent Virgil D. "Gus" Reichle Jr., who asked Howards if he had "assaulted" the vice president. Howards denied doing so, but was nonetheless placed in handcuffs and taken to the Eagle County Jail.

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_5039230,00.ht...

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Good site Briney...you posted the same one I was going to post he he.

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The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
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Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for
becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and
for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see
one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it
out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes
every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes
in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be
illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my
family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency
room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums
for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a
year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges
throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of
renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance
premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age
children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be
most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,

Pete McGlaughlin



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That letter assumes that you have to PAY income taxes!

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BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) -- Hundreds of Iraqi policemen fell sick from poisoning Sunday at a base in southern Iraq after the evening meal breaking their daily Ramadan fast, and officials said they were investigating whether the poisoning was intentional.

An official with the Environment Ministry said 11 policemen had died. However, the governor of Wasit province -- where the poisoning took place -- denied any deaths, though he said some of the victims were in critical condition. There was no immediate explanation for the contradictory reports.

Some of the policemen began bleeding from the ears and nose after the meal, said Jassim al-Atwan, an inspector for the Environment Ministry, who was serving as a liaison in the investigation between the Health Ministry and the base, located in the town of Numaniyah.

"Hundreds of soldiers were poisoned after taking food and water in the iftar," Wasit Gov. Hamad al-Latif told the Associated Press, referring to the meal that breaks the sunrise-to-sunset fast during the Islamic holy month. "Investigations are under way to determine the cause."

Samples of the food and water were being tested "to determine the substance in them" and will be sent to Baghdad for further tests, al-Latif said.

Sunni insurgents who have targeted police and military forces with bombings and shootings have not been known to use poisoning as a weapon. But the suddenness and severity of the sickness raised speculation that the incident could be a new attack. The division is mainly made up of Shiites.

Between 600-700 policemen were affected to varying degrees, and 11 who had the heaviest amount of the food had died, al-Atwan told The Associated Press.

Some of the soldiers collapsed as soon as they stood up from the meal, others fell "one after the other" as they headed out to the yard in the base to line up in formation, al-Atwan said.

Iraqi ambulances and helicopters sent by the U.S. military rushed the policemen to hospitals in Numaniyah and the nearby city of Kut.

The afflicted policemen belonged to the 4th Division of the National Police, nicknamed the "Karrar" Division, after a title of Imam Ali, the most revered Shiite saint.

The division normally operates around the town of Salman Pak on the southeastern outskirts of Baghdad -- an area of intense Shiite-Sunni killings. The division was sent to the base in Numaniyah, 60 miles southeast of the capital, for further training.

Al-Latif said food and water at the base are provided by an Australian contractor working through Iraqi subcontractors. He did not identify the Australian firm.


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Lightning exits woman's bottom
October 09, 2006 12:00am

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."


  • I bet she's got one hot butt. 
  • She's definitely a well-grounded woman.
  • Fire in the hole!
  • It gives a new meaning to "Blow it out your @!%"
  • Her butt got lit up, literally!
  • "...and if William Wallace Natasha Timarovic was here she'd strike down the english with balls of fire from her eyes and lightning bolts from her arse!" -Braveheart
  • White Brown Lightning!
  • But, I didn't think there was lightning on the moon.


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FORGET F-IN GUN CONTROL...WE NEED COMB CONTROL!!!  AHHH I'M PANIACING!!!! AHHHH

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A girl was suspended from a Dayton school after she brought a double fish tail comb to school.

School officials called it a dangerous weapon , and even though its not listed as a banned item in the code of conduct book, officials are upholding their decision.

Mary Thomas said her daughter Taylor was suspended unfairly for having a double fish tail comb.

She was suspended from Wilbur Wright Middle School for five days even though the student code of conduct book doesn't ban the double fish tail comb . It specifically bans the rat tail comb only.

In fact, Thomas said there are lots of combs that are not banned that could be considered dangerous.

Thomas said combs are not dangerous; people who use them as weapons are.

But school officials said the principal made known what kinds of combs were not acceptable.

And he said although the rattail comb is specifically mentioned in the conduct book, the double fish tail comb, as well as others, can technically fall under other language listed in the book.

Not only does Thomas want the suspension revoked, but she wants any mention of it removed from Taylor's school records.

Dayton School officials said they are sticking by their decision and the suspension stands.
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Oh, the humanity!

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its a double sided comb with a pic as its tail (see picture)
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I was reading in the paper that the courts yesterday approved the merger of Bell South and AT&T.  Now I know we're all too young to remember, but us "hackers" know the days when AT&T was THE only phone company.  This helped lauch the career of Cptn. Crunch with his Cruch Whistle at 2600Hz.  Then Congress broke AT&T into 3 seperate parts.  So...why does it make sense that AT&T are recollecting itself?  My theory is that AT&T is in actuality....

T1000.  It just needs to be close enough to it's other parts in order to regain and reinstitue itself.  It just needs to stay away from the CO2...and that's an illusion to the laws set in place to stop them from being a monopoly.

Anyone else find this odd?  Or is this just typical politics?

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6047056.stm

I took this comment from Fark, so don't think I'm this savy:

Politicians do to RAM chip makers what it won't do to oil companies.

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Pat, way back in 1956 the Bell System (aka Ma Bell, the old AT&T telephone network) was limited to only operating a maximum of 85% of the phone network in the US.

Even with that in mind, the merger of Bell South (SBC) and AT&T in March of this year (announced in October of last year) is leading to a reconstitution of the original AT&T.  Here's an interesting article on the topic from late last year...

http://telephonyonline.com/marketing/news/SBC_ATT_brand_102705/

The bad part about the remerging of the US telephony industry is the number of careers affected.  As mentioned in the article above, over 13,000 jobs will be cut because of that one merger alone.  I'd image the ultimate reconstitution of AT&T will cause over 100,000 jobs to be eliminated, which is one heck of a lot of jobs.  Mind you, these aren't minimum wage short-term jobs, but long-term, high-paying careers that are highly sought after by educated professionals.  That's gonna hurt.

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I don't know if you guys would like this but this is a bunch of hilarious computer related jokes involving stupid people which some are hilarious.

http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

I'd suggest starting with the emergency section.

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Holy crap, that site is olllllld!

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it fits this thread welllll then, doesn't it?
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NEW YORK (AP) - Rapper Fabolous was shot early Tuesday as he stood at a Manhattan parking garage, spurring a sequence of events that left him both hospitalized in stable condition and under arrest, police said.

The rapper, whose legal name is John Jackson, was shot once in the thigh when a male with a gun approached him and three others and opened fire, police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wysokowski said.

The four jumped into a vehicle and fled, attracting the attention of police when they ran a red light. Officers stopped them and discovered two loaded guns in the vehicle, both of which were apparently unlicensed, Wysokowski said. All four men were arrested, and charges were pending.

The rapper was taken to a hospital. Police were searching for the shooter.

The Brooklyn native's hits have included, "Breathe" and "Can't Deny It," and his songs cover topics ranging from romance to street life and violence. He recently took part in the taping of the VH1 Hip Hop Honors, which were to air Tuesday evening.

An e-mail seeking comment from a representative at Def Jam Recordings was not immediately returned early Tuesday. The label is producing the rapper's upcoming solo album, due out in December, according to Fabolous' Web page on MySpace.com.



Another rapper shot?  No way!  Say it isn't so!

With a belt buckle like that, how does he even sit down?

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Reply #706 - Oct 17th, 2006 at 12:28pm
 
Well first of all bob, you'll notice the 10,000 lb chain around his neck.  That's his bling, not his belt buckle.  He he...that would be a cooler belt buckle.

Also if anyone has seen the Sopranos you'll remember when the rapper hired a mafioso to shoot him to get street cred...like 50 cent.  I wonder if this is the same thing.

To make a commentary on rap and black culture:  Rap has hurt black people more than anything I can think of (besides white people that is).  First of all, it gives younge, black males a desire to become easily rich and support the ghetto.  I can't tell you how people black males I know (not THAT many) who strive to get into the rap biz.  I shake my head everytime I hear them say it.  Do they really expect to make it?  I mean look how many rappers are out there, and come on, most of them, have as much talent as a beanstalk.  You can tell the generic rappers from the "real" ones by their music videos.  If they just have their entire neighborhood behind them bobbing up and down and a few girls and cars...they are just the cookie cutter image. 

Second of all rap hurts black women.  More black women today are getting higher education and better paying jobs.  This makes it harder to find a black male with similar characteristics.  This is why more black women are either not marrying or dating outside their "race" (only one race, the human race, but I use the generic term).  The idea of "I'm going to be a famous rapper like Jay-Z or 2Pac, or Puffy" is as remote as saying "I'm going to be a professional baseball/football/basketball/etc palyer".  Even if you ARE a decent player, that won't mean you'll get signed right out of high school.  That means while the black female is continuing college, the black males are sitting around waiting for their "big break".

Third, rap hurts the image of black men.  The gangsta lifestyle is not something to be proud of.  Look at the rappers today?  Are they still from "da streets"?  Hmm the diamonds, the booze, the cars?  No, they make money off the image of the ghetto and from the people who live there (although 90% of rap is bought by white college kids).  They do nothing to go back to their ghetto block and start after school programs or give money to churches or school or the YMCA.  They spend their money on themselves because "they've earned it and they were owed something for their hard lives".  When whites and blacks still have stereotypes that hurt us both, rap gives moronic whites another berage of ammo to fuel their racism.  The gangsta lifestyle, the "ghetto, black" talk, the guns, the cars, the greed.  The idea of, this is what every black person strives to be and thinks.  The black community hurts itself (just like the Arab) for not speaking out and condoning this music that building up the lifestyle of shooting, drugs, booze, loose women, and death.

My last point is that it hurts women, esp black women.  Look at any music video and you will see the girl with nothing on with a nice back basically treated like an animal or worse an object.  You have them as servents in Flava's vids, you have them as dogs on actual leashes in Snoops vids, and in all of them women are not held to be people of respect let alone people.  The women in the video are exploited, the women who idolize these women are too, and so are the women who still like the rappers.  These women go to the clubs and let the rappers do whatever they want just for the fame or the money or the booze.  The words "skeet skeet skeet" are something that has even lowered the standard of women to outside world.  I won't go into what it is because I'm pretty sure we all know what it means.  Not to mention, the independent, black woman who gets her college degree, gets a real job, has to contend with these images and striving not to be like them and make people see either her as just a good worker or her as what black women can accomplish.

I'm not saying all rap is bad and some make good political or social commentary.  I just think it shows you the greed of man, white or black, and the intollerance of both "races".  The black communuity should condem these behaviors (and some do...there's a group at WMU who does so) and these "heroes from the streets" should invest in those same streets to improve them.

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Reply #707 - Oct 17th, 2006 at 8:08pm
 
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By Joshua Chaffin in New York

Published: October 17 2006 20:27 | Last updated: October 17 2006 20:27

Universal Music has launched the established media industry’s first legal action against rapidly growing user-generated websites by filing copyright suits against start-ups Grouper.com and Bolt.com.


Hmm aren't men enough to take on the top dogs.  Nope have to go for the start up groups.  Good luck with that.  As you kill the small fishes the bait will go to the bigger ones.

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In separate lawsuits, Universal alleged that Grouper and Bolt had built up traffic by encouraging users to share music videos from its artists without their permission.

In one incident, it claimed a video for the Mariah Carey song “Shake it Off” was viewed more than 50,000 times on Grouper without the company’s permission.


And this is different than watching artist vids on Myspace?  Oh it's not.  How about watching it on YouTube?  Oh it's not.  Is that because the billionares own those "legal" sites?  Yes it is.

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Universal is demanding that they halt those actions and pay millions of dollars in compensation. Universal also reserved the right to add Sony Pictures Entertainment to the suit. Sony acquired Grouper in August for an estimated $65m.

Sony and Bolt executives had not seen the suit on Tuesday and could not immediately comment on its claims.


So...umm...corporations are getting into the piracy gig?  I don't think anyone would want to take Sony on, esp the movie industry.

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User-generated sites have exploded in popularity in recent months by allowing users to share video clips online. Last week, Google confirmed the sector’s appeal when it agreed to buy YouTube, the most popular user-generated site, for $1.65bn.

However, such sites have created a dilemma for established media companies.

While they offer companies the promise of promoting their content to a vast new audience on the web, they also pose the risk of massive copyright violations. Universal publicly threatened to sue YouTube before changing tack and signing a partnership with the company last week to distribute its music videos.

Universal was persuaded after YouTube agreed to pay a small licensing fee for the material and to share associated advertising revenues.

Aaron Cohen, Bolt’s chief executive, disputed the notion that Bolt’s function was to share professionally-made videos, saying content was created by users.


Boy don't you wish there was some high high court system that could plainly state the rules of the legality of everything, something like oh...the Court de la Supreme?  Or how about a body of govt that writes and passes laws to govern actions?  Some sort of Congress looking-branch?  It's strange how the govt wants in our business all the time except for when they can help the poor, the tired, the downtrodden masses.

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Reply #708 - Oct 18th, 2006 at 8:11am
 
Ha, Sony is suing Sony.  That's grand!

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http://www.idsnews.com/news/story.php?id=38466&adid=city

I know how this lawsuit happened.  The kid doesn't go but all his/her friends do.  They come back or sitting at lunch and ask why he/she wasn't their.  Then they proceed to make fun of him/her.  This lawsuit is about "bullying".  What does this mother want?  Stop all churches too because her kid feels left out?  How about we stop all sports that need some students to leave early?  Her kid might feel left out there too.

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http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/10/20/entertainmen...

I smell the blood of corporate presure.  Well at least those gay people still can't get in.

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A new Bible translation is causing controversy after it cut out difficult parts surrounding economic justice, possessions and money.

The new bible version, released by the Western Bible Foundation in the Netherlands, has created a storm by trying to make the Christian gospel more palatable.


I wonder if they took out the part about not chaning the Bible in Revelations?  Shoot they prob just took out that book.

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According to Chairman Mr. De Rijke the foundation has reacted to a growing wish of many churches to be market-oriented and more attractive. "Jesus was very inspiring for our inner health, but we don't need to take his naοve remarks about money seriously. He didn't study economics, obviously."


Wow, I wonder if this guy said this with a straight face.  He didn't study morality in college either.  He didn't study marriage or relationships.  Can't take those seriously.  Oh he didn't study maricles and the phliosphy on God.  So umm...we just have a guy who lived and did "stuff".

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According to De Rijke no serious Christian takes these texts literally. "What if all Christians stopped being anxious, for example, and started expecting everything from God? Or gave their possessions to the poor, for that matter. Our economy would be lost. The truth is quite the contrary: a strong economy and a healthy work ethic is a gift from God."


We'd all be like God and doing what he wanted us to do, that's what would happen.  Plus this guy is a moron if he thinks that what the Bible says.  Maybe he need to read things in context.

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The foundation wanted to "boldly go where no one else has gone before" by cutting out the confusing texts.


Umm people have been doing that since the Bible was written.  The Gnostics, Hitler, Ray Bardberry (well in a book at least).

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“We don't use them anyway! There's no single Christian selling his possessions and giving them to the poor."


Me thinks this guy needs to shut the heck up.

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The Western Bible is published – in Dutch only so far – by the well-known Christian publisher Buijten & Schipperheijn. IN it, some of the most important passages of the Bible: the Ten Commandments, sections of Isaiah, Proverbs, and the Sermon on the Mount, contain holes where the original translation urged radical actions around money, justice or affluence.

Hundreds of Western Bibles have been sold in the first few weeks, whilst anxious Christians filled newspapers and web logs with their doubts.

Sometimes Christians seem to have more anger than humour, however. The names of the board, ‘De Rijke’ (meaning ‘the rich’) and ‘Fortuijn’ (meaning ‘fortune’), as well as the holes in the pages of the Western Bible hint to the truth: the Western Bible is a joke.

It is published by Time to Turn, a network of Christian students and young adults in the Netherlands "who want to choose a sustainable and just way of life, based on their faith in Jesus Christ."


So we're suppose to trust that Jesus saves us from sin but doesn't know what the crap he's talking about when he....speaks.

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They do not believe in a new legalism, or in a utopian state, but in a God who is willing to deliver the world from materialism and injustice. Time to Turn is linked to the international student movement Speak.

Frank Mulder, chairman of Time to Turn, is surprised by the commotion.

"Many Christians accept the Western lifestyle, including the degradation of creation and the injustice of our trade, and they only take the easy parts of the gospel. But it isn't until we publish this gospel with holes, that they get confused!"

Time to Turn are soon to publish a bible study about the holes.


This is another guy who needs to check his brain.

http://www.ajc.com/living/content/living/faithandvalues/stories/2006/10/18/1022S...

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Reply #712 - Oct 23rd, 2006 at 8:35am
 
So, the God of all creation doesn't understand flawed socioeconomic theory?

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Published: October 8 2006 19:09 | Last updated: October 8 2006 19:09

The president of Opec on Sunday called on members of the cartel to put into immediate effect an agreement to cut output by 1m barrels a day, underscoring the group’s determination to curb falls in the oil price.

In a letter whose contents were revealed to the FT, Edmund Daukoru, Nigeria’s oil minister, urged his fellow ministers to implement their country’s share of the pro-rata quota reduction.

A communiquι announcing the measure, which reduces Opec’s quota to 27m barrels a day, is expected on Monday, ending any doubts that the group is intent on stopping prices from falling much below $60 a barrel. The agreement could push up oil prices on Monday.

In addition, Saudi Arabia, Venezuela and Iran, key members, are pushing the cartel to meet in Vienna next week to ratify the deal in order to make a public show of unity.

Chakib Khelil, Algeria’s oil minister, said on Sunday: “What is important is that the market finds the Opec position credible.” He added: “That would send a clear signal that Opec means business.”

Other members, including Nigeria, believe a communiquι would be sufficient. Nevertheless, an Opec official said the meeting was likely to be held and that the preferred date among ministers was October 18-19.

Mr Daukoru’s letter confirms last week’s report in the FT that the group had reached an informal agreement to cut output by 1m b/d – the first Opec quota reduction since April 2004. It also reveals that the cut will be from the group’s official quota level, rather than from its production volumes.

The group has already trimmed some production in the last two months, so this cut could end up being more in the range of 500,000 b/d than the 1m b/d to be announced. Saudi Arabia will shoulder the bulk of the reduction.

The market remains sceptical about the exact size of the cut. In addition there are doubts about Nigeria’s real production cuts as the country has only been able to pump 75 per cent of its capacity because of rebel attacks.

However, following the FT’s initial story, a Deutsche Bank analyst wrote: “The announcement of a move towards a 1m b/d cut is early, and aggressive, and right in front of US elections, indicating a real concern on the part of the Saudis to control [protect] prices from more downside.”

In fact, many Opec officials believe this will be the first in a series of adjustments. The group’s economists estimate it will need to pump 26.97m b/d between April and June next year, far below current production levels of 29.5m b/d.

World oil prices have dropped about 25 per cent from a high of $78.40 reached in August. The decline followed a slowdown in US oil consumption and the easing of tensions over Iran’s nuclear ambitions.



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Boy Scouts offer merit badge for not pirating

October 23, 2006 - 9:17AM
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A Boy Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, etc. etc. He is also respectful of copyrights. Boy Scouts in the Los Angeles area will now be able to earn an activity patch for learning about the evils of downloading pirated movies and music.

The patch shows a film reel, a music CD and the international copyright symbol, a "C" enclosed in a circle.

The movie industry has developed the curriculum.

"Working with the Boy Scouts of Los Angeles, we have a real opportunity to educate a new generation about how movies are made, why they are valuable, and hopefully change attitudes about intellectual property theft," Dan Glickman, chairman of the Motion Picture Association of America, said in a statement Friday.

Scouts will be instructed in the basics of copyright law and learn how to identify five types of copyrighted works and three ways copyrighted materials may be stolen.

Scouts also must choose one activity from a list that includes visiting a movie studio to see how many people can be harmed by film piracy. They also can create public service announcements urging others not to steal movies or music.

Many of the Scouts in the Los Angeles area come from families whose members are somehow connected to the region's sprawling entertainment industry, said Victor Zuniga, a spokesman for the Los Angeles Area Council.

The program is being introduced to the 52,000 Scouts in the Los Angeles area, with plans to offer it to other California councils early next year. The program will reach Scouts ages 6 to 21.

Unlike a merit badge, an activity patch is not required to advance in the Scouts. Instead, they are awarded for various recreational and educational activities, such as conservation or volunteering at a food bank.


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I bet he will too Smiley

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And you know I thought about posting that on Sat.

This is a perfect example of how those industries with a lot of money can influence the American culture.  We really screwed ourselves over with the invention of the Corporation back in the day.  If fact there's a great vid out called just that "The Corporation" very eye opening.

I wonder if the troops can question why copyright is necessary and have a logical discussion besides bring up "well we say it's against the law".

I would love to find a meeting and as just a few questions:

Me:  Excuse me Mr. MPAA/RIAA can I borrow a pen, I forgot mine.
Him:  Sure here you go.
Me:  Nice pen, mind if I keep it?
Him:  Uhh sure I guess.
Me:  Quick!!!  Someone call the police!
Crowd: Shocked*
Me:  This man has just engaged in piracy of a pen.  We need the PAA to prosecute this case.

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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20630127-1702,00.html

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LONDON (AFP) - A Scottish judge cleared a student from China of a motoring offence after claiming that "all Chinese people can look the same", a newspaper has reported.
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Sheriff Margaret Gimblett dismissed the evidence of two police officers who had identified Hui Yu, 23, who had been charged with driving without insurance.

She was quoted by The Times Monday as telling Greenock Sheriff Court, near Glasgow: "Without wanting to be derogatory in any way, sometimes it is said that all black people look the same at first glance and the same can be said that all Chinese people can look the same to a native Scot.

"It's only when you have time to look that you begin to see the differences."

Two police officers identified Hui as a man they stopped at a petrol station but Hui denied the offence, saying he was at his girlfriend's flat at the time.

Seemingly agreeing with Gimblett, Hui said after the case: "It is true that people from one nationality or race can look the same to people from another nationality or race.

"It is the same for Chinese people -- we find it quite hard at first to tell the difference between groups of Scots," the Times quoted him as saying.

A spokesman for Britain's Commission for Racial Equality watchdog said that the sheriff's comments were "not particularly helpful".

But both the Chinese headteacher of the Chinese School in Glasgow and the chairman of the Scotland-China Association backed Gimblett, saying the comments were not meant to be derogatory.


This is the first time I am saying this:  I WISH I WERE CHINESE!!!  I would go to Scottland and rang havok on the Scotts!  I would pee on William Wallaces statue, I would pee in the beer, I would pee on the Queen.  After all I'm Chinese I have a small penis, yet a lot of pee, and I look like all Chinese people!!!

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Here's something you don't see very often.  The entire Internet is going straight down the tubes today...

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BURBANK, Calif. - Snoop Dogg was arrested on suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession, police said.

The rapper, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, was arrested at 3:45 p.m. Thursday at Bob Hope Airport, police said. Snoop Dogg posted $35,000 bail and was scheduled to appear in court Dec. 12.

Airport police officers stopped Snoop Dogg at a loading zone for a vehicle code violation. When officers searched the vehicle they found a gun and marijuana, police said.


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? 

Fo' drizzle!

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I'm not posting the entire story because it's a boring article about basketball.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-stern103006&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

However the article is about how this guy's making more rules for basketball.  And as a person who hates the game, and wanted a good rant, I found the article aggravating.

I played soccer for most of my life.  It's a contact sport but you had to do it with finesse or you got penalized.  So I thought it would be fun to play for a church basketball league.   Briney and Ironman can attest to this fact as they were on my team.  Every game but one or two, I got kicked out of...for penalties.  I didn't do this on purpose because I thought, hey this will be like playing ball with my friends at home, just with a few more enforced rules.  As my record shows, I was wrong.  This "sport" as some would call it has more rules than cricket, and no one understand cricket.  The object of the game, as I understood it was to but a ball in a basket more than your opponent and to stop your opponent from doing likewise by taking the ball away from them.  Well there were a lot of penalties to stop you from doing that.  For example, you couldn't reach around the person and try and swat the ball away.  You couldn't use your body to stop the person from moving forward w/o planting your feet.  You couldn't jump when they jumped to stop their shot if you fully extended their arm.  You couldn't jump into people as you're moving forward to make a basket, a hard concept seeing as there's this thing called inertia that's hard to get over.  And more and more.  4 penalties got you out...and I got out a lot.  This is the panziest sport I have ever played, and haven't since...in anything.  I find it hard to even try and cheer for the games on TV.  I don't understand the reaction of people who go "ooooo dangggg you see that?!" when someone makes a layup or what have you.  I don't understand how the pros get away with taking 35 steps to make a basket where there is such a thing as traveling (Michael Jordan did it all the time and never got called and when it is called it makes ESPN's Top Plays list).  These rules also bring down the WNBA, also the inability for women to dunk (which also makes ESPN's Top Plays list).

So this yahoo is trying to add even more rules.  This just pushes me further and further away from the sport.  Although I do find it funny that he's trying for more of a dress code on the court.  I see more b-ball players looking like Mr. T with all their jewelery they have on them.  I think some of the people in the stands get blinded from reflections of the lights off players diamond earrings.  And come on!  Those full face guards made out of plastic!!!???  What do those do besides make you look like a Hannibal Lecture reject?  Guess what?  It the ball hits you in the nose and you're wearing that...it's not going to do anything.

So to stop this tirade that is prob boring to the rest of you, my resolve is that basketball has too many rules and therefore is not a sport worth watching or playing.

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I agree completely about the rules, Stewie.  I played Basketball with a bunch of friends at a church lock-in down in Ohio last weekend, and I found myself hindered by all the arbitrary rules.  I realize basketball isn't a full-contact sport, but wow...  too many rules!

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http://www.automobilemag.com/multimedia/video/0610_lexus_ls460_auto_park/index.h...

The new richy-rich Lexus LS460 has an automatic parking feature that supposedly will park your car for you.  This quick video shows how well it doesn't work.

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(BCN) SAN JOSE San Jose firefighters are responding to reports of explosions from within a four-story building in San Jose that has also drawn responses from a bomb squad and a hazardous materials team.

The fire department responded to the building at 2211 North 1st St. at 7:31 p.m. after being contacted by the building's private alarm company that some windows were broken and several explosions may have occurred inside, according to San Jose Fire Department Capt. Jose Guerrero.

The firefighters report no obvious signs of fire, but it appears there is a haze coming from inside of the building and several windows have been blown out, Guerrero said.

Firefighters have ordered the evacuation of the building and members of the bomb squad and the hazardous materials team are going through the structure, according to Guerrero.


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PENSACOLA, Florida (AP) — An evangelist who founded Pensacola's defunct Dinosaur Adventure Land theme park is behind bars.

Jurors convicted Kent Hovind on 58 counts of tax fraud last night. The founder of Creation Science Evangelism is accused of failing to pay $845,000 in employee taxes at the dinosaur theme park, an amusement park that exposed visitors to Hovind and his followers' view that human and dinosaurs coexisted and that evolution did not occur.

Hovind, who faces a maximum of 288 years in prison, was taken into custody after the jury read its verdict.

Hovind's wife, Jo Hovind, was convicted on 44 of the counts involving evading bank-reporting requirements. She faces up to 225 years in prison but was allowed to remain free pending the couple's sentencing. That is January ninth.


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I wonder what Hovind has to say about "structuring" his bank transactions to avoid reporting?

Personally, I think the $10,000 reporting limit is ludicrous.

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Ya know, I don't think anything fishy is going on Pat.

Hovind bent some rules that he knew were going to be risky (Right or not), and the people who didn't like him and his views made him pay for it.  He should have known it would happen sooner or later.
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Well that's what I meant by fishy.  People who didn't like him or his views went after him.  It just seemed odd that he would get the attention of anyone, esp the IRS.  I wonder what types of weaponry they used to bring him in.  Also, I don't understand how that penalty, the 1,000 years in prison is at all a) legal b) justified.  That would mean he can kill about 100 people and still get the same sentence.

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The thing I found unusual was the speed of the trial.  He was just arrested a couple months ago, right?  Usually, tax trials drag out for months.

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A buddy of mine used to do tech support for a school district in the Chicago area. Back in 2004 he was pulling a late night shift cleaning up after one of those nasty viruses that showed up in emails as playboy.scr and inevitably got passed around the office by dimwitted staffers. He was having a lot of trouble on a computer in an elementary school classroom so he created a hotmail account, installed MSN and started talking to me to kill time. When he finally finished up for the night and bid me adieu he forgot to uninstall MSN. Over the next few months I periodically noticed the MSN account he had created would come online during the day and then log off in the middle of the afternoon. I mentioned it to him and he said he must have just left it on there and he assured me he would get around to uninstalling MSN.

After a quiet summer in 2005, the account started coming back online just in time for the school year. I ignored it for a few months, but around September of 2005 it started messaging me. Once or twice a week I would receive the occasional "eat a butt" or "shitshitshitshit". One of my favorite head-scratchers was, "LANKIN BULLET 2 i said allready". I mentioned these messages to my friend even as they became increasingly cryptic, but he had moved on to greener employment pastures and any hope of uninstalling MSN on that elementary school computer had evaporated.

When it started again this August I resolved to put a stop to it the only way I knew how: become a nuisance to the school teacher until he or she got the new tech support guy to uninstall MSN. That meant somehow making the teacher think leaving MSN installed on the computer was a bad idea. I didn't really want to get arrested for exposing the kids to porno links or, god forbid, just ask them to uninstall it. I decided on the much more patriotic course of changing my MSN name to Sergeant Haymaker and posing as a particularly unethical recruiter for the United States Marine Corps.

In retrospect, that's probably illegal too, so I would like to apologize to the Marines. I specifically do not apologize to Marine Corps recruiters, who were absolutely annoying ****ers back when I was in high school and there wasn't even a war going on. I can only imagine what they're like these days. For everyone else, I hope you enjoy the prank.


Tekwarz: hello

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Oorah! How are you doing today?

Tekwarz: hi

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Have you considered the opportunities we can offer you in the United States Marine Corps?

Tekwarz: my name is caleb

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Caleb, let me ask you, have you ever wanted to see a 500 pound JDAM drop down a cave entrance and frag a pack of terrorist scum plotting to destroy America?

Tekwarz: i dono

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Caleb, could I talk to your teacher?

Tekwarz: miss barons

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Oorah. You got it, kid. Let me talk to her.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Are you still there?

Tekwarz: One of my students said he was speaking with you.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Hey yeah, my name is Staff Sergeant John J. Haymaker, United States Marine Corps oorah! wanted to ask a quick question or two.

Miss Barons: Alright.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: When do you think I could come down and have these kids take some ASVABs?

Miss Barons: I'm sorry, what are those?

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery. It's a test that'll help them pick their MOS and serve the forces of democracy.

Miss Barons: Sir, this is a fourth grade class.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: I think you're way underestimating your students' abilities and that's tragic.

Miss Barons: Sir, I appreciate your interest, but these kids are learning fourth grade level earth science.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: I wasn't talking about getting them to join tomorrow, ma'am.

Miss Barons: Oh, excuse me, I misunderstood.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: No problem, oorah. We test them now, offer them some career options, and let them finish out the school year. Then we give them their signing bonus, or in the case of these kids give it to their parents, and then ship them off to Parris Island for boot. Then it's on to the school specific to their MOS to learn how to take part in the War on Terror.

Miss Barons: You're talking about fourth graders. That's unreasonable!

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Between fourth and fifth, and no offense ma'am, but I think you're the one being unreasonable.

Miss Barons: How is that?

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Ma'am, I'm just trying to give these kids the opportunities they deserve in life. A chance to serve their nation and become a real Marine. Oorah!

Miss Barons: How could a fourth grader possibly become a real Marine?

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: There are so many ways, ma'am. This is part of the Early Advantages Program we just started last year. It has been a resounding success. I've got almost 95 signups that will be shipping out to their units in two to four weeks depending on their MOS.

Miss Barons: What job could they possibly do?

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Oh, anything under the sun, ma'am. You'd be surprised. Some things the little rascals are better at than regular Marines. They have trouble humping an 80 pound ruck uphill but in hand-to-hand they will put an e-tool right through a coccyx, oorah!

Miss Barons: They're fighting?!

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: One of those little guys scored an expert on rifle and went straight to sniper school. Little dude has a wagon he carries the gun around in, but he can head shot a terrorist from 900 yards over open sights.

Miss Barons: That is ridiculous.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: I know it sounds like it, but America has a proud tradition of youth induction into the Armed Services. Did you know that during the Civil War both sides employed drummers and buglers as young as seven? We're not going that young. Right around ten.

Miss Barons: Ten?

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: That's the sweet spot. Very fast learners and at the same time they don't have to forget any garbage they might have picked up in civilian life. Drug abuse is almost a non-issue with them, just have to watch them around sweets or they'll be off the walls.

Miss Barons: I really don't know what to say. This is frankly disturbing to me.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: I am really sorry to hear that, ma'am. All I ask is the opportunity to come talk to you and the class about the opportunities available in the Marines.

Miss Barons: I think some of the parents would have a real problem with that.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Heck, invite them too! I have a pamphlet I can talk about how the EAP can provide tax incentives and credits to parents. Did you know that if you have two children ages 10 and 11 and you send both of them to the Marines you get almost 1500 apiece back on your next filing? Plus 50% combat bonus if their kid's unit is deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan.

Miss Barons: You're paying the parents?

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: We tried toys for the kids at first but the parents complained a lot in our test program. Once we switched over to giving the money directly to the parents they were happy to cooperate.

Miss Barons: Staff Sergeant, this all sounds inappropriate. I am going to say firmly no to you and ask you to please leave my students alone.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Fair enough, but you're passing up on a sizable referral bonus.

Miss Barons: What?

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Yeah, if we get a kid to sign up the person who refers them, in this case you, gets a bonus equal to 25% of the signing bonus. So say, if I get a kid to sign up and send him to field artillery school then you get 350 dollars. Another one hundred if he speaks Arabic.

Miss Barons: This is disgusting and it's like selling these kids into slavery!

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Ma'am, I'm offended. Would slavery pay for them to go to college? Will it cover their braces when they turn 12? Would it provide three squares a day, free juice boxes and a fruit snack in the afternoon? The United States has a volunteer military and I would not even want a kid who is not 110% behind making the world a better place.

Miss Barons: I don't want you to ever contact my kids again.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Caleb messaged me and he seemed very interested in joining the Marines. I think you just need to let them find their own way in the world. I bet Caleb would like to drive a big green tank all over and make it shoot its big gun at the bad guys. Why don't you ask him?

Miss Barons: He's a child, I'm not asking him that.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Do you think that's what a terrorist teacher says when she straps a bomb to Al Calebbi? Do you think she underestimates her students so much that she thinks they can't walk into a checkpoint and blow themselves up trying to destroy freedom?

Miss Barons: I don't think what you're saying really happens.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: It does too happen. I read a report about it. They're killing us with their children so it's time we kill them with ours.

Miss Barons: You're joking.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: I'm more serious than a Hitler shirt. I am wake-up-next-to-a-dead-hooker serious. Oorah! If you don't believe in America and Freedom, and you don't believe in your kids, then I will park our big Hummer outside your classroom and put up a sign for free mini-Snickers. Then they'll come to me.

Miss Barons: I'll call the police.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Go ahead. Marines beat police. It's like asking paper to throw scissors out of the parking lot.

Miss Barons: They'll throw you off school property. This is morally repugnant.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Oorah. Well, you just take your high-and-mighty morals and your three-dollar words and you see how well they do against our interactive videogame kiosk. You've got, what, high ideals? We've got puffy American flag stickers and free bracelets. Do you really think your text book of science can hope to compete with our brochure about the Harrier? It's four-color glossy on 110 card stock. CARD STOCK! Oorah!

Miss Barons: Don't ever contact any kids in my classroom again.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: As long as they message me with questions I am empowered by the President of the United States of America and God to answer them.

Miss Barons: We'll see about that.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Yeah, right, what are you going to do? Uninstall MSN? Right, like a teacher could do that.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: You're not trained for MOS 432224 Instant Messaging Technician, but I bet I could turn one of your kids into a dadgum expert. I will teach those little dudes to tear the throat out of a shark with their teeth. Oorah!

Miss Barons did not receive your message because they are no longer logged in to MSN
Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Oorah!



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Nov. 3 (Bloomberg) -- Tyler Stoken was a well-behaved fourth grader who enjoyed school, earned A's and B's and performed well on standardized tests.

In May 2005, he'd completed five of the six days of the Washington State Assessment of Student Learning exam, called WASL, part of the state's No Child Left Behind test.

Then Tyler came upon this question: ``While looking out the window one day at school, you notice the principal flying in the air. In several paragraphs, write a story telling what happens.''

The nine-year-old was afraid to answer the question about his principal, Olivia McCarthy. ``I didn't want to make fun of her,'' he says, explaining he was taught to write the first thing that entered his mind on the state writing test.

In this case, Tyler's initial thoughts would have been embarrassing and mean. So even after repeated requests by school personnel, and ultimately the principal herself, Tyler left the answer space blank. ``He didn't want them to know what he was thinking, that she was a witch on a broomstick,'' says Tyler's mother, Amanda Wolfe, sitting next to her son in the family's ranch home three blocks from Central Park Elementary School in Aberdeen, Washington.

Because Tyler didn't answer the question, McCarthy suspended him for five days. He recalls the principal reprimanding him by saying his test score could bring down the entire school's performance.

``Good job, bud, you've ruined it for everyone in the school, the teachers and the school,'' Tyler says McCarthy told him.

`He Cried'

Aberdeen School District Superintendent Martin Kay ordered an investigation. ``My suspension was for refusal to comply with a reasonable request, and to teach Tyler that that could harm him in the future,'' McCarthy told an investigator. ``I never, for a second, questioned my actions.''

Tyler, who's 4 feet (1.2 meters) tall and weighs 70 pounds (32 kilograms), hasn't been the same since, his mother says.

``He liked the principal before this,'' she says. ``He cried. He didn't understand why she'd done this to him.''

Now, Tyler blows up at the drop of a hat, his mother says. ``They created a monster. He'll never take that test again, even if I have to take him to another state,'' she says.

Tyler's attitude about school changed. He became shyer. He's afraid of all tests and doesn't do as well in classes anymore, his mother says.

`Blatant Defiance'

McCarthy's May 6, 2005, letter to Tyler's mother detailed her son's suspension. ``The fact that Tyler chose to simply refuse to work on the WASL after many reasonable requests is none other than blatant defiance and insubordination,'' McCarthy wrote.

In the letter, she accused Tyler of bringing down the average score of the other 10 students in his class. ``As we have worked so hard this year to improve our writing skills, this is a particularly egregious wound,'' McCarthy wrote.

Her accusation was wrong, state regulations show. There is no averaging of the writing scores. Each student either meets or fails the state standard.

Tita Mallory, director of curriculum and assessment for the Aberdeen School District, says school officials feel tremendous pressure because of the high-stakes tests.

While there's no academic effect on elementary school children taking the exams, there can be repercussions for school administrators. When schools repeatedly fail to show adequate yearly progress, as defined by No Child, the principal can be fired.

``In many ways, there's too much emphasis on the test,'' Mallory says. ``I don't want that kind of pressure on our kids.''

Out of 74,184 fourth graders taking the WASL test last year, 42.3 percent failed to meet the state standard for writing.

Juanita Doyon, director of Mothers Against WASL and author of, ``Not With Our Kids You Don't! Ten Strategies to Save Our Schools'' (Heinemann, 144 pages, $14.95), says Tyler's experience is representative of what's wrong with tests like the WASL.

``They took a student who loved his school and crushed his spirit,'' Doyon, 46, says.

``We've elevated test scores to be the most important part of school. The principal and teachers are so pressured by the test that they've lost good sense in dealing with children.''


Ok, now we all know I'm paranoid, I think with good cause but what insane person thinks they're not sane?  However I have a few problems with this story...not the story itself but what happened in it.

1)  What kind of test was this?!  Tell us how you feel.  Doesn't that sound to anyone else like it was a psychological test and not a regular one?  Are we going to mark kids down if they don't think of the proper imagery?  All I know was that the waste of the time MEAP, which has finally been done away with and will soon be replaced with another, wasn't like this.  At least with the MEAP the math teachers helped up cheat by saying "I really think you should go back over your answers".

2)  So when kids get an answer wrong we're going to SUSPEND them for doing so and make them cry?  Suspension seems rough, esp for 5 days of it!  The kid was even afraid to ask if it was ok to leave it blank from a teacher...what does that tell you about that school.  I weep for kids whose parents don't help them learn and expect the school to do it all by themselves.

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Ahh shucks...well   Embarrassed

I'd like to thank God...and Satan...for keeping God in check...and not my mom!....

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PLANO, TX—With the recent trend of wholesome snack foods reaching "truly ridiculous proportions," Frito-Lay announced Monday that it would, against its better judgment, roll out a new line of healthy fruit-and-vegetable-based chips next February.

"Here," said Frito-Lay CEO Al Carey as he disgustedly tossed a bag of the company's new Flat Earth-brand snack crisps onto the lectern during a meeting with shareholders and members of the press. "Here's some shit that's made from beets. I hope you're all happy now that you have your precious beet chips with the recommended daily serving of fruit, or vegetables, or whatever the hell a 'beet' is."

"Mmm, dehydrated bulb things," Carey added. "Sounds delicious."

Carey appeared visibly appalled as Frito-Lay employees distributed Flat Earth snack samples to the audience.

"God help us all, would you look at these flavors," said Carey, gesturing toward a display showcasing the several varieties of Flat Earth chips, including Kauliflower Krunch, Raisins 'N Chives, Cranberry Spinach Explosion, Rutabaga Yum, Tofu Snaps, Eggplant Ecstasy, Broccoloroos, and Watercress. "Look at what you've reduced us to."

"Weren't Sun Chips healthy enough for you, you goddamn hippie bastards?" Carey added.

Frito-Lay spokeswoman Lisa Greeley, who said that the company made a commitment in 2004 to develop a healthier line of snacks but "never thought it would actually come to this," described the Flat Earth brand as "tailor-made for the small, vocal minority of health-conscious consumers who apparently can't just be content with salads, bananas, apples, or any of the literally thousands of fruits and vegetables already widely available."

"Our new veggie snacks combine the zesty tang of parsnip, the most mouthwatering root vegetable out there, with the bold flavor of, let's say, jute?" said Greeley before reluctantly bringing a Turnips 'N Radish chip to her mouth and forcing down a full bite. "It's a brand-new taste sensation unlike anything you've ever experienced, unless you've ever eaten sisal twine."

According to Frito-Lay's website, the new snacks contain one-third of the fat, one-half of the calories, and one-1,000th of the irresistible flavor of Frito-Lay's classic line of potato and corn chips. The presence of trans-fats and saturated oils is avoided by employing a cooking process "strikingly similar to the method used to create particle board." Serving suggestions that will be printed on the packaging include "definitely not adding any salt or seasoning, because then you might die"; dipping the chips in "delicious plain yogurt, lettuce paste, or other ground-up Flat Earth products"; and enhancing the flavor by replacing the chip in your hand with a Hot'n Spicy BBQ chip.

In January, Frito-Lay will launch a Flat Earth marketing campaign based on the slogan, "Bet You Can't Eat Even One." Surprisingly, however, the company is also in talks with distributors to ensure that Flat Earth snacks are installed in every school vending machine in the country.

"Oh, they're definitely going in the vending machines," Carey said. "Everyone's going to share in this misery, not just a handful of Naderites with spastic colons or loser kids with no taste buds whose parents want them to grow up to be boring milquetoasts afraid to have any fun. And don't think we haven't forgotten you either, office workers on snack breaks and anyone who wants to serve a big bowl of disappointment at a cocktail party."

"If this is what you want, America, fine," Carey continued. "But if you don't like them, then you can suck my fucking dick, because this is it—no more veggie crisps after this. None. You hear me? None."

"You're all gonna die eventually, anyway," Carey added. "Might as well be eating Cool Ranch Doritos with cheese dip when you go."

Frito-Lay is now considering discontinuing its traditional snack line and focusing entirely on chickpeas and sprouts, since, according to Carey, Americans "are so scared of getting fat, and are clearly no longer interested in good-tasting food."

"You all disgust me," said Carey, who then kicked over the Flat Earth display and stormed out of the room.


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A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.
Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding and with Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

"He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area."

'Beyond belief'

Mr McDougal added: "Potentially it could have been a fatal incident.

"There's a lot of major blood vessels round that area, so infection would probably be a huge problem for him.

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as "beyond belief".

He said: "We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

"This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one."

Northumbria Police said they were aware of the incident, which happened in the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, but are understood not to be carrying out further inquiries.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm


Watching another guy stick something up his rear, even fireworks, has a certian gayness to it. Something like that could very quickly become a weenie roast.

You know, I remember being a kid.  I remember hanging around other kids.  I don't ever remember anyone saying: "Hey, you know what we should do?  Shoot rockets out of our butts!"

The guy is lucky he didn't die.  Can you imagine writing the coroner's report on that one?  "Cause of Death: Put a rocket inside his rectum.  Lit rocket.  Literally became a flaming butthole."

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Police admit they planted a gun at Huntington Beach crime scene

By R. SCOTT MOXLEY - Thursday, November 9, 2006 - 1:00 pm
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With a horrified suspect watching, Huntington Beach police planted evidence—
a loaded revolver—in the man’s car during a DUI accident investigation in
January, the Weekly has learned. The controversial revelation is not now in
dispute although cops, prosecutors and city bureaucrats attempted to keep
the incident a secret by sealing records and stalling discovery of related
documents.

Despite those efforts, the gun incident became an issue during an obscure
misdemeanor trial last week at Orange County’s West Court in Westminster.
Police officers were forced to admit under oath that a snub-nosed handgun
had been tossed like a Frisbee about four feet into the trunk of a Hyundai
belonging to Tom Cox, the suspect. The loaded gun bounced twice and
slammed up against the driver’s side of the car’s trunk. No bullets were
discharged.

Brian Knorr, the uniformed officer who threw the weapon, lowered the trunk
lid with the gun inside and stepped back, allegedly waiting for an
unsuspecting
fellow officer to find it during a search, according to testimony. The
officer
assigned to search the vehicle eventually located the gun and, startled,
turned
to Cox holding the revolver in both hands. This officer stared at Cox,
who began
to panic at the scenario of a weapons charge. Knorr walked over, “elbowed
that cop and took the gun back,” said Cox.

Laughter erupted.

Deputy Public Defender Melani Bartholomew, who represented Cox, asked
Officer Dave Wiederin on the witness stand if he and at least six other
officers
who were present at the crime scene had laughed in front of Cox when the gun
was retrieved.

“Um . . . yes,” said Wiederin.
Bartholomew then asked the officer if Cox had laughed about the handgun too.
“No,” Wiederin replied.
“Do you still see it as a comical situation?” asked Bartholomew.
“Yeah, it was a little bit funny,” he said.

Cox said he didn’t definitively learn until several months later that
the officers
had not filed weapons charges against him. A self-professed fan of law
enforce-
ment and TV cop dramas, the 45-year-old Huntington Beach father of two and
construction supervisor insisted that most of the officers present at
his arrest
acted professionally except for the laughter.

But, he says, other cops—including Knorr—acted “like gang members,”
mocking him, calling him names like “loser” and “slick,” and simultaneously
yelling a battery of questions and commands at him after they retrieved the
planted gun.

“I thought I was in for a butt whipping,” Cox testified. “I just thought
I was going
to die that night. I realize now that they were making me look like a
fool in front
of everybody.”

In August, Cox filed a formal complaint against the officers he says
mistreated
him. The move put the Huntington Beach Police Department in a quandary.
They could no longer deny that a gun had been planted at a crime scene
because Cox was able to specifically identify the gun Knorr tossed into
his car.

By the time of the late October trial against Cox, however, four
officers testified
that the gun toss was no reason for public alarm. They admitted that
none of
them had mentioned the gun in official reports before Cox’s complaint. And,
though the officers professed amnesia on certain details, they all
shared with
jurors an identical excuse: the planted gun was merely a prop in a routine
“training exercise” for a junior cop at the crime scene.

The explanation seemed suspicious if not farfetched to Bartholomew, who
asked
Knorr to describe the location of her client when he planted the gun.

“I was unaware of where he was at the time this happened, when the training
exercise took place,” he said. Bartholomew followed up, “Isn’t it
imperative at
least for officer safety reasons that you know where a suspect is when
you’re
going to put a loaded gun in his car?”

“Yes,” said Knorr.

When Knorr threw the gun, Cox had been standing just feet away and hadn’t
been handcuffed. “If I was a dangerous person, I could have easily grabbed
the gun,” Cox said. “Knorr had his back to me. Him claiming it was a
training
exercise is a bad joke. They made that up.”

The public defender also got Knorr to admit that, “This is not the first
time I’ve
done it [planted a gun at a crime scene for training purposes].”

But Bartholomew’s pursuit of additional facts was immediately blocked by
Superior Court Judge Steve Bromberg, a Newport Beach politician elevated
to the judiciary last year by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Bromberg told
Knorr not to answer when Bartholomew asked, for example, if the gun toss
had violated his department’s policies or if he’d received advance
permission
from his superiors.

“How many times have you done it?” she asked.
“Objection,” said Deputy District Attorney Julie Butler.
“Sustained,” said Bromberg, who said he worried that too much information
about the questionable police conduct might “inflame the jury.”

A police union ally during his past political campaigns for city council
in Newport
Beach, Bromberg also refused to give the public defender access to two key
records in the case: a recorded statement made by a civilian who witnessed
police behavior at the scene, and, incredibly, a copy of her own
client’s state-
ment to a Huntington Beach internal affairs officer investigating the
gun incident.

Under Bromberg’s direction, officials redacted huge portions of the
interviews.
He then issued a protective order to prevent the public, the media or
even Bart-
holomew and Cox from learning the contents.

Said the judge, “It’s important to protect the privacy rights of the
officers involved.”

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” Bartholomew told the Weekly. “I’m
not allowed
to see my own client’s statement? Why the secrecy?”

Huntington Beach Police Lieutenant Craig Junginger said his department
prohibits the use of loaded weapons in training exercises but declined
further
comment.

“We have conducted an administrative investigation into the incident,”
said Junginger. “However, because the investigations were personnel
investigations, they are protected and information in them cannot be
released.”

Officials at other California police agencies say their officers are
prohibited from tampering with active crime scenes, or planting evidence
as a joke or for training. Bob Stresak—public information officer at
POST, a state agency that certifies cops—said the Huntington Beach
revelations surprise him.

“I’m not familiar with any training exercise where you’re allowed to
throw a loaded gun anywhere,” said Stresak. “It doesn’t sound like a
good practice.”

Stan Goldman, a law professor at Loyola Law School in LA, called the
training exercise explanation “ridiculous, crazy, nuts.”

“Why would they throw a loaded gun if it was a training exercise?”
Goldman said. “The whole thing strikes me as reckless cowboy cops with
too much chutzpah. I’ve been in many, many trials and I’ve never heard
of anything stranger than this.”

Last year, Las Vegas police admitted that they’d planted illegal
narcotics in a suspect’s car as a “training exercise” for a police dog.
Officers claim they forgot to retrieve the drugs, charged the suspect
with possession of the planted narcotics, fabricated police reports and
then testified in court without mentioning that the drugs had been
planted. Later, a citizen review board recommended that one officer be
fired and another suspended without pay for four months for their
misconduct. Orange County cops routinely say they don’t want civilian
review boards because they adequately police themselves.

In the Huntington Beach case, Cox told jurors that the planted gun
incident had rattled him so much that he had trouble easily passing the
field sobriety tests. Blood evidence introduced at the trial showed low
traces of alcohol and marijuana in his bloodstream that night. Cox, a
former band member, told the jury that two and a half hours before
police stopped him at Newland and Yorktown he’d consumed two shots of
liquor as well as two hits of pot and then rehearsed on drums for about
90 minutes. (Because of back and hip injuries, he has a medical
marijuana permit from a doctor.) A retired Los Angeles County Sheriff’s
crime lab supervisor testified that the Huntington Beach cops had
botched the DUI investigation by failing to perform necessary tests.
This expert, who was a defense witness, also declared that Cox had an
insignificant amount of intoxicants in his bloodstream when he was stopped.

The jury—some of whom snoozed during testimony, and one of whom stared
endlessly at the court clock—sided with police after brief
deliberations. They found Cox guilty of DUI and four other misdemeanors.
He awaits a Dec. 15 punishment by Bromberg.

Whether Knorr or other cops faced any reprimand for the gun toss episode
is likely to remain a closely guarded secret. Perhaps more disturbing is
that the officers testified that planting guns allegedly for “training
purposes” was not uncommon. The public may never know the truth. Current
conventional wisdom—as expressed by Judge Bromberg—says that officer
“privacy” in the performance of their powerful government jobs
supersedes public accountability.

After the trial, the public defender shook her head in frustration. “How
would you feel if you watched police officers throw a loaded gun in your
car, laugh at you and then yell in your face?” said Bartholomew. “You’d
be scared out of your mind.”


The author's bias isn't very subtle, but if even half of this is true, the judge and every single one of those officers need to be eliminated.

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Reason #3,965.43 why America is better than Britain:

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Tina Baker looked after animals at the farm as a hobby
A man has been convicted of murdering his wife who went missing four years ago and whose body has not been found.

Tina Baker, 41, was last seen in 2002 leaving her new lover's home to feed animals at the farm in Chobham, Surrey, which she had shared with her husband.

Police inquiries included seeing if her remains had been fed to their pigs.

Martin Baker, 54, of Ayebridges Avenue, Egham, denied killing her, saying he knew nothing of her disappearance, but he was found guilty at the Old Bailey.

Baker was remanded in custody for sentencing later this month.

Mark Dennis QC, prosecuting, said circumstantial but "very powerful" evidence pointed to him having killed his wife and disposing of her body and car.

Det Supt Brian Russell said after the conviction: "We do not know how she died.

"He could have fed her to the pigs, he could have buried her or dumped her in water."

Pigs' swill and manure at the farm was checked after Baker's first wife, Gillian Hopkins, told police of threats he made before their divorce.

She claimed he said he would make her "disappear permanently" by cutting her up and feeding her to the pigs.

Witness at farm

An Old Bailey jury was told the defendant feared losing £100,000 Brookfield Farm in Chobham after his wife had walked out on him and moved back in with her parents.

Martin Baker (picture from Surrey Police)
Martin Baker was described as a controlling and jealous man

Mrs Baker left her new lover's house in Sunbury to drive to the farm on 8 July, 2002.

Her husband denied being there, but witness Fiona Cooper, who arrived at the farm on the same day to tend to a horse in a nearby field, told how she was ushered away by an "agitated" Baker.

Mr Dennis told the court: "He immediately told her she couldn't stay... she was left feeling that he couldn't wait to get rid of her."

Mrs Baker's disappearance was not reported to police for three weeks.

Det Supt Russell said: "She had just vanished off the face of the earth.

"We will be hoping to speak to Martin Baker to ask him to reveal where Tina's body is."


We've done stuff like this in the states but we never rely on (at least in the cases I've read) on just circumstantial evidence.  If we suspect the husband of murdering the wife and there is no body there is darn good proof that it happen.  However he's probably considered an enemy combatant because he plead not guilty...so who cares right?

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A Chinese submarine stalked a U.S. aircraft carrier battle group in the Pacific last month and surfaced within firing range of its torpedoes and missiles before being detected, The Washington Times has learned.

The surprise encounter highlights China's continuing efforts to prepare for a future conflict with the U.S., despite Pentagon efforts to try to boost relations with Beijing's communist-ruled military.
The submarine encounter with the USS Kitty Hawk and its accompanying warships also is an embarrassment to the commander of U.S. forces in the Pacific, Adm. William J. Fallon, who is engaged in an ambitious military exchange program with China aimed at improving relations between the two nations' militaries.

Disclosure of the incident comes as Adm. Gary Roughead, commander of the U.S. Navy's Pacific Fleet, is making his first visit to China. The four-star admiral was scheduled to meet senior Chinese military leaders during the weeklong visit, which began over the weekend.

According to the defense officials, the Chinese Song-class diesel-powered attack submarine shadowed the Kitty Hawk undetected and surfaced within five miles of the carrier Oct. 26.

The surfaced submarine was spotted by a routine surveillance flight by one of the carrier group's planes. The Kitty Hawk battle group includes an attack submarine and anti-submarine helicopters that are charged with protecting the warships from submarine attack.

According to the officials, the submarine is equipped with Russian-made wake-homing torpedoes and anti-ship cruise missiles.

The Kitty Hawk and several other warships were deployed in ocean waters near Okinawa at the time, as part of a routine fall deployment program. The officials said Chinese submarines rarely have operated in deep water far from Chinese shores or shadowed U.S. vessels.

A Pacific Command spokesman declined to comment on the incident, saying details were classified.
Pentagon spokesmen also declined to comment.

The incident is a setback for the aggressive U.S.-China military exchange program being promoted by Adm. Fallon, who has made several visits to China in recent months in an attempt to develop closer ties.

However, critics of the program in the Pentagon say China has not reciprocated and continues to deny U.S. military visitors access to key facilities, including a Beijing command center. In contrast, Chinese military visitors have been invited to military exercises and sensitive U.S. facilities.



What is the deal with this?!  We know that China is not our friend and that they'll eventually turn into another Soviet situation (or worse).  Even so, we invite the communist Chinese into the United States to watch our military exercises, view our strategic assets, and likely view classified information that even a regular US Citizen cannot see.  How is this not treason?!

This is total crap.  Lets just help out the other team and hand over our playbook while we're at it.
In fact, we might as well outsource all of our nuclear weapons storage to mainland China!

#%$(%#%*&!

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Well Bush probably thinks since Clinton could give away our nuclear secrets, as well as plots at Arlington National Cemetery for some Chinese who helped back him, he could do something like that too.  I also find it gross that China also owns more than a billion dollars of our debt as well.  I think that stuff SHOULD fall under National Security.  But nope...we care about investigating people who make knock off Rubix cubes!!

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China is gearing up for something huge. Their reported budget is around 35 billion dollars but they are spending somewhere around 90-120 billion. Its hard to hide that kind of spending. The Dept. of Defense is partly preparing for an eventual US-Sino war, somewhere around 2020. So all the advances in the Middle East are to make sure the US, not China, has a steady flow of oil. Iran is going to, or has, struck a deal with China for oil, so theres another reason for a bombing campaign. (Dont forget theres 2 or 3 carrier groups in the Persian Gulf right now)

Anyway, Chinas economy will eventually dwarf ours around 10 years, and at that point, they will be able to make demands such as the US does now. Plus the fact that disgruntled countries are dropping the US dollar in favor of the Euro or whoever.

So ya we will eventually be fighting them. And it will be deadly, because they are seeking to modernize their forces to a level that can counter our technology. Add that to their huge numbers, we are boned.
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Not to mention the Chinese Defense Minister publicly stated that war with China and the US would happen in 2008, prob.  I almost wish the dems would get their wish to pull out.  Maybe we need to attack N. Korea next just to have a gateway to China.  Then on the Russia!!!  Then get those bloody penguins in the Arctic!

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And the rewriters of history bring you...the new tests on hisotry!

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Mon Nov 13, 5:50 PM ET

BOSTON - In an effort to make the citizenship exam more meaningful, the federal government said Monday it will test an exam that relies less on trivia — such as asking the name of the president's house — and more on applicants' grasp of American democracy.
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The new exam will be given to volunteers beginning this winter in Albany, N.Y.; Boston; Charleston, S.C.; Denver; El Paso, Texas; Kansas City, Mo.; Miami; San Antonio; Tucson, Ariz.; and Yakima, Wash.

The current test is heavy on historical facts, and includes questions about the colors of the U.S. flag and the name of the form used to apply for citizenship. The new exam will ask about the Bill of Rights and the meaning of democracy.


Boy, think if you were a person who wanted to be a citizen and study true American history.  You'd come into the test and be asked questions based on a democracy.  Too bad you studied the real thing and found out that America is, or at least was, a republic.  I know you've all heard this from me many many time and are sick of it or that it's just a trivial word.  But it makes a difference.  In a democracy, tyranny of the majority is not only a danger it's a certainty.

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"The idea is not to toss up roadblocks, it's to make sure people who apply for citizenship and want to become citizens understand and adhere to the values we have as a society, the values that are part of the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights," said Shawn Saucier, spokesman for the Office of Citizenship and Immigration Services.


And how we screwed those ideas over with HR 6166 and the Patriot Act and PNAC and Operation Northwoods!

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The current exam doesn't guarantee knowledge of those values, Saucier said. A person may know which state was the 49th to be added to the union, for example, but not understand voting rights, he said.


Like you have the right for your vote not to be counted under the Diabold machines.

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The portion of the citizenship exam used to test basic English reading and writing skills also will be changed to include civic vocabulary words, Saucier said.

"We want them to study and look at this information not toward the eye of memorizing it for a trivia exam," he said.

During the pilot, officials hope to work out any problems with the test and refine the exam. The revised test will be given to all applicants for naturalization beginning in 2008.

Officials will test 125 new questions on 5,000 people and eventually narrow the group of questions to 100, the same number that can be asked on the current exam. To pass, immigrants must correctly answer six of 10 questions given. If they fail, they will be given the option of taking the old test.


LOL so this whole new system doesn't matter!  That's your tax dollars at work!

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The changes could make the exam more difficult for some people, said America Calderon, the program manager at the Central Resource Center, a Washington, D.C., organization that offers citizenship and other programs to Latino immigrants. She guessed it also could push more people into formal classes, instead of trying to learn the information on their own.

"It's more difficult because the typical immigrant is trying to struggle with English and trying to learn the 100 questions right now," Calderon said.


Oh so that's why so many immigrants never learn English...because they just memorize.  Hmm sounds like a good system we have in place.  Well shoot why even take the test.  Just come over illegally now and just wait a few months for the blanket amnesty to take affect!

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But she supports the idea, because it could push new citizens to participate in their government, a goal of her organization.

"In a way, it's good they have a path to civic participation," she said.

All U.S. citizens — not just new ones — could brush up on their civic knowledge, said Roger Clegg, president of the Center for Equal Opportunity, a conservative think tank that supports the assimilation of immigrants.

"It's also good for the people who are already here, because there will be fewer problems and fewer friction if we all understand what America is all about," he said.


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Reply #747 - Nov 14th, 2006 at 12:44am
 
Two quick stories:

1) http://epw.senate.gov/fact.cfm?party=rep&id=265811

UN creating books for kids?  Isn't that just called global propaganda?  Book is PDFed on the link.

2) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=4160...

No wonder my ancestors hated the Church of England.  Why don't we just kill ALL babies...that way they go to Heaven for certain!?  After all the Catholics closed down Limbo.

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People Standing In Line For Video Game Hit By BBs
Police are investigating a drive-by shooting involving people waiting in line for a video game.

Dozens of people camped out in front the Best Buy store on Nicholasville Road. They're hoping to get their hands on a Sony PlayStation 3 console. But the wait turned serious when someone drove by and fired shots at people waiting in line.

Four people were hit by the BB pellets, including 27 NEWSFIRST reporter Elizabeth Dorsett. She was interviewing someone in line at the time. None of them were seriously hurt.

Police came to the store to investigate. They're still looking for a suspect.
Lexington Police say they'll stay at the Best Buy to make sure people in line stay safe.

The PlayStation 3 goes on sale Friday morning at eight. The consoles are selling for more than $600 a piece.

www.wkyt.com/news/headlines/4661551.html


If you ask me, it was probably the Nintendo Wii fanboys trying to start something with the PS3 fanboys.

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Ut oh...someone's trying to ruin the Christian beliefs again with junk study!

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The Foundation on which
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Author: Rev. F. E. Pitts
Commentary by E. Raymond Capt

Did Christ know of this North American Continent? ... Sure he did. Did He know this great nation would be Christian from its beginning? ... Of course he did. Is it possible that this nation, the greatest Christian super power of all time, known to Jesus Christ, was never mentioned, indicated, or foretold in the Bible?

Many Christians today have not been exposed to what our forefathers believed and understood. Whether through God's purposeful blindness or due to modern-day revisionists intense desire to rewrite our Christian American history, the fact remains, we have lost our true identity, our heritage, our Israel roots. It's time our people awakened from their sleep and learn not only their true history but also their destiny that is unfolding, even now, according to God's Divine Plan.


[/quote]This book clearly shows that America (Zion) is the land set aside by God Almighty to be the place of regathered Israel. Sermons and documents by the Founding Fathers testify to their belief that they were the Israel people of the latter days, and that the Old Testament prophecies were being fulfilled in their undertakings. It would be wise for us who are living in these last days to take a closer look at the past generations of our great nation to relearn what they knew about America's critical role in Bible prophecy. [/quote]

BAH HA HA HA HA HA!  Who knew, right?!  Here I thought Zion is where Israel is...but I guess God moved it to America and as proof he made our Founding Fathers think just like racist churches who hate fags and Mormons and Jehovah Witnesses!  I'm sorry but when the Bible says Zion...I'm not thinking Salt Lake City, and esp not any place in California!

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This book presents an amazing sermon by Rev. F. E. Pitts of Nashville, Tennessee to a joint session of Congress in 1857 (four years before the Civil War) in which he named the UNITED STATES as the last great power (Stone Kingdom of Daniel 2). He offers scripture after scripture proving that America is The New Jerusaleum (Zion) spoken of by the prophets to be established before the return of Christ. Furthermore, he educates us on our responsibilities during this wondrous time in history.


Really?  Cause I remember reading Daniel 2 and the other Kingdoms before "us" were all great and subsequently evil.  Babylon being number one, Rome just before the last.  This is not a good company to be with.  Also I believe New Jerusalem will be set up by God and He will reign on Earth...ya that's in Revelation.  I wonder what these "scripture after scripture" are?  "And God said...I will reign in Zion after creating the huge walls and putting angels at the gates and no tears shall be shed" (paraphrased). *Look around* umm where are my angels?  Where are the walls?  Where is God in physical presence?  Ya...not here moron.  Try reading context instead of picking and choosing what you want to try and convince yourself we're all good and awesome people.

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The last half of the book contains excerpts from Our Great Seal and Abrahamic Covenant by E. Raymond Capt, noted Christian author, archaeologist, and historian. With the advantage of living in this latter time, he is able to shed additional light on this subject not fully known by our early American ancestors.

The seals, spoken of in Daniel 12:9, are rapidly being removed by God confirming the fact that we are truly living in the last days. What a sobering responsibility we have as his "light bearing" servant people!


Really?  Cause I've seen the Antichrist?  I've seen WWIII with death and disease and famine?  When was that world wide earthquake as well?  None of this stuff has happened yet stupid.

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called themselves the "Seed of Abraham," "God's Servants," "Children of Jacob," "His Chosen." They built our nation upon the laws of God and the teachings of Christ, and it became the greatest nation in history!


Hmm ok...there are things such as truth and wishfulness.  If I want to be seen greater in God's eyes I would want to be from the Seeds of Abrham and Jacob, and I'm sure a lot of people today living are from those lines.  Also, aren't all believers "God's Servants" and "His Chosen"?  These are Jewish labels but Christian believers labels.  Also, are we truly the greatest nation in History?  What's the criteria?  We didn't conquer half the world like those of Caesar or Alexander the Great or Gengins Khan.  We are hated by the world now more than ever.  The only people hated more are the Jews...ooo sorry...looks like your trying to hold water in a basket with no bottom.

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Ya know...I always felt guilty about blacks being slaved in this country, even though my Irish ancestors were treated just as harsh, but I think this guy has the right idea!

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A church that wanted to do something special for Hurricane Katrina victims gave a $75,000 house, free and clear, to a couple who said they were left homeless by the storm. But the couple turned around and sold the place without ever moving in, and went back to New Orleans.

"Take it up with God," an unrepentant Joshua Thompson told a TV reporter after it was learned that he and the woman he identified as his wife had flipped the home for $88,000.

Church members said they feel their generosity was abused by scam artists. They are no longer even sure that the couple were left homeless by Katrina or that they were a couple at all.

"They came in humble like they really needed a new start, and our hearts went out to them," said Jean Phillips, a real estate agent and member of the Temple of Deliverance Church of God in Christ. "They actually begged for the home."

The church was also shocked by an ungrateful interview the couple gave with WHBQ-TV in Memphis.

"I really don't like this area," said Delores Thompson. "I really didn't, and I didn't know anybody, so that's why I didn't move in and I sold it."

Thompson, reached at a New Orleans phone number by The Associated Press on Tuesday, thanked the church for its generosity but said she saw nothing wrong in selling the three-bedroom, two-bath house.

"Do I have any legal problems? What do you mean? The house was given to me," she said. "I have the paperwork and everything."

She refused further comment and hung up.

The church had decided that it would do something special for one Katrina-displaced family, in addition to its other efforts to help evacuees. The church set up a committee to find the right family and conducted several dozen interviews.

Delores Thompson, who did most of the talking for her family, told the committee that she had lost her job as a nurse and that her husband had lost an import-export business in New Orleans, committee member Joy Covington said.

The committee also heard how the family had lost its home and most of its possessions and how the children, a 14-year-old girl and 16-year-old boy, were eager to get back in school. The family said it wanted to resettle in Memphis.

After the church settled on Thompson, real estate agent Phillips helped her pick out the house she wanted, and it was bought in Thompson's name. She took possession in February and sold it in September. Property transfer records for the resale list her as unmarried; the papers from the original sale list her as married.

"I feel like it was a sham or a ripoff," Covington said.

The church hasn't discussed legal action, but the members are upset because the house could have gone to a more needy family, Covington said.

Thompson claimed she and her family were living in an apartment supplied by the Federal Emergency Management Agency, but did not invite Phillips over during the house search.

"She didn't want me coming over there," Phillips said. "She'd say, `I'll meet you.'"

Covington's husband, Edward, said the family had been listed by FEMA as displaced. But he said the church took Thompson's word for it that their house was destroyed.


I wonder how long $88,000 worth of crack will last.  Most likely, it'll last longer than their lives once word gets out to their brethren.  You reap what you sow.

I hope they forget to give Uncle Sam his share of the loot.  Seeing them go to federal PMITA prison for tax evasion would just break my heart.

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Ya know this is one thing I kinda felt bad about but kinda didn't.  Ok FEMA and the feds...being the "good fiscal conservatives" gave these people unchecked debit cards with what? $10,000 on them right?  What do a lot of people from NO go out and do?  Go to strip clubs, buy plasma TV, loot, etc.  Basically do the not right thing, well they do what most people probably would do.  These types of things make me not care as much for NO as I should.  Now I know not everyone did this...shoot our church in K-Zoo reunited a couple with their young child and put them up.  The greatfulness of them brought me to tears literally.  Yet I can't feel a lot for a place where a) they knew it was coming b) they knew the levis were bad c) the community did nothing to help and d) a lot of other crap that was mentioned about.  I just don't care that much now esp about property that is now controlled by the federal government (since many people "abandoned it") and now that property will be worth a ton of money when everything's put back.  No tears really here...I care more about the pets that couldn't get rescued than the people.

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Wow and people say Christians are bad when condemning porn!

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The Taiyuan Intermediate People's Court handed down the sentence to Chen Hui, 28, and ordered the confiscation of 100,000 yuan ($12,500), Xinhua news agency said. The other eight were jailed for terms ranging from 13 months to 10 years.

Chen founded "Pornographic Summer" in 2004 and went on to start three more pornography Web sites, making money by charging registration fees of $25 to $33 to some of the 600,000 members they attracted.

The report cited police as saying it was difficult to know how much money Chen made from the sites, since most of it was spent or squirreled away in foreign bank accounts.

Chen evaded closure by regularly changing the domain name and server, the report said.

Pornography was among the vices nearly wiped out in China under the strict and puritanical rule of Mao Zedong. But since economic reforms began and social controls have loosened, it has become more readily available.

China also has an army of cyber police who patrol the Internet for unfavorable content, but their targets are more often politically sensitive subjects than pornography.
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Nov. 23, 2006 — Roughly 3 million Americans live with epilepsy. And a surprising number of them go to jail for it.

Why? Around the country, police officers and bystanders who see someone having a seizure mistake it for disorderly, criminal behavior.

That's what happened to Daniel Beloungea of Pontiac, Mich. On most days Daniel lives the normal life of a 48-year-old single man. But roughly once a week, he loses total control of his body and mind to an epileptic seizure.

A seizure took over Beloungea's body while walking through his suburban Detroit neighborhood last April. When an onlooker in a neighbor's house saw Beloungea having the seizure, which includes rapid repetitive arm motion, she misinterpreted it as criminal conduct. Specifically, she thought Beloungea was masturbating in public.

With that misconception in mind, she called the police. When the Oakland County Sheriff's Department arrived on the scene, Beloungea was still undergoing his seizure, acting disoriented and not responding to questions.

When officers couldn't get through to Beloungea they drew their weapons, shocked him with a high-voltage taser, hit him with a baton and wrestled him to the ground. They then handcuffed him and put him in a police car.

Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe said that the officers tasered Beloungea because he lunged at one of them. Beloungea and his lawyer say the more police got physical the more Beloungea got agitated and aggressive — typical behavior, according to the Epilepsy Foundation of America, for a person restrained while having a partial complex seizure. Beloungea's wild motions and inability to communicate were not defiance or resistance, but classic symptoms of epilepsy

The officers put Beloungea in jail, citing assault of a police officer and resisting arrest. Throughout the incident Beloungea, was wearing a medical alert bracelet identifying him as an epileptic, stating his name and the contact numbers of people who can be reached in case of an emergency.

Beloungea was ultimately found not guilty by reason of insanity. Beloungea is not insane — he's simply epileptic. But his lawyer, Otis Underwood, told ABC News there was no other way to get Beloungea off the charges than the insanity defense. The catch: He had to spend 20 days locked in a criminal mental facility.

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I don't know if this is real or not because I didn't find a lot of info on it.  Although it wouldn't surprise me if it is...however take this with a salt shaker.

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And who says the system doesn't work and that almost every govt official is corrupt?!

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AUSTIN — A Texas official who receives any sum of cash as a gift can satisfy state disclosure laws by reporting the money simply as "currency" without specifying the amount, the Texas Ethics Commission reiterated Monday.

The 5-3 decision outraged watchdog groups and some officials who accused the commission of failing to enforce state campaign finance laws.

"What the Ethics Commission has done is legalize bribery in the state of Texas. We call on the commission to resign en masse," said Tom "Smitty" Smith, who heads Texas Citizen, an Austin-based group that advocates for campaign finance reform.

Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle, a Democrat, said the "currency" interpretation would render it "perfectly legal to report the gift of 'a wheelbarrow' without reporting that the wheelbarrow was filled with cash."

In a letter to commissioners, Earle called such an analysis "absurd and out of step with both the law and current public attitudes and concerns about corruption in government."

Monday's ruling was preceded by little discussion.

At their last meeting, commissioners said they would welcome more precise reporting but were powerless to require it, based on current laws.

"The question here is whether the description of a gift of cash of over $250 is required to include the value of the gift," the Ethics Commission opinion said in part. "The term 'description' is not defined in Chapter 572 of the Government Code, nor is it defined anywhere else in the Government Code."

"In our opinion, the requirement to describe a gift of cash or cash equivalent may be satisfied by including in the description the following: 'currency,' or a description of the gift, such as 'check' or 'money order,' as appropriate," the ruling stated.

This was the second time the commission ruled on the issue of cash gift disclosures. In March, it ruled that a gift of two checks for $100,000 could be listed simply as "checks."

The case stems from a June 2005 disclosure filed by Dallas businessman Bill Ceverha, a board member of the State Employees Retirement System board. The system oversees a nearly $20 billion fund that provides benefits for 250,000 retired state workers.

Ceverha disclosed that he received a gift, described only as a "check," from Houston home builder Bob Perry, the largest Republican donor in the state.

Both have said the check for $50,000 was supposed to help cover legal fees Ceverha incurred defending himself against a lawsuit related to his role as treasurer of former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay's Texas fundraising operation.

The disclosure issue is sure to surface during next year's legislative session. Legislators have filed at least four bills for campaign finance, and Gov. Rick Perry has said he would support changing the current statute to require more precise reporting requirements.


I just wonder if the ones who voted for it were paid off?  I would really like to read their pro arguments...if anyone could find them, please post them.

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This is an example of why the judiciary needs more checks on it!

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The government discriminates against blind people by printing money that all looks and feels the same, a federal judge said Tuesday in a ruling that could change the face of American currency.

U.S. District Judge James Robertson ordered the Treasury Department to come up with ways for the blind to tell bills apart. He said he wouldn't tell officials how to fix the problem, but he ordered them to begin working on it.

The American Council of the Blind has proposed several options, including printing bills of differing sizes, adding embossed dots or foil to the paper or using raised ink.

"Of the more than 180 countries that issue paper currency, only the United States prints bills that are identical in size and color in all their denominations," Robertson wrote. "More than 100 of the other issuers vary their bills in size according to denomination, and every other issuer includes at least some features that help the visually impaired."

Government attorneys argued that forcing the Treasury Department to change the size of the bills or add texture would make it harder to prevent counterfeiting. Robertson was not swayed.

"The fact that each of these features is currently used in other currencies suggests that, at least on the face of things, such accommodations are reasonable," he wrote.

He said the government was violating the Rehabilitation Act, which prohibits discrimination on the basis of disability in government programs. The opinion came after a four-year legal fight.

Electronic devices are available to help blind people differentiate between bills, but many complain that they are slow, expensive and unreliable. Visually impaired shoppers frequently rely on store clerks to help them.

"It's just frankly unfair that blind people should have to rely on the good faith of people they have never met in knowing whether they've been given the correct change," said Jeffrey A. Lovitky, attorney for the plaintiffs in the lawsuit.

Others have developed ways to cope with the similarly shaped bills. Melanie Brunson, a member of the American Council of the Blind, told the court that she folds her bills into different shapes: $1 bills stay straight, $5 bills are folded in half left to right, $10 bills in half top to bottom and $20 in quarters.

The Treasury Department had no comment on the ruling Tuesday. The government has 10 days to decide whether to appeal.

U.S. bills have not always been the same size. In 1929, the government standardized the size and shrank all bills by about 30 percent to lower manufacturing costs and help distinguish between genuine and counterfeit notes.

Since then, the Treasury Department has worked to stay ahead of counterfeiters. Security threads and microprinting were introduced in The portraits were enlarged in 1996, and an infrared feature was added to encourage the development of electronic readers for the blind.

The latest redesign is under way. New $10 bills, featuring splashes of orange, yellow and red, hit the market this year, following similar changes to the $20 bill in 2003 and the $50 bill in 2004. The $5 facelift is due in 2008.

In court documents, government attorneys said changing the way money feels would be expensive. Cost estimates ranged from $75 million in equipment upgrades and $9 million annual expenses for punching holes in bills to $178 million in one-time charges and $50 million annual expenses for printing bills of varying sizes.

Any change to the dollar's design could ripple into the vending machine industry, which participated in discussions regarding previous redesigns. The American Council of the Blind is not seeking changes to the $1 bill, according to court documents.

The Treasury Department spent $4.2 billion on printing over the past decade, Robertson said. Adding a raised number to the bills would have increased costs less than 5 percent over that period, he said.

"If additional savings could be gained by incorporating the new feature into a larger redesign, such as those that took place in 1996 or 2004, the total burden of adding such a feature would be even smaller," Robertson wrote.


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Caution!!!  What you are about to read has to do with views on religion, esp that of the Christian religion.  For those of you who disagree with it...just let this one go for your "oh it's two fairy tales coming together" tirade.  Now I'm not saying anyone on here would do such a thing...I just wanted to make the request just in case.  Thank You.

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Pope Benedict XVI, left, and Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I cheer at faithful from a balcony of the Ecumenical Patriarchate after attending together the Divine Liturgy in the nearby Church of St. George in Istanbul, Turkey, Thursday, Nov. 30, 2006. Benedict XVI and Bartholomew later signed a joint agreement. The pope is on the third day of his four-day visit to Turkey. Pope Benedict XVI, left, and Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I cheer at faithful from a balcony of the Ecumenical Patriarchate after attending together the Divine Liturgy in the nearby Church of St. George in Istanbul, Turkey, Thursday, Nov. 30, 2006. Benedict XVI and Bartholomew later signed a joint agreement. The pope is on the third day of his four-day visit to Turkey. (AP Photo/Dimitri Messinis)

By Brian Murphy, AP Religion Writer  |  November 30, 2006

ISTANBUL, Turkey --Pope Benedict XVI joined an Islamic cleric in prayers under the towering dome of Istanbul's most famous mosque Thursday in a powerful gesture seeking to transform his image among Muslims from adversary to peacemaker.

The pope's minute of prayer was done in silence, but the message of reconciliation was designed to resonate loudly nearly three months after he provoked worldwide fury for remarks on violence and the Prophet Muhammad.

"This visit will help us find together the way of peace for the good of all humanity," the pope said inside the 17th-century Blue Mosque -- in only the second papal visit in history to a Muslim place of worship. Benedict's predecessor, John Paul II, made a brief stop in a mosque in Syria in 2001.

Benedict's steps through a stone archway and into the mosque's carpeted expanse capped a day of deep symbolism and lofty goals. Hours earlier, he stood beside the spiritual leader of the world's Orthodox Christians and passionately encouraged steps to end the nearly 1,000-year divide between their churches.

The pope walked to the mosque after touring another majestic tribute to faith: the 1,500-year-old Haghia Sofia and its remarkable mix of Quranic calligraphy and Christian mosaics from its legacy as a marvel of early Christianity and then a coveted prize of Islam's expansion.

At the mosque, the pope removed his shoes and put on white slippers. Then he walked beside Mustafa Cagrici, the head cleric of Istanbul. Facing the holy city of Mecca -- in the tradition of Islamic worship -- Cagrici said: "Now I'm going to pray." Benedict, too, bowed his head and his lips moved as if reciting words.

Before the pope left, he thanked Cagrici "for this moment of prayer."

"A single swallow can't bring spring," Cagrici told the pope, who ends his first papal trip to a Muslim nation Friday. "But many swallows will follow and we will enjoy a spring in this world."

The pope received a painting showing the Sea of Marmara and a glazed tile decorated with a dove. The mosque is officially known as the Sultan Ahmet Mosque after the Ottoman sultan Ahmet I, who ordered its construction. But it's widely called the Blue Mosque after its elaborate blue tiles.

The pope presented the imam with a mosaic showing four doves.

"Let us pray for brotherhood and for all humanity," Benedict said in Italian.

The Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Federico Lombardi, said the mosque visit was added as a "sign of respect" to Muslims. "A (Christian) believer can pray in any place, even a mosque," Lombardi said, calling it an "intimate, personal prayer."

The pope has offered wide-ranging messages of reconciliation to Muslims since coming to Turkey on Tuesday, including appeals for greater understanding and support for Turkey's effort to become the first Muslim nation in the European Union.

The pope repeated calls for greater freedoms for religious minorities -- including the tiny Christian community in Turkey -- and denounced divisions between Christians as a "scandal."

Benedict has made reaching out to the world's more than 250 million Orthodox a centerpiece of his papacy and has set the difficult goal of "full unity" between the two ancient branches of Christianity, which split in the 11th century over disputes including papal authority.

"The divisions which exist among Christians are a scandal to the world," the pope said after joining Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I to mark the feast day of St. Andrew, who preached across Asia Minor and who tradition says ordained the first bishop of Constantinople, now Istanbul.

The homage of the Orthodox feast day Liturgy also was highly significant to Roman Catholics. Andrew was the brother of St. Peter, who was martyred in Rome and is considered the first pope.

In a joint statement, the pope and patriarch stressed the need to "preserve Christian roots" in European culture while remaining "open to other religions and their cultural contributions."

The comments could send conflicting signals to Turkey after the Vatican suggested there was room in the EU for its first Muslim member. They could also serve as a rallying point for groups opposed to bringing a predominantly Muslim country into the bloc.

The pope also recalled how the faith was shaped by the encounters of early Christians with the scientific and intellectual traditions of ancient Greece. It was the same theological backdrop -- faith and reason -- that was the basis for his explosive remarks in September in which he quoted a medieval Christian emperor who described Muhammad's teachings as "evil and inhuman."

The pope avoided any direct mention of Islam after praying with Bartholomew at the St. George Church in Istanbul, capital of Christian Byzantium before falling to Muslim forces in 1453.

The echoes of the city's turbulent history were among Benedict's stops.

Haghia Sophia, once a spiritual center of Christianity, was converted to a mosque in the 15th century. The site became a museum following the secular reforms that formed modern Turkey in the 1920s.

The pope, wearing white robes, stopped often to gaze on Quranic passages carved in the ancient marble -- in some places where crosses and the fish-shaped sign of early Christians were chiseled away. Above them were frescoes and mosaics that couldn't be touched by Muslims: figures such as Jesus and the Virgin Mary, who are regarded as revered predecessors of Muhammad.

Security for the pilgrimage has been stringent. But it grew even tighter as the pope moved about Istanbul. Police blockades virtually sealed off parts of the city's ancient heart. Snipers stood watch on the minarets added to Haghia Sophia following the Muslim conquest.

About 150 nationalists demonstrated against the pope's visit to the site, gathering at a square about a half mile away and urging the government to open the museum to Muslim worship. Nationalists viewed the visit as a sign of Christian claims to the site and a challenge to Turkish sovereignty.

"Haghia Sophia is Turkish and will remain Turkish," one protest sign read. Riot police surrounded the demonstrators to prevent them from reaching the site.

Of Turkey's 70 million people, some 65,000 are Armenian Orthodox Christians, 20,000 are Roman Catholic and 3,500 are Protestant. Some 23,000 are Jewish.


This right here is one of the reasons why I believe the Bible.  Also, this right here is why I believe in the reality of the NWO.  Also, this right here is why I believe the Catholics are going to be the whore of Babylon.  Let me explain.

The Bible says that in the end times there will be a one world "religion" and that the Antichrist will make this the official world religion in his global government (before he kills it and promotes himself as the one true god).  This same reason goes for the belief in the NWO.

Now I believe the Catholics (more stressed the Vatican) will be the "whore" as the false global religion for a number of reasons.  First of all...this isn't the first time it's happened.  Pope John Paul II brought together some 144 or so religious groups in an echumentical counsel.  He brought Muslims, Jews, Native American witch doctors, Buddhists, snake worshipers, Hindus, fire worshipers, spirituses, animists, and a plethora of more religions to pray together.  He even said that they were praying to the same god to bring about a new spirit of peace.  Even some Church of England members are talking about coming back under the pope...and if you know your history then you know what a big deal back in the day the leaving of the English from Rome was.  The pope even put on the garments of paganism...literally.  He wore Native American head dresses.  He kissed the Koran.  He let the Dali Lama to replace the cross with a statue of Buddah in St. Peters church in Assissi.  He also let the monks perform their rituals there....in the House of God!  For goodness sakes he also received the mark of Shevia on his forehead.  This is the Hindu god who is called "the god of death"!  The Satanic bible calls Shiva another name for Satan.

I'm sorry but both God and Jesus Christ said that we should be separate as much as possible from all evil and all religions.  If you don't believe that read your Old Testament.  God made the Jews as far as possible different from any other people in the world.  No two materials in the same cloth and the like.  Also do you think the Jesus who overturned the tables in the synagogue for people who used it as a place of commerce would approve Buddhist monks to do their rituals in there?  I always thought Christians, in order to show how true their faith was were suppose to be the complete opposite from anything in the world and any other belief system.

I must stop my tirade here because I won't stop soon.  My point is just like the last pope did...this pope is doing.  Let's see how far this goes and how far Catholics will take this "man of infallibility" can lead the "church" and Catholics astray.  I know this is a very stereotypical thing for me to say but...with Catholics ever care or stand up and do anything?  I don't know.  I hope this leads people to Christ more instead of just saying "well what's the difference between Christianity and anything else.  I just won't do it anymore!"

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In case you guys hadn't noticed, something got seriously b0rked with this thread.  For some reason, starting back on November 22nd, posts slowly started disappearing from the thread into the ether.  I didn't notice until today, when I tried to post a news article but couldn't find the thread at all.

When I searched for it, I found it - with the latest reply on April 4th of this year.  Since it had such an old reply date, it was hidden waaaaay back in the archives.  I knew we had over 50 pages, but only 26 were showing.

I restored two weeks worth of backups for this thread and slowly culled through them.  Every day after November 27th showed fewer and fewer posts and increasingly smaller file sizes.  Since there is no automated process for culling old posts, I have no clue what could've caused that.

I restored the largest file from November 26th and grabbed newer posts from each of the backups to merge back into the thread.  I think all of the posts up to December 1st have been restored, which is quite possibly all of them.  I was especially concerned about Stewie's latest posts because I know he spent a lot of time and effort on them.

Anyway, I'm running a full backup right now, so if the forum is sluggish this afternoon, I apologize.

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F'ing A, now more posts are disappearing!  The post at the top of page 50 moved to the top of 49, and now it's down to the top of page 47!  WTF?!

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Alright, now everything is back.  Let's see how long it lasts.  I've backed up the two relevant files for this thread so it'll be easy to fix again if it breaks.  I don't know why posts are disappearing or if this is affecting any other threads, but I'm definitely keeping my eyes peeled.

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I manually altered the page views for the thread to 5,715.  It had changed to a ridiculously low number, so I recalculated it based on the number of views per reply from the Interesting Article thread.  Hopefully that'll be the end of this mess.

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Yea bob i noticed this earlier, and went back to search for it, thinking it had dropped off a few pages. What happened with it do you think? Why just this thread?
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I don't know.  I noticed it's dropping off again, but I can't think of what could be causing it.  60 posts have disappeared from somewhere in the thread since I left work at 5:45pm.

I'm wondering if locking the topic and making the files read-only would fix it?  I could always start a "Random Stupidity II" thread to replace this one.

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Are the missing posts a particular topic?  Are they from the same person?  I know you've probably already thought of these things but I'm just trying to help with what little I can do.

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I really have no way of tracking down the posts without comparing the live and archived threads side-by-side, which would take freakin' forever.  So far, since I reposted the thread for the last time at 5:45pm today, about 150 posts have disappeared.  The first and last posts are intact.

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Alright, I upgraded the forum to v2.1, which doesn't seem any different from v2.0.  If you guys notice any bugs or peculiarities, let me know and I'll look into them.  I've rebuilt the Random Stupidity thread yet again, so we'll see if this makes a difference!

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Wow, it looks like that might have fixed it!

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I would have arrested the mother!

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COLUMBIA, S.C. -- A fed-up mother had her 12-year-old son arrested for allegedly rummaging through his great-grandmother's things and playing with his Christmas present early.

The mother called police Sunday after learning her son had disobeyed orders and repeatedly taken a Game Boy from its hiding place at his great-grandmother's house next door and played it. He was arrested on petty larceny charges, taken to the police station in handcuffs and held until his mother picked him up after church.

"My grandmother went out of her way to lay away a toy and paid on this thing for months," said the boy's mother, Brandi Ervin. "It was only to teach my son a lesson. He's been going through life doing things ... and getting away with it."

Police did not release the boy's name.

The mother said that her son was found in the last year to have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, but that his medicine does not seem to help.

She said he faces an expulsion hearing at his school Wednesday. Rock Hill Police Capt. Mark Bollinger said the boy took a swing at a police officer assigned to the school last month. He has been suspended from school since then.

The boy's case will be presented to Department of Juvenile Justice officials in York County, who will decide what happens to him, Bollinger said. His mother hopes he can attend a program that will finally scare him straight.

"It's not even about the Christmas present," she said. "I only want positive things out of it. ... There's no need for him to act this way. I'd rather call myself than someone else call for him doing something worse than this."


Where's DCF when you have a mother who's too stupid to have children and instead of controlling them...calls the freakin cops.

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That kid will likely be nothing but a drain on society.  Throw the whole family in federal PMITA prison and be done with it.

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http://www.jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=516425

Some guy on another forum I participate in had an opportunity to witness (and take pictures of) a huge military exercise of the Japanese Naval Defense Fleet.  They've got some wicked ships!  Lots of pictures spread across multiple pages, so don't even think about trying this with 56K!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20061206/sc_livescience/llamasenlistedtothwa...

Ok now I know they're making stuff up and the press has nothing to write about.

Is that why I'm sitting here at 3 in the morning listening and watching this hour long special about the joys and monetary value of alpaca farms?

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Reply #778 - Dec 7th, 2006 at 8:32am
 
That might be the lamest llamaest article I've ever read.

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http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=ae49adbf-8f14-4f93-9341-f9...

Now this article isn't about abortion it's about freedom of speech.  Universities are already classified as "liberal breeding grounds"...why add to the mystique?

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"At the time of his death, he was under indictment for kidnapping, torture and murder, as well as corruption-related charges of tax evasion and possession of false passports," The New York Times said in an editorial. "Time has revealed that the once-admired General Pinochet was accomplished only at holding power."

Meanwhile, USA Today noted that the difference between Iraqi dictator
Saddam Hussein and Pinochet emerged Sunday when Pinochet died after suffering a heart attack at age 91.

"Bringing a dictator to justice is about more than revenge," the paper said. "It is needed for a society to face up to past crimes and to deter brutal dictators elsewhere ... Those now involved in crimes against humanity -- the leaders of Sudan, abetting genocide in the country's western Darfur province spring to mind -- must expect to end up like Saddam, not Pinochet."


First of all...I would like to remind us that we, the US govt, put this butcher in power!  Second of all this story is BS!  We've had what?  Some 30 years to prosecute this tyrant on evidence more convincing than anything we had on Iraq...including the gassing of the Kurds!

Complete...complete white wash!

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http://news.com.com/Senator+Illegal+images+must+be+reported/2100-1028_3-6142332....

McCain is now a moron and obviously doesn't understand ANYTHING about the internet!  Go back to controlling your own senators and leave the rest of the world frackin alone!

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Principal Paul Richards said a key reason for stopping the practice is its contribution to students' stress level in "This high expectations-high-achievement culture."

The proposal to stop publishing the honor roll came from a parent. Richards took the issue before the school council, which approved it. Parents were notified of the decision last month. Richards said he received about 60 responses from both parents and students and the feedback has been evenly split for and against.

Richards said one parent with three children attending Needham High told him publishing the honor roll is a constant cause of stress in her family. According to that parent, one of the three students routinely made the honor roll while the other two did not.

Another parent who didn't want his name used said his two youngsters, a senior and a junior at Needham High, both consistently received honors and high honors. He said he, "took special pride in opening the newspaper and seeing his kids names." He said he could also see how the publishing of names could put stress on other kids who did not make it.

Richards said publishing of the honor roll represented "an unhealthy focus on grades." He pointed out that there are lots of other ways that students achieve, such as in clubs, musicals, concerts, athletics and community service.

He said the ranking of students solely based on grades goes against the school's overall mission which is to "promote learning."

The decision to drop publishing the honor roll comes at a time when the Needham High community is dealing with heartache. Last month, two seniors were killed in a car crash. Last spring, a Needham High student committed suicide.

The Needham Times has traditionally published the school's honor roll. Editor-in-Chief Greg Reibman said the paper has "always been interested in recognizing the achievements of all Needham students -- not just in academics but in sports, the arts, community service, and in any other way."

"We understand that the school is trying hard to deal with some enormous challenges. I don't think anyone believes this alone is going to solve some of these very tough issues, but we respect the decision of the experts who certainly have the students' best interests in mind," Reibman said.

Needham High's principal said the decision to no longer publish the honor roll is not nailed in cement. Richards said it is "subject to review." He said, "We'll go through this year without it and assess the impact on the school culture."


So if we're not pushing others or even the ones getting the good grades...what do we want people to achieve?  This is what happens when the parents let the schools have more power than they do.  Others not measuring up?  LOWER THE STANDARDS!  In the real world...or at least it was in mine...if I got bad grades...I wouldn't be able to sit down in class and that would make me do better.

Also...how many youths read the paper?  I bet you not a one of them are the people on that list.  How many kids "feel bad" and are so mortified that they tremble in the corner on the basement with a blanket over their head sucking their thumb rocking back and forth saying "I'm not on the list....I'm not of the list....I'm not on the list".  Shoot I hope people not on the list do cry and feel bad.  In fact I would hold a parade every month that would be mandatory to attend and march these kids down the street with dunce caps if that got them to do better.  But no...we'll just give everyone a "participation trophy" and everyone will feel good about themselves.  Remember children it's not how well you do in life that matters...it only matters that you're at least breathing.  No Jonny, the person who grows up and helps poor people is not as successful as the 780lb guy who can't roll over.  They are both number 1...in frackin participation.

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Ok first of all...no one should care about this nor should it make CNN news.

However she says that it's no ones business but she offers up that she came out of an AA meeting!  It must be the cool new thing for these hip young celebs to do!  Drink until stupid then go to AA.  Soon our children will do likewise.

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She asks why she would drink because she's not legal yet.  Then she admit to drinking at friends home.  Uhh what? 

"Why would I drink?  That's stupid.  I mean I drink but that's only when I'm drinking.  Drinking is different when you're not at clubs...where I don't drink.  Cause once I'm at a friends house drinking is not really drinking...which I don't do.  It's none of your business!"

And she feels better for not drinking?  I don't think you can claim to have this life altering experience if you've only not drank in 7 days.  It sounds like you've wasted 348 days in AA if you've only not drank for 7 freaken days!

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Reply #785 - Dec 14th, 2006 at 12:03pm
 
I just wrote an ethics final on celebrity news and the boundaries of privacy. I also addressed coverage of Lindsay, Paris and Britney, discussing how it may link to mysogyny and definitely gives girls poor role models. It's also a part of the link as to why this generation is a step backwards in the feminist movement. There's awareness, and then there's apathy. It's awful.



Although I don't know how "bad" Lindsay's drinking became, I know (and am pretty sure some of you guys know) that drinking is just a part of the age regardless of law. College kind of does that to you, unless you're adamant about not drinking.


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BOSTON (Reuters) - A group of heavy Marlboro smokers have filed a lawsuit in federal court in Boston, asking Philip Morris USA to pay for screenings that may detect the early stages of lung cancer, court documents showed on Friday.
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The class-action lawsuit, which was filed on behalf of current and former Marlboro smokers over 50 years old who smoked a pack or more a day for 20 years, demands the tobacco company pay for an annual low-dose X-ray scan of the chest.

It is modeled on a similar lawsuit filed in Federal District Court in Brooklyn in January. Both suits are unlike typical tobacco-related litigation that has sought billions of dollars in punitive damages from cigarette companies.

Attorneys with Thornton & Naumes, who filed the lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Boston on Thursday, said as many as 80,000 at-risk Massachusetts residents may become part of the class in the lawsuit.

"Simply stated, this surveillance if made available will save the lives and ease the suffering of a significant number of the members of the proposed class," the lawsuit said.

Lisa Gonzalez, a spokeswoman for Altria Group Inc., the parent of Philip Morris, said the company had seen the lawsuit, but added that juries in two other cases in which smokers sought payment for "medical monitoring" ruled in favor of the tobacco company.

"Smokers' medical monitoring class actions have been consistently rejected by the overwhelming majority of trial and appellate courts since the first one was filed in 1994," Gonzalez said.

Lung cancer kills more people by far than any other type of cancer. It is caused mostly by smoking but also by exposure to smoke, radioactive substances, asbestos and a few other substances. Lung cancer is diagnosed in 173,000 Americans yearly and kills 164,000. It kills 1.3 million a year globally.

The case follows a study published in The
New England Journal of Medicine in October that suggests annual computed tomography (CT) scans can catch lung cancer when it is still curable.

CT scans are special X-rays and a low-dose scan is used to minimize the risk that the procedure itself could cause cancer. Thornton & Naumes said low-dose CT scans cost about $500 each and are not usually covered by health insurance.

As in the New York case, the Massachusetts plaintiffs are not seeking compensatory or punitive damages. Attorneys Levy Philips & Konigsberg, which filed the New York lawsuit, are also counsel in the Massachusetts case.


Smokers want Philip Morris to pay for cancer screens?  How about smokers open their eyes and read the warning label on the side of their 12 packs a day they smoke?!  These douche bags who are suing are the morons we all know and hate.  What's that smoking causes cancer?  Wha...wha...what?!  Well at least I can use my Big Mac as an artificial heart transplant!  If I were the judge I would award these clowns something alright.  I would have the surgeon general and the CEOs of PM to line up and kick these people in the crotch (or respective female areas) for waisting our time and not dying sooner to save us a headache from listening to them complaining about "woe is me!  I have cancer and didn't know!"

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This is what you get when a) the federal govt gets involved and b) what happens when you just through money at a problem and expect people to do what's right...kinda like public education system.

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By ALAN SAYRE
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NEW ORLEANS — The post-hurricane gambling boom in Louisiana more or less came to a stop in November as gamblers lost $199.7 million in state-licensed casinos.

The figure was up from $184.4 million in November 2005, but that included a time when Harrah's New Orleans Casino was shuttered because of Hurricane Katrina. Harrah's provided $32.6 million of the overall take last month, state police reported today.

Although last winter and spring provided the biggest numbers ever seen in Louisiana's state-licensed casinos, the take has moved back to historically lower levels as casinos have begun reopening in Biloxi, Miss. — all of which had been wiped out by Katrina.

The biggest drop-off was noted by the state's 12 operating riverboat casinos. Those gambling halls won $157.4 million in November 2005, a figure that dropped to $138.3 million last month. The three slot machine casinos at race tracks won $28.7 million last month, a slight increase from $27 million in November 2005.

The Shreveport-Bossier City market, which has five riverboats and a slot casino at Louisiana Downs, won $65.4 million from gamblers in November, compared to the year-ago figure of $62.4 million.

The New Orleans market, consisting of Harrah's and two riverboat casinos, won $55.2 million in November, up from $36.9 million in November 2005 — sans Harrah's downtown casino.

The Lake Charles market, which has three riverboat casinos and a slot casino at Delta Downs, took in $51.8 million last month, compared with $50.8 million in November 2005.

The Baton Rouge market, which has two riverboat casinos, won $18.9 million in November, compared to the year-ago figure $24.9 million — a time when Baton Rouge was packed with hurricane refugees.

The other state-licensed casino, the slot machine gambling hall at Evangeline Downs in Opelousas, took in $8.3 million last month, up from $7.7 million in November 2005.

The figures do not include the state's three Indian reservation casinos, which are not required to report their revenue figures publicly.


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Wow, $8.3 million on slot machines.  That's a lot of nickels and quarters!

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Dear Secretary Bodman:

In November 2006, the Project On Government Oversight received the attached anonymous letter from a number of workers at the Pantex Plant outside Amarillo, Texas. The letter raised some very serious safety concerns at Pantex. POGO has been able to confirm a number of the problems raised in the letter, including that there is widespread fatigue and overworking of production technicians who work on the warheads. As you know, safety at Pantex is paramount in the nuclear weapons complex because it is responsible for assembling and disassembling nuclear weapons.

According to the August 2006 “Pantex Plant Weekly Report” from the Defense Nuclear Facilities Safety Board, “PTs [production technicians] work 72 hour weeks (6 days, 12 hours).” POGO has been told by sources that 80 hours per week is not unusual. As you know, this is already a high stress working environment dealing with high explosives and full up, or fully assembled, nuclear weapons. The excessive work hours are resulting from pressure by Pantex operator BWXT and the National Nuclear Security Administration to meet unrealistic production goals given the size of the workforce. In 2007, the disassembly production goals will increase by 50%. This is a recipe for disaster. One senior nuclear scientist said that he “would not work on his car engine if he were fatigued from a 72-hour work week, and sure as hell would not work on a nuclear weapon.”

Pantex has had serious safety problems spanning back at least several years. For example, in 2004, while a W56 warhead – which, at 1200 kilotons (or 100 times the yield of a Hiroshima bomb), is one of the largest missile-launched warheads in our stockpile – was being disassembled, a crack was discovered in the high explosive (HE). Technicians used the equivalent of duct tape to hold the cracked high explosive together. The next year, Pantex paid a $124,000 fine for safety violations related to the HE cracking incident.

Now we have learned that in March 2005, there was a “near-miss” event while disassembling another W56 warhead. Apparently the production technicians were using a faulty tool, putting too much pressure on the warhead. On November 29, 2006, Pantex was only fined $110,000 – 18 months after the near-miss incident. What was not made public at the time the fine was levied, however, is that according to safety experts knowledgeable about this event, it could actually have resulted in the detonation of the warhead. This incident was particularly dangerous because the W56 warhead was deployed in 1965, pre-dating the three basic enhanced safety features which reduce the possibility of an accidental detonation that are now required on more modern weapons. There are still several older warheads slated for dismantlement that do not include these enhanced features.

Both fines are chump change for BWXT, which makes as much as $30 million annually in award fees and incentives for operating Pantex alone, after its costs are covered. These ridiculously-low fines provide absolutely no deterrent for the sloppy safety procedures of BWXT.

While the older and more unstable nuclear warheads continue to be handled at Pantex, it is clearly of the utmost importance that DOE hold the contractor equally accountable for safety as for production schedules. By cutting corners, BWXT is unnecessarily endangering the workforce, and indeed the entire Texas panhandle.

We urge the Department of Energy to consider a deep cut in the award and incentive fees so that BWXT will take these safety problems seriously.

POGO certainly applauds the acceleration of dismantling weapons in accordance with international treaties. In fact, we believe these efforts should be the highest priority for the nuclear weapons complex given the benefits dismantlement bring in cost savings and improved safety and security. As a result, additional production technicians should be hired immediately in order to bring the average work week to a more reasonable and safe level while meeting these goals. Finally, aggressive steps need to be taken to change the culture at Pantex so that workers feel free to express concerns about their work environment.

We understand that DOE and BWXT are in the midst of an investigation into these issues. We are requesting unclassified copies of these reports as soon as they are complete. If you have any questions, please contact me at (202) 347-1122.

Sincerely,


Danielle Brian
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Enclosure: Correspondence from anonymous sources re: problems at Pantex

cc: Sen. Carl Levin
Sen. John McCain
Sen. Jeff Bingaman
Sen. Pete Domenici
Sen. Byron Dorgan
Rep. Pete Visclosky
Rep. Dave Hobson
Rep. Ike Skelton
Rep. Duncan Hunter

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I've never been a fan of Donald Trump, but he might have just become my new best friend!  This is the video of him ripping on Rosie O'Donell, and I don't think I've laughed this hard in months!

"So, probably I'll sue her because it would be fun.  I'd like to take some money out of her fat ass pockets."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGZaCnfNgLE&eurl=


This, by the way, is the video of Rosie's comments that started the battle...

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A conversation between me and my grandpa.


Me: "Grandpa, I'm going to China in May!!!!!"
Grandpa: "Don't let those commies getcha!"




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This was the astonishing scene after a faulty gas cooker exploded in a timber-framed shack - and devastated a tiny Caribbean island.

The blast caused an inferno that leapt from hut to hut, taking less than ten minutes to sweep across half the shanty town-style community.

As gas cylinders in more wooden homes exploded, many of Soledad Miria's 1,014 inhabitants dived into the sea or took to fishing boats to escape.

More than a third - 348 - were injured but, amazingly, no one died. By the time firefighting helicopters had put out the blaze on the 800-yard-wide island off Panama's northern coast, around 50 huts, a school and a community centre had been flattened.

Officials said a faulty connection between the cooker and a gas canister led to a build-up of fumes which exploded when a resident switched the appliance on to cook a meal.

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Sidney, Montana not Sydney, Australia

By John Leyden
Published Monday 1st January 2007 14:41 GMT


A typing mistake on an online booking form left a German tourist 13,000km off-course on a journey to meet his girlfriend.

Tobi Gutt left Germany in high hopes on Saturday, dressed in T-shirt and shorts for the Australian summer, but instead of heading towards Sydney, Australia the 21 year-old ended up en-route to Sidney, Montana. Initially Gutt reasoned that it was possible to fly to Australia via the United States and it was only as he boarded a commuter flight to Sidney, an oil town that's home to around 5,000 people, that the terrible truth dawned on him. Up to that point he'd flown to Portland, Oregon and on to Billings, Montana with mounting concern.

"I did wonder but I didn't want to say anything," Gutt told the German newspaper Bild. "I thought to myself, you can fly to Australia via the United States."

He was left in the stuck middle of nowhere with only a thin jacket to keep out the cold. Fortunately after three days his family and friends were able to send him the €600 he needed to book a new ticket to Australia. "I didn't notice the mistake as my son is usually good with computers," his mum, Sabine, told Reuters.


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Overweight woman stuck in South African cave

Tue Jan 2, 6:54 AM ET

CAPE TOWN (AFP) - An overweight woman got stuck in a well-known South African cave for nearly twelve hours on New Year's Day, trapping 23 others in the process.

The woman was stuck inside the "Tunnel of Love" shortly after noon and was freed with the help of liquid paraffin and a pulley around 11:30 pm (2130 GMT), said Hein Gerstner, manager of the Cango Caves in the Western Cape.

"She was really quite a large woman," he told AFP Tuesday. "She was forewarned at the ticket office and by the guide that she might have difficulty on the tour, but she insisted on going along."

Rescuers from two nearby towns and a private ambulance service were called in to help.

"We used liquid paraffin to grease the surface area and used a pulley to lift her," said Gerstner. "She was eventually carried out on a stretcher."

Twenty-three other people trapped in another tunnel behind the woman were given blankets, water, chocolate bars and ablution buckets during the rescue effort.

The group included two asthmatic children and a diabetic for whom insulin had to be brought from a nearby town, said Gerstner.

Once freed, the woman was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment, and was due to be discharged on Tuesday afternoon. None of the others came to any harm.

"We regularly have people getting stuck in the caves for an hour or so, but never anything on this scale," said Gerstner. "This was a freak. None of our guides, some of whom have been here for more than 40 years, have ever seen anything like it."


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People's fascination for religion and superstition will disappear within a few decades as television and the internet make it easier to get information, and scientists get closer to discovering a final theory of everything, leading thinkers argue today.

The web magazine Edge (www.edge.org) asked more than 150 scientists and intellectuals: "What are you optimistic about?" Answers included hope for an extended human life span, a bright future for autistic children, and an end to violent conflicts around the world.

Philosopher Daniel Denett believes that within 25 years religion will command little of the awe it seems to instil today. The spread of information through the internet and mobile phones will "gently, irresistibly, undermine the mindsets requisite for religious fanaticism and intolerance".

Biologist Richard Dawkins said that physicists would give religion another problem: a theory of everything that would complete Albert Einstein's dream of unifying the fundamental laws of physics. "This final scientific enlightenment will deal an overdue death blow to religion and other juvenile superstitions."

Part of that final theory will be formulated by scientists working on the Large Hadron Collider, a particle accelerator at Cern in Geneva, which is to be switched on this year. It will smash protons together to help scientists understand what makes up the most fundamental bits of the universe.

Steven Pinker, a psychologist at Harvard University, highlighted the decline of violence: "Most people, sickened by the bloody history of the 20th century, find this claim incredible. Yet, as far as I know, every systematic attempt to document the prevalence of violence over centuries and millennia (and, for that matter, the past 50 years), particularly in the west, has shown the overall trend is downward."

John Horgan, of the Stevens Institute of Technology, New Jersey, was optimistic "that one day war - large-scale, organised group violence - will end once and for all".

This will also be the year that we get to grips with our genomes. George Church, a geneticist at Harvard Medical School, believes we will learn "so much more about ourselves and how we interact with our environment and fellow humans".

Simon Baron-Cohen, a psychologist at Cambridge University, focused on autistic children, saying their outlook had never been better. "There is a remarkably good fit between the autistic mind and the digital age," he said. "Many develop an intuitive understanding of computers, in the same way other children develop an intuitive understanding of people."

Leo Chalupa, a neurobiologist at the University of California, Davis, predicted that, by the middle of this century, it would not be uncommon for people to lead active lives well beyond the age of 100. He added: "We will be able to regenerate parts of the brain that have been worn out. So better start thinking what you'll be doing with all those extra years."


The noted French atheist Voltaire, who died in 1778, declared that in 100 years from his time Christianity would be swept from existence and passed into history.  Only 50 years after his death, the Geneva Bible Society's used Voltaire's press and house to produce stacks of Bibles.

How many times have we heard this mantra.  Religion, will never pass away.  People are always going to be spiritually hungry and even if there wasn't a God or a higher existence...we would still wonder if there was something out there bigger than us.  The only religions that pass away are they cults and the crazy sects who continuously found their principles upon men/women who make false predictions or suicide people.  "Christian Scientists" and Jonestown are two such examples.

Whoever agrees with this article is clearly delusional if they think it will become true.

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LONDON -- Britain has paid the last installment on its World War II-era debt to Canada and the U.S., making a final $100 million US in payments yesterday to the wartime Allies.

Britain was left with a debt of $4.3 billion US to the U.S. and $1.2 billion US to Canada more than 60 years ago when London took out loans to finance reconstruction. Annual payments on the loans, at 2% interest, have since totalled nearly $10 billion.

'VITAL SUPPORT'

"This week, we finally honour in full our commitments to the U.S. and Canada for the support they gave us 60 years ago," Economic Secretary Ed Balls said. "It was vital support which helped Britain defeat Nazi Germany and secure peace and prosperity in the postwar period."

Most American assistance came through the Lend-Lease program -- nearly $27 billion in equipment, food, weapons and fuel. When the program ended in 1945, Britain took out loans for reconstruction and agreed to repay the money over 50 years, but the loan's terms allowed deferred payments due to economic conditions.


The total amount borrowed is equivalent to about $60 billion US in today's purchasing power.



Wow, that's pretty freakin' cool!  I wonder how many other "allies" even bothered to pay back their loans?  The US does an awful lot of debt cancellation, and that's nothing new.

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CARMEL, N.Y. (AP) - It was quite a New Year's Eve at the home of Richard Berger in Carmel - in Putnam County. Someone in the house broke a rectal thermometer and the family called 911 around 10:30 to report the small mercury spill.

Several dozen volunteers from the Carmel Fire Department responded to the house on Brookview Drive.

Fire Chief Darryl Johnson says mercury is a hazardous material that can cause stomach problems if inhaled.

Men wearing protective gear used wet sponges to clean up the puddle.

It was packaged and brought to the Carmel firehouse where the county health department will dispose of it today.

The Berger family was not hurt.



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(AP) DANVILLE, Pa. A 12-year-old special education student in Montour County was charged with disorderly conduct after authorities said she deliberately wet her pants at school.

Her mother told the Press Enterprise it happened because her daughter was frightened by the principal.

The girl had been preparing a holiday lunch with her classmates and teachers at Danville Middle School on December 20th.

Her mother said when her daughter refused to go to the kitchen to wash some pots and pans, teachers summoned principal Kevin Duckwork, who confronted the girl.

She then wet her pants.

Her mother said the girl is terrified of Duckwork and has wet herself during previous confrontations with him. But Danville Police Chief Eric Gill said school officials are at their “wit’s end” with the girl, and they believe her actions were deliberate.


Did we become England and no one told me?!

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The victim collapsed in a betting shop, five minutes from his local ambulance station.

But under the barmy European Working Time Directive, exposed by The Sun last month, crews couldn’t be disturbed.

A paramedic was sent in a car and realised the unnamed man was having a heart attack.

He dialled 999 but an ambulance did not arrive for half an hour.

By then, the patient had died on the floor in Edmonton, North London.

Last night London Ambulance Service chiefs ordered a full probe.

The EU rules — which have angered staff — mean crews in the capital can be called out only in the last ten minutes of their 30-minute breaks.

Otherwise, they are banned from helping, even if there is a road crash outside their building.

Other UK ambulance services have chosen to opt out of the rules.

A London spokesperson said last night: “We can confirm crews were on a rest break at the time.

“Our sympathies are with the patient’s family.”


MAWHA HA HA HA HA!!!  You know you want socialized medicine in AMERIKA!!  So sayeth the Demos.

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If this were to happen in a country with full-blown socialized healthcare, the ambulance never would've responded because only two paramedics would've been assigned to the whole freakin' country.

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And just think...there's a Congress person in the nation's capital...that IS a socialist AND elected by a majority of their constituents.

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CRAIG HOWIE

STUDENTS at America's prestigious Ivy League universities are rebelling against their colleges' stuffy reputations, casting off society's norms along with their clothes to hold naked parties.

The Pundits, a secretive society at Yale University, initiated the events - which profess to be non-sexual in nature - in the mid-1990s, open to a select few. The society claims that president George Bush's daughter, Barbara, attended a naked party during her second year, in 2002. The White House has always declined to comment.

But the naked parties are now fixtures among liberal students being primed to become the nation's elite.


It doesn't matter what school you go to...college is college.  The next article will be "Under age Ivy League students drink beer!"

Although I wonder if this article knows that Skull and Bones makes it members lie naked in a coffin and recount their sexual activities...oh well boys will be Satanic worshiping boys!

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Typical college idiocy.  Next.

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ANDERSON, S.C. (AP) - Police say a security guard at the Anderson County Library fired his gun at a car after the driver triggered a security alarm.

Police say security guard James Turner asked the woman to stop after the alarm went off as she left around 5 o'clock Saturday afternoon.

A police report states Turner chased the woman as she ran to her car and he said the bumper brushed his knee as she pulled away.

Police say the guard then fired into the driver's door. Authorities say the woman kept going and they don't know if she was hurt.

Library director Carl Stone says he's asked Cherokee Security Systems not to send Turner back to the library. Stone says no one should be hurt over a missing library book.


Wow someone give this guy a job at the DHS...they could use another good hitman.

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http://www.suntimes.com/news/sweet/202672,CST-NWS-sweet09.article

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Stone says no one should be hurt over a missing library book.


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And that's why I only posted the link.

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I wasn't thinking of posting this but it made me go "DUH"

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NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Sleep disturbances, especially nightmares, are common among people who have attempted suicide, new study findings show.
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"To the best of our knowledge, this is the first report on an association between nightmares and suicidality in suicide attempters," co-author Nisse Sjstrm, RN of Sahlgrenska University Hospital, Gteborg, Sweden, and colleagues write. However, they add that "our findings of an association between nightmares and suicidality does not imply causality."

Sjstrm and colleagues examined this association in a study of 165 adults, ages 18 to 68 years, who were admitted to Sahlgrenska University Hospital after attempting suicide. The patients were interviewed about their sleep habits, such as whether they had trouble falling asleep or staying asleep, and how frequently they experienced nightmares.

They were also evaluated for intensity of suicidal thoughts, using anxiety and depression scales, along with Suicide Assessment Scale, which determines and rates the symptoms of suicidal thoughts and behaviors.

Most (89 percent) patients reported having at least one type of sleep problem, with difficulty falling asleep as the most common problem (73 percent), the researchers report in the journal SLEEP. In addition, 69 percent said they had trouble staying asleep and nearly 60 percent said they experienced early morning awakening.

Two out of every three patients (66 percent) also reported experiencing nightmares, study findings indicate. "Frequent nightmares was the only sleep variable associated with high suicidality," the researchers report.

After factoring in other variables that may influence degree of suicidality, including other mental diagnoses, the investigators found that patients with frequent nightmares were almost four times as likely to be highly suicidal compared with patients who didn't report having nightmares.

The association of sleep disturbances, nightmares and suicide "seems logical," according to Dr. Clete Kushida, a sleep expert not involved in the study. "But this is the first study to actually show this is true," he said.

Kushida, who is on the American Academy of Sleep Medicine's board of directors, advises that people who are severely depressed or suicidal, or those experiencing any type of sleep disturbance, should "definitely talk to (their) physician about it."

Most adults have occasional nightmares, but they usually diminish in frequency and intensity as people grow older, explained Kushida, who also directs the Stanford University Center for Human Sleep Research, in California.

Frequent nightmares and other sleep disturbances "might be a symptom of an underlying sleep disorder," such as sleep apnea, he said. Emphasizing the importance of getting help for any sleep disturbance problems, Kushida told Reuters Health that if patients' primary care physicians are not receptive to their sleep complaints, "they may want to seek counsel from a sleep specialist."


Well of course there is a correlation.  However this study makes it sound as if you first have nightmares THEN you think about killing yourself.  Of course people who think that suicide is the answer will be wrought with nightmares.  Even the Phsyc 101 student can tell you that your dreams is the brain still working.  If you have the amount of stress that is making you think of suicide it's a good chance that you'll not be dreaming of unicorns and nymphomaniac elves.

Also I want to know how they carried out this study in a controlled setting?  Umm excuse me will all people who are thinking about killing themselves please report to this study...when don't want to hinder you...we only want to know if you have scary dreams.  This sounds like a study funded by the federal govt if you ask me.

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I also wonder how they determined the frequency of the nightmares.  Did they simply ask the patient?  That seems a bit untrustworthy, considering the very nature of the patients in question.

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I didn't know whether to put this article here or in the Cry Freedom thread.

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Imagine sending your kids off to school, but when they get to the bus they are told they can't get on because they speak English.

That's right, English.

It happened to a few children in St. Paul and now the school district is apologizing.

Rachel Armstrong sent her kids to pick up the bus as usual Monday, but after the driver let the kids on, he told them he would not pick them up again. He even said he wouldn't take them home that afternoon.

Armstrong left work early Tuesday, forced to pick up her kids from Phalen Lake Elementary School.

Her twin girls, 10, and her son, 8, were kicked off their regular school bus. They were told by the bus driver the route is for non-English speaking students only.

"I was furious. I was at work and I was just mad." Armstrong said. "I felt like we were being discriminated because we speak English. Just because they speak English, they can't ride the school bus. I mean, this is America, right?"

Administrators at St. Paul Public Schools admit the district made a mistake when it stranded the kids at school Monday.

However, the district points out, that particular bus route serves one of three language academies. The one at Phalen Lake is for Hmong students learning English.

The academies all have separate bus routes to keep its students together.

The district decided to enforce the separate routes beginning Monday, but it did not tell the Armstrong family.

"It is our responsibility to ensure the safety of these kids and we made a mistake. The kids should have gotten home that day," Dayna Kennedy, public relations representative.

The district also discovered the Armstrongs no longer live in the Phalen Lake School boundary because they moved last year.

So even though the district apologized, if they want to still go to Phalen, they are going to have to get their own ride.


And when do we start to separate the whites from the "colored" kids?  Also, what does it matter if a bus is English or non?  Just sit down and shut up!  I believe that's the standard procedure on any bus.  That and don't sit with the stinky kid.  I wonder if the schools are going to be separated as well.  One for English speaking kids to learn Spanish and the non-English speaking kids to...still not learn English!

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On Thursday and Friday, the state Capitol Rotunda will host an exhibit titled "The Industry of Death." If you’re thinking it’s about time an exposι about corporate chicken farming came to the Capitol, you’ll be sadly disappointed. However, if you believe that psychiatrists and the entire psychiatric profession are part of a secret plan for world domination developed in part by Adolf Hitler, then it’s time to load the kids in the car for a day of fun at the Capitol.

The "Industry of Death" exhibit is sponsored by the Church of Scientology and makes a host of outrageous claims about the field of psychiatry. Twenty-five percent of psychiatrists sexually abuse their patients. Psychiatrists deliberately kill about 10,000 people a year - sounds about right. And for the big surprise, psychiatrists were responsible for the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks - guilty by association, at least, since psychiatrists are responsible for the existence of terrorists and suicide bombers.
Last year, Tom Cruise famously launched his own attack on psychiatry after learning some of these "facts" about the profession. This exhibit explains a lot about why he seemed so far out when discussing psychiatry with Matt Lauer on "Today."

The Church of Scientology has always seemed to have it in for psychiatrists. Perhaps it is because psychiatry and psychology are based on science, while Scientology is based on the ramblings of a science-fiction writer from the 1950s. To paraphrase the official view of the Vatican - an institution with a long history of dealing with matters of science and religion - it is science that keeps religion from becoming superstition. This exhibit from the Church of Scientology is just one way Scientologists have clearly shown that they stand on the side of superstition.

In most countries, the Church of Scientology is not even recognized as a religion; rather, it is treated and taxed like the lucrative business that it is. Only after a 25-year battle with the IRS, in which the Church of Scientology allegedly used private investigators to put pressure on the IRS officials in charge of granting not-for-profit status, was it recognized in the United States as tax-exempt.

Regardless of its tax-exempt status, the Church of Scientology is more like a pyramid scheme than a church. A follower of Scientology pays to take classes to receive the wisdom of Scientology, which is not publicly available. The more classes you take, the more enlightened you get. When you have completed the required curriculum, you can start teaching Scientology courses and charge tuition to your students. There are several levels for teachers and students, so there are more courses to take and more levels to achieve. Think Mary Kay Cosmetics with aliens and celebrities.

Besides being full of weird conspiracy theories, the exhibit itself is inspiring conspiracy theories about the Blunt administration: that Matt Blunt and Peter Kinder brought this exhibit to the Capitol to prove that mental health problems are a hoax before slashing Medicaid and mental health funding during the 2007 session. This conspiracy makes great fodder for the blogosphere, but it is about as true as the ideas presented in the Scientology exhibit. The fact is that any organization can schedule an exhibit for display in the state Capitol. It is free speech and is rightfully protected.

But given the current state of mental health care in Missouri, having this exhibit come to the state Capitol does seem like a slap in the face of those who have mental health problems or loved ones who are suffering.

As one Missourian explained, "As a person with a severe mental illness who has been helped greatly by the field of psychiatry" and also a person who has been greatly affected by the cuts in Medicaid made by Gov. Blunt, "this public display of disinformation disgusts me. It literally makes me sick to my stomach."

The sad fact is that our society still doesn’t see mental illness as a "real" illness. As a result, many people go untreated, and mental health is not given the attention or funding it deserves. The Scientology exhibit is just preying on our societal biases to promote its "religion" as an alternative to real mental health care.


Gotta love those wacky "scientologists".  HOLY XENU, BATMAN!!!

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How do you know when environmental laws have gotten too stupid?

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DURANGO, Colo. -- An airport runway expansion plan in Durango has come to a halt because of some traffic the tower can't control.

Two golden eagles, with wingspans that can exceed six feet, have decided to nest in a pine tree near a runway of the Durango-La Plata County Airport.

That has brought a two-year $18.6 million runway expansion plan to a halt, at least temporarily. They are expected to move on around June 1.

Meanwhile, the Bald Eagle Protection Act of 1940 protects the birds.

"We can't do anything until that eagle decides to up and move," said Ron Dent, airport director of aviation.

The birds are holding up an extension of a taxiway, which now ends about 1,200 feet from a runway. It is needed both for safety and to improve airport efficiency.

The lack of a full taxiway means airplanes must taxi as far as a third of a mile on the runway, interrupting takeoffs and landings.

"We don't like aircraft back-taxiing down the runway," said Dent. "It's a pretty safe procedure, but there's always that potential."

The airport has agreed to delay construction within a quarter-mile of the nest until the winged couple's nesting period ends.

At the moment, the eagles are out of town. But they are expected to return in early spring.

Their nest was found in May of last year.

"If they feel secure, if they feel safe from predators, if they feel like they can raise their young, they'll choose to make a nest in that location," said Tony Gurzick, assistant regional manager of the Colorado Division of Wildlife in Durango.


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Up to a third of children are leaving primary school unable to use capital letters and full stops properly, examiners' reports have revealed.

Eleven-year-olds are tripping up on basic grammar, punctuation and spelling despite seven years of daily literacy lessons.

And 120,000 read and write to such a poor standard that they failed their national curriculum tests in English last year.

Even pupils who reached the expected level often struggled with crucial aspects of the subject such as making sense of straightforward paragraphs.

The scale of the problem was revealed in an analysis of some of last year's test papers by the Qualifications and Curriculum Authority.

National results in the tests showed a surprise stalling in English standards despite Treasury targets for dramatic improvements by 2006.

Ministers are facing criticism they have been too slow to focus on traditional "synthetic phonics" in teaching children to read, instead allowing schools to follow discredited approaches which involve merely guessing at words.

The QCA analysis will be issued to schools to help teachers prepare for the next round of testing this spring.

It shows that pupils who fell below the Government's required "level four" in the tests, often known as SATs (Standard Assessment Tasks), were still struggling with putting capital letters at the start of sentences and full stops at the end.

The report said pupils must learn to "demarcate most sentences correctly with capital letters and full stops, using question marks and exclamation marks carefully".

They must also "use punctuation within the sentence, e.g. placing commas correctly to support divisions".

Six-year-olds should be able to master writing simple sentences with capital letters and full stops, according to the Government's guidance.

But the report reveals that many still struggle when they are 11.

It also warned that too many youngsters were failing to use basic connective words and could not master adjectives and adverbs.

Even pupils who passed the tests - which consist of reading, comprehension and creative writing - made glaring spelling errors and did not always "recognise the gist of a paragraph".

A similar analysis of maths tests for 11-year-olds showed that some youngsters are still struggling to subtract, add and multiply in their heads.

Examiners also urged teachers to give pupils more practice at rounding three-digit numbers to the nearest ten and to help them understand fractions. The Government's literacy and numeracy strategies, involving daily lessons in primary schools, were initially credited with dramatic improvements in the three Rs.

But progress slowed and research has since suggested the gains owed much to teaching to the test rather than genuine advances.

Last spring, 79 per cent of pupils passed national curriculum tests in English, breaking down into 67 per cent making the grade in writing and 83 per cent in reading.

Unveiling the results, Education Secretary Alan Johnson hailed improvements in writing and maths but conceded worries over a "minor dip" in reading.


I don't know what they.  Are talking about.  Who..Ca.n't use. period.s..?..

"Minor dip in reading"?  If improvements were made in writing how the crap did they dip in reading?  Well our kids know how to write correctly they just don't know what they wrote!

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Denver finally beats the underpants gnomes to profit.

Step one - Make law that fines home owners if they don't shovel city sidewalks.
Step two - Push snow onto sidewalks that have already been shoveled and ticket the home owners.
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DENVER – When 60-year-old Cynthia Roberson got a citation to for having snow on her sidewalk, she could not believe it.

And it's not because the disabled woman can’t physically move the frozen-over mess, but because she already paid someone to shovel her walkways.

“It was clean. It was done correctly,” Roberson said.

However, she said overnight Denver city plows scooped the snow back and buried her sidewalks. Now, the city has given her 24 hours to remove the snow or else she faces a fine of $150 for the first offense, $500 for the next one.

“I think it sucks. I mean this isn’t something I chose to do,” Roberson said.

The retiree said she’s on a fixed income, so it’s extremely difficult for her to either pay the fines or for someone to shovel her walks, again.

“You try to do, as a homeowner, what is required. I can’t keep paying people to fix what the city messes up,” Roberson said.
To make her even more upset, Roberson said even though her neighbors have the same problem, she is the only one cited by the city.

“If you’re going to give one notice, give out notices to everybody,” she said.

Neighbor Tammi Robson said no one should be receiving citations after what she calls poor snow removal by Denver Public Works.

“I think if they’re going to have leniency, then I think the city should have leniency as well,” Robson said.

Community Planning and Development Official Julius Zsako told 9NEWS that the city has already issued more than 900 citations. He said so far almost everyone has been cooperative.

Zsako said that if the city has put snow back on the sidewalk, residents will be given extra time. However, he said, they will still have to remove it.

That’s news Roberson does not want to hear.

“I just don’t think it’s fair,” she said.

Ann Williams of Denver Public Works says people can call 311 if they are suffering with disability to give their info to the city, and the city’s volunteer teams will clear snow off of their sidewalks and driveways.

Williams says the response may not be immediate, won’t happen within five hours, but it will happen.

Williams says the city will work with disabled Denver residents who were issued citations to avoid those fines.


I find it funny that this article goes to the little old disabled lady for their example of the "little man".  Wes are you out there shoveling the 30 feet of snow that is falling in what seems to be Satan's butthole?

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Have any of you guys seen the new movie The Good Shepherd?  I read the description and thought it would be good and it might be right up X and Briney's alley.

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That citation is completely ridiculous.

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Children of Men was awesome, I loved it.  One of my favorite movies in a long time.
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Mwa ha ha ha ha!  Where are your freedoms now!!!?

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Terry McLlarky says smoking is a point of dispute in the Kirkland public-housing apartment complex where he serves on a residents committee.

A year after a statewide smoking ban took effect at workplaces, restaurants, bars and other public places, a new battlefield over secondhand smoke is emerging: apartment buildings.

Spurred on by nonsmoking tenants and public-health leaders, more private landlords are considering restricting smoking inside their rental units. And local public-housing agencies are also looking at banning smoking in the units of some buildings.

Since the ban took effect, people have gotten used to going out in the community and not being exposed to secondhand smoke, and that's prompted some to ask, "Why do I have to take it in my home?" says Roger Valdez, manager of the tobacco-prevention program for Public Health — Seattle & King County, which enforces the smoking ban here.

"We've been surprised by the increased level of interest to make their apartments smoke-free," he said.

A year ago last month, the voter-approved Initiative 901 took effect. It prohibits smoking in work settings and public places — from offices to bowling alleys — and within 25 feet of their front doors, or a "reasonable" distance, to keep smoke from wafting indoors.

Compliance has gone well, according to the health department. The first month, the department received 168 complaints and found 16 violations. A year later, the numbers were down last month to 18 complaints, with the department finding just one violation.

"When you think of the thousands of businesses in King County, everyone did what they were supposed to do," Valdez said. "What we've heard now is about people smoking in condos and apartment units."

While the state ban prohibits smoking in the common areas of private apartment buildings, such as hallways, community rooms and libraries, residents may smoke inside their units unless the landlord prohibits it.

But smoke from one unit can seep through ventilation shafts and doorways into other units, and the ban has emboldened some nonsmoking tenants to complain about that to their landlords.

"Some landlords are dealing with the issue by banning smoking entirely in their buildings to avoid being stuck in the middle," said Seattle attorney Chris Benis, who advises landlords for the Rental Housing Association of Puget Sound.
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In the past year, he says, he has received more calls from landlords asking what legal steps they must take to convert their buildings to being smoke-free. Valdez said the health department supports such voluntary efforts, but is not advocating for an expansion of the smoking ban to include apartment units.

Perhaps nowhere is the issue more controversial than in public housing, where many residents — smokers and nonsmokers alike — have few housing options.

"You have some people who say, 'My apartment is my castle. I should be able to smoke whenever I want,' and other people say, 'Yeah, but your smoke is helping to kill me,' " said Terry McLlarky, a resident of Casa Juanita apartments in Kirkland, which is operated by the King County Housing Authority.

McLlarky, who smoked for 40 years before quitting in 2002, is serving on a residents committee that advises the authority on their concerns. Even before the smoking ban went into effect, smoking was not allowed in the common areas of public housing.

Last summer, to find out what public-housing residents had to say about secondhand smoke, the health department and the Group Health Community Foundation, an affiliate of Group Health Cooperative, surveyed 508 households in properties run by the housing authority.

Just over 300 households responded. Most were nonsmoking, with 84 percent reporting they don't allow smoking inside their units. Nearly three-quarters supported rules that prohibit smoking inside apartments.

This week, the housing authority plans to distribute a second survey targeted at elderly and disabled apartment residents. At the end of the month, the committee McLlarky serves on plans to discuss the issue.

The committee's last meeting on the issue in September was explosive. "I don't see any immediate meeting of the minds," he says.

Indoor smoking comes with a higher risk of fires, litter and increased maintenance costs when smokers move out, authority spokeswoman Rhonda Rosenberg said.

After engaging residents in discussions over the next year, the authority probably will establish limits on smoking in some apartments, Rosenberg said. "It's a very delicate dance. It's not as obvious as it would seem."

In July 2003, the Seattle Housing Authority opened its first and only smoke-free property, the Tri-Court, an 86-unit development in North Seattle. The building had been remodeled and smokers who lived there were moved to other properties at the authority's expense.

Virginia Felton, the authority's spokeswoman, said the Tri-Court project came about because many residents with asthma, emphysema and other respiratory problems were asking for a smoke-free building.

This year the authority plans to evaluate whether to expand the smoke-free policy to another building, she said.

Tri-Court resident Susan Vanbuskirk, 58, is allergic to smoke and appreciates living in a smoke-free building, but said compliance isn't perfect. Sometimes in the evening, when she's watching TV, she detects whiffs of cigarette smoke coming from somewhere on her floor.

"I used to smoke, so I know what it smells like," she said.


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If people want to smoke in their own homes, I have no problem with that.  However, if the smell of their smoke gets into my home, it becomes a big, BIG problem.  I'd be kicking some butt if I came home to find my apartment smelling like smoke.

Besides, I completely understand a landlord banning smoking in a house or apartment complex.  It's nearly impossible to eradicate the smell of smoke from a living space and typically involves replacing the carpet (expensive!) and painting the walls and ceiling with costly smoke-resistant paint.

Smoking in a leased home isn't a "right" anymore than smoking in a rented car is a "right."  If you don't own it, you have agreed to abide by the contract you've signed.  If "no smoking" is a part of that contract, so be it.

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You're right bob.  The law is bogus because a rental agreement is sufficient enough.  It would be like making a law to ban pets in apts.  You don't need a stupid law in order to make sure that is done...just have the landlord put in his/her rental agreement not to have pets.

This is another law that is pointless and intrusive into private rights property.  Plus what if there's a landlord that wants all his apts smoking?  Now he's really up a creek.

I do think that this smoking situation is going to lead to no smoking in cars with children or you will be arrested and then no smoking in homes with children or you'll be arrested and your kids sent to foster care.  Then we move on and up to whatever else our govt wants to take away from us.

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Reply #824 - Jan 17th, 2007 at 5:49pm
 
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Jan 17th - 10:26am

Mark Segraves, WTOP Radio

WASHINGTON - As the 2006 tax season approaches, the federal government is still trying to recover nearly $3 billion from its own employees who failed to file income tax returns for 2005.

More than 450,000 active and retired federal employees did not voluntarily comply with federal income tax requirements for the 2005 tax year, according to documents obtained by WTOP through the Freedom of Information Act. (See Excel spreadsheets in the Related Links below.)

The total balance owed is $2,799,950,165.

The documents show that every federal agency has employees who failed to comply with federal tax laws.

Seventy-one employees in the Executive Office of the President, which includes the White House, owe $664,527 in taxes for 2005. About 20 of those employees have entered into an IRS payment plan, bringing the EOP balance down to $455,881owed by 50 employees.

The White House did not respond to repeated requests for comment.

In fact, about one third of the delinquent employees, or 149,500, entered into a payment plan, but the total owed is still more than $2 billion.

At the IRS, employees can be fired for failure to pay federal income taxes. But an IRS spokesperson tells WTOP it's no easier to collect from federal employees than it is to collect from the general public.

In the past, IRS officials have been quick to compare the federal workers' rate of compliance with the general public's. But this year, the IRS is not able to track the compliance rate for the general public. The percentage of federal employees who still owe back taxes for the 2005 year is 3.3 percent of the workforce including retirees.

The federal agency with the highest number of delinquent taxpayers is the United States Postal Service, where 56,652 employees owe more than $320 million. So far, about 22,000 of those employees have agreed to a payment plan.

A spokesperson for the Postal Service says the agency hopes all of its employees follow the law, but will leave enforcement to the IRS.

The agency with the best compliance rate is the Department of Treasury, which includes the IRS. Fewer than 2 percent of Treasury employees failed to pay their taxes. About 3,000 Treasury employees owed $13,489,683 -- 1,437 of those feds also have made payment plans.

The IRS tracks the compliance rate of federal employees each year in an effort to increase compliance. Agency directors are made aware of their department's compliance rate and then memos are sent to staff encouraging them to file their taxes.

(Copyright 2007 by WTOP Radio. All Rights Reserved.)
Mark Segraves, WTOP Radio

WASHINGTON - As the 2006 tax season approaches, the federal government is still trying to recover nearly $3 billion from its own employees who failed to file income tax returns for 2005.

More than 450,000 active and retired federal employees did not voluntarily comply with federal income tax requirements for the 2005 tax year, according to documents obtained by WTOP through the Freedom of Information Act. (See Excel spreadsheets in the Related Links below.)

The total balance owed is $2,799,950,165.

The documents show that every federal agency has employees who failed to comply with federal tax laws.

Seventy-one employees in the Executive Office of the President, which includes the White House, owe $664,527 in taxes for 2005. About 20 of those employees have entered into an IRS payment plan, bringing the EOP balance down to $455,881owed by 50 employees.

The White House did not respond to repeated requests for comment.

In fact, about one third of the delinquent employees, or 149,500, entered into a payment plan, but the total owed is still more than $2 billion.

At the IRS, employees can be fired for failure to pay federal income taxes. But an IRS spokesperson tells WTOP it's no easier to collect from federal employees than it is to collect from the general public.

In the past, IRS officials have been quick to compare the federal workers' rate of compliance with the general public's. But this year, the IRS is not able to track the compliance rate for the general public. The percentage of federal employees who still owe back taxes for the 2005 year is 3.3 percent of the workforce including retirees.

The federal agency with the highest number of delinquent taxpayers is the United States Postal Service, where 56,652 employees owe more than $320 million. So far, about 22,000 of those employees have agreed to a payment plan.

A spokesperson for the Postal Service says the agency hopes all of its employees follow the law, but will leave enforcement to the IRS.

The agency with the best compliance rate is the Department of Treasury, which includes the IRS. Fewer than 2 percent of Treasury employees failed to pay their taxes. About 3,000 Treasury employees owed $13,489,683 -- 1,437 of those feds also have made payment plans.

The IRS tracks the compliance rate of federal employees each year in an effort to increase compliance. Agency directors are made aware of their department's compliance rate and then memos are sent to staff encouraging them to file their taxes.


Hmm maybe because the fed govt employees know that income taxes are illegal or at the very least just a voluntary program.

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By Nic Fildes
Published: 18 January 2007

The music industry opened up a new front in the war on online music piracy yesterday, threatening to sue internet service providers that allow customers to illegally share copyrighted tracks over their networks.

The International Federation of the Phonographic Industry, or IFPI, said it would take action against internet companies that carry vast amounts of illegally shared files over their networks. It stressed that it would prefer not to pursue such a strategy and is keen to work in partnership with internet providers.

John Kennedy, the chairman of the IFPI, said he had been frustrated by internet companies that have not acted against customers involved in illegal activity. He warned that litigation against ISPs would be instigated "in weeks rather than months". Barney Wragg, the head of EMI's digital music division, said the industry had been left "with no other option" but to pursue ISPs in the courts.

The IFPI wants ISPs to disconnect users who refuse to stop exchanging music files illegally. Mr Kennedy said such activity is in breach of a customer's contract with the ISP and disconnecting offenders the IFPI had identified would significantly reduce illegal file sharing.

Mr Kennedy said talks with internet companies have been ongoing over the past year, but no action has been taken. "I realised I was being filibustered ... if they still want to filibuster, their time will run out," he said.

The IFPI took legal action against 10,000 individuals in 18 countries during 2006. It won a spate of significant legal victories against peer-to-peer platforms such as Kazaa that was forced to pay a $115m (£58m) settlement.

A spokesman for the Internet Service Providers Association said ISPs are "mere conduits of information" that can not be held liable for offences committed by customers. "ISPs cannot inspect every packet of data transmitted over their networks," he said.

Geoff Taylor, the executive vice-president and general counsel of IFPI, said that ISPs are in the best position to stop copyright infringements. "While it might be possible to argue that an ISP is exempt from liability for damages, that does not mean rights holders can't obtain an injunction to stop infringements of their copyright," he said.

A spokeswoman for Tiscali, a UK ISP, said the onus is on the IFPI to prove that the user is engaged in illegal activity and that the music organisation should share the cost of resolving disputes. Last year, due to a lack of evidence, Tiscali refused to close the accounts or hand over the details of 17 customers who the British Phonographic Industry claimed were involved in illegal file sharing.

During 2006, global digital music sales doubled to about $2bn on the back of an 89 per cent surge in music downloads to 795 million. The success of the digital music market has been underlined by bands like Koopa which is expected to score a Top-40 hit this week despite having no record label or any physical copies of their CD on sale.


Why not sue the maker of the internet to for allowing piracy?  How about we sue the CD makers for making it so easy to allow people to pirate?  How about the citizens of the world sue anyone who makes horrible music...BRING ME THE HEAD OF KEVIN FEDERLINE!!!  If that last one happens...I'll champion people suing ISPs.

If this is let to take its course can ISPs be held liable for child porn sent over its service?  How about charge them in terrorist activities if someone access a terrorist network's network (huh huh!  made a funny there).  How about the DEA and ATF take down ISPs if some 13 y/o kid AIMs his friend to buy weed?

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Reply #826 - Jan 18th, 2007 at 8:57am
 
X wrote on Jan 17th, 2007 at 10:11pm:
Why not sue the maker of the internet to for allowing piracy?


Al Gore?

I'm sure the ISP's would be more than happy to comply with a subpoena or a search warrant.  The ISP's are going to be covered under the "shelter" provision of the DMCA, so this is really just a bunch of political grandstanding.

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Reply #827 - Jan 18th, 2007 at 3:22pm
 
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By Craig Covault/Aviation Week & Space Technology
01/17/2007 07:45:59 PM

U. S. intelligence agencies believe China performed a successful anti-satellite (asat) weapons test at more than 500 mi. altitude Jan. 11 destroying an aging Chinese weather satellite target with a kinetic kill vehicle launched on board a ballistic missile.

The Central Intelligence Agency, the National Security Agency, the Defense Intelligence Agency, NASA and other government organizations have a full court press underway to obtain data on the alleged test, Aviation Week & Space Technology will report in its Jan. 22 issue.

If the test is verified it will signify a major new Chinese military capability.

Neither the Office of the U. S. Secretary of Defense nor Air Force Space Command would comment on the attack, which followed by several months the alleged illumination of a U. S. military spacecraft by a Chinese ground based laser.

China's growing military space capability is one major reason the Bush Administration last year formed the nation's first new National Space Policy in ten years, Aviation Week will report.

"The policy is designed to ensure that our space capabilities are protected in a time of increasing challenges and threats," says Robert G. Joseph, Under Secretary for Arms Control and International Security at the U. S. State Dept. " This is imperative because space capabilities are vital to our national security and to our economic well being," Joseph said in an address on the new space policy at the National Press Club in Washington D. C.

Details emerging from space sources indicate that the Chinese Feng Yun 1C (FY-1C) polar orbit weather satellite launched in 1999 was attacked by an asat system launched from or near the Xichang Space Center.

The attack is believe to have occurred as the weather satellite flew at 530 mi. altitude 4 deg. west of Xichang located in Sichuan province. Xichang is a major Chinese space launch center.

Although intelligence agencies must complete confirmation of the test, the attack is believed to have occurred at about 5:28 p.m. EST Jan. 11. U. S. intelligence agencies had been expecting some sort of test that day, sources said.

U. S. Air Force Defense Support Program missile warning satellites in geosynchronous orbit would have detected the Xichang launch of the asat kill vehicle and U. S. Air Force Space Command monitored the FY-1C orbit both before and after the exercise.

The test, if it occurred as envisioned by intelligence source, could also have left considerable space debris in an orbit used by many different satellites.

USAF radar reports on the Chinese FY-1C spacecraft have been posted once or twice daily for years, but those reports jumped to about 4 times per day just before the alleged test.

The USAF radar reports then ceased Jan. 11, but then appeared for a day showing "signs of orbital distress". The reports were then halted again. The Air Force radars may well be busy cataloging many pieces of debris, sources said.

Although more of a "policy weapon" at this time, the test shows that the Chinese military can threaten the imaging reconnaissance satellites operated by the U. S., Japan, Russia, Israel and Europe.

The Republic of China also operates a small imaging spacecraft that can photograph objects as small as about 10 ft. in size, a capability good enough to count cruise missiles pointed at Taiwan from the Chinese mainland. The Taiwanese in the past have also leased capability on an Israeli reconnaissance satellite.


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See this is why I hate California!

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SACRAMENTO - The state Legislature is about to weigh in on a question that stirs impassioned debate among moms and dads: Should parents spank their children?

Assemblywoman Sally Lieber, D-Mountain View, wants to outlaw spanking children up to 3 years old. If she succeeds, California would become the first state in the nation to explicitly ban parents from smacking their kids.

Making a swat on the behind a misdemeanor might seem a bit much for some -- and the chances of the idea becoming law appear slim, at best -- but Lieber begs to differ.

``I think it's pretty hard to argue you need to beat a child 3 years old or younger,'' Lieber said. ``Is it OK to whip a 1-year-old or a 6-month-old or a newborn?''

The bill, which is still being drafted, will be written broadly, she added, prohibiting ``any striking of a child, any corporal punishment, smacking, hitting, punching, any of that.'' Lieber said it would be a misdemeanor, punishable by up to a year in jail or a fine up to $1,000, although a legal expert advising her on the proposal said first-time offenders would probably only have to attend parenting classes.

The idea is encountering skepticism even before it's been formally introduced. Beyond the debate among child psychologists -- many of whom believe limited spanking can be effective -- the bill is sure to face questions over how practical it is to enforce and opposition from some legislators who generally oppose what they consider ``nanny government.''

``Where do you stop?'' asked Assemblyman Chuck DeVore, R-Irvine, who said he personally agrees children under 3 shouldn't be spanked but has no desire to make it the law. ``At what point are we going to say we should pass a bill that every parent has to read a minimum of 30 minutes every night to their child? This is right along those same lines.''

One San Jose mother of three said she believes spanking is a poor way to discipline children, but she also wondered whether a legislative ban makes sense. Should a mom who slaps her misbehaving kid in the supermarket, she asked, be liable for a crime?

``If my 6-year-old doesn't put his clothes in the hamper, I'm not going to whack him. He just won't get his clothes washed,'' said Peggy Hertzberg, 38, who teaches parenting classes at the YWCA. ``I think instead of banning spanking, parents need to learn different ways of disciplining and redirecting their children.''

Lieber conceived the idea while chatting with a family friend and legal expert in children's issues worldwide. The friend, Thomas Nazario, said that while banning spanking might seem like a radical step for the United States, more than 10 European countries already do so. Sweden was the first, in 1979.

Nazario said there's no good rationale for hitting a child under 3, so the state should draw a ``bright line'' in the law making it clear.

``Why do we allow parents to hit a little child and not someone their own size?'' asked Nazario, a professor at the University of San Francisco Law School. ``Everyone in the state is protected from physical violence, so where do you draw the line? To take a child and spank his little butt until he starts crying, some people would define that as physical violence.''

It's unclear how a spanking ban would be enforced. Most slapping, after all, happens in the confines of a home, and most children up to age 3 aren't capable of reporting it.

Doctors, social workers and others who believe a child has been abused are required by law to report it to authorities. Nazario said he and Lieber are still debating whether to treat slapping the same way, or simply to encourage those who witness it to report it. But in either case, said Lieber, the law ``would allow people who view a beating to say, `Excuse me, that's against the law.' ''

Experts in child psychology disagree over whether spanking is a legitimate or effective way for parents to discipline their children. Professor Robert Larzelere, who has studied child discipline for 30 years, said his research shows spanking is fine, as long as it's used sparingly and doesn't escalate to abuse.

``If it's used in a limited way,'' the Oklahoma State University professor said, ``it can be more effective than almost any other type of punishment.'' He added that children 18 months old or younger shouldn't be spanked at all, because they can't understand why it's happening.

As for Lieber's proposal, the professor said: ``I think this proposal is not just a step too far, it's a leap too far. At least from a scientific perspective there really isn't any research to support the idea that this would make things better for children.''

But Lieber is optimistic that lawmakers will find her proposal hard to resist. For the record, she does not have children and says she was not slapped as a child. But she does have a cat named Snoop, which her veterinarian told her never to hit.

``And if you never hit a cat,'' Lieber said, ``you should never hit a kid.''


How about we sue parents who don't send there kids to public school.  Or vaccinate them with deadly mercury "vaccines".  Or if a parent yells at a kid it's verbal abuse and slander.  OH I know!!!  When kids are born let's just hand them over to the state to raise them in a global community village of peace and harmony.  Coombia my lord coombia!

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Reply #829 - Jan 19th, 2007 at 12:59pm
 
X wrote on Jan 19th, 2007 at 12:18pm:
For the record, she does not have children...


That says it all right there.

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By LARRY NEUMEISTER

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NEW YORK — A lawsuit in which record companies allege XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc. is cheating them by letting consumers store songs can proceed toward trial, a judge ruled Friday after finding merit to the companies' claims.

U.S. District Judge Deborah A. Batts made the finding in a case brought by Atlantic Recording Corp., BMG Music, Capitol Records Inc. and other music distribution companies against the licensed satellite radio broadcaster.

In a lawsuit last year, the companies said XM directly infringes on their exclusive distribution rights by letting consumers record songs onto special receivers marketed as "XM + MP3" players.

XM has argued it is protected from infringement lawsuits by the Audio Home Recording Act of 1992, which permits individuals to record music off the radio for private use. The judge said she did not believe the company was protected in this instance by the act.

Messages for comment left with lawyers on both sides were not immediately returned.

In refusing to toss out the lawsuit, the judge noted that the record companies consent to XM's use of their copyrighted material solely for the purposes of providing a digital satellite broadcasting service.

She said XM operates like traditional radio broadcast providers, who cannot offer an interactive service, publish programming schedules prior to broadcast or play songs from an artist more often than specified within a three-hour period. But by broadcasting and storing copyrighted music for later listening by the consumer, the judge said XM is both a broadcaster and a distributor, but only paying to be a broadcaster.

"The record companies sufficiently allege that serving as a music distributor to XM + MP3 users gives XM added commercial benefit as a satellite radio broadcaster," Batts said.

Although XM argued in court papers that an XM + MP3 player is much like a traditional radio-cassette player, the judge said "it is not."

"It is manifestly apparent that the use of a radio-cassette player to record songs played over free radio does not threaten the market for copyrighted works as does the use of a recorder which stores songs from private radio broadcasts on a subscription fee basis," she said.


Wow I just imagine this judge being 86 y/o and going "huh?  wha?  what's an IPOD?"  I don't understand what the difference between the two techs are?  Is it because the files are digital?  I think that's it.  Kinda like TV "piracy".  If it's on magnetic tape it's ok but ohh no not that devilish ditial medium!!  With all it's ones and zeros!!!  You can't trust those little 1s and 0s!!!  Are we allowed to have Zune be sued for allowing two Zune customers to swap songs?  I just don't understand any of the rulings that any court has made concerning digital media.  They all make no sense.  We didn't go through all this crap when cassettes came out or VCRs.  I mean yes the companies all whined and complained but no one sued like this.  And look at what happen...those companies that called those new technologies illegal made a bagillion dollars off of them!

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Reply #831 - Jan 19th, 2007 at 4:21pm
 
That ruling is typical judiciary crap.  I have no clue how a judge could determine that an XM player with a built-in MP3 player is any different than a radio with a built-in cassette recorder.

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TULSA, Oklahoma (AP) -- Organizers of a coming-out party for a buried 1957 Plymouth Belvedere could use some help.

The car, which was buried in brand-new condition under the lawn of the Tulsa County Courthouse in 1957, is scheduled to be unearthed June 15 as part of the Oklahoma Centennial.

Promoters are looking for people who helped lower the car into its crypt in 1957 to perhaps shed some light on what to expect when the car is unearthed.

There's speculation the car may have turned into a pile of rust. Or that it's in pristine condition and worth thousands of dollars.

Sharon King Davis, who has chaired Tulsa's centennial efforts, looked at photos of the people responsible for burying the car in 1957 and found her grandfather.

"I wish grandpa had left me some instructions," she told the Tulsa World.

The car had been largely forgotten until Davis and her group started work on the centennial. Files on the car have vanished, so it's not clear what to expect when the lid is lifted.

What's known is that the car is on a steel pallet with jacks under the axles. Efforts were made to preserve it, but it's unclear if moisture has gotten to the metal and caused rust.

"There's a kind of Rip Van Winkle reaction," Davis says. "Most people had long ago forgotten the buried car, but as the time to dig it up nears, they are waking up and wondering about life in 1957."

Another unknown is who will be able to claim the car.

When the car was buried, a contest was announced to award the car and a $100 savings account to the person who came closest to guessing Tulsa's population in 2007.

Organizers concede that finding that person or his or her heirs may not be easy.

At the time, the guesses were recorded on microfilm and sealed in a steel container buried with the car.


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January 23, 2007

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.


Ya know what the main funny thing about this article is?  L. Ron Hubbard himself said, and I quote, "There is no Christ".  So what are scientologists saying?  Tom Cruise does not exist!  Phew!  Glad he's not around anymore.

Also look at this one quote, "Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

THEY'RE SAYING JESUS WAS RIGHT!  Man, I'm starting to love these scientologists.  Not only for their wacko beliefs (which this article calls a "cult-like" group) but they trip over logic like a blind skier going down slollums.

This wanting to be "worshiped like Christ" and trying to emulate Christ just shows you that these people are mocking what a true religion is.  They have no deity to worship.  They only have L. Ron and most members love him so much that when they read his history they can't help but to wonder...was this guy a nut.  Although since most people want to reach to the OT III phases and above and they've sunk so much time and money and bought into the cult that they are brainwashed to continue.  Ya know what would convince me?  Since Cruise is an OT VI I want him to admit to Xenu AND move stuff with his mind AND cause things to burst into flames.  No I'm not talking about his movie career bursting into flames and sinking into his ego.

This cult needs to be taken seriously.  It's become the Jim Jones of today...although instead of Kool Aid...they forfeit their souls and their money.

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http://www.theregister.com/2007/01/23/texas_court_bans_deep_linking/

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A court in Dallas, Texas has found a website operator liable for copyright infringement because his site linked to an 'audio webcast' without permission. Observers have criticised the judge for failing to understand the internet.

Robert Davis runs Supercrosslive.com and put direct links on his site to audio streams of motorcycle racing. Those streams were created, owned and hosted by SFX Motor Sports, which is behind some of the events covered.

A preliminary injunction was granted on 12th December by Judge Sam Lindsay in the US District Court for the Northern District of Texas. Judge Lindsay followed that ruling with a summary judgment for SFX on 9th January, leaving only damages to be determined at trial, on the same day that Davis filed an appeal against the December ruling.

Judge Lindsay ruled that Davis's activity infringed copyright and curtailed the ability of SFX to sell advertising and sponsorship on its site. That advertising is displayed when the audio streams are listened to from the SFX site but not when they are linked to from Davis's.

In fact the December opinion was unclear on the exact nature of Davis's activity. SFX asserted that "Davis 'streams' the live webcast of the races on his website in 'real time'". Davis denied streaming but admitted to "providing an audio webcast 'link' to the racing events on his website". Judge Lindsay appears to accept that Davis is only linking to a media file, not streaming content from his own site.

"The live broadcasts of the racing events, either via television, radio or internet webcasts, constitute original audiovisual material that can be copyrighted under the Copyright Act," wrote Lindsay in his December opinion. "The court finds that SFX has shown a substantial likelihood of succeeding on the merits of its copyright claim against Davis because SFX has shown ownership of the material and 'copying' by Davis."

Davis argued that he did not actually copy any material, he only provided a link to it which opened the material in a user's media player, but the court ruled that that link broke the law.

"The court finds that the unauthorized 'link' to the live webcasts that Davis provides on his website would likely qualify as a copied display or performance of SFX’s copyrightable material," said Lindsay. "The court also finds that the link Davis provides on his website is not a 'fair use' of copyright material as Davis asserts through his Answer."

Judge Lindsay did not look to other cases on deep linking, being hyperlinks that target something other than a website's homepage. Instead, he looked at cases on live television broadcasts. He compared Davis's actions to those of a company sued by the NFL for the unauthorised capture and satellite transmission of live football broadcasts to viewers in Canada. Finding infringement, that court said a public performance or display, for the purposes of the Copyright Act, "includes each step in the process by which a protected work wends its way to its audience."

The opinion and summary judgment prompted one blogger, James Robertson, to accuse Judge Lindsay of having "no idea how the internet works". Davis was representing himself in his case, without the assistance of a lawyer. Perhaps guided by comments from various bloggers (including William Patry, Senior Copyright Counsel at Google, who called it "a deeply disturbing case"), Davis's appeal argues that since the December ruling he has "become familiar with" a 2000 decision on deep linking.

"Had this court been aware of this prior decision, Defendant believes this court may have produced a different ruling," wrote Davis in his latest motion of 12th January, which asks the court to stay the order of 11th December pending his appeal (though it makes no reference to the Summary Judgment handed down three days earlier). The case to which he refers is the dispute between Ticketmaster Corp. and Tickets.com.

Tickets.com, a seller of tickets, was sued for linking to pages on Ticketmaster's website where users could find tickets not available at Tickets.com. The US District Court for the Central District of California concluded: "hypertext linking [without framing] does not itself involve a violation of the Copyright Act … since no copying is involved."

That court went on to describe the process of hypertext linking: "The customer is automatically transferred to the particular genuine web page of the original author. There is no deception in what is happening. This is analogous to using a library's card index to get reference to particular items, albeit faster and more efficiently."

However, if an appeal is heard, unless Davis's site made clear that the target file was being served by another website, SFX may be able to distinguish its circumstances from those of Ticketmaster.

Davis's site has become a repository for court documents and links to coverage of the case.


Crap we are so screwed...oh and so is Fark and Drudge Report and YouTube and EVERY OTHER SITE ON THE NET!  This judge DOESN'T know what the internet is nor how it works.  Couldn't we sue everyone on the internet since we are all basically connected?  I link a story from Fark which is linked by other people which originally came from a copyrighted CNN site.  Not to mention we must sue everyone who has viewed the copyrighted material because that's wrong.  Oh and we also have to sue libraries and radio stations for giving away free media without purchase!!!

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TRENTON, N.J. (AP)  -- New Jersey may have unresolved problems with taxes, child welfare and gangs, but lawmakers are ready to crack down on one perceived danger: talking on a cell phone while riding a bike.
   
A legislative committee has approved a bill that would make it illegal for people to use a hand-held telephone while riding a bicycle on a public road. Hands-free devices would be allowed and lawbreakers would face fines ranging from $100 to $250.
   
Assemblyman Jon Bramnick, a bill sponsor, said the measure is meant to protect bicyclists and the people they may strike when riding and yakking at the same time.


Cause hundreds of thousands of people die every year in bicycling accidents...oh no wait...that's CAR ACCIDENTS!  Why doesn't NJ crack down on cell phone users as well?  Why just last week me, Briney, and Eric were almost hit on Westnegde because some chick in a nice car was talking on a cell and thought the perfect time to pull out was when she was telling her bf "you just don't understand"...coincidently this was the same time we were about to be in her path of destruction.  Way to go chick...way to live up to the woman driver stereotype!

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``That is, in our judgment, a danger to pedestrians as well as to the bicyclists themselves, due to the fact that now they have one hand on the handlebars, they're talking to someone and they're on a public highway,'' said Bramnick, a Union County Republican.


What?!  What?!  What?!  They're not only a danger to themselves but a danger to other pedestrians AND THEY'RE ON A PUBLIC HIGHWAY?!  Doesn't NJ have sidewalks?!  What are pedestrians and bikes doing on the highway?!  Isn't that a trifle dangerous?!  Not to mention this law should be for cars if anything!  You have one hand on a 2 tonish vehicle rather than on your 10 speed Huffy that's about 20 pounds.  In one vehicle you knock someone down and at worse you sprain their shin.  In another the least you do if fling a person 33 feet away from where you hit him!
   
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The bill, among 6,928 introduced this session by New Jersey lawmakers, was given the nod Thursday by an Assembly public safety panel and now can be considered by the full Assembly. The Senate has taken no action on the idea.
   
Pete Garnich, owner of Knapp's Cyclery in Lawrence, said it's a waste of time.
   
His store takes people out on weekly group rides and Garnich said he can't recall anyone talking on a cell phone while riding a bike.
   
``I wouldn't say it's a problem,'' he said. ``You can't breathe and talk. It's absolutely ridiculous.''


Now I would agree with this guy and he makes a valid point but he's talking about the professional riders...not to guy with the bike from 1924 that's made of more rust than anything else and he's got a sack of Shiltz on one handle bar and the other holding his phone.  But these people are too slow to cause any damage...unless you know...THEY'RE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN HIGHWAY!  Which this article implies.
   
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In 2005, 784 people were killed, including 17 in New Jersey, and 45,000 were injured in bicycle crashes in the United States, accounting for 2 percent of traffic fatalities, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. An agency spokesman said no statistics are kept for crashes involving cell phones and bikes.


2%?!  2%!?  Why what's the other 98%?!  Could it be pedestrians running into each other? Noooo.  It's frackin involves motor vehicles!  Not to mention look at the statistics they use.  They sandwhich two statistics to imply this law needs to be written in NJ.  First there were 784 killed involving bikes in the ENTIRE US.  This statistic does not say who was involved.  A little child is on the street riding a bike and some CAR runs over him.  The statistic is not very well explained.  Then they say 17 were killed in NJ.  Yet how many of those 17 involved cell phone use?!  AND which ones had drivers using cell phones?  Then they again say that 45,000 were injured in bikes crashes in the US.  Well I'll give them that some of these are actually serious enough to warrant a police report but how many are just reporting it to sue the biker and how many of them are just the bikers falling down or bike malfunctions that result in injury?  Also are we talking about bike races as well with 3,000 bikers packed into a small starting line and traveling over rough terrain?  Also, the statistics do not at all list how many involved cell phones.

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(While 25 percent of the nation's bicycle fatalities in 2005 involved alcohol, the state attorney general's office says it's not illegal to bike while drunk in New Jersey.)


WTF?!  So why not make it illegal to DRINK AND BIKE?!  You could save 25% of the nations bike fatalities!  Nooo it's those awful cell phones that have no statistics on them what so ever.
   
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Bramnick admitted he also has no data on injuries caused by distracted riders. He called the cell phone biking bill ``a common sense proposal'' based on observations he and others have made ``in the more densely populated communities.''


Oh so one guy can be out with his friends and see one biker alone by himself (remember this is suppose to protect bikers from huge crowds...yet this guy can observe guys on bikes in the crowd...in fact he probably saw them while driving and had to use a cell phone to call his buds up and complain about it...narrowly avoiding the old lady trying to legally cross.   His next law...ban old ladies from crossing the road.  They account for 489% of all fatalities ever!)
   
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``As my father used to tell me, 'You can't legislate common sense,' and that's exactly what this bill tries to do, as the Legislature has already tried to do on so many other occasions,'' said Assemblyman Richard Merkt, R-Morris. ``Is anyone dumb enough to use a cell phone in a dangerous manner while riding a bicycle really going to be smart enough to know about or pay attention to some legislator's new law? Seems unlikely to me.''


Umm is it unlikely that someone would make toast in the bath...oh wait that's been done.  Has this guy read Fark lately?  Also how common sense is it to say ohh drink way to much alcohol and get into a 2 ton vehicle.  Or kill someone over a ham sandwich.  This guy needs to rethink why he became a legislature.  You can't regulate common sense?  Then let's get rid of our govt. .... Wait...stay in office!

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It was unclear Friday when legislators might take more action on the bill, or when they would take up other proposals offered by lawmakers. Those include declaring September ``Handwashing Awareness Month,'' a plan languishing in an Assembly health committee.


Ya I know I took this article way too seriously but hey...I had fun and I hope you did too.  Do you guys think we're becoming a Fark site?  It seems like all we do is post stories.  I mean I'm fine with it but are you guys?  Welp now it's time for me to observe national Handwashing Month.  So I'll see ya.

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Not to self...when getting arrested...get arrested here...with this judge!

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A ROOKIE drug dealer has been spared a jail sentence because of his fear of imprisonment.

Kym Sidney Tyrone O'Hara last week faced a 25-year prison term for selling $700 worth of ecstasy and methylamphetamine to friends at Port Lincoln in 2003 and 2004.

But Judge Barry Beazley said the "hard working and highly motivated" 22-year-old's "fear of imprisonment" and his sporting abilities would lead him to reassess his life.

O'Hara was released on a two-year, $1000 good behaviour bond.

Judge Beazley ruled O'Hara's fear of prison would be an "effective deterrent" against future crimes. In sentencing, he said the Adelaide man had been arrested as part of a large-scale police investigation into drug dealing on the West Coast.

Telephone intercepts recorded O'Hara arranging to sell eight ecstasy tablets for $50 each, and six deals of methylamphetamine for $50 each.

"You had been in Port Lincoln for about six months (and) got involved in the local social scene, which involved rave parties," Judge Beazley said.

"You formed a friendship with (a drug dealer) and you were able to source such drugs from him.

"In consequence, your friends also would ask you to source such drugs and provide it to them."

He said O'Hara, a Sacred Heart graduate, had moved to Port Lincoln for work. "You are highly regarded both for your sporting ability and for your work in the construction industry." he said.

"You are a hardworking, highly motivated individual who, through perhaps immaturity and the first occasion being away from your family, got involved in a group who used the drugs regularly in rave parties.

"I have no doubt the seriousness of the offences to which you have pleaded guilty has shocked you into positively reassessing your life." Judge Beazley suspended O'Hara's two-year, three-month jail term with a 12-month non-parole period. "Your future is in your own hands, you realise that?" he told O'Hara as he left court.


Is this really all it takes?  What is this judge smoking?  And why are we arresting people if nothing is happening to them?  Can anyone at all...explain this to me?

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Although "fear of prison" is a bit of a stretch, it is not why the judge dismissed the case.  The title of the article is misleading and sensationalistic.

The judge allowed the man to walk because he realized that it was retarded to send an otherwise-decent man to jail for two years for acting as a middleman in a $700 drug deal.  Considering that it costs ~$28,000 per prisoner per year, the state just saved nearly $60,000 by not incarcerating a non-violent offender.

If that man really did what he was accused of, I'm rather certain that the cost of a trial, the conviction on his permanent record, and the associated blow to his reputation would more than enough punishment for his meager crime.

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No I understand that the title is misleading that's why I posted the entire story.  However my concern is over judicial activation.  The judge is there to see that the law is carried out properly.  While I definitely disagree with the drugs laws of our country I don't agree with judges legislating from the bench.  I think the only people who should be able to change laws are legislatures and those jury members that were stupidly picked who don't agree with the law and find in favor of the defendant just because they disagree with it.

There is the separation of powers and checks and balances for a reason.  A judge cannot sentence a Muslim to prison for murder and not a Christian just because he is one.  Or he can't dismiss the case of child pornography just because he disagrees with the law.  If the prosecution sees that it is worth it to bring a case to trial then the judge must rule according to the law that was set forth.

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First smoking and trans fats.  Now light bulbs???

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A California lawmaker wants to make his state the first to ban incandescent lightbulbs as part of California's groundbreaking initiatives to reduce energy use and greenhouse gases blamed for global warming.
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The "How Many Legislators Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb Act" would ban incandescent lightbulbs by 2012 in favor of energy-saving compact fluorescent lightbulbs.

"Incandescent lightbulbs were first developed almost 125 years ago, and since that time they have undergone no major modifications," California Assemblyman Lloyd Levine said on Tuesday.

"Meanwhile, they remain incredibly inefficient, converting only about 5 percent of the energy they receive into light."

Levine is expected to introduce the legislation this week, his office said.

If passed, it would be another pioneering environmental effort in California, the most populous U.S. state. It became the first state to mandate cuts in greenhouse gas emissions, targeting a 25 percent reduction in emissions by 2020.

Compact fluorescent lightbulbs (CFLs) use about 25 percent of the energy of conventional lightbulbs.

Many CFLs have a spiral shape, which was introduced in 1980. By 2005, about 100 million CFLs were sold in the United States, or about 5 percent of the 2-billion-lightbulb market, according to the U.S.
Environmental Protection Agency.

That number could more than double this year. Wal-Mart Stores Inc. alone wants to sell 100 million CFLs at its stores by the end of 2007, the world's biggest retailer said in November.

While it will not give opinion on the possible California law, the EPA recommends CFLs.

"They save money and energy," EPA spokeswoman Enesta Jones said. "They are more convenient than other alternatives and come in different sizes and shapes to fit almost any fixture."

Also, CFLs generate 70 percent less heat than incandescent lights, Jones said.

About a fifth of the average U.S. home's electricity costs pays for lighting, which means even if CFLs initially cost more than conventional lightbulbs, consumers will save, Jones said.

A 20-watt CFL gives as much light as a 75-watt conventional bulb, and lasts 13 times longer, according to the Rocky Mountain Institute, a nonprofit group studying energy issues.

Southern California Edison, an Edison International subsidiary and one of the state's biggest utilities, runs a program that cuts the cost of a CFL by $1 to $2.50. In the past year, SCE has helped consumers buy 6 million CFLs, it said.

California Energy Commission member Arthur Rosenfeld said an average home in California will save $40 to $50 per year if CFLs replace all incandescent bulbs.

While not commenting specifically on Levine's likely legislation, Rosenfeld, winner of the Enrico Fermi Presidential Award in 2006, said the switch from incandescent bulbs became feasible about five years ago when CFL performance improved.

"This is clearly an idea whose time has come," he said.

Levine, a Democrat from Van Nuys in Los Angeles, last year introduced a bill that will become law in July that requires most grocery stores to have plastic bag recycling.


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If those money-grubbing politicians had even an inkling of intelligence, they'd start a state-owned electrical cooperative and take advantage of all those "costly" incandescent bulbs.

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WASHINGTON - Although he frequently makes a point of finding something charitable to say about his opponents’ arguments, Sen. Barack Obama almost always ends up voting liberal.

“The arguments of liberals are more often grounded in reason and fact,” the Illinois Democrat wrote in “The Audacity of Hope,” a memoir published last year. “Much of what I absorbed from the sixties was filtered through my mother, who to the end of her life would proudly proclaim herself an unreconstructed liberal.”


Koo Koo Koo Koo.  Now I'm not going to say that "conservatives" are grounded in reason and fact but as you know the globalists are changing our nouns of Democrat and Republican to liberal and conservative, "respectively".  So I will be using the terms we once used because classifying something as liberal or conservative makes it sound that everything liberal is wrong and everything conservative is good.  Yet if you look at history those terms are constantly changed on people.  Back during the bank scandle (the good ol days when people fought for their money rights) Republicans would have been classified as liberal and Demos and conservatives.  Now that being said as a huge disclaimer...IS OBAMA NUTS?!  Demos have been trying to force their beliefs into our lives since the 60s.  Most of them practically advocate socialism and want to limit personal freedom so that the downtrodden feel like the rest of us.  At least with Republicans they only want big business to take us over.  Again, there is no more difference between the two parties.  Yet Demos have been constantly pushing aside such things as freedom of speech, personal property rights, gun rights, and a whole slew of others that the govt shouldn't be involved in.  I'm sure there are examples you can think of as well.

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Obama has a 95 percent liberal rating from Americans for Democratic Reform, a liberal advocacy group that ranks all members of Congress. Yet he is often portrayed as a centrist.


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“His record is liberal, and his rhetoric is moderate,” explained Larry Sabato, director of the University of Virginia’s Center for Politics.


Umm actions speak louder than words.  If it talks like a duck but acts as a donkey...it's just a messed up donkey.

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For example, Obama goes out of his way to voice approval of at least some aspects of Ronald Reagan’s presidency.

“At times, in arguments with some of my friends on the left, I would find myself in the curious position of defending aspects of Reagan’s worldview,” he wrote in “Audacity.” “When the Berlin Wall came tumbling down, I had to give the old man his due, even if I never gave him my vote.”

But in summing up Reagan, Obama concluded that the former president’s “clarity about communism seemed matched by his blindness regarding other sources of misery in the world.”

By pointing out the merits of both sides of an argument, Obama often sounds statesmanlike, even if he almost never ends up siding with conservatives. This dichotomy can be seen in Obama’s analysis of President Bush’s foreign policy.


Read this last paragraph.  Statesmen here means the ability to say something like this "Abortion can be good or bad...I'm for abortion."  Congrats Oba you have the ability to know what the other side thinks!

[/quote]“I agree with George W. Bush when in his second inaugural address he proclaimed a universal desire to be free,” Obama wrote. “But there are few examples in history in which the freedom men and women crave is delivered through outside intervention.” [/quote]

Umm it doesn't matter what history tells us.  It matters what the Constitution says.  The Constitution says that our freedoms are God given; they are natural.  They are as natural as being born with a body.  Yes sometimes the body doesn't have all it's parts and we are always lacking something.  There are process to deal with that though.  Also if Bush says that everyone is free and Obama is talking about outside intervention to bring it about...doesn't that mean he's for the war in Iraq?  I don't understand that.

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If Obama survives the Democratic primaries and becomes his party’s presidential nominee, his liberal positions will not necessarily hurt him among the centrist voters who cast ballots in the general election, according to Charlie Cook, editor of the Cook Political Report.

“How you come across is more important than how you vote,” Cook said. “If voters perceive you as moderate, then your voting record isn’t terribly relevant. Perception is more important than reality.”


And doesn't that just sum up my outrage and disgust over the people who vote.  We care more about what a person looks like than what he stands on a situation.  And we care what he says than how he votes.  Well I guess that explains every president we've had since 1964!  People say our countries screwed up and the go vote for the person with the good hair or the nice smile or the one who pours honey in your ear.  Gee I wonder how we got to the place where we are now?

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Reply #842 - Jan 31st, 2007 at 9:49am
 
Wow, check out this eBay collection.  It contains every licensed NES game ever sold.  This is even better than the collection Penny Arcade bought a couple years back for Omegathon...

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It's...it's...glorious!

I wonder if they all still work?

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I just read that Al Gore might be in the running for the Nobel Peace Prize.  This makes as much sense as giving one to Yasser Arafat (seriously he won one!)  I wonder what requirements there are for the NPP?  You have to be a media hog and basically have nothing to do with Peace?  When you think NPP you think they should give it to be people like Ghandi or Mendella...ya know people who promote...Peace!  Yet you can give a few talks on how mankind is horrible and win a million dollar prize?  Shoot I've been saying mankind sucks and speaking about it to you guys for over 9 years now.  Where my millions?  What do I have to give my first speech on global warming in NY on the coldest day in a decade (happen to Gore)?  Do I have to complain about how car emissions are contributing to the problem and show up to my speech in an SUV that is the worse rate for emissions (yep this one too)?  Do I have to fly from one end of the country to the other and sometime criss crossing the States to give speeches all the while burring up fuel closer to the ozone (oh you better believe this happened)?

This just reminds me of how Yasser Arafat got his NPP.  You talk about peace when you're being hunted yet you fund suicide bombers and basically do everything you can so the peace plan doesn't work.  I would find it ironic if he used his prize money to fund the suicide bombers.  I'm into sick irony.  Kind of like arresting people for putting up lightbrights 3 weeks ago and then getting arrested when some traveler from out of town who's 79 years old believes that terrorist are stupid enough to advertise there explosive devices with a sign of American culture TV show!

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Considering that Gore relies on junk science to make his (completely incorrect) point and violates all of his own tenets in promoting his movie, I have no clue why they're even considering him.  Moreover, what does global warming have to do with peace anyway?

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INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- The NFL has nixed a church's plans to use a wall projector to show the Colts-Bears Super Bowl game, saying it would violate copyright laws.

NFL officials spotted a promotion of Fall Creek Baptist Church's "Super Bowl Bash" on the church Web site last week and overnighted a letter to the pastor demanding the party be canceled, the church said.

Initially, the league objected to the church's plan to charge a fee to attend and that the church used the license-protected words "Super Bowl" in its promotions.


This is excuse number 1 right here.  The Super Bowl is copyrighted?  The word?  Odd I say.  However if this church is doing it how many others are defrauding the NFL from counting precious viewership stats.  The SB has been going down for the past few years and so this is the NFLs charge...to stop churches from bringing in people to talk about the game and about God.  Our church in K-zoo did this same thing and brought a former NFL player to talk about his life during the half time show (which no one ever watches because they all suck).  But read on.  Remember...their complaint was only that they used the term "Super Bowl".

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Pastor John D. Newland said he told the NFL his church would not charge anyone and that it would drop the use of the forbidden words.

But the NFL objected to the church's plans to use a projector to show the game, saying the law limits it to one TV no bigger than 55 inches.


What?!  How many people did you read today rented TVs that were over 60 inches.  Not to mention the new 108" TVs came out last week.  Are you telling me the NFL is going to stop the TV industry from either selling TVs over 55" or not allowing NFL games to be shown?  No of course not.  This is the NFL picking on a church because like minded people are going to gather round and be counted as one viewer in their ratings!  Why not pick on the guy that lives 3 houses down from the NFL commissioners house who is having 3 people over on a 60" TV HDTV?  Because it's easy to pick on a church.  And come on!!!  What fricken moron said that 55" was a copyright maximum in TV standards?!  I want to see this law he's referring it to.  Unlike the income tax law I actually believe this one exists!

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The church will likely abandon its plans to host a Super Bowl party.

"We want to be supportive of our local team," Newland said. "For us to have all our congregation huddled around a TV that is big enough only for 10 or 12 people to watch just makes little sense."

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said the league's long-standing policy is to ban "mass out-of-home viewing" of the Super Bowl. An exception is made for sports bars and other businesses that show televised sports as a part of their everyday operations.

"We have contracts with our (TV) networks to provide free over-the-air television for people at home," Aiello said. "The network economics are based on television ratings and at-home viewing. Out-of-home viewing is not measured by Nielsen."


See they're even admitting it here.  Why no force everyone in America to just sit home alone with one TV for each person watching the game.  Why not send the National Guard into homes to make sure this happens and while they're there...take weapons away from people like they did in the dry parts of New Orleans?  Geesh!

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It is also the reason no mass viewings are planned in large arenas like the RCA Dome or Conseco Fieldhouse.

Newland said his church won't break the law.

"It just frustrates me that most of the places where crowds are going to gather to watch this game are going to be places that are filled with alcohol and other things that are inappropriate for children," Newland said. "We tried to provide an alternative to that and were shut down."

Other Indiana churches said they are deciding whether they should go through with their Super Bowl party plans, given the NFL's stance.


Bars and clubs are ok to watch the game with 100 other people...but Lord knows it's not ok at church!

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But the NFL objected to the church's plans to use a projector to show the game, saying the law limits it to one TV no bigger than 55 inches.


There is no point in commenting on the rest of the NFL's stupidity, but this particular assertion cannot be passed up uncontested.  I hope someone stands up to this crap.  Who decided that 55" is the limit?  I have a buddy with a 62" television sitting in his living room.  Does that mean he can't watch television on his... television?

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Here's the church standing up for what is right.  Read the article carefully and see how slanted the NFL is.

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An Indianapolis church on Friday said it will defy the NFL's demand that churches not use projectors to show the Super Bowl, saying it is taking "a stand for what's right."

Second Baptist Church, located 3705 Kessler Blvd. North Drive, will proceed with its plans to show the game Sunday -- using a rear-projection TV screen -- following an afternoon service, an assistant to the church's senior pastor told 6News.

"The NFL implied that it has a problem with the venue and medium that local churches conduct ministry," the senior pastor, the Rev. David Greene, said in a press release. "We want to save souls by any means necessary. Football, traditional service, street ministry -- it doesn't matter.

"All we want to do is increase fellowship with believers and demonstrate true love to people that don't know Christ."

In a letter to his congregation, Greene said that the NFL doesn't want churches to host Super Bowl gatherings, though "people can gather at sports bars and other secular locations with no problem."

"I believe that God's people have to take a stand," Greene said in the letter. "If the church continues to compromise with the world, it will soon have no influence on the world that God has instructed us to reach in His Great Commission as directed in St. Matthew 29:18-20."

Greene's decision came after the NFL, having spotted a Web site promoting a Super Bowl gathering at Indianapolis' Fall Creek Baptist Church, told the church that it couldn't use a wall projector to show the game, citing copyright laws. The NFL's stance prompted many churches across the country to cancel their planned Super Bowl events.

The NFL said the law generally limits Super Bowl showings to one TV no bigger than 55 inches.

This week, NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said the league's long-standing policy is to ban "mass out-of-home viewing" of the Super Bowl. An exception is made for sports bars and other businesses that show televised sports as a part of their everyday operations.

"We have contracts with our (TV) networks to provide free over-the-air television for people at home," Aiello said. "The network economics are based on television ratings and at-home viewing. Out-of-home viewing is not measured by Nielsen."

It is also the reason no mass viewings are planned in large arenas like the RCA Dome or Conseco Fieldhouse.

On Friday, an NFL statement expanded on Monday's explanation, saying the league's policy is "nothing new."

"We are simply following copyright law and have done so with regard to any type of commercial establishment including hotels, theaters, museums, schools, arenas and others," the statement said.

The statement said the NFL "has absolutely no objection to churches and others hosting Super Bowl viewing parties as long as they do not charge admission and show the game on a television of the type commonly used at home."


Notice in the 2nd paragraph they give the church's address.  Why is that?  I don't see any other article giving the address of other places. 

This is my favorite quote: Quote:
An exception is made for sports bars and other businesses that show televised sports as a part of their everyday operations.


So as long as it's anything but a church then it's ok?  This seems like it's a bit biased no?  I mean come on.  More people are probably going to be at bars and clubs watching the game than at churches.  So why not go after those ones instead.  Forcing people to go home and boost ratings.  I just don't understand the NFL's philosophy here.

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Let's see their list here.  Hotels...usually have bars with TVs, museums and school are closed on Sunday so there's no chance of showing the SB there.  Arenas like the RCA dome and others?  Why would they even mention them?  How many people are saying.  Hey lets sit in a football stadium and watch the game?!  No one that's who.

Also the last paragraph is interesting.  They don't want people to charge?  Would they consider "we ask you to bring snacks" a cover charge?  Also the church said they wouldn't charge.  And again I don't understand the policy of copyright law to limit a TV to 55".  The church should hook up four 55" TVs together and link them all to show one picture.  That would be hilarious!

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Read this article and tell me if you agree with me and think it's the biggest pile of steaming bat guano and "reporters" talking out of both sides of their arses

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/05/business/media/05adcol.html?ei=5065&en=eb6275f...

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Reply #851 - Feb 5th, 2007 at 9:41am
 
here's my stupid moment of the week:

the weather channel says its 0 degrees outside with a wind chill of -18. thats a negative.


and Chatham refuses to cancel morning classes, or anything.


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Reply #852 - Feb 5th, 2007 at 9:50am
 
The temperature here is -6 with a wind chill of -28 and I'm sitting at work, so what do you think about that?

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Reply #853 - Feb 5th, 2007 at 1:20pm
 
Guano Apes is a good band.  Me, Briney, and a few other guys from HS saw them open for P.O.D. at Calvin College in 10th grade I think.

They are classified as "German, funk rock".  They have a sweet sound.  The lead singer is a chick who is hot even if she's a bit boyish and the drummer always looked like Frankenstein's monster to me.

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02:34 PM PST on Monday, February 5, 2007

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OLYMPIA, Wash. - An initiative filed by proponents of same-sex marriage would require heterosexual couples to have kids within three years or else have their marriage annulled.

Initiative 957 was filed by the Washington Defense of Marriage Alliance. That group was formed last summer after the state Supreme Court upheld Washington's ban on same-sex marriage.

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Under the initiative, marriage would be limited to men and women who are able to have children. Couples would be required to prove they can have children in order to get a marriage license, and if they did not have children within three years, their marriage would be subject to annulment.

All other marriages would be defined as "unrecognized" and people in those marriages would be ineligible to receive any marriage benefits.

“For many years, social conservatives have claimed that marriage exists solely for the purpose of procreation ... The time has come for these conservatives to be dosed with their own medicine," said WA-DOMA organizer Gregory Gadow in a printed statement. “If same-sex couples should be barred from marriage because they can not have children together, it follows that all couples who cannot or will not have children together should equally be barred from marriage."

Supporters must gather more than 224,000 valid signatures by July 6 to put the initiative on the November ballot.

Opponents say the measure is another attack on traditional marriage, but supporters say the move is needed to have a discussion on the high court ruling.


See this is why some 60% of people don't support or understand the homosexual cause.  They tried to subvert the law rather than change it and now they are doing a stunt like this.  I for one think that the govt shouldn't be involved with marriage, esp the way the country is right now.  And I have a few other reasons for doing so.  However my comments are not about that but are on this article.  The "gay community" are trying to bully their agenda into the faces of the average American rather than trying to win people over to their side.  This is just another example of that.

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This is what you get for shoving some 35 - 65 "vaccines" laced with mercury into kids!!!

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ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) -- About one in 150 American children has autism, an urgent public health concern, said U.S. health officials Thursday who reported on the largest study done so far on the troubling disorder.

The new numbers, based on 2002 data from 14 states, are higher than previously reported.

Advocates said the study provides a sad new understanding of how common autism is, and should fuel efforts to get the government to spend hundreds of millions of additional dollars for autism research and services.

"This data today shows we're going to need more early intervention services and more therapists, and we're going to need federal and state legislators to stand up for these families," said Alison Singer, spokeswoman for Autism Speaks, the nation's largest organization advocating more services for autistic children.

The study by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention calculated an average autism rate 6.6 per 1,000. That compares with last year's estimated rate of 5.5 in 1,000.

The research involved an intense review of medical and school records for children in all or part of 14 states and gives the clearest picture yet of how common autism is in some parts of the country, CDC officials said.

However, those states are not demographically representative of the nation as a whole, so officials cautioned against using the results as a national average. The study doesn't include some of the most populous states including California, Texas and Florida.
No conclusions on a trend

Also, the study does not answer whether autism is increasing -- a controversial topic, driven in part by the contention by some parents and advocates that autism is linked to a vaccine preservative. The best scientific studies have not borne out that claim.

"We can't make conclusions about trends yet," because the study's database is too new, said Catherine Rice, a CDC behavioral scientist who was the study's lead author.

Autism is a complex disorder usually not diagnosed in children until after age 3. It is characterized by a range of behaviors, including difficulty in expressing needs and inability to socialize. The cause is not known.

Scientists have been revising how common they think the disorder is. Past estimates from smaller studies have ranged from 1 out of every 10,000 children to nearly 1 in 100.

Last year's estimate of 5.5 out of every 1,000 U.S. children was based on national surveys of tens of thousands of families with school-age kids. That fit into a prevalence range found in other recent studies.

The CDC also has been developing an alternate way of measuring autism prevalence, building a network of university and state health departments for ongoing surveillance of autism and developmental disabilities. The study released Thursday is one of the first scientific papers to come out of that effort.

"This is a more accurate rate because of the methods they used," said Dr. Eric Hollander, an autism expert at New York's Mount Sinai School of Medicine.

The study involved 2002 data from parts or all of 14 states -- Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Georgia, Maryland, Missouri, New Jersey, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Utah, West Virginia and Wisconsin.

Researchers looked specifically at children who were 8 years old that year. They said most children with autism are identified for medical or educational services by that age.

The researchers checked health records in each area and school records when they were made available, looking for children who met diagnostic criteria for autism. They used those numbers to calculate a prevalence rate for each study area.

The rates varied from 3.3 per 1,000 in the study site in Alabama, which was made up of the state's 32 northernmost counties, to 10.6 in the site in New Jersey, which involved four counties, including metropolitan Newark.

Researchers say they don't know why the rate was so high in New Jersey. They think the Alabama rate was low at least partly because researchers had limited access to special education records there.
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Ok so I want to talk about Anna Nicole Smith.  Not the person per se but as the icon the media built her up as.

I saw the headline yesterday while on the computer.  I then turn on Fox News and some CNN later to hear what they have to say.  Let me tell you...these correspondents wanted so badly to call this woman a wacko and a crazy you-know-what but every time they would say something close to that they would say "I don't want to bad mouth the dead" or "we are all tip toeing around some of this stuff seeing as she just died".  I thought...so it's ok to basically want to destroy a person when she's alive by saying all of this outright but it's not ok that she's dead.  Man what a world.

Then I started thinking.  Why was she famous?  Ok so she started out as a Playboy centerfold whoopee so have others and they aren't household names.  Then I thought...there was no reason she WAS a household name.  I remember watching the news that she married an old guy, was fighting for his money in front of the Supreme Court, her son died, Trimspa, and a bunch of other stuff.  Which one of those made her famous enough to be "on the tip of everyone's tongue"?

Then I realized...none of them did.  She was a creation...a product...of the media.  I'm not even talking about the tabloids or E! Network I'm talking about Fox and CNN and MSNBC and CBS and the other mainstream media.  They would report on her for whatever outrageous thing she did.  I even heard it called on Fox the "Paris Hilton syndrome".  Which is another subject all together.  The media has manipulated us to hold these people in high regards.  Yes we might make fun of them but we buy People magazine and other celeb magazines and know her name and the details of her life.  Her every weird move was reported on CNN Headline news sometimes even in the precious crawler space.

She became an icon of a trashy Hollywood star for us to emulate.  This woman was all just a puppet for corporate media.  An icon to show our kids to grow up and be obnoxiousness and rich and not care.  This was the privilege of fame....not having any shame or decency.  No one should or I would think want to try and emulate this person or even look up to her as an example of a human being you'd want to become or idolize.  She was what people complained about in Hollywood types...these same people would also know everything about her from supporting tabloids.

With that shuddering realization I see a few headline today that just irked me.

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She persevered when others would have given up.


Oh you mean like how she married some 80 y/o guy who was rich and then fought for $500 million dollars that she felt owed to her?  Or when her son died from methadone and anti-depressants in September?  Or when she gained a whole bunch of weight before Trimspa and we all laughed at the jokes made about her?  Or when she went to the Supreme Court to waist their time with her greed?  Or the porn she made?  Or who her baby's daddy was?  Or when she had sex with a ghost (actually reported)?  Yes it is a sad fact that I know this stuff.  But just think...I'm not the only one.  No we didn't care for Anna because she was a perseverer.  We cared for her because the media wanted us to.  They but on a good 'ol fashion 21st century freak show and there wasn't even a cover charge!

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That's right.  $500,000 dollars to see paramedic perform CPR on an unconscious person and then her put into an ambulance.  Is that even right?  Was that even worth it?  Children starving in Ethiopia, AIDS running rampant in Africa, Darfur plagued with genocide and someone not only spends half a million on footage of a dying woman's final moments but that the Hard Rock Cafe Casino actually sells it.  Yes Sin City is soon becoming Sin Country.  You think 50 years ago this would happen?  I hope there are no time travelers from the past here today.  Surely they would commit suicide knowing what we have become.  Watching the death throws of a media created "star" and then saying what a good woman she was in her death.

I think what irked me the most is this last headline:

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Rosie Rants On Anna Nicole -- Hours Before Her Death...


This was posted on Drudge and we all know how Drudge hates Rosie.  But this story is just posted on his site...it was also reported about by mainstream media.  Why are they trying to vilify a woman for making fun of a woman who was still alive at the time and who...if Jay Leno was on that same time would probably be making fun of her as well and getting a laugh?

So how do you like being controlled America?  The media reports that famous people are jumping and we ask "that's stupid...those stupid hollywoo......How high?!...I want to do that too!"  We let the media completely ignore Darfur but the Lord knows we must know which Olson twin has the anorexia problem and devote an entire 3 hour block to finding out and analyzing if it's even true!

Where are your great pro-femenist stars, Cait?  Was this one of them?  I surely hope not because I saw people like Mother Teressa devote her life to other people and she didn't get the help or the gratitude that she deserved.  Princess Diana fought for so many good causes and America media only reported on them after her death.  I would love to see more positive female role models in the media touting equal rights for woman.  But when you let the media give the pedistill to a monster they created that shows the antithesis of what some women want to become...it hurts the feminist cause and it hurts American and human decency cause.

Anna Nicole Smith should not be idolized by anyone.  She was no Marlyn Monroe.  She was not looking for sainthood.  She stayed in the media because the media put her there and she knew that and would play their dancing money for the cameras.  We as America helped to cause her death.

I hope we're proud.

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Reply #858 - Feb 9th, 2007 at 10:07am
 
Those are some scary numbers.  A couple that plans on having four children has a 15% chance of having an autistic child.  That's a freakin' epidemic if you ask me.

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Reply #859 - Feb 9th, 2007 at 10:36am
 
I agree bob.  We are more concerned with non-existent Avian Flu and the dread Flu that we aren't finding causes to the just staggering numbers of autism.  Just think...before the 1950s the reports of autism were in the hundreds of thousands.  Now they're in the low hundreds?  There has got to be an explanation.  Also I don't buy the "well it's probably diagnosed better today" theory.  When you have autism...even mild autism it's pretty clear to see.  Even for 60 years ago when we knew about it and learning more about it.

Personally I think it has something to do with mercury poisoning and would like some people to do testing on it.  Also I would love to see how many kids who have autism have been vaccinated and whether or not there are non-vaccinated kids who have austim.

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PALOS HEIGHTS, Ill. -- Nine months pregnant and married to a fervent Bears fan with tickets to Sunday's NFC Championship Game, Colleen Pavelka didn't want to risk going into labor during the game against the New Orleans Saints.

Due to give birth on Monday, Pavelka's doctor told her Friday she could induce labor early. She opted for the Friday delivery.

"I thought, how could [Mark] miss this one opportunity that he might never have again in his life?" said Pavelka, 28, from the southwestern Chicago suburb of Homer Glen.

At 10:45 p.m. Friday, Mark Patrick Pavelka was born at Palos Community Hospital after close to six hours of labor.

While her husband watched the Bears play the New Orleans Saints at Soldier Field Sunday, Colleen planned to watch in the hospital with the baby wrapped in a Bears blanket -- a Christmas gift from his grandmother.

The couple named Mark after his father, who wore a "Monsters of the Midway" shirt during the delivery.

"If he wasn't born by Sunday and the Bears won, I would have named him Rex," after Bears quarterback Rex Grossman, joked Mark Pavelka, 28.

Mark is the couple's second son.


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This is the enemy.  Although unlike the globalist elite...she is at least upfront and forward about being a facist!

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VILLEPINTE, France: Sιgolθne Royal, the presidential candidate of the Socialist Party, unveiled a long- awaited platform on Sunday, veering sharply to the left on economic policy while also stressing discipline and "traditional values."

Ten weeks before the election, Royal is hoping to reverse a slide in popularity that has seen her lose ground to her main challenger, Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy.


Wait...what?!  A socialist was popular before?  Doesn't Europe remember the reign of so called socialists...Mussolini and Hitler both touted themselves as socialists before becoming true fascists.  I guess people aren't learning history over there anymore.   

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In a two-hour speech to about 10,000 supporters north of Paris, she laid out a 100-proposal platform, pledging to raise pensions, to increase the minimum wage to €1,500, or about $2,000, a month and to guarantee a job or further training for every youth within six months of graduating from university.


If anyone can find all 100 proposal PLEASE post them on here so I can dissect them.  What I love about socialists, in the love to hate sort of way, is the way they say something...but mean something completely different...I guess a lot like normal politicians........anyways.  Increase the minimum wage.  Yes, sounds good.  But socialists want to bring down wages and owned wealth of everyone.  Also to control businesses under state leadership or overview.  So basically you'll be working for the state and your wages will come with a "redistribution of wealth".  What that means is legal stealing of people's personal property money.  But it's only from the rich...well only from the rich that don't run the country...which is the upper middle class.  Those who got to be upper middle based on their own merits and not from some trust fund.  So basically you're going to be hurting your own class if you're in the middle class.  This isn't too bad for the poor or the working poor (aka...the poor!) because when you're poor you don't care where the money would come from if you could bring yourself up another rung in the social system.  Of course, "bring yourself up" here would mean...let the government bring you up there.  And if your middle class and lower middle class you don't want "the Johnsons" to have it better than you so you want to bring those snooty people down a peg.  What will really happen is that once the govt redistributes the wealth everyone but those who held onto their vast amounts of money will be considered poor under todays standards and you'll need to find a scapegoat to blame.  I wonder what the Jews are doing these days?

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She also said that randomly selected citizens' juries would watch over government policy and that juvenile delinquents could be placed in educational camps run by the military.


Right...and these "randomly selected citizens" will be herded by a government official and let's see if they even take any of their "suggestions".

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As if to preempt her opponents on the right, she stressed throughout her speech that her ideas had been nourished in 6,000 debates with citizens throughout France, a method she has called "participative democracy."

"With me, politics will never again happen without you," a combative Royal, 53, told the crowd of flag-waving supporters wearing her logo on T-shirts and stickers. "Today I offer you a presidential pact: 100 proposals for France to rediscover a shared ambition, pride and fraternity."


That's right politics will never happen without you.  Because the one party will control all and there won't be any more politics!  It sounds like a good thing.  But remember how she defines herself.  It sounds good if you're for individual freedom and a grass-roots system of government.  However with the definition of socialism you'll realize that Big Brother Is Watching is close behind you and don't be too surprised if you change your country's name to "Oceania".

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Sunday marked the end of the two- month "listening phase" Royal decreed after her nomination in November. On her campaign Web site, a sky blue background was replaced by the blue, white and red of the national flag, and regional campaign teams were equipped with booklets summarizing her program.


Socialism always...ALWAYS...rides on the back of patriotism.  Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini all decried out for patriotism while changing the structure of government.  Of course being a flawed system and never ever being able to work out in an imperfect world the scapegoats would come about.  It was the communist infestation with Mussolini, it was the Jews and commies for Hitler, it was the Jews, the unpatriotic commies, Christians, capitalists, and 10 million other people for Stalin.  Patriotism is the chains they put on after throwing off their shackles of the Proletariat.

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In a sign that her recent decline in opinion polls has rallied some of the more skeptical members of her party, Royal's speech was attended by all senior Socialists, including her two rivals for the nomination.

Cheered by supporters and frequently interrupted by applause, she spoke with more ease than usual. When she talked about France's volatile suburbs, where riots erupted in November 2005 and high unemployment rates continue to curb the opportunities of second-generation immigrants, the emotion was evident on her face and in her voice.

"I want for the children in these suburbs what I want for my own children," she said, clenching a fist before her bright-red blazer and prompting the crowd to erupt into a two-minute standing ovation.


Socialists do a great job at getting the biggest group of people to rally against "the system"...the middle class.  Every middle class in the world outranks both the poor and the rich combined (just about but don't count Africa and it is).  Look at her words.  She does say she wants the children in the poorest ghetto neighborhood to have what the richest kid in the "upper east side" has.  She is identifying with the middle class and suburbia!  Why not compare both extremes to come to the middle?  Because one side wouldn't want that and the other side doesn't care enough they are too worried with making the rent payment.  No, the biggest block on voters...are the middle class.  The middle class is the ruling class without power.  We are the "Proles" (from Orwell's 1984) were touted at the true source of untapped power.  Emmanuel Goldstein wrote in his book in 1984 that if only the Proles would see that they could rise up as one Big Brother and the Party wouldn't stand a chance!  This is what she is doing here.  She is luring them into a self made grave plot.  And she is doing it closely to how 1984 did it.  With money.  In 1984 it was the lottery.  It never paid what it promised and when it did it was never the full amount.  Here she promises a lot, just like Hitler and Stalin, and she, if she gets what she wants, will not be able to provide what she is promising now.  Hitler and Stalin both promised huge salaries and great living conditions for the people.  What they both got were substandard.  Yes, they were out of the fields living in the muck.  But they came into dwelling places...that weren't much better.  So goes for the same with France...if she gets what she wants.

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A former schools minister, she vowed that she would tackle the social exclusion in the suburbs by reducing the number of students in classes. She also promised free tutoring for students that have difficulties keeping up, and workshops for parents to teach them how to discipline their children.


These are also known as propaganda centers.  We, the govt, will teach your children.  To spy on you, to worship Big Brother, and we will weed them out of all that crap about right and wrong and freedom and truth.  We will teach them...what we want to.  There will be no other options!

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A substantial part of her speech was dedicated to social and economic issues, on which Royal took a hard-left line.

"The unfettered rein of financial profit is intolerable for the general interest," she said. "You told me simple truths. You told me you wanted fewer income inequalities. You told me you wanted to tax capital more than labor. We will do that reform."


Ya how dare those business make a profit!  Look...when you have no govt control...business get out of wack sure.  But when a company reports a net profit of 12 million dollars...that's not a big profit in the global schemes of thing.  Sure you'll never see that type of money.  But you're not doing the work of an entire company.  This woman is a genius.  She is playing the game beautifully.  She is letting the middle class believe the bumper sticker mentality (this is my definition of a difficult and complex subject that is boiled down to one simplified and somewhat funny statement that may or may not be true.  For example: the Iraq war is boiled down to "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" and that's the end of argument for people.  A complex subject with a naive little answer.  Sounds good and witty but holds no water.)  This lady understands how businesses run and operate she's part of the upper echelon.  And if she isn't now she will be once she controls it all under govt authority.

Think about it this way.  Let's say that 100 Africans are your neighbors.  Most of Africa lives on $6 a month on average.  You go to your job the same amount of time as them and you either do more or less work than they do...doesn't matter.  So let's say at the end of the month you bring in ohhh let's shoot low $10,000.  Well this lady comes around and says..."Look at this one person...ONE PERSON...you 100 people don't even make one tenth of the amount he does in the same period for the same amount of work!  We should take most of that from him and give it to share with you!  Those 100 people and you go out and vote...walla...you're now all living on $63 a month plus govt expenses and control.  THAT...is socialism.  Yes corporations and companies can be evil and govt should, in my opinion, have some...SOME...control over them.  In our country the govt has the responsibility given by the Constitution to "regulate commerce".  So it has the power to say "No Mr. Macrohard you can't charge $150 for an OS that you've been rewriting since day 1.  You could if you weren't the only company around and/or people didn't need you like we need oil companies."  Wait...I'm getting a bit off target.  My point is the government should not have control over wealth or companies who are legally making a profit.  If we did this in America the New York Stock Exchange would look like the Japanese Stock Exchange....but worse.

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Royal said she would tax companies in relation to what share of their profits is reinvested in equipment and jobs, and what portion is paid to shareholders. She also promised to abolish a flexible work contract for small companies and hold a national conference in June on how to increase salaries.


Who would be controlling this?  Ahh the government.  What do we call a government who can tell where a company has to reinvest their money?  Say it with me kids!!!  SOCILAISM!!!  This is just one step closer to communism people.  Which, in this world, quickly falls into fascism and dicitorialist leaders telling us that a group of people are pigs and apes and responsible for all our problems!!!

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Indeed, she seemed to have something to offer to most groups in society without saying how much the combined measures would cost: Under her presidency, she said, young women would get free contraception, all young people would get access to a €10,000 interest- free loan and the handicapped would see their benefits rise.


I know where it would come from.  The People!!!  Give them a few years of good living.  Then lower the standard of living...taking their money back away.  The government blames the Jews or the Muslims or the Clintons or whoever saying "They...THEY are the reason to blame."  Then the government has control of all major wealth!!  Taa daaa!!!  That's France's history OF THE FUTURE-R-R-R-r-r-r...if this chick is elected...or any socialist

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Royal also spoke about foreign policy, an area where she has recently been accused of incompetence, following a series of highly publicized gaffes. She called for a European Union that "protects its citizens" and said that, as president, she would lobby for the European Central Bank to consider not just inflation but also employment and growth when it sets interest rates.


Not only does she want socialism for France but for all of Europe!  And why not?!  More people in an industrialized area would mean more money for her one system government!

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"I don't want a Europe that is just a free-trade area attached to NATO," Royal said. "Even less do I want a Europe where it's everyone against everyone and social and fiscal dumping replaces solidarity."


Ya cause why have competition!  That's never been good for industry or society or inventions!  Look how well Ma Bell was doing before those evil "independent thinking people" wanted it "better".  That is what she is saying people!  Competition is society prospers the society it doesn't harm it.  Yes people can make it into something evil and destructive but not if done properly.

Let me give you an example.  Let's say you have one company who sells all the food.  I'll call it "FloorSmart".  Well FloorSmart charges you $10,000 every time you visit them for food and the selection isn't all that great.  What will you do?  Why you have freedom of choice!  You can either pay the $10,000 to eat...or don't eat!  Yaaaa!!!  But if you add another chain like "Migers" it will only charge you $5,000 each time you visit and purpose and they offer more variety.  Well you're going to go there.  FloorSmart will lower try and win back you by doing a whole slew of stuff like lower prices, coupons, etc.  Now if you add more and more chains you have more completion.  When you have that...you...the consumer...win, or at least make out better than before.

This lady doesn't want that!  She wants one of everything...no more.  That is asinine!

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She also said she would pursue a "solid partnership" with the United States, but accused Washington of sometimes being carried away by its size and power. "Size has nothing to do with principles," she said. Being less powerful "is never a reason to be silent, we saw that with Iraq, where the voice of France was not heard."

She said she would break with "corrupt regimes" and be blunt with allied countries, including Russia, whose "war crimes in Chechnya" she condemned.

Her speech, which touched on everything from the environment to education policy, comes after weeks of criticism from the center-right, which assailed Royal for lacking ideas and a clear program.

Ahead in the polls until late last year, Royal has slipped behind Sarkozy since he was officially nominated on Jan. 14. The latest BVA poll, conducted last week, gave the interior minister a four- point lead over Royal in a straight run- off and suggested that Franηois Bayrou, a centrist candidate, was gaining ground at her expense.

Even members of her own camp had grown impatient in recent weeks, eagerly awaiting her program. But on Sunday, supporters in the Villepinte convention center expressed hope that her performance would be enough to kick start her campaign.

"She was good, much better than usual," said Marie-Pierre Grassineau, a 45- year-old social worker, who said she had feared Royal would disappoint in the face of inflated expectations. "At last the campaign can begin."

In an apparent attempt to steal the limelight, Sarkozy chose Sunday to give a speech to 3,000 supporters in central Paris, vowing that if elected he would open his government to politicians outside his center-right party.

His Union for a Popular Movement party swiftly denounced Royal's list of proposals as "archaic" and a return to old-school socialism.

Reminiscent of the 110 proposals that carried her mentor, Franηois Mitterrand, to the Ιlysιe Palace in 1981, Royal's presidential platform will be filled out with more details in a series of high- profile campaign meetings over coming weeks.


Ok I've written a lot about this.  Yes, it's happening in France but I want you to see what a true socialist mentality will get you.  If you have question about it I would love to answer them on this subject.  My main point for posting this was...look at American and the people coming up in power.  Do they sound like this socialist lady?  Do you hear people in Hollywood talk this way?  Look around you and learn from other people's mistakes.  Do you see any similarities?  Watch out...what sounds good coming from people in power...might end up being really really bad for us all.

Sorry for the long post.  I don't know if anyone will even read this but I hope you do.  Again, if you have any questions please post them.

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CAUTION!!!  THIS STORY IS DISGUSTING AND DEF. NSFW!!!


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Wow, Ms. Royal is definitely dying for a Photoshopping in that picture.

$2,000 per month minimum wage?  $24,000 per year?  That's absolute bull!  Since France has a 35 hour work week, that's $13.18 per hour for flipping burgers!  I'd hate to see what a Happy Meal costs in Paris!

In France, Sunday is a mandatory "day of rest" except for "exempted" positions like medical, emergency, etc.   That doesn't help things much.

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This is just....treasonous!

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NEW YORK (Reuters) - Bank of America Corp. has begun offering credit cards to customers without Social Security numbers, typically illegal immigrants, the Wall Street Journal reported on Tuesday.

In recent years, banks across the country have been offering checking accounts and even mortgages to the nation's fast-growing ranks of undocumented immigrants, most of whom are Hispanic, the paper said, adding these immigrants generally have not been able to get major credit cards.

The new Bank of America card is open to people who lack both a Social Security number and a credit history, as long as they have held a checking account with the bank for three months without an overdraft, the Journal said.

Bank of America tested the program last year at five branches in Los Angeles, and last week expanded it to 51 branches in Los Angeles County, home to the largest concentration of illegal immigrants in the U.S., the Journal said.

The bank hopes to roll out the program nationally later this year, the paper said.

A Bank of America spokesman was not immediately available to comment.


So did we win the war on terror or not?  Cause I'm pretty sure giving out credit cards to illegal aliens and of which could be terrorists (if you believe in them at all) is a bad thing. 

Tango 1: Ok we need 12,000 stick of dynamite.
Hardware store owner : And how would you be paying?
Tango 2:  Just put it on my Discover Card...never leave the cave without it!

Also without legal residence or SSN how could these credit card companies possibly hope to collect money from illegals?

This story is both stupid and odd and I have no clue what's going on?!

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This is a pretty funny article.

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A Bartow County couple will go before a magistrate judge today to see if they will be arrested for allegedly stalking a Kennesaw police officer by installing cameras to track neighborhood speeders.

Lee and Teresa Sipple spent $1,200 mounting three video cameras and a radar speed unit outside their home, which is at the bottom of a hill. They have said they did so in hopes of convincing neighbors to slow down to create a safe environment for their son.

The Sipples allegedly caught Kennesaw police officer Richard Perrone speeding up to 17 mph over the speed limit. Perrone alerted Bartow authorities, who in turn visited the Sipples' home to tell them Perrone intended to press charges against them for stalking.


Now I know each state's laws are different but how is setting up your own cameras and speed detectors considered stalking when it on your own property.  If I were this couple I would sue the officer for stalking since he keep coming around their place all the time, at least time enough for these people to invest 12,000 clams to catch him.

Also, cops speed?!  Of course...who's going to stop them!  Although every officer knows to watch out because the 86 y/o grandmother can always call the LT. and complain about you.  But yet, it's either a write up or a verbal warning.
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http://www.kget.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=f290458b-dd7d-4a20-ac99-525...

So if you're a Christian you can't have a tattoo?  And if you're a "Christian" doctor you can deny service because people have them and other appearance reasons?!  Ya who wants all those SICK people coming into a doctors office!

Who did Jesus turn away well first of all children and then sinners and definitely people with tattoos.  I think he said..."Lo...that crap ain't right.  Ink on the body means you should turn them away and let their children suffer."

What people do on their own is one thing.  But at least don't tell people you claim to be a Christian...you really hurt a lot of us real ones.

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This guy is a moron!

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By WILLIAM TAYLOR
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Published: Feb 17, 2007


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Craig Gehring of the Church of Scientology Mission in Baton Rouge records a 15-minute daily radio program on gospel station WTQT, 94.9 FM.

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Craig Gehring is nearly everything one might expect a Scientologist to be: young, enthusiastic and almost famous.

He is also one thing unexpected: a professing Christian.

Describing him as famous is likely going too far, but the 20-year-old does have his own weekday radio show on a Baton Rouge gospel station, and in 2003 he was profiled in The Advocate after getting a rare perfect score on the ACT.

Instead of turning that score into a successful college career, he pursued immediate opportunities to help others through the Church of Scientology.

Today, he is training to become a minister while serving as a full-time employee at the church’s Baton Rouge mission, where he draws on the apparent contradictions in his own life to explain an often-misunderstood religion.

Gehring grew up Lutheran and still considers himself a Christian, although of a more nondenominational variety.

“Personally, I believe (Jesus is) the son of God — son of man, but like I said, that  Scientology doctrine. There isn’t a doctrine about (Jesus) in Scientology.

“It’s something you have to come to on your own, so I don’t speak for the Church of Scientology when I speak my own conviction,” he said. “But you will find a lot of active Christians who are Scientologists — just like you will find active Buddhists or active Hindus.”

The Baton Rouge mission even has its Sunday services at night — 5 p.m. — so as not to conflict with attending other church services in the morning, Gehring said.

That room for other faiths results from the Church of Scientology not being about concepts of God such as those churchgoers usually expect to find on Sunday mornings, he said.

Media “exposιs” through the years, including one last year in Rolling Stone Magazine, have described a secret space opera-like mythology complete with extraterrestrials, but church officials have always denied it.

Likewise, Gehring, and Damian Dornier, another young Scientologist on staff at the Baton Rouge mission, said they have never encountered anything like that in their pursuits of the faith.

Rather, they explain, the church is built on spiritual truths or laws discovered by founder L. Ron Hubbard.

From those truths Hubbard developed techniques, called technologies by the church, for addressing such issues as stress, communication, learning, relationships and substance abuse.

They compared it to Buddhism, describing Scientology as a path or walk with Gehring’s explanations sounding a little like those of Khentrul Lodro Thaye Rinpoche, a Tibetan Buddhist lama who sometimes lectures in Baton Rouge on mediation.

In February 2006, Rinpoche responded through an interpreter to a Christian woman’s question. “It’s good that you believe in Jesus, and if you want to meditate on him that’s fine,” the Buddhist told her. “It will work as long as the technique is right.”

Scientologists teach their techniques through thousands of courses and lectures available to those who visit the church’s Baton Rouge Mission, 9432 Common St.

“I don’t care if I make a Scientologist or not,” Gehring said. “All I care about is if someone walks in, we can help them.”

He also offers life advice weekdays with a 15-minute radio program broadcast at 9:30 a.m. on gospel station WTQT, 94.9 FM.

The church made connections with the station after working with African-American ministers and other leaders in hurricane relief, Gehring said. The airtime is paid for with a donation to the station, he added.

His own experience with Scientology began at Baton Rouge Magnet High School when his girlfriend gave him a copy of “Dianetics,” the self-help book by Hubbard on which the Church of Scientology is founded.

From there, he pursued the church’s learning technologies — something he credits with that perfect ACT score.

“All of a sudden I don’t have to fall asleep while studying,” he said. “I don’t have to read the thing over 50 billion times. I don’t have to cram for tests, and I can learn just about anything.”

The girlfriend eventually became his wife, Brittany Gehring, who also works on staff at the mission.

As for his Christian faith, he considers himself more active in it now than he ever was before becoming a Scientologist.
He seeks to partner with Christian ministers in social justice efforts such as hurricane relief, literacy and human rights.

“I believe very much in the Christian message,” he said. Jesus “says time and time again, ‘the kingdom of God is at hand.’… And that is a message you will find any Scientologist working toward.

“Let’s see how we can make a difference now. Let’s see how we can get some results now. That’s why so many volunteer ministers flew in when Katrina happened.”


L. Ron Hubbard - "There is no Christ".

Dyanetics teach that all the worlds religions are caused by alien demons inhabiting our bodies (Thetans).

Can you be a Christian and a Scientologist?  Not without contradicting one or the other.

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• Man says he needs sympathy, treatment for Internet addiction
• James Pacenza was fired by IBM for visiting adult chat room on work computer
• Attorney: Pacenza's Web surfing at work no different from other IBM employees
• Company says its policy is clear, and Pacenza had been warned in past

WHITE PLAINS, New York (AP) -- A man who was fired by IBM for visiting an adult chat room at work is suing the company for $5 million, claiming he is an Internet addict who deserves treatment and sympathy rather than dismissal.

James Pacenza, 58, of Montgomery, says he visits chat rooms to treat traumatic stress incurred in 1969 when he saw his best friend killed during an Army patrol in Vietnam.

In papers filed in federal court in White Plains, Pacenza said the stress caused him to become "a sex addict, and with the development of the Internet, an Internet addict." He claimed protection under the American with Disabilities Act.

His lawyer, Michael Diederich, says Pacenza never visited pornographic sites at work, violated no written IBM rule and did not surf the Internet any more or any differently than other employees. He also says age discrimination contributed to IBM's actions. Pacenza, 55 at the time, had been with the company for 19 years and says he could have retired in a year.

International Business Machines Corp. has asked Judge Stephen Robinson for a summary judgment, saying its policy against surfing sexual Web sites is clear. It also claims Pacenza was told he could lose his job after an incident four months earlier, which Pacenza denies.

"Plaintiff was discharged by IBM because he visited an Internet chat room for a sexual experience during work after he had been previously warned," the company said.

IBM also said sexual behavior disorders are specifically excluded from the ADA and denied any age discrimination.
Study: Some choose Internet over food, sleep

If it goes to trial, the case could affect how employers regulate Internet use that is not work-related, or how Internet overuse is categorized medically. Stanford University issued a nationwide study last year that found that up to 14 percent of computer users reported neglecting work, school, families, food and sleep to use the Internet.

The study's director, Dr. Elias Aboujaoude, said then that he was most concerned about the numbers of people who hid their nonessential Internet use or used the Internet to escape a negative mood, the same way that alcoholics might.

Until he was fired, Pacenza was making $65,000 a year operating a machine at a plant in East Fishkill that makes computer chips.

Several times during the day, machine operators are idle for five to 10 minutes as the tool measures the thickness of silicon wafers.

It was during such down time on May 28, 2003, that Pacenza logged onto a chat room from a computer at his work station.

Diederich says Pacenza had returned that day from visiting the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington and logged onto a site called ChatAvenue and then to an adult chat room.

Looking for 'titillating conversation'

Pacenza, who has a wife and two children, said using the Internet at work was encouraged by IBM and served as "a form of self-medication" for post-traumatic stress disorder. He said he tried to stay away from chat rooms at work, but that day, "I felt I needed the interactive engagement of chat talk to divert my attention from my thoughts of Vietnam and death."

"I was tempting myself to perhaps become involved in some titillating conversation," he said in court papers.

Pacenza said he was called away before he got involved in any online conversation. But he apparently did not log off, and when another worker went to Pacenza's station, he saw some chat entries, including a vulgar reference to a sexual act.

He reported his discovery to his boss, who fired Pacenza the next day.

Pacenza says he would have understood if IBM had disciplined him for taking an unauthorized break, but firing him was too extreme.

Pacenza: Couple who had sex on desk merely transferred

He argues that other workers with worse offenses were disciplined less severely -- including a couple who had sex on a desk and were transferred.

Fred McNeese, a spokesman for Armonk-based IBM, would not comment.

Pacenza claims the company decided on dismissal only after improperly viewing his medical records, including psychiatric treatment, following the incident.

"In IBM management's eyes, plaintiff has an undesirable and self-professed record of psychological disability related to his Vietnam War combat experience," his papers claim.

Diederich says IBM workers who have drug or alcohol problems are placed in programs to help them, and Pacenza should have been offered the same. Instead, he says, Pacenza was told there were no programs for sex addiction or other psychological illnesses. He said Pacenza was also denied an appeal.

Diederich, who said he spent a year in Iraq as an Army lawyer, also argued that "A military combat veteran, if anyone, should be afforded a second chance, the benefit of doubt and afforded reasonable accommodation for combat-related disability."


The saddest part of this entire story is that he's blaming his firing on his status as a Vietnam veteran.  If he ever steps foot in a VFW, he'll probably get his butt handed back to him on a plate.

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For the third time in the last four days, Keene resident Russell Kanning finds himself in Federal custody.  The 36-year-old libertarian activist isn't in trouble for selling drugs, threatening officials or endangering anyone.  Instead, he's the target of Federal wrath because he attempted to enter the Keene IRS office with…a piece of paper.

Last Thursday, after announcing his intentions publicly, Kanning appeared in front of Keene's IRS branch wearing overalls and a straw hat, clutching a pitchfork in one hand and a leaflet in the other.   His intent was to enter the IRS office - sans pitchfork - and hand the leaflet to any government employees working there. 

"I want them to quit their jobs," he said, referring to the one or two IRS agents who staff this part-time office on Keene's Main Street. His flyers contain a form which he is asking IRS agents to sign, pledging they will stop working for the agency because of what he considers the evil things it funds.

But Homeland Security agents, as well as some from Immigration and Customs Enforcement, stood ready to defend this tiny office from the dangerous flyer.  They told Kanning if he attempted to enter the office (situated above Keene's main postal facility) they would arrest him.  Kanning chatted with them briefly, then informed them he would not be able to comply with their orders and slowly moved forward toward the IRS section of the building.  Agents then gently cuffed him, transported him to Keene Police Department and released him.   

Kanning then immediately went back to the IRS office, got arrested again, released again, and vowed to return for a third visit at noon on August 3.  He also declined to appear in court.

So on Monday, July 31 around 10:30 a.m., Federal agent seized him again, this time inside his home, this time not so gently.

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"They just came in and threw Russell to the ground and took him," says Kanning’s wife Kat Dillon in a hastily composed web forum message on NHfree.com.   

Dillon says Kanning was transported to the Federal Building in Concord and forced to appear in court at around 2 p.m.  But she says other than the initial roughhousing on the living room floor, agents have been fairly polite so far

"The guy who was in charge on Thursday came by...apparently just to chat with me," she writes from a friend's computer near the courthouse.  "He wanted to convince me that they weren't the bad guys."

However Dillon says she is angry that her husband could be arrested simply for trying to hand a leaflet to a public official on public property.

"In case it isn't clear," she writes, "the issue is that the federal government has gone bad...It's imperitive that good people refuse to cooperate with it."

Kanning is a member of the Free State Project (www.FreeStateProject.org), a nationwide movement aimed at recruiting libertarians to move to New Hampshire.

Events have moved forward very fast since this news release was composed. You can read the latest details on the NHfree.com forum at

http://forum.soulawakenings.com/index.php?topic=4640.0

Copies of the Dangerous Leaflet are at

http://www.republicofnh.org/brochure.pdf

Photographs of today's arrest:
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Photographs of the July 27 arrest:
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Permission is granted to publish them at will.


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and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


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If you can't lift the box to pour out the cereal...then you should stop eating.

Also...don't you have to poor the box of cereal into the machine for it to dispense?  Or do they have Culigan men come as a service?

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Friday, February 23, 2007

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica —  An American senior citizen killed an alleged mugger with his bare hands, and his traveling companions aboard a tour bus fended off two other assailants in the Atlantic coast city of Limon, police said.

A retired member of the U.S. military aged about 70 put suspect Warner Segura in a head lock and broke his clavicle after the 20-year-old and two other men armed with a knife and gun held up their tour bus, Luis Hernandez, the police chief of Limon, 80 miles east of San Jose, said Thursday. Segura was later declared dead, apparently from asphyxiation.

The two other men fled when the 12 senior citizens started defending themselves during the Wednesday attack. Afterward, the tourists drove Segura to the Red Cross where he was declared dead. The Red Cross also treated one of the tourists for an anxiety attack, Hernandez said.

The tourists left on their Carnival cruise ship after the incident and Hernandez said authorities do not plan to press any charges against them.

"They were in their right to defend themselves after being held up," he said.

Hernandez said Segura had previous charges against him for assaults.

In a media statement, Miami, Fla.-based Carnival Cruise Lines said the Wednesday incident occurred during an outing at a Limon beach which a group of a dozen passengers had arranged on their own.

"According to witnesses, while sightseeing at a local beach, the group of guests were approached by three assailants, one of whom was armed," the statement said.

"The victims struggled with the armed perpetrator, and were able to disarm him. During this process, the gunman's two accomplices fled the scene. In the course of disarming and restraining the assailant, he died from apparent asphyxiation."

Neither the Costa Rican police nor Carnival identified the man involved in the struggle with the mugger.

The cruise line said the guests were questioned by local law enforcement and then returned to the ship. The ship's departure from Limon was slightly delayed to await their return.

"All of the guests involved, who had booked the cruise together as a group, have opted to continue with their vacation plans. Carnival is providing full support and assistance to the guests," according to the statement.

The ship, The Carnival Liberty, continued on its scheduled itinerary, with a port call scheduled in Colon, Panama.


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THE QUINTESSENTIAL DEFINITION OF IRONY!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6390291.stm

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WTF!?!?!


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By Bill Cotterell

TALLAHASSEE -- A state legislator whose district is home to thousands of Caribbean immigrants wants to ban the term "illegal alien" from the state's official documents.

"I personally find the word 'alien' offensive when applied to individuals, especially to children," said Sen. Frederica Wilson, D-Miami. "An alien to me is someone from out of space."

She has introduced a bill providing that: "A state agency or official may not use the term 'illegal alien' in an official document of the state." There would be no penalty for using the words.

In Miami-Dade County, Wilson said, "we don't say 'alien,' we say 'immigrant.'"

She said she encountered the situation when trying to pass a bill allowing children of foreigners to get in-state tuition at colleges and universities. Wilson, who directs a dropout prevention and education program in Miami, said she politely asks witnesses at public hearings on such issues not to use the term.

"There are students in our schools whose parents are trying to become citizens and we shouldn't label them," she said. "They are immigrants, through no fault of their own, not aliens."

Wilson said the first word isn't as bad as the second.

"'Illegal,' I can live with, but I like 'undocumented' better," she said.

Asked if her bill (SB 2154) might run afoul of Gov. Charlie Crist's "plain speaking" mandate for government agencies, Wilson said, "I think getting rid of 'alien' would be plain speaking."


Let us take a stroll here and see that this chick is out of her mind.

Proof 1:
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"I personally find the word 'alien' offensive when applied to individuals, especially to children," said Sen. Frederica Wilson


How can see personally find it offensive?  Her last name is Wilson!?  Is she an illegal?  No!  Then she can't take personal offense to it.

Also, how is it more offensive to call a child illegal alien than an adult?  Would there be a harsher penalty for calling a kid that?

Proof 2:
Quote:
"An alien to me is someone from out of space."


So is she offended because our little grey friends and our little Mexican friends would be confused who we were reffering to in when we say illegal alien?  This chick is nuts!

Proof 3:
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She has introduced a bill providing that: "A state agency or official may not use the term 'illegal alien' in an official document of the state." There would be no penalty for using the words.


WHY GO THROUGH ALL THE BIG DEAL WITH MAKING A BILL AND PASSING A LAW IF THERE IS NO PENALTY!  Obviously she doesn't know her own procedures because what she wants is probably for her fellow politicians to not say those two "offensive" words.  So she needs to pass an amendment to her own procedures of the state congress.

Proof 4: (sorry I'm basically re-quoting the article but she's just that big of a moron!)
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In Miami-Dade County, Wilson said, "we don't say 'alien,' we say 'immigrant.'"


Well I take offense to the word immigrant that's put after illegal.  My family came over here (generations ago) legally.  I don't want the word immigrant associated with the word illegal.  And I CAN take offense to that (if I really felt that way) because my people really WERE immigrants.

Proof 5:
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"There are students in our schools whose parents are trying to become citizens and we shouldn't label them," she said.


Wait for it......

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"They are immigrants, through no fault of their own, not aliens."


SHE JUST LABELED THEM IMMIGRANTS!!!  We shouldn't label them...they are immigrants!  What?!  Is this chick serious.  Someone needs to through her butt to the curb...in Mexico.

She does not convince me that alien is a bad term.  Heck I'd like to be called an alien.  That sounds cool.  Immigrant remind me of Godfather II.  Does she want to offend Italian-American with her racial slurs?!

Proof 6:
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"'Illegal,' I can live with, but I like 'undocumented' better," she said.


Yes because we love double speak (aka political correctness) in our government.

Next she'll say:

War Is Peace
Ignorance Is Strength
Freedom Is Slavery

Proof 7:
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Asked if her bill (SB 2154) might run afoul of Gov. Charlie Crist's "plain speaking" mandate for government agencies, Wilson said, "I think getting rid of 'alien' would be plain speaking."


Really?!  Hmm ok:

Ex1 - Illegal alien
Ex 2 - Undocumented immigrant

The second one just sounds like a person got stopped for speeding and left their license at home.

Let's drop this chick off the boarder and if she comes back we post these pictures around her all day!

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And who says our government run schools are trying to make our kids socialists...wait...what?!

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The Tennessee Center for Policy Research, an independent, nonprofit and nonpartisan research organization committed to achieving a freer, more prosperous Tennessee through free market policy solutions, issued a press release late Monday:


Last night, Al Gore’s global-warming documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, collected an Oscar for best documentary feature, but the Tennessee Center for Policy Research has found that Gore deserves a gold statue for hypocrisy.

Gore’s mansion, [20-room, eight-bathroom] located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to the Nashville Electric Service (NES).

In his documentary, the former Vice President calls on Americans to conserve energy by reducing electricity consumption at home.

The average household in America consumes 10,656 kilowatt-hours (kWh) per year, according to the Department of Energy. In 2006, Gore devoured nearly 221,000 kWh—more than 20 times the national average.

Last August alone, Gore burned through 22,619 kWh—guzzling more than twice the electricity in one month than an average American family uses in an entire year. As a result of his energy consumption, Gore’s average monthly electric bill topped $1,359.

Since the release of An Inconvenient Truth, Gore’s energy consumption has increased from an average of 16,200 kWh per month in 2005, to 18,400 kWh per month in 2006.

Gore’s extravagant energy use does not stop at his electric bill. Natural gas bills for Gore’s mansion and guest house averaged $1,080 per month last year.

“As the spokesman of choice for the global warming movement, Al Gore has to be willing to walk to walk, not just talk the talk, when it comes to home energy use,” said Tennessee Center for Policy Research President Drew Johnson.

In total, Gore paid nearly $30,000 in combined electricity and natural gas bills for his Nashville estate in 2006.

For Further Information, Contact:
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Well, there's an inconvenient truth for you.  Don't forget about his other three homes, too!

I bet I know why his energy use is so high - he's powering the Internet!  He did invent it, after all!

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I wrote about this story in my Random Observation post...which seems like only I read 11 times he he.

But still he claims that he makes up for it by giving money to alternative energy projects?

That just means he's giving money to fund research into a tech that hasn't been invented yet.  He's not doing a 1 to 1 ratio of something like for every gallon of gas he uses in his honking SUV he uses 100 watts on his electric car that he stole from Ford.

This is what corporations do.  They are each alloted to pollute a certain amount.  However these corporations being thrifty as all heck they've begun trading unused amounts with other companies and thus pollute more. 

I have a good thought...someone should just take out all but 500 million people from the world...that's how we save the world...one death at a time.  Isn't that right NWO?

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Remember how Al Gore bought stock in a company to offset his house?

Ya it appears that he's paying into a company he founded and is getting rich off it!

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NEW YORK, March 1, 2007 - Was Nas right, when he titled his album "Hip-Hop Is Dead"?
Music sales overall are down, but rap sales in particular have dropped 21 percent from 2005 to 2006. For the first time in 12 years, the top ten best-selling albums of the year did not include a rap album. A poll of black Americans by The Associated Press and AOL-Black Voices last year revealed 50 percent of respondents said hip-hop was a negative force in American society.

David Banner dismisses the criticisms, saying rappers discussing such negative things that they encounter in their lives bring certain things to light. Banner says even when he does positive songs, fans go for songs such as "Like A Pimp" instead.

As he puts it, "I wish America would just be honest. America is sick....America loves violence and sex."


Finally is white American realizing they are not cool enough to be black?  I remember hearing a poll that something as high as 70 - 90% of all rap music was bought by white males.  Does that say anything about the identity both racially and culturally about white youths of America?

Plus this David Banner guy who puts out rap music says America is sick?  Well isn't he the one that's putting out the music?  Maybe if he rapped about what was "real in their lives" like ghetto living or racial inequality maybe I'd buy his story.  However I find it hard to believe that anyone but the rappers themselves can identify with drinking Crystal, buying diamonds, having 2 chicks at once, and having pit bulls, spinners, and  doing nasty things to women.  No sir, I call shenanigans on you!

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Dang it, you beat me to it!  Oh well, mine is bigger!

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NEW YORK — Maybe it was the umpteenth coke-dealing anthem or soft-porn music video. Perhaps it was the preening antics that some call reminiscent of Stepin Fetchit.

The turning point is hard to pinpoint. But after 30 years of growing popularity, rap music is now struggling with an alarming sales decline and growing criticism from within about the culture's negative effect on society.

Rap insider Chuck Creekmur, who runs the leading Web site Allhiphop.com, says he got a message from a friend recently "asking me to hook her up with some Red Hot Chili Peppers because she said she's through with rap. A lot of people are sick of rap ... the negativity is just over the top now."

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The rapper Nas, considered one of the greats, challenged the condition of the art form when he titled his latest album "Hip-Hop is Dead." It's at least ailing, according to recent statistics: Though music sales are down overall, rap sales slid a whopping 21 percent from 2005 to 2006, and for the first time in 12 years no rap album was among the top 10 sellers of the year. A recent study by the Black Youth Project showed a majority of youth think rap has too many violent images. In a poll of black Americans by The Associated Press and AOL-Black Voices last year, 50 percent of respondents said hip-hop was a negative force in American society.

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Nicole Duncan-Smith grew up on rap, worked in the rap industry for years and is married to a hip-hop producer. She still listens to rap, but says it no longer speaks to or for her. She wrote the children's book "I Am Hip-Hop" partly to create something positive about rap for young children, including her 4-year-old daughter.

"I'm not removed from it, but I can't really tell the difference between Young Jeezy and Yung Joc. It's the same dumb stuff to me," says Duncan-Smith, 33. "I can't listen to that nonsense ... I can't listen to another black man talk about you don't come to the 'hood anymore and ghetto revivals ... I'm from the 'hood. How can you tell me you want to revive it? How about you want to change it? Rejuvenate it?"

Hip-hop also seems to be increasingly blamed for a variety of social ills. Studies have attempted to link it to everything from teen drug use to increased sexual activity among young girls.

Even the mayhem that broke out in Las Vegas during last week's NBA All-Star Game was blamed on hip-hoppers. "(NBA Commissioner) David Stern seriously needs to consider moving the event out of the country for the next couple of years in hopes that young, hip-hop hoodlums would find another event to terrorize," columnist Jason Whitlock, who is black, wrote on AOL.

While rap has been in essence pop music for years, and most rap consumers are white, some worry that the black community is suffering from hip-hop — from the way America perceives blacks to the attitudes and images being adopted by black youth.

But the rapper David Banner derides the growing criticism as blacks joining America's attack on young black men who are only reflecting the crushing problems within their communities. Besides, he says, that's the kind of music America wants to hear.

"Look at the music that gets us popular — 'Like a Pimp,'," says Banner, naming his hit.

"What makes it so difficult is to know that we need to be doing other things. But the truth is at least us talking about what we're talking about, we can bring certain things to the light," he says. "They want (black artists) to shuck and jive, but they don't want us to tell the real story because they're connected to it."

Criticism of hip-hop is certainly nothing new — it's as much a part of the culture as the beats and rhymes. Among the early accusations were that rap wasn't true music, its lyrics were too raw, its street message too polarizing. But they rarely came from the youthful audience itself, which was enraptured with genre that defined them as none other could.

"As people within the hip-hop generation get older, I think the criticism is increasing," says author Bakari Kitwana, who is currently part of a lecture tour titled "Does Hip-Hop Hate Women?"

"There was a more of a tendency when we were younger to be more defensive of it," he adds.

During her '90s crusade against rap's habit of degrading women, the late black activist C. Dolores Tucker certainly had few allies within the hip-hop community, or even among young black women. Backed by folks like conservative Republican William Bennett, Tucker was vilified within rap circles.

In retrospect, "many of us weren't listening," says Tracy Denean Sharpley-Whiting, a professor at Vanderbilt University and author of the new book "Pimps Up, Ho's Down: Hip-Hop's Hold On Young Black Women."

"She was onto something, but most of us said, 'They're not calling me a bitch, they're not talking about me, they're talking about THOSE women.' But then it became clear that, you know what? Those women can be any women."

One rap fan, Bryan Hunt, made the searing documentary "Hip-Hop: Beyond Beats and Rhymes," which debuted on PBS this month. Hunt addresses the biggest criticisms of rap, from its treatment of women to the glorification of the gangsta lifestyle that has become the default posture for many of today's most popular rappers.

"I love hip-hop," Hunt, 36, says in the documentary. "I sometimes feel bad for criticizing hip-hop, but I want to get us men to take a look at ourselves."

Even dances that may seem innocuous are not above the fray. Last summer, as the "Chicken Noodle Soup" song and accompanying dance became a sensation, Baltimore Sun pop critic Rashod D. Ollison mused that the dance — demonstrated in the video by young people stomping wildly from side to side — was part of the growing minstrelization of rap music.

"The music, dances and images in the video are clearly reminiscent of the era when pop culture reduced blacks to caricatures: lazy 'coons,' grinning 'pickaninnies,' sexually super-charged 'bucks,"' he wrote.

And then there's the criminal aspect that has long been a part of rap. In the '70s, groups may have rapped about drug dealing and street violence, but rap stars weren't the embodiment of criminals themselves. Today, the most popular and successful rappers boast about who has murdered more foes and rhyme about dealing drugs as breezily as other artists sing about love.

Creekmur says music labels have overfed the public on gangsta rap, obscuring artists who represent more positive and varied aspects of black life, like Talib Kweli, Common and Lupe Fiasco.

"It boils down to a complete lack of balance, and whenever there's a complete lack of balance people are going to reject it, whether it's positive or negative," Creekmur says.

Yet Banner says there's a reason why acts like KRS-One and Public Enemy don't sell anymore. He recalled that even his own fans rebuffed positive songs he made — like "Cadillac on 22s," about staying away from street life — in favor of songs like "Like a Pimp."

"The American public had an opportunity to pick what they wanted from David Banner," he says. "I wish America would just be honest. America is sick. ... America loves violence and sex."


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Titanic... $29.99
Clinton... $29.99
Titanic... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love
and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love
and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton... Let's not go there.
Titanic... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
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Passer-by uses gun to halt attack
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Police place Henry Watson, 42, of Jackson into a cruiser Sunday afternoon after he allegedly attacked his wife, Gracie Watson, reportedly stabbing her then pouring gas on her and trying to set her on fire outside Family Dollar at the intersection of Hanging Moss Road and Nakoma Drive.
     
As customers watched in horror Sunday afternoon, a man stabbed a woman and attempted to set her on fire in the parking lot of a Jackson store, witnesses said.

The attack was stopped by a passer-by, who held the man at gunpoint until police arrived, witnesses said.

The suspect, Henry Watson, 42, was arrested and is expected to face aggravated assault charges, Jackson Police Department Cmdr. Lee Vance said. Watson's wife, Gracie Watson, 42, was transported to the University of Mississippi Medical center, where she was listed in good condition.

"It wasn't five minutes from when she had left my line when I heard a scream outside," said Theresa Stuckey, a cashier at the Family Dollar at 516 Nakoma Drive in Jackson. "I looked out, and (the attacker) was on top of her stabbing her, and stabbing her and stabbing her.

"She was screaming, 'Help, he's trying to kill me!' She was rolling on the ground, trying to get out of the way, but he kept stabbing her. He stabbed her about 20 times in the neck, back and arms."

As the attack continued, people were yelling at the man to stop and honking their horns, Stuckey said. She said she called 911.

"He was just standing over her hacking away," said Dolly Baker, who had just left the Save-A-Lot store next door when she saw the attack.

Baker said she watched the man pour gasoline on the victim then try to strike a match.

"He was literally trying to kill that lady in broad daylight," she said.

Baker said a passer-by stopped the attack.

"He told the man, 'Stop, or I'm going to shoot. And if you run, I'm going to kill you,' " Baker said.

The man held Watson at bay until police arrived at the scene.

"Right now, all we know is that (Watson) attacked his wife. For what reason, we don't know," Jackson Police Department Sgt. Eric Smith said.

Police said they are looking for the passer-by who stopped the attack and would like to talk to him but don't know who he is or where he went.

The incident occurred about 3:50 p.m.

Smith said he did not know exactly how many times Gracie Watson was stabbed but said it was more than 10 times.


Yes why should we have guns in the world?  To stop these sick people from doing what they do.

Also look at the other "good samaritans" /sarcstic ooo honking your  horn and saying "Hey!"  Good job...you really stopped that guy from KILLING HIS WIFE!!!

This is why the world is the way it is...a decrepit hell hole.  No one wants to help their fellow man and when they do they are touted as rare heroes.  It shouldn't be that rare, people.

Is it just me or does this remind anyone of the opening of Boondock Saints speech?

"This poor soul....no body wanted to get involved..."

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Was that a concealed weapon?  YES, I think it was!

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Gingrich tells Christian group of affair

By BEN EVANS, Associated Press WriterThu Mar 8, 8:37 PM ET

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with a conservative Christian group.

"The honest answer is yes," Gingrich, a potential 2008 Republican presidential candidate, said in an interview with Focus on the Family founder James Dobson to be aired Friday, according to a transcript provided to The Associated Press. "There are times that I have fallen short of my own standards. There's certainly times when I've fallen short of God's standards."

Gingrich argued in the interview, however, that he should not be viewed as a hypocrite for pursuing Clinton's infidelity.

"The president of the United States got in trouble for committing a felony in front of a sitting federal judge," the former Georgia congressman said of Clinton's 1998 House impeachment on perjury and obstruction of justice charges. "I drew a line in my mind that said, 'Even though I run the risk of being deeply embarrassed, and even though at a purely personal level I am not rendering judgment on another human being, as a leader of the government trying to uphold the rule of law, I have no choice except to move forward and say that you cannot accept ... perjury in your highest officials."

Widely considered a mastermind of the Republican revolution that swept Congress in the 1994 elections, Gingrich remains wildly popular among many conservatives. He has repeatedly placed near the top of Republican presidential polls recently, even though he has not formed a campaign.

Gingrich has said he is waiting to see how the Republican field shapes up before deciding in the fall whether to run.

Reports of extramarital affairs have dogged him for years as a result of two messy divorces, but he has refused to discuss them publicly.

Gingrich, who frequently campaigned on family values issues, divorced his second wife, Marianne, in 2000 after his attorneys acknowledged Gingrich's relationship with his current wife, Callista Bisek, a former congressional aide more than 20 years younger than he is.

His first marriage, to his former high school geometry teacher, Jackie Battley, ended in divorce in 1981. Although Gingrich has said he doesn't remember it, Battley has said Gingrich discussed divorce terms with her while she was recuperating in the hospital from cancer surgery.

Gingrich married Marianne months after the divorce.

"There were times when I was praying and when I felt I was doing things that were wrong. But I was still doing them," he said in the interview. "I look back on those as periods of weakness and periods that I'm ... not proud of."

Gingrich's congressional career ended in 1998 when he abruptly resigned from Congress after poor showings from Republicans in elections and after being reprimanded by the House ethics panel over charges that he used tax-exempt funding to advance his political goals.


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Well he never had a chance with people who want to keep the Constitution and more importantly the 1st Amendment.  Newt has been quoted as saying we need to limit the 1st Amendment more and more.  Obviously this "conservative" wants to be so conservative that we go all the way back to English rule!!!

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While leaders of teachers unions waited at the Capitol for word about a possible 3.5 percent raise for their members, the Senate voted to hike lawmakers' annual pay by 33 percent, to $20,000.

The raise bill came Thursday morning from the Senate Finance Committee, which followed some of the advice of The Citizens Legislative Compensation Commission, according to Chairman Walt Helmick, D-Pocahontas.

The commission recommended increasing both annual salaries and various per-day and expense payments for the 100  delegates and 34 senators, who now receive a base pay of $15,000.

If passed, the proposal would raise legislators' salaries to $20,000. The commission originally recommended to boost pay to $25,000 by 2009, which would have made West Virginia the highest-paid part-time legislature of its kind in the country.

Senate President Earl Ray Tomblin said the pay for the part-time Legislature goes toward the expenses members incur making constituent visits and traveling their districts. The bill provides for paying $5,000 a month during January, February and March and then $625 a month in April through November. It also includes mileage reimbursements for lawmakers.

"You have to compensate people,'' Tomblin said. "This isn't the 60-day-a-year job it might have been 20 years ago.''

That likely won't sit well with teachers and other public employees who have been pushing hard this session for raises, union representatives said.

"I can't imagine it not rubbing people the wrong way,'' said West Virginia Education Association President Chuck DeLauder, who was waiting outside the House of Delegates for a vote on the bill giving teachers a raise.

Senators said they expect some criticism.

"Is there ever a good time for legislators to give themselves a pay raise?'' asked Tomblin, D-Logan.

The measure now goes to the House of Delegates.

The West Virginia Legislature last voted to raise its pay in 1994, when it had been $6,500. The legislation sparked a public outcry and an unsuccessful legal challenge.

As a separate branch of government, the Legislature is the only body that can set its pay.

"It would be nice to put it in the hands of somebody else,'' said Sen. Karen Facemyer, R-Jackson, who voted for the bill. "But we have to act on it.''

Matt Turner, a spokesman for Gov. Joe Manchin, said Manchin is waiting to see what the House of Delegates does with the bill before making a decision.

Meanwhile, Delegate Ron Thompson, D-Raleigh, said in a statement Thursday he doesn't plan to take any pay for the current session. Thompson has missed virtually the entire session and was briefly removed from office before being reinstated.

"I cannot fathom anybody, especially specific House members, ever thinking I was going to accept full pay for not being there,'' he said. "How in the world could I do that in good conscience?''

Thompson said he plans to attend some of the few remaining House floor sessions, and then work with the House clerk's office to settle on an appropriate amount of pay for the remainder of 2007. Thompson was not present at House floor sessions Thursday morning or afternoon.

Thompson has said he is suffering from clinical depression. He has missed virtually every legislative function since the close of the 2006 session, although he did take the oath of office at the Capitol this month.


Don't you love politicians.  This mirrored the US Congress.  They debated and debated to raising soldiers' pay and benefits and giving them much needed military resources...all turned down.  Yet every time the fiscally conservative, Republican controlled Congress brought up a pay hike for themselves they quickly and without much debate passed it.  Isn't this like making murder dependents their own jury to decided their guilt or innocence.  I really do believe we need to have laws that allow the American people vote on whether their politicians are doing a good enough job to get a raise.  And it pains me to say it but Nancy Pelosi was the person that retracted the pay hikes saying it was wrong.  However I think she had more of a "I'm taking a stance right off the bat to get in good with the undecideds" than it being right or wrong.

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I realize it's never pleasant to hear about any legislative body voting a pay raise for themselves, but $20,000 is an extremely insignificant amount.  I'm guessing most legislators work at least an average of 20 hours per week (if not in Congress then doing other things related to office.  If that's true (and I'm guessing it's very low compared to actuality) then they're only paying themselves $20 per hour.  That's hardly anything these days, especially for a politician who probably spent years in college.

This one's a no go.  If you want to get me riled, let's talk about federal judges demanding a pay raise because $120,000 per year isn't enough for them.

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You don't think $20/hour is decent?!  I'm sorry but that's good money for government work.  Whereas police officers and military people get paid less than that.

Also do we know how much the Supreme Court makes.  I've heard Justice Roberts claim that being paid so little is a "constitutional crisis" and that foreign judges feel "sorry for the SC judges".  I understand these people are very important.  However they have complete job security and can pick what cases they want to hear.

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I grew up worshipping Optimus Prime. The animated TRANSFORMERS MOVIE shaped my life. It taught me about friendship and responsibility, valor and pride. And most importantly it taught me that if I die, I should for no reason ever give the matrix of leadership to Ultra Magnus. Because that's just a bad day for everyone.

Therefore, I don't really need a new development to get me more excited about the upcoming Michael Bay TRANSFORMERS movie. That said, there is one anyway: turns out that when the MPAA took a look at the first cut for the movie, they slapped it with a rating of "R" for intense action and violence. Apparently, Bay didn't want to cut the film and so instead, decided to call on the help of Steven Spielberg - who serves as executive producer on the movie - to ask the MPAA to have a change of heart. Turns out that's exactly what happened as the film has now been given a PG-13 rating.

What this hopefully means is that anybody who was worried about how Bay would handle the source material can at the very least rest assured that there's going to be some real action and bloodshed involved. I'm not sure how great that is in the grand scheme of things, but at least we can rest fairly assured that Bay's movie is going to be a mature one... (Thanks to ElderPredator for the tip.)

Extra Tidbit: Some of the shots of the shuttle launch that are seen in the TRANSFORMERS Teaser are from Ron Howard's Apollo 13.


What? The MPAA is influenced by producers with power? I can not accept that they would compromise their ethics in this way!
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Which is exactly why the .gov should take over movie and video game ratings!

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Ha ha.  Ya know I wouldn't mind the MPAA as much if all they did was list things like "Nudity, Language, Drug Use, Sex Acts...etc" but to anyone who's seen This Film Is Not Yet Rated you know how biased these people are.
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According to an article in today's Variety, MPAA chairman Dan Glickman is trying to find a new rating that will group together the movies that currently tip the dirtier scale of the R-rating -- the 'hard R' films that contain copious amounts of nudity, the f-word every three seconds, or gruesome torture-horror imagery, for instance. The move is apparently being motivated by outraged parents who can't believe what is allowed under today's R-rating and demand there be something new between PG-13 and R to let parents know whether they are allowing their teenage children to see a 'soft R' or a 'hard R.' The article reminds us that this debate has been had over and over throughout the years, and that X-rated films like Midnight Cowboy even won Academy Awards before the rating was 'overtaken' by the adult film industry.

The MPAA is also under pressure from the studios to get rid of the NC-17 rating, because its association with heavy sexual content has made it almost worthless -- Blockbuster refuses to carry any DVDs rated NC-17, for example. Many daily newspapers also refuse ads for NC-17 films, even though unrated films with similar content can sometimes skirt by, the article notes. Cinematical recently interviewed Kirby Dick, director of This Film Is Not Yet Rated, about the pros and cons of the current ratings system, if you want to know more.


Why are parents "outraged" at what's let in at R ratings?  Are these parents not letting their child out of the house until their kids are 35?  I claim shenanigans on the MPAA for trying to this maneuver.  This is almost as stupid as say....having bomb sniffing dogs trained to sniff out "illegal DVDs" at airports, even though there would be no way for the dogs could tell the difference between legal ones and illegal ones...oh wait...

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Maybe they should just ditch the acronyms altogether and go with a straight age rating system?  Perhaps...

Rated 5+ for Disney crap
Rated 13+ for the average movie
Rated 16+ for violent movies

Whatever.  It's the parents' responsibility to know what their child is watching, period.

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BALTIMORE — Police arrested a 7-year-old boy, handcuffed him and took his mug shot and fingerprints on a charge of riding a motorized dirt bike on a sidewalk.

At the station, Gerard Mungo Jr. was handcuffed to a bench and interrogated before being released to his parents.

"They scared me," Gerard told The Baltimore Examiner before breaking down in tears.

The arrest came after an officer saw Gerard riding his dirt bike on the sidewalk in east Baltimore on Tuesday, police spokesman Matt Jablow said.

The boy's mother, Kikisa Dinkins, said he was sitting on the bike with the motor off on the sidewalk when an officer grabbed him by the collar and pulled him off.

"I told them to let go of my baby," Dinkins said. "Since when do you pull a 7-year-old child by his neck and drag him?"

Dinkins said she called for a police supervisor to intervene, but the confrontation continued to escalate after the supervisor arrived.

"They started yelling at him, 'Do you know what you did wrong, son?'" Dinkins said. "He was so scared he ran upstairs."

Police arrested Gerard and confiscated the bike.

The incident brought new heat on a department already under fire for what critics call unnecessary arrests.

Police commissioner Leonard Hamm said in a statement that although the city has an ongoing concern about the nuisance of dirt bikes, the arrest "was not consistent with my philosophy of trying to solve problems in the neighborhoods."

Mayor Sheila Dixon said she planned to look into the case. "As a mother and as a parent, I am bothered by it," she said.

Dinkins said the incident scarred her son. "This has changed his life," she said. "He'll never be the same."


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pfft, unless i see a rodney king video that cop was well within his right to grab, shake, and yell at children.  plus everyone knows children don't have souls...
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Ya and I don't even believe in cops...they're made up just like gnomes, leprechauns, and eskimos.

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Gnomes are real.  Haven't you ever met Spankette?

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i am so telling
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I said vacuum!
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http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN1927997820070319

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DETROIT (Reuters) - With bidding stalled on some of the least desirable residences in Detroit's collapsing housing market, even the fast-talking auctioneer was feeling the stress.

"Folks, the ground underneath the house goes with it. You do know that, right?" he offered.

After selling house after house in the Motor City for less than the $29,000 it costs to buy the average new car, the auctioneer tried a new line: "The lumber in the house is worth more than that!"


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Mere and I have been looking at houses lately in the Kalamazoo-Sturgis stretch.  Between the relatively low interest rates (somewhere around 7% right now) and insanely low housing prices, I have a feeling that we've picked a perfect time to go house shopping.

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so.....

step 1: buy a house.
step 2: build the nascar room.
step 3: profit?


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Actually, it was a cooperative invention.  We came up with the idea together.

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If you do build this so called "NASCAR Room"  you should make everyone always turn left in whatever they do.

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thats easy, it curves to the left so thats the way mere is going at least....zing!
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I hate you so much.

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Law and Order and Guns - Rudy has some funny views on guns; he’d better beware if Thompson enters the race.
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One person’s “reasonable and sensible” gun laws aren’t always another’s. So when Rudy Giuliani recognizes that the Second Amendment guarantees people the right to bear arms subject to “reasonable and sensible” laws, it really doesn’t tell us much. Yet one thing is for sure though: Giuliani is hardly a “strict constructionist” on constitutional matters, at least when it comes to the Second Amendment. It is a long ways from “shall not be infringed” to “shall infringe whenever Congress has a ‘reasonable and sensible’ justification.”

For those who support the Second Amendment, the main problem is that Giuliani has rarely met a gun regulation he didn’t see as “reasonable and sensible.” In 2000, he pointed out how he was “a very strong supporter of gun-control legislation” and called for everything from federal gun-licensing and registration to banning guns based upon their price.

Only in the last couple of months has he finally gone on the record as opposing a gun law: he came out against re-imposing the assault-weapons ban. Yet he originally supported this law when it was first adopted, and he wanted it renewed as recently as 2004, when it expired.

His support for all these gun laws isn’t too surprising given his belief that “the single biggest connection between violent crime and an increase in violent crime is the presence of guns in your society . . . . the more guns you take out of society, the more you are going to reduce murder. The less guns you take out of society, the more it is going to go up.”

Giuliani is justifiably proud of New York City’s dramatic drops in violent crime during the 1990s, but his claim that “the single biggest” factor was taking guns off the street is weak, to say the least. There is no academic research by economists or criminologists that indicates that gun control mattered at all. But there are other more obvious explanations, including the massive increase in the number of full-time sworn police officers, which grew from 26,844 in 1990 to 55,408 by 2000. The growth in the per capita number of officers in New York City was roughly five times the rate in other large cities. The city also greatly improved its hiring standards and increased officer pay.

Giuliani’s rationalizing of New York City’s suit against the gun makers also tells something about his views. In justifying the lawsuit, Giuliani claimed that the gun makers were “deliberately manufacturing many more firearms than can be bought for legitimate purposes of hunting and law enforcement.” He refused to acknowledge any other legitimate uses for guns, including civilians using guns for self-defense. His statements frequently sounds as if they came directly from the Clinton administration during the 1990s.

Without accepting the possibility of self-defense, it is not surprising that he doesn’t see any risks to laws that mandate trigger locks or ban inexpensive guns. Locking up guns defeats their purpose for people using them for defense. A lot of gangs may like inexpensive guns, but so too do poor law-abiding people in high-crime urban neighborhoods.

The one saving grace for many social conservatives is Giuliani’s promise to appoint judges who are strict constructionists. In an interview with Sean Hannity, Giuliani noted, “I appointed over 100 judges when I was the mayor — so it’s something I take very, very seriously — I would appoint judges that interpreted the Constitution rather than invented it, understood the difference between being a judge and being a legislator.” But conservatives counting on this might be more than a little disappointed: At least 89 percent of Giuliani’s nominees were Democrats, with some pretty outlandish decisions that no one would classify as fitting in with “strict constructionism.”

The one thing that Giuliani probably does have going for him is that, on the gun issue, his opponents are either even worse (John McCain) or possibly no better (Mitt Romney, who supports renewing the so-called “assault-weapons ban” and who signed into law draconian gun legislation while governor of Massachusetts). That would all change dramatically if former Senator Fred Thompson were to enter the race. Thompson has been rock solid on people’s right to defend themselves.

Giuliani has many positive traits, but his past positions on guns isn’t one of them.


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I read this and thought..."Odd"

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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - Lucky and Flo, the two Labradors who helped sniff out nearly one million illegal discs last week within days of joining Malaysia's anti-piracy effort, have been moved to a safe house, a news report said Thursday.

The New Straits Times reported that a source had tipped off officials about a bounty offered for killing the sniffer dogs, who are on loan for a month from the Motion Picture Association of America. The amount was not disclosed.

"The dogs are a genuine threat to the pirated disc syndicates, thus the instruction to eliminate them," Firdaus Zakaria, the enforcement director of the Ministry of Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs, was quoted as saying.

He did not elaborate on the information received by the ministry.

Lucky and Flo, who were pressed into service on March 13, gained fame after they sniffed out a massive shipment of pirated movie DVDs in an office complex in southern Johor state on March 19.

The canines detected the discs hidden behind locked doors, which officials broke open with crowbars to reveal a cache of nearly one million discs worth US$2.8 million. Five Malaysians and a Vietnamese man also were arrested in the operation.

It is the first time dogs have been used by authorities anywhere in the world to detect contraband discs, according to Mike Ellis, regional director for the MPAA.

The MPAA says its members - including top Hollywood studios Paramount Pictures, Warner Bros., 20th Century Fox and Universal - lost $1.2 billion to Asia-Pacific movie pirates in 2006.


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"The MPAA says its members - including top Hollywood studios Paramount Pictures, Warner Bros., 20th Century Fox and Universal - lost $1.2 billion to Asia-Pacific movie pirates in 2006. "

and these numbers come from?...

by the way, i lost 2 million in sales last year...i think the mpaa should sniff out where those went too because they seem awesome at it!
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they assume that every person that buys a pirated dvd or watches one, would have paid 8 bucks to go see it in the theater or 20 bucks to buy it on dvd. It makes perfect sense when you are a crazy person.
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so...since they know when anyone buys or watches a pirated dvd you would think that they would keep better tabs on them.


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A CANCER victim accuses his sister of condemning him to death by refusing to donate bone marrow for an operation.
Father-of-three Simon Pretty, who has a rare tissue type, is likely to die from leukemia within months unless he receives a transplant.

His sister, Helen Pretty, 43, is a perfect match, but he said she had turned down the chance to save him.

Mr Pretty's death would leave his wife, Jacqueline, to raise Rebecca, 8, Jack, 6, and Benjamin, 3.

The human resources manager from Mobberley, Cheshire, UK, is receiving aggressive chemotherapy in an attempt to stay alive long enough to find another donor.

Mr Pretty has exhausted the British bone marrow register and doctors are looking for a match on international databases.

"I am on death row," Mr Pretty said.

"I can't believe she (Helen) would let my three children lose their father so unnecessarily.

"We found a prayer in Rebecca's coat that said, 'Please don't let my daddy die from cancer.' That brought tears to my eyes."

Mr Pretty claimed his sister had agreed to be a donor after he had been diagnosed with acute promyelocytic leukemia in July 2004.

He said he had gone into remission, but had suffered a relapse in February -- by which time she had changed her mind.

Jacqueline said: "It is appalling Helen can watch her brother die, knowing she can do something to help him."

She said she had approached her sister-in-law and told her things were desperate and the children thought their father was going to die.

"She said, 'Sorry, I am not doing it -- I am putting my family first'," Jacqueline said.

"I explained there were no risks involved."

Helen Pretty, who runs an education business from the $900,000 home in Wilmslow, Cheshire, she shares with her partner, daughter, 8, and son, 3, declined to comment.


You know things are bad in your relationship with your sibling when something like this happens.  So tell me folks...do you believe that if this man sued his sister from wrongful death that he would have a chance in court?  Or could the courts force her to go through this almost non-existent chance of danger procedure to save her brother?  I just love the last sentence they put in there.  She makes a butt load of money and also has kids who are about the same ages as her brother's kids.  I know it wouldn't be the Christian thing to do but let's watch him recover and watch her get the same strain of cancer.  I wonder if she'd come running to him?

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He would lose in court.  She technically has no legal obligation to save his life.  Immoral?  Yes.  Illegal?  No.

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your right...thats one side of the story


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Stop! BBC staff are not trusted to change lightbulbs

How many BBC staff does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one, it seems - but it must be a safetyaccredited workman called out at £10 a visit.

The corporation's stringent health and safety regulations apparently ban the average employee from performing the simple task themselves.

The ludicrous process was brought to light by a staff member in the BBC's in-house magazine, Ariel.

"I called up to ask for a new lightbulb for my desk lamp and was told this would cost £10," said Louise Wordsworth, a learning project manager.

"On telling them I'd buy and replace the bulb myself (bought for the bargain price of £1 for two bulbs) I was told that it was against health and safety regulations."

The corporation has faced criticism for its complicated internal-market system, first introduced in the 1990s by then-director general John Birt.

Under the system, internal jobs such as changing a lightbulb or fixing a computer are outsourced to separate departments-which then issue invoices accordingly.

The result is a Kaftaesque bureaucracy in which the simple can become very complicated - and very expensive.

In 2005 it was revealed that the outsourced property management firm Land Securities Trillium charged the BBC an astonishing £2,500 to erect nine shelves.

According to furious BBC staff members, the same firm charged £1,000 to erect a sign and £5,500 to install an air conditioning unit worth just £2,000.

Last year, when the second 'i' in the BBC Television Centre sign in West London broke, it took more than a month to fix.

The corporation's own facilities management company, plus two outside contractors, spent thousands of pounds of licence-fee payers' money on the task.

It is thought to have cost £1,100 every time one of the contractors conducted an assessment of the problem.

The profligate spending comes despite the BBC receiving a lowerthanexpected licence-fee settlement this year. In February it was announced that the licence fee will go up by £4, which is less than the rate of inflation.

The corporation is already in the process of making some 4,000 redundancies.

It is expected that the effective cut in its income will mean that it has to make more.

A spokesman for the BBC claimed that Mrs Wordsworth had been given the £10 cost of changing a lightbulb in error.

She added: "BBC staff are permitted to change lightbulbs if they want, however they should follow the appropriate safety precautions, such as ensuring that the light is switched off at the time."


Something like this happen to me at Western at an on campus church service.  We were in kinda a cafeteria a few times and the first time we were there we used the chairs to sit and be comfortable.  We unstacked them from the tables that were to the side and then returned them back neatly to the same place.  Well I guess someone ratted because the university came down on us hard because the janitorial union (which was supposedly being screwed over by the university with outsourcing to a private firm) ran and cried.  Their complaint was that because we took chairs down and put them back we took jobs from them and took food of their families plates.  Are you serious?  We have been using the entire center were we held service for free and at the pleasure of the university.  Yet in this tight room and on uncomfortable floors we had to sit instead of chairs because the union workers weren't working that late when our service was being held.  This is just one of many of the horror stories I have about Western and their janitorial services but this is the one that irked me the most.

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Uh oh, do I hear a union debate coming?

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Man we haven't had a good debate in a loooong time...let's go!

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Four Dead After Sewage Floods Gaza Town
Tuesday, March 27, 2007

UMM NASER VILLAGE, Gaza Strip —  An earth embankment around a cesspool suddenly collapsed Tuesday, spewing a river of sewage and mud that killed four people and forced residents to flee from this village in the northern Gaza Strip, officials said.

A local official blamed shoddy infrastructure in Umm Naser, a town of 3,000, for the disaster.

A 70-year-old woman, two small children and a teenager died in the sudden flood, and 25 people were injured, said Dr. Muawiya Hassanin of the Palestinian Health Ministry. Many of the village's houses were submerged or seriously damaged.

Fadel Kawash, head of the Palestinian Water Authority, said that the level of sewage in the pool had increased over the past few days, creeping up the earth embankments around the pool until one collapsed, "causing the sewage to pour toward the village."

Ziad Abu Farya, head of the village council, described the scene as "our tsunami."

Rescue crews and gunmen from the militant Muslim group Hamas rushed to the area to search for people feared buried under the slide of sewage and mud. Most residents fled or were evacuated. Three children left on a cart pulled by a donkey, heading toward the nearby town of Beit Lahiya.

Angry residents drove reporters out of the area and mobbed government officials who arrived at the scene. When Interior Minister Hani Kawasmeh arrived to survey the damage, his bodyguards fired in the air to disperse the crowd. Initial reports that Kawasmeh had been shot at were apparently incorrect.

"We lost everything. Everything was covered by the flood. It's a disaster," said Amina Afif, 65, whose small shack was destroyed.

The Water Authority's Kawash said Gaza's poor infrastructure was to blame for the accident.

Several major sewage treatment projects funded by foreign donors, including one near Umm Naser, were frozen after Hamas won elections last year. The U.S. and EU consider Hamas a terrorist group.

"We had a project to treat sewage in north Gaza, it was worked on for two years," Kawash said. "We built a pressure pipe line and pumping station," he added. "But it was stopped after ... troubles began."

Hamas spokesman Fawzi Barhoum blamed the "sanctions against Palestinians, including Gaza and the West Bank" for the condition of Gaza's infrastructure.

The Israeli army offered humanitarian assistance to help clean up the spill. There was no word on whether the offer had been accepted.


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March 27: Rescue worker searches for bodies in raw sewage following collapse of cesspool embankment in Gaza village of Umm Naser.


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March 27: Palestinian rescue workers search for bodies after a cesspool embankment collapsed.


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March 27: Palestinian rescue workers search for bodies amongst flooded houses after cesspool embankment collapses in village of Umm Naser, in northern Gaza.


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That's sick...why don't they just get a net and have two people on each bank drag it through?

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"his bodyguards fired in the air to disperse the crowd"

is there any other way to get rid of a crowd?


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SAN FRANCISCO, California (Reuters) -- San Francisco's Board of Supervisors voted Tuesday to become the first U.S. city to ban plastic bags from large supermarkets to help promote recycling.

Under the legislation, beginning in six months large supermarkets and drugstores will not be allowed to offer plastic bags made from petroleum products.

"Many [foreign] cities and nations have already implemented very similar legislation," said Ross Mirkarimi, the city legislator who championed the new law. "It's astounding that San Francisco would be the first U.S. city to follow suit." (What to find out if they'll be saying 'paper or fabric' at the checkout line )

"I am hopeful that other U.S. cities will also adopt similar legislation," he said. "Why wait for the federal government to enact legislation that gets to the core of this problem when local governments can just step up to the plate?"

The city's Department of the Environment said San Francisco uses 181 million plastic grocery bags annually. Plans dating back a decade to encourage recycling of the bags have largely failed, with shoppers returning just one percent of bags, said department spokesman Mark Westland.

Mirkarimi said the ban would save 450,000 gallons of oil a year and remove the need to send 1,400 tons of debris now sent annually to landfills. The new rules would, however, allow recyclable plastic bags, which are not widely used today.

A spokesman for San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, who must approve or veto the legislation, called it sensible. "Chances are good that he is going to sign it," said Nathan Ballard.

Copyright 2007 Reuters. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.


First they banned pistols, then light bulbs, and now... plastic bags.  Way to go, San Fran!

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So umm does that mean we have to cut down more trees to have paper bags?

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I was wondering that same thing.  The hippies' heads will implode once they figure that one out.

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Maybe they'll make us some out of hemp!  I wonder if they recognize plants are "living" too?

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"I'm a vegetarian.  It's not that I love animals, I just really hate vegetables."

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yeah, thats the only reason i would be a vegetarian...to kill more of those blasted plants!


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Beat you, haha!

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he who laughs last....is the best!


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He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.  So... HA!

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TRENTON, N.J. - It took nearly seven hours, the demolition of a bathroom and a sturdy extension ladder for rescue workers to remove a more than 700-pound woman from her home here, officials said.

Rescue workers arrived at the woman's home about 5:45 p.m. Monday in response to reports she had fallen and injured herself in her second-floor bathroom, said Trenton Fire Department Battalion Chief Qareeb Bashir.

They didn't get her out until after midnight.

The undertaking ended up involving dozens of emergency medical responders and firefighters from Trenton and neighboring Ewing.

Firefighters eventually had to dismantle the toilet and radiator, then saw out part of the bathroom wall and window to create a large enough space to move the woman out.

As the hours went by, the woman was in surprisingly good spirits, Bashir said.

"She actually had a pleasant personality. She was laughing and cracking jokes about the situation," Bashir said.

Initially, firefighters had requested a forklift or some other piece of commercial-style equipment to lower her out. But as the hours ticked away with no forklift, they turned to muscle instead of machines to get her out, Bashir said.

After tying her into a metal-framed basket, about a dozen firefighters and emergency medical workers used ropes to lower her down along a metal extension ladder, reinforced with a wooden frame they had constructed.

After lowering her into the backyard, they lifted her into a stretcher with wheels and pushed it along a path of plywood sheets they constructed.

Rescue workers then carried her into a special oversized ambulance, Bashir said.

The woman was taken to Capital Health System's Mercer hospital in Trenton. A hospital spokesman reported her in fair condition Tuesday.

Bashir said it appeared the woman hadn't been downstairs since the autumn, although she was able to move herself to the bathroom.

A neighbor three doors down, Irene Hunter, who has lived in the neighborhood for more than 40 years, said she only saw her neighbor once early last year. Hunter said the woman drove a van, parked it, and quickly walked into the house.

"It was amazing to me then how she could do that," Hunter said.

Hunter said older neighbors, such as herself, usually avoid asking about the affairs of newcomers. But after seeing her street crowded with emergency vehicles on Monday _ including an ambulance that she said resembled a tank _ she thought that might change.

"We, as neighbors, should have been more abreast of what goes on," Hunter said.

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This minivan, in a Mountain View repair shop, has $5,300 ...

It was supposed to be a birthday night out for the kids in San Francisco, but instead turned into a Critical Mass horror show -- complete with a pummeled car, a smashed rear window and little children screaming in terror.

The spontaneous Critical Mass bike rides, in which thousands of free-spirited cyclists roam the city, have been a fixture on the last Friday night of the month since the early 1990s. But even bike-weary cops, who have seen their share of traffic disturbances and minor skirmishes, weren't prepared for what happened during the latest exercise of pedal power.

Here's the story:

Susan Ferrando, her husband, their two children and three preteens had come to San Francisco from Redwood City to celebrate the birthday of Ferrando's 11-year-old daughter. They went to Japantown, where they enjoyed shopping and taking in the blooming cherry blossoms.

Things took a turn for the worse at about 9 p.m., when the family was leaving Japantown -- just as the party of about 3,000 bikers was winding down its monthly red-lights-be-damned ride through the city.

Suddenly, Ferrando said, her car was surrounded by hundreds of cyclists.

Not being from San Francisco, Ferrando thought she might have inadvertently crossed paths with a bicycle race and couldn't figure out why the police, who she had just passed, hadn't warned her.

Confusion, however, quickly turned to terror, she said, when the swarming cyclists began wildly circling around and then running into the sides of her Toyota van.

Filled with panic, Ferrando said, she started inching forward until coming to a stop at Post and Gough streets, where she was surrounded by bikers on all sides.

A biker in front blocked her as another biker began pounding on the windshield. Another was pounding on her window. Another pounded the other side.

"It seemed like they were using their bikes as weapons,'' Ferrando said. One of the bikers then threw his bike -- shattering the rear window and terrifying the young girls inside.

All the while, Ferrando was screaming, "There are children in this car! There are children in this car!"

She had the presence of mind to dial 911 on her cell phone -- and within minutes, the squad of motorcycle cops who were assigned to keep an eye on the ride descended on the scene.

The cyclists were loudly demanding that Ferrando be arrested for hit and run.

According to police, Ferrando had allegedly tapped one of the cyclists' tires.

When the alleged bicycle victim was approached, however, he said he wasn't hurt. He also refused to give his name or any other information.

Then, after a few swear words, the alleged victim took off on his bike while the rest of the crowd continued to yell at both the cops and the van.

Sgt. Ed Callejas -- the lead cop on the scene and a veteran of Critical Mass rides since their inception -- said he'd never seen anything like it before.

"I've seen the bikes swarm cars, and scratch them as they go by. I've seen guys get out of their cars and start fighting with the bikers, but if you had seen the faces on those little girls in tears,'' Callejas said. "All I could do was apologize for what they had been through."

The sergeant suggested that Ferrando write a letter to the mayor.

Estimated damage to the car: $5,300.

For Callejas and other cops assigned to the bike ride, Critical Mass has long been a study in contradictions.

For starters, San Francisco is a "green" city, and bike riding is about as green as you can get -- yet residents and commuters complain endlessly about getting trapped in the rides.

The city tries to ignore the unplanned rides, but there are always cops on hand to monitor the gatherings, even though any kind of traffic planning is impossible because no route is announced.

And even though the rides are held every month, Critical Mass has no organized leadership -- so no one can be held accountable for the group's actions.

In 1997, then-Mayor Willie Brown tried to control the rides. The result was anarchy and mass arrests.

Since then, the rides have shrunk in size. The city's generally hands-off attitude leaves cops as little more than bystanders.

"We sit there and they just go right through the red lights,'' Sgt. Callejas said. "What else can we do? Arrest one rider while 500 keep going?

"The only way to control this is through a massive effort by police and the Sheriff's Department,'' he said.

As for reaction from City Hall, Mayor Gavin Newsom said such acts of violence -- if true -- "only serve to undermine the worthwhile message of Critical Mass, which is to raise the awareness of bike transportation issues."

The mayor also said that -- if the charges are grounded -- he expected the attackers to be "punished to the greatest extent of the law."



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A man who raped a 10-year-old girl was spared a jail sentence yesterday after a High Court judge agreed that the victim looked older.

Describing the case as "wholly exceptional", Mr Justice Roderick Evans said he understood why Liam Edgecombe, a 20-year-old painter, had thought that the child was 16 when they had sex last year.

Edgecombe, who was charged with rape, had entered a guilty plea on a basis accepted by the prosecution - that he believed she was 16, that she was presented as a person of that age and that he was entirely shocked to find out she was only 10.

He was granted a conditional discharge for 18 months but, apart from having to register with the police as a sex offender, no further punishment was imposed on him.

Swansea Crown Court heard how the girl was in the care of a local authority when she was taken on a shopping trip to a branch of Tesco on November 24 last year. Chris Clee, prosecuting, said she pretended to go to the lavatory and took her chance to "disappear".

That night she met Edgecombe outside a pub in the centre of Haverfordwest, west Wales, and he invited her back to his nearby flat in Hill Street, where they had intercourse twice.

Mr Clee said Edgecombe raised the subject of the girl's age but she asked him: "Does it matter?"

He said there was no doubt the girl consented to sex but because of her age the offence amounted to rape.

The following day police spotted her in the centre of the town and she was returned to care workers. She told them what had happened but refused to co-operate with the police inquiry, although officers were able to trace Mr Edgecombe because the girl had mentioned his first name to a social worker.

He admitted what had happened and was "visibly traumatised" on being told the girl was only 10, according to his barrister, Janet Gedrych.

The painter also became so upset that police granted him bail on condition that he leave his flat and go to live with his mother.

"This is an exceptional case," said Miss Gedrych, who added that her client was "embarrassed and ashamed".

Judge Evans viewed photographs of the girl before deciding on a non-custodial sentence, and told the accused: "She was a girl of 10 and you are a man of 20. Those bald facts do not properly represent the true facts of this case.

"The prosecution accepts that you believed she was 16 and that that belief was reasonable. She was looking for a man and got what she wanted."


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• Sex offenders can't live within 2,500 feet of places children might gather
• In an urban area like Miami, this leaves few options for the convicted criminals
• A handful of sex offenders are now living under a bridge
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MIAMI, Florida (CNN) -- The sparkling blue waters off Miami's Julia Tuttle Causeway look as if they were taken from a postcard. But the causeway's only inhabitants see little paradise in their surroundings.

Five men -- all registered sex offenders convicted of abusing children -- live along the causeway because there is a housing shortage for Miami's least welcome residents.

"I got nowhere I can go!" says sex offender Rene Matamoros, who lives with his dog on the shore where Biscayne Bay meets the causeway.

The Florida Department of Corrections says there are fewer and fewer places in Miami-Dade County where sex offenders can live because the county has some of the strongest restrictions against this kind of criminal in the country.

Florida's solution: house the convicted felons under a bridge that forms one part of the causeway.

The Julia Tuttle Causeway, which links Miami to Miami Beach, offers no running water, no electricity and little protection from nasty weather. It's not an ideal solution, Department of Corrections Officials told CNN, but at least the state knows where the sex offenders are.

Nearly every day a state probation officer makes a predawn visit to the causeway. Those visits are part of the terms of the offenders' probation which mandates that they occupy a residence from 10 p.m. to 6 a.m.

But what if a sex offender can't find a place to live?

That is increasingly the case, say state officials, after several Florida cities enacted laws that prohibit convicted sexual offenders from living within 2,500 feet of schools, parks and other places where children might gather. (Watch one sex offender describe how he was forced to give up an apartment Video)

Bruce Grant of the Florida Department of Corrections said the laws have not only kept sex offenders away from children but forced several to live on the street.

"Because of those restrictions, because there are many places that children congregate, because of 2,500 feet, that's almost half a mile, that's a pretty long way when you are talking about an urban area like Miami, so it isn't surprising that we say we are trying but we don't have a place for these people to live in," Grant said.

For several of the offenders, the causeway is their second experience at homelessness. Some of them lived for months in a lot near downtown Miami until officials learned that the lot bordered a center for sexually abused children.

Trudy Novicki, executive director of Kristi House, said the offenders' presence put the center's children at risk. "It was very troublesome to learn that across the street there are people who are sex offenders that could be a danger to our children," she said.
Keeping the rats off

With nowhere to put these men, the Department of Corrections moved them under the Julia Tuttle Causeway. With the roar of cars passing overhead, convicted sex offender Kevin Morales sleeps in a chair to keep the rats off him.

"The rodents come up next to you, you could be sleeping the whole night and they could be nibbling on you," he said.

Morales has been homeless and living under the causeway for about three weeks. He works, has a car and had a rented apartment but was forced to move after the Department of Corrections said a swimming pool in his building put him too close to children.

The convicted felons may not be locked up anymore, but they say it's not much of an improvement.

"Jail is anytime much better than this, than the life than I'm living here now," Morales said. "[In jail] I can sleep better. I get fed three times a day. I can shower anytime that I want to."

Morales said that harsher laws and living conditions for sex offenders may have unintended consequences.

"The tougher they're making these laws unfortunately it's scaring offenders and they're saying, 'You know what, the best thing for me to do is run,'" Morales said.

A Miami Herald investigation two years ago found that 1,800 sex offenders in Florida were unaccounted for after violating probation.

Florida's system for monitoring them needs to be fixed, says state Senator Dave Aronberg, who proposed a bill to increase electronic monitoring and create a uniform statewide limit that would keep them 1,500 feet away from places where children go.

'We need to know where these people are at all times," Aronberg said after CNN invited him to tour the bridge where the sex offenders live. "We need residency restrictions, but just don't have this hodgepodge of every city having something different."

State officials say unless the law changes their hands are tied, and for now the sex offenders will stay where they are: under a bridge in the bay.


Now I'm not one to tout for sex offenders...however I think we are enacting double jeopardy laws when it comes to these offenders.  First off, I have qualms about forcing people to register for life, or a period of time, on a list where their names are freely searched.  However barring that for the sake of this topic...I think it's illogical and does more harm than good to these offenders to put them out on the street.  First of all, where does the offender list his address?  I doubt the sex offenders registry allows you to put "that place where Tony Montana lived before the broke out in Scarface".  Second of all what do you think is going to happen when that offender becomes disenfranchised with his sweet digs as a troll?  Why he'll probably offend again just to go back to jail for a place to stay and some hot food.  This is what over litigation has gotten us.  We first don't keep track of the criminals we want to and then the ones who follow the system are the ones who are hurt more by it.  Do we want a system that works or do we just want headlines in the paper with no follow through...oh that's right I forgot...we're talking about the people who are offenders but are too "high up" to get caught.

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The Tennessee Center for Policy Research (TCPR) recently generated headlines when it announced that former Vice President Al Gore’s Nashville estate “devoured nearly 221,000 kilowatt-hours” of electricity in 2006, “more than 20 times the national average.” This free-market think tank’s phones lit up when it analyzed Nashville Electric Service’s public records and identified an inconvenient gap between Gore’s conservationism and his energy consumption. TCPR’s one-page press release was greeted with enough megawatts of hatred to power the South.

“I was accused several times of being a ‘stupid, redneck bitch,’” recalls TCPR’s vice president Nicole Williams, who fielded numerous calls. “I repeatedly was called a ‘whore’ and asked ‘Whose whore are you?’ for three days straight, almost as if those were talking points… I was shocked by these sexist insults — basically attacking my gender.”

The calls continued beyond Williams’s Nashville office.

“I had to change my home number and get an unlisted number,” Williams tells me. “I got about 10 death threats by phone that made an impression on me. I got the ‘I’m gonna get you’-type threats more than 100 times…I was worried that I would get shot walking to my car.” Williams discovered her obsolete address posted online. “If they could find my old home address, it would not be so hard to find a current one.”

Gore’s defenders also spewed venomous e-mails. They sent TCPR nearly 3,000 Gore-related messages that exhibited the very bigotry the Left routinely denounces. Warning: These offensive, often-vulgar, and occasionally unschooled comments reveal the vitriol behind much of today’s “progressive” rhetoric.

Many e-mails displayed Dixiephobia — an intense disdain for the south and southerners.

After TCPR President Drew Johnson discussed his story on cable news, Kevin Lafferty objected: “Johnson said Gore’s home has gas lamps lining his driveway, a heated pool and an electric gate — all of which would be easy to do without. Well sure, that’s easy enough for you to say when you live in a frickin mobile home in Tennessee, eh Johnson?”

“F**k you, and for that matter, f**k Tennessee,” wrote Thomas Brown. “I’ll never go there again.”

“Why don’t you all go back to shooting one another across the hollows instead of trying to make people think anyone in Tennessee has an ounce of intelligence?” Roger Miller insisted. “Or better yet, get your snaggle tooth grins capped and learn to read and write…Someone who’s traveled the world here, and never ever wants to even fly across your state again.”

“W.T.F. difference would it make if he was [sic] using 1000 times more energy than the average household if it came from clean energy?” Thomas Grinnell wondered. “Don’t think about that too much. It will give your southern mullet a headache.”

“You really should concentrate on what Southerners do best,” D. Hunter advised. “Sodomizing and impregnating little children!”

“You are the most despicable and pathetic types of people of all time,” Christopher LaBarge declared. “I hope you all die slowly and have your hearts and brains trampled to pieces you small-minded, ignorant, backwoods ideologues.”

“GO-F—K-YOURSELVES! GO-F—K-YOURSELVES! GO-F**K-YOURSELVES! GO-F**K-YOURSELVES!”

“Well it’s like I’ve always said, ‘we should have flattened the South when we had the chance!” wrote Mount Laurel, New Jersey’s Robert Dodelin. “If ever you confederates [sic] want to leave the Union please do. We Nothen [sic] states would love to stop having to subsidize you with our tax dollars.”

This anti-southernism mystifies TCPR’s Johnson.

“Some people must believe the Mason-Dixon Line runs between our office and Gore’s mansion,” Johnson says. “No one would call Gore a redneck, but when we uncovered his hypocritical energy use, it somehow made me a sister-dating hillbilly. That’s quite amusing, since Gore and I live in Nashville, less than five miles apart.”

Some e-mails, like Benjamin Greuel’s, reflected anti-religious bias: “Go f**k yourselves you neo con, non-secular, bible thumpin, anti-science dumb f**k pricks.” Similarly, Anthony Black wrote:

You bunch of stupid hick red-necks. I am sure you are quite religious, yet you have no problem destroying His creation with pollution; and, rather than addressing that, you cast dispersions [sic] on Al Gore’s home energy use. Absurd.

Seriously, find one of those nice Tennessee hardwoods, get a nice stick from it, and stick it up your white-bread ignorant a**.

Have a nice day, you ignorant red-neck.


“How about you have a do [sic] humanity a favor and have a stroke,” Russ Smith recommended. “You silly metrosexual twit, need some more hi-lites in your hair?”

Another gay-hater wrote: “You guys are the faggiest fags I’ve ever come across. How do you get any work done, what with all the c**k sucking and such?”

“Keep licking Bush and Cheney’s privates,” Burton Ogle suggested. “Your time is up and we’re moving you’re a**es out.”

Two e-mails feature chillingly violent imagery.

“You people are such slime,” T. J. Williams noted. “You are a total waste of skin and air. Help the environment and jump off a cliff.”

Bob Beaver urged: “Find a hole and stick a knife in it.”

Such anti-intellectual intimidation reflects the high-octane hate that fuels so much Leftist discourse. Rather than simply argue that Johnson, Williams, and their colleagues are misguided or misinformed about global warming, these bullies call them barefoot, same-sex-loving, Winchester-wielding whores, and evangel-yokels. Remember this whenever liberals crow about diversity, tolerance, and open-mindedness.


Tolerance!  Or Else!

This just goes to show that co-existence with liberals is not an option.

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Wow that's a weird story.  Of course you can't blame only the liberal side for non logical thinking.  For example, Bill O'Reilly claiming that people who speak out against the government are "un-American" and my favorite quote is the one where he contradicts himself by saying, "You know those soldiers are fighting for the very freedom that allows you to do this?!"  Well Bill if that freedom is there's then I guess they can use it can't that.  Wouldn't not using it make it worthless to fight over so by using they are actually making the soldiers death's worth something?

Anyways crazies to the left and crazies to the right.  However this is just horrible spin factor we've come to see.  You give facts of what a "conservationist/stop global warming before it's too late" and people will attack the facts rather than the hypocrite.  I think what made the article for me was the sexist remarks made to this poor woman.  I thought the liberals had their thumb on the feminist movement?  Is this empowering the female species to throw off it's shackle of the patriarch and rise to their rightful position to establish the...matriarch?  Boy somebody calling me "whore" and a "female dog" encourages me and changes the facts that Gore is the perfect example of the socialist movement we have in the US.

He believes everyone should change but him and his elite.  You look at Hollywood and it's the same thing.  Celebs want you to give money to overseas people...yet they spend countless money on their pets or cars or clothes.  The middle class is the reason for all the woe in the world!  They must be punished and eliminated.  Gore thinks he'll offset his damage to the environment by throwing money into a corporation that a) he owns and b) only does research and not anything productive.  That's like saying "Yes I shot the guy but I set up a charity in his name but under my control.  So what if I get huge tax breaks and that money gain major interest."  If the ecosystem is so fragile shouldn't those who use it up more be the first to be targeted and then go after the little ones?  If we really cared about the War On Drugs then we'd do this as well.  Too bad our "protectors" make a butt load of money controlling the drug trade.

And that's way...I found this article interesting!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYrS_kwVsRU&mode=related&search=libtards

Bob Hope speaking....from beyond the grave?!  No.  Well it still goes well with the article above.
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For a limited time only, you can purchase your very own nappy-headed hoe on eBay.

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I wonder how long until Jackson and Sharpton call for the resignation of eBay from the world wide web and demand an apology?

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black people make a big deal out of everything.

White guy: "stay off the grass." 
Black guy: "just because I'm black you think I'm on grass!"

If sharpton thinks the radio needs a remodeling, he needs to take a look at hip-hop songs.

Anyone see the trailer to that movie about the black swimming team competing against the white swimming team? lol, those kinds of stories are almost insulting.  Do white people make movies about competing against a black swimming team like it would be a huge victory if the white people win?  wtf.
Just because your team has black people it will be a huge victory if you beat the white people.  It kind of tells you a little something about their mindset.  They are out to defeat the white man because he is "superior".  Obviously whoever wrote that script doesn't believe in "every man is created equally".

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I would watch a movie where whites beat blacks at sports...because that would be a work of fiction!

...except in NASCAR...but hey that doesn't count as a real sport...or anything.

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pat i am going to pretend you didn't say that about NASCAR!

next thing your going to say is wrestling isn't real!!


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Everybody knows that white people are better at turning left.

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Except for women...that's why there's only one in the "sport".

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You guys know I've been ranting about the housing situation for awhile, but I wanted to post another story about just how crazy the mortgage market has been lately...

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When Alberto and Rosa Ramirez began looking for a home, they never imagined that 18 months later they would personify a national real estate crisis. It's not that they bought a house with walls crawling with toxic mold or inherited an insane neighbor next door or, even, God forbid, that they didn't buy at all. They bought, and they love their slice of the American Dream.

"It's all very nice and beautiful," Rosa tells me through a translator. "The neighborhood is very peaceful. The problem is not with the house at all. It's the price of the house."

Indeed, in a different era (when housing prices were lower), their story might have been one of those bootstrap tales about homeownership transforming immigrant lives. The husband and wife work as strawberry pickers in the fields around Watsonville, and each earns about $300 a week. They have three children. Not only did they dream the impossible dream, they managed to finance it.

It all began when they were talking to another family about escaping their subsidized apartments and getting a real house. The other couple -- Jesus Martinez and his wife, who also have three children -- work as mushroom farmers, earning about $500 a week each when there is work. The two couples decided to pool their resources and begin house-hunting. Given their total income, they estimated that they could afford payments of $3,000 a month. They spotted an ad in the local magazine La Ganga for Maria Avila of Rancho Grande Real Estate and called her.

"We wanted to live in Watsonville," says Rosa. "But [the real estate agent] said the houses there were older and more expensive." One of the first homes they were shown was a "new" four-bedroom, two-bath house in Hollister for $720,000. When the Ramirez's heard the price, they worried that they couldn't afford it.

But the couple says that their real estate agent and broker reassured them it was possible. "The monthly payment was supposed to be $4,800, but then after we bought it, it went up to $5,378," says Rosa, speaking of their zero-down mortgage with a one-month "teaser rate." "Our agent told us that once we refinanced, we could get the payments down to $3,000 or less." For a number of months Avila, who arranged for the loan with New Century Mortgage, paid the difference between what the buyers had said they could afford -- $3000 -- and the loan payment. According to the buyers, this arrangement was supposed to carry them over until the group refinanced. (Maria Avila and Rancho Grande Real Estate declined to comment for this story.) Earlier this month, New Century Mortgage, the nation's second largest sub prime mortgage lender, filed for bankruptcy. It's also facing a federal criminal probe.

The money-saving refinance failed to materialize. (According to my analysis of interest rates during the period, hitting the magic $3000 number would have been virtually impossible under any circumstances. An interest-only $720,000 loan at a miraculous 5 percent interest rate (15-year fixed) yields a $3,000 mortgage, but such low mortgage rates weren't available to anyone much less a laborer with a low income, no down payment and no other assets. Plus that doesn't count another $750 a month in taxes and insurance.) Instead, the two families stayed on the same loan, sometimes sacrificing basic necessities, other times borrowing more. "It was very difficult," Rosa says. "Sometimes we would eat less, and we took out personal loans from Bank of America."

Last November, they stopped paying their mortgage and sought the advice of Pamela Simmons, an attorney who specializes in predatory-lending cases. Upon reviewing the loan documents, they discovered more bad news. Despite the intention that both couples would be buying the home together (they'd submitted income information for three of the four buyers), the loan was made exclusively in Alberto Ramirez's name. This meant that he was solely responsible for the debt. The couple also discovered that the home wasn't nearly as valuable as they thought: When a new real estate agent valued the house, he told them he'd list it between $560,000 and $580,000. They have sent a letter of demand to Rancho Grande, claiming the brokers breached their fiduciary duties by selling Alberto Ramirez a home he couldn't afford.

How did a strawberry picker earning $15,000 a year qualify for a loan of $720,000? The answer, say the experts, lies in a lending industry that got too innovative for its own good.

Last week, a coalition of civil rights groups, including the National Council of La Raza, the Center for Responsible Lending and the NAACP, called for a national six-month moratorium on foreclosures -- after observing that the subprime crisis disproportionately affected minorities. "The point is to just take time out and provide services to families who might be vulnerable as a result of payment shock," says Janice Bowdler, senior policy analyst for housing for the National Council of La Raza, referring to the hybrid loans that begin with low fixed rates, then jump to adjustable-rate mortgages. Bowdler adds that they are hoping many homeowners can avoid foreclosure by taking advantage of such financial tools as changing their current loan terms or refinancing.

According to NCLR, "[f]orty percent of Latino families and over half of African Americans who receive home loans get higher-cost mortgages, predominately subprime loans." In a study released last month, an analysis of 2005 federal mortgage lending data of large subprime originators in six metropolitan areas, African American borrowers were 3.8 times and Latino borrowers were 3.6 times more likely to receive a higher-cost home purchase loan than white borrowers. One argument is that these groups naturally get subprime loans because they have bad credit or are buying in riskier neighborhoods. But according Fannie Mae, there is an enormous lending disparity across the nation: One study found that 50 percent of all borrowers qualified for a cheaper loan than the one they eventually got. They even discovered that female buyers tend to get higher-cost loans than male counterparts.

But for Rosa and Alberto Ramirez and many others like them, a foreclosure moratorium won't help. It's not that a better loan would have remedied their situation -- it's that they can't afford the home they bought. "Many of my clients can't afford their homes in any circumstance," says Simmons. "I have a dishwasher who bought a house and never even moved in. The moment he saw the first payment, he knew he couldn't afford it."

Indeed, the Ramirez family exemplifies a type of new buyer that didn't exist a decade ago. Neither Rosa nor Alberto speaks English, so they were completely dependent on their real estate agent and their mortgage broker for advice and to translate and educate them about the process. "In other business transactions in California, if you negotiate in Spanish, you are required to provide translations of all documents. But real estate contracts are exempt from this," explains Simmons, who currently has 30 active cases and sees her potential caseload growing by the day. "There's a large increase in the amount of borrowers reaching out to lawyers with subprime loans. I've gotten to the point that I have to say to a lot of people, 'I can't represent you, I have too many clients.' It's astounding to me. I neither expected nor have I seen anything like this in all the years I've practiced law. It's as if in real estate it's gone back to the Wild, Wild West of San Francisco in the 1800s."

Simmons says that she's seeing more non-English-speaking clients -- mostly Latinos but also one Filipino -- who had little understanding of what they had gotten themselves into. "I meet with a lot of clients who have negative-amortization loans who are stunned to find out that their payments are not even covering their full interest," she says, mentioning a couple she met that morning whose adjustable negative-amortization payments had risen beyond their ability to pay. "The wife is crying -- it was awful. I had the very sad task of explaining to them that they cannot afford their home. Forget about actually paying off their home in 30 years -- they can't afford the interest-only payments."

Maeve Brown, co-founder of Oakland-based Housing and Economic Rights Advocates, says most of her clients fall into one of two categories. There are the non-English-speaking first-time home buyers who "buy homes that they can't afford, with mortgage brokers raking in the fees and an added twist that the homes are often substandard and they are appraised above their actual value." The other kind of cases involves seniors -- often African American -- who are persuaded to refinance their homes with more expensive adjustable-rate loans that carry steep prepayment penalties.

"Buying a housing is a complex process," says Brown. "I think we've been sold a bill of goods about the American dream: that it's fast, it's fun, it's easy. Well, it's not easy -- it's really complex. The ideal would be that every buyer retain their own counsel to protect them from their realtor and their broker, because though there are great agents and brokers out there and they have a fiduciary duty to represent your best interests, in the end, it's a contract and you're on the hook for it."

Regarding subprime lenders going bankrupt, she has "no sympathy whatsoever. They created this monster."


You and I are going to end up holding the bag for all of this.  $720,000 on a $15,000 salary?  Ridiculous!

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WASHINGTON (AP) - The Supreme Court upheld the nationwide ban on a controversial abortion procedure Wednesday, handing abortion opponents the long- awaited victory they expected from a more conservative bench.

The 5-4 ruling said the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act that Congress passed and President Bush signed into law in 2003 does not violate a woman's constitutional right to an abortion.

The opponents of the act "have not demonstrated that the Act would be unconstitutional in a large fraction of relevant cases," Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote in the majority opinion.

The administration defended the law as drawing a bright line between abortion and infanticide.

The decision pitted the court's conservatives against its liberals, with President Bush's two appointees, Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Samuel Alito, siding with the majority.

Justices Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia also were in the majority.

It was the first time the court banned a specific procedure in a case over how—not whether—to perform an abortion.

Abortion rights groups as well as the leading association of obstetricians and gynecologists have said the procedure sometimes is the safest for a woman. They also said that such a ruling could threaten most abortions after 12 weeks of pregnancy, although government lawyers and others who favor the ban said there are alternate, more widely used procedures that remain legal.

The outcome is likely to spur efforts at the state level to place more restrictions on abortions.

"I applaud the Court for its ruling today, and my hope is that it sets the stage for further progress in the fight to ensure our nation's laws respect the sanctity of unborn human life," said Rep. John Boehner of Ohio, Republican leader in the House of Representatives.

Said Eve Gartner of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America: "This ruling flies in the face of 30 years of Supreme Court precedent and the best interest of women's health and safety. ... This ruling tells women that politicians, not doctors, will make their health care decisions for them." She had argued that point before the justices.

More than 1 million abortions are performed in the United States each year, according to recent statistics. Nearly 90 percent of those occur in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy, and are not affected by Wednesday's ruling.

Six federal courts have said the law that was in focus Wednesday is an impermissible restriction on a woman's constitutional right to an abortion.

The law bans a method of ending a pregnancy, rather than limiting when an abortion can be performed.

"Today's decision is alarming," Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote in dissent. She said the ruling "refuses to take ... seriously" previous Supreme Court decisions on abortion.

Ginsburg said the latest decision "tolerates, indeed applauds, federal intervention to ban nationwide a procedure found necessary and proper in certain cases by the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists."

Ginsburg said that for the first time since the court established a woman's right to an abortion in 1973, "the court blesses a prohibition with no exception safeguarding a woman's health."

She was joined by Justices Stephen Breyer, David Souter and John Paul Stevens.

The procedure at issue involves partially removing the fetus intact from a woman's uterus, then crushing or cutting its skull to complete the abortion.

Abortion opponents say the law will not reduce the number of abortions performed because an alternate method—dismembering the fetus in the uterus—is available and, indeed, much more common.

In 2000, the court with key differences in its membership struck down a state ban on partial-birth abortions. Writing for a 5-4 majority at that time, Justice Breyer said the law imposed an undue burden on a woman's right to make an abortion decision.

The Republican-controlled Congress responded in 2003 by passing a federal law that asserted the procedure is gruesome, inhumane and never medically necessary to preserve a woman's health. That statement was designed to overcome the health exception to restrictions that the court has demanded in abortion cases.

But federal judges in California, Nebraska and New York said the law was unconstitutional, and three appellate courts agreed. The Supreme Court accepted appeals from California and Nebraska, setting up Wednesday's ruling.

Kennedy's dissent in 2000 was so strong that few court watchers expected him to take a different view of the current case.

Kennedy acknowledged continuing disagreement about the procedure within the medical community. In the past, courts have cited that uncertainty as a reason to allow the disputed procedure.

But Kennedy said, "The law need not give abortion doctors unfettered choice in the course of their medical practice."

He said the more common abortion method, involving dismemberment, is beyond the reach of the federal ban.

While the court upheld the law against a broad attack on its constitutionality, Kennedy said the court could entertain a challenge in which a doctor found it necessary to perform the banned procedure on a patient suffering certain medical complications.

Doctors most often refer to the procedure as a dilation and extraction or an intact dilation and evacuation abortion.

The law allows the procedure to be performed when a woman's life is in jeopardy.

The cases are Gonzales v. Carhart, 05-380, and Gonzales v. Planned Parenthood, 05-1382.




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I'm sorry I thought if something was unconstitutional in ANY case then it shouldn't be in our law system.

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Exactly Wes!  Good job at understanding that we are not a democracy but a republic.  The difference?

Democracy:

51% of the people - We like blue
49% of the rest - We don't.
51% of the people - We're going to make it illegal to think that way.
49% of the rest - You can't do that!
51% of the people - We're the majority so we can!

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0.1% of the rest - You can't do that!
99.9% of the people - (After reading the constitution)  Dang!  They're right!

Now just think what Bush is saying when he says he wants to spread Democracy to the world.  I am very, very, VERY glad I live in a republic.  We just have to realize and keep in check that when people say "we are a democracy" that we call them on it and make sure they DON'T make up into one!

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Now some of you might say...I agree with gun regulation.  Ok, we can debate the pros and cons of that.  However if you're going to even enter the debate/conversation shouldn't you know at least the terminology or what you want to ban?  If you said yes...let me ask you another question.  If you write the laws on gun regulation and you're deciding what to allow and what to prohibit...don't you think you should know the terminology even more?  If you answered yes...you can't be in Congress.

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Venus Ramey has earned lots of fame in her 82 years.

She was Miss America 1944 and later a candidate for Cincinnati City Council and worked to save Over-the-Rhine's historic buildings. She performed on Broadway and in movies.

Now, though, she's in the news for another reason.


After confronting a man she said was stealing from her Kentucky farm, Ramey pulled out a gun and shot out a tire on his truck so he couldn't leave, allowing police to arrest him and two others.

"He was probably wetting his pants," Ramey said Thursday from her home in Waynesburg, about 140 miles south of Cincinnati.

Ramey was on her Lincoln County farm last week - "Friday the 13th, apropos date, isn't it?" she noted Thursday - feeding a horse when she saw her dog run to a nearby building where she stores old steel-shaping machines, lathes and other equipment.

"This stuff is over 100 years old," she said.

For some time, thieves had been breaking into the building to steal the machines to sell for scrap. She hadn't been able to catch anyone in the act until last week.

She drove over to the building and blocked the truck sitting there.

When she asked a man what he was doing, he replied "scrapping," and said he would leave.

"I said, 'Oh, no you won't,' and I shot their tires so they couldn't leave," Ramey said.

She had to balance on her walking stick as she pulled out a snub-nosed .38-caliber handgun.

"I didn't even think twice. I just went and did it. If they'd even dared come close to me, they'd be 6 feet under by now."

Ramey then tried to flag down people driving by. When one stopped, she asked them to call 911. Eventually, three people were arrested - one at the scene and two others walking on a nearby road.

"They've been stealing from me for years. Those good-for-nothing slobs," she said.


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I found her picture.  By the way, I found an interesting tidbit about Mrs. Ramey.  Her picture was on a B-17 that flew 68 missions over Germany.

Here's a picture of her from the 40's.

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Pope Benedict XVI has revised traditional Roman Catholic teaching on so-called "limbo," approving a church report released Friday that said there was reason to hope that babies who die without baptism can go to heaven.
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Benedict approved the findings of the International Theological Commission, which issued its long-awaited document on limbo on Origins, the documentary service of Catholic News Service, the news agency of the American Bishop's Conference.

"We can say we have many reasons to hope that there is salvation for these babies," the Rev. Luis Ladaria, a Jesuit who is the commission's secretary-general, told The Associated Press.

Although Catholics have long believed that children who die without being baptized are with original sin and thus excluded from heaven, the church has no formal doctrine on the matter. Theologians have long taught, however, that such children enjoy an eternal state of perfect natural happiness, a state commonly called limbo, but without being in communion with God.

Pope John Paul II and Benedict had urged further study on limbo, in part because of "the pressing pastoral needs" sparked by the increase in abortion and the growing number of children who die without being baptized, the report said.

In the document, the commission said there were "serious theological and liturgical grounds for hope that unbaptized infants who die will be saved and brought into eternal happiness."

It stressed, however, that "these are reasons for prayerful hope, rather than grounds for sure knowledge."

Ladaria said no one could know for certain what becomes of unbaptized babies since Scripture is largely silent on the matter.

Catholic parents should still baptize their children, as that sacrament is the way salvation is revealed, the document said.

The International Theological Commission is a body of
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Again, this is why Catholics and esp the Vatican are morons.  Where do you go for answers on theology?  Oh you go to a group of men who decide on a fictious place that is described no where in the Bible and to find out if babies go there you refer to these same men...and not...ya know...God's Word!  It seems to me that as we get closer and closer to the end times that the Catholic church will turn into the setting for the one world religion.

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That's interesting, Stewie.  I wonder how they explain "perfect natural happiness" without "communion with God."  The separation from God is very "unnatural" and is the source for all our unhappiness.

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TORONTO — Doris Moore was shocked when her new couch was delivered to her home with a label that used a racial slur to describe the dark brown shade of the upholstery.

The situation was even more alarming for Moore because it was her 7-year-old daughter who pointed out "n----- brown" on the tag.

"My daughter saw the label and she knew the color brown, but didn't know what the other word meant. She asked, 'Mommy, what color is that?' I was stunned. I didn't know what to say. I never thought that's how she'd learn of that word," Moore said.

The mother complained to the furniture store, which blamed the supplier, who pointed to a computer problem as the source of the derogatory label

Kingsoft Corp., a Chinese software company, acknowledged its translation program was at fault and said it was a regrettable error.

"I know this is a very bad word," Huang Luoyi, a product manager for the Beijing-based company's translation software, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview.

He explained that when the Chinese characters for "dark brown" are typed into an older version of its Chinese-English translation software, the offensive N-word description comes up.

"We got the definition from a Chinese-English dictionary. We've been using the dictionary for 10 years. Maybe the dictionary was updated, but we probably didn't follow suit," he said.

Moore, who is black, said Kingsoft's acknowledgment of a mistake doesn't make her feel better.

"They should know what they are typing, even if it is a software error," she said. "In order for something to come into the country, don't they read it first? Doesn't the manufacturer? The supplier?"

Romesh Vanaik, owner of Vanaik Furniture where Moore bought the sofa, said it has been a best seller. He said he checked his stock but found no other couch with the offensive label.

He added that he had not known the meaning of the N-word.

"It's amazing. I've been here since 1972 and I never knew the meaning of this word," said Vanaik, a native of India.

His supplier, Paul Kumar of Cosmos Furniture in Toronto, denied responsibility and refused to give the name of the couch's Chinese manufacturer.

"It's not my fault. It's not the manufacturers' fault," he said, adding that Kingsoft was to blame.

Huang said Kingsoft has worked to correct the translation error. In the 2007 version, typing "dark brown" in Chinese does not produce the racial slur in English. But if the offensive term is typed in English, the Chinese translation is "dark brown," he said.

Moore is consulting with a lawyer and wants compensation. Last week, she filed a report with the Ontario Human Rights Commission.

Commission spokeswoman Afroze Edwards said the case is in the initial stages and could take six months to two years to resolve.

Moore, 30, has three young children, and said the issue has taken a toll on her family.

"Something more has to be done. We don't just need a personal apology, but someone needs to own up to where these labels were made, and someone needs to apologize to all people of color," Moore said. "I had friends over from St. Lucia yesterday and they wouldn't sit on the couch."


Emphasis mine.  I think I'm going to nominate this for the "Gold Digger of the Year Award" for 2007.

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That offends me...that'll be 2.4 million dollars sir!

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Oakridge High School in Muskegon, Michigan, is one of many schools across the U.S. that took part in Wednesday's "National Day of Silence" -- an event promoted heavily by homosexual activist groups, which view it as a day to protest alleged discrimination faced by students who identify as "gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender (GLBT)." At Oakridge High, duct tape was passed out for students to wear over their lips as a way to show solidarity with homosexual students who are purportedly suffering in silence.

John Gardner is pastor of Holton Family Life Worship Center in Holton, a community of approximately 2,500 about 17 miles northeast of Muskegon. Pastor Gardner says his 15-year-old son David, a student at Oakridge High, was suspended for a day by the school because he wrote with a black marker "I'm straight" on a piece of duct tape and attached it to his shirt. He explains that David donned the message to voice his objection to the school's participation in the Day of Silence.

"They asked him, at that point, to take it off," Gardner says, "and David [asked] why do the rest of the kids in the class get to wear theirs and I can't wear something about what I believe?" According to the pastor, the teacher then instructed David to remove the message or he would be "kicked out" of class. "And he said, 'Well then, you'll have to kick me out' -- and that's what they did," says David's father.

Pastor Gardner says every week he preaches that the day is coming when opposition to homosexuality will be banned, but he never imagined it would happen in his small Michigan town. He says a "liberal mentality" is being pushed in public schools to the extent many children are being indoctrinated with it.

It is time, says the Michigan pastor, for Christians to step to the forefront. "I tell you, I fear what's coming in the next ten years for the Church and the schools -- and children, in general -- if the Christians don't come out of their closet," he says. "The gays and lesbians want to come out of their closet; I think the Church needs to come out of their closet and stand up and be the Body of Christ that God has told it to be."

Gardner states he has not decided whether to take legal action against Oakridge High School.


While this story is odd because I don't see how you can punish someone for being loud and proud in their sexual orientation...right?

But what' more odd is that the site I got this from had a poll question "Should Bill Maher be prosecuted for allegedly breaking into the Answers in Genesis Creation Museum?"  I'm look for more info but that seems just odd.

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Well here's the story I was referring to from above.  Weird all around.  However Bill M. is so hard up for people to listen to him I find myself feeling sorry for him.  I think he just needs a big hug.  I might have to sneak into his building and give him one   Grin

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The group Answers in Genesis (AIG) says comedian Bill Maher of HBO recently made an unannounced visit to its new Creation Museum in an effort to "mock Christians and creationists." According to a ministry spokesman, Maher chose to circumvent security measures in order to obtain an interview with AIG founder Ken Ham.
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A production company called "First Word Productions" told Answers in Genesis it was doing a documentary on world religions and wanted to showcase AIG's Creation Museum near Cincinnati, which will open to the public May 28. The film crew spent about three hours walking through the museum with Ken Ham, asking him questions along the way. They then requested a sit-down interview with Ham in his office.

As the crew began recording, one of them propped open a secure back door and let comedian Bill Maher in to take over the interview. AIG co-founder Mark Looy, who the film crew distracted so Maher could sneak in, says Ham was not aware of who Maher was.

"Ken said he looked vaguely familiar, but then he started asking questions about creation evolution, which Ken handled very, very well," notes Looy; "and then before you know it, Bill Maher is asking questions outside of our core specialty of the Book of Genesis."

Such as why would God allow so much suffering and death in the Old Testament, Looy continues. "Which Ken can answer easily enough," he says, "but [Maher's] intent was to come here and mock Christians and creationists in particular."

According to Looy, when he asked Maher why he came in the back door and did not check in with security, the comedian said, "Sorry for the misunderstanding."

Looy says in the midst of media exposure leading up to the museum's opening, Maher's visit was a wake-up call for the security staff. "We're very grateful for the tremendous media coverage we've received from the major media outlets," says the ministry co-founder, "and in most cases, it's actually been fair and balanced -- especially if the media can come here and see the quality of the Creation Museum."

Maher's appearance, however, has resulted in some consternation. "[W]hen a group like this sneaks into a building, bypasses our security, [and] goes through a secure door to get an interview with Ken Ham, that does concern us," Looy admits.

The AIG spokesman says footage the film crew took at the museum is not for Maher's Real Time program on HBO, but for a supposed documentary he is producing that may air on HBO. According to Looy, the film will likely be more of a "mockumentary" than a documentary.
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NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton finally dropped by Rutgers to meet with the school's women's basketball coach - but the players themselves skipped the half-hour meeting, citing their studies and Imus fatigue.

Clinton had been scheduled to meet with Scarlet Knight coach C. Vivian Stringer and an assistant, and possibly some of the players, Monday to talk with them about Don Imus' "nappy-headed ho" comments. But that sit-down was postponed due to weather and because the story seemed far less significant after the Virginia Tech killings.

"Many of the players were in study hall from eight to noon and some had finals," explained a Rutgers source who said the players were "tired" of all the attention. "These young women need to do their classes, and wrap their spring semester."

After meeting with Stringer Friday morning, Clinton addressed about 700 students and faculty on campus later in the day, praising the players and naming them one-by-one while criticizing "bigotry" against women. She never named Imus directly and made a point of saying her criticism wasn't intended to curtail free speech.

She urged the crowd to take a "Rutgers pledge," to say, "Enough is enough, when women or minorities or the powerless are marginalized or degraded."

Later, the former first lady traveled to Manhattan to address Rev. Al Sharpton's National Action Network Convention, where she ravaged President George W. Bush, particularly over Iraq.

Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.)is scheduled to appear before the group Saturday. Both have courted the controversial preacher who led the effort to oust Imus.


The reason why I posted this story other than the fact that the girls ditched Hillary for...ya know...something important (like classes) is this line.

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Hmm can't make fun of women or minorities or the poor.  So that only leaves the rich, white, and men to take the brunt of all jokes.  Everyone can irrationally "marginalize and degrade" make fun of those people but God forbid someone makes fun of a black guy!  Now we just need to get rid of the black comedians talking about black people and we'll finally be able to sit hand in hand singing camp songs.

What genius thought up "Rutgers pledge" lol.  Morons.

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Amid significant customer demand, the computer maker said on Thursday that it has returned to offering the older Windows version as an option on some of its consumer PCs.

Like most computer makers, Dell switched nearly entirely to Vista-based systems following Microsoft's mainstream launch of the operating system in January. However, the company said its customers have been asking for XP as part of its IdeaStorm project, which asks customers to help the company come up with product ideas.

"We heard you loud and clear on bringing the Windows XP option back to our Dell consumer PC offerings," Dell said on its Ideas in Action page. Users get to vote on various suggestions, and the notion of bringing back XP got 10,000 "points," making it among the most popular requests but well below top picks such as adding Linux or OpenOffice.org to its PCs.

Windows XP systems became scarce, but not impossible to find, after Vista arrived. For example, Hewlett-Packard said it would continue selling XP on some machines aimed at small and midsize businesses, while CompUSA still stocks a couple of business-oriented XP systems in its retail stores. Lenovo has also continued shipping XP on many of its business systems.

Starting immediately, Dell said, it is adding XP Home and Professional as options on four Inspiron laptop models and two Dimension desktops.

Earlier this month, Dell added XP back as an option for small-business customers, but at the time, it said it would not add it back for home users.

"Dell does not have plans to launch Windows XP for home users as the preference, and demand is for the 'latest and greatest' technology, which includes Windows Vista," Tom West, director of small-business marketing at Dell, said in a blog posting at the time.

Analysts say Dell's move is not a good sign for Windows Vista.

"That there is remaining demand from some segment of (the) consumer market points to the inability of Vista to resonate with consumers," IDC analyst Richard Shim said.

There was an initial bump for Vista sales right after its launch, Shim said, but some of that may have been from consumers who delayed purchasing a PC late last year. Sales in the later part of the first quarter were less strong, he said. The overall response to Vista will become clearer throughout the year, he said.

Current Analysis research director Samir Bhavnani said most of the demand for XP he sees is from small businesses, rather than consumers.

"They know that XP works," Bhavnani said. "It's not that they don't want to upgrade to Vista. They just don't want to upgrade to Vista yet."

In a sense, the issue isn't the relatively small number of PC buyers demanding XP, but it's whether Vista is having any affect on the PC market as a whole.

In announcing PC sales data, Gartner said this week that Vista's launch "had very limited impact on overall worldwide shipment demand on a quarterly basis."

Bhavnani blamed some of the lackluster results on a lack of marketing, noting he sees more ads for Apple than for Vista.

"It's been a very soft launch," Bhavnani said. "I think you will see Vista create additional demand for PCs in the back half of this year."

Microsoft product manager Michael Burk said in a statement: "Dell is responding appropriately to a small minority of customers that had this specific request. But, as they have said before, the vast majority of consumers want the latest and greatest technology, and that includes Windows Vista."

The software maker has said it will stop selling Windows XP to large PC makers by January. Smaller computer sellers, known as system builders, will be able to sell XP machines for an additional year.

In a statement last week, Microsoft said such a move is normal after a new operating system comes out.

"Windows Vista is safer, easier to use, better connected and more entertaining than any operating system we've ever released, and we're encouraged by the positive customer response we've seen to date," the company said. "It's standard practice to allow OEMs, retailers and system builders to continue offering the previous version of Windows for a certain period of time after a new version is released."



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If that isn't a spit in the eye of Microsoft and their "new" OS I don't know what is.  You build an OS that you can change to classic so as not to have all the "fruity" themes and then you take away the option to change it...ya...people are going to not want it.

Shoot I bet the only reason some people still aren't using 98 is because Microsoft stopped making updates and having support for it.

I wonder how much Vista has sold so far?  If MS isn't hurting...I'd be surprised (hurting in the sense that they didn't sell as much as they thought...only a nuke to Silicon Valley could some what hurt MS).

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Hey Briney, does this sound familiar?


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Gun animation sets off alarm at school
Williamstown High student was told to leave over sketch.

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It was a crude animation of one stick figure shooting another created for a school graphics class in Gloucester County last week.

But during the same week of a shooting massacre at Virginia Tech, officials at Williamstown High School in Monroe found nothing innocent about the sketch. As a result, the student says a vice principal told him he would not be allowed to attend classes again until he passes a mental-health evaluation.

In response, the 18-year-old, identified in court papers only as "J.K.," filed a lawsuit yesterday asking a federal judge to order school officials to allow him back to class and to pay for damages.

During a graphics design class on April 16 - hours before the world knew that Seung-Hui Cho had killed 32 people at Virginia Tech - J.K. said he was asked to make animations for a program they were learning.

J.K.'s sketch consisted of two stick figures, one with a raised gun that had dashes leading from it to the head of the other one.

The next morning, he said, he showed the drawing to a teacher, but told her he was not done with it. In court papers, he said he planned to show the victim deflecting or destroying the bullet. But, he said, the teacher did not listen to him further.

Two days later, he said, Vice Principal Paul Deal told him that he was not being suspended or expelled, but that he might be a threat to the school or himself. J.K. said he was told to leave and not return until being cleared by a mental-health professional.

Monroe Schools Superintendent Robert E. Terrill said that "the administration at the high school felt it was necessary to remove" the student until a threat assessment was conducted by a school psychologist as a precaution.

Terrill said that he had not seen the drawing, but that school officials described it as a stick figure shooting another figure in the head. There were no names or labels, he said.

Terrill said that the school's action was unrelated to last week's massacre at Virginia Tech, but that the "incident heightened everybody's awareness."

"On occasion, we have students that might do something like this where we might have a question as to what the youngster's intentions are," Terrill said.

Although J.K. has attention deficit disorder, according to court papers he was an honor student, a flight commander in his school's Air Force Junior ROTC program and took some courses at Gloucester County College.

According to his report card, he earned five A's and a B last quarter. One of those A's was in his graphic design class.


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Unfortunately that nozzle would only come from New Jersey.

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You just can't make this stuff up...

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Japanese fooled in poodle scam

Thursday Apr 26 20:55 AEST

Thousands of Japanese have been swindled in a scam in which they were sold Australian and British sheep and told they were poodles.

Flocks of sheep were imported to Japan and then sold by a company called Poodles as Pets, marketed as fashionable accessories, available at $1,600 each.

That is a snip compared to a real poodle which retails for twice that much in Japan.

The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or eat dog food.

She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep.

Then hundreds of other women got in touch with police to say they feared their new "poodle" was also a sheep.

One couple said they became suspicious when they took their "dog" to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.

Japanese police believe there could be 2,000 people affected by the scam, which operated in Sapporo and capitalised on the fact that sheep are rare in Japan, so many do not know what they look like.

"We launched an investigation after we were made aware that a company were selling sheep as poodles," Japanese police said, the The Sun reported.

"Sadly we think there is more than one company operating in this way.

"The sheep are believed to have been imported from overseas - Britain, Australia."

Many of the sheep have now been donated to zoos and farms.



Wow.  Talk about pulling the wool over their eyes...  I bet the victims feel awfully sheepish.

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Maybe they were told in reverse Engrish ya know like instead of The dog is brown in Engrish it would Purdid has been meat.

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Am I the only one that has no clue what you just said?

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Reply #967 - Apr 26th, 2007 at 2:14pm
 
You know like maybe the translation was off and somewhat thought dog in Chinese was sheep in English so it's a reverse "Engrish" for example:

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and etc...but those are normal Engrish signs (Chinese to English) and not English to Chinese.
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I know what Engrish is, I just couldn't figure out the rest of your sentence!

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Damn!  There goes my plans to grow a hand in a fence!
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it's true, wes has been molestering fences and old men for years.
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If by "fences" you mean "little boys," then I agree wholeheartedly.

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Here's a picture to go along with the earlier news article about the poodle-sheep.

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Shoot at least that sheep serves a purpose unlike a yippy poodle...if you get bored here you can alway have lamb (mmmm llaaaammbbb) but there's not much meat (or usefulness) with a poodle.

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You obviously don't each much Chinese food!

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Animals Sold Over Internet, British Press Reported

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LONDON -- A report that thousands of Japanese residents had been "fleeced" into buying neatly-groomed lambs they thought were poodles was a hoax, an investigation has revealed.

The Sun newspaper of London orginated the story Thursday under a reporter byline. The Metro newspaper picked up the story, as did the Daily Express. The story was then repeated by the BBC and has since been reported internationally by newspapers and Web sites in the UK, America, New Zealand and South Africa. Even talk-show host Rush Limbaugh reported the story.

According to the reports, lambs were shipped from Great Britain and Australia to Japan by an Internet company advertising them as poodle puppies.

The Sun also reported that a Japanese actress suspected a scam after her "poodle" didn't bark and wouldn't eat dog food.

Actually, the actress appeared on a talk show and only said she had "heard" of a person who bought a poodle that turned out to be a lamb, the Web site Snopes.com reported Friday.

The newspapers said that authorities believe as many as 2,000 people in Japan had been conned. It turned out, the reporters were conned.


Weirder and Weirder.

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Hey Bill...remember when you asked me what the definition of irony was?

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HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) — A Philadelphia lawmaker who supports tougher gun-control laws said Thursday he will likely start wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying his gun more often after receiving a threatening e-mail.

Rep. Jewell Williams said during a news conference on gun control that he would ask police to investigate an e-mail he received Thursday morning from an Allentown resident saying Williams should be shot for supporting Rep. Angel Cruz, also a Democrat from Philadelphia.

Williams, a former police officer who has a gun permit, said he also felt threatened by a gun-rights rally Tuesday during which two participants held up a banner calling for Cruz to be "hung from the tree of liberty." The message was protesting legislation sponsored by Cruz to require gun registration and a $10-a-gun annual fee.

"Now that I hear this attitude of people recommending lynching, I'll probably be wearing my gun more and possibly wearing my bulletproof vest, because we now think we're being threatened," Williams said.

A spokesman for the Capitol Police, Edward Myslewicz, said no formal complaint had been filed Thursday about either the banner or the e-mail Williams said he received.

Black lawmakers denounced the banner's message as racist and "a terroristic threat."

Rep. Thaddeus Kirkland, D-Delaware, sent a letter Wednesday to the state police commissioner, Col. Jeffrey B. Miller, in which he demanded a "thorough and full investigation" of the banner. The rally attracted hundreds of gun-rights supporters.

"I believe that certain members of this organized rally were so displeased with Rep. Cruz's legislation that they wanted him dead," wrote Kirkland, chairman of the Pennsylvania Legislative Black Caucus.

A spokesman for Miller said Thursday that he had seen a picture of the banner and would refer Kirkland's letter to Capitol Police.

"It's more of a legal question. ... Is it protected speech or is it something that was intimidating or threatening?" Miller said. "It probably has to be determined by a district attorney."

Cruz said Thursday he plans to amend his bill so that only Philadelphia residents would have to register their guns under a pilot program. He said he would offer details at a news conference Monday.

"If we could establish a significant gun registry system for the city, we could track illegal guns and discourage people from selling them for illegal purposes," Cruz said in a statement.

The gun-control news conference took place just before the House Judiciary Committee heard testimony on proposals to limit gun purchases to one per month and require the reporting of lost or stolen handguns.

Diane Edbril, executive director of CeaseFirePA, an organization that supports "one-gun-a.m.onth" legislation, referred to the banner in her testimony before the committee.

"We are all being held hostage by a small gang of thugs who have hoodwinked the General Assembly into thinking that we cannot and should not do more to prevent handgun violence from ruining our lives and our commonwealth," Edbril said.

One of the committee's members, Rep. Will Gabig, took issue with Edbril's statement, calling the two protesters "a couple of derelicts who have been condemned by the entire House."

"To try to broad-brush the people on the other side is a little bit of rhetorical flair that I find a little hard to take," said Gabig, R-Cumberland.


Classic...this is almost as good as Al Gore and his "carbon footprint" being more than 30X's the average Americans.

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18384667/site/newsweek/

Yes!  RIAA is finally doing something about that darn radio machine that gives people music...without paying for the crap they repeat over and over on those stations!

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A demolition worker at Boston's Paramount Theatre discovered the wallet on April 11 in a wall, 56 years to the day it was stolen from Val Gregoire, the Lewiston, Me., the Sun Journal reports.

"I was stunned," Gregoire's wife, Jeannette, told the Sun Journal after receiving a call from the worker's wife, Kathy Bagen. "How could this have survived?"

Gregoire was an 18-year-old sailor on the USS Macon when he lost his wallet. He had taken a day of leave in Boston when an assailant slugged him and snatched his wallet and pants. Without ID, Gregoire had to talk his way back onto the ship and was given a night in the brig, Jeannette Gregoire told the paper.

The demolition worker found everything but Val Gregoire's money in the wall, including photographs, IDs and the young sailor's Armed Forces Liberty Pass dated April 11, 1951.

Sadly, Val Gregoire did not live to see his wallet returned. He died in 2003 from complications after a kidney transplant, the paper reports.


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By David Keene
April 30, 2007
Anyone who knows much about real power in Congress knows that almost every member of the House and Senate lusts after a seat on the Appropriations Committee and hopes one day to achieve the status of Cardinal. The Cardinals, of course, are the folks who chair the various Appropriations Committee subcommittees and literally control the billions of dollars that pass through their hands.

California Sen.  Dianne Feinstein (D) chairs the Senate Rules Committee, but she’s also a Cardinal. She is currently chairwoman of the Interior, Environment and Related Agencies subcommittee, but until last year was for six years the top Democrat on the Military Construction, Veterans Affairs, and Related Agencies (or “Milcon”) sub-committee, where she may have directed more than $1 billion to companies controlled by her husband.

If the inferences finally coming out about what she did while on Milcon prove true, she may be on the way to morphing from a respected senior Democrat into another poster child for congressional corruption.

The problems stem from her subcommittee activities from 2001 to late 2005, when she quit. During that period the public record suggests she knowingly took part in decisions that eventually put millions of dollars into her husband’s pocket — the classic conflict of interest that exploited her position and power to channel money to her husband’s companies.

In other words, it appears Sen. Feinstein was up to her ears in the same sort of shenanigans that landed California Rep. Randy “Duke” Cunningham (R) in the slammer. Indeed, it may be that the primary difference between the two is basically that Cunningham was a minor leaguer and a lot dumber than his state’s senior senator.

Melanie Sloan, the executive director of Citizens for Responsible Ethics in Washington, or CREW, usually focuses on the ethical lapses of Republicans and conservatives, but even she is appalled at the way Sen. Feinstein has abused her position. Sloan told a California reporter earlier this month that while”there are a number of members of Congress with conflicts of interest … because of the amount of money involved, Feinstein’s conflict of interest is an order of magnitude greater than those conflicts.”

And the director of the Project on Government Oversight who examined the evidence of wrongdoing assembled by California writer Peter Byrne told him that “the paper trail showing Senator Feinstein’s conflict of interest is irrefutable.”

It may be irrefutable, but she almost got away without anyone even knowing what she was up to. Her colleagues on the subcommittee, for example, had no reason even to suspect that she knew what companies might benefit from her decisions because that information is routinely withheld to avoid favoritism. What they didn’t know was that her chief legal adviser, who also happened to be a business partner of her husband’s and the vice chairman of one of the companies involved, was secretly forwarding her lists of projects and appropriation requests that were coming before the committee and in which she and her husband had an interest — information that has only come to light recently as a result of the efforts of several California investigative reporters.

This adviser insists — apparently with a straight face — that he provided the information to Feinstein’s chief of staff so that she could recuse herself in cases where there might be a conflict. He says that he assumes she did so. The public record, however, indicates that she went right ahead and fought for these same projects.

During this period the two companies, URS of San Francisco and the Perini Corporation of Framingham, Mass., were controlled by Feinstein’s husband, Richard C. Blum, and were awarded a combined total of over $1.5 billion in government business thanks in large measure to her subcommittee. That’s a lot of money even here in Washington.
Interestingly, she left the subcommittee in late 2005 at about the same time her husband sold his stake in both companies. Their combined net worth increased that year with the sale of the two companies by some 25 percent, to more than $40 million.

In spite of the blatant appearance of corruption, no major publication has picked up on the story, the Senate Ethics Committee has reportedly let her slip by, and she is now chairing the Senate Rules Committee, which puts her in charge of making sure her colleagues act ethically and avoid the sorts of conflicts of interest with which she is personally and so obviously familiar.


YEAAAAAAH!  I would love to see Feinstein get busted and forced to resign (or, better yet, get prosecuted).  She is one of the biggest gun-grabbing politicians in the United States and is now certainly the most powerful.

Of course, the liberal media will fail to pick up on the matter.  You can't expect them to persecute one of their own.

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Another corrupt politician...also related to money and inside jobs!!!

Smiley  I say... Smiley

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In case I didn't say so earlier...

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Reply #982 - May 3rd, 2007 at 1:31pm
 
Best.

Story.

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http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1678

Those crazy Chinese.

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That truly was the best story ever!

Disney is so going to sue them!

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May 2, 2007

Is somebody getting taken to the cleaners?

A $10 dry cleaning bill for a pair of trousers has ballooned into a $67 million civil lawsuit.

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'I'm Being Sued for WHAT?'Watch senior Law & Justice Unit correspondent Jim Avila's report today on "Good Morning America."

Plaintiff Roy Pearson, a judge in Washington, D.C., says in court papers that he's been through the ringer over a lost pair of prized pants he wanted to wear on his first day on the bench.

He says in court papers that he has endured "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort."

He says he was unable to wear that favorite suit on his first day of work.

He's suing for 10 years of weekend car rentals so he can transport his dry cleaning to another store.

The lawsuit is based in large part on Pearson's seemingly pained admission that he was taken in by the oldest and most insidious marketing tool in the dry cleaning industry arsenal.

"Satisfaction Guaranteed."

Pearson did not return numerous calls from ABC News for comment.

It's the kind of lawsuit that makes liability reform advocates' temples throb.

"People in America are now scared of each other," legal expert Philip Howard told ABC News' Law & Justice Unit. "That's why teachers won't put an arm around a crying child, and doctors order unnecessary tests, and ministers won't meet with parishioners. It's a distrust of justice and it's changing our culture."

The civil trial, set for June, has the scope of a John Grisham courtroom thriller and the societal importance of a traffic ticket.

Pearson plans to call 63 witnesses.

Defending themselves against the suit -- for two years running -- are Korean immigrants Jin and Soo Chung and their son, who own Custom Cleaners and two other dry cleaning shops in the Fort Lincoln section of Washington, D.C.

The ABC News Law & Justice Unit has calculated that for $67 million Pearson could buy 84,115 new pairs of pants at the $800 value he placed on the missing trousers in court documents. If you stacked those pants up, they would be taller than eight Mount Everests. If you laid them side by side, they would stretch for 48 miles.



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Reply #986 - May 4th, 2007 at 8:36am
 
That's a lot of pants.  I wonder what you could possibly do to make a pair of pants worth $800.00?

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Reply #987 - May 10th, 2007 at 11:46am
 
I stumbled across this page earlier today and I just had to share it with you guys.  A collector of "one sixth scale miniatures" has assembled a Nazi train caravan.  The level of detail is absolutely mind boggling!

Here's a sample of his work...

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You can check out the rest of the collection here...

http://www.onesixthcollectors.co.uk/clubforum/viewtopic.php?t=3989

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Computer saves shredded Stasi files
600 million pieces of totalitarian history

By Mark Ballard
Published Thursday 10th May 2007 13:41 GMT


East German historians have employed the help of a computer program to reconstruct 16,000 sacks of shredded paper that once documented the snooping of the Stasi police.

The job was previously done by hand, with a team of 30 workers piecing together 350 sacks of shreds since 1991, The Guardian reports. The team estimated that at that rate it would take 400 to 800 years to finish the job.

E-Puzzler, a software program designed by Berlin's Fraunhofer Institute for Design Technology, was employed to reconstruct what remained of the 600 million shreds from 45 million documents, which recorded the lives of six million people watched by the Stasi.

It reconstructed the originals by examining the type of paper as well as the nature of the script. The program had already been used to help reconstruct broken figures from China's Terracotta Army and "hundreds of thousands of bank notes shredded by a mother in an attempt to block her estranged daughter from her inheritance".

Other countries that had suffered under military dictatorship and the tyranny of secret police had apparently approached the institute to help reconstruct their shreds of history as well.

Stasi boss Erich Mielke apparently ordered the files to be shredded and burned after the fall of the Berlin wall in 1989. But the shredders were in such a hurry to get away they left the sacks in the basement of their Berlin headquarters.

The operation was proposed by the institute in 2003.


I hope the Stasi informants get their collective butts handed to them!

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According to two members of the House Democrat Caucus, Reps. Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer have informed them that they will "aggressively pursue" reinstatement of the so-called Fairness Doctrine over the next six months. In January, Democrat presidential candidate Rep. Dennis Kucinich announced that he was going to pursue the Fairness Doctrine through his Government Reform subcommittee. That announcement was greeted with silence. But now, Pelosi has moved things to the front burner.

Much of the doctrine, regulated through the FCC, was largely dumped in 1987. Other parts of it, related to "personal attack" rule and the "political editorial" rule, remained in place until 2000. The personal attack rule required anyone "attacked" over the airwaves to be notified beforehand and given an opportunity to respond. A similar rule was followed for the political editorial, where a broadcaster endorsing one political candidate or issue had to give similar time for a response from those not endorsed or supported.

The decision to press for re-establishment of the Fairness Doctrine now seems to have developed for two reasons. "First, [Democrats] failed on the radio airwaves with Air America, no one wanted to listen," says a senior adviser to Pelosi. "Conservative radio is a huge threat and political advantage for Republicans and we have had to find a way to limit it. Second, it looks like the Republicans are going to have someone in the presidential race who has access to media in ways our folks don't want, so we want to make sure the GOP has no advantages going into 2008."

That last comment appeared to be a veiled reference to former Sen. Fred Thompson, who appears to be gearing up for a presidential run. Over the past year, he has built a following both over the AM airwaves through the ABC Radio network, as well as through almost daily appearances across cable TV on the TV show Law & Order, where he plays a tough-talking district attorney.

According to another Democrat leadership aide, Pelosi and her team are focused on several targets in the fight, including Rush Limbaugh and the Salem Radio Network. In fact, Kucinich's staff has begun investigating Salem, one of the fastest growing radio networks in the country, which features such popular -- and highly rated -- conservative hosts as Bill Bennett and Michael Medved, and Christian hosts such as Dr. Richard Land.

"They are identifying senior employees, their political activities and their political giving," says a Government Reform committee staffer. "Salem is a big target, but the big one is going to be Limbaugh. We know we can't shut him up, but we want to make life a bit more difficult for him."



What is it with the communists and their constant whining about "level playing fields"?  It's a constant barrage.  When city-wide smoking bans get pushed through, the smokers go to other cities to spend their money, so the commies scream "No fair! How dare you circumvent our decree?" After they're done whining, they push for statewide legislation to "level the playing field."

Life isn't fair, capitalism isn't fair, and politics aren't fair.  Grow a pair and deal with it.  If anyone wanted to be subjected to the ear piercing whine of a liberal with a wedgie, they would travel to the nearest college campus.   Unfortunately for the liberals, NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK.


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Reply #990 - May 15th, 2007 at 12:49pm
 
Check out this guy's eBay feedback page.  The comments he has left for others is absolutely hilarious!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070516/ap_on_re_mi_ea/greenpeace_noah_s_ark

Look at that picture...sometime tells me Greenpeace isn't going to do an accurate model.  Also...I thought Greenpeace hated all things God?

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Reply #994 - May 16th, 2007 at 3:26pm
 
Wouldn't it be sweet to build a nuclear-powered Noah's Ark?

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Why?  The Ark was made to float...not travel.
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or travel through time...go go time ark!


and greenpeace is right, global warming is a serious threat, think about it...mother nature is sitting with a 100% kill ratio for humans, THAT BITCH!
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Obviously they skipped the part where God promised not to destroy the Earth again by water...next up...is fire!

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Reply #998 - May 16th, 2007 at 4:41pm
 
X wrote on May 16th, 2007 at 4:07pm:
Why?  The Ark was made to float...not travel.


Sure, the original ark wasn't, but they're going to make SUPER ARK.  It's going to be the arkiest ark that ever arked!

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Reply #999 - May 16th, 2007 at 4:48pm
 
screw lumber, they should use partially deweaponised plutonium!


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Reply #1000 - May 16th, 2007 at 4:58pm
 
If you're trying to destroy the environment, why both deweaponizing it?  I'm aiming for fully-weaponized plutonium!

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looking around ebay and found this:
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didn't think it was that funny till I saw "Do you drive a Minivan and need street cred?" and remebered briney doesn't have nearly enough street cred!
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Yeah, but does it have VTEC?

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Reply #1003 - May 21st, 2007 at 10:36pm
 
What do you do when your industry is suffering from losses due to horrible products?  Why repeal laws that gets your product out there...oh by the way...this is a RIAA article...and I think they got their idea from The Onion!

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By Jim Puzzanghera, Times Staff Writer
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WASHINGTON — With CD sales tumbling, record companies and musicians are looking at a new potential pot of money: royalties from broadcast radio stations.

For years, stations have paid royalties to composers and publishers when they played their songs. But they enjoy a federal exemption when paying the performers and record labels because, they argue, the airplay sells music.

Now, the Recording Industry Assn. of America and several artists' groups are getting ready to push Congress to repeal the exemption, a move that could generate hundreds of millions of dollars annually in new royalties.

Mary Wilson, who with Diana Ross and Florence Ballard formed the original Supremes, said the exemption was unfair and forced older musicians to continue touring to pay their bills.

"After so many years of not being compensated, it would be nice now at this late date to at least start," the 63-year-old Las Vegas resident said in Milwaukee, where she was performing at the Potawatomi Bingo Casino. "They've gotten 50-some years of free play. Now maybe it's time to pay up."

The decision to take on the volatile performance royalty issue again highlights the rough times the music industry is facing as listeners abandon compact discs for digital downloads, often listening to music shared with friends or obtained from file-sharing sites.

"The creation of music is suffering because of declining sales," said RIAA Chief Executive Mitch Bainwol. "We clearly have a more difficult time tolerating gaps in revenues that should be there."

It's not the first attempt to kill the exemption. In the past, politically powerful broadcasters beat back those efforts.

But with satellite and Internet radio forced to pay "public performance royalties" and Web broadcasters up in arms about a recent federal decision to boost their performance royalty rate, the record companies and musicians have a strong hand.

Broadcasters are already girding for the fight, expected to last more than a year. In a letter to lawmakers this month, the National Assn. of Broadcasters dubbed the royalties a "performance tax" that would upend the 70-year "mutually beneficial relationship" between radio stations and the recording industry.

"The existing system actually provides the epitome of fairness for all parties: free music for free promotion," wrote NAB President David Rehr.

Performance royalties are collected from traditional radio stations in nearly all major industrialized countries, but U.S. musicians and record companies can't because there is no similar royalty on the books here.

"The time comes that we really have to do this," said John Simson, executive director of SoundExchange, a group created by the recording industry to collect and distribute Internet and satellite music royalties.

For record labels and musicians, addressing the issue now is crucial because digital radio, now being rolled out, allows broadcasters to split a signal into several digital channels and play even more music exempt from performance royalties.

Groups preparing to push Congress to change the law include the RIAA, the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences, the American Federation of Musicians and other organizations. The U.S. Copyright Office has long supported removing the exemption.

The groups have a major ally in Rep. Howard L. Berman (D-Valley Village), who now chairs the House subcommittee dealing with intellectual property law. Berman is "actively contemplating" leading a legislative push to end the exemption.

"Given the many different ways to promote music now that didn't exist as effectively when this original exemption was made," he said, "the logic of that I think is more dubious."

Congress granted composers and publishers of music copyright protection in 1909. But the recording and radio industries were in their infancy, and the actual musical recordings were not covered. Congress extended limited copyright protection to musical performances in the 1970s to guard against an earlier form of piracy: the copying of records and tapes.

But by then, broadcasters were influential enough to snuff out any talk of making them pay musicians and recording companies for playing their music.

"The old saying is the reason broadcasters don't pay a performance royalty is there's a radio station in every congressional district and a record company in three," said Chris Castle, a music industry lawyer.

Broadcasters even successfully fought a group of singers and musicians led by Frank Sinatra in the late 1980s who tried to pressure Congress into changing the law. Broadcasters also prevailed in 1995, when Congress exempted them from new fees for digital recordings that everyone else had to pay.

"Congress has always recognized that broadcasters generate enormous sums of revenue to record companies and artists in terms of airplay," said NAB Executive Vice President Dennis Wharton. Radio stations also have public-interest obligations that satellite and Internet broadcasters don't have to worry about, he said.

Satellite radio, Internet broadcasters and cable television companies offering digital music channels now pay performance royalties. The recording industry and musician groups say it's time for traditional radio stations to pony up.

"Most of the artists in the world are kind of middle-class cats, trying to piece together a living," said Jonatha Brooke, a singer-songwriter who is part of the Recording Artists Coalition advocacy group. "It's important to be recognized and paid for our work."


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This is just weird...how is distributing flyers a hate crime?

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A 16-year-old Crystal Lake girl facing a felony hate crime charge alleging she and a friend distributed anti-homosexual fliers at her high school must remain locked up until her case goes to trial, a McHenry County judge ruled Tuesday.

Citing concerns over the girl’s home environment and her already lengthy juvenile record, Judge Michael Chmiel denied the girl’s request for home detention. Instead Chmiel ordered her held in the Kane County Juvenile Justice Center while the case is pending.

The girl’s record, Chmiel said, features 13 contacts with police, including an arrest for marijuana possession in August. McHenry County court records show that within the past year the girl also has been charged for driving without a license, consumption of alcohol by a minor, possession of tobacco by a minor, trespassing and three curfew violations.

“I’m concerned about you having some potentially negative influences around you,” Chmiel told her. “I think the environment is ripe for failure.”

The girl’s mother said her daughter had gone through some “rough spots” but had not been a problem in the home for at least a year. She later declined comment on the judge’s decision or the charges.

In part because of Chmiel’s ruling Tuesday, the girl appears to be heading quickly toward a trial, which now is scheduled to begin Tuesday.

She and her 16-year-old friend each face charges of hate crime, disorderly conduct and resisting a peace officer stemming from their arrest May 11 outside Crystal Lake South High School. The charges allege the girls were distributing fliers showing two men kissing and containing inflammatory language toward homosexuals.

Authorities say the fliers were directed specifically toward a male classmate — and neighbor of one of the girls — with whom they had been feuding. Both girls are suspended from school as a result, authorities said Tuesday, and likely will not be allowed back until at least the next school year.

Chmiel agreed Tuesday to place the second girl on home detention. She will be placed on electronic monitoring and allowed to leave only for school, counseling, work or other activities approved by a probation officer.

Unlike her friend, her trial does not appear imminent. Instead her lawyer Tuesday filed a motion asking Chmiel to throw out the hate crime and disorderly conduct charges.

“I believe it more attacks the speech, and at this point, they haven’t shown what conduct was truly disorderly,” said her attorney, Charles McKenney. “The issue should be her conduct, not the content of the flier.”

The girl’s parents declined comment Tuesday. Chmiel scheduled a June 26 hearing on her motion to dismiss the charges.


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Reply #1005 - May 24th, 2007 at 8:45am
 
only one thing you can do in that situation, punch her in the face to prove you're right!


but really, their flier didn't have a picture of the guy on it with "we are going to kill you on thursday may 24" or anything.  Why did the school have to call the police?  Yes she does sound like a man-hating femanazi, but jail for that?  I know bob(punk) has yelled worse things than that out the window while riding in MY car.  He didn't go to jail...(no matter how funny it would have been)  I guess it is just worse when it is written...
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Reply #1006 - May 24th, 2007 at 9:41am
 
Nah, you just have to be smart enough to not get caught.

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Reply #1007 - May 25th, 2007 at 2:42am
 
What happens when your kids are too stupid to graduate?

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12:54 PM CDT on Thursday, May 24, 2007

By DARLA MILES / WFAA-TV


FORT WORTH — Students who had been planning to walk across the stage at graduation ceremonies this weekend were instead walking a picket line Thursday morning.

The Trimble Tech High School seniors marched in front of Fort Worth Independent School District headquarters to protest Wednesday's decision by trustees to bar students who failed the TAKS test from commencement exercises.

About a dozen young people, carrying signs and chanting, began picketing at 8:30 a.m. Thursday. They represent the 613 Fort Worth seniors who did not pass the Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills exam.

Crystal Martinez complained that while she finished at the top of her class with a 3.5 grade point average, she is now blocked from graduation by failing the TAKS test.

"We know we're not going to get our diplomas, but we just want to walk across the stage," Martinez said. "That's all we ask for right now."

Classmate Chloe Walker agreed. "I believe that I have at least the right to walk the stage with all my friends," she said. "I made it this far, and I have all my credits I need. I deserve to get my certificate of completion."

School officials said non-graduating seniors will have a chance to take the TAKS test again in July. If they pass, they can participate in a separate commencement exercise in August.

The Trimble students said they planned to continue their protest through the day, and may be joined by other students.

Not all school districts ban students who fail the TAKS from graduation ceremonies. Arlington, Coppell, Duncanville, Frisco, Grand Prairie, Hurst-Euless-Bedford and Richardson students are permitted to "walk the stage."

But school districts in Allen, Carrollton-Farmers Branch, Dallas, DeSoto, Garland, Irving, Lancaster, Mansfield, McKinney, Mesquite, Plano and Wylie all have policies similar to the Fort Worth ISD.


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guess high school is a lot easier when all you take is "remedial gym" and "thinking is good"
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No kidding.  You must be taking crap classes to get a 3.5 GPA and not be able to pass a retarded standardized test.

Then again, it never failed to amaze me how many of our classmates had trouble passing the MEAP.  I remember some people talking about taking the math portion four times before they passed.

At that rate, you could probably guess the answers and still pass eventually.

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These people should also take a lesson from the MEAP and our former teachers.  If you want funding...cheat!  When we took our math portion we all  had our worked checked and we were "recommended" to recheck our answers.
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Really?  Why didn't they ever do that for me?

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When the hell did you have your answers checked?!

And who ever had problems with the math section?  Its the damn english section...doorknob is to milk as cat is to _________
WTF, where are the numbers in that?!  Stupid illogical english language.

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Gay bar wins right to ban heterosexuals (AAP)

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A Melbourne gay bar has been granted an exemption from the Equal Opportunity Act in a landmark ruling which will allow security to refuse entry to heterosexuals.

The owners of Collingwood's Peel Hotel, which came under fire in April for promoting a gay Anzac Day party, successfully argued to the state planning tribunal that banning heterosexuals from the club would prevent "sexually based insults and violence".

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VCAT deputy president Cate McKenzie claimed that allowing straight men and women into the club would defeat the purpose of the venue.

"This would undermine or destroy the atmosphere which the company wishes to create," McKenzie said.

"Sometimes heterosexual groups and lesbian groups insult and deride and are even physically violent towards the gay male patrons."

McKenzie said some straight women came to the club because they found the gay patrons entertaining.

"To regard the gay male patrons of the venue as providing an entertainment or spectacle to be stared at, as one would at an animal at a zoo, devalues and dehumanises them," she said.

"(This exemption) seeks to give gay men a space in which they may, without inhibition, meet, socialise and express physical attraction to each other in a non-threatening atmosphere."

A spokeswoman for the Victorian Gay and Lesbian Lobby Group told the Herald Sun that gay men at the Peel had been made to feel like "zoo animals".

"This exemption was not sought to exclude members of the community but to try to maintain a safe space for men to meet," the spokeswoman said.

"It's sad that members of our community would have to go to the VCAT to preserve their rights.

"This is one of the only free venues with live music in the area, so certainly some people may feel a bit unhappy about the decision."


Ya, I don't know if anyone remember that a while ago some kid made a big stink because he was not hired at a Christian bookstore and he said it was because he was an outright atheist.  The press, then, sided with the kid...hmm I wonder what they'll do here?

Also this shows you as long as you are not white, straight, rich, and especially a man....you can get away with anything!

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MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton outlined a broad economic vision Tuesday, saying it's time to replace an "on your own" society with one based on shared responsibility and prosperity.

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"I prefer a 'we're all in it together' society," she said. "I believe our government can once again work for all Americans. It can promote the great American tradition of opportunity for all and special privileges for none."

That means pairing growth with fairness, she said, to ensure that the middle-class succeeds in the global economy, not just corporate CEOs.

"There is no greater force for economic growth than free markets. But markets work best with rules that promote our values, protect our workers and give all people a chance to succeed," she said. "Fairness doesn't just happen. It requires the right government policies."

Clinton spoke at the Manchester School of Technology, which trains high school students for careers in the construction, automotive, graphic arts and other industries. The school highlighted one of the nine goals she outlined: increasing support for alternative schools and community colleges.

"We have sent a message to our young people that if you don't go to college ... that you're thought less of in America. We have to stop this," she said. "Our country cannot run without the people who have the skills that are taught in this school."

Beyond education, Clinton said she would reduce special breaks for corporations, eliminate tax incentives for companies that ship jobs overseas and open up CEO pay to greater public scrutiny.

Clinton also said she would help people save more money by expanding and simplifying the earned income tax credit; create new jobs by pursuing energy independence; and ensure that every American has affordable health insurance.


If you want to classify this type of economic system at the least you could call it socialism and at most you call it communism.  He, or she, who has the gold makes the rules....once you have no gold...they won't care who or what you support.

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When she cuts me a check for a million dollars...I'll think about believing in her philosophy.  It's the rich who always want the middle class to bare the burden of the "great experiment"...well you first, whore.

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CHARLES CITY, Iowa — A police officer who claims his chicken sandwich was slimed by two teenage employees at a McDonald's restaurant is suing the fast food company.

Officer Josh Douglas said he was working nights two years ago and went through the McDonald's drive-thru in Charles City. He ordered a chicken sandwich, which came with lettuce and tomato.

Not liking vegetables, Douglas said he went to remove the toppings and discovered what he described as a mucousy substance holding them together.

"Fortunately, I don't like lettuce. Because if I did I would have at least taken one bite before I realized what was the matter," he said.

Douglas and another officer went inside the restaurant, where they found two teenagers working. The employees said they were imitating a prank in a movie in which a state trooper orders a burger and the cook spits phlegm on it.

Both boys were fired and one of them later apologized to Douglas, records show.

Douglas and his attorney, Joel Yunek, say they have negotiated with McDonald's for more than a year but have been unable to reach a settlement. They filed a lawsuit on May 8 in Floyd County District Court.

Yunek said they aren't looking "for the world."

"But certainly ... he is deserving of an apology. Certainly, he is deserving of some kind of compensation," Yunek said.

Douglas said it's not about money but about accountability and to ensure the restaurant takes measures to ensure their employees are handling food properly.

Sam Soifer, the owner of the Charles City franchise, said in a written statement to KIMT-TV in Mason City that the restaurant took immediate action to fire the employees and that McDonald's takes food safety seriously.


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Ok I have a few problems with this situation.  It's nasty yes but there are two things that kinda irk me.

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TWO BLOODY YEARS?!  Come on!  It certainly doesn't take 2 bloody years to sue MickyD's!

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That means it's taken just one year to begin to sue them and the other to disagree with the settlement!  Again...hot coffee woman sued and won a court case in like 3 months!  But read this quote in conjunction with the next one...

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Bullcrap...if it wasn't about the money then he would have settled already.  Plus, what steps does he want them to take?  Have robots make your food?  Have 2 other managers constantly looking at the food makers to make sure they don't hock a loogie in sandwiches?

This is just one of the many reasons I would never go in uniform to fast food restaurants when I become a cop....icky.

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Yeah, but "hot coffee woman" had an open-and-shut case.  McDonald's gross negligence in that situation was so glaringly obvious that nobody could've questioned their guilt.

I do agree about the money thing, though.  It's obvious he's in it for the money, or he simply would've arrested the kids and left it to the criminal justice system.

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CLINTON TOWNSHIP -- When Tom Pacholke spotted a co-worker wearing her prom dress on her way into the Nino Salvaggio market where he was working, he let out a whistle to get her attention.

Unfortunately for him, Pacholke, 18, chose that distinctive tune called a wolf whistle stereotypically heard on construction sites. Twenty minutes later, he was called into the manager's office and fired.

"He said, 'I've got to let you go. You've got to understand where I'm coming from,' " said Pacholke, who had worked at the Hall Road store for about 18 months. "I said, 'I don't. You're firing me for whistling at a friend. I've known her since the seventh grade.' "

His parents protested the April 27 firing, but the store held firm, even though the co-worker didn't complain and wasn't offended.

"It's just unbelievable," said Pacholke's mother, Lorey, of Clinton Township. "The next morning my husband did go in (to the store), and they wouldn't even talk to him."

Pacholke's case serves as an example of how employees have to be very alert about their interaction with other employees, said one local labor lawyer.

"Typically, Michigan employees are at the will of the employers," said Sue Ellen Eisenberg, a Bloomfield Hills attorney specializing in labor. "The key is, employers have the right to police their own work force. You have to be incredibly careful."

Pacholke's former co-worker backed up his version of the incident , adding: "It was no big deal." She didn't want to be identified because she's afraid of losing her job, too.

Nino Salvaggio did not return phone calls from The Detroit News. But Maureen Sisco, the company's human resources director, wrote in an e-mail that "It is our company policy that we do not comment on employment issues."


Ok I can speak on this because I know Michigan law.  It is only considered sexual harassment when it's UNWANTED and the person must complain.  I understand that the store doesn't want the chick to sue them just to sue them but to takes such drastic measures is just wrong.  Does that also mean employees can't look at each other or talk to each other on the off chance that something they look at or say would be considered sexual harassment?  I'm sure the chick would have been offended if people diverted their eyes from her in her dress.  Work places, like schools, are getting to the point where they are afraid of everything.  Although with stores they tend not to bring in the cops to deal with their problems as much.  I'm sure if this kid did it at school he'd be in prison and on the sex offenders list by now.

In this country we don't need a group of people called terrorist to be scared...we've got some all around us...they're called lawyers.

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AMSTERDAM —  Dutch students have developed powdered alcohol which they say can be sold legally to minors.

The latest innovation in inebriation, called Booz2Go, is available in 20-gram packets that cost 1-1.5 euros ($1.35-$2).

Top it up with water and you have a bubbly, lime-colored and -flavored drink with just 3 percent alcohol content.

"We are aiming for the youth market. They are really more into it because you can compare it with Bacardi-mixed drinks," 20-year-old Harm van Elderen told Reuters.

Van Elderen and four classmates at Helicon Vocational Institute, about an hour's drive from Amsterdam, came up with the idea as part of their final-year project.

"Because the alcohol is not in liquid form, we can sell it to people below 16," said project member Martyn van Nierop.

The legal age for drinking alcohol and smoking is 16 in the Netherlands.

In Germany, alcopops -- sweet drinks containing alcohol and in powder form -- caused quite a stir when launched on to the market. Alcohol powder, classified as a flavouring, was sold in the United States three years ago.

The students said companies interested in making the product commercially could avoid taxes because the alcohol was in powder form. A number of companies are interested, they said.


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I'm still counting down the days when it'll be illegal to breathe...it's kinda what I imagine Total Recall was.
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Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has attacked the Catholic rule of no sex before marriage, insisting "no one is a virgin when they get married."

The Brazilian beauty accuses The Vatican of being irresponsible for their stance against contraception and abortion.

Bundchen tells the Folha de Sao Paulo newspaper, "Today no one is a virgin when they get married ... show me someone who's a virgin."

Referring to pregnant women, Bundchen says they should be given the right to choose whether or not they have the child.

She says, "If she thinks she doesn't have the money or the emotional condition to raise a child, why should she give birth?"

"It's ridiculous to ban contraceptives - you only have to think of the diseases that are transmitted without them. I think it should be compulsory to use a contraceptive."

"How is it possible to not want people to use condoms and also not have abortions? It's impossible, I'm sorry."


Sounds like someone's feeling guilty for being a slut.

This chick needs to hang around us or go to some Star Wars conventions if she wants to show and tell.

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Gisele is an arrogant, self-serving whore, and she can blow me.

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Ok...read this headline and then read the story and see if you can't spot the wrongness of it.

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WASHINGTON (AFP) - Asked their views on whether human life is a result of God's creation or a product of evolution, one quarter of Americans chose both conflicting theories, a poll suggested Friday.

"All told, 25 percent say that both creationism and evolution are definitely or probably true," USA Today said.

Overall, more Americans expressed a strong belief in creationism, or the theory that God created humans in their present form at a single period in time within the last 10,000 years.

A full 66 percent said they believed in creationism, with 39 percent of those polled saying it was definitely true and 27 percent believing it was probably true.

But 53 percent said they believed in evolution, the scientific theory that humans developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life. Eighteen percent said evolution was definitely true, while 35 percent said it was probably true.

The results were released in a USA Today/Gallup poll of 1,007 adults, taken between June 1-3. The margin of error was three percent.

The polarizing issue of how life came to be has worked its way into US classrooms in recent years. Some states have enacted legislation that says teachers must include critical analysis of Charles Darwin's evolutionary theory.

More recently, the question divided Republican presidential candidates who traditionally represent the Christian conservative elements of US society, with three answering in last month's debate that they do not believe in evolution.


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Doesn't that mean that all if not most Americans believe in both?  Hmm, I think so.

Yet not half, not a third, but a QUARTER of Americans believe in both.  When you consider that 30% of Americans don't know what year 9/11 took place that should tell you about the quality of Americans to think.

But what I found most surprising was that 66% of Americans believe in creationism only!  So shouldn't the head line be "Americans believe in creationism: poll"?  Why that would mean evolutionists don't have a strangle hold on the public as they'd like us to think.

Suck my non-evolved balls, Dawkins!!!

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Vatican City - US President George W Bush drew gasps at the Vatican on Saturday by referring to Pope Benedict XVI as "sir" instead of the expected "His Holiness", pool reporters said.

They could clearly hear the US leader say "Yes, sir" when the pope asked him if he was going to meet with officials of the lay Catholic Sant'Egidio community at the US embassy later during his visit.

A handful of pool reporters were on hand as Benedict greeted Bush at the door of his private library ahead of a private audience of about half an hour.

On his way to see the 80-year-old pontiff, the US leader apparently recognised someone he knew, and could be heard greeting the person with a casual "How ya doin'?"

The pool reporters also noted Bush's relaxed posture, crossing his legs "Texan style" while facing the pope across his desk in the private study of the apostolic palace.


I don't understand why this is so horrible.

1) He's not Catholic
2) Just because you give yourself a title doesn't mean it's true.  I want to be called High Holy Supreme Commander Treka Kirk.
3) When one of you is a NWO operative and the other is a former Hitler Youth...I think saying or being called either one might call forth a lightning bolt.

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There is no way in hell I'd call any mortal man "His Holiness," so the Pope will just have to get over his pretentious power trip when I become president.

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Rogers/Paul Ticket!

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The words "natural family," "marriage" and "union of a man and a woman" can be punished as "hate speech" in government workplaces, according to a lawsuit that is being appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court.
    Briefs for Good News Employee Association vs. Hicks, which were filed June 5 with the nation's highest court, lists D.C. school board President Robert C. Bobb as one of two plaintiffs. The case originated five years ago in Oakland, Calif., during his tenure there as city manager.
    The dispute began in January 2003, when the two Oakland employees created a subgroup at their workplace called the "Good News Employee Association." It was partly in response to a group of homosexual employees having formed their own group 10 months before and being given access to the city e-mail system. One e-mail, dated Oct. 11, 2002, invited city employees to participate in "National Coming-Out Day."
    When several employees asked whether such a posting was legitimate city business, they got an e-mail from City Council member Danny Wan, reminding them that a "celebration of the gay/lesbian culture and movement" was part of the city's role to "celebrate diversity."
    In response, the Good News employees posted an introductory flier on the employee bulletin board Jan. 3.
    It said: "Preserve Our Workplace With Integrity: Good News Employee Association is a forum for people of faith to express their views on the contemporary issues of the day." It said it opposed "all views which seek to redefine the natural family and marriage," which it defined as "a union of a man and a woman, according to California state law."
    Anyone who wanted to help preserve "integrity in the workplace" was invited to contact the two employees: Regina Rederford and Robin Christy.
    A lesbian co-worker, Judith Jennings, spotted the flier and complained to the city attorney's office that it made her feel "targeted" and "excluded," according to a deposition. The flier was removed by a supervisor because it violated the city's anti-discrimination rules.
    A U.S. District Court for Northern California ruling said the words "natural family" and "marriage" had "anti-homosexual import."
    However, Miss Rederford was told she could announce the group's presence on the city's e-mail system if she removed "verbiage that could be offensive to gay people."
    In late February 2003, Joyce Hicks, a city deputy executive director and the other defendant in the suit, sent out a memo to city employees. It cited recent incidents where "fliers were placed in public view which contained statements of a homophobic nature" and warned employees they could be fired for posting such material.
    Miss Rederford and Miss Christy sued the city, claiming their First Amendment rights had been violated. According to court documents, employees had posted bulletin announcements on everything from terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden to local sporting events, yet those had not been removed.

The district court disagreed, saying the women had other venues in which to proclaim their message. The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said employees' freedom of speech takes a back seat to employers' "legitimate administrative interests." They were allowed to submit a new flier, subject to "certain editorial constraints."
    "This incredible and devastating ruling has had the practical effect of silencing hundreds, if not thousands, of City of Oakland employees who simply wish to talk about marriage and family values," said a statement from the Pro-Family Law Center in Temecula, Calif., which represents the plaintiffs.
    "To the extent that this ruling has been shared by Oakland with other cities, there is a huge risk that these rulings are being treated as precedent by other cities across the nation," the statement continued.


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Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is expected to finalise a deal on buying up to nine Russian submarines during a visit here later this month, a Russian newspaper reported on Thursday.

Caracas has already ordered five 636-type diesel submarines and four of a new model of diesel submarine, the 677E Amur, the Kommersant broadsheet said, quoting unnamed sources in the ship-building and arms export sectors.

Chavez may have to settle for the older 636 submarines for the time being as the new 677E Amur has not yet been presented to Russia's own navy, a source at the arms export agency Rosoboronexport said.

"To start off with they were insisting on only the Amurs but were then persuaded to take the 636 vessels," the source told Kommersant.

The paper said Chavez planned to visit Russia on June 29, less than a year after a visit last July, the paper said.

If it goes ahead, the deal is likely to become a "new irritant in relations between Moscow and Washington," the paper commented.

Venezuela has become a major buyer of Russian arms in recent years, angering the United States, which worries about Chavez's anti-American tone.

Since 2005 Caracas has spent 3.4 billion dollars (2.6 billion euros) on arms from Russia, including 24 fighter planes, 35 military helicopters, air defence systems and 100,000 kalashnikov rifles, the paper said.

Venezuela wants the submarines in order to overcome a possible US naval blockade, the paper said.

The deal "could become a new irritant in relations between Moscow and Washington," Kommersant said.

Between 2004 and 2006 Russia supplied eight of the 636 submarines to China and is now building two such submarines for Algeria, Kommersant added.


So Venezuela is just a nuisance, eh?

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I don't know why you are so cocky, the Navy is trained to not fire untill fired upon.  Do you think nothing bad can happen when we have to let them get the first couple shots off?  Just because we can win the battle doesn't mean they can't take a few lives before we start fighting back.

and furthermore what are we doing blocking Venezuela, thats where I get all my coke!
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Yeah, you're absolutely right, the US does not fire until fired upon.

Just like the Spanish-American war, the Korean conflict, Vietnam, Iraq 1.0, Iraq 2.0, et cetera, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

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Oooo One sub...isn't of Das Boot it's El Bote.

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Unless they are severely lucky with their first shot and that actually hit the ship and not only that but wound it so bad that it's in bad shape.  Our ships and technology aren't like WWII anymore.  Not only does it take a lot of pounding to do enough damage to a ship, anything larger than an PT boat, but that sonar tech is far more advanced today.

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If you throw WWII in there it's funny to think that all these wars started under false pretenses and that the US got involved in them through killing of their own people or outright lies.

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A torpedo is still a torpedo! There are countermeasures, but still. Also, are you forgetting what a tiny boat full of explosives did the the USS Cole?
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I wasn't getting at them getting the first shot would sink the ship, but if they get the first shot(and time to line it up) most likely someone would be hit also in the process and die.  The ship doesn't have to sink for casualties.
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Yes but there are two problems with your argument.  The first was that a boat full of explosives is much much different than a torpedo.  Second of all the USS Cole still made it home with a huge hole in its side.  Therefore, I still say that while a torpedo can kill a bunch of people the ship will still be safe and able to attack back.

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meh I wasn't making an argument, but for funsies, I think I will. Give me a bit, I'm at work, might have to wait.
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PARIS - French engineering company Alstom said Friday it won a development contract with Germany power and gas provider E.on AG to develop a carbon dioxide emissions capture plant in southern Sweden.
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"Because CO2 is recognized as the main greenhouse gas contributing to global warming, development of this technology is an important milestone towards reducing power industry carbon emissions," Alstom said in a statement.

The plant, to capture emissions from a power plant at Karlshamn, in the south of Sweden, will use Alstom's chilled ammonia-based technology and is expected to begin operation in 2008. The companies plan to introduce the technology into other Swedish power plants after technical evaluation.

Alstom's chilled ammonia technology uses ammonia to capture CO2 emissions that would normally escape into the atmosphere.


Umm God beat you to this Frenchy about 10,000 years ago.  This is just one of the many reasons why I don't buy global warming.  Oh no we're making a carbon footprint!  Duhh we're breathing!  And more importantly the stuff we breath out, aka carbon!, helps keep plants alive.  Ya know the hippies were all about me saving the rain forests and not logging so much...so I did my part to keep the plants alive by remaining alive for all this time...

I just fear that this global warming will set up two things for the NWO plan.  The first being to generate a global carbon tax.  The second being what better way to stop people from expelling so much CO2 then to finally get their plan to decrease the population of Earth under 500 million!

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meh I wasn't making an argument, but for funsies, I think I will. Give me a bit, I'm at work, might have to wait.


So we should expect your reply about the same time as MST3K: Battlefield Earth, right?

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Yea you know, I totally forgot about this post.  I think I will just concede the point due to laziness
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That's the spirit!

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I win by the two greatest words in the English language!!! De-fault! De-fault!  De-fault!

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The easiest way to win an argument with Briney is to mention BFE.

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Briney: Guys!  The house is on fire!!!
Us:  Are you sure?!
Briney: What do you mean am I sure?!  Of course I'm sure!
Us: Ya?  Just like you were sure you'd finish BFE after we spent 6 hours of our lives watching that horrible movie?
Briney: ....well maybe the house isn't on fire....
Us:  Ya...we thought so

*We burn to death* Why?  All because Briney couldn't finish BFE!!!

Good job Briney!!!   Smiley

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Well with an argument like that, how can I not finish it!


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Next to your Beta Max?  Ya know...right underneath your 8-track and to the left of your Victrola.

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X wrote on Jun 24th, 2007 at 1:27pm:
Briney: Guys!  The house is on fire!!!
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Us: Ya?  Just like you were sure you'd finish BFE after we spent 6 hours of our lives watching that horrible movie?
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Alright, I definitely think this qualifies as "Random Stupidity."

http://cgi.ebay.com/A-POTATO-CHIP-SHAPED-LIKE-THE-EYE-OF-SAURON-LOTR-WEIRD_W0QQi...

Yes folks, that's right, if you order now you can own your very own "Eye of Sauron" shaped potato chip!

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The biggest question in the race for the Republican Presidential nomination is whether or not former Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson can sustain his warm-up act once he becomes an actual candidate. The actor once did what many politicians could never imagine by walking away from a career in the Senate. Now he is on the verge of doing what few politicians can even dream of by entering a race for the White House on top of the polls for his party’s nomination.

Thompson, preparing to formally announce his candidacy, leads the pack in the latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey with 27% support. That gives him a four-point advantage over former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani who is currently preferred by 23% of Likely Primary Voters. A week ago, it was Thompson 28% and Giuliani 27%. Two weeks ago, they were tied at 24%. Prior to that time, Giuliani had been on top in every weekly Rasmussen Reports poll for five months

Thompson leads Giuliani by 13 percentage points among conservative primary voters while Giuliani leads among moderates.

Among Republicans, 74% now have a favorable opinion of Giuliani. That’s down from 82% in late May. Twenty-three percent (23%) of Republican voters have an unfavorable opinion of the former Mayor. Thompson’s numbers among the GOP faithful have been moving in the opposite direction. Sixty-six percent (66%) of GOP voters have a favorable opinion of the actor while just 18% have an unfavorable view.

Among those with more strongly held opinions, Thompson currently has an edge --21% of Republicans have a Very Favorable opinion of him while 14% have a Very Unfavorable opinion. For Giuliani, those numbers are 18% Very Favorable opinion and 19% Very Unfavorable.

Another new poll shows that both men are competitive in general election match-ups with the Democratic hopeful from Illinois, Senator Barack Obama. Obama is currently second in polling for the Democratic Presidential nomination.

This week’s GOP poll also finds former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney earning 12% support and Arizona Senator John McCain attracting 11%. Romney is viewed favorably by 56% of Republicans nationwide and McCain is viewed favorably by just 55% (40% have an unfavorable view of the former frontrunner).

On Monday, McCain strongly denied rumors that his recent plummet in the polls might cause him to drop out of the race. Over the past month, McCain lost a net ten points in a general election match-up with Senator Hillary Clinton. McCain’s decline among Republicans is tied to his support for an unpopular Senate immigration bill favored by just 22% of all voters.

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee is atop the second tier safely behind the leading candidates at 3%. Six other candidates--Senator Sam Brownback, Congressman Ron Paul, Congressman Tom Tancredo, former Governor Tommy Thompson, Congressman Duncan Hunter, and former Governor Jim Gilmore—split 7% of the vote. Seventeen percent (17%) are not sure.

Rasmussen Reports releases updated polling data on the Republican nominating contest every Tuesday. Results for the Democrats are updated on Mondays. The current survey is based upon national telephone interviews with 587 Likely Republican Primary Voters conducted June 18-21, 2007. The margin of sampling error is +/- 4 percentage points with a 95% level of confidence. The Rasmussen Reports sample includes not only Republicans, but also independents who say they are likely to vote in a Republican Primary.

Rasmussen Reports continuously updates general election match-ups and other measures for all Republican and Democratic Presidential candidates. Also regularly updated are favorability ratings for Members of Congress, Other Political Figures, and Journalists along with public attitudes towards Congress, the War on Terror, and other topics.

Rasmussen Reports releases updated polling data on the Democrat Nomination Process every Monday and on the Republican contest every Tuesday. Results for the Generic Congressional Ballot are updated monthly.

Rasmussen Reports is an electronic publishing firm specializing in the collection, publication, and distribution of public opinion polling information.

The Rasmussen Reports ElectionEdge™ Premium Service for Election 2008 offers the most comprehensive public opinion coverage ever provided for a Presidential election.

Rasmussen Reports’ Election 2006 coverage has been praised for its accuracy and reliability. Michael Barone, Senior Writer for U.S. News & World Report and co-author of The Almanac of American Politics, mentions, “One clear lesson from the Republican victory of 2004 and the Democratic victory of 2006 is that the best place to look for polls that are spot on is RasmussenReports.com." And University of Virginia Professor Larry Sabato states, “In election campaigns, I’ve learned to look for the Rasmussen results. In my experience, they are right on the money. There is no question Rasmussen produces some of the most accurate and reliable polls in the country today.”

Rasmussen Reports was also the nation's most accurate polling firm during the 2004 Presidential election and the only one to project both Bush and Kerry's vote total within half a percentage point of the actual outcome.

During both Election 2004 and Election 2006, RasmussenReports.com was the top-ranked public opinion research site on the web. We had twice as many visitors as our nearest competitor and nearly as many as all competitors combined.

Scott Rasmussen, president of Rasmussen Reports, has been an independent pollster for more than a decade.


That's a 4% lead, gentlemen!  27% versus 23%!  Have you noticed that the mainstream media still acts as though he's non-existent?

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I still want the national media to put Ron Paul on their list...they have him at 1% because he's not allowed to be chosen in the polls.

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A child's tantrum onboard a Delta commuter flight forced a pilot to make an emergency landing at Philadelphia International Airport.

Chopper 10 was over the scene.

The forced landing was caused by a fight over apple juice.

A 4-year-old wanted apple juice and when the stewardess didn't get it quick enough, the child threw a tantrum, NBC 10 reported.

The Delta commuter flight landed around 5 p.m. Tuesday.

The flight originated in New York and was headed to North Carolina before the incident.

Passengers were spending the night in Philadelphia, NBC 10 reported.

Authorities said there would be no charges filed in the incident


You can't tell me that a 4 y/o can make such a racket that they have to land the plane like he was some terrorist.  Also, where is this kid's parents?  If he's 4 he shouldn't be flying alone and if they are there....then they needed to pushed out one of the plane's exits.

On another subject...has anyone been hearing much about this "fairness doctrine" the Dems are trying to push?  I just heard Kerry talk about how they need it for AM radio.  I thought the govt wanted free trade and leave businesses alone.  That's why Air America tanked and Rush Limbaugh is the number 1 AM radio show.  It seems like the people who support the Dems don't want to hear them talk anymore than the rest of us.  But I was wondering if this was only for AM radio or what?
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That child's parents should've beaten the ever-loving crap out of him/her.  Failing that, the other passengers should've beaten the parents senseless for not keeping their child in line, thereby causing all of them an unnecessary and unwanted diversion and an unwanted overnight stay in a foreign airport.

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Umm...ya...ya see...the reason why women are sluts today are because woman have grown up without a male presence...so umm...this is the state destroying the family itself!

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THE notorious Auschwitz concentration camp is to be renamed, after a campaign to make it clear that the death center was established and run by Germans, not by Poles.
The Polish government announced yesterday that UNESCO – the UN’s cultural arm – has accepted its request for a change of name.

Poland has asked that Auschwitz and the linked Birkenau camp should become the Auschwitz-Birkenau Nazi German Concentration and Death Camp in the UN list of World Heritage sites.

Its Culture Minister Kazi mierz Ujazdowski said: "UNESCO has made a decision as a result of Poland’s request to change the name to reflect the historical truth. This is a victory for truth.”

Warsaw formally asked for a name change last year. Israel backed the plan after initial reservations.

Up to 1.5million people – Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, the disabled, political prisoners and followers of faiths –were killed in the camp during the Second World War.

Poland has long fought against accusations by some Jewish and Western commentators that Poles were willing Nazi helpers.

http://express.co.uk/news/view/11533/Auschwitz+horror+camp+is+renamed



I don't know how it is in Europe, but over here I think it is established in most peoples' minds that the whole death camp thing was a German idea.  You just can't rename something like that.

I suppose it could be worse.  The Polish government could be selling naming rights to the prison in the same way football stadium names are auctioned off.  I can see it know, "Volkswagen Death Camp and Amusement Park."  By the way, I've decided to rename Tiananmen Square to Giant Orgy Fest 2008.  I hope that's okay with everyone.

I also heard the Japanese are planning on renaming Iwo Jima.  If memory serves, they're going to call it Iwo To, which was its original name.  The name "Iwo Jima" was supposedly misinterpreted by the US Navy.  The way I see it, too many Marines paid for that island and too much time has passed.  It should remain Iwo Jima.

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Actually it was the commander of the JAPANESE army that misinterpreted their own language Iwo Toa (the name they are going to change it to) and Iwo Jima are represented by the same characters in Japanese.  As Colbert said, "Even Japan doesn't understand Japanese!"

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Yeah, well, I was close.  In my defense, I read the article ages ago.

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Funny...that's what Spanky said about you

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Thats surprising. With her bulk, it can be more of a hit-and-miss situation.
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Well if you treat her fat folds like you would you're guaranteed to not miss
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Well, if you spray her down like a fire hose, you're almost guaranteed to hit the target sooner or later.

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The eagerly awaited new album by Prince is being launched as a free CD with a national Sunday newspaper in a move that has drawn widespread criticism from music retailers.

The Mail on Sunday revealed yesterday that the 10-track Planet Earth CD will be available with an "imminent" edition, making it the first place in the world to get the album. Planet Earth will go on sale on July 24.

"It's all about giving music for the masses and he believes in spreading the music he produces to as many people as possible," said Mail on Sunday managing director Stephen Miron. "This is the biggest innovation in newspaper promotions in recent times."

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The paper, which sells more than 2m copies a week, will be ramping up its print run in anticipation of a huge spike in circulation but would not reveal how much the deal with Prince would cost.

One music store executive described the plan as "madness" while others said it was a huge insult to an industry battling fierce competition from supermarkets and online stores. Prince's label has cut its ties with the album in the UK to try to appease music stores.

The Entertainment Retailers Association said the giveaway "beggars belief". "It would be an insult to all those record stores who have supported Prince throughout his career," ERA co-chairman Paul Quirk told a music conference. "It would be yet another example of the damaging covermount culture which is destroying any perception of value around recorded music.

"The Artist Formerly Known as Prince should know that with behaviour like this he will soon be the Artist Formerly Available in Record Stores. And I say that to all the other artists who may be tempted to dally with the Mail on Sunday."

High street music giant HMV was similarly scathing about the plans. Speaking before rumours of a giveaway were confirmed, HMV chief executive Simon Fox said: "I think it would be absolutely nuts. I can't believe the music industry would do it to itself. I simply can't believe it would happen; it would be absolute madness."

Prince, whose Purple Rain sold more than 11m copies, also plans to give away a free copy of his latest album with tickets for his forthcoming concerts in London. The singer had signed a global deal for the promotion and distribution of Planet Earth in partnership with Columbia Records, a division of music company Sony BMG. A spokesman for the group said last night that the UK arm of Sony BMG had withdrawn from Prince's global deal and would not distribute the album to UK stores


Hmm and here I thought that RIAA and the companies were all about what's best for the artists?  I'm no fan of Prince, and if I got his CD in the paper...I'd cancel my subscription.  This goes to show you that artists hold none of their own rights in that biz.

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What a bunch of whiny morons.  If he wants to give his CD away for free, all the more power to him.

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Some tourists, amateur photographers, even would-be filmmakers hoping to make it big on YouTube could soon be forced to obtain a city permit and $1 million in liability insurance before taking pictures or filming on city property, including sidewalks.

New rules being considered by the Mayor’s Office of Film, Theater and Broadcasting would require any group of two or more people who want to use a camera in a single public location for more than a half hour to get a city permit and insurance.

The same requirements would apply to any group of five or more people who plan to use a tripod in a public location for more than 10 minutes, including the time it takes to set up the equipment.

Julianne Cho, assistant commissioner of the film office, said the rules were not intended to apply to families on vacation or amateur filmmakers or photographers.

Nevertheless, the New York Civil Liberties Union says the proposed rules, as strictly interpreted, could have that effect. The group also warns that the rules set the stage for selective and perhaps discriminatory enforcement by police.

“These rules will apply to a huge range of casual photography and filming, including tourists taking snapshots and people making short videos for YouTube,” said Christopher Dunn, the group’s associate legal director.

Mr. Dunn suggested that the city deliberately kept the language vague, and that as a result police would have broad discretion in enforcing the rules. In a letter sent to the film office this week, Mr. Dunn said the proposed rules would potentially apply to tourists in places like Times Square, Rockefeller Center or ground zero, “where people routinely congregate for more than half an hour and photograph or film.”

The rule could also apply to people waiting in line to enter the Empire State Building or other tourist attractions.

The rules define a “single site” as any area within 100 feet of where filming begins. Under the rules, the two or more people would not actually have to be filming, but could simply be holding an ordinary camera and talking to each other.

The rules are intended to set standards for professional filmmakers and photographers, said Ms. Cho, assistant commissioner of the film office, but the language of the draft makes no such distinction.

“While the permitting scheme does not distinguish between commercial and other types of filming, we anticipate that these rules will have minimal, if any, impact on tourists and recreational photographers, including those that use tripods,” Ms. Cho said in an e-mail response to questions.

Mr. Dunn said that the civil liberties union asked repeatedly for such a distinction in negotiations on the rules but that city officials refused, ostensibly to avoid creating loopholes that could be exploited by professional filmmakers and photographers.

City officials would not confirm that yesterday. But Mark W. Muschenheim, a lawyer with the city’s law department, which helped draft the rules, said, “There are few instances, if any, where the casual tourist would be affected.”

The film office held a public hearing on the proposed rules yesterday, but no one attended. The only written comments the department received were from the civil liberties group, Ms. Cho said.

Ms. Cho said the office expected to publish a final version of the rules at the end of July. They would go into effect a month later.

The permits would be free and applications could be obtained online, Ms. Cho said. The draft rules say the office could take up to 30 days to issue a permit, but Ms. Cho said she expected that most would be issued within 24 hours.

Mr. Dunn says that in addition to the rules being overreaching, they would also create enforcement problems.

“Your everyday person out there with a camcorder is never going to know about the rules,” Mr. Dunn said. “It completely opens the door to discriminatory enforcement of the permit requirements, and that is of enormous concern to us because the people who are going to get pointed out are the people who have dark skin or who are shooting in certain locations.”

The rules were promulgated as a result of just such a case, Mr. Dunn said.

In May 2005, Rakesh Sharma, an Indian documentary filmmaker, was using a hand-held video camera in Midtown Manhattan when he was detained for several hours and questioned by police.

During his detention, Mr. Sharma was told he was required to have a permit to film on city property. According to a lawsuit, Mr. Sharma sought information about how permits were granted and who was required to have one but found there were no written guidelines. Nonetheless, the film office told him he was required to have a permit, but when he applied, the office refused to grant him one and would not give him a written explanation of its refusal.

As part of a settlement reached in April, the film office agreed to establish written rules for issuing permits. Mr. Sharma could not be reached for comment yesterday.

Mr. Dunn said most of the new rules were reasonable. Notably, someone using a hand-held video camera, as Mr. Sharma was doing, would no longer have to get a permit.


Ya know...I went to NYC.  It was pretty cool but I understand what people mean when they say bad things about the city.  I'm also glad that I went there and took the pictures I wanted do before this.  NYC might loose a lot of tourism if they go for this and enforce it.  It's funny; NYC CCTV's their citizens...yet the citizens won't be able to do it to them.  Odd how fascism works huh?

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It definitely sounds like a one way street to me.

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At Camp, Teens Blow Stuff Up, As They're Told
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All Things Considered, June 20, 2007 · While some teens use their summers to learn sailing, archery or soccer, Brandon Meadows attends Summer Explosives Camp in Missouri to learn how to use dynamite.

"Some people like baseball, others like math – I just like to set off bombs," he said. "I figure here, learning how to do it properly is better than messing around with it at home, right?"

Meadows is one of 20 teenage campers enrolled in a weeklong explosion camp in the Missouri Ozarks. At the camp, high school students from as far away as Egypt and Hawaii shoot dynamite, TNT and plastic explosives.

The camp's leader, Paul Worsey, a professor at the University of Missouri, Rolla, uses the camp as a way to attract new recruits into the unglamorous field of mine engineering. He recruits students to help carry on the industry, which is facing a serious personnel shortage.

"It's critically important," Worsey said. "These are our workers to sustain this industry going forward."

So far, the camp is working. Meadows has already enrolled in the explosives engineering program at the University of Missouri at Rolla for next fall.

In fact, since Worsey started the camp in the hills just outside Rolla, Mo., five years ago, enrollment in the university's program has more than doubled, up to about 135.

"One of the good things about it is that we manage to attract the kids that might otherwise get into a little bit of trouble," Worsey said. "[We] give them a good outlet and an opportunity for a career."

Worsey said most students from the camp will end up attending the explosives engineering program at the university, which is a recognized leader in the industry.

The students are critical to an industry that is rapidly declining.

Each year, U.S. engineers shoot billions of pounds of explosives in mines and quarries, but many of those engineers are about to retire. Bruce Watzman, with the National Mining Association, said about 5,000 mining engineers will hang up their hardhats in the next decade and the number of mine engineering graduates has dwindled to about 100 a year.

Worsey knows recruitment is vital so he tucks little physics lessons into every detonation.

One such lesson presented itself when a concrete column erupted into a hail of rocky chunks, but continued to hang together on its dense, steel frame, despite the skull-thumping blast. Worsey reminded students to always do test shots – the only way to determine how much rebar is hidden in the concrete before a blast.

During his week at camp, Niels Zussblatt, a teen from St. Louis, helped blast a rock from deep in a mine, obliterated a watermelon, cut steel beams and set off a "wall of fire."

One of his favorites?

"Blowing up the chicken was good," he said. "It flew – forced bits of chicken guts to fly like 40 to 50 feet."

Before completing the chicken explosion, Zussblatt heeded his professor's warning: When you are looking at the explosion, do not have your mouth open.

Frank Morris reports for member station KCUR.


Why didn't they have something like this when we were kids?

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Virginia Introduces $3550 Speeding Ticket
Virginia legislator introduces new speeding ticket tax that boosts penalties beyond $3550, driving business to his traffic law firm.


Delegate AlboVirginia motorists convicted of minor traffic violations will face a new, multi-year tax beginning July 1. Led by state Delegate David B. Albo (R-Springfield), lawmakers slipped a driver responsibility tax into a larger transportation funding bill signed by Governor Tim Kaine (D) in April. Albo, a senior partner in the Albo & Oblon, LLP traffic law firm, can expect to see a significant increase in business as motorists seek to protect their wallet from traffic tickets that come with assessments of up to $3000 in addition to an annual point tax that tops out at $700 a year for as long as the points remain.

"The purpose of the civil remedial fees imposed in this section is to generate revenue," the new law states. (Virginia Code 46.2-206.1)

Driving as little as 15 MPH over the limit on an interstate highway now brings six license demerit points, a fine of up to $2500, up to one year in jail, and a new mandatory $1050 tax. The law also imposes an additional annual fee of up to $100 if a prior conviction leaves the motorist with a balance of eight demerit points, plus $75 for each additional point (up to $700 a year). The conviction in this example remains on the record for five years.

Other six-point convictions include "failing to give a proper signal," "passing a school bus" or "driving with an obstructed view." The same $1050 assessment applies, but the conviction remains on the record for eleven years.

Although the amount of the tax can add up quickly, the law forbids judges from reducing or suspending it in any way. The tax applies only to Virginia residents, so that out-of-state motorists only need to pay the regular ticket amount. Michigan, New Jersey, New York and Texas also impose a somewhat more modest driver responsibility tax which they apply to out-of-state residents.

The Virginia Supreme Court provides a full explanation of the new penalties for each traffic infraction in the 34k PDF file at the source link below.


Wow, I don't see any conflict of interest there at all!  This is yet another example of people existing to provide a state with riches, not a state existing to provide its people with freedom.

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I hope everyone who gets a ticket fights it all the way up to a jury trial...let's see how bad the courts will be then.  And what should they argue you ask?

Why the 8th Amendment...no cruel or unusual punishment.

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I hope they do that too pat.  15mph over = 1 year in jail.  That is some bullshit, not to mention the fines and now taxes on it.

Long as they are going this route, going too slow on the freeway (which I feel is MORE dangerous than speeding, take that old people!) should be punishable by cutting off your legs.  And changing lanes without signaling (HAH!), they kill your kids (is that really a punishment?).  And finally tailgating, they make you watch the view for one hour or till you die...
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Reply #1076 - Jul 2nd, 2007 at 2:43pm
 
Yeah, making them watch The View would definitely constitute cruel and unusual punishment, especially if it was the last season with Rosie O'Donnell.

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I always thought that tailgaters should be tied to a front end of a car and followed as close as some of these people do at 120 miles per hour...I hate tailgaters more than I do stupid bikers and speeders
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Reply #1078 - Jul 2nd, 2007 at 8:33pm
 
The greatest dramatic reading of all time!  You'll need speakers for this one.

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

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Ha ha this was hilarious...although he sounds more like a pirate...which is cool.
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KATHMANDU (Reuters) - A 10-year-old Nepali girl worshipped as a living goddess, or Kumari, has lost her "divine" status for defying tradition and visiting the United States.
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Sajani Shakya was installed at the age of two as the Kumari of the ancient town of Bhaktapur, near the capital Kathmandu, where she was revered by Hindus and Buddhists alike in deeply religious Nepal.

But a recent trip to the United States to promote a British-made documentary exploring Nepal's traditions and contemporary political turmoil has upset local religious leaders.

"It is wrong and against the tradition for her to go on a foreign tour without any permission," the chief of a trust that manages the affairs of Bhaktapur's Kumari tradition, Jai Prasad Regmi, told Reuters on Tuesday.

"This is impure in our tradition. We will search for a new Kumari and install her as the living goddess," Regmi said.

Bhaktapur's is one of several Kumaris in the Kathmandu valley, home to 1.5 million people. The most important lives in a 15th century temple in Kathmandu's ancient Durbar Square.

Living goddesses are chosen from the Buddhist Shakya family after a tough selection process.

They are required to stay in temples blessing devotees until reaching puberty, after which they rejoin their family and lead a normal life.

"We are discussing whether or not to pay Sajani monthly pension. We are positive on this," Regmi said.

While other living goddesses get a monthly pension of $17 (8 pounds) each after retirement, Kathmandu's gets about $50 a month.

Nepal's Supreme Court last year ordered the government to submit a detailed report on whether the Kumari tradition violated the children's human rights. Officials say the study is underway.


This is why no one should believe Hinduism.  If you are a goddess I really don't think a) you need permission from your subjects and b) you can loose your goddessness just by going overseas without permission.  What's the point of being a goddess if you have to listen to your minions?  Did Blowfeld do what his minions said?  How about Dr. No?  Goldfinger?  President Bush?

No!

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http://www.zeropaid.com/news/story.php?id=8877

Looks like the MPAA is up to their own tricks.  They made a site that not only catches you dlin illegal videos but also scans your computer for other copyrighted material.

Two things:

1) Isn't it illegal to scan someone's computer without a warrant or their knowledge?  Couldn't they be sued for hacking?

2) If the MPAA represents media holders.  And media holders can make free their own content.  Then isn't downloading from this site the only legal file sharing out there?

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Ahh Catholic dogma at its finest.

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LORENZAGO DI CADORE, Italy (AP) -- Pope Benedict XVI reasserted the primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document released Tuesday that says other Christian communities are either defective or not true churches and Catholicism provides the only true path to salvation.

The statement brought swift criticism from Protestant leaders. "It makes us question whether we are indeed praying together for Christian unity," said the World Alliance of Reformed Churches, a fellowship of 75 million Protestants in more than 100 countries.

"It makes us question the seriousness with which the Roman Catholic Church takes its dialogues with the reformed family and other families of the church," the group said in a letter charging that the document took ecumenical dialogue back to the era before the Second Vatican Council.

It was the second time in a week that Benedict has corrected what he says are erroneous interpretations of the Second Vatican Council, the 1962-1965 meetings that modernized the church. On Saturday, Benedict revived the old Latin Mass - a move cheered by Catholic traditionalists but criticized by more liberal ones as a step backward from Vatican II.

Among the council's key developments were its ecumenical outreach and the development of the New Mass in the vernacular, which essentially replaced the old Latin Mass.

Benedict, who attended Vatican II as a young theologian, has long complained about what he considers its erroneous interpretation by liberals, saying it was not a break from the past but rather a renewal of church tradition.

The Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which Benedict headed before becoming pope, said it was issuing the new document Tuesday because some contemporary theological interpretations of Vatican II's ecumenical intent had been "erroneous or ambiguous" and had prompted confusion and doubt.

The new document - formulated as five questions and answers - restates key sections of a 2000 text the pope wrote when he was prefect of the congregation, "Dominus Iesus," which riled Protestant and other Christian denominations because it said they were not true churches but merely ecclesial communities and therefore did not have the "means of salvation."

The commentary repeated church teaching that says the Catholic Church "has the fullness of the means of salvation."

"Christ 'established here on earth' only one church," said the document released as the pope vacations at a villa in Lorenzago di Cadore, in Italy's Dolomite mountains.

The other communities "cannot be called 'churches' in the proper sense" because they do not have apostolic succession - the ability to trace their bishops back to Christ's original apostles - and therefore their priestly ordinations are not valid, it said.

The Rev. Sara MacVane, of the Anglican Centre in Rome, said that although the document contains nothing new, "I don't know what motivated it at this time."

"But it's important always to point out that there's the official position and there's the huge amount of friendship and fellowship and worshipping together that goes on at all levels, certainly between Anglicans and Catholics and all the other groups and Catholics," she said.

The document said that Orthodox churches were indeed "churches" because they have apostolic succession and enjoyed "many elements of sanctification and of truth." But it said they do not recognize the primacy of the pope - a defect, or a "wound" that harmed them, it said.

"This is obviously not compatible with the doctrine of primacy which, according to the Catholic faith, is an 'internal constitutive principle' of the very existence of a particular church," said a commentary from the congregation that accompanied the text.

Despite the harsh tone, the document stressed that Benedict remains committed to ecumenical dialogue.

"However, if such dialogue is to be truly constructive it must involve not just the mutual openness of the participants, but also fidelity to the identity of the Catholic faith," the commentary said.

The top Protestant cleric in Benedict's homeland, Germany, complained the Vatican apparently did not consider that "mutual respect for the church status" was required for any ecumenical progress.

In a statement titled "Lost Chance," Lutheran Bishop Wolfgang Huber argued that "it would also be completely sufficient if it were to be said that the reforming churches are 'not churches in the sense required here' or that they are 'churches of another type' - but none of these bridges is used" in the Vatican document.

The Vatican statement, signed by the congregation prefect, American Cardinal William Levada, was approved by Benedict on June 29, the feast of Saints Peter and Paul - a major ecumenical feast day.

There was no indication why the pope felt it necessary to release it now, particularly since his 2000 document summed up the same principles.

Some analysts suggested it could be a question of internal church politics or that the congregation was sending a message to certain theologians it did not want to single out. Or, it could be an indication of Benedict using his office as pope to again stress key doctrinal issues from his time at the congregation.

In fact, the only theologian cited by name in the document for having spawned erroneous interpretations of ecumenism was Leonardo Boff, a Brazilian clergyman who left the priesthood and was a target of then Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger's crackdown on liberation theology in the 1980s.


So then what Pope Paul II said in the infallibility about other Christians who aren't Catholic being true churches is off set by Pope Benedix's infallibility?  Ooo sorry Catholic church...you have imploded from your stupidity.

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haha bob isn't a real Christian!

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Well seeing as I was once Catholic maybe I'll just go to Purgatory and be punished for my sins for a while and then I get to go to Heaven.

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Reply #1085 - Jul 11th, 2007 at 11:35am
 
I don't think Purgatory is going to help you, Stewie.  Sooner or later Benedict will get around to banishing it.

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No, see he's just undoing everything Vatican II did.  That means all those unbaptized babies are going to leave God and go back to Limbo!

God is going to be pissed at Benedict!

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Maybe he'll throw Palpatine Benedict down a huge shaft, ala Return of the Jedi?  I hear a big one just opened up in Guatemala...

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Just think that hole occurred because Wes' mom sneezed and jumped a bit...just think if she was sky diving!

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Have you ever wondered what you could blend with a $400 blender?  Anything you want!

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=ezcheese

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Reply #1090 - Jul 13th, 2007 at 2:57pm
 
Save the world by doing absolutely nothing!

http://www.freecarbonoffsets.com/

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Isn't it ironic that you have to use an electrical device (somehow that's a source of carbon) and you can print your certificates...on PAPER NONE THE LESS!!!  Al Gore is always telling us to turn off our computers...well don't they have to leave their servers and their computers on so we can get our free carbon offsets?

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...you do know that was a parody, right?

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...Yes Bob I know...I just thought it was funny to enhance the parody.  Yes, because having free carbon offsets wouldn't help anyone.

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Can anybody tell what's wrong with this picture?

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Well at least it's better than pointing the gun backwards.  Hopefully the clip being backwards won't force a round in the chamber...I've seen enough Elmer Fudd cartoons to know...that would be bad.
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Reply #1097 - Jul 16th, 2007 at 4:14pm
 
Fortunately, there is no way to chamber a round backward.  The rear of the cartridge is larger than the front (which is what prevents the cartridge from falling out through the barrel) so if the cartridge entered the chamber backward, it wouldn't get seated.  As such, the chamber closure safety would prevent the trigger from engaging the firing pin.  Even if the firing pin did fall, it'd simply hit the bullet, not the primer, leaving nothing more than a dent.

A lot of people thought the picture was a Photoshop touch-up because they didn't think you could insert a magazine backward.  Some guy on AR15.com posted a video to prove them wrong, showing that you can insert a magazine backward with a bit of work.  You have to insert it at an angle (like an AK47 magazine) and rock it up into the mag well.

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City to require table-scrap recycling at homes in 2009

By Sharon Pian Chan
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All single-family homes in Seattle must sign up for table-scrap recycling in 2009, the City Council decided Monday.

While residents will have to pay for the service, the city will not check whether they are actually dumping food in the new separate bin.

Reducing food trash was a piece of a larger plan the council unanimously approved Monday to reduce the amount of garbage sent to the landfill.

"We can reduce the waste stream," said Councilmember Richard Conlin, chair of the utilities committee. "We can treat waste as a resource and continue to recirculate it as we reclaim, recycle it or turn it into compost."

Starting in April 2009, all single-family homes will be required to subscribe to food-waste recycling, a program that is now optional through the yard-waste collection program. A variety of containers will be available for different rates. Prices have not been set.

Recycling food waste will be voluntary for apartments, as well as for businesses, which produce twice as much food waste as residents.

Conlin said he hopes garbage-collection rates can be adjusted to absorb some of the additional cost homeowners will have to pay for food recycling.

Seattle Public Utilities (SPU) will study a ban on putting food waste in the garbage can — and enforcing the ban as it does with aluminum, paper and glass. If businesses, apartments and houses place recyclable material in their trash, violators are fined or their garbage doesn't get picked up.

By 2025, the council hopes, the city will divert 72 percent of its garbage from the landfill.

Seattle recycles 44 percent of its trash now. In 2003, Mayor Greg Nickels hoped to reach 60 percent by 2010, but that goal has been pushed back to 2012.

The council resolution adopted Monday dropped a controversial plan to build a new garbage facility in Georgetown where trash would be transferred from trucks to trains. Neighbors there protested, saying it would increase truck traffic on their streets.

Two existing facilities in Wallingford and South Park will be rebuilt and expanded.

In another effort to reduce landfill waste, the council wants to raise self-haul rates at the transfer station in 2008, and eventually eliminate the do-it-yourself trips to the transfer stations.

The council declined to ban Styrofoam and plastic garbage bags. For now, SPU will study a ban and plastic-bag tax and report back to the council by the end of this year.


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hmm that would really make you wonder what they put in hot dogs...
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Reply #1100 - Jul 17th, 2007 at 10:49am
 
Or, more appropriately, what they don't put in hot dogs!

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(WCCO) Grantsburg, Wis. Crews rescued a Pine City, Minn. man from the St. Croix River at Fox Landing, near Grantsburg, Wis. after he spent 12 hours stuck in the water. Authorities said the man's weight was a mitigating factor in his delayed rescue.

At about 8:15 p.m. Monday, authorities received a call of someone with a medical condition needing assistance.

According to the Pine County Sheriff's Office, a group had gone tubing on the river when Martin Rike's tube went flat about two miles south of Fox Landing.

After attempting to get out of the water and walk back, Rike, 39, began having chest pains. He had also slipped on irregular rocks, injuring an ankle and a knee.

When crews attempted to rescue Rike by boat, they found the water was too shallow, causing the boat to get caught on the rocks.

Dispatch said Rike weighed about 500 pounds and said his weight was a factor in how long it took crews to rescue him.

At 5 a.m. Tuesday, a hovercraft was dispatched to try to retrieve Rike, who authorities said remained alert and conscious throughout his ordeal. Soon after, authorities reported the hovercraft effort had failed.

"Every resource we had simply did not work until got down to physical manpower," said Chief Deputy Steve Ovick, with the Pine County Sheriff's Department. "The aircraft that found him said they could not lift that amount of weight."

Burnett County authorities said they were trying to recruit a helicopter from Traverse City, Mich., the closest location with a hoist.

Eventually authorities managed to load Rike into a raft made of wood and three canoes.

"There wasn't enough water for it to float, so they physically used that as a stretcher," Ovick said.

Some 40 to 50 rescuers took turns hoisting the boat, carrying it two feet at a time until they found a spot in the river deep enough for the boat to float down to a waiting ambulance.

Rike was pulled from the river around 8 a.m., nearly 12 hours after rescue attempts began.

"It was very taxing. It was probably 70 degrees and the humidity was very high last night," Ovick said. "Lifting him, moving two feet at a time, you get tired real quick with 600 pounds of cargo."

Rike was taken to Burnett Medical Center in Granstburg, where he was reported to be in stable condition.


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He's not fat!  He is jolly.
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If that is true, than your mother must be Santa Claus!

By the way, I've heard the new Harry Potter book has been leaked on the Intertron.  It's available on Pirate Bay.

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it's too late, your already gay bob.
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Great comeback, pie face!

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To bring back an 80s put down..."Smooth move ex-lax!"
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why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here!
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Boondock Saints quote
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this isn't word association noob!
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Ooh, bring it!

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OH it's already done been broughten!
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What do you think this is?  A Cheerocracy?!
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WTF is wrong with you people!?!
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briney is what us freaks call a 'norm'
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What Briney means is..why are you watching spoofs of Bring It On when you can be watching Crossroads?!
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WTF is crossroads?

too lazy for imdb
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Reply #1117 - Jul 19th, 2007 at 7:28am
 
Oh, whatever.  If you think you're going to fool us by pretending you've never seen Crossroads, you're full of it!

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Reply #1118 - Jul 19th, 2007 at 8:21am
 
This might just be the most awesome auction I've ever seen on eBay:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270146164488

A real, working Nazi Enigma cipher machine from World War II.  How crazy is that?

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very cool, but 14 grand holy shit!

and why didn't you say crossroads was the movie where britney spears was supposed to show her breasts but never freaking did!  imdb has all the answers!
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Dude, I'd be really surprised if that thing sold for less than $250,000.  It seems to me that it'd fetch at least $2-3 million dollars at a proper auction.

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That machines belongs in a museum!  I hope the person selling that gets bit in the balls by a small person....or is really, really poor

Also I have seen Crossroads...and it was pretty funny to see Britney Spears try and pretend she was a goody-goody and wasn't self involved.  It's was kinda like Glitter.

I also plan on watching Crossroads again...this time with the help of Mike Nelson and his Rifftraxs.

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...like Battlefield Earth?

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That's one of them

www.Rifftrax.com ; has a list of all of them and I have about half of em.

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Umm excuse me Rudy...what would you do to help combat AIDS/HIV?

Rudy - Ummm...9....11?  Yes, 9/11

Crowd - *Applause*

http://www.iowaindependent.com/showDiary.do;jsessionid=5DF57E5B1682301098B3CB1EE...
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Balloon cops may soon help clear traffic jams!

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/05/04/balloon-cops-may-clear-traffic-jams/


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WASHINGTON -- Cindy Sheehan has been arrested at the U.S. Capitol for disorderly conduct.

The anti-war activist was taken into custody today inside Congressman John Conyers' office. She had spent an hour there imploring him to launch impeachment proceedings against President Bush and Vice President Cheney.

Sheehan said Conyers told her there weren't enough votes for impeachment to move forward. After the meeting, Sheehan said she would run against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi because the California Democrat has refused to even to try.

Sheehan and about 200 other protesters had walked to Conyers' office from Arlington National Cemetery.

Forty-five of Sheehan's fellow protesters also were arrested. A Capitol Police spokeswoman says after processing, the activists could each pay a 50-dollar fine to be released.


Suck it, Sheehan!  You know, I wouldn't really mind if she won Pelosi's seat.  Whereas Pelosi actually has some sway in Congress, Sheehan is so insane that she'll never stand a chance of having any real effect.

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Watch out, Chuck Norris, here comes RAMBO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgKaAeGfOyA

I haven't watched the trailer with sound yet (since I'm at work), but it looks pretty cool.

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Friday, July 27, 2007

A Painesville, Ohio, judge known for dishing out quirky sentences is making no bones about what he sees as a fowl crime.

Municipal Judge Michael Cicconetti has ordered three men accused of soliciting prostitutes to wear chicken suits in lieu of a 30-day prison sentence, the Houston Chronicle reported.

Click here to read the Houston Chronicle report.

The alleged johns will also have to carry a sign saying, “No Chicken Ranch in Painesville,” a jab at the “World Famous Chicken Ranch” whorehouse in Nevada, the Houston Chronicle reported.

"We're trying to send a strong message that we won't tolerate this activity in the city," said Painesville probation supervisor David Washlock told the Chronicle.


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That is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

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PHOENIX (AP) - Officers responding to a report of an exorcism on a young girl found her grandfather choking her and used stun guns to subdue the man, who later died, authorities said Sunday.

The 3-year-old girl and her mother, who was also in the room during the struggle between 49-year-old Ronald Marquez and officers, were hospitalized, police said. Their condition was unavailable.

The relative who called police said an exorcism had also been attempted Thursday.

"The purpose was to release demons from this very young child," Tranter said.

Officers arrived at the house Saturday and entered when they heard screaming coming from a bedroom, Sgt. Joel Tranter said.

A bed had been pushed up against the door; the officers pushed it open a few inches and saw Marquez choking his bloodied granddaughter, who was crying in pain and gasping, Tranter said.

A bloody, naked 19-year-old woman who police later determined to be Marquez's daughter and the girl's mother was in the room, chanting "something that was religious in nature," Tranter said.

The officers forced open the door enough for one to enter, leading to a struggle in which an officer used a stun gun on Marquez, Tranter said.

After the initial stun had no visible effect, another officer squeezed into the room and stunned him. The girl was freed and passed through the door to the relative, Tranter said.

Marquez was placed in handcuffs after a struggle with officers and initially appeared normal, but then stopped breathing, Tranter said. He could not be revived and was pronounced dead at a hospital.

Tranter declined to identify Marquez's daughter and granddaughter but said they lived in the house with Marquez.

The mother was not arrested, but police will consider criminal charges, Tranter said.

There was no phone listing at Ronald Marquez's address.


Now I'm no Bible scholar...well at least not at an accredited school...but I don't think Jesus ever busted out stun guns and/or choked people when He exorcised demons.  I also believe that if someone is to exorcise demons they might want to invoke Jesus...just a bit.  Since...ya know...STUN GUNS AND CHOKING DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK!!!

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They obviously weren't choking hard enough.

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PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- Officers responding to a report of an exorcism on a young girl found her grandfather choking her and used stun guns to subdue the man, who later died, authorities said Sunday.

The 3-year-old girl and her mother, who was also in the room during the struggle between 49-year-old Ronald Marquez and officers, were hospitalized, police said. Their condition was unavailable.

The relative who called police said an exorcism had also been attempted Thursday.

"The purpose was to release demons from this very young child," said Sgt. Joel Tranter.

Officers arrived at the house Saturday and entered when they heard screaming coming from a bedroom, Tranter said.

A bed had been pushed up against the door; the officers pushed it open a few inches and saw Marquez choking his bloodied granddaughter, who was crying in pain and gasping, Tranter said.

A bloody, naked 19-year-old woman who police later determined to be Marquez's daughter and the girl's mother was in the room, chanting "something that was religious in nature," Tranter said.

The officers forced open the door enough for one to enter, leading to a struggle in which an officer used a stun gun on Marquez, Tranter said.

After the initial stun had no visible effect, another officer squeezed into the room and stunned him. The girl was freed and passed through the door to the relative, Tranter said.

Marquez was placed in handcuffs after a struggle with officers and initially appeared normal, but then stopped breathing, Tranter said.

He could not be revived and was pronounced dead at a hospital.

The cause of death was not immediately known, and autopsy results probably will not be available for several weeks, Tranter said.

Tranter declined to identify Marquez's daughter and granddaughter but said they lived in the house with Marquez.

The mother was not arrested, but police will consider criminal charges, Tranter said.

There was no phone listing at Ronald Marquez's address.


Now if you were reporting this story would you just rehash the exact same article you did when you found out the little girl died and just change the first paragraph?  Or would you ask...ohhh....HOW DID A 49 Y/O MAN DIE IN THIS SITUATION?!  Umm excuse me officers?  Ya...how did this guy just all of a sudden die?!

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Reply #1134 - Jul 30th, 2007 at 11:48am
 
...heart attack?  I feel absolutely no remorse over that man's death.

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No neither do I...I just feel that it's weird that the guy dies but they don't even say..."the cause of death has yet to be determined" or "the police beat the crap out of him so much his heart exploded"...something like that.

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Have you guys heard about the bridge collapsing in Minneapolis last night?  Crazy stuff!

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Details are sketchy at this time, but it appears the bridge over Interstate 35W has collapsed onto West River Parkway and the Mississippi.

The debris from the bridge hit a semi truck which has now started on fire.

Pieces of the bridge are on the parkway, which was filled with bikers and pedestrians.


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www.kare11.com/assetpool/images/0781193245_bridge_down_hd.jpg

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Reply #1137 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 8:35am
 
Apparently, the bridge was under construction at the time of the collapse.  It is reported that over fifty cars are in the river.

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Last update: August 01, 2007 – 7:34 PM

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The Interstate Hwy. 35W bridge over the Mississippi River collapsed during the evening rush hour Wednesday, dumping at least eight cars and a truck into the water and onto the land below, creating a horrific scene of damage, fire, smoke, injuries, frantic rescuers and terrified motorists.

It was not clear how many people might be hurt or killed, but witnesses said at least 20 cars were involved.

Multiple trauma victims -- some in critical condition -- have been taken to Hemmpein County Medical Center.

The crumpled green wreckage of the bridge lay on the east bank of the river, and a huge section of concrete roadway lay on the west bank. Down below in the river gorge, rescue workers scrambled to help people on the roadway that now lay in the gorge. Fires burned and black smoke rose billowed the wreckage.

Workers have been repairing the 40-year-old bridge’s surface as part of improvements along that stretch of the interstate.

Rescue workers were helping some people from cars in the river onto land.

People at the scene said the entire bridge collapsed, leaving part of the roadway submerged and part above water.

A number of people were walking around on the roadway that was not submerged.

Ramon Houge of St. Paul, was on his way home from work at Wells Fargo and was driving on the bridge when heard a rumbling noise, saw the ground collapse and cars go down. He said cars backed up as best they could and he parked in a construction zone and was finally able to turn around and drive off the bridge. “It didn’t seem like it was real,” he said. Traffic was bumper to bumper and hundreds of people would have been involved, he said, adding that he saw kids on a bus with blood on their faces.

Sarah Fahnhorst, who lives in an apartment a block away from the bridge, heard a huge thud and then “the entire building shook. It shook the ground.”

Emergency calls began flooding into Minneapolis' 911 center about people and cars dumped into the Mississippi River.

"Everybody's pretty much saying the same thing: That there's some people in the water" said Tashia Brown, a 911 operator.

She said one 911 caller said she could see the construction workers using a jackhammers when the bridge collapsed close to her car. "She saw it and she said she just gunned it and just made it out of there," Brown said.

Minneapolis police and fire, the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office, the Minnesota State Patrol and other agencies were responding.

Some callers were requesting ambulances, others said they had slight injuries but didn't know how to get off the bridge.

Amidst the rescue efforts, the Minnesota State Patrol said at 7 p.m. that the cause of the bridge collapse remained undetermined.

Traffic was being stopped at University Avenue from the North and Washington Avenue from the South.

The State Patrol was setting up a command post.

The arched bridge, which was built in 1967, rises about 64 feet above the river.

The collapse occurred at the end of rush hour, when cars were bumper to bumper in traffic, many trying to get to the Twins game, which was scheduled to be begin at 7:10 p.m. at the nearby Metrodome.

Area law enforcement, including the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office, had launched at least three boats to help with the rescues.


The local TV news feed, KSTP, is reporting 6 confirmed dead, 40 injured.

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Reply #1139 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 9:13am
 
Here's the video of the collapse...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osocGiofdvc

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Reply #1140 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 9:46am
 
Wait the news didn't tell me if they suspect terrorism because we all know we have to hear if the authorities suspect terrorists for every car accident and especially anything that happens in NYC.
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Reply #1141 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 10:09am
 
it wasn't terrorism, it was poor construction planning


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Reply #1142 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 10:21am
 
X wrote on Aug 2nd, 2007 at 9:46am:
Wait the news didn't tell me if they suspect terrorism because we all know we have to hear if the authorities suspect terrorists for every car accident and especially anything that happens in NYC.


Actually, it seems to me as if the .Gov announces "this wasn't terrorism" within an hour of the event occurring.  Over on AR15.com, people were making wagers as to how long it would be before the Department of Fatherland Homeland Security made such an announcement.  For this event, it was 70 minutes.

Now tell me, how the heck does DHS know whether or not this was a terrorist event only an hour after the collapse?  DHS should keep their mouth shut until a group of engineers can shed some light on what caused the catastrophe.

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Reply #1143 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 10:26am
 
ya and on 9/11 it took them a couple hours to announce that it was Bin Laden and heres the photos of the 19 hijackers, yee haw!
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Reply #1144 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 12:28pm
 
well no explosions usually means no terrorists, they had on the news loud groans of the I beams bending or twisting right before it fell.  This to me says they just put too much weight on the wrong parts of the bridge during construction.  I would have announced it wasn't terrorists within 5 minutes with that and be 99% sure I was right.
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Reply #1145 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 12:42pm
 
no see its those terrorist engineers, they build things just a bit off, and  then bam!

No but seriously when I see engineers in school cutting corners and barely passing I start fearing for my life when going in buildings, over bridges, etc.
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Reply #1146 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 12:42pm
 
The first reports said that a jack hammer was shaking the bridge.  I think they must have done something really bad if you can feel a jackhammer on that size of a bridge.
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Reply #1147 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 12:59pm
 
I dunno Mythbusters got an old bridge to oscillate slightly with a steady thumping at the right frequency.
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Reply #1148 - Aug 2nd, 2007 at 1:18pm
 
That was an entire brigade of soldiers marching in step though.

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Most engineers do good work, because their drawings/building plans have to go through a PE before they even go out to a construction company.  Most all buildings/bridges that fail do so because of the construction not being to spec, not the plans.  Unlike the Tacoma Narrows, putting a light, thin bridge in a high wind area...thats just stupid.  As far as the jackhammer shaking the bridge, yes thats what a jackhammer does, that is its job.  And if a jackhammer took the whole bridge down, then it probaly needed to be completely rebuilt anyway.
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no they took teslas earthquake machine and pounded a little hammer thing on an abandoned steel bridge till it was tuned to the bridge... it shook bottled water a hundred feet away. hehe they were creeped out. It obviously didnt create an earthquake but they got the structure to vibrate a bit with just a tiny little hammer dealie.
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There were different tests....BRINEY!!!

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Reply #1152 - Aug 3rd, 2007 at 2:07pm
 
Well, this definitely qualifies as "random stupidity."

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Three men were arrested today in New York Harbor after attempting to disembark in a homemade submarine of some sort.  The .Gov has already calmed our fears by announcing it was not linked to terrorism.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3444500&page=1

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Is it illegal to make your own submarine?
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Reply #1154 - Aug 3rd, 2007 at 3:25pm
 
No, but it is illegal to embark on a water vehicle that isn't seaworthy.  It's also illegal to come within a specified distance of other boats over a certain size, such as the Queen Mary II.

I've read that both men have been ticketed and released, and their sub has been impounded.

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LOL try calling that into the Coast Guard.

'Uhh ya we need your help impounding a submarine".

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BANGKOK, Thailand - Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring "Hello Kitty," the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday.

Police officers caught littering, parking in a prohibited area, or arriving late — among other misdemeanors — will be forced to stay in the division office and wear the armband all day, said Police Col. Pongpat Chayaphan. The officers won't wear the armband in public.

The striking armband features Hello Kitty sitting atop two hearts.

"Simple warnings no longer work. This new twist is expected to make them feel guilt and shame and prevent them from repeating the offense, no matter how minor," said Pongpat, acting chief of the Crime Suppression Division in Bangkok.

"(Hello) Kitty is a cute icon for young girls. It's not something macho police officers want covering their biceps," Pongpat said.

He said police caught breaking the law will be subject the same fines and penalties as any other members of the public.

"We want to make sure that we do not condone small offenses," Pongpat said, adding that the CSD believed that getting tough on petty misdemeanors would lead to fewer cases of more serious offenses including abuse of power and mistreatment of the public by police officers.

Hello Kitty, invented by Sanrio Co. in 1974, has been popular for years with children and young women. The celebrity cat adorns everything from diamond-studded jewelry, Fender guitars and digital cameras to lunch boxes, T-shirts and stationery.


It definitely sounds more effective than forcing an officer to take a day of paid leave (vacation) as punishment!

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The United Nations has rejected Taiwan's latest bid for membership, saying that a 1971 resolution recognizes Beijing - not Taipei - as China's representative to the world body. Andrew Ryan has more on this story from Taipei.

Taiwan President Chen Shui-bian on Tuesday spoke out against the United Nation's latest rejection of the island's bid for membership.

Mr. Chen says the Taiwan government believes that only the U.N. Security Council and the General Assembly have the right to decide on the application of the 23 million people of Taiwan to join the United Nations under the name "Taiwan." He says that no individual, including the office of the secretary-general, has the right to decide on Taiwan's application.

The secretary-general's office returned the application without having it discussed by the General Assembly. The secretary-general's staff says that under resolution 2748, which granted Beijing membership, Taiwan cannot have separate membership.

A spokesman for Taiwan's Foreign Ministry, David Wang, spoke against the U.N.'s rejection on Tuesday.

"Of course we feel very regrettable that [the] U.N. turned down Taiwan's application," he said. "We are fighting the resolution 2748. In our view, the resolution is outdated because it only discussed the admittance of the PRC [People's Republic of China] to the U.N., but nothing about Taiwan. So, in this global village, we think it's about time to review the whole situation."

Taiwan has applied for membership - and has been rejected - every year since 1993. But this year, for the first time, Taipei applied for membership under the name "Taiwan." Past bids were under the island's official name - the "Republic of China".

Despite the frustration at the rejection, the Foreign Ministry's Wang says it was no surprise, and that it will not be the last attempt.

"We understand pretty well that the road to membership is, you know, long and arduous," said Wang. "But still, if we don't do it today, sooner or later we have to face it. And what we [are] concerned is, if it's the right thing to do, its better to do it earlier than later."

China claims the self-governed island as its territory and slammed the U.N. application, saying that President Chen is trying to split the nation. Beijing has vowed to retake Taiwan by force if its government tries to declare formal independence.

Taipei had U.N. membership until 1971, when the seat was handed over to Beijing. Since then, the Beijing government has worked hard to diplomatically isolate Taiwan. Just over 20, mostly small, nations have full diplomatic ties with Taipei.


Ouch, that's gotta hurt.  I can't say this is unexpected, though, considering we're talking about the UN.

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BERLIN —  Adolf Hitler, the most notorious champion of Richard Wagner and “racially pure” German music, banished Jewish and Russian musicians from the concert halls of the Third Reich — but apparently listened secretly to their work.

New light has been shed on the Nazi leader’s musical tastes by the discovery of what are said to be a hundred of his gramophone records found in the attic of a former Soviet intelligence officer, Lev Besymenski.

“There were classical recordings, performed by the best orchestras of Europe and Germany with the best soloists of the age,” Mr Besymenski said in a document explaining how the records came into his possession.

The 86-year-old, who helped to interrogate captured Nazi generals, died this summer. The document and the record collection have now been made available to Der Spiegel magazine.

The Soviet intelligence officer had found them in Hitler’s Chancellery in Berlin in May 1945, still packed in crates. Hitler’s staff were counting on an evacuation to the Nazi leader’s Alpine hideaway on the Obersalzberg and it was known that he could only relax with his music.

Besymenski, then a captain in military intelligence, kept quiet about the records during his lifetime for fear that he would be accused of looting.

The most astonishing fact about the records — essentially Hitler’s “Best of . . .” collections — is the presence of Jewish performers. Among the recordings is a Tchaikovsky concerto performed by the virtuoso Polish Jewish violinist Bronislaw Huberman. Hitler would have been aware, while listening to Huberman’s playing, that he had founded the Palestine Orchestra in 1936 (which went on to be the foundation of today’s Israel Philharmonic Orchestra) and that he was living in enforced exile.

The Austrian Jewish pianist Artur Schnabel, whose mother was killed by the Nazis, also had his work included in Hitler’s personal collection. It is not known which records in the collection were listened to most frequently, nor have they been formally catalogued.

“I’m not terribly surprised by Hitler’s record choices,” said James Kennaway, of Stanford University. “Nazi music policy was pretty incoherent. Stravinsky was played in the Third Reich because he was known to have right-wing views, Bartok because Hungary was a German ally.” Dr Kennaway, a leading musicologist who specialises in the Nazi period, added: “The only real point of consistency in Nazi policy was antiSemitism, so the Schnabel and Huberman recordings do stand out.”

Hitler had spelt out his view of Jewish culture in Mein Kampf. “There was never a Jewish art and there is none today,” he wrote, adding that the “two queens of the arts, architecture and music, gained nothing original from the Jews”.

Roger Moorhouse, a historian and the author of Killing Hitler, said that the record collection, if authentic, suggested a contradiction between the Fuhror's aesthetic and political values. He said: “It is interesting that being Russian or Jewish did not disqualify a musician from a place in Hitler’s record collection. There was probably a separation in his world view between the political and the artistic.”

Although Hitler took piano lessons as a child, he displayed no personal musical talent. His surgeon, Hanskarl von Hasselbach, noted that “Hitler always whistled out of tune”.

His former radio operator, Rochus Misch, the last survivor of Hitler’s bunker, recently recalled how he had summoned his manservant to put on a record after a row with army commanders. “He just sat there, completely sunk in the music. The Fφhrer needed distraction.”


Hitler was a hypocrite?  Whodathunkit?

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Hitler ment well, he just started with the wrong people...


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I always thought Hitler would be a better guy if he tried to exterminate lepricons.  I'll teach you to hide your delicious lucky charms on me you bastards!!!
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GREER, S.C. -- A giant muffin that disappeared three weeks ago has been found, but the story doesn't have a happy ending.
The 4-and-1/2-foot-tall plastic pastry was stolen from a Bloom supermarket in Greer on July 19. Store managers said that the massive muffin was an important piece of company history and was worth about $4,500. The muffin made road trips around the Upstate as part of the supermarket chain's promotional campaigns.
Bloom Assistant Manager Joe Henderson said that the store filed a police report and offered a reward for the muffin's safe return.

Greer police said Thursday that there will be no safe return for the muffin. It was found burned into a puddle of melted plastic.
Officers were interviewing several juveniles when one admitted to know the whereabouts of the muffin.
Police went to the location near Highway 414 and Highway 253 in Greenville County where they found the muffin burned beyond recognition.
Bloom officials have decided not to press charges against the three teenagers, ages 15 to 17, so the teenagers’ names are being withheld.
The resident who helped police identify the vehicle used to steal the muffin will be given a $300 reward by Bloom. The grocery chain will also match that amount in a donation to Loaves and Fishes, a Greenville-based food bank.


Although I hope the perpetrators are caught, this article might have the best title I've ever seen!

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File this one under "you cannot be serious" until we see pictorial evidence, but the North Denver News is reporting that a local man has had thumb-altering surgery so as to better use the touchscreen on his iPhone.
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Thomas Martel, 28, of Bonnie Brae, described by the paper as "a big guy" was struggling to use the touchscreen keyboard on his iPhone so he did what any red-blooded gadget lover would do and got his thumb chopped about to better use the device.

Apparently his opposable digit got altered in a revolutionary new surgical technique known as "whittling."

"From my old Treo, to my Blackberry, to this new iPhone, I had a hard time hitting the right buttons, and I always lost those little styluses," explains Martel.

"Sure, the procedure was expensive, but when I think of all the time I save by being able to use modern handhelds so much faster, I really think the surgery will pay for itself in ten to fifteen years. And what it's saving me in frustration - that's priceless."

We'll spare you the surgical details, but leave you with this - Martel's new thumbs now appear small and "effeminate" in comparison to his otherwise very large hands.

We wonder if Apple will fly the guy out to their headquarters like Microsoft recently did for the oddball that got all the Zune tats?


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Tuesday , August 14, 2007


Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.



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Reply #1165 - Aug 15th, 2007 at 4:31pm
 
The ultimate in computer case hacking!  Some Japanese gadgeteers shoved a small form factor PC into a Super Famicon (Japanese SNES) case!

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Reply #1166 - Aug 16th, 2007 at 1:48pm
 
The scariest children's book I've ever seen:

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Reply #1167 - Aug 16th, 2007 at 3:15pm
 
So let me get this right...you DON'T sleep with your uncle when your a child?


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*Embraces Spanky* There...there...shhh...you can sleep with me tonight *opens covers for him to climb in*....you can trust me...I'll help you...

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Nasty!

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hmmm last time I trusted you pat I ended up in a jewish "happy oven".
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Reply #1171 - Aug 16th, 2007 at 6:21pm
 
I thought you said "Pass me into a crematorium" I didn't know you said, "Pass me the cream"!

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Reply #1172 - Aug 17th, 2007 at 3:29pm
 
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By Tony Capaccio

Aug. 16 (Bloomberg) -- A small South Carolina parts supplier collected about $20.5 million over six years from the Pentagon for fraudulent shipping costs, including $998,798 for sending two 19-cent washers to an Army base in Texas, U.S. officials said.

The company also billed and was paid $455,009 to ship three machine screws costing $1.31 each to Marines in Habbaniyah, Iraq, and $293,451 to ship an 89-cent split washer to Patrick Air Force Base in Cape Canaveral, Florida, Pentagon records show.

The owners of C&D Distributors in Lexington, South Carolina -- twin sisters -- exploited a flaw in an automated Defense Department purchasing system: bills for shipping to combat areas or U.S. bases that were labeled ``priority'' were usually paid automatically, said Cynthia Stroot, a Pentagon investigator.

C&D and two of its officials were barred in December from receiving federal contracts. Today, a federal judge in Columbia, South Carolina, accepted the guilty plea of the company and one sister, Charlene Corley, to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and one count of conspiracy to launder money, Assistant U.S. Attorney Kevin McDonald said.

Corley, 46, was fined $750,000. She faces a maximum prison sentence of 20 years on each count and will be sentenced soon, McDonald said in a telephone interview from Columbia. Stroot said her sibling died last year.

Corley didn't immediately return a phone message left on her answering machine at her office in Lexington. Her attorney, Gregory Harris, didn't immediately return a phone call placed to his office in Columbia.

`Got More Aggressive'

C&D's fraudulent billing started in 2000, Stroot, the Defense Criminal Investigative Service's chief agent in Raleigh, North Carolina, said in an interview. ``As time went on they got more aggressive in the amounts they put in.''

The price the military paid for each item shipped rarely reached $100 and totaled just $68,000 over the six years in contrast to the $20.5 million paid for shipping, she said.

``The majority, if not all of these parts, were going to high-priority, conflict areas -- that's why they got paid,'' Stroot said. If the item was earmarked ``priority,'' destined for the military in Iraq, Afghanistan or certain other locations, ``there was no oversight.''

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The scheme unraveled in September after a purchasing agent noticed a bill for shipping two more 19-cent washers: $969,000. That order was rejected and a review turned up the $998,798 payment earlier that month for shipping two 19-cent washers to Fort Bliss, Texas, Stroot said.

The Pentagon's Defense Logistics Agency orders millions of parts a year. ``These shipping claims were processed automatically to streamline the re-supply of items to combat troops in Iraq and Afghanistan,'' the Justice Department said in a press release announcing today's verdict.

Stroot said the logistics agency and the Defense Finance and Accounting Service, which pays contractors, have made major changes, including thorough evaluations of the priciest shipping charges.

Dawn Dearden, a spokeswoman for the logistics agency, said finance and procurement officials immediately examined all billing records. Stroot said the review showed that fraudulent billing is ``not a widespread problem.''

``C&D was a rogue contractor,'' Stroot said. While other questionable billing has been uncovered, nothing came close to C&D's, she said. The next-highest billing for questionable costs totaled $2 million, she said.

Stroot said the Pentagon hopes to recoup most of the $20.5 million by auctioning homes, beach property, jewelry and ``high- end automobiles'' that the sisters spent the money on.

``They took a lot of vacations,'' she said.

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HUMBLE, Texas —  In a nondescript warehouse in east Texas, mechanic and entrepreneur Stephen Wynne is bringing a rare sports car back to life. If he succeeds, he almost certainly has Michael J. Fox to thank.

A quarter century after DeLorean Motor Co. began making its glitzy, $25,000 two-seater — an operation that collapsed after two years — Wynne's small automotive outfit plans to bring the vehicle back into limited production at a 40,000-square-foot factory in this Houston suburb.

The creation of renowned automotive engineer John DeLorean, DMC eventually made fewer than 9,000 cars, distinctive for their gull-wing doors, stainless-steel exterior and rear-engine design. An estimated 6,500 remain on the road.

Despite DMC's flop, the car has persevered, gaining notoriety largely as the time machine Fox drove in the blockbuster 1985 movie, "Back to the Future," and its two sequels.

The trilogy's enduring popularity on cable TV has exposed countless viewers — and potential customers — to a souped-up version of the DeLorean.

"There isn't a day somewhere in the world that 'Back to the Future' isn't playing as a rerun," said Wynne, president of the new, privately held DeLorean Motor Co.

Wynne formed the company in 1995, when the bulk of his business was working on original DeLoreans at a Houston garage. Still, he needed a name, and because there was nothing legally preventing him from using the original, he decided to give it a shot. He even called John DeLorean, who wished him luck.

A dozen years later, Wynne hopes to parlay the car's celebrity — along with the world's biggest stash of DeLorean parts and engines — into a niche production business that begins hand-making two DeLoreans a month sometime next year. They've just started taking orders.

Already, the Humble operation will take an existing DeLorean, strip it to the frame and rebuild it for a base price of $42,500. Wynne's staff can rebuild one every couple of months.

The company also handles routine maintenance, such as oil changes and tuneups, and ships between 20 and 50 parts orders a day to mechanics and individual owners worldwide.

But because the original models are roughly 25 years old, finding suitable candidates to refurbish has become increasingly difficult.

So Wynne figured: Why not use the thousands of parts and hundreds of engines sitting in his massive warehouse and build the cars from scratch?

"Everything seems to evolve around here, and that seemed to be the next logical step," said Wynne, a Briton who began working on DeLoreans in the 1980s in Los Angeles, becoming expert in their mechanics and equipment. He eventually expanded to suburban Houston and opted to make his base here, in part because of the lower cost of living.

Like other DeLorean mechanics at the time, Wynne bought replacement parts from an Ohio company, Kapac Co., which had acquired the original inventory when DeLorean failed. In 1997, when Kapac wanted out of the parts business, Wynne bought the supply for himself, though he declined to say how much he paid.

A decade later, he's decided to take the company to the next level: Niche automaker.

The handmade cars will feature about 80 percent original parts. The other 20 percent will be new, supplier-made parts from companies such Valeo SA and the Bosch Group, said DeLorean vice president James Espey.

The one limiting factor is the doors. The company has enough for about 500 cars, though it's important to keep some in stock for repairs and such. Beyond that, Espey said, the company is studying its options.

Enhancements to the new cars will include an improved stainless-steel frame, a stronger but lighter fiberglass underbody and electronics upgraded from the disastrous systems in the early DeLoreans. A peppier engine — the original cars' 135 horsepower was a downer for performance enthusiasts — will be available as an option.

"After working on these cars practically every day for 25 years, we've identified most of the issues and replaced them," Wynne said. "If there's a better part available, we'll use it. If there's a better way to install it, we'll do it."

The base price of a new DeLorean is expected to be $57,500 — roughly the same price a 1981 DeLorean would have cost in today's dollars. The company will sell the cars from its shop in Humble and affiliate shops in Bonita Springs, Fla., Crystal Lake, Ill., Bellevue, Wash., and Orange County, Calif. DMC also has a shop in the Netherlands for European owners.

"It's taken years to get the wheels moving, and they're moving slowly, but we've got motion," Wynne said.

Ken Baker likes the company's direction — so much so that the Bentley and Rolls Royce sales executive in Fort Lauderdale drives his own original DeLorean and heads that region's DeLorean owners group.

A car guy to the core, Baker says he became enamored with John DeLorean in high school after reading DeLorean's book, "On a Clear Day You Can See General Motors," the author's critical look inside his former employer.

DeLorean was the antithesis of the buttoned-down auto executive of his day, sporting designer suits, dating models and moving in celebrity circles. While at GM in the 1960s, he created what some consider the first "muscle car," putting a V-8 engine into a Pontiac Tempest and calling it the GTO.

When DeLorean began making his own car in Northern Ireland in 1981, Baker says he fell in love with it. Of course, as a teenager, he wasn't able to shell out $25,000. Now, at 41, Baker is a proud DeLorean owner.

"You have to understand it's a car that never got to its full development because it was gone before it really hit its prime," Baker said. "And you have to realize it's 25 years old. But understanding that, it's fun to drive and very comfortable."

Unfortunately, DeLorean simply couldn't sell enough of the cars to sustain the business. The company folded in 1983, a year after DeLorean was busted in a drug trafficking sting and accused of conspiring to sell $24 million worth of cocaine to salvage the venture. He used an entrapment defense to win acquittal, but legal entanglements plagued him for years to come. He died in 2005 at age 80.

Kevin Smith, editorial director for the automotive Web site Edmunds.com, said he's interested to see if the Humble effort fares better than the Irish debacle. He said quality control is often an issue with limited production, "but I'm always optimistic for people who want to make new and interesting cars."

The newest version of the DeLorean will certainly be interesting and exclusive, Smith said, "and for some people with means, that's enough."


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Reply #1174 - Aug 25th, 2007 at 1:55am
 
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LAWRENCE - Lawrence High School students will be charged $1 a day to ride the school bus.

Starting in October, the School Department will charge each student up to $180 per year to take the bus to and from school. The new fee will affect all of the 1,800 high-school students eligible to ride the school bus.

School Superintendent Wilfredo Laboy proposed the fee to offset the rising costs of transporting students to the new school in the south part of town. He thought the rate of $1 per day - the same amount students pay to get to and from school on public transportation - would be fair.

"A dollar is reasonable," said Laboy. "They pay that now."

The School Committee last night unanimously approved the fee, with board member James Vittorioso absent from the meeting.

Busing has been a concern since the site, near Interstate 495, for a new high school was chosen. It is two miles from the former, more centralized downtown location. Putting the school on the outskirts of the city means most students need to travel farther to get there, especially those living downtown or in the north part of town, who used to be within easy walking distance of school.

The school budget includes $770,000 to bus students to the high school. The money already in the budget is expected to cover the cost of the buses even without the fees from students. But Laboy hopes to collect $80,000 from the fees to help offset the expense.

"It's a very small contribution," he said.

Money will be collected on a monthly basis by each of the six high schools housed in the new building. Those who pay will be given a new pass in a different color every month.

No fees will be charged to ride the bus in September. Instead, students who are eligible for the bus will receive a letter in the mail telling them where to catch the bus and at what time. The letter will serve as the student's bus pass for the first month of school.

The letters, written in Spanish and English, are being put in the mail today, according to school officials.

Families with more than one student riding the bus to the high school will not be offered any discounts, Laboy said.

"We recognize parents may have hardships," he said. "But educating kids is a costly business."

Laboy said that many other communities also are charging students to ride on their buses. North Andover and Andover each charge students in grades seven to 12 $300 per year to ride. Andover caps the fee at $600 per family per year.


This is just sick.

First of all, what will happen if some kid doesn't have a dollar, then isn't the school responsible for that student from being truant?

Second, why don't they just raise the taxes that are suppose to pay for school $1 per person?

Also, what if they want to charge $50/day?  What will happen to the lower income families who can't even afford lunch for their kids?  This is just like asking people to pay money to vote because paper cost a lot of money.

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Reply #1175 - Aug 25th, 2007 at 11:13am
 
So, the school moves two whole miles, and they need to start charging a fee to make up the difference?  I know diesel is expensive these days and buses don't get very good gas mileage, but two miles isn't exactly a long journey.

Moreover, if the bus budget is sufficient to cover the increased mileage already, why do they think they need to make up the difference with what is essentially a use tax?

I'd bet good money that this "bus fee" was never mentioned when the school board was lobbying voters to approve this new high school they built.

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100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette

An iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigerette from a candle on her birthday cake.

Winnie Langley started smoking only days after the First World War broke out in June 1914 when she was just seven-years-old - and has got through five a day ever since.

She has no intention of quitting, even after the nationwide ban forced tobacco-lovers outside.

Speaking at her 100th birthday party Winnie said: "I have smoked ever since infant school and I have never thought about quitting.

"There were not all the the health warnings like there are today when I started. It was the done thing."

Winnie, from Croydon, South London, claims tobacco has never made her ill.

She has outlived a husband, Robert, and son, Donald, who died two years ago aged 72.

The former launderette worker said she started the habit in 1914 - just weeks after the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo on June 28 - which sparked the First World War.

The 100-year-old, who is awaiting her telegram from the Queen today, said smoking helped calm her nerves during the two World Wars.

She said: "A lot of people smoked during the war. It helped steady the nerves."

Despite the numerous health warnings, Mrs Langley insists she's never suffered because of the habit as she "has never inhaled".


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United Nations weapons inspectors discovered six to eight vials of a dangerous nerve gas, phosgene, as they were cleaning out offices at a U.N. building in New York this morning, federal authorities tell the Blotter on ABCNews.com.

The federal authorities said the office, in a U.N. building near headquarters, was being evacuated and the White House had been notified at 10 a.m.

New York police and fire officials reported to the scene around 12:15 this afternoon.

A U.N. spokesperson said a statement would be issued shortly.

Authorities said the phosgene was believed to have been discovered in Iraq and manufactured prior to 1991.

Former U.N. weapons inspectors told ABCNews.com that vials of phosgene had also been used by inspectors in Iraq to help calibrate air sampling instruments.

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The former inspectors said the remaining vials were supposed to have been destroyed.

"If it is properly sealed, it should not pose much of a threat unless it is dropped," said former New York City emergency services director Jerry Hauer, an ABC News consultant.

"They need to get it out of there and put it in a safe canister," Hauer said. "It shows immense stupidity to have that kind of thing sitting around as a souvenir."

According to the Web site of the Centers for Disease Control, phosgene at room temperature is a poisonous, colorless gas with a suffocating odor like newly mown hay.

According to an article in Foreign Affairs, the chemical was allegedly used by Iran in the Iran-Iraq war in 1987.

Phosgene was used extensively during World War I as a "choking agent" and, according to the CDC Web site, among the chemicals used in the war, it was responsible for the large majority of deaths.

The chemical also has numerous commercial applications in the manufacture of plastics and pesticides.



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Thompson is officially announcing!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20517462/

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If I was him I'd say the following:

"I am here today to make a big announcement....first of all I want to thank the people who gave me $13 million dollars.  Since I haven't declared yet, your secrets are safe with me.  Thanks for the money, suckers...PEACE OUT!" *drops the mic* people stare in shock...and I'd go off to the Bahamas for a few years!

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World aviation record-holder Steve Fossett is missing and a massive search is under way in western Nevada, a Nevada aviation spokeswoman said Tuesday.

Steve Fossett is missing and a search is under way.

Fossett holds the record for the first solo, non-stop, non-refueled airplane trip around the world, set in the Virgin Atlantic GlobalFlyer in 2005.

A year later he used GlobalFlyer again to break the world's flight distance record, traveling more than 26,000 miles in 76 hours.

In 2002, he achieved the first solo balloon flight around the world, traveling 20,626 miles in 14 days.

Mission Public Information Officer Civil Air Patrol spokeswoman Maj. Cynthia S. Ryan told the Nevada Record-Courier that three crews were in the air looking for Fossett's blue and white aircraft and that more were on the way.

"We will be launching more shortly," she told the newspaper, and the search area covers hundreds of square miles of rugged terrain.


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Barbie toys reportedly part of next Mattel recall

Lead paint may be on several hundred thousand Chinese-made goods

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Mattel Inc., whose reputation has been battered by two high-profile toy recalls this summer, will announce on Wednesday the recall of a third batch of Chinese-made toys because they may contain excessive amounts of lead paint.

The recall, to be announced tomorrow jointly by the company and the Consumer Product Safety Commission, involves around 775,000 toys, all of which are believed to contain unsafe levels of lead paint, sources told the Wall Street Journal and NBC news. Two of the toys are designed for pre-school age children — one a musical instrument "The Big Band Bongo drum," and the other a train toy marketed under the name "Geo Tracks." About 100,000 will be affected.

But the lion's share of the recall will affect Mattel's core brand, Barbie. Seven accessories associated with the dolls are set to be recalled, a total of 675,000, the Journal reported.

Mattel told the Journal that it only announces recalls in conjunction with the CPSC.

Mattel’s last recall, announced on Aug. 14, covered about 19 million toys worldwide. They included Chinese-made toys that either had excessive amounts of lead paint or had small magnets that could easily be swallowed by children.

On Aug. 1, Mattel’s Fisher-Price division said it was recalling 1.5 million preschool toys featuring characters such as Dora the Explorer, Big Bird and Elmo because of lead paint. That action included 967,000 toys sold in the United States between May and August.

Lead can cause brain damage when ingested by young children. Under current regulations, children’s products found to have more than .06 percent lead accessible to users are subject to a recall.

Robert Eckert, chairman and CEO of El Segundo, Calif.-based Mattel, warned at a press conference last month that there may be more recalls of tainted toys as the company steps up its investigations into its Chinese factories and retests products.

Still, the latest action would be yet another blow to Mattel, which had cultivated an image of tightly controlling production in China. The Consumer Product Safety Commission also said Tuesday it was considering a possible investigation of whether Mattel notified authorities as quickly as it should have in connection with the Aug. 14 recall.

With more than 80 percent of toys sold worldwide made in China, toy sellers are nervous that shoppers will shy away from their products in this year’s critical holiday season.

Late last month, Toys “R” Us announced it was recalling thousands of art sets made in China due to excessive levels of lead in some black watercolor paints.

In June, toy maker RC2 Corp. voluntarily recalled 1.5 million wooden railroad toys and set parts from its Thomas & Friends Wooden Railway product line. The company said that the surface paint on certain toys and parts made in China between January 2005 and April 2006 contain lead, affecting 26 components and 23 retailers.

In July, Hasbro Inc. recalled faulty Chinese-made Easy Bake ovens, marking the second time the iconic toy had been recalled this year.

Last month, Mattel vowed that it would tighten its controls at its factories in China. About 65 percent of Mattel’s toys are made in China, where about 50 percent of Mattel’s production is produced in company-owned plants. But apparently, the controls were not strict enough, particularly when it came to overseeing Mattel’s subcontractors.


I'm absolutely shocked that China isn't producing a quality product!  Who would've thought that China's quality control would be lackluster at $0.10/hour?

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Reply #1183 - Sep 10th, 2007 at 2:38pm
 
If you need gas, buy it now!  Somebody on AR15.com just posted a breaking story about a series of explosions in a Mexican gas pipeline.  Mexico supplies 10-12% of all US oil, so this could be fairly significant.  As soon as I can find a web article about it I'll post it.

There was also a pipeline explosion in Turkey today...

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UPDATE 1-Iran-Turkey pipeline blast cuts gas flow -source
Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:00AM BST

ANKARA, Sept 10 (Reuters) - A large explosion on a pipeline bringing natural gas from Iran to Turkey halted supplies late on Sunday, a Turkish energy official said.

Officials hoped to resume full gas flows by Tuesday, he told Reuters on Monday.

He said the cause of the explosion was not immediately known.

"An explosion has occurred 5 km (3 miles) inside Turkey and the gas flow has been stopped," said the official, who declined to be named.

Iran is Turkey's second biggest supplier of natural gas after Russia.

Officials were working to fix the damaged portion of the pipeline on Monday morning, he said, adding that they hoped to resume the flow of gas within the day.

"Efforts have been started to repair the damaged 35-meter area ... Tomorrow morning the pipeline is expected to carry its normal capacity," he said.

Sabotage is common on pipelines leading into Turkey from Iran and Iraq, where Kurdish militants are based.


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Reply #1184 - Sep 10th, 2007 at 2:41pm
 
More wackiness...

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CAIRO, Egypt — Al Qaeda's media arm announced Monday that it will release a new video of Usama bin Laden presenting the last testament of one of the Sept. 11 suicide hijackers, marking the sixth anniversary of the attacks.

The announcement came only days after bin Laden appeared in his first video in three years, giving an address to the American people, lecturing them to abandon capitalism and democracy and convert to Islam.

The announcement came in a banner advertisement posted on an Islamic militant Web site where Al Qaeda often releases messages and was signed by Al-Sahab, the media arm of bin Laden's Al Qaeda's terror network.

"Coming soon, God willing, the testament of the attacks on New York and Washington, Abu Musab Waleed al-Shehri, presented by Sheik Osama bin Laden, God preserve him," the banner read. It showed an image of bin Laden wearing the same black beard and clothes as in the most recent video.
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Reply #1185 - Sep 10th, 2007 at 3:03pm
 
Even more...

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MEXICO CITY — Six explosions believed to be the result of sabotage ripped apart pipelines for Mexico's state oil monopoly early Monday, the company said. There were no reported injuries.

Mexican state oil monopoly Petroleos Mexicanos, or Pemex, issued a statement saying it believed the explosions, which forced the evacuation of 12,000 people, were deliberate.

It said the six blasts caused four fires. At least five pipelines were affected.

A small, left-wing guerrilla group claimed to have attacked a major Pemex gas pipeline in July, forcing at least a dozen major companies, including Honda Motor Co., Kellogg Co. and The Hershey Co., to suspend or scale back operations.

The July explosions affected sections of a major pipeline extending from central Mexico City to Guadalajara in western Mexico.

Those attacks sent the Mexican government scrambling to increase security at "strategic installations" across Mexico. It was not clear what security measures were in place at the pipelines that exploded Monday.


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Reply #1186 - Sep 10th, 2007 at 3:09pm
 
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UNION CITY, Ga. (AP) - A McDonald's employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer's burger was too salty, so salty that he says it made him sick.

Kendra Bull was arrested Friday, charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct and freed on $1,000 bail.

Bull, 20, said she accidentally spilled salt on hamburger meat and told her supervisor and a co-worker, who "tried to thump the salt off."

On her break, she ate a burger made with the salty meat. "It didn't make me sick," Bull told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

But then Police Officer Wendell Adams got a burger made with the oversalted meat, and he returned a short time later and told the manager it made him sick.

Bull admitted spilling salt on the meat, and Adams took her outside and questioned her, she said.

"If it was too salty, why did (Adams) not take one bite and throw it away?" said Bull, who has worked at the restaurant for five months. She said she didn't know a police officer got one of the salty burgers because she couldn't see the drive-through window from her work area.

Police said samples of the burger were sent to the state crime lab for tests.

City public information officer George Louth said Bull was charged because she served the burger "without regards to the well-being of anyone who might consume it."


Salty burger is salty?
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Reply #1187 - Sep 10th, 2007 at 3:23pm
 
I'm really, really hoping there is more to that story than meets the eye.

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Reply #1188 - Sep 10th, 2007 at 3:29pm
 
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Al Qaeda's media arm announced Monday that it will release a new video of Usama bin Laden presenting the last testament of one of the Sept. 11 suicide hijackers, marking the sixth anniversary of the attacks.


Well since they get a craptastic job on the earlier video the CIA...I mean Al CIA-eda...has to put out a better one.

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Their fries are salty too, and their shakes are made of potatoes which are also salty...can I have them arrested too?

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Reply #1189 - Sep 11th, 2007 at 11:16am
 
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By JOHN DUNBAR, Associated Press Writer Tue Sep 11, 5:42 AM ET

WASHINGTON - Here's the pitch from the cable TV industry: One way or another, all subscribers will still be able to tune in their favorite shows when broadcasters shift to digital-only transmission in 2009.
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Seeking more than a promise, Federal Communications Commission Chairman Kevin Martin wants commissioners to require cable companies to provide that service.

"Unless the commission acts, some cable customers may actually be harmed by the transition and lose the ability to view some of these channels," Martin told The Associated Press on Monday.

The FCC, which is scheduled to meet Tuesday, has been split over such a proposal in the past but may be moving toward a compromise.

The greatest impact of the digital conversion will be on viewers of non-digital televisions who receive their signals over the air. Beginning Feb. 18, 2009, they will be forced to buy a special converter box, subsidized by the government, to receive their channels.

The impact of the shift on the nation's cable subscribers is less certain.

Today, cable television system operators receive broadcast feeds in analog and digital format. Come Feb. 18, 2009, broadcasters must stop supplying the analog signal. That creates a problem for the cable industry's 32 million analog subscribers.

Cable operators can either convert the digital signal to analog at the point where their cable signal originates, or they can supply customers with a "down converter" device that will change digital signals to analog at the TV set.

This is essentially what the FCC wants to force the industry to do, under Martin's proposed rules.

Last week, the National Cable and Telecommunications Association launched a $200 million advertising campaign to assure customers that the shift won't affect them. "Every TV set you have that's hooked up to cable will work just fine," happy customers intone in a TV spot.

What the commercials do not say is how the industry is going to manage the transition, something that concerns Gene Kimmelman, federal affairs chief for Consumers Union. "It is astounding that they're telling their customers 'don't worry, we're taking care of you' without telling them at what price."

NCTA spokesman Brian Dietz said analog consumers will not be charged more when the transition occurs. Nor will they be forced to sign up for a more expensive digital service.

The NCTA has committed to doing what the FCC is asking, but is resisting the mandate, a position Kimmelman calls "disingenuous."

The NCTA says what the FCC is doing violates the industry's constitutional rights.

"We've said we will voluntarily take care of our customers, which is different than a government mandate," Dietz said.

Dietz said a government-ordered transition would deny the thousands of cable system operators the flexibility they need in managing the transition.

Kimmelman credited the industry with launching the ad campaign, but said the government should assume an oversight role.

"I think there are some sticks that can be placed over their heads to try to ensure that they don't take advantage of their customers," he said.


How about if the FCC really wants to help out the consumer they want to push technology forward.  So instead of requiring cable companies to be able to connect TVs from the 1960s they go to TV manufacturers and have develop some trade in discounts.  Of course, if they did that I would think to myself "Wow...that FCC...I've had a change of heart...I really like them".  Then Jesus would appear and a lot of shiznitz would go down...and God doesn't want that happening quite yet.

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Reply #1190 - Sep 11th, 2007 at 1:36pm
 
Somebody has some rage issues...

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Man Charged with Restaurant Assaults 9/9/07
Syracuse Police arrested Dana Salce this morning, after they say he assaulted two employees at the Burger King on West Genesee Street in Syracuse. Police say Salce got upset when one of the employees asked him to lower his car's music at the drive-thru.

Police tell us Salce pulled in to the drive-thru around 8:00 on Sunday morning. Burger King employee Cassandra Davis wasn't able to hear his order because his music was so loud, so she asked him to lower it. According to police, that's when Salce got upset and started screaming and cursing. They say he drove around to the drive-thru window, grabbed Davis' wrists and tried to pull her out the window.

As this was going on, police say Burger King employee Justin Matthews tried to help Davis, but Salce tried to run him over and wound up pinning him against the building. They tell us Matthews was able to get away with only scrapes and bruises. Salce drove off, but police arrested him about five minutes later.

Salce is being charged with attempted assault, criminal possession of a weapon, and harassment. He was issued tickets for driving with a suspended license and leaving the scene of a personal injury hit-and-run.


Yes, Mr. Thug, your loud ghetto music is annoying.  If you want to blow your eardrums out listening to crap thats fine but leave the rest of the world out of it.  Hell, your music is usually so loud its vibrating the panels off your crappy car anyway.

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Reply #1191 - Sep 12th, 2007 at 4:21pm
 
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ST. PAUL - Police said a man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes. Commander Kevin Casper said the attack was "weird sexual behavior."

The 24-year-old woman was leaving work around 1 a.m. Saturday when the 27-year-old man approached her and demanded her keys and phone. After that he removed her shoes.

Police say the woman was not hurt.

Police arrested the man a few minutes later about four blocks away. The woman identified the suspect and police were able to recover her keys and phone.

The man is in custody and has not yet been formally charged.


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Reply #1192 - Sep 12th, 2007 at 4:42pm
 
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Reply #1193 - Sep 12th, 2007 at 5:45pm
 
So Canada had a school killing that involved a knife.  What is Canada's solution?  Ban guns!

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KAREN HOWLETT AND JEFF GRAY

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September 12, 2007 at 1:06 PM EDT

Ontario Liberal Leader Dalton McGuinty said Wednesday that he does not want to see the provinces' schools resort to installing metal detectors and having uniformed security officers patrol the halls in the wake of Tuesday's fatal stabbing at a Toronto high school.

Such a move, he said, would amount to the Americanization of schools in Ontario.

“I see that as an absolute last resort,” Mr. McGuinty told reporters during an election campaign stop.

Instead, he said, Ontario needs to distinguish itself from the United States by imposing an outright ban on hand guns.

“Let's ban handguns in Ontario,” he said. “Let's ban handguns across the country. Let's declare war against handguns.”

A 16-year-old Scarborough youth was stabbed to death on Tuesday on a walkway leading from Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute.

The teen's death comes four months after the shooting death of teenager Jordan Manners, placing the violence that has plagued Toronto front-and-centre in the provincial election campaign.

NDP Leader Howard Hampton blamed the Liberal government for failing to provide enough money for schools and municipalities for police.

“Schools do not have enough money to look after children at risk,” Mr. Hampton said.

“...You can't have kids being shot in school, being stabbed in the school ground. Schools need to have enough supervisors. They need to have strategies to deal with kids, particularly teenagers who are high risk. That's not happening, despite the fact that Dalton McGuinty promised to fix the school funding formula.”

He also said that, until the government fixes the problems created when Queen's Park “downloaded” various responsibilities like some social programs onto municipalities, local governments won't be able to afford to hire more police.

Mr. McGuinty, who was confronted before the press conference by a protester from the Ontario Taxpayers' Federation dressed as Pinocchio, said there are other ways the province can ensure that schools are safe and “sanctuaries for our kids.”

Flanked by firefighters, nurses and other public-sector workers, he said the Liberals, if re-elected, would put in place safe-school teams, consisting of police working with school officials and social workers, he said.

As part of the Liberal Party's 'stronger, safe schools' policy, he said, additional resources have been provided to schools to hire more vice-principals to provide additional supervision.


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Reply #1194 - Sep 12th, 2007 at 5:52pm
 
Yeah, let's ban handguns!  That'll definitely reduce the number of school... stabbings?

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Reply #1195 - Sep 13th, 2007 at 9:22am
 
Yeah, get rid of handguns, thats what you need...not parenting, no that's just stupid.

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Reply #1196 - Sep 14th, 2007 at 11:04am
 
http://www.bulletproofbaby.net

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SCHOOL 1977 vs. SCHOOL 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1977 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark.
They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra provincial funding because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.


Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.
1977 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English.
1977 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover 4th of July firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1977 - Ants die.
2007 - ATF and the FBI are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Home Land Security investigates parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in federal prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.


Sad but true.

And I work with Pedro, he still doesn't speak English.
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Reply #1198 - Sep 20th, 2007 at 2:28pm
 
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And I work with Pedro, he still doesn't speak English.


The same is probably true for half the people we went to school with!
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ROYAL PALM BEACH - A 22-year-old deputy's wife was arrested for having sex with a 16-year-old high school student and videotaping it, the Palm Beach Sheriff's Office said on Thursday.

The man who filmed it and gave it to the deputy was also arrested.

Jessica Wink and German Armentano, 28, who both work at a Publix supermarket, were arrested Wednesday and charged with sexual performance by a child. The 16-year-old, whose name was not released was also arrested on the charge.

"I know he looks like a victim but he's also a suspect as well," sheriff's spokeswoman Teri Barbera said. "Any time anybody knowingly video tapes anything sexual [with a minor], it's against the law."

On Aug. 30, Wellington Deputy John Wink got a call from Armentano who told him his wife was having an affair and he had it on tape. The tape shows Jessica Wink and the minor engaging in sexual activity in Armentano's Royal Palm Beach home while he filmed it 1:30 p.m. June 18, according to a police report.

Armentano told investigators he gave Deputy Wink the tape because of an ongoing feud Armentano had with her regarding work, according to the police report.


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"I know he looks like a victim but he's also a suspect as well," sheriff's spokeswoman Teri Barbera said. "Any time anybody knowingly video tapes anything sexual [with a minor], it's against the law."


Ahh I see...if the sexes were reversed here there is no way in hell that the 16 y/o would be arrested.  It would be "the man forced the poor little girl into it.  She's the victim here".  However, since the 16 y/o is a male he must be arrested.  If anything I bet she gets off (pun intended) and he doesn't.

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"Any time anybody knowingly video tapes anything sexual [with a minor], it's against the law."


So the 16 year old was arrested and being charged with video taping sex with a minor?  Wow, almost all hope is lost for our law enforcement.

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Reply #1201 - Sep 21st, 2007 at 1:18pm
 
*Rolls up sleeves, cracks knuckles, pulls out my pocket Constitution*

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Reply #1202 - Sep 22nd, 2007 at 1:00am
 
All three of them need to be shot for wasting my oxygen.  Next!

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Reply #1203 - Sep 25th, 2007 at 8:57am
 
I wanted to share a post with you guys from my IT Ethics class.  This week, we're discussing the Internet advertising ethics, including the market impact of pop-up ads, flash advertisements, and fee-based search engine optimization.

One of the responses to the subject of search engine prioritizing (where a company pays to have their site listed higher for a certain word or search string) was downright scary, and is indicative of where this country is going.  Unfortunately, most of my classmates agreed with her, and I was really the only voice speaking against her stance.  Here's her post...

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The practice of paying money to get high on the list for more hits has been happening for several years, but not much has been said about this until now. I think it should be consider unethical and should not be allowed. The old saying "The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer" seems to fit for this instance. If you have money, you can make more money. But you don't have a lot of money, you don't have a fair chance and that's wrong. Anyone should be able to get their ads at the top of the list by possible alphabetizing the names and then rotating the sequence. All men are created equal and should have the same rights to advertise on the web without having to pay for that privilege. I believe this is both unethical and annoying. Annoying can be tolerated to some point, but when you cross the line permit money to talk, then that's unethical and should not be tolerated. An example that I have had is when I was trying to start an online business with a product and at first they were suppose to list to on the list alphabetically. Then I received a notice after signing on to the program, that I have to pay for a higher position on the list. It was very frustrating and until you get more hits and customers, you don't have to money to be able to afford such a cost. It's very frustrating.


Here's my response.  I couldn't openly tell her she was an idiot, since it was a monitored discussion.

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What you've described is essentially socialism. We live in a capitalistic society, where the very definition of the "American dream" is every man's ability to make a better life for himself through hard work and persistence.

Yahoo and Google are two amazing examples of the American dream paying off big time. Both companies were started by a pair of college students with big brains and little pocket books. Both companies provided a new and innovative product and both have exploded into multi-billion dollar enterprises.

"Prioritizing" web search listings isn't only completely ethical, it's just plain good business sense. We don't have an innate right to unfettered search results, and the search engines we use don't make any such promises. I'm sure if you looked long and hard, you'd be able to find some sort of community-hosted, open source search engine that doesn't prioritize the results they offer, but it'd pale in comparison to Google, Yahoo, or any of the other big search engines. Why? Capitalism. The tens of thousands of servers that run Google's primary business application don't grow on trees. The money Google makes by prioritizing search results (combined with other sources of revenue) helps purchase the tools that drive Google's growth.

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What do you guys think about her post?  What is going to happen when our generation assumes control of the world?

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Reply #1204 - Sep 25th, 2007 at 1:39pm
 
Bravo, Bravo...excellent response.

I think the same things going to happen to our generation that happened to our parents hippy generation.

Once some hippies became rich they will want the middle class to share with the lower class so that we have a limited socialist system.  Just as long as they don't have to share.

Our generation will be easier because we have no "great cause" we're against.  We just agree with our former hippy professors.  Once some people in our generation become rich we won't hear anything more about sharing money with others (as far as a redistribution of wealth...not the "give unto others" reasons) and you don't find too many hippy youths today and if you do most of them are stoners and their opinions don't matter anyways.

The only thing I think will change from this generation to our generation is that their will probably be less racist attitudes...and that's about it.

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Reply #1205 - Sep 26th, 2007 at 10:41am
 
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Tuesday , September 25, 2007


They're the strong and the proud, but the Marines aren't free to stand on the streets of San Francisco.

The Silent Drill Platoon of the U.S. Marine Corps wasn't allowed to be filmed Sept. 11 on California Street in San Francisco for a segment of its new advertising campaign, a Marine spokesman told FOXNews.com.

Instead, the elite group took its austere display to the Golden Gate National Recreation Area for the final segment of its "America's Marines" TV commercial. The group is on a two-month nationwide tour as part of the campaign.

Stefanie Coyote, the executive director of the San Francisco Film Commission, the group that denied the permit, was unavailable for comment Tuesday. Her office referred calls to San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's press office, which did not immediately return a request for comment.

Coyote told KGO-TV that "traffic control was the issue."

The film commission did allow the Marines' production unit to film the street without Marines. They'll be superimposed in the spot, KGO-TV reports.

Meanwhile, the Silent Drill Platoon continued its campaign, filming a portion of the commercial Monday in New York's Times Square during the early morning rush hour.

The platoon is documenting its journey on the Web site www.Our.Marines.com and plans to film portions of the commercial in Sligo, Ky., on Oct. 6, in the Grand Canyon and at Hoover Dam on Oct. 22 and in the Rocky Mountains on Oct. 30, according to the group's online schedule. The public is invited to attend.


The next time an earthquake rocks San Francisco and they call on the military for assistance, I hope the Marines tell the city to suck it.

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Technically they call the national guard, not the military.  Because, supposedly, there's suppose to be Posse Comitatus...but ya know...we're suppose to have habeas corpus and freedom of protest and right to a lawyer, trial, jury, representation...and we know how well that's going.

I say we just hire illegals in NV to start chipping away at the board that connects CA to the rest of the states and watch it slide into the ocean...I think it'd be fun to see if CA could get itself operational as it's own country.  Let's see you solve the power crisis now Arnold!

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Reply #1207 - Sep 26th, 2007 at 5:03pm
 
Who wants a missile base?  I do, I do!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-Base-Central-Washington_W0QQitemZ190132455924Q...

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Published: Sep 27, 2007 12:30 AM
Modified: Sep 27, 2007 04:50 AM

MORRISVILLE, NC - When Morrisville police officer Chris Gill handed him a ticket, Kent Kauffman coughed. Next thing Kauffman knew, Gill was charging him with assault on a government official.

Gill contends Kauffman intentionally coughed on him three times. According to Gill's report, Kauffman looked into the officer's eyes before "hacking" in his face, Morrisville spokeswoman Stacie Galloway said Wednesday.

Kauffman acknowledges that he coughed two or three times from the window of his Dodge minivan Tuesday but said it was toward Gill's waist.

"He says I coughed in his face," Kauffman said. "But that would only work if he had a 4-foot-long face."

Kauffman said that Gill cuffed him and threw him into the side of the patrol car, and that he ended up on the ground.

"It knocked the wind out of me," he said. "He kept yelling at me to get up. I told him, 'I can't move, man, I'm sick.' "

Kauffman, an accountant for Accountemps in Chapel Hill, said he developed a cough after his dog, Blair, died of kidney failure last week. He said he was still stricken Tuesday but went to work because he needed the cash.

Kauffman was traveling on McCrimmon Parkway just after 8 a.m. when Gill pulled him over for not wearing a seat belt. Gill charged Kauffman with a Class misdemeanor. If convicted, he could spend up to 60 days in jail.

Webster's dictionary says that to cough means to expel air suddenly and noisily from the lungs through the glottis, either as the result of an involuntary muscular spasm in the throat or to clear the air passages. A Wake County judge will decide the intent behind Kauffman's cough.


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It almost sounded like a bad intro to a graduation speech.

"Webster's dictionary defined graduation as a change in ones life...."

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BARNAUL, Russia (Reuters)
Wed Sep 26, 10:16 AM ET

BARNAUL, Russia (Reuters) - A Siberian woman who gave birth to her 12th child -- doing more than her fair share to stem Russia's population decline -- was stunned to find that little Nadia weighed in at a massive 7.75 kg (17.1 lb).

Nadia was delivered by caesarean section in the local maternity hospital in the Altai region on September 17, joining eight sisters and three brothers, a local reporter said.

"We were all simply in shock," said Nadia's mother, Tatyana Barabanova, 43. "What did the father say? He couldn't say a thing -- he just stood there blinking."

"I ate everything, we don't have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes," she told the reporter, adding that all her previous babies had weighed more than 5 kg.

The Guinness World Records lists a 10.2 kg baby boy born in Italy in 1955, and a 10.8 kg baby boy who was born in the United States in 1879 but died 11 hours later.

The average weight for most healthy newborn babies is around 3.2 kg (7.06 lb), according to World Health Organization figures.


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Holy Crap!  He is trying to eat that smaller baby!
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Why does Russia just leave these kids naked in the hospital...don't they think they should at least allow their newborns to know some warmth before they have to leave the hospital to Russia...what?  are they expect these kids to work in the gulags in Siberia...ahhh!

Comrades...I kid...these are no gulags anymore *Russian laugh*...the Soviet Union loves it's people...I MEAN RUSSIA!!! Russia loves its people and everyone is happy.  Communism works...CAPITALISM....I mean capitalism is good to us...dah!

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Reply #1213 - Sep 28th, 2007 at 2:29pm
 
I frickin' love Russia.  Sure, they might be pinko commie bastards, but they make some excellent firearms!  I own four (an M44, two SKS's, and an AK-47), and hope to own a fifth within a year!

I want a Dragunov chambered in 7.62x54R.  It's a beautiful gun and I've wanted one for years.  So sexy!

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GLENCOE, Ont. - A 14-year-old boy is recovering from burns after being sprayed with an aerosol deodorant and set on fire by another student at his high school near London, Ont.

Ontario Provincial Police Const. Christina Hunter says the teen was able to extinguish the fire but suffered burns to his torso.

He suffered first-, second-and third-degree burns in Tuesday's incident at Glencoe District High School, about 25 kilometres southwest of London.

He has since been released from hospital.

Hunter said police have investigated similar incidents in the past.

"It is a huge school matter," she told a London radio station. "We've had some similar incidents to this at other area high schools. They've been less serious, but nonetheless the kids are experimenting with fire."

Police say it's too early in the investigation to comment on whether the incident was intentional.


Hmmm, this gives me an idea....Bob, come 'ere!

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Reply #1215 - Oct 1st, 2007 at 1:28pm
 
This calls for a ban on guns, axes, knives, and deodorant in Canada!

Wait...won't that make them Mexico?!

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Reply #1216 - Oct 1st, 2007 at 1:46pm
 
Yes, but they'd speak Freaky Deeky French instead of Spanish.

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I would much rather trust a guy who speaks Spanish than a guy who holds his cigarette with his thumb and pointer finger and who mocks me while driving women crazy with accent!

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I wouldn't trust a spanish guy with my pens...because most all of them were stolen!
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Reply #1219 - Oct 1st, 2007 at 4:57pm
 
I can't tell you how badly I want to modify your post and change "pens" to "penis."

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www.polecataerospace.com/X-Wing.htm


Andy Woerner and his crazy rocketeer friends have built a 21-foot long X-Wing model that can actually fly. Yes, this is a real X-Wing powered by four solid-fuel rocket engines complete with radio-controlled moving wings. It blasts off in California next week, and we talked with Andy about the project, and how they expect it will do.


The X-Wing model is huge. At 21 feet long and with a wingspan of over 19 feet it is, in fact, big enough to fly a kid in. However, knowing that it will be powered by solid-fuel rockets, they wouldn't put a kid, dog, monkey or Gizmodo editor inside, even if it uses three full parachutes to land.

After drawing the plans using CAD software, Andy's team and his friends at Polecat Aerospace used laser cutting to make the pieces out of Baltic Birch wood. They also used solid aluminum for some parts, like the rods which are the pivot point for the wings.

Why solid aluminum rods? For the most impressive part of the project to work, not only does the axis have to be strong enough to support the stress of the launch but also it has to allow the wings to change position from folded to open while in flight—or, in the words of Red Leader, putting them in attack position, the X that gives the Rebel aircraft its name.

The wings, including the root sections and the outer panels are about 8' long and weigh 60 pounds a piece, including the motors. The motion mechanism had to be able to move all four of these simultaneously, while keeping them in position relative to each other. Additionally, the motion hardware had to be strong enough to keep the wings in position once they were at the extents of their travel.

They used an electric motor from a RC helicopter, reducing its 40,000 revolutions per minute to generate enough torque to move those massive wings. Still, the wings will take 35 seconds to travel from open to closed. Hopefully, they will be able to change before the flight ends, so they can get the full effect in the air.

The wings also hold the engines. Andy told us they are using "four solid rocket motors which are Class M, the kind that produce a red flame"—which as you probably know, it's also the same color of the X-Wing engines' glow.

Even with the aluminum rods, however, there's the possibility of structural damage. We asked Andy about how he expected the flight to go: "it's likely we will have a structural failure in the wings, but we are hoping it will hold."

If it holds, the X-Wing will be fully recoverable. It won't land on its own, but Andy pointed out that they "will use parachute recovery, with three man-rated chutes which will have radio control deployment," like the wings position control.

When I first learnt about the project there was one thing that didn't click for me: why the X-Wing? It doesn't seem to have the right shape to be a rocket. Maybe a better option would have been an Y-Wing or A-Wing. But an X-Wing? Well, according to Andy, "it was the one design from Star Wars that made the most sense to try to scale for rocket power." And on top of that, it just looks cool. I completely agree.

The X-Wing will launch next week, on October 10, and we can only wish the project the best of luck. Godspeed Andy and friends, godspeed.


That's pretty freakin' cool, if you ask me!  Of course, it won't really "fly" since the wings aren't going to provide any lift, but that's beside the point!

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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — The leader of an artists' cooperative has been sentenced to probation for setting up a secret apartment inside a shopping mall's parking garage as part of a project on mall life.

Michael Townsend, 36, said he and seven other artists built the 750-square-foot apartment beginning in 2003 and lived there for up to three weeks at a time.

The artists built a cinderblock wall and nondescript utility door to keep the loft hidden from the outside world.

But inside, the apartment was fully furnished, down to a hutch filled with china and a Sony Playstation 2 — although a burglar broke in and stole the Playstation last spring, Townsend said.

There was no running water — instead they used the mall bathrooms.

On his Web site, Townsend said he was inspired by a Christmastime ad for the mall which featured a "an enthusiastic female voice talking about how great it would be if you (we) could live at the mall."

He built the dwelling "out of a compassion to understand the mall more and life as a shopper."

Townsend said plans to make the apartment "super-sweet" with laminated wood flooring and other perks fell apart last week after he and a visiting artist from Hong Kong walked into the room and were greeted by three security guards. He pleaded no contest to a trespassing charge.

Providence Place Mall spokesman Dante Bellini Jr. described the living space as little more than "an area with stuff in it."

But Providence Police Maj. Stephen Campbell said he and other detectives were so intrigued they visited the apartment to see for themselves.

"I was surprised at what he was able to accomplish," Campbell said. "But what he did was clearly criminal. The mall is private property."


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Although trespassing isn't cool, that's got to be one of the craziest stunts I've ever seen.

More pictures here:  http://www.trummerkind.com/mall/Living_in_the_Mall.html

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Woman Faces The Music, Loses Download Case
Jury Finds Minn. Woman Violated Copyright Law, Orders Her To Pay Record Companies $220K

DULUTH, Minn., Oct. 4, 2007

Jammie Thomas of Brainerd, Minn. walks out of the U.S. District Court in Duluth, Minn., Oct. 2, 2007, after jury selection on the first day of her civil trial for alleged music pirating through illegal sharing of song files. (AP Photo/Julia Cheng)


(AP) The recording industry won a key fight Thursday against illegal music downloading when a federal jury found a Minnesota woman shared copyrighted music online and levied $222,000 in damages against her.

Jurors ordered Jammie Thomas, 30, to pay the six record companies that sued her $9,250 for each of 24 songs they focused on in the case. They had alleged she shared 1,702 songs online in violation of their copyrights.

Thomas and her attorney, Brian Toder, declined comment as they left the courthouse. Jurors also left without commenting.

"This does send a message, I hope, that downloading and distributing our recordings is not OK," said Richard Gabriel, the lead attorney for the music companies.

In the first such lawsuit to go to trial, six record companies accused Thomas of downloading the songs without permission and offering them online through a Kazaa file-sharing account. Thomas denied wrongdoing and testified that she didn't have a Kazaa account.

Record companies have filed some 26,000 lawsuits since 2003 over file-sharing, which has hurt sales because it allows people to get music for free instead of paying for recordings in stores. Many other defendants have settled by paying the companies a few thousand dollars.

We think we're in for a long haul in terms of establishing that music has value, that music is property, and that property has to be respected.
Cathy Sherman, RIAA President
The RIAA says the lawsuits have mitigated illegal sharing, even though music file-sharing is rising overall. The group says the number of households that have used file-sharing programs to download music has risen from 6.9 million monthly in April 2003, before the lawsuits began, to 7.8 million in March 2007.

During the three-day trial, record companies presented evidence they said showed the copyrighted songs were offered by a Kazaa user under the name "tereastarr." Their witnesses, including officials from an Internet provider and a security firm, testified that the Internet address used by "tereastarr" belonged to Thomas.

Toder had argued at closing that record companies never proved that "Jammie Thomas, a human being, got on her keyboard and sent out these things."

"We don't know what happened," Toder told jurors. "All we know is that Jammie Thomas didn't do this."

Gabriel called that defense "misdirection, red herrings, smoke and mirrors."

He told jurors a verdict against Thomas would send a message to other illegal downloaders.

"I only ask that you consider that the need for deterrence here is great," he said.

Copyright law sets a damage range of $750 to $30,000 per infringement, or up to $150,000 if the violation was "willful." Jurors ruled that Thomas' infringement was willful, but awarded damages in a middle range.

Before the verdict, an official with an industry trade group said he was surprised it had taken so long for one of the industry's lawsuits against individual downloaders to come to trial.

Illegal downloads have "become business as usual, nobody really thinks about it," said Cary Sherman, president of the Recording Industry Association of America, which coordinates the lawsuits. "This case has put it back in the news. Win or lose, people will understand that we are out there trying to protect our rights."

Thomas' testimony was complicated by the fact that she had replaced her computer's hard drive after the sharing was alleged to have taken place - and later than she said in a deposition before trial.

The hard drive in question was not presented at trial by either party, though Thomas used her new one to show the jury how fast it copies songs from CDs. That was an effort to counter an industry witness's assertion that the songs on the old drive got their too fast to have come from CDs she owned - and therefore must have been downloaded illegally.

Record companies said Thomas was sent an instant message in February 2005, warning her that she was violating copyright law. Her hard drive was replaced the following month, not in 2004, as she said in the deposition.

The record companies involved in the lawsuit are Sony BMG, Arista Records LLC, Interscope Records, UMG Recordings Inc., Capitol Records Inc. and Warner Bros. Records Inc.


Ooh, fail.

In response, I think I'm going to download a gig of mp3's.  Who is with me?

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That would mean I'd have to find a group today that doesn't suck....hmm sorry can't do it.

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BY HELEN KENNEDY

DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Sunday, October 7th 2007, 12:56 PM

For Rudy Giuliani, 9/11 is the answer. To almost anything, it seems.

After all, it's why America fell in love with him on that darkest of days, when the mayor was the only person on TV reassuring the nation. It's why he's the Republican front-runner for President.

"For me, every day is an anniversary of Sept. 11," he said in Florida last month.

Giuliani wastes no opportunity to bring up 9/11 on the campaign trail. Sometimes, it looks like a stretch.

Here is "Jeopardy, the Giuliani Edition," where 9/11 is always the answer, but the questions may surprise you:

WHY DID YOU FLIP ON GUN CONTROL?

"There are some major intervening events - Sept. 11 - which cast somewhat of a different light on the Second Amendment."

- Giuliani's September speech to the NRA

WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT THAT SPEECH TO TAKE A CALL FROM JUDI?

"Since Sept. 11, most of the time when we get on a plane we talk to each other and just reaffirm the fact that we love each other"

- September interview with CBN News

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BUILDING A FENCE ON THE BORDER?

"I support security at the borders. I think security is enormously important in the post-Sept. 11 period. I think we have to know who's coming into this country."

February interview with Fox News

WHAT'S WITH THAT FLAG ON YOUR LAPEL?

"Each time I wear it, it reminds me of Sept. 11."

- July rally in Wilmington, Del.

SHOULD THERE BE FEDERAL FUNDING FOR AIDS DRUGS?

"I don't want to promise you the federal government will take over the role. My general experience has been that the federal government works best when it helps and assists and encourages and sets guidelines on a state-by-state, locality-by-locality basis. It's no different from the way I look at homeland security. Maybe having been mayor of the city, I know that your first defense against terrorist attack is that local police station, or that local firehouse."

- July rally in Cedar Rapids, Iowa

ARE YOU RELIGIOUS?

"I need God's help for everything, and I probably feel that the most when I'm in crisis and under pressure, like Sept. 11, when I was dealing with prostate cancer, or when I'm trying to explain death to people."

- September interview with CBN News.

HOW ABOUT THOSE DEMOCRATS?

"They do not seem to get the fact that there are people - terrorists in this world, really dangerous people - that want to come here and kill us. That in fact they did come here and kill us."

- May interview with Fox News

SO, UM, WHAT ABOUT YOUR MESSY PERSONAL LIFE?

"You can judge me on my public record. I've had a long one. I've had an intense one. I've been under enormous pressure, took over a city that was the crime capital of America, had to handle the city at the very end, when it was part of the worst attack on America."

- May interview with Fox News

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT WRONG!

$9.11 was the answer a couple of Giuliani volunteers in California came up with as a suggested contribution for a fund- raising party. Giuliani said, "I think they made a mistake."


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A Bartlesville man found that giving a police officer a “wet willie” after his arrest Thursday was not such a good idea.

According to court records, Louis Carlos Perales, 38, picked up an additional charge of assault and battery on a police officer after he put his finger in his mouth and then into an officer’s ear.

Perales was already under arrest for threats to kill and public intoxication at the time of the incident.

According to police, officers were dispatched to a residence on the 200 block of N.W. Mistletoe in reference to a domestic assault. Officers were told that the suspect was not currently at the residence but was on his way there.

Officers saw Perales get out of a white SUV and “immediately started crowding” an officer. The report indicates Perales was “loud, belligerent, and uttering a steady stream of profanity towards his wife.” Perales reportedly told his wife “You better be gone when I get out because I’m going to kill you,” in Spanish.

Perales’ wife told police that problems started when her husband was drinking at a party in Caney, Kan. He reportedly began threatening other party guests before going into a rage, pulling her hair and tossing her around. She said that she left Perales at the party. When she learned that another family member was bringing him home, she called police.

Bond was set in the case at $10,000.


Will the defendant please rise.

You are charged with giving the officer a Wet Willie. On that charge, the jury finds the defendant guilty.

You are hereby sentenced to a noogie, two wedgies, and 3 Indian burns. The Indian burns will be served consecutively.

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RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Hundreds of loggers and angry residents have surrounded eight Greenpeace members who tried to leave an Amazon town with a scorched tree trunk for an exhibit on global warming, the environmental group said Wednesday.

The activists are holed up in the makeshift headquarters of the federal environmental agency in the town of Castelo dos Sonhos, Greenpeace campaigner Andre Muggiati said. "They are still surrounded and the situation is tense," he said by telephone.

The region in the Amazon state of Para is part of the so-called "arc of destruction," the southern edge of the rain forest that has been devastated by loggers. In 2005, American missionary Dorothy Stang was shot dead in the region during a land dispute.

On Tuesday, the Greenpeace activists tried to haul away a badly burned fallen tree trunk for an exhibit on global warming in Rio de Janeiro and Sao Paulo, Muggiati said.

He said the federal environmental agency Ibama gave Greenpeace the OK to transport the tree trunk, but the permission was suspended in the wake of the standoff.

The newspaper Jornal Provincia do Tapajos said residents were angry Greenpeace removed the trunk without getting the local community's permission.

"How can Ibama allow Greenpeace to do this type of extraction when they're not even capable of approving our management plans?" community leader Vilson Ketterman told the newspaper. He was referring to plans loggers must file to show their operations meet basic environmental standards.

Management plans and permissions to transport tree trunks are the main tools the Brazilian government uses to control illegal logging in the Amazon.

The region around Castelo dos Sonhos has a long history of tension between the federal government, loggers and environmentalists. Greenpeace is especially unwelcome in the region, where the group has denounced illegal logging done to make way for soybean fields.


Bahahaha!  Suck it, hippies!

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San Diego County on Monday ordered massive evacuations using Qualcomm Stadium to house evacuees as wildfires that had already killed one remained "zero percent contained" and raging out of control.

"Listen to emergency personnel. Lives are what's more important in this particular situation. The property, you can replace it, but you can't replace the lives," said Supervisor Dianne Jacob of the second district in San Diego County, adding "the best thing that all of us, all of you can do today, is make sure you are prepared. This fire could go in any direction."

The flames threatened thousands of Southern California homes as firefighters raced to beat back the blazes that have engulfed the region. Helicopters were unable to drop water over the blazes in San Diego because of the winds.

"It’s basically zero percent contained," said Bill Metcalf, chief of the North County Fire Protection District, which is overseeing the firefighters.

City personnel in San Diego had opened Qualcomm Stadium as a shelter as well as the Del Mar Fairgrounds, San Diego Mayor Jerry Sanders said. He asked that residents limit cell phone use as they prepared to evacuate.

"This fire will probably be the worst fire this county has ever seen," San Diego County Sheriff Bill Kolender said.

The fires, which covered swaths of drought-parched land from the high desert to the Pacific Ocean, were being fanned by hot, dry Santa Ana desert winds. Some of the worst damage was in Malibu, where a church, homes and a castle were charred.

"We expect the weather to continue for another couple of days," Metcalf said.

Things worsened early Monday, when several new fires sprouted in San Diego County, adding to about a dozen blazes that already have burned more than 40,000 acres. Though firefighters had been on high alert because forecasters predicted the winds, they admitted Sunday night that they were overwhelmed.

"You do not expect something to stretch our resources to this magnitude," Los Angeles County Fire Inspector Sam Padilla said. "To try and staff something this big, you cannot predict it."

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency late Sunday in seven counties. One person died in a fire near San Diego, which burned more than 14,000 acres — or about 22 square miles — about 70 miles southeast of San Diego, just north of the Mexican border town of Tecate, California Department of Forestry spokesman Matt Streck said.

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Four firefighters and at least 10 others were hospitalized, Streck said. Some of the injured were hikers, and others may be illegal immigrants.

Another blaze devoured more than 5,000 acres in northern San Diego County and forced the evacuation of the community of Ramona, which has a population of about 36,000.

Several structures were burned on the edge of town, and sheriff's deputies called residents to alert them the fire was approaching the city, said San Diego sheriff's Lt. Phil Brust.

"The winds are up. It's very, very dangerous conditions," San Diego County spokeswoman Lesley Kirk said. "Fires are popping up all over the place."

In Malibu, about 700 firefighters worked to protect hundreds of homes in several upscale communities nestled in the hills. About 1,500 people were evacuated and the blaze destroyed a church and several homes, one of them the landmark Castle Kashan, a stately fortress-like home with turrets and arched windows. Chunks of brick fell from the exterior of the burning building overlooking the coast.

No residents or firefighters were injured, Los Angeles County Fire Chief P. Michael Freeman said.

The castle belonged to Lilly Lawrence, the daughter of a former Iranian oil minister. She said she was able to gather a few things before the fire engulfed her home, including some jewelry and memorabilia that included Elvis Presley's Army fatigues.

She didn't seem too worried about losing most of her belongings in the fire.

"My parents taught me not to allow my possessions to posses me," Lawrence told KABC-TV. "So, that's the story. The house is a house."

Winds carried embers across the Pacific Coast Highway, closing the popular road and setting fire to cars and trees in the parking lot of a shopping center where a supermarket, drug store and other shops were damaged.

"This fire is zero percent contained, which means we're at the mercy of the wind," acting Malibu Mayor Pamela Conley Ulich said.

In all, five homes and two commercial buildings had been confirmed lost throughout the Malibu area, Freeman said. Nine more homes were damaged, he said.

The fire is expected to burn for another two to three days, he said. Until the blaze is extinguished, "there will literally be thousands of homes that will be threatened at one time or another," he said.

The fire may have been started by downed power lines, Capt. Mike Brown said.

"This is a conflagration we knew was going to come at some point," Los Angeles County Supervisor Zev Yaroslavsky said at a Malibu press conference Sunday, noting Southern California's ongoing dry spell.

"We were cruising for a bruising. We are very, very lucky as we stand here tonight that the damage has been as limited as it has been."


Bahahaha, they just blew up San Francisco!

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being compassionate and california do not go in the same sentence.


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TEGUCIGALPA (Reuters) - The rapid spread in Latin America of the virus that causes AIDS is made worse by the Roman Catholic Church's stand against using condoms, a U.N. official said on Monday.

Some 1.7 million people across Latin America are infected with the HIV virus or full-blown AIDS, and the epidemic is spreading swiftly with up to 410,000 new cases in 2006, up from as many as 320,000 new cases in 2004, according the UN AIDS program, UNAIDS.

"In Latin America the use of condoms has been demonized, but if they were used in every relation I guarantee the epidemic would be resolved in the region," said Alberto Stella, the UNAIDS Coordinator for Honduras, Nicaragua and Costa Rica.

The Catholic Church, which holds sway in Latin America despite the rise in evangelical churches, opposes all forms of contraception and instead promotes abstinence as a way to avoid spreading AIDS.

"The fact young people start to be sexually active between 15 and 19 without sex education contributes to the spreading of the virus, as well as the fact that the evidence shows abstinence is not working," Stella told Reuters.

Latin America is home to nearly half the world's 1.1 billion Catholics, but the Church's position on premarital sex and contraception often clashes with modern values. Brazil, the region's largest Catholic nation, regularly distributes free condoms to try and bring down HIV infection rates.


This makes no sense.  This is saying a number of different things that are not logical.

1. Catholics don't wear condoms yet they'll have sex outside of marriage?  I think in the big scheme of things having sex outside of marriage is a bigger sin than not listening to the Pope.

2. Gay people are listening to the Pope and having sex without condoms but they won't listen to him about how they shouldn't be gay?

I don't buy anything the UN tries and sells...but come on guys...come up with something better than this!

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Color 3D printers!  For the love of all that is holy, I want one!

http://www.zcorp.com/Products/3D-Printers/155/spage.aspx

Check out the "video" link on the right side menu.  The stuff this printer can make is absolutely amazing - and it is 3D!

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Duuuuuuddde I want one!

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I can hear bob now "she is a real girl, she is in 3d!"
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Good idea, Spanky.  I could make my own Real Doll's by the truckload!

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Hide an asian inside it.


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I suppose that would also double as an integrated cleaning kit.


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The auction is for a Dell Latitude D600. 60GB HD, 1 GB memory, Dual Band Wi-Fi, Very light scratches on the top, Screen is scratch free and shows up crystal clear. She took good care of the laptop. It has all the newest updates, and comes with office, Roxio and other programs. Just an all around good laptop to have. I bought this as a gift for my ex.

What is included in winning this auction is not only the laptop, but also everything else she left. Right now it is the laptop, the bag, some cables, the power supply, some personal items, sunglasses, clothes and a book "the story of O". I will be cleaning my place this weekend so the bounty will grow.

This is the last of the crap my ex girlfriend has left at my place. She left me for an older guy she met on dumm dum duuu...my space. A 30 year old guy on MySpace hitting on 21 yr old woman. Whatever, hey props to him for being able to pull it off.

I figure what more fitting way to totally get rid of her then online.

I met this wonderful pain in my ass from a friend of mine (who I haven’t talked to since). It was his niece, and she had just moved out here from Kansas. At first glance she seemed perfect. She played guitar, was gorgeous, and was a monster in the sac.

The only glaring issue is that she smoked weed. A LOT. Every day.

She could cause her uncle, my friend, was pretty well off and paid for her. She had a hell of a deal, go out with me, get treated, go back to her uncle’s house, and get treated.

As time went on I found myself spending more and more on this chick and getting less and less, umm "return". After a month long dry spell I figured something was up and began paying more attention to what she was doing.

One day she said she was going shopping then out with some friends and would be home late, probably getting baked. As soon as she,I spent the next ten minutes going over her computer looking for emails and passwords. She left all her info in a notepad in her my docs. I started rummaging around her yahoo account and came upon some emails from "Jeff". I knew most of her friends and this one was new.

Reading them it came clear this was the dick doing my girl.

So I signed in as her to yahoo and no joke within 30 seconds I got an IM from Dick.... I mean Jeff, asking if she was still up to meet at the mall.

I went red with anger, but then calmed down and thought this is her screw up not his. So I made a deal with the devil.

Seeing that sex had gone out the window a month ago (seriously from once or twice a day to nothing) I figured if I could get any neither should he. I started chatting with him but at the end I said

" I would love to do anal tonight, but I don't like it slow, when you have me doggy style, just go for it. I will be ready all night"

He replied with a simple OK. I then said, as her, I am heading out the door now.

No surprise, she came home early, around midnight slamming the door on her way in. I hear some noise in the living room, the laptop slamming shut, and zippers opening. I came out from my bedroom and asked her what’s wrong?

Her rant consisted of maybe 3 non obscene words, so I don't think eBay would let me print them. I did catch " you told him to butt **** me! How dare you invade my privacy?" She was so pissed she grabbed her overnight bag, leaving her laptop.

That was 2 months ago and she hasn't been back since. So that is why I am selling her laptop.

I would like to get at least 400 buck to recoup all the money I spent on her. Women should come with a refund option............

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The item was pulled from eBay, unfortunately.  If nothing else, this was easily one of the funniest stories I've ever read!

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HAHA!  they never see the surprise buttsecks coming!
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steve_jobs_evil.jpgShea O'Gorman is 9 years old and the third grader just learnt to write letters and decided to write one to Steve Jobs. Why? Because she loves her iPod Nano and had a few ideas which she though would make the Nano even better. Like if the Nano would support Lyrics she could sing along and stuff. She wrote a letter and to her surprise a letter arrived from Apple after three months, excited, the whole family sat together to read it. The letter was not from Steve Jobs, it was signed the senior counsel, Apple Law Department and when little Shea read it she was very upset ran up to her room and slammed it. Apple's legal department told her that the company does not accept unsolicited ideas. Apple's legal department told her not send them her suggestions, and if she wants to know why, she could read their legal policy on the Internet.

“We were stunned, we just were stunned, is the best word to say. It just wasn't the appropriate type letter to send to a third grader who had the initiative to write to them, They are a company who tries to promote itself as an educator of children. That was really, it was unacceptable. They know better than that,” said Shea’s mom.
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Stewie, how old is that article?  I seem to remember reading the same thing quite a long time ago.

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Meh found it online on Digg so who knows...I still see people passing off the fake photo of the shark eating the swimmer dude on the helicopter as something new.

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http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/06/04/14/apple_calls_meeting_after_making_l...

Wow, Stewie, April of 2006!  That might be a new record!

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and you're 90 years old.  So, 1.5/90 = 0.0167.  Doesn't seem so long now does it?
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Ooh, aren't we fancy schmancy with our mathematical hoohaw?

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DES MOINES, Iowa — The Iowa Department of Revenue is taxing jack-o'-lanterns this Halloween.

The new department policy was implemented after officials decided that pumpkins are used primarily for Halloween decorations, not food, and should be taxed, said Renee Mulvey, the department's spokeswoman.

"We made the change because we wanted the sales tax law to match what we thought the predominant use was," Mulvey said. "We thought the predominant use was for decorations or jack-o'-lanterns."

Previously, pumpkins had been considered an edible squash and exempted from the tax. The department ruled this year that pumpkins are taxable — with some exceptions — if they are advertised for use as jack-'o-lanterns or decorations.

Iowans planning to eat pumpkins can still get a tax exemption if they fill out a form.

The new policy, published in the department's September newsletter, has some pumpkin farmers feeling tricked this Halloween.

"I don't mind paying taxes, but let's get real here, people," said Bob Kautz, owner of the Buffalo Pumpkin Patch in Buffalo, about eight miles west of Davenport.

Kautz, who has owned his farm for seven years, was particularly dismayed with the notion of requiring customers to fill out a form verifying that they planned to eat the pumpkins they were buying.

"It's another crazy, crazy, stupid thing," he said.

Kautz said he will estimate how many pumpkins were bought for non-food purposes, and then will send the tax on that amount to the revenue department.

"It gets unfeasible for people to have small businesses," he said.

Danny Carroll, who owns Carroll's Pumpkin Farm in Grinnell with his wife, said he will have to pay the sales tax out of profits.

"Essentially, they just reduced our income by 6 percent," he said. "It's too bad, but it's not surprising."

Other Iowa pumpkin sellers also expressed confusion about the new policy. Some, like Carroll, said they were unaware of it. A few said they have been charging the tax this Halloween season and few customers have complained. None said they are asking customers to fill out the tax-exemption certificate.

Mulvey said department officials don't know how much extra revenue to expect from the pumpkin tax."


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Does anybody else see the problem with this movie poster?

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Look at this blasphemous teaching.  I can't believe how many people who want to challenge the Bible think they can add stuff to an English version and think it'll make sense.  Again, because The Bible is a translation we sometimes loose the sense and meaning of words that were written in Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic (example: there are three different types of love in the Bible - perfect love, friendship love, and physical lover - I could take the context of "Love your neighbor/enemy as yourself" to mean have sex with them...however I can go back to the actual language and see that's not the right kind of love.

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On questions relating to the Bible's treatment of family and morals, one might expect assurance, if not rigidity, from Evangelical Christianity. So, it may surprise many to learn how "live" the topic of divorce remains in Evangelical circles. Last month, the cover story of the monthly Christianity Today was titled "When to Separate What God has Joined: A Closer Reading on the Bible on Divorce." The heated controversy provoked by the story showed how Biblically flexible some Evangelicals can be - especially when God's word seems at odds not just with modern American behavior, but also with simple human kindness.

As the article's author, the British Evangelical scholar David Instone-Brewer, points out, for most of 2,000 years Christians have viewed divorce through two scriptural citations. In Matthew, the pharisees ask Christ, "Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any cause?" Jesus refers to the Old Testament and then replies, "Whoever divorces a wife, except for sexual indecency, commits adultery." The apostle Paul adds in the book First Corinthians that a Christian is "not bound" to a non-Christian spouse who abandons him. Simple, right?

Instone-Brewer radically reinterprets the first passage using, of all things, quotation marks. The Greek of the New Testament didn't always contain them, and scholars agree that sometimes they must be added in to make sense of it. Instone-Brewer, an expert in Jewish thought during Jesus's era, writes that Christ's interlocutors were not asking him whether there was any cause at all for divorce, but whether he supported something called "any-cause" divorce, a term a little bit like "no-fault" that allowed husbands to divorce wives for any reason at all. Instone-Brewer claims Jesus's "no" was a response to this idea, and that his "except for sexual indecency" condition was not a statement of the sole exemption from God's blanket prohibition, but merely Christ's reiteration of one of several divorce permissions in the Old Testament - one he felt the "any-time" advocates had exaggerated. Finally, Instone-Brewer tallies four grounds for divorce he finds affirmed in both Old and New Testaments: adultery, emotional and sexual neglect, abandonment (by anyone) and abuse.

Christianity Today has written previously on divorce, often bemoaning how easy it is in today's America. However, the Instone-Brewer essay appeared to be its editors' attempt to offer Evangelicals an escape from a classic dilemma. The "plain sense" of Jesus's words without quotes seems clear enough, but also inhumane: how could a loving God forbid divorce, even by omission, in cases of wife-beating, or of abandonment by a Christian spouse?

Each branch of Christianity deals with divorce in its own way: Catholicism bans it entirely, but many divorced and remarried couples nonetheless find that their conscience permits them to take Communion. Liberal Protestantism accepted divorce some decades ago without much engagement of the scriptural issue. Evangelicals define themselves as being tightly bound by scripture. But besides the humanitarian problem, there are some uncomfortable facts on the ground: The divorce rate among Evangelicals, which first became news after polls released by the Barna Research Group in 2001, has been as high or higher than the national average.

The Evangelical movement has actually made tremendous accommodations given the strictures it lives under. Ministries for the newly divorced are common at megachurches; and on the historically less-rigid Pentecostal side of the spectrum, celebrity preachers Juanita Bynum and Paula White both recently announced their intention to divorce. Most experts interviewed for this story attested that whereas 30 years ago, a pastor might well order a battered woman home to return her husband, that is rare today.

More conservative Evangelicals remain uneasy about divorce. If a split itself is inescapable, notes Christianity Today editor Andy Crouch, "remarriage is where the rubber meets the road," and many remarried couples find themselves denied church membership. Says Russel Moore, dean of the 16.3 million-member Southern Baptist Convention's influential Southern Seminary, "We teach our future pastors that marriage is a lifelong, one-flesh union." Any woman in an abusive marriage should "leave that situation," he acknowledges, and a "majority" probably accept remarriage. Asked if he does, Moore demurred: "Let me think about that for a little bit. I could answer in a way that would be very easily misunderstood."

Evangelical conflict on the topic was obvious in reader response to the Instone Brewer essay. Initially the mail was heavily negative. The most stinging broadside sas a column by John Piper, a respected theological conservative, that called the essay not just weak but "tragic." The magazine's editor in chief, David Neff, felt the need to explain online that "Instone-Brewer's article did not... give people carte blanche on divorce." The mail eventually leveled off at 60% negative to 40% positive.

Still, the controversy suggests that even the country's most rule-bound Christians will search for a fresh understanding of scripture when it seems unjust to them. The implications? Flexibility on divorce may mean that evangelicals could also rethink their position on such things as gay marriage, as a generation of Christians far more accepting of homosexuality begins to move into power. (The ever-active Barna folks have found that 57% of "born-again" Christians age 16-29 criticize their own church for being "anti-homosexual.") It could also give heart to a certain twice-divorced former New York mayor who is running for President and seeking the conservative vote. But that may be pushing things a bit.


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Wow, that's got to be the most blatant example of liturgical reinterpretation I've ever seen - and that's saying something.

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Yea that was pretty bad.

To start a debate: A woman is abused. Divorce? or not? The guy turned sour over time. Can she remarry?

Or the guy/girl you're with is just NOT your type and you rushed into it.

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MediaMaster wrote on Nov 6th, 2007 at 1:52pm:
To start a debate: A woman is abused. Divorce? or not? The guy turned sour over time. Can she remarry?


Here's the correct way to handle the problem.  The woman's father needs to shoot her husband, thereby making her a widow.  Then, she's free to remarry.

Sorry, was that Pharisaical of me?


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Too bad, so sad.  You made a lifelong commitment, and you're obligated to see it through to the bloody end.

God isn't going to give you a pass on your marital vows simply because you've decided your spouse "isn't your type."

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Where does forgiveness come into play? The fact that people will look down on those that have remarried boggles my mind. We have all sinned. What about those that messed up, weren't paying attention to what God wanted, and just married someone that wasn't right for them? Then they get out of their backsliding state and realize their spouse is totally wrong for them, and not Godly at all. They should be paired with someone that brings down their faith the rest of their lives? Of course not.

We need to be forgiving and loving Christians. Its not a situation of absolutes anymore or we would all be absolutely going to hell anyway. Jesus died for us and by His blood we are forgiven for all of our sins, including adultery in the form of divorce. In my opinion, get right with God, repent, and get on with your life, with God and the Word as your guide.
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Yeah, you're right, we shouldn't look down on those that have divorced.  That's not our place.  Even if it was our place, we should forgive them and move on.

However, that doesn't change the fact that divorce in most situations is a sin.  That's a completely different topic.  The Bible specifically says we shouldn't commit a sin simply because we know we'll be forgiven for it.

If you're in a "bad" marriage that is "dragging down your faith," I think God would want you to do everything in your power to make things right.  If you ditch your spouse simply because they don't know Christ as their savior, you're abandoning them in their greatest time of need.  I personally can't imagine a greater or more influential witness than a godly spouse!

Getting out of a marriage simply because your spouse isn't "godly" enough is a cop-out.  Anybody that backs out of their marriage vows outside of a very narrow set of biblically-defined parameters is bailing on one of their greatest promises.

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Moving this topic to the debate thread...

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The newest drug craze to hit the streets of the ghetto:  Inhaling poo fumes!

PDF:  http://www.glennbeck.com/news/Jenkem2.pdf

Alrighty then.  I'm fairly certain that huffing poo gas is a sign of the apocalypse.  Now there will be turf wars over which gang controls the local dung pile.

How long until its a felony to take a crap?

Who came up with this?  Some guy must have been sitting around thinking that he needed a high.  "Maybe if I save some poo and bottle it up until it starts to ferment, and then inhale the fumes..."

How long before human feces becomes a Schedule I drug?  You had beans for lunch?  Manufacturing!  Up against the wall, scumbag!

Walking your dog in the neighborhood and picking up after them?  Distributing and transporting!  Spread 'em!

Does this mean that beans will now be removed from displays and only be sold from behind the counter?  Will you have to be 21 to buy them?  Will you be limited to a single 6oz can per day?

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The debate of public displays of affection in school is hitting home in Alabama. The mother of a student in Autauga County says her daughter was disciplined for simply hugging a friend.

"When I went through school, I hugged my friends," said Lea Muir. Her daughter was given detention Monday at Prattville Junior High School. She called it an overreaction.

"It's a little bit extreme, I think."

But according the Autauga County School System's code of conduct, "inappropriate public displays of affection, including but not limited to embracing and kissing" are not allowed.

And Autauga County isn't the only one. Just last week, a school in Illinois disciplined a student for the very same thing. And a South Dakota student got in trouble for holding hands with a friend.

"It was made to be something ugly and it wasn't," Muir said.

She says the hug wasn't meant to be sexual. She says her daughter was consoling a male friend who recently lost a parent.

"What's it going to come to next?," she asked. "You can't high five or touch anybody? You can't brush by someone in the hallway?"

Muir says her daughter served out her punishment and she doesn't plan to take any legal action. But she encourages the school system to reevaluate its policy.

WSFA 12 News checked with other local school systems and found a more leeway in their codes of conduct. In Montgomery and Elmore counties, for example, touching must be of a sexual nature to be considered inappropriate.

Autauga County school officials didn't agree to an on-camera interview, but told WSFA 12 News, they were simply following the rules.

In 1999, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled schools could be held liable by ignoring claims of sexual harassment. Some say the ruling puts schools between a rock and a hard place. By not identifying all suspect behavior, they risk liability.  But when they do, they often hear complaints from parents.


I can understand school having rules about PDA...shoot, TR had enough people making out by their lockers that it still gives me the willies (I've never seen anyone unhinge their jaw and encompass a person's head quite like Kira Noland and Todd Mayer).  However this is ridiculous.  Students are getting in trouble for hugging their teachers first now it's their friends (not their bf or gf...just their friends).

Does this mean that we can no longer play any sports where contact is involved?  Football, cheerleading, tag, high fiving, passing some napkins and accidentally touching hands?  If someone drops their papers should no one help them because that's a PDA?

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Reply #1256 - Nov 7th, 2007 at 7:32am
 
Cheerleading isn't a sport.

That is all.

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Reply #1257 - Nov 7th, 2007 at 8:10am
 
Well either is tag, high fiving, passing some napkins and accidentally touching hands that's why it's in a different sentence.

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Reply #1258 - Nov 7th, 2007 at 9:07am
 
I'm pretty sure that's a geek commandment, along with football.

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Also with football you'd have to have the coaches and the players expelled for slapping each others butts....ya know...maybe this isn't a bad policy.

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Petty Officer Third Class Michael Anderson said it was not yet clear whether there was any serious damage to the bridge tower or to the container ship.

A witness on a boat said the ship struck the second tower west of Yerba Buena Island. The Coast Guard could not immediately confirm that.

San Francisco fire officials said the city's fireboat was dispatched to see if it could help out, but the Coast Guard said it was not needed at the scene.


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Officials at a U.K. high school were aghast after a stripper visited a student during class and whipped him in front of other students and a horrified teacher, Sky News reported Thursday.

A booking error is to blame after a mother arranged to send a "gorilla gram" to her son on his 16th birthday, an arrangement she cleared with Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College. Instead, the agency sent a stripper clad in a policewoman costume, Sky reported.

After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky.

The police were not called and no one was suspended from the school in the incident, and officials said they were investigating.


That's a new twist on the ol' "luckiest boy in the world" article.

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Reply #1262 - Nov 8th, 2007 at 11:32am
 
All that happened and no one stopped it, even when stripping occured?!! I'll go ahead and assume "horrified teacher" meant "intrigued teacher"
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Yeah, there is definitely something wrong with that picture.

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That was almost JUST like a movie I downloaded, she was a strick policewoman and ....   oops too much info!
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Ahh, I see you're also a fan of Cops and Gangbangers 9.

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I think 9 got away from the storyline.  I mean, I think we can all agree that while 1-4 were not the best movies out of them, they did set up the rest to be able to achieve greatness.  I'm pretty sure we can agree that 7 is by far the best although many people argue that 11 is just as close.  It's a wonderful series with a great story line.  I watch it with my kids...after all...because of those movies...that's how they came about...IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN!  *hint hint nudge nudge know what I'm sayin' know what I'm sayin*

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This is John Hagee claiming that Jesus was NOT the Messiah.

http://threshingfloor.onevoicemm.net/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/hagee-10-...

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Billy Graham has also made similar claims as well as claims that Jesus isn't the only way.  I know these two guys have done some good work for the church.  However, it doesn't matter how much good work you do but who you say Jesus Christ is.

Oh and "Pastor" Hagee maybe you should read your Bible from time to time:

Mat 16:13  When Jesus came into the coasts of Caesarea Philippi, he asked his disciples, saying, Whom do men say that I the Son of man am?
Mat 16:14  And they said, Some say that thou art John the Baptist: some, Elijah; and others, Jeremiah, or one of the prophets.
Mat 16:15  He saith unto them, But whom say ye that I am?
Mat 16:16  And Simon Peter answered and said,
Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God.

Mat 16:17  And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Bar-jona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven.

"Christ" in Greek means annointed one.  However if you're going to refer to Jewish people you'd want to know what "annointed one" means in Hebrew.  It means "Messiah".  Smiley  It's, like, so amazing what you can do with a simple Bible!

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In Australia...Yes...means NO!

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TOUGH new rape laws which make it clear being drunk does not constitute consent have been condemned by barristers, who insist: "It will turn our sons into criminals."

The NSW Bar Associations reckons the "No means no" law goes too far and will lobby Upper House members to vote against it when it is up for debate next week.

The law will define the meaning of consent for the first time, making it clear that being drunk or under the influence of drugs does not mean consent has been given.

It will also introduce an "objective fault test", meaning a man can no longer use the defence that he thought he had consent if the circumstances appear unreasonable.

"It will turn our sons into criminals," new Bar Association president Anna Katzmann SC said yesterday.

"For years women have been insisting 'No' means 'No'.  What troubles us about this new legislation is that it introduces a new regime where 'Yes' may mean 'No'."

Ms Katzmann gave the example of a woman on a first date who might not want to have sex but after both she and the man had drunk too much said "Yes".

The next day she feels guilty and tells her mother, who goes to the police.

"That would be rape under the new laws," Ms Katzmann said. "The fact that he was drunk cannot be taken into account. The fact that she was drunk is no excuse for him.

Chair of the Bar Association's criminal law committee Stephen Odgers SC said the law made sexual assault a crime of negligence.

"The stupid, the negligent, the intoxicated, the crazy will be treated as if they are the same as the true rapist, who knows there is no consent to sexual intercourse," Mr Odgers said.

Opposition attorney general, former Crown prosecutor Greg Smith, said the Attorney-General John Hatzistergos needed to spell out the law better.

Mr Hatzistergos said the introduction of an objective fault test was canvassed during the State Government's exhaustive consultation process and had wide support, including police and the Rape Crisis Centre.

"Although Mr Odgers might like to draw a distinction between the stupid or drunk rapist and normal rapists, for rape victims they're categories that don't matter," he said.

"If a person is drunk it does not automatically mean that consent can't be given. What it means is that the onus is on the other person, usually a man, to show he had reasonable grounds to believe the woman had consented.

"It's difficult to take the Bar Association seriously on this matter when, in their own submission, they concluded that just because a woman was asleep or unconscious (it) doesn't negate consent."

Earlier this year The Daily Telegraph launched the Justice For Women Now campaign to give sexual assault victims equal justice and to encourage more women to report assaults.


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That is fucked up.  That would be a great morning starter.  Hey officer, yeah I went to that party and brought that girl home, what do you mean rape? I was drunk to, what do you mean too bad.

Rape is bad.  It is forcing yourself pysically on a woman(I am sorry this whole verbally raped me thing is also bullshit).  Going out to a random party, drinking, finding someone that drinking made look good and going home and doing the dirty (which you may see as bad) is NOT rape.
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Reply #1270 - Nov 9th, 2007 at 11:15am
 
This is such a sexist law.  If I go out to a party and get wasted and some girl (who is also drunk) takes me home, why doesn't she get busted?

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there are some cases where girls cry rape on random guys and they go to prison. then we find out later she lied, and now that guy's reputation is ruined. That is super lame.
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Because you can't rape the willing?

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X wrote on Nov 9th, 2007 at 11:34am:
Because you can't rape the willing?


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DUBAI, United Arab Emirates —
In the annals of excess, it could be a new high: a more than $300 million dollar, super-sized luxury airplane, bought and outfitted solely for the private comfort of a Saudi Arabian billionaire.

Once done, the Airbus A380, the world's biggest passenger plane, will be a "flying palace" for Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, the manufacturer announced Monday.

Airbus SAS would not give a specific price tag for the VIP double- decker jet, with its football field-length wings, saying only that it would cost more than the aircraft's list price of $320 million.

That doesn't even include the money the prince will spend to custom fit the nearly 6,000-square foot plane to include whatever he wants. The options include private bedrooms, a movie theater or even a gym with a jacuzzi. He'll also need a flight crew of about 15 to operate the luxury liner.

"Prince Alwaleed is the first, and so far the only customer of this aircraft," said David Velupillai, the spokesman of the Airbus, which announced the luxury order at the Dubai International Airshow.

It's all just spending cash for bin Talal—Citigroup Inc.'s biggest individual shareholder and the world's 13th richest person with assets around $20 billion.

As a member of the Saudi royal family, he benefits from the country's vast oil wealth. But much of bin Talal's huge fortune comes from his investment firm, the $25-billion Kingdom Holding Co., which has stakes in Rupert Murdoch's News Corp., Fairmont Raffles Hotels International Inc., Time Warner Inc., Apple Inc., PepsiCo Inc., Walt Disney Co. to name a few major corporations.

The prince, who is in his early 50s, appears to have a taste for super-sized jumbo jets. He already is the only private owner of a Boeing 747-400, Airbus said.

"It's like buying a new car or a new TV," Velupillai told The Associated Press. "One wants something bigger and better."

Airbus would not release many details about bin Talal's VIP A380, which dwarfs the 747—formerly the world's most spacious plane. Staff who answered the phone at bin Talal's office on Monday in Saudi Arabia said he was unavailable to comment.

The commercial A380, which made its maiden voyage with Singapore Airlines last month, is as tall as a seven-story building with each wing big enough to hold 70 cars. It is capable of carrying 853 passengers in an all-economy class configuration.

Take out the seats, and the plane can be transformed into a flying mansion.

Germany's Lufthansa Technik, which declined to comment Monday on bin Talal's purchase, has created a general rendering of what a VIP A380 jumbo could include: spacious bedrooms on the plane's upper deck, separated by a reception area and a bar next to central stairway. The master bedroom could include an office, private dinning room, a gym featuring a steam bath and exercise machines.

The lower decks could feature a lounge-type quarters equipped with a conference area and dining room. A third level, normally used for cargo, could be transformed into another passenger space or cinema.

This type of custom design does not come cheap. Experts say it could rack the price up by another $50 million to $150 million.

Purchases of private airliners has mushroomed in recent years, but most orders are in the category of a Learjet or Gulfstream—small and cheap at $2 million to $5 million in comparison to the A380, said David Bain, editor of a British-based online wealth analysis service, wealth-bulletin.com.

"It seems the Saudis really like these huge planes, and they have the money to do it," said Bain, who believes about a dozen other individuals own commercial jets. "Very few people buy commercial planes. It's a bit over the top."

But he and Airbus expect that number to grow. The airline company said it expects at least six other A380 VIP jets to be sold to clients in the Middle East, and Central and South Asia.

"The amount of billionaires has sky rocketed in recent years, and the really rich ones are looking to buy a commercial airline rather than a Learjet," Bain said.


Heh, they said annal.

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GALVESTON, Tex. (Nov. 13) — Jurors heard opening arguments on Tuesday in the trial of
a bird-watching enthusiast who fatally shot a cat that he said was stalking endangered
shorebirds.

James M. Stevenson says he was protecting piping plovers.

Last year, James Stevenson killed a cat on his Texas property that he said he thought was
feral, a legal act in the state at the time. He now faces animal cruelty charges that could
bring two years in jail and a $10,000 fine.

The defendant, James M. Stevenson, is the founder of the Galveston Ornithological
Society and leads bird-watching tours on this Gulf Coast island 60 miles southeast of
Houston. If convicted on animal cruelty charges in the shooting last November, he faces
up to two years in jail and a $10,000 fine.

Mr. Stevenson, 54, does not deny using a .22-caliber rifle fitted with a scope to kill the cat,
which lived under the San Luis Pass toll bridge, linking Galveston to the mainland. He also
admits killing many other cats on his own property, where he operates a bed and
breakfast for some of the estimated 500,000 birders who come to the island every year.

In her opening statement, Paige L. Santell, a Galveston County assistant district attorney,
told the jury of eight women and four men that Mr. Stevenson “shot that animal in cold
blood” and that the cat died a slow and painful death “gurgling on its own blood.”

She said that the cat had a name, Mama Cat, and that though the cat lived under a toll
bridge, she was fed and cared for by a toll collector, John Newland. He is expected to
testify.

Whether the cat was feral is the crucial point in this case. Mr. Stevenson was indicted under
a state law that prohibited killing a cat “belonging to another.” Prompted by this case, the
law was changed on Sept. 1 to include all cats, regardless of ownership.

Ms. Santell argued that because Mr. Newland had named, fed and given the cat bedding
and toys, the cat belonged to him and was not feral.

Mr. Stevenson’s lawyer, Tad Nelson, admitted in his opening statement that his client went
to the San Luis Pass toll bridge with “an intent to kill.” but that he had planned to kill a
wild animal that was preying on endangered piping plovers. “This man has dedicated his
whole life to birds,” Mr. Nelson said, pointing at Mr. Stevenson.

The case has prompted emotional commentary on the Internet. Cat enthusiast blogs have
called Mr. Stevenson a “murderous fascist” and a “diabolical monster.” Birding blogs have
defended his right to dispense with a “terrible menace” and have set up funds to help pay
for his defense.

In an interview in a courthouse elevator during a break in the trial, Mr. Stevenson said
heatedly that cat fanciers who have condemned him and sent him hateful correspondence
“think birds are nothing but sticks.” “This is about wild species disappearing from your
planet,” he said, adding, “I did what I had to do.”

Testimony followed from police officers and the veterinarian who performed the autopsy
on Mama Cat, a white and gray tabby mix. The jurors were shown several photographs of
the bloodied cat, reminiscent of an episode of “CSI: Miami.”

Pictures of the crime scene showed trays of cat food, blankets and cat toys hanging from
strings under the bridge. The .22-caliber rifle Mr. Stevenson used to kill the cat along with
his magazine full of Remington hollow-point bullets were also on display.

The prosecution and defense wrangled repeatedly about whether witnesses could
accurately assess the cat’s state of mind.

“He’s not qualified to know what the cat was feeling,” said Mr. Nelson, when a police
officer, John P. Bertolino Sr., testified that the cat was in terrible pain when he arrived at
the crime scene. The cat died en route to a Humane Society facility.

The trial, which is expected to take a week, had few spectators save a handful of bird
lovers and cat lovers who sat on opposite sides of the courtroom. One side nodded
emphatically at Ms. Santell’s arguments, and the other nodded whenever Mr. Nelson
objected.

“How people feel about the trial depends on who you talk to,” said Victor Lang, a local
historian, adding that bird-watchers and cat fanciers obviously had the strongest views.

Though others may argue passionately about whether Mr. Stevenson should be punished,
Mr. Lang said he did not have strong feelings about the case.

“But you see, I’m a dog person,” he said. “If he had shot a dog, then I’d be more upset.”


This has to be the biggest waste of taxpayer funding I've ever heard of.  Slap the guy with a $25 fine for not cleaning up his mess and let him go!  I hope the attorney general gets canned for frivolous prosecution.

Feral cats kill 3-5 million songbirds every year.  They are not native to North America and are not "natural" to the habitat.

Kill 'em all.

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I very much dislike cats, I would have shot it...and I don't even care about the birds.
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spanky wrote on Nov 15th, 2007 at 11:11am:
I very much dislike cats, I would have shot it...and I don't even care about the birds.



Yeah, I don't either, but it makes my position sound a little bit more supportable.

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Police say amateur video appeared to show a figure inside the 13-story Crowne Plaza Hotel seconds before the implosion southwest of downtown Houston. However, officials have been unable to confirm that the movement was human.

Workers in the adjacent Texas Medical Center also reported seeing someone enter the building just before the explosions began.

Investigators asked the demolition company to stop work and began a search of the site Tuesday after receiving the video. Cherry Demolition says all of its workers are accounted for and told police they searched the building twice before the implosion.

The hotel was imploded Sunday as part of a planned demolition project.


Best prank ever!

"Hey Toby I forgot my wrench up on four, go grab it for me will ya."

"Sure, sure we'll wait for ya to come down...."


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Twenty-four undocumented immigrants were removed from an apartment building in North Austin on Sunday afternoon.

The men, women and four children were found in a duplex in the Interstate 35 - Rundberg area.

Officials believe the immigrants arrived at the residence Sunday morning. They were all taken to Austin's Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigation center for questioning.

ICE says 10 have already been deported to Mexico and 14 are still in custody.

Neighbors say they've noticed a lot of activity at the residence involved over the past six months.

"I've seen a lot of people coming in and out, different sorts of hours. I don't know what's going on, but late at night people are coming and going," neighbor Jeanette Martinez said.

The Austin Police Department and ICE continue to investigate.

The adults in custody could face misdemeanor charges of illegal entry, which carries a possible fine of $500 or six months in jail.


Wow, 24 people in one apartment?  I guess I should stop complaining about how little room Meredith and I have!

24 down, 19,999,976 to go!

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May I present to you the funniest article I've read in quite some time:  The nine most bad-ass Bible verses.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html

I can almost guarantee that you'll be laughing out loud by the time you're done reading this, so don't read it at work!

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May I present to you the funniest article I've read in quite some time:  The nine most bad-ass Bible verses.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html

I can almost guarantee that you'll be laughing out loud by the time you're done reading this, so don't read it at work!

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Article Launched: 11/20/2007 12:00:00 AM MST

The promise of a television, an Xbox video game console and other prizes led to the arrests of more than 100 people sought on warrants linked to violent crimes or drug charges, police Chief Richard Wiles announced Monday.

Wiles said the arrests took place Nov. 5-9 under a warrant roundup executed by El Paso police and the U.S. Marshal's Office in El Paso.

People wanted on criminal warrants were led to believe that they had won a prize. When they showed up to claim their prize, they were arrested.

The ruse resulted in 115 arrests and the clearing of 129 warrants for various serious offenses such as drug charges, illegal entry charges and violent crimes. The effort also resulted in the collection of $25,686 in outstanding traffic fines.

"We are very pleased with this operation. This is the kind of operation that really benefits the community of El Paso," Wiles said. "I think it is important for the citizens of El Paso to know what the Police Department is doing and what the U.S. Marshal's Office is doing because we do take these outstanding warrants very seriously and we want to put the resources into getting these people behind bars," Wiles said.

U.S. Marshal's Office supervisor Gerry Payan said about 50 officers were involved in the operation, including members of the Lone Star Fugitive Task Force.

"Our goal is to try to keep El Paso safe and arrest as many fugitives as we can," Payan said.

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This is the second time in three years that the two agencies have teamed up for a similar operation in which people wanted on criminal warrants were tricked into being arrested.

Wiles said the operation centered on a ruse to apprehend those sought on criminal charges because the more traditional arrest methods, such as going to a wanted person's home to make an arrest, had not worked.


Now that's what I call "thinking outside the box!"  Good job, guys!

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I thought this bit was interesting http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-06-07-evolution-debate_N.htm

25% polled think evolution and creationism are true.  What the heck?  2+2=4 and 5?
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From the results of the poll, it looks like creationism won.  Only 18% of respondents thought evolution was definitely true, while 44% thought it to be definitely false.  On the other hand, 39% thought creationism was definitely true, and only 31% thought it definitely false.

In short, 44% of people are retards.

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I'll agree with that 44% number...after all about 33% of Americans don't know the year that Sept. 11 happened.  Could you just imagine in the 1950s having 1/3 of the American public not know what year Pearl Harbor was attacked?

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Reply #1286 - Dec 4th, 2007 at 4:02pm
 
Somebody on Arfcom posted this Craigslist personals ad.  I think it might be Spanky's perfect woman.

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/w4m/496790994.html

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The title to that should read "woman in search of sugar daddy".

I should post one saying I need a woman between the ages of 23 and 35 (sorry thats the cut off), must be rich, able to cook, not want kids, and look like a supermodel.


Hey, it's worth a shot, look at what she posted.
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Wow...she should realize that she's not going to find her perfect man now.  She should just settle for anyone.

I like the, I was a Christian so you must be one just in case I change my mind.

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You know this makes perfect sense in a womans mind.  *ducks*
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Spencer Halpin's upcoming hullabaioo documentary film Moral Kombat takes on videogames violency and blames that videogames caused the 9/11 incident. The film features also none other than Jack Thompson and is even predicting ten times of worse school massacre.

The documentary film's main subject is the gaming violence, featuring the facts that terrorists used flight simulators in training or that people like Pekka-Eric Auvinen or Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold used to play violent video games.

Jack Thompson is widely known of his crusade against video gaming and this documentary film where he is under the spotlight, will surely give him a new kick for his crusade as well as a lot of negtive publicity from the gaming community.

The film features some of the electronic sports title games, Call of Duty, Half-Life 2 and Halo 2.

Film's trailer was already uploaded to YouTube on 26th December 2006, but the original film has not been released out yet. The release date will be announced soon. Project's budget is between $650,000 and $1,000,000 dollars.


Logic would dictate that if he was right, shouldn't he have been shot by now?

...also the next time he wants to spend a cool million and sound retarded, how about giving me the money and I will hit him in the head with a tack hammer.
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Jack Thompson is such a dumbass.

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I got a small law question for Pat.  So if it happened that I was driving along and this little riced out honda POS with a wigga behind the wheel came up and started tailgating me like crazy and I maybe stopped pulled him out of the car and beat him to death with a crowbar, would that be against the law?


...the more you know.  Also I installed my hitch just now.  Next time that happens they get a towhitch through their radiator.

EDIT:  Also it isn't violent video games that made me like this...It's all hondas fault.
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What the heck is the hitch for, other than busting up radiators?  What are you planning on towing with your 3 liters of gasoline burning fury?

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Nope, not towing anything.  Just a little tailgating stopping action.

And by the way, for college my ranger towed all my possessions in a uhaul trailer just fine, so there!
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spanky wrote on Dec 5th, 2007 at 2:31pm:
Nope, not towing anything.  Just a little tailgating stopping action.


I don't know about you, but I've found my black hitch extension (heh) is also quite handy for bruising shins.  Unfortunately, my shin is the one most often bruised!

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When I had my POS van with no acceleration power I often felt like slamming on the breaks with tailgaters and just claim a deer jumped out in front of me.

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NEW YORK -- Careful what you pick up in the subway -- it could lead to your arrest.

Straphanger Carlos Alayo said he learned that lesson when he picked up what he thought was a derelict wallet laying on a subway platform bench.

He said he intended to find its owner and return it, but as he went to get on the G train, he said he was stopped by police.

The 32-year-old had been ensnared in Operation Lucky Bag, an initiative from the New York City Police Department to lay decoys -- shopping bags, purses, backpacks or wallets -- around the subway system under the watchful gaze of officers who wait to see what passersby will do.

The decoys often contain real credit cards issued under pseudonyms to the police department. Theft of a credit card is grand larceny, a felony that could lead to jail time.

Police said that Operation Lucky Bag led to 101 arrests last year. Those individuals had a combined total of 761 prior arrests last year, said police spokesman Paul Browne.

"A person who takes or finds property which is lost or mislaid has a legal obligation to make efforts to return the property to its owner, which can include delivering the property to police," Browne said.

The New York Civil Liberties Union said the decoy tactic could deter people from being good Samaritans and should be abandoned.

"I'm sure the NYPD has far more sophisticated tactics at their disposal than dropping wallets on their trains," said NCLU executive director Donna Lieberman.

Alayo said he was not arrested or charged.


If your legally obligated to find the person how the heck are you suppose to do that if it's illegal?  I mean if they arrest you for picking up a lost wallet doesn't that mean it's illegal?

Reminds me of an episode of *whispers* Sliders where Quinn gets set up to be on the Running Man-esk game show.

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These aides, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the details have not yet been released, said the five-year moratorium represented a compromise between desires by banking regulators for a longer time frame of as much as seven years and industry arguments that the freeze should only last one to two years.

Another person familiar with the matter said the rate-freeze plan would apply to borrowers with loans made at the start of 2005 through July 30 of this year with rates that are scheduled to rise between Jan. 1, 2008, and July 31, 2010.

The administration said that President Bush will speak on the agreement at the White House on Thursday and the Treasury Department announced that Treasury Secretrary Henry Paulson and Housing and Urban Development Secretary Alphonso Jackson would hold a joint news conference Thursday afternoon with officials of the mortgage industry.

Treasury also announced that there would be a technical briefing to explain more of the details of the proposal.

Paulson, who has been leading the effort to craft a plan, said on Monday that the program would only be available for owner-occupied homes — as a way to make sure that the break is not granted to real estate speculators.

The plan emerged from talks between Paulson and other banking regulators and banks, mortgage investors and consumer groups trying to address an avalanche of foreclosures that are feared as an estimated 2 million subprime mortgages reset from lower introductory rates to higher rates.

The higher rates in many cases will boost monthly payments by as much as 30 percent, making it extremely difficult for many people to keep current with their loans.

The plan is aimed at homeowners who are making payments on time at lower introductory mortgage rates but cannot afford a higher adjusted rate.

Through October, there were about 1.8 million foreclosure filings nationwide, compared with about 1.3 million in all of 2006, according to Irvine, Calif-based RealtyTrac Inc. With home loan defaults still rising, the trend is expected to worsen next year.


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This is only forestalling the eventual foreclosure of these homes.  The debt on these house will still continue to grow.  Will the .gov have to pay off their loan?

There's another drop of accountability down the drain.  When are we going to get back the good ol' days when people were responsible for their decisions?

Except for two decent Supreme Court justices, Bush's second term has been an unmitigated disaster.  I'd demand my vote back, but that would imply the other option was better.

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Isn't it great that you own and control nothing that you own now?!

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By Rob Beschizza EmailDecember 06, 2007 | 8:44:04 PMCategories: Law 

Wdfmybook_world_1n_2 Western Digital's 1TB MyBook external hard drives won't share media files over network connections (UPDATE: Don't install the "required" client software! See workaround below). From the product page:

    "Due to unverifiable media license authentication, the most common audio and video file types cannot be shared with different users using WD Anywhere Access."

It doesn't matter what the files are: If you try to share these formats over a network, Western Digital assumes not just that you're a criminal, but that it is its job to police users. You see, MP3, DivX, AVI, WMV and Quicktime files are copy-protected formats.

The list of banned filetypes includes more than thirty extensions. Some of them are bizarre: .IT files are banned — these are Amiga-style music modules composed with Impulse Tracker, a particularly well-loved tracking sequencer that hasn't been updated in almost a decade. I composed with IT myself, back in the day, and still have all my shitty compositions, none of which Western Digital would have me share. (Try MOD vs. Speak&Spell masterpiece Eddie Dreams of Women, if you dare: IT, MP3)

Isn't it cute how the only data it views as worthy of policing are music and movies? These are the only copyrights that matter under corporate monkey law.

It's the most astonishing example of crippled equipment I've ever seen. A DRM'd hard drive! Whatever next? Dreaming meat?

UPDATE: The manual's appendix and online support site provide setup instructions for SAMBA, allowing access over IP instead of with the DRM-infested and poorly-reviewed client app, elsewhere claimed to be "required."

MOAR! Samba not enough? Gut the firmware and install made-to-measure Linux: An entire community of folks is here to help you hack your MyBook: mybookworld.wikidot.com.


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Well, I certainly won't be buying that network drive.  It's a pity that Western Digital is doing this, because I've always been a huge fan of WD.

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Police said in a statement they received an emergency call at 7:55 am local time Monday from "a man who indicated that he had just killed his daughter."

The victim, Aqsa Parvez, was "rushed to hospital with life-threatening injuries, but tragically passed away late last night."

Her father, Muhammad Parvez, 57, was arrested at the scene and will be formally charged with murder when he appears in court Wednesday, said police.

The girl's friends, meanwhile, told local media she was having trouble at home because she did not conform to the family's religious beliefs and refused to wear a traditional Islamic head scarf, or hijab.

"She wanted to go different ways than her family wanted to go, and she wanted to make her own path, but he (her father) wouldn't let her," one of her classmates told public broadcaster CBC.

"She loved clothes," another of her friends, Dominiquia Holmes-Thompson, told the daily Toronto Star. "She just wanted to show her beauty ... She just wanted to dress like us, just like a normal person."

According to her friends, Aqsa had worn the hijab at school last year, but rebelled in recent months.

They said she would leave home wearing a hijab and loose-fitting clothes, but would take off her head scarf and change into tighter garments at school, then change back before going home at the end of the day.

The victim's 26 year-old brother was also charged with obstructing police in the investigation.


We shouldn't judge them, they're just different!  Come on, she deserved it... right?

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He has the right, given to him by his god by making him a man, to kill any woman he feels like.  Come on, dinner isn't ready when you get home?!  GET THE STONES!

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I heard...she even left the kitchen!!!

And even worse....I saw her big toe! ....
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so you enjoy www.amishhoes.com to?!?!
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Am I the only one that is scared to click that link?

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OHHH!  Page not found!!!

BLAST YOU SPANKY!!! *Shakes fist at the heavens*

How dare you tease me knowing I have a thing for Amish women's toes.

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I should probably register that domain before some speculator grabs it up...

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I see pat is fearless!


...I wonder how much money is to be had in pimping amish hoes, anyone else turned on by a woman that works on a farm all day and can probably lift you over her head?
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There is something to be said for her decades of milking experience, too.

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hmm touche.

But they are used to milking for hours, not 30 seconds.  The disappointment shall be great.
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30 whole seconds?  Who needs foreplay?

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foreplay is important.  If you don't she will never comeback for more...well unless you pay her.  Hmm, can I have $1 million please.  My mind is ablaze with genius!
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spanky wrote on Dec 12th, 2007 at 3:12pm:
well unless you pay her.  Hmm, can I have $1 million please.


Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
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I know, too long huh.  I am gonna fire up the dvd when I get home.

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A cloned Turkish Angola kitten, left, gives off a red fluorescence glow while an ordinary one appears to be green in this picture taken under ultraviolet light at a laboratory of Gyeongsang National University in Jinju, South Gyeongsang Province, Wednesday. The cloned cat’s genes were modified with a fluorescent protein. / Yonhap

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Researchers found a way to clone pet cats five years ago. Now they can play a trick on their genes to change their color.

A Gyeongsang National University team said they have succeeded in cloning cats after modifying a gene to change their skin color. Because of the red fluorescence protein in their skin cells, the three Turkish Angola kittens look reddish under ultraviolet light, the researchers said.

The red cloned cat research is expected to be utilized in dealing with certain genetic diseases in animals and humans. It will also help reproduce rare animals, such as tigers and wildcats, which are on the verge of extinction, the team said.

According to the team led by professor Kong Il-keun, three kittens were born in January and February by caesarian section, but one died during the procedure. They weighed between 110 and 136 grams at birth and now weigh 3.5 kilograms each now, the researchers said.

``We have proved our world-class ability in cloning animals that have modified characteristics,'' said Kong. ``We found that the red fluorescent protein in all the organs of the dead kitten, which means we have established an efficient way of cloning gene-modified cats.''

The first cloned cat, nicknamed Copycat, was born in 2002 at Texas A&M University. Many other animals such as cows, dogs, pigs, bulls and goats have been successfully cloned by a number of researchers in North America, Europe and South Korea.

Kong cloned a cat in 2004 for the first time in the country. He has since worked as director of research at a state-supported project to clone animals for therapeutic research.

To clone the Turkish Angola cats, Kong's team used skin cells of the mother cat. They modified its genes to make them fluorescent by using a virus, which was transplanted into the ova. The ova were then implanted into the womb of the donor cat.

Called reproductive cloning, the method has been mostly used in cloning animals that are genetically identical, until Kong's kittens were born with the tampered genes.

The technique differs from therapeutic cloning, which is to make a ``stem cell'' that can be guided to grow into a specific body part. Former Seoul National University professor Hwang Woo-suk used this method in his human stem cell cloning research, which was later found to have used fabricated data.


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I've always hated cats, but now I have reason to hate them even more!  Just wait until they mutate into some sort of freaky superkitties!

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A COUPLE were banned from taking photographs of their baby daughter on a swing by a park warden who declared it `inappropriate.'

Steve Brook and partner Mandy Smith were having a family day out with 11-month-old Rebecca when the council worker swooped.

"It beggars belief," said Steve, 35. "The fact that a mummy and daddy can't take a picture of their own daughter is ridiculous. I could understand if it was in a swimming pool, but she was well wrapped-up and as far as I could see we were the only people in the park."

Town hall officials said the warden had misinterpreted council policy when he confronted the family at Alexandra Park in Oldham.

But Phil Woolas, MP for Oldham East and Saddleworth, said: "Based on these reports I am thinking of introducing a Bill to Parliament called The Common Sense Act 2007.

"We are in danger of becoming so adverse to risk we will lose sight of common sense."

Steve, an off-licence manager from Clarksfield in Oldham said: "A man in a high-visibility jacket came over and told us we couldn't take pictures. I asked him why and he said it was illegal to take pictures of children in the park. I explained it was my own daughter but he still said it wasn't allowed."

Appropriate

A council official said: "We are committed to ensuring that all our parks are safe and welcoming places for all visitors. To ensure this happens staff are instructed to be observant and aware of the activities of park users and consider whether they are appropriate.

"This incident was due to the incorrect interpretation of policy by a member of our security staff who has since been made aware of his actions."

There are no national guidelines banning parents from taking photographs of children in parks.

The first serious attempt to ban photographs of children in public was made in March this year at Vale of Glamorgan council in south Wales.

The council proposed `that no photographs, filming or other imaging shall take place of children or young people in parks and open spaces without written permission.'

Councillors threw out the proposal, saying it would be too difficult to enforce and that parents shouldn't need permission for pictures of family picnics.


Ho boy...could you just imagine if it was just the father there and he was taking pictures of his little girl.  He'd be on the sex predator's list so fast and prob. be indited for kidnapping.  After all...men should spend time with their kids...just not alone and/or in public where other people can look at these men and "know" they are up to something!

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That's a whole new level of stupid.

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Don't you know when any man looks at a woman or little girl all he thinks about is raping them?

...if you don't belive me watch Lifetime a little bit.
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Lifetime - Television for Craig.

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Come on now, you know I only watched Lifetime for the View!

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Actually the View isn't on Lifetime...it's on WE...television for women I mean not like they didn't have Lifetime and weekday morning TV all to themselves.  *whispers* that's when the men went out to work to support their $15 a day chocolate habit and All My Children Re-run parties.

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Blast you pat!


$15 a day chocolate habit?  Tell her to grow up and do coke.
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Hmm... chocolate-flavored coke?  You might be on to something there!

Better yet, chocolate-flavored meth!  They'll get fat and skinny at the same time!

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I am off to my new calling, marketer to the drug dealers!


Did you know you can stay at the perfect weight through a mix of pot (for gaining) and crack (for losing)!
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How about mixing uppers and downers

You'll feel like a giant yo-yo, yo!

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Wow almost got high today breathing in the fumes from a paper recycling plant.  I was amazed how they were able to mix the smells of garbage, ass, and feet.  Bad news is i have to go back...but not until next year, woot?!
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Knowing your luck, that smell has probably permanently seeped into your skin. 

You should bottle that stuff up and sell it as Stank Cologne: The Trailer Trash Collection.

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Just think...if you smelled like that...you'd prob be use to the smell of Wes' mom by then!

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There is no man that is capable of "getting used to Wes's mom."  The smell of fat roll lint and moldy bacon grease never washes off...

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A Canadian man claims to have recently caught his 15 year-old son smoking pot in the backyard with two of his "delinquent friends." As penance for the boy's misdeeds, the father listed for sale what he called the "Holy Grail" of unopened Christmas gifts, Guitar Hero III for Wii.

"I am now finding it hard to justify rewarding him with this gift after he so greatly disappointed me," writes the brooding parent on his eBay listing page. "I know smoking a joint isn't the end of the world, but if you can convince me that he deserves the gift, then I will end the auction."

Consequently, the $90 game sold for $9,100.01 to an Australian buyer. Apparently, the majority of people sided with the dad.

"I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintendo," adds k_lid, the seller. "Maybe something like Barbie as the Island Princess or Dancing With the Stars."

Highly profile Ebay auctions are often purchased for abnormally high prices by buyers seeking publicity.


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You can view the auction here.

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haha, fitting punishment for the crime.


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Personally, I would've just taken a cattle prod to the Wii.  There's no punishment more painful than seeing your game system go up in flames.

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Hah, military school for smoking pot?  Good thing you never did anything like that as a kid (yes I mean drinking for the slower types).
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I wouldn't have sent him to military school because of the pot, I would've sent him because I'm sadistic like that.

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I agree though, I would almost have chosen military school over some one destroying the game system.

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Yeah, you've got a point there.  However, destroying sensitive electronics with a cattle prod is fun!

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Is it story time?
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Well, it's possible that I might have taken a cattleprod to an old radio at my grandfather's farm once, but it's purely hypothetical.

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Reply #1339 - Dec 17th, 2007 at 12:01pm
 
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This might be the coolest case mod of all time - portable SNES!

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/feature-engineer-builds-portable-...

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Published: 13 Dec 07 12:34 CET
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Protests from female soldiers have led to the Swedish military removing the penis of a heraldic lion depicted on the Nordic Battlegroup's coat of arms.

The armed forces agreed to emasculate the lion after a group of women from the rapid reaction force lodged a complaint to the European Court of Justice, Gφteborgs-Posten reports.

But although the army was eventually happy to make the changes in the interests of gender equality, the artist who designed the insignia was less than pleased.

"A heraldic lion is a powerful and stately figure with its genitalia intact and I cannot approve an edited image," Vladimir A Sagerlund from the National Archives told Gφteborgs-Posten.

Sagerlund blasted the army for making changes to the coat of arms without his permission.

"The army lacks knowledge about heraldry. Once upon a time coats of arms containing lions without genitalia were given to those who betrayed the Crown," said Sagerlund.

But the castrated lion has already won the day and is now worn on the arms of all soldiers in the battle group's Swedish battalions.

"We were given the task of making sure the willy disappeared," Christian Braunstein from the army's 'tradition commission' told Gφteborgs-Posten.

"We were forced to cut the lion's willy off with the aid of a computer," he added.

The Nordic Battlegroup is one of eighteen such military groups in the European Union. Some 2,000 of its 2,400 soldiers come from Sweden, with the rest coming from Finland, Norway, Ireland and Estonia.

Paul O'Mahony (paul.omahony@thelocal.se/08 656 6513)


What's next for those crazy Swedes?  Pink fuzzy slippers instead of wooden shoes?

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Reply #1341 - Dec 18th, 2007 at 3:56pm
 
See!  I told you weeners are evil.  Would Lifetime lie?
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Reply #1342 - Dec 18th, 2007 at 4:26pm
 
What better way can you say "Merry Christmas" to your neighbors than by firing a snowball through their front window?

I present the pneumatic snowball cannon!

http://www.instructables.com/id/Pneumatic-Snowball-Cannon/

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Reply #1343 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:17pm
 
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Apple users can finally celebrate a victory over their PC brethren. Mac OS X is beating both Windows and Vista combined by a ratio of ten to one…in critical vulnerabilities found during 2007.

    While Mac OS X had 234 highly critical vulnerabilities reported in 2007, Vista and XP combined had 23, Ou wrote. "This shows that Apple had more than five times the number of flaws per month than Windows XP and Vista in 2007, and most of these flaws are serious," wrote Ou. "Clearly this goes against conventional wisdom."


How much do you want to bet this never shows up on any of Apple's ads?  The full article can be found here.

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Reply #1344 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:29pm
 
Haha, take that you joo!


On a side note, macs suck!
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Reply #1345 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:32pm
 
I think we should mock all of the Macintrash users on the forum.

Let's see, that would consist of... Attebizzle, and occasionally Briney.

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I can't.  I am reminded of the saying "what would Jesus do?"

...so I lit him on fire and sent him to hell.


Also, I went out to lunch to Skyline and this guygay sat in the booth next to us and ordered.  When their food came he goes(almost screaming) "Oh!  Does this chili come with meat in it?!"  Now after hearing this I wanted to bitchslap that guy so hard but the coworker I was with said "I wouldn't come here if it didn't have meat." 

Then I got told how I am going to hell for eating meat.  I wanted to say some to you buddy, but making fun of gay people is as easy as bob's mom.
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Reply #1347 - Dec 20th, 2007 at 2:32pm
 
Aww, he's a vegetarian!  How cute!

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

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Reply #1348 - Dec 21st, 2007 at 1:20pm
 
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Cloaking devices and technology have long been the fodder of science fiction, but researchers at the University of Maryland's James Clark School of Engineering have created a material that seems to fit the bill – at least in 2D. The device uses the properties of plasmons in its functionality.

Plasmons are electron waves which are generated when light strikes a metallic surface under controlled conditions. Plasmonics is a relatively new field though it promises to provide many beneficial scientific achievements.

The cloak itself is quite small, a mere 10 micrometers in width (PDF). The structure of the device is a simple thin layer of acrylic plastic with a pattern of concentric, two-dimensional rings atop a gold film. The ring pattern creates a negative refraction effect on visible light striking it, bending the plasmons around the object. While the light appears to have passed straight through the material, it has in fact gone around it.

Far from a usable cloaking system, the device only functions under specialized conditions and only in two dimensions. It is also not perfect invisibility as it only works on a limited range of the visual spectrum and suffers energy loss in the gold film. Three dimensional use of the material would be difficult because visible light would need to be controlled both magnetically and electronically.

Of a more practical purpose, the team has also used the unique properties of plasmons to develop a superlens microscopy technology which could augment existing conventional microscopes. The light bending techniques could allow a real view into nanoscale objects like DNA, viruses and proteins. The group believes they can still improve the superlens technology, bringing the resolution to an impressive 10 nanometers.

Plasmons could one day be employed in a variety of technology due to their unique properties. Since plasmons have very short wavelengths, they can be controlled with impressively small guide structures, much smaller than systems currently in use. As the waves are generated at optical frequencies, they could be used to carry impressive amounts of data in future computing systems.

Not surprisingly, the research has garnered attention from not only the scientific community, but government agencies and industries. One can only dream of the possible applications the military could have in mind for such a technology, less long advances that could be made on the optical computing frontier.


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I have no idea what this means, but it sounds pretty darned cool.  Maybe I can install a bunch of these on my Gundam, along with that miniature nuclear reactor we were discussing yesterday?

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Reply #1349 - Dec 21st, 2007 at 1:26pm
 
I just can't believe you brought a Gundam reference into the mix when you had a perfectly good joke like:

"Now all we need is a tachyon emitter and we can uncloak it."

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Reply #1350 - Dec 21st, 2007 at 1:57pm
 
If I was a starship captain, I would just launch cans of paint in all directions around the ship.  Try cloaking when your ship is bright pink, stupid Romulans!

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Reply #1351 - Dec 21st, 2007 at 2:40pm
 
Yeah bob, I am sure that wouldn't take zillions of gallons of paint and be completely impractical.
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Reply #1352 - Dec 21st, 2007 at 3:49pm
 
Dang it, Spanky, what did I tell you about bringing logic into my hypothetical situations?

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Reply #1353 - Dec 21st, 2007 at 3:50pm
 
Solo - Capt. Bob I don't understand why every available space is filled with paint cans!
Bob - You'll see...you'll see

And just before the crew riots...the Federation calls on Capt. Bob and his zillion paint cans.

Jaws drop everywhere.

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Reply #1355 - Dec 26th, 2007 at 9:22am
 
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JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli scientists have inscribed the entire Hebrew text of the Jewish Bible onto a space less than half the size of grain of sugar.

The nanotechnology experts at the Technion institute in Haifa say the text measures less than 0.5 square millimeter (0.01 square inch) surface. They chose the Jewish Bible to highlight how vast quantities of information can be stored in minimum amounts of space.

"It took us about an hour to etch the 300,000 words of the Bible onto a tiny silicon surface," Ohad Zohar, the university's scientific adviser for educational programs, told the Associated Press.

The Technion's microscopic bible was created by blasting tiny particles called gallium ions at an object that then rebounded, causing an etching affect.

"When a particle beam is directed toward a point on the surface, the gold atoms bounce off and expose the silicon layer underneath just like a hammer and chisel," Zohar said.
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Zohar said the technology will in the future be used as a way to store vast amounts of data on bio-molecules and DNA.

The tiny Bible appears to be the world's smallest.

The previous smallest known copy of the Bible measured 2.8 x 3.4 x 1 centimeters (1.1 x 1.3 x 0.4 inches), weighing 11.75 grams (0.4 ounces) and containing 1,514 pages, according to Guinness World Records spokeswoman Amarilis Espinoza. The tiny text, obtained by an Indian professor in November 2001, is believed to have originated in Australia.


Wow, I can't wait to see this technology make it to the computer storage arena!  I wonder how much crap you could store on a hard drive that utilized this technology?

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Reply #1356 - Dec 26th, 2007 at 2:44pm
 
Pff...that's nothing...they only put the OT on it and it's all in Hebrew.  One Hebrew character is like 4 words in English.  Wake me up when you put the entire Bible in English on there!

Just don't sneeze around that thing.

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Reply #1357 - Dec 26th, 2007 at 3:12pm
 
I want the entire Bible printed on a knife.  That way, I can kill heathens with the word of God!

Considering how much they can fit on a pin head, an entire knife blade should be a piece of cake!

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Reply #1358 - Dec 26th, 2007 at 3:44pm
 
Or how about a real two edged sword?


Ooo that's almost Biblical...although I don't know about the whole "those who live by the sword die by the sword" part would fit in that....

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Reply #1359 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:18am
 
yeah, well my sword is +9 vs ogres!


are there any girls there?...
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Reply #1360 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:23am
 
Are there any girls there?  If so, I wanna do them!

YOU'RE NOT THERE!

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Reply #1361 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:29am
 
Yeah, you should all drive down and we could play D&D at my place!
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Reply #1362 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:33am
 
I've got a better idea, how about you drive up here so I don't have to leave the house?  Don't forget the twinkies.

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Reply #1363 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:38am
 
So you can try and break the record for number of twinkies in your mouth at once?  I don't think so.

By the way, wasn't you or briney going to try and find whats his face?!

Also found something cool (and old, but I just got unlazy enough to do it).  With the help of deathclock.com I will predict my own death!

When: Monday, July 17, 2056 
Where: Ruins of New York
Cause: Zombies after my delicious brain.
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Reply #1364 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:52am
 
Who is "what's his face" and why are Briney and I looking for him?

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Reply #1365 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 9:01am
 
Bah, you are useless!

Let me predict Bob's death...

When:  Next time I am in Three Rivers
Where: His apartment.
Cause: Being kicked in the junk 700 times.
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Reply #1366 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 9:41am
 
This might be the niftiest (and most overpriced) keyboard I've ever seen.

http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/

Every key has an OLED screen beneath it, allowing you to program pictures and different letters/symbols for each key.  This could be really useful for people that use the crappy WASD controls for PC games.

Personally, I'll stick with the directional buttons, thank you very much.

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Reply #1367 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 12:19pm
 
Even the richest man in the world would look at that and say that is a waste of money.


...I want 2!
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Reply #1368 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 1:10pm
 
What's his face = Andrew Azzam

He holds the record for the most number of twinkies shoved in his mouth...I believe it was 5?  He even beat fat Wes on that challenge.

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Reply #1369 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 1:23pm
 
Well, if there was one thing Shizza was good at, it was sticking large tubular object in his mouth.

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Hmm, on one hand he said a large tubular object...what to come back with...

It's only gay if you receive, right?

Haha kidding, Bob's mom was the closest thing to a man I ever had sex with.
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But not from the failure of not trying!

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Bah!  Damn you Pat!
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Reply #1373 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 3:10pm
 
For the man that has everything for his home stereo system (and understands nothing about signal transmission):

https://www.virtualdynamics.ca/content.php?id=201&secondary_id=44

Be sure to read the testimonials.  Here is my favorite one:

Quote:
This cable is like the orgasm of an audio system.
Right out of the box I was impressed. This cable is like the orgasm of an audio system. There is so much detail to the depth, not just a pinpoint picture, but details you can feel. This cable is a whole system upgrade that for the first time lets all the DNA of your system to be heard. Go with the cable. I want to replace all my cables to the Genesis line....


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Reply #1374 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 3:28pm
 
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WASHINGTON - More than 3 million people will have to wait until February to get their tax refunds because of Congress' late fix to the alternative minimum tax, the IRS said Thursday.
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Congress put a one-year freeze on growth of the alternative minimum tax last week, shielding many middle- and upper-middle income taxpayers from first exposure to the tax. But Congress' late action means the Internal Revenue Service won't be able to start processing five AMT-related forms until February, delaying potential refunds for those people until that month.

Between 3 million and 4 million people filed in January of last year using those forms, with many of those people expecting a refund, the IRS said.

The average refund in 2007 was $2,324, the agency said.

"We regret the inconvenience the delay will mean for million of early tax filers, especially those expecting a refund," acting IRS Commissioner Linda Stiff said.

As many as 13.5 million people will have to wait until February 11 to start filing with the five AMT-related forms, but the IRS said filing patterns show only between 3 million to 4 million of those people file during the early tax season anyhow.

The IRS was able to reprogram its computers to begin accepting the seven other AMT-related forms when the tax season opens in early January.

But the tax packages that will start arriving in the mail beginning after New Year's Day were printed in November, before the AMT fixes were approved by Congress. The IRS has created a special section on its Web site, http://www.irs.gov, with updated copies of AMT forms.

The alternative minimum tax was passed in 1969 and was aimed at about 155 very wealthy families who used deductions to avoid paying any federal income tax. The AMT disallows certain deductions and credits. It was not adjusted for inflation; as a result, over the years it has hit a growing number of middle-income taxpayers.

More than 4 million were subject to it in the 2006 tax year. Without the congressional fix, more than 20 million families would have been faced with an extra $2,000 tax hit on average.

The five forms affected by the delay are:

• Form 8863, Education Credits.

• Form 5695, Residential Energy Credits.

• Form 1040A's Schedule 2, Child and Dependent Care Expenses for Form 1040A Filers.

• Form 8396, Mortgage Interest Credit and

• Form 8859, District of Columbia First-Time Homebuyer Credit.

Any taxpayer using those forms will have to wait until February to file their taxes, the agency said. The IRS will begin processing those forms on February 14, and the first refunds for those people will start going out 10 to 14 days later.

More than 100 million people got refunds during the last tax season.


You - late by 10 seconds with sending your taxes in = jail time and heavy fines.
IRS - meh...we'll get to it...eventually.

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Reply #1375 - Dec 27th, 2007 at 3:38pm
 
I like how this "only" affects 3-4 million people.  Since when did the word "only" apply to 4,000,000 people?

For what its worth, its the rich folks that will be affected by this, so they probably won't be terribly inconvenienced when they have to wait an extra two weeks for their refund.

If this problem is caused by a delay in issuing updated tax forms, it shouldn't even affect people who file online, right?

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Congress is perched to enact the "Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 20007 (Act)," probably the greatest assault on free speech and association in the United States since the 1938 creation of the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC). Sponsored by Rep. Jane Harman, California Democrat, the bill passed the House of Representatives on Oct. 23 by a 404-6 vote under a rule suspension that curtailed debate. To borrow from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, California Democrat, the First Amendment should not distract Congress from doing important business. The Senate companion bill (S. 1959), sponsored by Susan Collins, Maine Republican, has encountered little opposition. Especially in an election year, senators crave every opportunity to appear tough on terrorism. Few if any care about or understand either freedom of expression or the Thought Police dangers of S. 1959. Former President John Quincy Adams presciently lamented: "Democracy has no forefathers, it looks to no posterity, it is swallowed up in the present and thinks of nothing but itself."


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Coolest thing I found in that article was that it no longer goes arrested -> trial -> jail time.  Now we have a simple arrested -> jail time policy.  Really takes that middle man out.

Quick everyone say you love the government or the secret police will get you!
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Bite my shinny metal @$$ Congress, Executive Branch, and everyone else I missed.


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I honestly can't think of anything constructive to say, so I won't say anything at all.

Actually, I will:  Congress, you can blow me.

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Collaborative comic book aims to boost tarnished image
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The U.N. is teaming up with Marvel Comics, creator of Spider-Man, to create a comic book. It will be set in a war-torn fictional country and feature superheroes working with U.N. agencies.

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He has fought against foes ranging from the Green Goblin to Doctor Octopus, but Spider-Man now faces an even more formidable challenge: improving the battered image of the United Nations.

In a move reminiscent of storylines developed during the World War II, the U.N. is joining forces with Marvel Comics, creators of Spider-Man and the Incredible Hulk, to create a comic book showing the international body working with superheroes to solve bloody conflicts and rid the world of disease.

The comic, initially to be distributed free to 1 million U.S. schoolchildren, will be set in a war-torn fictional country and feature superheroes such as Spider-Man working with U.N. agencies such as Unicef and the “blue hats,” the U.N. peacekeepers.
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Camilla Schippa, chief of office at the U.N. Office for Partnerships, told the Financial Times the script was being written now and the final storyline was due to be approved in February. The cartoonists are working for free.

After publication in the U.S., the U.N. hopes to translate the comics into French and other languages and distribute them elsewhere, Schippa said.

The idea originally came from French film-maker, Romuald Sciora, who had been working on other U.N. projects and is making a DVD about the international organization that will be distributed to schoolchildren along with the comic books.

Although the U.N. did not come up with the initiative, the measure could help revive the body’s troubled image in the U.S., where relations have been strained, in particular during president Bush’s administration.

John Bolton, the former U.S. ambassador to the U.N., once said that “if the U.N. building in New York lost 10 stories, it wouldn’t make a bit of difference.”

The latest U.N. initiative is not the first time U.S. comics have been used for political purposes. During World War II, superheroes were shown taking on Germany’s Nazi regime. Marvel’s Captain America, together with other characters such as Superman, were shown beating up Adolf Hitler.


Lol...really?

Good thing comic books are the work of fiction.

There's just so much to say and sooo many jokes here...I'm not even going to attempt it.

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Wow, distributed to schoolchildren, eh?  That doesn't sound like propaganda at all...

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I think in the background of every frame they should print, "smoking makes you cool!"
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Then how do explain those limey French?
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The country was hit by a Gayness Meteor™ in 1757 that has altered the fate of the country forever.

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I was mocking detriot so much over the weekend for not plowing anything (city run by retards), but I was so sad this morning when I wake up to 4 inches of snow.  Now this doesn't sound like a lot (take one trip to tech and you will see it isn't) but when the city doesn't plow shit it turns into a big deal.  There was a 12 car accident on one highway, and the express lane on 275 now has cars stuck in the snow on it.  One of my bosses called and he has been there since a little before 7am waiting for some honda POS to try and get out of a small snow drift.

What is wrong with cities where they think, "eh it's ok, things will work themselves out."

/headexplodes

EDIT:  Forgot the best part about the accident on the highway, police and ambulances can't get there...why you ask?  Because nothing is freaking plowed!
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why were you in detroit?

Let me tell you living there during several snowstorms with an escort wagon was not fun at all! It seems like they have 12 plows for the entire city. Ugh.
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I was there for a party and I hit the GLI on Saturday, now I remember why I loved going to the hockey games up at tech.


...Wings stadium is in a scary part of town!
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GLI?

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Great Lakes Invitational

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I did Google it, but it could've stood for fifty different things.

Great Lakes Invitational?  Is that a track meet or something?

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Craig...run?  It's either a car race dealy or some gay pride march/daisy chain.

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Nope no cars...awww damnit.


It is a small hockey tournament where Mich Tech plays U of M and one other random school.
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Field work can be hell. But thanks to the dogged researchers who attended 66 college parties in Southern California, now at last it can revealed:
Playing drinking games at a party leads to increased levels of alcohol in the bloodstream.
Fortunately, that wasn’t the only result of the investigation reported in the January issue of January issue of Alcoholism: Clinical & Experimental Research. The researchers say their fieldwork, which involved studying more than 1,300 people at parties, is an improvement over past studies that relied on people’s recollections of getting hammered. These researchers made observations at the parties and brought along equipment to test students’ blood-alcohol concentrations (BrACs). One of the authors, J.D. Clapp of San Diego State University, summarizes the findings:
Both individual behavior and the environment matter when it comes to student-drinking behavior. At the individual level, playing drinking games and having a history of binge drinking predicted higher BrACs. At the environmental level, having a lot of intoxicated people at a party and themed events predicted higher BrACs. One of the more interesting findings was that young women drank more heavily than males at themed events. It is rare to find any situation where women drink more than men, and these events tended to have sexualized themes and costumes.
The researchers say they’re planning to do further investigations of themed parties, and I hope they’ll consider letting a journalist accompany them (if necessary, I would go in costume). I don’t know why women would drink more at themed parties, but I do have a hypothesis: Could it be a coping mechanism for dealing with the sight of guys like John Belushi dressed in togas?


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LAS VEGAS (AP) — A handy new holster from Taser International Inc. holds not only your stun gun but a music player too.

Taser's latest foray into consumer products was introduced Monday at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. The holster costs $72.99 on the company's Web site and includes a 1-gigabyte MP3 player.

The company, which also sells its electronic weapons to law enforcement agencies and the military, has been stepping up its consumer product offerings with Tasers in new colors like "red-hot" and "fashion pink."

The latest Taser — in a leopard print and costing $379.99 — "provides a personal protection option for women who want fashion with a bite," said Chief Executive Rick Smith.


Wow, this definitely meets the definition of "random stupidity."

Maybe its a distraction measure...

"What'd I do man, what'd I do?  Don't taze me br...  Hey, I love that song!"

I'm just wondering if the MP3 player comes preloaded with "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".  If it does, I'll take two.

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This should come branded with the label consumer whore on it.

And speaking of totally not a waste of money...rock out!
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Wow, you'd have to be pretty amazing to keep that thing on the track at 70+ mph.  I'd probably ram it into the first wall I came across.

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Buying Sony BMG music should now start to come DRM free - so no longer should it have such a "bite".

Well as Blighty becomes Brighty given the snow fall, it may seem like the end of days is coming as the last major DRM enforcer, Sony BMG music, finally caves in to popular demand. According to Business Week, Sony will drop DRM for at least part of its catalogue and look at new avenues of online music sales through Facebook or MySpace, or with retailers such as Amazon.

Song BMG is the last of the major music labels to drop DRM, following Warner Music Group in December and Universal Music Group in August of last year.

Apparently Sony BMG will be experimenting with DRM-free downloads for around six months, the details of which will be released in the coming weeks and it will coincide with a Pepsi promotion that starts on the 3rd of February to give away one billion songs from all major labels.

The problem is, the first non-DRM tracks to be released will be for artists that sell less than 100,000 units, so making it about as useful as a chocolate teapot for most of us (regardless of how tasty that would be) and the cynic in me expects that it will likely end up being a marketing exercise about how "Sony BGM now offers DRM-free music".

Expect the DRM-free songs to be tagged like similar music is - with the purchasers details, so if they do get released onto the net the supplier can "easily" be caught. It's also another blow to Apples iTunes which has recently seen a spate of companies up and leave to alternatives when deals about how much should be charged for content couldn't be reached. With more music being sold online than ever before and this trend is continuing to grow - it could mean some turbulent times for the online media industry.


Wow, maybe Hell really has frozen over?

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I can honestly say I never expected this from Sony.  It'll be interesting to see whether or not Sony ends up pushing the anti-DRM initiative to their more popular music titles.

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Wow, that's...surprising.


Well, on another note, PAT!  So on another forum they were talking about that crazy 2 girls 1 cup BS you liked.  Well they mentioned a new one!  (well new in that I hadn't heard of this one either)  Didn't say what it was (I still don't know what 2 girls 1 cup is) but the guy said 2 girls was gross but this one had me on the floor in the fetal position crying.

So lets see how brave you are and find out what REMOVED is...


EDIT: So, they posted what it really was, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone...not even bob!


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spanky wrote on Jan 9th, 2008 at 11:31am:
I still don't know what 2 girls 1 cup is


I call bull.

Smiley

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It's true.  I get all my disgusting porn from legitimate web sites!
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http://www.WesDownersMom.com right?

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You need to start up an amish porn site, show full frontal ankles and everything.


I will be rich for thinking of this!
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It's funny you should mention that.  I went to Walmart (*shudder*) earlier on a work errand and was standing in line behind - get this - an Asian Amish woman.

She was your typical 4'9 dark-haired Asian girl, but she was wearing the common Amish bonnet with a hand-made skirt and blouse.

Imagine how many perverts I could lure in with an Asian Amish pr0n site?

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Dude, you need to type up the whole 'true' story and send it in to penthouse!
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NEW ORLEANS - Hurricane Katrina's victims have put a price tag on their suffering and it is staggering — including one plaintiff seeking the unlikely sum of $3 quadrillion.

The total number — $3,014,170,389,176,410 — is the dollar figure so far sought from some 489,000 claims filed against the federal government over damage from the failure of levees and flood walls following the Aug. 29, 2005, hurricane.

Of the total number of claims, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said it has received 247 for at least $1 billion apiece, including the one for $3 quadrillion.

"That's the mother of all high numbers," said Loren Scott, a Baton Rouge-based economist.

For the sake of perspective: A mere $1 quadrillion would dwarf the U.S. gross domestic product, which Scott said was $13.2 trillion in 2007. A stack of one quadrillion pennies would reach Saturn.

Some residents may have grossly exaggerated their claims to send a message to the corps, which has accepted blame for poorly designing the failed levees.

"I understand the anger," Scott said. "I also understand it's a negotiating tactic: Aim high and negotiate down."

Daniel Becnel, Jr., a lawyer who said his clients have filed more than 60,000 claims, said measuring Katrina's devastation in dollars and cents is a nearly impossible task.

"There's no way on earth you can figure it out," he said. "The trauma these people have undergone is unlike anything that has occurred in the history of our country."

The corps released zip codes, but no names, for the 247 claims of at least $1 billion. The list includes a $77 billion claim by the city of New Orleans. Fourteen involve a wrongful death claim. Fifteen were filed by businesses, including several insurance companies.

Little is known about the person who claimed $3 quadrillion. It was filed in Baker, 93 miles northwest of New Orleans. Baker is far from the epicenter of Katrina's destruction, but the city has a trailer park where hundreds of evacuees have lived since the storm.

Katrina, which is blamed for more than 1,600 deaths in Louisiana and Mississippi, is considered the most destructive storm to ever hit the U.S. It caused at least $60 billion in insured losses and could cost Gulf Coast states up to $125 billion, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

Most of the claims were filed before a deadline that coincided with Katrina's second anniversary, but the Corps is still receiving them — about 100 claims have arrived over the past three weeks — and is feeding them into a computer database.

The Corps said it isn't passing judgment on the merits of each claim. Federal courts are in charge of deciding if a claim is valid and how much compensation is warranted.

"It's important to the person who filed it, so we're taking every single claim seriously," Corps spokeswoman Amanda Jones said.


I will fire this laser, unless you send me one hundred beeeeeelion dollars!

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Hey I'm so not a fan of that "film de force" and if there is another movie similar to 2g1c...I weep for all humanity.

Have you seen the paper some kid wrote for school on that movie?  I'll have to find it sometime.

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Yeah, I saw it elsewhere.  I considered posting it here in the Picture and Video thread, but wasn't entirely certain it would be appreciated.

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The things I would do with 3 quadrillion.


I wonder how mars is this time of year?
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Well it's temperature gets to as high as a balmy -5 degrees below Celsius and as low as -87 degrees below Celsius.  Although I would recommend the Cydonia region where you can explore "The Face on Mars" and see if there is an animated alien living there like in Mission To Mars.

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Hey, I like the cold weather.  I'd be fine as long as I had my Jeep Grand Cherokee 5.9 Limited.

Imagine how awesome Mars would be once I introduced massive amounts of water.  The snow drifts would be a bajillion feet high!

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Pfft, that's so 1998.  You gotta look to the future man, go for the SRT-8, you know you want it.
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Yeah, you're right.  If I'm going to dream, I might as well dream big!  2006 SRT8 with a 6.1 Hemi plus a 9lb supercharger and two General Electric T58-8F jet engines, for a grand total of 3,350hp.  Yeah, I could deal with that.

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Jan. 11 (Bloomberg) -- Bank of America Corp., the biggest U.S. bank by market value, agreed to buy Countrywide Financial Corp. for about $4 billion, five months after making a $2 billion investment in the unprofitable mortgage lender.

Bank of America will acquire Countrywide for about $7.16 a share in stock, the Charlotte, North Carolina-based company said in a statement today. The offer is 7.6 percent below Countrywide's closing price on the New York Stock Exchange, and the stock fell 15 percent today at 9:41 a.m. to $6.62. Bank of America fell 62 cents, or 1.6 percent, to $39.11.

``I hope Bank of America isn't throwing good money after bad,'' said Eric Schopf, a fund manager at Baltimore-based Hardesty Capital Management LLC, which owns 216,000 Bank of America shares, in a Bloomberg TV interview. ``They struck a deal that wasn't very attractive. Hopefully they can get it right the second time around.''

Bank of America Chief Executive Officer Ken Lewis is doubling down on the U.S. mortgage market as the housing slump enters its third year, the worst streak since 1982. The takeover of Calabasas, California-based Countrywide increases Bank of America's dependence on the slowing domestic economy, where it gets more than 85 percent of its revenue.

Countrywide, the largest independent U.S. mortgage company, gives Bank of America about 9 million borrowers and fees from servicing $1.5 trillion of mortgages. Countrywide's market value plummeted 82 percent to $4.5 billion during the past 12 months as the lender reported its first quarterly loss in 25 years.

Restructuring Costs

Lewis, who said last month he preferred to expand the company's mortgage business internally, called the Countrywide purchase a ``unique opportunity'' during a conference call today. The transaction will result in a $1.2 billion restructuring charge, the company said.

The combined company won't make subprime loans, said Bank of America. Mortgages to people with weak credit contributed to a surge in defaults last year.

``We are aware of the issues within the housing and mortgage industries,'' Lewis said in the statement. ``The transaction reflects those challenges.''

Bank of America was sitting on a potential loss of about $1.3 billion from its stake in Countrywide before reports of an impending sale boosted the mortgage lender 51 percent.

Washington Mutual Inc., the largest U.S. thrift, rose 6.1 percent on speculation that it will be bought by JPMorgan Chase & Co., the No. 3 U.S. bank by assets.

Mozilo's Future

Countrywide CEO Angelo Mozilo will stay until the sale is completed, said Lewis, adding that Mozilo probably will ``want to have some fun'' after the deal closes.

The risk of Countrywide defaulting plummeted after the deal was announced. Credit-default swaps on the company fell to 325 basis points, according to Phoenix Partners Group. Investors yesterday sought 7.25 percentage points upfront and 500 basis points a year for five years to protect Countrywide bonds. Contracts on Bank of America fell 5 basis points to 75.

The purchase, expected to close in the third quarter, will add to earnings beginning in 2009, Bank of America said. Savings resulting from the combination will be about $670 million, with about a third of that coming next year, the bank said.

Bank of America was advised in the transaction by Banc of America Securities and the law firms of Cleary, Gottlieb, Steen & Hamilton LLP and K&L Gates. Countrywide was advised by Sandler O'Neill & Partners LP and Goldman Sachs Group Inc. Wachtell Lipton Rosen & Katz was Countrywide's legal adviser.

Preferred Stock

Countrywide, founded in 1969 by Mozilo, sold $2 billion of preferred stock to Bank of America in August to bolster its finances amid what Mozilo called the worst housing slump since the Great Depression. The stock offers a yield of 7.25 percent and is convertible into common shares at a price of $18, 57 percent above yesterday's closing price.

Rising defaults among subprime borrowers, those considered at the highest risk of missing their payments, blocked Countrywide from its traditional sources of capital in the credit markets. More than 100 mortgage companies halted loans, closed or sold themselves last year. Credit losses and writedowns tied to the collapse of U.S. mortgage markets at the world's biggest financial companies total about $100 billion, according to Bloomberg data.

The takeover of Countrywide is a fraction the size of previous deals engineered by Lewis, including the $48 billion purchase of FleetBoston Financial Corp. in 2004 and $35 billion acquisition of credit-card lender MBNA Corp. in 2006.

Stock Reaction

Lewis is still grappling with fallout from the 93 percent drop in third-quarter profit at the company's investment-banking unit. He cut 500 jobs, ousted the head of the unit and vowed to scale back risk. Consumer banking accounts for about half of Bank of America's earnings.

Countrywide's market value fell below $3 billion this week for the first time in a decade amid renewed concern that the company was going bankrupt, a rumor the company denied. The speculation may have driven Countrywide's price down to an attractive level, said Robert Pardes, the former head of OceanFirst Financial Corp.'s Columbia Home Loans unit in New Jersey, which closed last year.

`Great Technology'

``It is an absolute opportunity for Bank of America to acquire an infrastructure they admire, including Countrywide's great technology, and, at these levels, it's mitigating most of the asset issues,'' he said.

Countrywide traded as high as $45.26 last January and the workforce peaked at 61,586 in July before declining 18 percent to 50,600 at the end of 2007. Monthly loans, which set a record at $53 billion in August 2005, have averaged about half that amount for the past four months.

Speculation about bankruptcy surfaced last year after investors balked at buying Countrywide's short-term debt and concern about rising defaults brought markets where the company sold its mortgages to a standstill. The lender tapped emergency credit lines and arranged a bailout from Bank of America.

At the end of 2007, more than 7 percent of payments in the company's $1.5 trillion servicing portfolio were more than 60 days overdue.


Wow, this really sucks.  For what its worth, though, its far better that Countrywide gets bought out by Mega-Conglomo-Bank than Countrywide going bankrupt.  This won't be good for the economy, but a bankruptcy would absolutely devastate us.

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Not that we aren't already bankrupt.  Plus this is a company that is giving credit cards to illegal aliens and anyone else, terrorist or not, without even a SSN.  Also giving out loans that no one can pay back is good for our econ too.  I was always taught in school how great not getting money put back into the system and foreclosing on properties that turn over no profit was a good thing...right?

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X wrote on Jan 11th, 2008 at 10:26am:
Plus this is a company that is giving credit cards to illegal aliens and anyone else, terrorist or not, without even a SSN.


I thought that was CitiBank?

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Reply #1416 - Jan 11th, 2008 at 11:59am
 
Well really it is any bank.

Come to think of it, I have opened 3 different checking accounts and have never have to show ID.

Gogo checking account under bob rodgers and over draw like a hoe!
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Technically, that's a violation of the Most Holy Patriot Act.  Those banks could get some really sizable fines if the .gov found out about their antics.

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You mean if the fed. reserve wasn't printing money like it's worth nothing...oh wait....

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Date: 2007-11-07, 10:38AM EST


Knock knock

Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.

Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment.

You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.

Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I fucking love candles!

Come on into the living room.

Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr." Why don't you pet him and act like you like cats even though you hate cats? There you go. Oh, he took a little swing at your eye there huh? Yeah, he'll do that. Hey, let's check out the kitchen.

Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.

And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all bitches.

Let's go back into the hallway!

Hey, before we leave I'm going to go in the bathroom for ten minutes for some mysterious reason. Why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It's like you're sitting in a hug! Be right back...

Sorry that took a half an hour, I don't know what the hell I was doing in there. Let's go!

Wow! Thanks for opening my car door for me! I'm totally going to blow that meaningless gesture out of proportion and delude myself into thinking that you're a really good guy because that's what I want to believe.

Well, here we are at the restaurant. No thanks waiter, I don't need to see a menu, just bring me some expensive things. Hey I know, while we wait, I'll tell you all about my unspeakably boring job. I hate my boss. He's a jerk! I might get another job. Maybe something in pharmaceutical sales.

Now let's talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!

Wow! I can't believe I ordered all this food! I have no intention of eating any of it. No thanks waiter, we don't need a box. Just throw it out.

Hey, I've got an idea, let's go to a bar and have an after dinner drink! It'll be great, it will be just like how we're drinking here, only it will be louder and we'll have to stand up. Come on!

See, isn't this better? Oh hey, what a coincidence. Look over there! It's a group of my friends that I knew was going to be here. Let's go over there so that they can judge you!

Hey, I have to go to the bathroom for a half an hour again for some reason. You can stay here and talk to my unbelievably hideous friend Christine! Christine's so ugly she scares kids! Talk to her! She has a job and a family that she wants to talk to you about too. Be right back.

I'm back! Sorry I was gone for three hours, there was a line. I want to go home now.

Well here we are at my door again. This was really fun for me and not you. You should pretend like we're going to do it again sometime! Maybe I'll see you at Target a few months from now and we can avoid eye contact because you never called me. Here, have this awkward goodnight kiss that's as empty as my soul. Good night!


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Wow, some one has a case of the mondays.
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That's why you date black chicks...they are crazy...but not crazy cat lady crazy!

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Yeah, why do people love cats?  My rule with pets is if it doesn't come when you call its name, then it gets kicked.  Cats never learn.
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Reply #1423 - Jan 14th, 2008 at 3:09pm
 
The 2007 darwin awards are out.

Link for you people without google.

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Reply #1425 - Jan 15th, 2008 at 8:38am
 
Holy tennis shorts...

How many XBox systems do you need to mod to collect 1,500 hard drives?  Please tell me those weren't all original XBox drives!

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Remember, MLK day is fast approaching!

Celebrations should be done in the traditional sense.  Not going to work, sitting at home, not paying bills, and drinking a 40.

If only racism was as funny as rape.


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Reply #1427 - Jan 15th, 2008 at 2:44pm
 
Don't forget to eat your fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon...then off for a night cap with your lady friend with some malt liquor.  Then have sex with your lady friend, get her pregnant, and leave her.  Also break into some white people's home and when you get caught by the police, driving while black, you sue the white family for them making you a product of crime because you weren't hired over the white people at McDonald's.  Then go sell some drugs...to white kids.

Did I miss any not covered?

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Reply #1428 - Jan 15th, 2008 at 3:41pm
 
Wow, I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole.

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Oh you're right bob...I forgot all about the theory that black guys have bigger peniles!

Good job, bob!

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OK...I am guessing you meant a wang.

And I don't know why bob keeps trying to convince us that his has any size at all when briney has already clearly stated bob is tiny.
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That's why Bob stole Briney's penis sculptor.

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Reply #1432 - Jan 16th, 2008 at 8:30am
 
Yeah, you'd be amazed at what that thing can do.

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Because only wimmenz and gay people look at art?


I was told a long time ago the stuff I look at isn't art, it is called pr0n.
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What are you talking about?  Pr0n is art!

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Uwe Boll (Getty Images photo)
Uwe Boll, the German director the critics love to hate, will return to low-budget filmmaking now that his latest and biggest production, the $70 million fantasy epic "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale," bombed at the boxoffice.

The adaptation of the hit video game, which stars Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and Burt Reynolds, delivered just $3 million over the weekend, marking the third flop in a row for Boll, whose "BloodRayne" and "Alone in the Dark" also failed to deliver theatrically.

Reached at his home in Mainz, Boll said the results from "King" mean he will be unable to continue with big-budget productions.

"In the future, I will focus on small films such as (the video game adaptation) 'Postal' or (the Vietnam war drama) 'Tunnel Rats,' " he said. "These are films that represent my true passion, and they can be done with small budgets."

Despite a number of critical and commercial drubbings, Boll has been able to finance bigger budget films through German tax shelter funds. But "King" marked the last film to be bankrolled by his fund, which, like all similar tax shelters, has been banned in Germany.

Boll will now have to finance films the old-fashioned way -- with presales. Given the director's record, that could prove difficult. Despite being one of Germany's most prolific filmmakers, he is arguably most famous -- or infamous -- for the boxing match he staged with Internet critics of his movies.

"Because of the Boll reputation, it is not easy to get audiences into the cinemas," said Mychael Berg, head of distribution at 20th Century Fox in Germany, which released "King" locally. "We finally managed it, and we are quite satisfied with the abut 250,000 people who watched the movie (in Germany). We proved that you can make money with a Boll film."

But Boll himself acknowledges that will not be enough to produce another $70 million film. Instead, the German director has lined up a decidedly pulpy title for his next adaptation -- the video game shoot 'em up "Zombie Massacre."


You guys know how much I hate Uwe Boll movies (and therefore must watch them all), so this is the best news I've heard all day!  Bloodrayne is a true classic, so I can't wait to see the Dungeon Siege movie!

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Reply #1436 - Jan 16th, 2008 at 12:45pm
 
In other news, Oprah Winfrey just gained her own Television NETWORK CHANNEL which will replace Discovery Health. It will be called the Oprah Winfrey Network, or OWN.

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Wow, that's hardcore.  I guess that says a lot about the success of Discovery Health, right?

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I thought that's what the O network was for.   Or Lifetime.  Aren't these all owned by oprah?

And how many channels do women want?  Next will be the 24 hour soap opera channel.

I see the murder rate rising if this channel goes live!
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There really already is...it's called SOAP TV

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The Simple Object Access Protocol television channel?

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When Andrew was still alive...and in TR...he had it on his channels and I thought it was a channel all about soap and cleaning...then I found out it was about soap operas.

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Stick wrote on Jan 16th, 2008 at 2:47pm:
The Simple Object Access Protocol television channel?


Wow, did you really take it there?

Yes.  Yes you did.

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I don't know if anyone saw Bernake today (head of the "'federal' 'reserve'") but he was telling the govt that they needed a "stimulus package" for the country and get money into the hands of people.

Really?....Really?!

I want to spend 3 million dollars randomly.  Of course that's $3 mill. in US dollars so about a buck fifty?  How about cut back on spending by about 75% and actually back up our dollar with more than pixie dust and good intentions?

Give me a break...America is so close to becoming a third world country I can't stand it!

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Haha, you guys are silly.  That's why I live in Canada!  You bloody american pig-dogs!

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Yeah, that "Stimulus Package" is going to drive the US dollar even further into the ground.  I swear, the federal reserve has absolutely no concept of reality.

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RIAA Plan for RFID Chips in CDs Will Prevent Unauthorized Sharing
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Los Angeles, CA - The RIAA is considering adding RFID tags to CDs to ensure that the CD is always with the buyer. With the tracking device, the RIAA and its member labels can make sure the CD buyer hasn't loaned a CD to a friend, or is playing it in an unregistered device.

"Since we can't stop sharing in the virtual world, we might as well take a crack at stopping it in the real world," said Mitch Bainwol, Chairman and CEO of the RIAA.

"Before you can play the CD, you must log on to their website and register all addresses where you plan to use the CD. The CD buyer can enter up to three addresses and three registered listeners. Those locations and people will then be added to our RFID/GPS database for tracking purposes," said Bainwol.

The plan would also require all new CD players to have GPS and RFID hardware installed to help stop piracy. Future plans would include a matching RFID chip implanted into the neck of the buyer.

Brandon Carter of Savannah, Georgia, who is one of the three people left in the US who still buys CDs, was upset by the plan.  "I don't trust the RIAA with that information. If they get hacked, I don't want everyone to know I take my Shakira CD into the bathroom with me."

The increased cost of adding the tracking technology should be minimal. It should, at most, only add another 5 or 6 dollars to the current price of CDs.


Really?  Won't this drive piracy more and/or let people buy songs online and if someone still uses a CD player all they do is burn it with a 15 cent CD-R and some free software.

What about older folks who don't have a computer or won't even know about it or what to do?

Not to mention...is it illegal to give your CD to someone or donate it to charity?  I'm sure people sell CDs back to places like Gamesfly (or whoever does that stuff is called) does.  I just don't understand what RIAA wants to accomplish here.  Are they trying to do what they think is best (somehow you think it's easier to track people in the real world with these magic RFID chips than it is to see who's DLing them) or are they getting so desperate that they aren't thinking right?

Not to mention with all the different types of encryption they've tried to throw on...do they not think that some 8 y/o with a '''puter" is going to figure out how to get around the system.  Remember the encryption they put in that could be bypassed with a black marker around the end?

RIAA...it's time to realize you're a monopoly and not important in the age of the digital...roll over and die.

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I don't follow you pat.  If they do this, how are they going to make retarded amounts of money??
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Comon now, that is not real! Where is the article source?!

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The plan would also require all new CD players to have GPS and RFID hardware installed to help stop piracy. Future plans would include a matching RFID chip implanted into the neck of the buyer.

Brandon Carter of Savannah, Georgia, who is one of the three people left in the US who still buys CDs, was upset by the plan.  "I don't trust the RIAA with that information. If they get hacked, I don't want everyone to know I take my Shakira CD into the bathroom with me."


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What?  Pat doesn't need sources.


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I just hope the article is fake.

But would you put it past them?

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You do realize that's a parody, right?

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Ya...this is the 3rd parody from the same people.  I just think they're really fun to play along with...the Rudy story is the best though...so far.

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"Blizzard Entertainment, owners of World of Warcraft, announced today that the game now has more than 10 million paying subscribers around the world. Online gameplay costs an average of $15 USD per month. Those 10 million paying subscribers include 5.5 million players in Asia, 2.5 million in the US and 2 million in Europe. The Warcraft brand was first introduced in 1994 and World of Warcraft was launched in 2001."


I've never had the slightest bit of interest in WoW (although Tabula Rasa looks somewhat interesting), but this article is crazy.  Ten million subscribers?  That's over three times the population of Chicago!

I knew there were a lot of Asians that played, but I had no idea there were twice as many Asians as Americans.  If nothing else, it probably keeps the gold auctions low!

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Yea I'd say 1.8 billion a year from a game is pretty good. During the Blizzard/Activision merger, they said Blizzard had 550 million dollars of operating profit. Nice.
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This is one of the quirkiest Microsoft marketing items I've ever come across.  It's a mock children's book to introduce tots to the Windows Home Server...

http://www.stayathomeserver.com/book.aspx

It's nice to see that Microsoft is developing a sense of humor!  If I didn't already own an enterprise server, I'd take a big look at Home Server!

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Police found Frank Kozumplik, 49, homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag, officials said.

He told officers that his wife had taken their car to work, and that the mower was the only way he could reach the store, two miles from home.

His blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times Michigan's legal driving limit of 0.08 percent, police told WLEN-FM. They arrested him and confiscated the mower.

Kozumplik declined to comment Monday night.

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HAHA, I wouldn't move back to MI for 100 drunk lawnmower drivers!
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Ohio is that much better?
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Belive me when I say I will most likely never live in Michigan again.

Ohio is great.  Not only with my new job but I see things all over about companies looking for workers.  It is very different down here.

On a side note, I found this.

I am hoping for number 8.  But with wes' mom around it is probably going to be number 5.
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OK, I need a place to rant.

Duke Energy is who I get my gas and electric services through.  Well since I have moved down here I have been averaging $35-45 a month in usage.  I keep my apartment pretty cold to save money.

Now on to this months bill which was $128.73.  Now I thought that was strange because it showed I used the same amount of electricity and gas as last month.  So trying to be as understanding as possible I call in and ask what the hell is up.  Their answer, "Well we weren't able to get someone out this month to read your meter so we estimated your bill based on the size of your residence, how many people live there, and the outside temperature."

After hearing this I was a little less than happy because their solution was pay it now and if I use less it will be credited on my account.  And after going through managers and supervisors not one person thought that there was anything wrong with this and in the end they just hung up on me.

Now I know why they hung up on me, probably the line, "listen bitch, if you are too fucking busy to come out and read my meter you are too fucking busy to send me a God damned bill."  But what do you guys think?  Should I just pay it and trust them to credit the whole thing or burn the place to the ground?
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Well if you're thinking about taking legal action it is always best to pay the bill because if you loose (or nothing happens) you will be charged all the late fees and everything.  Now there are a number of options you can choose from and I would do them in this order (this is just my suggestions):

1) Talk to your landlord and see if there is something you can do and if they've had this problem before.  Maybe they can offer a solution or force the company to come out and read the meter.

2) Try calling Duke Energy again and demand they send someone out right now and every month to check your meter.

3) Talk to the Better Business Bureau - http://www.bbbonline.org/consumer/complaint.asp .  I will also submit what you wrote to Consumerist.com and see if they have any suggestion.

4) See what kind of legal action you can take.

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Well no legal action for now.  I am saving all my past bills now and this time I payed with a check to have a hard copy instead of my debit card.  Just incase I get the old "What do you mean?  You never had any credit."

I tried to draw a hand giving the middle finger on the check in the comments section, it didn't quite convey how I really felt though.
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Reply #1463 - Jan 30th, 2008 at 8:56am
 
That seems pretty shady, Spanky.  Although I've never had a combined electricity/gas account, the companies I've worked with have always estimated a non-metered bill based on past usage.  In other words, your bill should be around $40 if past bills have been near that mark.  Your next metered bill would either credit you for your overcharge (if you used less than $40 worth) or tack on the fee for the undercharge (if you used more than $40 worth).

Unfortunately, you probably don't have much of a fighting stance.  Even as shady as their non-meter billing practice is, it's almost guaranteed to be written in their service agreement.

It's really crappy that they won't work with you on this.  If you pay the full amount, it's going to take you two months worth of credits to get your money back.  Of course, I can pretty much guarantee they won't cut you a check for the difference.  I've been there and done that with other utility companies in the past...

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spanky wrote on Jan 30th, 2008 at 8:52am:
I tried to draw a hand giving the middle finger on the check in the comments section, it didn't quite convey how I really felt though.


If I ever feel violated when I have to pay a bill, I write "sexual favors" in the memo line.

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I found out that most State AG's have a Department of Consumer Protection.

Here's yours - http://www.ag.state.oh.us/citizen/consumer/index.asp

Maybe writing to them will get you some action taken.

Bob...I like that idea of the memo line he he.

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yep they did that for me last month too... The bill will say EST next to the gas or something. I just paid a few bucks over what I normally do to cover it because they were about 60 over.

DTE's policy when they don't read the meter is that they take the usage from the year before and plug it in to your bill.  It's very lame.
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On my way to lunch, I heard a report on the radio that China had rejected a shipment of lead.

Chinese officials complained because it contained traces of toys.

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Speaking of lead.  Any of you ever been to a steel mill where they dropped a cold charge into the furnace?  It sounded like a bomb going off and shot liquid metal drops everywhere.  It was a gay ol' time.

And by gay I don't mean bob, I mean it scared the living crap out of me and I am pretty sure I pooped a little.
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Was this "cold charge" an accident, or was it part of normal operating procedures?

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Almost.  The large chunk of metal they were going to put in was sitting outside and built up water.  Water turned to ice.  Throw that all into a 3-4k degree furnace and party.
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I'm glad to see we're not the only company that stores partially-finished goods outside.

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Hey-hey, ho-ho, the Marines in Berkeley have got to go.
That's the message from the Berkeley City Council, which voted 6-3 Tuesday night to tell the U.S. Marines that its Shattuck Avenue recruiting station "is not welcome in the city, and if recruiters choose to stay, they do so as uninvited and unwelcome intruders."

In addition, the council voted to explore enforcing its law prohibiting discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation against the Marines because of the military's don't ask, don't tell policy. And it officially encouraged the women's peace group Code Pink to impede the work of the Marines in the city by protesting in front of the station.

In a separate item, the council voted 8-1 to give Code Pink a designated parking space in front of the recruiting station once a week for six months and a free sound permit for protesting once a week from noon to 4 p.m.

Councilman Gordon Wozniak opposed both items.

The Marines have been in Berkeley for a little more than a year, having moved from Alameda in December of 2006. For about the past four months, Code Pink has been protesting in front of the station.

"I believe in the Code Pink cause. The Marines don't belong here, they shouldn't have come here, and they should leave," said Berkeley Mayor Tom Bates after votes were cast.

A Marines representative did not respond to requests for comment.

The resolution telling the Marines they are unwelcome and directing the city attorney to explore issues of sexual orientation discrimination was brought to the council by the city's Peace and Justice commission.
The recommendation to give Code Pink a parking space for protesting and a free sound permit was brought by council members Linda Maio and Max Anderson.

Code Pink on Wednesday started circulating petitions to put a measure on the November ballot in Berkeley that would make it more difficult to open military recruiting offices near homes, parks, schools, churches libraries or health clinics. The group needs 5,000 signatures to make the ballot.

Even though the council items passed, not everyone is happy with the work of Code Pink. Some employees and owners of businesses near the Marines office have had enough of the group and its protests.

"My husband's business is right upstairs, and this (protesting) is bordering on harassment," Dori Schmidt told the council. "I hope this stops."

An employee of a nearby business who asked not to be identified said Wednesday the elderly Code Pink protesters are aggressive, take up parking spaces, block the sidewalk with their yoga moves, smoke in the doorways, and are noisy.

"Most of the people around here think they're a joke," the woman said.

Wozniak said he was opposed to giving Code Pink a parking space because it favors free speech rights of one group over another.

"There's a line between protesting and harassing, and that concerns me," Wozniak said. "It looks like we are showing favoritism. We have to respect the other side, and not abuse their rights. This is not good policy."

Ninety-year-old Fran Rachel, a Code Pink protester who spoke at the council meeting, said the group's request for a parking space and noise permit was especially important because the Marines are recruiting soldiers who may die in an unjust war.

"This is very serious," Rachel said. "This isn't a game; it's mass murder. There's a sickness of silence of people not speaking out against the war. We have to do this."

Anderson, a former Marine who said he was "drummed out" of the corps when he took a stand against the Vietnam War, said he'd love to see the Marines high tale it out of town.

"We are confronted with an organization that can spend billions of dollars on propaganda," Anderson said. "This is not Okinawa here; we're involved in a naked act of aggression. If we can provide a space for ordinary people to express themselves against this kind of barbarity, then we should be doing it."


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This is really an old story.  Kalifornia has been kicking out military recruiters in High Schools and other public areas for over a year now.

We really should hire the Army Corps of Engineers to start digging around CA until they breakaway and float off into the Pacific.

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Microsoft Makes Unexpected $44.6B Bid for Yahoo; Internet Icon Is Studying It

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Microsoft Corp. has pounced on slumping Internet icon Yahoo Inc. with an unsolicited takeover offer of $44.6 billion in its boldest bid yet to challenge Google Inc.'s dominance of the lucrative online search and advertising markets. The Justice Department says it is interested in reviewing antitrust issues associated with it.

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In a statement Friday, Yahoo said it will "carefully and promptly" study Microsoft's bid.

With its profits steadily sliding, Yahoo's stock slipped to a four-year low earlier this week and a new management team has been trying to steer a turnaround but sees more turbulence through 2008.

The announcement lifted Yahoo's share price by almost 50 percent in morning trading, while Google fell almost 8 percent, dragged down by a fourth-quarter earnings report that missed Wall Street expectations.

In conference call Friday morning, Microsoft Chief Executive Steve Ballmer indicated he won't take no for an answer after Yahoo rebuffed takeover overtures a year ago.

"This is a decision we have -- and I have -- thought long and hard about," Ballmer said. "We are confident it's the right path for Microsoft and Yahoo."

To underscore its resolve, Microsoft is offering a 62 percent premium to Yahoo's closing stock price Thursday. If the deal is consummated, it would be by far the largest acquisition in Microsoft's history, eclipsing last year's $6 billion purchase of online ad service aQuantive.

Since reaching a 52-week high of $34.08 in October, Yahoo shares have fallen 46 percent. Yahoo climbed $9.41 a share, or 49 percent, to $28.59 in morning trading. Microsoft shares fell $1.43, or 4.4 percent, to $31.17.

Microsoft publicly disclosed its cash-and-stock offer in hopes of rallying support from Yahoo's shareholders, making it more difficult for Yahoo's board to turn down the bid.

In a letter released Friday, Ballmer pointedly noted Yahoo's financial performance has deteriorated since Microsoft was spurned a year ago. At that time, Ballmer said he was told Yahoo believed it was better off on its own.

"A year has gone by, and the competitive situation has not improved," Ballmer wrote in his letter.

Microsoft's previous offer was rebuffed by Terry Semel, who stepped aside last year as chief executive under shareholder pressure.

Microsoft sent its latest takeover offer to Yahoo late Thursday, shortly after Semel resigned as the company's chairman. The letter is addressed to Semel's successors, new Chairman Roy Bostock and the current CEO, co-founder Jerry Yang, who is one of Yahoo's largest shareholders.

In a prepared statement, Yahoo said its board "will evaluate this proposal carefully and promptly in the context of Yahoo's strategic plans and pursue the best course of action to maximize long-term value for shareholders."

Microsoft views Yahoo as its best chance to thwart Google, which has leveraged its leadership in Internet search and advertising to emerge as an increasingly serious threat to the world's largest software maker's persuasive influence on how people interact with computers.

Google already controls nearly 60 percent of the U.S. search market, and has been widening its lead, despite concerted efforts by both second-place Yahoo and third-place Microsoft. By combining, Microsoft and Yahoo would have a 33 percent share of the U.S. search market, according to the latest data from comScore Media Metrix.

By joining forces, Microsoft and Yahoo also would widen their narrowing advantage over Google in providing free e-mail accounts -- a service that helps foster more loyalty with users and create more advertising opportunities.

Advertisers around the world are expected to double their spending on the Internet during the next three years as more people get their news and entertainment on the Web instead of television, radio, newspapers and magazine. The trend is expected to create an $80 billion online ad market in 2010, up from an estimated $40 billion last year.

Despite an aggressive push in recent years, Microsoft's online advertising expansion hasn't paid off. Last week, the Redmond, Wash.-based company reported a 79 percent jump in its overall profit, but its online division's loss widened to $245 million.

And Yahoo has been struggling to attract more advertising even though its Web site attracts one of the biggest audiences. The Sunnyvale-based company's profit has declined for five consecutive quarters, prompting plans to cut 1,000 jobs later this month, a 7 percent reduction of its 14,300-employee work force.

Besides helping to boost its online ad revenue, Microsoft believes it could mine more profit from Yahoo by jettisoning workers and eliminating overlapping operations.

Microsoft said it sees at least $1 billion in cost savings if it buys Yahoo. Microsoft executives deflected questions about how many jobs might be lost, but the company emphasized retention packages will be offered to Yahoo engineers and other key employees, including some executives.

The fate of Yahoo's brand also is unclear if Microsoft takes over. Both Ballmer and Kevin Johnson, president of Microsoft's platforms and services division, hailed Yahoo's strong brand value but didn't commit to keeping the name alive.


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If you want to blame the further push of adolescents onto "older" men then you have to blame it on two things.

1) The increase of broken families.  The rise of divorce and the increase of single mothers leads children (and not only men/boys) to have no father figure.  The family unit is strongest when based like a three legged stool (God, mother, and father).  God shows absolute Truth, father shows boys how to be men and to take responsibility, and mothers show sons to not settle for someone with only pretty looks but someone who is a true "woman".  Try sitting on a 3-legged stool with only 2 or even 1 leg.

2) The rise of radical feminism.  Let me first clarify, I think feminism is a good cause in the sense that women should have the right to vote, own property, be able to do anything a man can do.  However radical feminism came along and said, "We've been oppressed by men for so long that it's our turn to take over that role and for men to become our servants."  This turns the idea of what women want in men as being these "pouty, metrosexual men".  Yet when the women need protecting or someone to "man up" in the relationship they can't find it in the wussified man.  This also goes back to my first point and to quote Fight Club, "We are men raised by women".  Children emulate their parents, without a father what do you expect?  One of two extremes (for the most part).  Either someone who fights back harshly at the world because he has no sense of what his role as a man should be.  The other is a too meek and too mild guy who would not be good to have a relationship with because he'd probably spend more time in front of the mirror than his woman and the same thing would be said every day, "What do you want to do?  I don't know what do you want to do?  I don't care.  Just pick a place!  I don't care."

Women...you created this problem by turning men into girls and getting knocked up by men who leave you.  I don't know why you complain when this is the mess you made.  YOU clean it up.

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Wow, Corey, nice post.  That article is by far the biggest pile of drivel I've read in weeks.  Considering the number of IT ethics articles I've been forced to read lately, that's saying something.

Ms. Hymowitz makes an overgeneralized argument based on a largely fictional stereotype and attempts to stretch that stereotype over our entire generation.  Her trivial attempts to support her argument include such brilliant bits of wisdom as, "Maxim is selling well" and "Men prefer Victoria's Secret over serious drama."  Ya don't say?!

Of course we're getting married later in life.  Americans are living longer than ever before and that has led to each section of our lives being extended.  We live at home longer than we used to, we stay in school longer than we used to, we retire later than we used to, and so on.  Why is it any surprise that we're getting married at an older age than we did fifty years ago?

In addition to that, we've created a whole new stage of life between high school and our careers.  Instead of graduating (or dropping out in tenth grade) and moving straight into the workforce, we now go off to college for four years, find an entry-level job, and often go back to school for a graduate-level degree.  That takes time.  Even if you move into an MBA program immediately after college, you're going to be ~24 by the time you graduate.  After that, plan on spending at least two years finding a career-track job, moving to your permanent location, and all the rest of that "adult stuff" before you even think about dating for keeps.

I should also point out that the "immature" activities listed by Ms. Hymowitz weren't even available thirty years ago.  For instance, nobody played Halo 3 in 1970 because there was no such thing as a first-person shooter back then!  Who's to say that video games wouldn't have been popular amongst the 18-34 male segment in 1970 if they were available?

The only factoids espoused by Ms. Hymowitz were that men were getting married later in life than they did in the 70's.  Did you notice she failed to provide the same statistic for women?  Blaming this issue entirely on men is nothing more than misandry.  I love how sexism is perfectly acceptable and even "cute" or "empowering" when it takes the form of misandry, but if you flip the tables and make a misogynistic comment that disparages womanhood, you're the freakin' devil.

My favorite part of this article is found toward the end, where Ms. Hymowitz provides examples of immature men.  She can't be bothered to provide even the most trivial anecdote to support her argument.  Instead, she mentions fictional characters from a book and a movie.  I've not seen "Knocked Up," but I would assume it's about as valid a reference for this article as "Hackers" is for an IT security paper.

Here's my personal analysis of the paper:  Kay Hymowitz is either too fat, too ugly, or too feminist to have a chance with a decent man, and she's venting her anger on all men through this poorly contrived opinion article.  She needs to take off the beret, shave her armpits, and get with the twenty first century.

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I will go back to a quote someone in my psyc class told the bitch of an instructor, "The reason you aren't married isn't because of men being sexist.  It is because you are a frigid feminist bitch who feels anything with a penis is evil.  You always talk about your sister and say she is fat and has low self esteem because of it.  Well guess what, you also said she is happily married with kids.  Something to think about huh?"
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And then she failed him.

Another thing I have against feminists is what do you think you're doing when you say that stuff around people who want the classic fairy tale life?

A girl who wants a husband and kids, and maybe even think about staying home to help raise rightly, well mannered children.  Is that a bad and poor choice that woman has made because of the oppressive patriarch?  Is her cause any less noble to want that life and to have a husband and kids she can be proud of.  Is it horrible for her to say, "Ya know...my life may not be perfect but I support a husband and children and have raised up a good family that I can take pride in"?

I think radical feminism has hurt "woman-kind" more than anything else.  Women can be free and as sexually promiscuous as men are suppose to be...you have to be careful of the fallout.

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Wives submit to their husbands, and husbands submit to Christ. There won't be any oppressive male chauvinism or control over the woman if the man is truly wedded to Christ. He will love, respect, listen to, learn from, and treat her like a princess.

You get feminism going on, you throw off that biblical principle and order. Everyone was made with a specific purpose and calling, and I am not saying that women are under the boot of man, I am saying we are all part of the same Body of Christ and need to be obedient to God and what the Word tells us to do. Because He made us, and He knows whats best about how we both work together.

And guys who don't submit to God, you're going to be messed up. You think you're going to get away with treating someone badly? or living the way you are for long? Theres honor in meekness and humility. Meekness is not weakness. There's more strength in someone who steps back when someones has insulted them. There's more strength in turning the other cheek from a punch than responding with a punch of your own. There is more strength in remaining pure and diligent before God than just going on whatever impulse strikes your fancy.

Put your pride down and your ego down and get right with God. He's the one who made you to do something specific, perhaps something amazing. No matter what it is, do it gladly, and out of that you'll be blessed.


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Wow, very well said Briney.

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I really hate what this world is coming to.  Seriously, I'm forced to post twice in the same week links to articles completely devoid of any real research, simply a person spewing forth information with nearly no basis in reality.

This one takes the cake.  The author of this article not only regurgitates the same unfounded information (complete with brand new, spakly buzzwords) as Ms. Hymowitz but even goes so far as to quote the article.

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article3...

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I quizzed my sons, aged 10 and 13. “Are fathers playing these games alone, without their offspring as an excuse?” I asked. “Yes,” they said. “They buy them for their kids, then play them themselves.”



Did you know that 10 and 13 year olds are the best source for information on the planet?

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Seriously?  Who asks 10-13 y/o's questions with complicated words for that age like offspring?  Why not ask the husbands to see if maybe they are playing it to get closer to their kids...ya know...spend time with them and share a common interest?  Not to mention she took a poll of 2 kids and asked them to extrapolate based on their limited knowledge of being around other people's dads?

Also I think it's kinda age-ist to assume that video games can only be for young kids.  When video games first came out, yes they were pretty much played by the young age bracket.  Yet those kids are now in their 30 and guess what....they became fathers after the "moved out of their parent's basements" (/sarcasm).

But how about we reverse the "man-baby" catchphrase?  Women who constantly watch soap operas, Friends, and Sex in The City!  These "slut-women" feel like they are trapped by their oppressive "man-baby" and their "baby-babies" so they need to feel a sense of adventure where women are free to hook up with as many men as they can searching for the big "O" (ask your parents children).  Or be immersed in not even close to reality scripts where twins are separated at birth only to have one of them have amnesia and kill the other one because she was cheating on her step-son...only for it to be only a dream!

These "slut-women" are the only ones who watch shows like these and keep them alive.  Why don't they use their time better, like spending time with their children or cooking their husband a decent meal after they've berated him about being a oppressive male archetype by knocking them up after forcing them to marry him and burden her dreams by giving her children.

Someone punch this chick in her pirate vajay-jay and get it over with.

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That article is utter tripe.  We have yet another όber-feminist that is hellbent on tearing apart men because of some completely irrelevant trait that many of them share.

Guess what, Kate, this isn't 1970 and video games aren't just for kids anymore.  Video games have a higher gross income than movies, for crying out loud.

Just yesterday, I spent the day in Chicago doing some network maintenance at my employer's headquarters.  My boss and I went to lunch together, and guess what the conversation was:  Nintendo Wii.  He bought a Wii several months back and enjoys playing with his wife. 

I'd guess that both of them are in their early fifties.  Mind you, he's an extremely accomplished and incredibly intelligent executive who probably makes more money in a month than I make in a year.  Does he sound like a "childish" person to you, simply because he enjoys the occasional Wii game?  What a ridiculous statement.

Over the last fifteen years, video games have grown from childhood amusements to a new form of popular media.  There probably weren't many adults that bought Super Nintendo systems for themselves, but I'd wager the majority of the current consoles (Wii, PS3, XBox 360) were bought by adults for their own use.

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I think anyone who owns, plays, or even looks at a Wii is pretty childish...I mean come on...get a game system where you're not just controlling stick figures playing sports.

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You got a PS3 bob?  Damn, you are a consumer whore!

By the way, would you like some blue ray movies?  I got 3 of them free when I bought my TV and I don't think I am going to get a player anytime soon.

Also I can see rick with a Wii, he seems almost too normal to work for Iceberg.
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Its too bad that their "everyone can play" philosophy isn't fun and doesn't work.

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spanky wrote on Feb 6th, 2008 at 12:14pm:
You got a PS3 bob?  Damn, you are a consumer whore!


In my defense, the PS3 was a belated Christmas gift to Meredith and I from her brother and sister-in-law.  They're absolutely crazy.  It randomly landed on our doorstep last Wednesday and we had no idea it was coming.  It came with a free copy of Spiderman 3 on BluRay (that we haven't watched yet), but no games, and I don't have any cash in the game budget this week.  As such, I won't really have a chance to check it out until next week at the earliest.

I'm torn between buying Ratchet & Clank or Uncharted: Drake's Fortune.  Both look like spectacular games, but I never really read up on them because I didn't intend to buy a PS3 for a couple years.

You should see our entertainment center now.  It's packed from wall to wall with a VCR, DVD player, Wii, XBox 360, PS3, PS2, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Sega Genesis, and FC Twin (combined NES and SNES).  Sadly enough, I'm hoping to add a Sega CD and Sega 32X to the collection.  I have no idea where I'm going to put them.

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Just bring them over and watch them here next time you're in town.  You know you'll be buying a BluRay player eventually!

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oh wait.


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I wonder how many times Hitler has been used on the forums. And isn't there a rule that states that at some point Hitler will be mentioned in a thread... its inevitable?
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According to my search...the "H" word has only been mentioned 9 times here.

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You can have my sega CD if you want.  Never had any good games though.

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Was more thinking of you coming down here to get them...

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Dude, is it too late to be an art major?
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Wow, I really hope that was posted sarcastically!

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Hmm. How is that art? Judy Chicago already did something like this but was much more artistic about it. The Dinner Party its called, and its a huge banquet table with a bunch of plates that are vagina-shaped flowers.

You better believe she had a whole thing on female power, etc, to go with it.

Art.

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Ha!  I'd love to hear Ms. Chicago explain her rationality behind that piece.

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(CNN) -- Saudi Arabia has asked florists and gift shops to remove all red items until after Valentine's Day, calling the celebration of such a holiday a sin, local media reported Monday.

"As Muslims we shouldn't celebrate a non-Muslim celebration, especially this one that encourages immoral relations between unmarried men and women, " Sheikh Khaled Al-Dossari, a scholar in Islamic studies, told the Saudi Gazette, an English-language newspaper.

Every year, officials with the conservative Muslim kingdom's Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice clamp down on shops a few days before February 14, instructing them to remove red roses, red wrapping paper, gift boxes and teddy bears. On the eve of the holiday, they raid stores and seize symbols of love.

The virtue and vice squad is a police force of several thousand charged with, among other things, enforcing dress codes and segregating the sexes. Saudi Arabia, which follows a strict interpretation of Islam called Wahhabism, punishes unrelated women and men who mingle in public.

Ahmed Al-Omran, a university student in Riyadh, told CNN that the government decision will give the international media another reason to make fun of the Saudis "but I think that we got used to that by now."

"I think what they are doing is ridiculous," said Al-Omran, who maintains the blog 'Saudi Jeans.' "What the conservatives in this country need to learn is something called 'tolerance.' If they don't see the permissibility of celebrating such an occasion, then fine -- they should not celebrate it. But they have to know they have no right to impose their point of view on others."

Because of the ban on red roses, a black market has flowered ahead of Valentine's Day. Roses that normally go for five Saudi riyal ($1.30) fetch up to 30 riyal ($8) on February 14, the Saudi Gazette said.

"Sometimes we deliver the bouquets in the middle of the night or early morning, to avoid suspicion," one florist told the paper.

Saudi Arabia has often come under criticism for its treatment of women, most recently in a United Nations report that blasted the kingdom for widespread discrimination. Under Saudi law, women are subject to numerous restrictions, including a prohibition against driving and a requirement that they get a man's permission to travel or have surgery.

A businesswoman told the Times of London this month that she was detained and strip-searched by the religious police for holding a meeting in a coffee shop with male colleagues.

Two years ago, a teenager was raped by seven men who found her alone with a man unrelated to her. The government sentenced the 19-year-old woman to 200 lashes and six months in prison for being in the company of a man who wasn't a family member or her husband. She was later pardoned. The seven rapists were sentenced to two to nine years in prison.


Go, go, super Muslims!  All of the moderates in Saudi Arabia just cross the border into Bahrain for their whorin' and drinkin', because Allah apparently can't see across the highway.

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So Bahrain is their mexico?

Good thing God can't see what happens in mexico.
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Ya but the Virgin Mary always seems to pop up in trees, pieces of French toast, to little kids, in the wood stains of doors, in clouds, etc.

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How much compensation does a consumer deserve for the loss of a laptop computer loaded with personal information? Raelyn Campbell figures it’s $54 million -- if you throw in a little extra for lost time and frustration.

Six months after bringing a damaged laptop computer into a Best Buy electronics store for repairs, and three months after the firm admitted losing it, Campbell filed the whopper of a lawsuit recently in Washington, D.C., Superior Court.


Best Buy has told Campbell that her demands are unreasonable, and has tried to settle for far less. But Campbell said she didn’t start out making astronomical demands. Months of stalling and brush-offs by the company led her to the drastic measures, she said.

Best Buy spokeswoman Nissa French said the company couldn’t comment on Campbell’s story, citing the ongoing litigation. A lawyer for Best Buy did not return phone calls or e-mails.

When Campbell bought her new laptop in 2006 at a Best Buy store near her D.C. home, she said a clerk talked her into paying $300 for an extended warranty. She thought that was a fortunate choice when the computer's on/off switch broke about a year later.

In May, she brought the computer back to the store and was told repairs would take two to six weeks. That wasn't terribly convenient for Campbell, who works for a nonprofit Asia research firm and travels frequently overseas.

But six weeks turned out to be a wildly optimistic estimate.

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By late August, when she returned from a trip to Asia, she still had heard nothing from the company and started to get anxious. Her Aug. 24 complaint letter to the firm was filled with exasperation.

“On July 11, I contacted the (store’s) helpline and was instructed by ‘Agent David Goodfellow’ that it would be ‘ready within days,’” she wrote to the firm in a letter dated Aug. 24. “I called the service line again on July 19, and was told by a female agent that the computer appeared to be at the ‘Louisville Services Center since July 4.’ On July 25, I called again and spoke to Brenda, who transferred me to Daniel. Daniel confirmed that a ‘part had just been ordered. It should leave Louisville soon.’ …When I heard nothing further, I called yet again on Aug. 7 and spoke with Ashley. When she could not confirm any additional information, I asked to speak to a manager. I was told the manager, ‘Marsha,’ was in a meeting. I asked her to call ASAP. My call was not returned, so I called again on Aug. 9. I explained the whole situation yet again to ‘Cicero,’ who indicated that there seemed to be a problem.”

The problem was severe: “It never appears to have left the store,” she recounted Cicero as telling her. A few days later, he called back and admitted that the computer had been lost. The way she sees it, the other company clerks had been lying to her all along.

Cicero was considerate, Campbell said, and told her she would be compensated. But two weeks passed, and she hadn’t heard anything from the company.
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After several more weeks of fruitless phone calls, she received an offer she calls insulting: $900 for her trouble -- in the form of a store gift card. Her blood boiled. She had paid more than $1,100 for the computer and the warranty. And she’d also lost thousands dollars worth of music and thousands of irreplaceable photos.

"It wouldn't even cover the cost of replacing the computer, let alone the software, or my time,” she said of the gift card offer. “And why would I want to go spend money at their store again after the way I was treated?"

Campbell rejected the offer, instead demanding $2,100 in cash. She said her request went unanswered. In October, she urged family and friends to write to the store saying they wouldn't shop there until the matter was resolved. To her surprise, the store's general manager, Robert Delissio, replied to two of them.

"For every customer that has had an unpleasant experience I can show you hundreds who have had a great experience. I have been in retail for a long time and the one conclusion I have come to is that not every customer can be satisfied," he wrote in an e-mail supplied by Campbell. "Does my store have opportunities? Absolutely! What I can say is that we strive to deliver the experience that every customer deserves to receive."

Delissio didn’t respond to requests from msnbc.com to discuss the situation; Best Buy wouldn't comment on the authenticity of the note.

Her frustration mounting, Campbell contacted the Washington, D.C., attorney general's office, which in turn contacted the store. In November, the store increased its compensation offer, this time offering a $1,100 refund to her credit card and a $500 gift card.

A bigger problem: ID theft
At the same time, she visited a legal aid office and was asked by a lawyer there whether she had any personal information on the computer?

"Of course I did," she replied. "My tax returns were on there."

Campbell was informed that she had a bigger problem than a lost computer – the potential for identity theft. She also learned that Best Buy was in violation of the district's security breach notification law, which requires companies that have lost a consumer's data to tell them. To date, she has not received that notification.

Campbell immediately enrolled in a $10-a-month identity theft monitoring service.

She also had reached the limit of her patience. In November, she filed her $54 million lawsuit against Best Buy -- by herself, without legal representation.

The amount intentionally echoes another lawsuit that made headlines last year -- a case involving a D.C. judge who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million over a lost pair of pants. That case was eventually dismissed.
Campbell freely admits she picked the same amount in an effort to attract media attention.

The lawsuit apparently got company's attention, too. On Dec. 20, it offered $2,500 -- in addition to the refund and the gift card -- if she would withdraw her lawsuit and sign a confidentiality agreement.

But that's not enough, Campbell said, because she has yet to hear any explanation for the lost computer.

"It shouldn't take a $54 million lawsuit to motivate Best Buy to address these issues," she said. Her initial offer to settle for $2,100 has been withdrawn because her expenses have risen, including time spent filing a police report and consulting with lawyers about her case, she said. Concerns about identity theft also add to her potential damages, she said.

Wants an explanation
While Campbell has no expectation she will win a multimillion-dollar judgment, she feels she is entitled to damages related to store negligence and an "explanation as to how my computer could have been stolen from a secure area" of the store.

She also wants a promise from the company that it will train employees on privacy issues and on procedures for preventing loss or theft of returned items.

“I can't help but wonder how many other people have had their computer stolen (or) lost by Best Buy and then been bullied into accepting lowball compensation offers for replacement expenses and no compensation for identity theft protection expenses,” she said.


$54 million?  Wow, it's not like they lost a pair of her favorite pants or something!

For what it's worth, I certainly hope she gets a reasonable judgment in this case.  Best Buy's customer service is known to be among the worst in the industry.

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I would say give her a new lapper with some free software and tell her to STFU!
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That's what she originally asked for.  Best Buy refused to offer even that.  If Best Buy loses a customer's PC, the very least they can do is apologize and offer up a comparably priced replacement.

If Best Buy can't even offer that basic level of customer support, they deserve to get hit in the wallet.  $54 million is way, way over the limits of reasonability, but that woman deserves to be compensated for her time.  $10,000 sounds good to me.

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I can kinda see where you're coming from with 54 mill. being too high but just think if she is awarded that.  Best Buy would actually change in how it deals with customers and their electronics.  If you go to www.consumerist.com and in the search area type in Best Buy...you'll see how "great" their customer service is.

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BY ROSALIND ROSSI Education Reporter rrossi@suntimes.com

Angry Chicago Latino parents threatened Tuesday to keep their kids home on test day next month if state education officials insist on giving students who are still learning English an achievement test in English.

Facing threats of federal sanctions, state officials were ordered last October to give the same state tests native English speakers take to some 60,000 Illinois public school kids who haven’t yet mastered English.

During a news conference Tuesday at the Logan Square Neighborhood Association, about two dozen Latino parents charged that the test mandate is “unfair,’’ “anti-immigrant’’ and “anti-bilingual education.’’

They were joined by State Sen. Iris Martinez (D-Chicago), who said the federal government was “trying to take this program [bilingual education] away from us’’ by forcing children to take a test in English before they are fluent.

“This is a way of attacking children who don’t understand the language,’’ said Martinez, who is pushing a resolution to delay the test for a year.

Previously, Illinois kids in bilingual education programs for less than three years took an alternative state test in English.

But last October federal education officials ruled that test did not meet federal No Child Left Behind standards. They ordered Illinois bilingual education students who have been in public schools for more than a year to take the same tests native English speakers take, starting March 3.

Speaking through a Spanish-English translator, parent Erika Soto said her third-grade daughter is “very smart, but because of this test, she is going to be labeled a failure. So how is she going to feel?’’

Parents raised their hands in agreement Tuesday when asked if they would keep their children home rather than have them take the new test.

“We have to push them to pay attention and if this is the way to get them to pay attention, I will do it,’’ said Leticia Barrera, parent of a Monroe Elementary third grader.

Barrera’s daughter, Arely, said she did poorly on practice tests, and is worried she’ll tank the real thing.

“I’m scared,’’ said Arely, age 9. “I think I’m going to fail. I’m not prepared to do the test.’’

State education officials have crafted a long list of test accommodations, including more time, having proctors read directions aloud in students’ native language, and allowing proctors to transcribe student answers in English to questions that require written responses.

Schools choose the accommodations they want to use, but they must provide the proctors and get them trained first.

Barbara Radner, director of DePaul University’s Center for Urban Education, questioned how proctors could transcribe student answers to math questions that often require kids to draw or graph an answer. How can they read aloud to a class a bunch of test questions that not every student may answer at the same pace, she wondered.

“How many hours is this going to take?’’ asked Radner. “We have here Exhibit A of what’s wrong with No Child Left Behind.’’

Officials from Chicago Public Schools, Cicero District 99 and Schaumburg District 54 sent an angry letter to state education officials late Monday, demanding, at a minimum, that kids who are still learning English be allowed to answer written questions in their native language.

The new test mandate, according to the letter, is “patently unfair and damaging to students, teachers and schools. It puts administrative interests ahead of the needs of children and that is bureaucracy at its worst.’’


So their threat is to keep their kids home?  Why not bring them all the way home...to like...Mexico...where they really belong.  And if they're not all illegal...then let their kids be morons and then try and get a job in the real world without speaking English.

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I heard McDonald's is hiring.

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I disagree,  I think the parents might have a valid point.  Most people I know have to take several years of college spanish to become bilingual and these 3rd graders are getting tested on English (the most nonsensical language of all) after only one year.  Although it doesn't say what the consequences for failing the test are, we know they are already in a bilingual program and they are in the process of learning english, so I don't even really see what the big deal is about. 

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It use to be you needed to know English to get into this country so I don't see what's the gripe about.  You're either born here and have learned up to 3rd grade English...or you've immigrated and supposedly learned the language.  You shouldn't gripe if your family only speaks Spanish at home and encourages no English talking at home.
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I have to agree with Stewie on this one.  Outside of a handful of very rare circumstances, you must be able to pass the TOEFL (Test of English as a Foreign Language) to be granted citizenship.  If you're a first generation immigrant, you should be able to understand basic English.

On the other hand, if you're a natural born American citizen, there is absolutely no excuse for you to not know English.  Period.  If the parents of these children never bothered to speak English to or around the child, they should be taking 100% of the blame for the situation their child is in.  Their kid shouldn't be getting special treatment due to their incompetence.

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I approve of this statement.

Now instead of a fence we need a maze that you can only solve through reading the instructions in English.  And just think of the boobie traps you could have!
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Heh, you said boobie!

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If you had instructions in English and let everyone is America try to go through it...you'd loose about 1/6 of the population...maybe more!

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WATER WOES: National's Jacqui Dean is the latest MP to fall for a hoax, calling for a ban on "dihydrogen monoxide" - or water.

Ms Dean, the MP for Otago, a leading proponent of a ban on party pills, appears to have been duped by a letter from a constituent asking her to raise the issue of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO).

A letter, signed by Ms Dean and sent to Associate Health Minister Jim Anderton, the minister in charge of drug policy, last month, asked if the Expert Advisory Committee on Drugs had a view on banning the "drug".

Mr Anderton yesterday took the opportunity to rub Ms Dean's nose in the embarrassing blunder.

He said dihydrogen monoxide "may have been described to her as colourless, odourless, tasteless and causing the death of uncounted thousands of people every year, and withdrawal from which, for those who become dependent on it, means certain death.

"I had to respond that the experts had no intention of doing so."

It is not the first time MPs have had a brush with the hoax substance.

In 2001 a staffer in Green MP Sue Kedgley's office responded to a request for support for a campaign to ban dihydrogen monoxide by saying she would be "absolutely supportive of the campaign to ban this toxic substance" if she had enough time, which she did not.

National used the letter to try and embarrass the Greens - who were at the time waging a campaign against genetic engineering - as scientifically illiterate.

Wikipedia says the hoax has been running since 1989 with the aim of illustrating how a lack of scientific knowledge and an exaggerated analysis can lead to misplaced fears.

It was initiated by three University of California Santa Cruz students and gained widespread public attention in 1997 when a 14-year-old student, Nathan Zohner, gathered petitions to ban DHMO as the basis of a science project, titled "How Gullible Are We?".


I've seen this done in America too...so many people were signing petitions to ban it.  I've also seen the same thing but to end women's suffrage.  Hilarious and sad at the same time.

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If you think 5/6th's of the population can follow basic written directions, you've never driven through Chicago during rush hour.

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If you're up for a good read, check out this thread on a Mustang Cobra forum...

http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=459242

Some scammer in California ripped off a cop from Kentucky (I think).  So he go on the police portion of the SVT Performance forum and asked some of his buddies in CA to help him out.  The thread is absolutely hilarious!

Make sure you read through at least page seven!  SVT's forum is getting knocked silly, so if you get a 404 or database error, reload or try again later.  It's worth it!

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BERLIN - A woman in Germany who became pregnant after an online sex auction has won a court battle to force the Web site that hosted the sale to reveal the names of the winners, so she can find out who's the father.

Six different men won Internet auctions to have sex with the woman in April and May last year. They were only known to her by their online names, a spokesman for a court in the southwestern city of Stuttgart said on Wednesday.

"The woman wanted to discover which one of the men had made her pregnant," the spokesman said. "So she needed their contact details. Of course, if they're not willing to go along with the gene test, she'll have to take them to court."

The woman asked the site's operator to reveal the true identity of the men, but it refused, citing a confidentiality clause in its terms and conditions.

The court ruled in her favor, saying the child's right to know who its father was took precedence.

The court declined to give the woman's age and nationality.


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We're not going to have the Blu-Ray/HD-DVD format war to kick around anymore. This morning, Toshiba announced that it would stop making HD DVD players and recorders, a surrender that yields the market to the rival Blu-Ray format.

A statement on Toshiba's Web site attributed the decision to "recent major changes in the market," which is a grotesquely understated way of stating that movie studios, video rental stores and electronics retailers had spent the last month and a half pounding nails in HD DVD's coffin.

First, Warner Home Video announced in early January that it would stop releasing new titles in both HD DVD and Blu-ray. A month later, NetFlix also said it would drop HD DVD, news which was followed quickly by Best Buy's decision to promote Blu-ray over HD DVD And just last week, Wal-Mart said it would boot HD DVD players and titles from its stores.

It's hard to imagine that HD DVD could once have been the favored contender. It did, after all, reach stores months before Blu-ray--and did so with dramatically cheaper players. Microsoft had even anointed it as the high-def disc format of the future. But after that head start, most of HD DVD's best features were either unexploited or unadvertised:

* HD DVD backers repeatedly touted the lower manufacturing costs of its discs, but customers never saw that alleged advantage show up in store prices.

* HD DVD allowed movie studios to release "hybrid" discs--a regular DVD on one side, an HD DVD on the other--that would work in current and future players, but studios either neglected that or reserved it only for some titles.

* HD DVD discs were supposed to provide a "managed copy" of a movie to a computer, but squabbles between the format's developers and movie studios prevented that feature from being activated.

* HD DVD did away with the "region codes" that stop you from playing a DVD bought overseas in most players purchased in the U.S., but this unequivocally customer-friendly feature was only ever mentioned in passing by HD DVD backers. Ditto HD DVD's slightly more lenient copying restrictions.

* You could buy a Toshiba laptop with an HD DVD recorder drive at a non-exorbitant price, but standalone HD DVD video recorders for use with a TV never made their way into U.S. stores.

So now we have the more expensive format, with less backwards compatibility and with more stringent usage restrictions. I can't quite feel like celebrating.

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/fasterforward/2008/02/hasta_la_vista_hd_dvd.html


It's sad to see HD-DVD die.  I was really hoping it would emerge as the dominant standard and squash Blu-Ray into the ground.

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So because one company stopped making players it is the end of the road for HD DVD?

I will buy a blue ray player as soon as they drop below $100.

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You mean the company that invented HD DVD?

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spanky wrote on Feb 19th, 2008 at 3:29pm:
So because one company stopped making players it is the end of the road for HD DVD?


If that company is Toshiba, then yes.  HD-DVD is just as much Toshiba's baby as Blu-Ray is Sony's baby.  If memory servers, Toshiba manufactured almost 80% of HD-DVD players.

As much as I hate to admit it, HD-DVD is now officially dead.

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Why buy a Blu-Ray player when you could just buy a PS3 instead?

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Seriously, I hope you are in a tragic smelting accident.

...seriously

I have no need for a PS3 though.  Getting one would be like setting fire to $400...but without the cool show of setting something on fire.

Right now I have the best DVD player money ($40 specifically) can buy...and it rocks.
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spanky wrote on Feb 19th, 2008 at 4:56pm:
Right now I have the best DVD player money ($40 specifically) can buy...and it rocks.


I bet mine is bigger.

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Suuuuuure, mine is thin as all hell but so freaking long it almost doesn't fit in the TV stand...just like my...


I kid, it is also short!
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Reply #1532 - Feb 20th, 2008 at 4:19pm
 
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Watermark Contained Abe Lincoln's Portrait


MESA, Ariz. -- A 37-year-old Mesa man who tried to buy a watch with two counterfeit $100 bills containing a watermark of Abraham Lincoln was arrested on forgery charges, police said.

Scott Martin fought with the owner of the store on Saturday after the shopkeeper confronted him about the counterfeit bills, a court document said.

The owner stunned Martin with a Taser, KPHO-TV in Phoenix reported.


When fire rescue personnel arrived, they cut off Martin's shirt to treat him, and three more counterfeit $100 bills fell out, the document said.

In addition, two more fake $100 bills and one counterfeit $20 bill were found under Martin's armpit, officers said.

An officer who examined the $100 bills found several of them had matching serial numbers besides Lincoln's image, which is found on $5 bills.

During the course of his treatment, Martin told authorities he had swallowed a bag of meth.

Detectives said they discovered Martin was out on bond for charges involving other counterfeit $100 bills in Apache Junction.


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Wow, I think this guy wins the Internet.  How incredibly retarded do you have to be to try to pass off a $100 bill with Lincoln's face on it?

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Reply #1533 - Feb 20th, 2008 at 4:19pm
 
http://gizmodo.com/358648/leaked-riaa-training-video-for-prosecuters-find-pirate...

If you're a pirate you're also a drug dealer, a murderer, and a terrorist!

I can't believe RIAA can says this with a straight face.

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Reply #1534 - Feb 20th, 2008 at 4:45pm
 
Well it said the bills had the Lincoln watermark and not the picture.  So I can see while on drugs how this might have seemed like a good plan.


Beer gives me all types of good ideas!
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Reply #1535 - Feb 21st, 2008 at 3:39pm
 
41 Hilarious Science Fair Exhibits:

http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/

Here are some of my favorites:


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Reply #1536 - Feb 21st, 2008 at 4:33pm
 
Do you still have the calculator bomb?


We only have pi seconds before it goes off!!!

Meth is wack, that's why I do crack.

HAHA, did you see the project named "Is bigger always better?"...the caption for it was "Ask your mother."
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Reply #1537 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 12:48pm
 
Nah, I dismantled the Bobulator (the original source of my PC's name) shortly after I built it because I needed the power supply for something.  It's a pity.  Speaking of old school...

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By Guy Dixon
23 February 2008 09:56AM

AOL has released its last ever update for Netscape Navigator and is encouraging its remaining users to switch to Flock or Firefox..

"Users will see the following major upgrade notice, released as Netscape 9.0.0.6," said Tom Drapeau, director of AOL's Netscape brand, in a company blog.

"When the Netscape 9.0.0.6 upgrade is accepted and run, the following notice will appear, denoting the end of support date and the recommendations of Flock and Firefox."

The pop-up offers users download links to a choice of the Flock or Mozilla's Firefox browser.

Netscape diehards will be able to stick with the browser by clicking 'Remind me later' and 'Stay with Netscape' buttons. But as of the end of February no further updates or security patches will be added.

Nearly 14 years after the once mighty browser made its first desktop appearance as Mosaic Netscape 0.9, its disappearance comes as little surprise.

Although Netscape accounted for more than 80 per cent of the browser market in 1995, the arrival of Microsoft's Internet Explorer in the same year brought stiff competition and surpassed Netscape within three years.

At the end of 2007, Drapeau announced that AOL would stop development of the browser and would end support on 1 February.

Drapeau gave Netscape a one-month reprieve at the end of last month citing the need for more time to finish migration tools.


Am I the only one that thought Netscape died years ago?

Holy crap, I remember using Netscape 3.0 on my Windows 95 machine.  It had a whopping 8MB of RAM and a 100MHz Pentium CPU.  Those were the good ol' days of Web magazine InfoSeek/Yahoo ruling the Interwebs.

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Reply #1538 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 1:10pm
 
Netscape had one of the best email programs for quite some time...plus you didn't get an annoying guy bothering you that you had mail/spam.

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Reply #1539 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 1:38pm
 
Ok time for angry eyes... Angry

I am looking to do a fairly large purchase for this summer.  Because of this I figured why not get a loan...sounds easy, right?  Well I go in last wednesday and tell them what I would like to do, eventually we come to an agreement and I submit the application.  Late thursday I get a call that I have been approved and because I was out with a customer I said I would be in monday to sign paperwork and get the check.

Now on to today.  I show up and everything is peachy.  We talk for about 20 mins and I go to sign and she asks where my co-signer is.  I told her that I had said multiple times wednesday and thursday when I called in that I would not have one and that I would be doing this on my own.  After a couple phone calls she informs me that I have now been denied for the loan. 

Without breaking anything or screaming I politely ask why.  She tells me that they don't think I would pay it back.  Now I ask for a smaller loan and plan on wiping out all my savings to cover said purchase.  They don't think I will pay back a $3k loan.  I asked them how a person with perfect credit and making good money couldn't pay that back.  Her answer was that it wasn't that I couldn't afford to pay it back, they figured I just wouldn't.

After that I talked with her manager who also said they assume anyone under the age of 25 will not pay any sort of loan back.  With that I told the national city people to lick my balls and emptied my checking and savings accounts.

Now I am sitting at work with way too much money on me and wondering what bank I should start a checking account with...
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Reply #1540 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 1:50pm
 
You could sue for age discrimination.  Ask for them in writing why you were turned down and see if you can't get some free money from them.  You could always do business with a more local bank.

I do think you got hosed though.

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Reply #1541 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 2:02pm
 
Screw sueing them.  The voices in my head are telling me to start fires.


urge to kill growing...


On a side note, I spoke with fifth third and they already called me back saying yes without a co-signer.  Purchase is still a go!
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Reply #1542 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 2:09pm
 
I didn't know those life-like sex dolls were so expensive.

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Reply #1543 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 2:13pm
 
They get that way when you buy five at a time.

I gots my own orgy!


(...what do you mean have I ever been to an orgy?  I just got back from an orgy!)
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Reply #1544 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 3:05pm
 
Well, Real Dolls aren't all that expensive by themselves.  It's all the options Craig tacked on that jacked up the price.  Extra cleaning kit?  $250.  Dark Elf voice?  $1,250.  "It's a Girl" postcards, $50.  Wedding dress?  $2,500.

So when are you buying the car?  Do you have a specific one in mind?

On a serious note, National City really did screw you.  For what it's worth, I got the finger from CitiBank about a year ago when I applied for private student loans.  Without a cosigner, CitiBank wanted 16.25% interest.  Mind you, I have excellent credit with a lengthy credit history (including prior student loans) and had absolutely no debt.  They said I was "high risk" because I was 23.

I showed them my consistent salary history and provided documents that showed that I paid off my car two years ahead of schedule and my student loans four years ahead of schedule.  They refused to budge.

I told them I could finance my education on a credit card for a lower rate than what they were offering, and I invited them to blow me.  They declined.

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Reply #1545 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 3:11pm
 
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So when are you buying the car?


Around.....now.

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Do you have a specific one in mind?


Maybe....but no pics until it is legally mine and I get at least 2 coats of wax on it!

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If I would have found a cosigner national city was going to offer me 16.3%...But I got 12.8% from fifth third.   Cheesy

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Come on bob...that is a $700 option and you know it.
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Reply #1546 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 4:22pm
 
spanky wrote on Feb 25th, 2008 at 3:11pm:
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So when are you buying the car?


Around.....now.


Isn't it a bit frosty yet to buy a car?


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If I would have found a cosigner national city was going to offer me 16.3%...But I got 12.8% from fifth third.   Cheesy


12.8% on a car loan?  You know the national average for a 36-month used car loan is 7.37%, right?

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Come on bob...that is a $700 option and you know it. [/quote]

Hey, it's been a long time since I bought my...

...never mind.

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Reply #1547 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 4:59pm
 
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You are correct sir.  Yet car loans only apply to cars less than 5 years old.  Since the car I am buying is a touch older than that I have to get a bumrape personal loan.
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Reply #1548 - Feb 25th, 2008 at 5:59pm
 
I hadn't thought about that.  When I took out a loan for the Jeep of Doom, it was only 7 years old.

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Reply #1549 - Feb 26th, 2008 at 2:16pm
 
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Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman:

Reveal how much your car cost.

Clean your gun.

Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).

Refer to your mother as your best friend.

Rap.

Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter.

Question our footwear.

Blow-dry your hair.

Tip less than 20 percent.

Celebrity impressions.

Impressions of us.

Forget to carry cash.

Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.

Wii.

Boot and rally.

Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for.

Talk about former exploits. Ever.

Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.  

Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)


Ouch!  I have done 10 of those!

Nevermind...9.  I used bitch, slut, tramp, and whore in the same sentence describing bob one time...but he doesn't count as a woman.
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Reply #1550 - Feb 26th, 2008 at 2:30pm
 
Have you been reading Cosmopolitan again?   Huh

For what it's worth, one of the things that led to Mere and I hooking up initially was a mutual interest in video games.

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Reply #1551 - Feb 26th, 2008 at 2:34pm
 
Our front office lady emailed that to us...guess she was trying to make a point or something.  I usually space out when she talks.

And it is a proven fact women don't play video games. (brains are 30% smaller and they can't figure them out)
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Reply #1552 - Feb 26th, 2008 at 5:05pm
 
That's probably why so many women like Katamari.  I never understood what was so appealing about rolling up a bunch of crap into a ball.

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Reply #1553 - Feb 27th, 2008 at 8:28am
 
That's just practice for housecleaning!!
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Reply #1554 - Feb 27th, 2008 at 8:36am
 
I guess it really goes hand-in-hand with Cookin' Mama then.  Or, as I prefer to call it, Virtual Wife Training Simulator.

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Reply #1555 - Feb 28th, 2008 at 11:53am
 
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28 February 2008 02:37PM

The goal of 100 Gbps Ethernet transmission is closer to reality with the announcement Wednesday that Alcatel-Lucent researchers have recorded an optical transmission record along with three photonic integrated circuits.

In papers presented at the Optical Fiber Communication Conference and Exposition/National Fiber Optic Engineers Conference (OFC/NFOEC), Alcatel-Lucent researchers disclosed research that they believe will likely pave the way to successful implementation of the very high speed transmissions. "Several new technologies were used," the firm said in a statement, "including a highly linear, balanced optoelectronic photoreceiver and an ultra-compact, temperature-insensitive coherent mixer."

Carried out by researchers in Bell Labs in Villarceaux, France, the successful transmission of 16.4 Tbps of optical data over 2,550 km was assisted by Alcatel's Thales' III-V Lab and Kylia, an optical solution company. The researchers utilized 164 wavelength-division multiplexed channels modulated at 100-Gbps in the effort.

Also accepted at the OFC/NFOEC conference were three papers from researchers at Bell Labs in Holmdel, N.J. The three papers describe the development of three photonic integrated circuits designed to achieve 100 Gbps with high spectral efficiency.

The three papers described the development of different components useful in achieving 100 Gbps, including an integrated high-speed receiver, a dual-polarization modulator, and another modulator used for systems with extremely high spectral efficiency.

"These breakthroughs highlight the depth and breadth of the work done by Bell Labs researchers in optical networking and physical technologies around the world, and show how they must constantly improve and innovate across various technical areas to pave the way to the future of communications," George Rittenhouse, Bell Labs research VP, said in a statement.


Wow, imagine the pr0n movies you could download with that!

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Reply #1556 - Feb 28th, 2008 at 2:26pm
 
This is much needed technology.  I can't tell you how many times I 'finish' before the movie is even done downloading.

Stupid previews that show too much...
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Reply #1557 - Feb 28th, 2008 at 5:08pm
 
Lucky you.  I don't even get the disc into the DVD player.

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Reply #1558 - Feb 28th, 2008 at 5:33pm
 
I finish when I see the satin curtain and the over 21 only sign with all those sexy star shapes on it...

ooooo...ahhhh...and I'm spent.

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Reply #1559 - Feb 28th, 2008 at 9:23pm
 
If nothing else, it saves you the cover charge.

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Cover charge?

I use my 1337 skillz to find pr0n for free on the interweb!
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Georgia's elementary school children will be weighed and measured twice a year by school officials under a bill that passed the Senate Friday.

The legislation requires schools to track kids' body mass index, a combination of height and weight used to determine whether the child is healthy. The bill, sponsored by Sen. Joseph Carter (R-Tifton) requires that schools post the aggregate BMI information on their Web sites and follow state regulations on offering physical education classes.

Carter said the bill would work much like test scores, with schools reporting their data so parents could check out how they measure up to other area schools. Children would be weighed in a confidential office setting and their personal data would not become public, he said.

"Sally, step into the office, step up on the scale, that's about as invasive as it gets," he said. More than one in three kids in Georgia is overweight, he said. "The presence of childhood obesity is staggering."

Arkansas was the first state to implement such a rule, in 2003. The bill, which mirrors legislation in several other states, passed 37 to 13 after a heated debate.

Sen. Preston Smith (R-Rome) said "the long arm of the government" should stop reaching into peoples' private lives.

He said worries that schools' will pressure children to lose weight and stigmatize them, mimicking what he worried school officials would say: "Come on, pick it up fat kid, we're not going to get money if you don't!""

As he left the podium, refusing to engage in a debate, Sen. Renee Unterman (R-Buford) who supports the bill, shouted "chicken!" at him.

It's not the first time lawmakers have tried to take up childhood obesity. Carter introduced a bill in 2006 that would have required more PE for Georgia elementary and middle schoolers, but the measure failed.


Shouldn't Georgia be more concerned about teaching their kids to read and thus bring their state into the top 25 states for literacy rather than making kids conform to a media induced "correct" body type?  Ok so they weigh the kids...will the next laws force the kids to loose weight?  I'm all for having schools have gym and get kids to work out...but do we really need more laws to tell us that?  Is GA next going to write a law making the drinking of poison illegal?

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Reply #1562 - Mar 1st, 2008 at 4:06pm
 
It's Georgia, what do you expect?

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http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/march2008/030308Cameraman.htm

Just one of the many reasons why the mayor and the rest of Detroit needs to be burned to ashes, the waters rise up, and carry the ashes to the sea.

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Everyone knows that if someone catches you on camera it will steal your soul.

Do you want your soul stolen? ...HUH, do ya?
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That's why I keep my soul in a safety deposit box.

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Reply #1566 - Mar 3rd, 2008 at 4:55pm
 
Do you keep it next to corys dignity?

Sorry cory I had to go there.
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Reply #1567 - Mar 3rd, 2008 at 10:14pm
 
No, I keep Corey's dignity under my pillow.  He's been trying to steal it back for years, so I keep it close by in case he tries to Ninja it from me in the middle of the night.

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"And all the people perceived the thunderings, and the lightnings, and the voice of the horn, and the mountain smoking." Thus the book of Exodus describes the impressive moment of the giving of the Torah on Mount Sinai.

The "perceiving of the voices" has been interpreted endlessly since these words were first written. When Professor Benny Shanon, professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, reads the verse, he recalls a powerful hallucinatory experience he had when he visited the Amazon and drank a potion made from a plant called ayahuasca.
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"One of the things that happens when you drink the potion is a visual experience created via sounds," he says.

Shanon presents a provocative theory in an article published this week in the philosophy journal Time and Mind. The religious ceremonies of the Israelites included the use of psychotropic materials that can found in the Negev and Sinai, he says. "I have no direct proof of this interpretation," and such proof cannot be expected, he says. However, "it seems logical that something was altered in people's consciousness. There are other stories in the Bible that mention the use of plants: for example, the tree of the knowledge of good and evil in the Garden of Eden."

Shanon, former head of the Hebrew University psychology department, said his first experience with ayahuasca was in 1991 when he was invited to a religious ceremony in the northern Amazon in 1991 in Brazil. "I experienced visions that had spiritual-religious connotations," he says. Since that time, he has used it hundreds of times, and has published a book about the plant.

"Hypotheses have been around for 20 years connecting the beginning of religions with psychoactive materials," Shanon says. He believes the Israelites used two plants in Sinai and the Negev: one of them is wild rue, a hallucinogen used by the Bedoin to this day. However this plant is not identified with any plant mentioned in the Bible.

The acacia tree also has psychedelic properties, Shanon says, which the Israelites could have used. The acacia is mentioned frequently in the Bible, and was the type of wood of which the Ark of the Covenant was made. According to Shanon, he drank a potion prepared from a species of acacia while he was in South America, which caused similar experiences to those produced by the ayahuasca.

Shanon also sees signs of a hallucinogenic vision in the story of the burning bush.

"Moses 'looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed,'" Shanon quotes from Exodus 3:2. Time passes differently when under the influence of the plant, he notes. "That's why Moses thought the bush was not consumed. It should have been burned in the time he thought had passed. And in that time, he heard God speaking to him."

"But not everyone who uses a plant like this brings the Torah," Shanon concedes. "For that, you have to be Moses."


I love how you can make any claim you want and it makes the news.  How come though it only seems like anything made to try to explain anything in The Bible gets ink?  Jesus didn't really die he just fell asleep on the cross after being beaten and nails shoved into his hands and feet and being hung from a cross for hours.  Moses didn't really part the Red Sea, he and the Jews only got lucky cause at that precise moment the sands rose up and the water receded and when the Egyptians came the sand went away.

So when this theory comes out I have to wonder just what makes this a news story and even remotely science.  Sure you can have a theory.  Like I could say that an all powerful Being is the "thing" that spoke to Moses.  Mine is actually backed up with more proof than this hack does.  Why doesn't the media report on "Supreme Being Spoke To Moses...details at 11!"?

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That's just retarded.  That entire article is made of fail.

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Reply #1570 - Mar 4th, 2008 at 2:50pm
 
Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons and father of adventure roleplaying games, has passed away.   Cry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax

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Reply #1571 - Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:14pm
 
We need to get a D&D game going.

I should be back up there sometime...
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Thanks, that really narrows it down.

I'd love to get my D&D on.  Just give me some advance notice and I'll make it happen.

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Come on bob.  Can't you set up a webcam and a teamspeak server and lets get the game on!
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Reply #1574 - Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:29pm
 
Sorry, my web cam is in your mom's bedroom broken.

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So you are unable to spend the $15 to get a new one?

...or how fast can you take and post pics?
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spanky wrote on Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:31pm:
...how fast can you take and post pics?


Your mom usually doesn't even have her clothes back on by the time the pictures hit the Interweb.

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That still isn't as fast as you "finish."

Pat told me so!
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That's why I've made my piece with him getting the first one out of the way.  All that crying and saying he was sorry was a real turn off for a while.

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You mean it's not a race?

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This article probably belongs in the Cry Freedom thread, but it's just so random and stupid that I decided to put it in Random Stupidity instead.  Enjoy!

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City may ban little baggies
COUNCIL | They're 'Marketing 101' for drug dealers, cop says

March 5, 2008
BY FRAN SPIELMAN City Hall Reporter
Tiny plastic bags used to sell small quantities of heroin, crack cocaine, marijuana and other drugs would be banned in Chicago, under a crackdown advanced Tuesday by a City Council committee.

Ald. Robert Fioretti (2nd) persuaded the Health Committee to ban possession of "self-sealing plastic bags under two inches in either height or width," after picking up 15 of the bags on a recent Sunday afternoon stroll through a West Side park.

Lt. Kevin Navarro, commanding officer of the Chicago Police Department's Narcotics and Gang Unit, said the ordinance will be an "important tool" to go after grocery stores, health food stores and other businesses. The bags are used by the thousand to sell small quantities of drugs at $10 or $20 a bag.

Navarro referred to the plastic bags as "Marketing 101 for the drug dealers." Many of them have symbols, allowing drug users to ask for "Superman" or "Blue Dolphin" instead of the drug itself, he said.

Prior to the final vote, Ald. Walter Burnett (27th) expressed concern about arresting innocent people. He noted that extra buttons that come with suits, shirts and blouses -- and jewelry that's been repaired -- come in similar plastic bags.

Burnett was reassured by language that states "one reasonably should know that such items will be or are being used" to package, transfer, deliver or store a controlled substance. Violators would be punished by a $1,500 fine.

Health Committee Chairman Ed Smith (28th) said the ban is part of a desperate effort to stop what he called "the most destructive force" in Chicago neighborhoods.

"We need to use every measure that we possibly can to stop it because it is destroying our kids," he said.


It's for the children.   Smiley

You know, if we just got rid of all the children, it would probably solve all of these problems.  I'm just sayin'....

Are drug dealers really going to be deterred by this?  Are they incapable of driving outside of Chicago to buy these little bags? Criminals can get drugs that are illegal in every state in the US but they can’t manage to bring in little plastic bags that are only illegal in Chicago?  Are they incapable of finding substitutes for the baggies?

Seriously, do these guys think drug dealers are simply going to give up on the lucrative narcotics trade because some plastic bags have been outlawed?


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Reply #1582 - Mar 5th, 2008 at 1:29pm
 
This is seriously going to take me out of the drug dealer business.

Getting coke from columbia...easy.  Having to drive a couple miles for baggies...unpossible!
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Reply #1583 - Mar 6th, 2008 at 8:32am
 
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Author: Tim Smalley
Published: 3rd March 2008


If Futuremark's PWNAGE trademark request is approved, what will happen to words like LOL, ROFL, etc?

In what might be one of the strangest trademark applications we've seen in a long while, Futuremark Corporation recently filed papers with the US trademark office for the word 'PWNAGE'.

If it is approved, Futuremark's request will cover an extremely wide slice of the digital entertainment market, including (but not limited to) the following:

"Computer game software for communication devices; computer game software and computer game programs enabling users to play games with mobile phones and personal digital assistants; computer software and programs enabling users to communication devices to simultaneously access databases and global computer networks; software enabling transfer of data between mobile communication apparatus..."

What's interesting is that one of the requests is for "Computer software development," so one has to assume this is something related to the recent Futuremark Game Studios announcement.

It'll be disappointing if this makes it through, because it's such a commonly used word in the geek world and if it does get accepted, I wonder how long it'll be before 1337, ROFL, LOL and such are trademarked.

That said, I would be surprised if it is approved, especially given that Pure Pwnage—a series of Internet-distributed "mockumentary" videos—has been around since 2004.

What are your thoughts on Futuremark's move? Share them with us in the forums.


I tried to get a trademark on screwing Spanky's mom, but it got revoked for prior art.  ZING!

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Reply #1584 - Mar 6th, 2008 at 9:37am
 
Have you ever wondered how man 5 year olds you could take in a fight?

I scored a 23.  Since there is a school right next to where I work I am going to go test this out during lunch.
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Reply #1585 - Mar 6th, 2008 at 10:52am
 
I scored a 26.  I'm a fat ass, but I have no moral objections to doing whatever it takes to win.

You should also check out the zombie survival test:

http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie

I scored an 88%.  Beat that!

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I scored 47% on the zombie one.  I wouldn't leave family behind.

Better than 0% I guess.
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22 Kids and 61%.  I got hit with the loved ones.  Hey if this is the end of the world and I don't have a female to score with...what's the point of fighting?

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Reply #1588 - Mar 6th, 2008 at 12:14pm
 
There will be plenty of female zombie corpses available by the time you're done fighting.  They're cheaper and they don't nag.

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I told you guys MySpace was evil!

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According to a Mesa police report released Wednesday, 15-year-old Hughstan Schlicker told a homicide detective that he considered committing suicide in front of his father after finding a 12-gauge shotgun and ammunition in the garage of their home, but decided to murder his father instead and then commit suicide.

Hughstan apparently surprised 49-year-old Ted Schlicker, who was standing in the kitchen when the boy approached him from behind, the police report said.

Police arrested Hughstan after the slaying at the Pueblo Seco Condominiums and accused him of first-degree murder.

After the slaying, "the defendant first called his friend and told her what he had done. He told her he was going to kill himself but she told him not to. She convinced him to call the police and deal with the situation," the report said.

Hughstan told detectives that he used the Internet to communicate with his friends and since his father took the Internet away, he was "just so depressed all the time," the report said. Specifically, Hughstan said he hated his father because he was restricting his use of the MySpace Web site, MyFOXPhoenix reports.


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I got in some pretty big arguments with my parents when I was in my mid-teens, but the thought of shooting them never really crossed my mind.  I guess I was an underachiever compared to this guy.

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Yeah I fought with my parents.  But they fed me, gave me a place to live, and spent a lot of money raising me.  So when it came down to it I shut my fucking mouth and lived with their rules.

This guy was so depressed that he couldn't talk to his friends online?  So he wasn't being beaten/molested, he was being fed, and had a place to live.  What the hell could he be so damned depressed about?

This is why everyone should beat their kids.  (when they do stupid shit!)  I bet if he complained about having no internet and got the belt...next time he would ask for no internet.
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BIALLA, Papua New Guinea — The Japanese fighter caught the American pilot from behind, riddling his plane with machine-gun rounds. The left engine burst into flames. It was time to bail out.

He yanked on the release lever but the cockpit canopy only half-opened. He unbuckled his seat belt, rose to shake the canopy loose and was instantly sucked out.

Swinging beneath his opened parachute, he plunged toward a Pacific island jungle of thick, towering eucalyptus trees, of crocodile rivers and headhunters, into enemy territory, and into an unimagined future as a hero, “Suara Auru,” Chief Warrior, to generations of islanders yet unborn.

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Fred Hargesheimer was shot down in the southwest Pacific on June 5, 1943. A lifetime later, he sits in his quiet California ranch house amid the snow and soaring sugar pines of the Sierra Nevada foothills.

The light blue eyes, at age 91, can’t see as well as they once did. But when he looks back over 65 years, the smiling Minnesotan sees it all clearly — the struggle to survive, the native rescuers, the Japanese patrols and narrow escapes, the mother’s milk that saved him. He remembers well his return to New Britain, the people’s embrace, the fundraising and building, the children taught, the adults cured, the happy years beside the Bismarck Sea with Dorothy, his wife.

“I’m so grateful for getting shot out of the sky,” he says.

Garua Peni is grateful, too, as a member of those once-future generations here on New Britain.

“I thank God from the depths of my heart for blessing me in such an abundant way when He brought Suara Auru Fred Hargesheimer,” she says.

The improbable story of “Mastah Preddi,” a story of uncommon gratitude and the heart’s uncanny ways, begins when the 27-year-old Army lieutenant crashes to the tangled underbrush of the jungle floor.

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Picking himself up, “Hargy” Hargesheimer found no broken bones, but felt a bloody gash on his head, the graze of a bullet or shrapnel. He cut off bits of nylon parachute for a bandage. Then he looked around.

He had been on a photo-reconnaissance mission from his base on the main island of New Guinea, tracking ship movements around Japanese-occupied New Britain, a primitive, 370-mile-long crescent of hot, dark, mist-shrouded forests fringed by smoldering volcanos, 700 miles from northeastern Australia.

He came down halfway up the slopes of the 4,000-foot-high Nakanai mountains, in a wilderness of torrential rains, giant ferns, venomous insects and vicious wild pigs whose tusks could kill a man. Hargesheimer checked his survival kit, finding compass, machete, extra ammunition for his pistol, and two bars of concentrated chocolate, his only food.

First he set out southward, hoping to cross the mountains and reach New Britain’s south coast, and somehow from there the island of New Guinea, 300 miles across the Solomon Sea. Steep and muddy slopes defeated him, however, and he turned north instead, toward the Bismarck Sea. Remembering the small inflatable raft in his kit, he tried floating down a stream, but a huge crocodile reared up and sent him scrambling back ashore.

Day by day, he pushed agonizingly through the choking jungle, hoping for a trail or clearing. At night, he recalled, he’d lie beneath a parachute shelter, dreaming he was home in bed in Rochester, Minn.

After 10 days, as his chocolate dwindled, he came upon a riverside clearing and an empty native lean-to, and decided to settle in, start a fire with his emergency matches, and hunt for food. Snails he found in the riverbed became his staple for weeks to come, roasted by the dozen.

His daily existence in the jungle was miserable. Leeches clung to his skin. Flying insects sought out his eyes and nose. Losing weight and strength, out of matches and desperately keeping his fire going, he suffered through nightmares of dying alone in the jungle. From his youthful days as an Episcopalian lay reader, the lost pilot summoned words of hope.

“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want,” he told himself, over and over. From memory each day, he’d recite that 23rd Psalm to its comforting final verse, “Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life ... ”

And on the 31st day, he heard voices on the river. When they came to him, he cried.

———

Villagers here on the north coast had seen the distant plane go down. Now, in an outrigger canoe on an upriver hunting trip, they had their eyes out for a pilot.

Finding Hargesheimer by the riverside, Lauo, their “luluai,” or chief, showed the bearded, haggard white man a note written by an Australian officer saying these villagers had saved other pilots and could be trusted.

That night by the river, Lauo’s party exploded with wild singing and feasting, unnerving the young American, who had been warned by intelligence officers of headhunters in these highlands. Then, as they sang in an island tongue, he picked out the melody: “Onward, Christian Soldiers.” He felt reassured.

They took him downriver to their seaside village, Ea Ea, a place of grass-roofed lean-tos. They gave him a hut and fed him boiled pig, shellfish and taro, their starchy tuber mainstay. He went fishing with them in their canoes under cover of darkness, and began to learn Pidgin, the islanders’ simple, English-based common language.

In his tattered aviator’s uniform, he joined in services each Sunday led by three Christian missionaries, natives who had fled New Britain’s main town, Rabaul, when the Japanese landed 17 months earlier.

Because enemy troops patrolled the beaches, Hargesheimer spent many days in a hut hidden in a nearby swamp. But one day he was caught away from his hideout when an alarm went up that Japanese were approaching. Village friend Joseph Gabu led the American into the rain forest, sending him up a eucalyptus tree to hide.

Through the night, he was tormented by swarms of mosquitoes, until finally the next day Gabu came for him. All was clear, but within weeks Hargesheimer was stricken with the severe chills and fever of mosquito-borne malaria.

It left him prostrate, weakening, not eating for days. He asked for milk, but there was none. Then the missionary Apelis asked whether he would drink “susu.” He brought his wife, Ida, to the hut, carrying their month-old baby.

She slipped behind the grass wall and returned with a cup of milk. For 10 or more days following, she supplied Hargesheimer with her “susu,” mother’s milk that helped restore his health.

Villagers protected “Mastah Preddi” — Master Freddie — apparently because they hated the Japanese for their cruel treatment of natives. Time and again, the low echo of a conch shell blown by a villager would warn of Japanese. If Mastah Preddi wore his boots as he rushed to hide, children would follow with makeshift brooms, sweeping away his prints from the sand.

The village took a great risk by protecting him from the Japanese, he says.

“If they’d seen my boot prints, I think they would have tortured everyone in the village until they produced me.”

When he finally left, “some of them wanted me to take their children back to the States with me,” he recalls, sitting so many years later in the afternoon light at his dining table, sharing indelible memories of human kindness.

Fred Hargesheimer walked repeatedly through the 23rd Psalm’s “valley of the shadow of death,” always emerging safely with the help of the people of Ea Ea.

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In February 1944, eight months after he was shot down, Hargesheimer was picked up from a New Britain beach by a U.S. submarine, in a rendezvous arranged by Australian “coastwatcher” commandos operating behind Japanese lines.

He returned to civilian life after the war ended in 1945. By then he had married Dorothy Sheldon of Ashtabula, Ohio, and by 1949 they had three children — Richard, Eric and Carol. In 1951, he took a sales job with a Minnesota forerunner of computer maker Sperry Rand, his employer ever after.

But the people of Ea Ea never left his mind. He corresponded with a missionary to learn how they had fared. He studied and restudied international air schedules.

“The more I thought about my experience with the people in New Guinea, the more I realized what a debt I had to try to repay,” he says.

In 1960, with the family vacation money and the family’s blessing, Hargesheimer made a solitary, 11,000-mile journey back to New Britain, biggest outer island of Papua New Guinea, then Australian-run, now independent.

The villagers, hearing Mastah Preddi was coming, lined the beach and sang “God Save the Queen” as he stepped from a boat in the moonlight.

“It was wonderful, overwhelming,” he says. He was met by Luluai Lauo, Joseph Gabu and others, and later found Ida and her 16-year-old son, to thank her, too.

But “a simple thank you didn’t seem enough,” he recalls. Back home, he consulted with a missionary, who told him what the people needed: a school.

The Minnesota salesman went to work, canvassing relatives, meeting with church groups, speaking to service organizations. He raised $15,000 over three years, “most of it $5 and $10 gifts.”

With the money and 17-year-old son Dick in tow, he returned to New Britain in 1963. He was given church land in Ewasse, a central settlement near Ea Ea, now renamed Nantabu. There a contractor raised the area’s first permanent elementary school — cement floor, metal roof, sturdy walls.

He brought in New Guinean teachers, American volunteers and an Australian headmaster, and the Airmen’s Memorial School opened in 1964 with 40 pupils and four classrooms. But Fred Hargesheimer wasn’t finished.

Back in the U.S., a brief spurt of publicity drew more contributions, he got more ideas, and this story of a debt repaid grew, decade by decade. But it was a story little known or celebrated beyond New Britain’s welcoming villages.

In 1969, his fund built a library at the school and a clinic for Ewasse. By then, too, the school’s successful plot of oil palm helped pave the way for a large plantation of the lucrative crop, with scores of jobs, easing the deep poverty here in Bialla district. Rows of the stout palms today blanket the hills, property of Belgian-owned Hargy Oil Palm Ltd., west of a large lake named Hargy.

Once his own children were grown, Hargesheimer saw an opportunity to “say thank you in a meaningful way.” In 1970, he and Dorothy packed up and moved to New Britain, to teach the children themselves and to build a second school — this time closer to Nantabu, next door in the village of Noau, at the foot of the smoking Mount Ulawan volcano.

Garua Peni, then 10, was one of their first students.

“I thought, ‘Wow! They left their place to come here for us, just to share themselves with us,”’ she recalls.

Dorothy said their four years here were the best of their lives, despite New Britain’s difficulties — of supplies, transportation, the surprises of local culture.

“Dorothy sometimes had a problem registering children, because they would change their names often, just on a whim,” Hargesheimer recalls with a laugh.

But the couple, leaving New Britain in 1974, had less than a dozen more years left together. In 1985, at age 63, Dorothy Hargesheimer died of a heart attack.

The old pilot flew on alone, visiting New Britain every two or three years, funneling fresh funds into his causes, finding ever-warm embraces. On a visit in 2000, they proclaimed him, in a great tribute, “Suara Auru,” “Chief Warrior” in the local Nakanai language.

Then, in 2006, Fred Hargesheimer, at 90, returned for what he said would be his last visit.

Life had changed here since he first walked in the shadow of Mount Ulawan. Grass huts have given way to concrete-block houses, conch shells to cellphones. The men favor slacks over sarongs and all the women wear tops. Blue-eyed cockatoos may still squawk in the forest, but their eucalyptus trees are falling to loggers by the millions.

As he was carried past them in a ceremonial canoe and Nakanai headdress, thousands cheered. “The people were very happy. They’ll always remember what Mr. Fred Hargesheimer has done for our people,” says Ismael Saua, 69, a former teacher at the Airmen’s school.

Mastah Preddi had come back for a special reason: His old P-38 fighter had been found deep in the jungle. He was flown by helicopter up the winding Pandi River, the river he once descended by canoe, and then carried in a chair by Nakanai men to the site, to view what’s left of the plane he bailed out of so long ago.

As usual, he also had business to attend to, dedicating a new library at the Noau school.

The schools had an enrollment of some 500, and a list of well-educated alumni numbering many hundreds more, including Garua Peni. She had gone on to an advanced degree in linguistics in Australia and now was taking over Hargesheimer’s New Guinea foundation as chairperson.

He may have taken a step back, but his heart was still in New Britain. And the love they returned at times seemed almost mystical. At one point, in the 1960s, he was told villagers planned to send the late Luluai Lauo’s bones to him in Minnesota, a trust he solemnly declined.

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As he looks back from his Grass Valley, Calif., retirement home, Hargesheimer says he often mused over the word “if.” Why, for example, didn’t the Japanese pilot finish him off as he floated helplessly down beneath his parachute?

In 1999 he got an answer. With the help of World War II history buffs, he located Mitsugu Hyakutomi of Yamaguchi, Japan, the pilot who records show downed his P-38. He was suffering from Alzheimer’s disease but his wife recounted by mail that her husband had said he could never shoot such defenseless enemy flyers.

“The Japanese pilot gave me the opportunity to get involved in something worthwhile, and for that I’m ever grateful,” he says.

This modest man says he has many people to thank as he draws nearer the end of a long, perilous, challenging road from 1943. “These people were responsible for saving my life. How could I ever repay it?”

It came down to that, and perhaps to the psalmist’s words of gratitude, “My cup runneth over.”

“I wasn’t a millionaire,” says Mastah Preddi. “But I was very rich.”


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Fred Hargesheimer, at age 90 in July 2006, is carried by New Britain islanders to the wreckage of his World War II plane deep in the jungle on New Britain Island Papua New Guinea.


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First Lt. Fred Hargesheimer, right, was photographed in late 1943 or early 1944 at a secret Australian commando camp on Japanese-occupied New Britain island, Papua New Guinea, with Australian wing commander William Townsend. Their planes had been shot down, and Hargesheimer was rescued and sheltered by islanders.



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Government admits that vaccines might be linked to autism.  Hmm I just read an article the other week with the media and others saying people that there is absolutely no link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV2WVbXEFWY&eurl=http://www.infowars.com/?p=705

Shoot even the guy at the end of this video claims these claims are bunk.  He should have listened to the story that was on before he opened his big, fat mouth.

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Pat is right.  The government stole our thread!
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It's only Wednesday and I'm already prepared to nominate this article as the craziest story of the week!

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WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."


The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."


I can't even get through a decent magazine article on the crapper without my legs going numb.  I hope her toilet seat was comfortable!

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PORT ST. LUCIE — In a spectacular case of poor planning, two boys on Wednesday tried to rob two civilian employees inside the western regional police station, a police spokesman said Thursday.

The youths, ages 12 and 14, summarily were taken into custody at gunpoint by several officers who were there taking a defensive tactics course, said Officer Robert Vega, police spokesman.

The incident happened about 4:30 p.m. at the Rosser Boulevard station after the boys strolled in.

The 12-year-old sauntered to the records counter and then proceeded to another counter where he picked up a phone to talk to a service aid behind a protective window, demanding her cash.

“Not only did he pick up the phone and say, 'Put your hands up and give me your money,' he had his hand in his jacket insinuating that he had a gun,” Vega said.

The boys each face an attempted armed robbery charge.

"They were either very brazen or very dumb, but I think the latter," Vega said.

Although only the 12-year-old demanded money, the other boy also is being charged in connection with the incident because he "knew what was going to happen."

"He was a willing participant in the entire event," Vega said.

The 14-year-old also faces a violation of probation charge.


That much concentrated stupidity should be fatal.

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I would have tazed them both just for lulz.
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Tear gas for fun and profit!

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The world's worst school run - a terrifying cable crossing over a raging torrent - has been consigned to history.

The crossing, on the most dangerous part of China's Nujiang River, has been replaced by a new 170m bridge.

It means the 500 children of Maji village in Fugong town, Yunnan province, no longer have to slide and haul themselves along a 200m cable twice a day.

Money was raised to build the bridge after the school crossing was featured on Chinese TV in a programme entitled The Most Dangerous School Run.

Thanks to donations totalling £25,000, the bridge was built in three months, reports Spring City Evening Post.

"We've named the bridge the love bridge, because love is what built it," said the village head at the opening ceremony.

"Our kids no longer need to risk their lives to go to school," added another joyful villager.

The children, some as young as four, previously fastened themselves to the cable with a metal carabiner and a rope to slide across the 200 metre wide canyon.


If nothing else, the old method would've been a good motivator for them to work hard at school so they could get out of their hellhole of a country.

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Chippewa Fire District Deputy Chief John Andersen said Richard V. Powell, 82, of Lake Hallie, fell head first while working on the tank Monday and was underwater for 35-55 minutes, WEAU-TV, Eau Claire, Wis., reported Tuesday.

His wife discovered him and called emergency responders, the station reported.

Rescue crews had a hard time getting Powell out because he was stuck in a cross pipe with only his lower legs and feet outside the tank. He was pronounced dead at a Chippewa Falls hospital.

Andersen told WEAU-TV eight to 12 people die every year in septic tanks in Wisconsin.


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UPDATED AT 12:55 P.M.: Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and former chief of staff Christine Beatty were charged today in a 12-county indictment with perjury, obstruction of justice, misconduct in office and conspiracy because of their conduct in last year’s police whistle-blower trial, Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy announced.
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Kilpatrick is charged with eight felonies and Beatty with seven. They are: perjury, conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice and misconduct in office.

Worthy said the perjury charges accuse the two of lying during a whistle-blower lawsuit about the firing of Deputy Police Chief Gary Brown and about their romantic relationship.

Kilpatrick, 38, serving his seventh year in office, is the first Detroit mayor to face criminal charges while still in office. The perjury charge carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison.

"Lying cannot be tolerated, even if a judge and jury can see through it and doesn’t buy the line,” Worthy said at a packed news conference.

“Witnesses must give truthful testimony,” she added. “Oaths mean something.”

Right after Worthy's announcement, the mayor's office sent out a news release saying he and his attorney will hold a news conference at noon to respond. But at 12:45 p.m., they still had not appeared.

The mayor is expected to be arraigned at 5 p.m. today in 36th District Court in Detroit. It wasn't clear when Beatty will turn herself in, but she must do so before 7 a.m. Tuesday.

Worthy declined to say whether she thinks the mayor should step down. Beatty resigned on Feb. 8.

During her news conference, Worthy said city lawyers had tried to erect barriers to her investigation, forcing prosecutors to go to court to try to obtain documents. She said investigators are still trying to obtain documents for the investigation, which will continue.

“At every bend and turn, there have been attempts by the city through one lawyer or another to block aspects of our investigation,” Worthy said. “Some documents have been turned over, but we have been told that others have been destroyed or lost. We don’t know when or by whom.”

She said the investigation wasn’t about sex, but about destroying the lives and careers of three good cops.

“Gary Brown’s, Harold Nelthrope's and Walter Harris’ lives and careers were forever changed,” Worthy said. “They were ruined financially and their reputations were completely destroyed because they chose to be dutiful police officers.”

She added: "Our investigation has clearly shown that public dollars were used, people's lives were ruined, the justice system severely mocked and the public trust trampled on."

Worthy said she had discussed the investigation with U.S. Attorney Stephen Murphy, but declined to say what they discussed. Murphy declined today to comment on Worthy’s statement. The FBI is monitoring the investigation, according to people familiar with the case.

She said her staff had reviewed more than 40,000 pages of documents and interviewed many witnesses. She said her investigation had led to other possible defendants whom she didn’t identify. Worthy said her team of prosecutors on the case includes Lisa Lindsey, Robert Moran, Athina Siringas, Robert Spada and Timothy Baughman.

Worthy's investigation began after the Free Press uncovered text messages that showed a romantic relationship between Kilpatrick and Beatty -- a relationship both had denied under oath during a police whistle-blower lawsuit last summer. The pair also gave misleading testimony about the firing of Brown, the messages show.

Kilpatrick authorized a settlement in that case to pay the former officers $8.4 million.

Despite the false testimony, a Wayne County Circuit Court jury last September awarded Brown and Nelthrope $6.5 million in damages. Kilpatrick vowed to appeal, but on Oct. 17, abruptly decided to settle the case and a second police whistle-blower suit involving former mayoral bodyguard Walt Harris for $8.4 million – $9 million with legal costs.

Kilpatrick settled after the cops’ lawyer, Mike Stefani, informed the mayor’s lawyer that he had the incriminating text messages and would reveal them in court papers he planned to file to justify his request for legal fees in the whistle-blower case.

Although Kilpatrick apologized for his conduct in a televised appearance with his wife, Carlita, in late January, he has blamed the media for his troubles and rejected calls from the City Council, Attorney General Mike Cox and city union locals to resign.

Settlement documents the Free Press obtained last month through a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit against the city show that – contrary to Kilpatrick’s claim that he decided to settle based on advice from friends, advisers and ordinary citizens – he made peace with the cops after discovering that Stefani had the text messages.

Although Kilpatrick’s lawyers settled the suit with one agreement on Oct. 17, they decided to split it into public and private settlements after the Free Press requested a copy.

The public agreement showed how much the former cops would be paid. The secret agreement, signed by Kilpatrick and Beatty, swore Brown, Nelthrope and Stefani to secrecy about the text messages under threat of forfeiting their settlement proceeds and legal fees.

Wayne County Circuit Judge Robert Colombo Jr. released the secret agreement last month after the Kilpatrick administration repeatedly denied its existence. Colombo released the agreement and other secret settlement records after the administration appealed unsuccessfully to the Michigan Court of Appeals and state Supreme Court, which rejected Kilpatrick’s claim that the documents weren’t public documents.

The City Council, which was kept in the dark about Kilpatrick’s reasons for settling the lawsuit and never saw the confidential side agreement, voted 7-1 last week to pass an advisory resolution calling for the mayor to resign. It also ordered an investigation of the episode and directed its auditor general to look into spending by the mayor’s office and the city Law Department.

Kilpatrick went on television with his wife in late January and apologized for his conduct, he insists there was no cover-up and has blamed the news media for most of his problems. He accused the Free Press of illegally obtaining the text messages – which the newspaper denies– and accusing the media of conducting a public lynching. He said the text messages and the settlement agreement that concealed them should never have been made public.

He also said the text messages were private even though he signed a policy directive in June 2000 advising city employees that all electronic communications should be considered public.

So far, Kilpatrick has refused to step down, saying he is on a divinely-inspired mission to help rebuild the city. But conviction of a felony would force him to resign.

The scandal is the latest to confront Kilpatrick, a gifted politician who became the youngest mayor in Detroit history when he was elected in 2001 after serving in the state Legislature.

But his six-year tenure as mayor has been rocky.

He has been beset by repeated controversies over extravagant spending with his city-issued credit card, lying publicly about ordering the police department to lease a Lincoln Navigator for his wife and battening down information hatches at City Hall, making it more difficult for reporters and the public to inquire about his activities.

Besides criminal charges, the text messaging scandal and how city-paid lawyers responded to it could result in professional misconduct charges from the Michigan Attorney Grievance Commission.

Defense lawyers are expected to attack the authenticity of the text messages, demanding that prosecutors prove Kilpatrick and Beatty sent them and that they had an affair.

Two previous Detroit mayors have been charged with felonies, both after leaving office.

Mayor Richard Reading, mayor in 1938-40, was sentenced to 4-1/2 to 5 years in prison after being charged with conspiring with 80 policemen to protect Detroit’s numbers racket. Mayor Louis Miriani, mayor from 1957-62, was sentenced to one year in prison for income tax evasion after leaving office.


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/race card

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He may be running out of race cards.  He's played a full deck of 'em already.

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Now all that is left...are the jokers!

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Elect crappy mayors, win crappy prizes!

He'll probably serve a couple months in prison, then get re-elected.  If it works for Marion Barry in Washington D.C., it'll work for Kwame Kilpatrick in Detroit.

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Heh, I bet you can tell what I'm working on right now!

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Only is DC can you get caught on tape doing a couple lines of coke and still get re-elected.  Although, to be fair, if you're a DC mayor you have the same power to run the city as the DC senator does running the country.

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30 errors you don't want to see.


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spanky wrote on Mar 24th, 2008 at 2:36pm:
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spanky wrote on Mar 24th, 2008 at 4:12pm:
30 errors you don't want to see.


Number 28 is classic!


Those were most excellent!  My favs were #9 (Independence Day) and #3 (Your Whole Damned Life).  The first one was incredibly true, and the second one has "Spanky" written all over it.

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That is so not true.  Most of the time I spent wasting time on playing EQ I wore pants!

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One of the best and funniest articles I've ever read!

My Ultimate War Simulation Game

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That was awesome and I would spend $60 on that game to actually own it...maybe.

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Rick Astley, king of the 'Rickroll,' talks about his song's second coming
01:37 PM PT, Mar 25 2008


On a frosty Canadian morning, a masked crusader tromps across a parking lot, over a snow bank and onto the sidewalk. He has a loudspeaker strapped ominously to his chest.

He halts, aiming the speaker toward the building across the street. “This is a song by some dead guy,” he says. And then, music booms forth:

“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.”

It’s an anti-Scientology protest, and across the street, a dozen or so warmly dressed young people begin to dance and sing along, waving their picket signs in rhythm to the familiar tune.

“It’s a bit spooky, innit?” said Rick Astley, the singer who made the song famous in 1987 and who is not dead. With considerable help, including assists from RCA Records, the webmaster of Astley’s U.K. fan site, and his manager at Sony BMG, I tracked down Astley at his home in London last weekend. He spoke for the first time about the phenomenon called Rickrolling, best described by example: You are reading your favorite Hollywood gossip blog and arrive at a link urging you to “Click here for exclusive video of Britney’s latest freakout!!” Click you do, but instead of Britney, it’s a dashing 21-year-old Briton that pops onto the screen. You, sir, have been Rickroll’d.

Over the last year or so, Astley has watched with puzzled amazement as “Never Gonna Give You Up” has been mocked, celebrated, remixed and reprised, its original music video viewed millions of times on YouTube, all by a generation that could barely swallow its Gerber carrots when the song first topped the pop charts.

“I think it’s just one of those odd things where something gets picked up and people run with it,” Astley said. “But that’s what brilliant about the Internet.”

Search for Astley’s name on YouTube and you’ll find dozens of instances of the campy, infectious video, which features a heavily coiffed Astley bobbing and swaying behind oversized sunglasses. He’s flanked by two blond backup dancers (one of whom apparently didn’t have the footwork down), and a male bartender in short shorts who excels at spontaneous back flips.

Rickrolling is an example of an Internet “meme” (defined by Wikipedia as “any unit of cultural information ... that gets transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another"). Its less sophisticated memetic forebear is the “duckroll,” where the roll-ee is misdirected to an image of a duck on wheels. And the Rickroll has sired many memelets, including the Fresh Prince roll, the rainroll (plopping you in front of a video of Tay Zonday’s "Chocolate Rain") and even the Reichroll, where Astley’s song is spliced with footage of Adolf Hitler for an unsettling sort of lip sync.

With all the online momentum it’s gathered, the Rickroll has now trundled its way into the real world, too. The spectacle of trench-coated pranksters blaring the song into unsuspecting crowds has become a symbol of harmless, geeky rebellion. As the blog LAist.com noted last week, and the New York Times reported Tuesday, a recent basketball game at Eastern Washington University was interrupted by a dancing Astley imitator, and there’s now a small YouTube library of the anti-Scientology group “Anonymous” Rickrolling different church locations.

For his part, Astley was nothing if not modest about his new cultural role. “If this had happened around some kind of rock song, with a lyric that really meant something -- a Bruce Springsteen, "God bless America" ... or an anti-something kind of song, I could kind of understand that,” Astley said. “But for something as, and I don’t mean to belittle it, because I still think it’s a great pop song, but it’s a pop song; do you know what I mean? It doesn’t have any kind of weight behind it, as such. But maybe that’s the irony of it.”

Astley would never put the song down, mind you. It’s just that, as he says, “If I was a young kid now looking at that song, I’d have to say I’d think it was pretty naff, really.”

(Wikipedia on “naff”: British slang for “something which is seen to be particularly ‘cheesy’ or ‘tacky’ or in otherwise poor aesthetic taste.”)

“For me it’s a good example of what some of the ’80s were about in that pop sort of music way. A bit like you could say Debbie Gibson was absolutely massive, but if you look back at it now ... do you know what I mean?”


Yes, I think we do. But even still, with all the renewed attention to his work and his — albeit 20-year-old — image, does Astley have any plans to cash in on Rickrolling, maybe with his own YouTube remix?

“I don’t really know whether I want to be doing that,” he said. “ I’m not being an ageist, but it’s almost a young person’s thing, that.”


“I think the artist themselves trying to remix it is almost a bit sad,” he said. “No, I’m too old for that.”
Astley, who will be touring the U.K. in May with a group of other ’80’s acts, including Bananarama, and Nick Heyward, Heaven 17, Paul Young and ABC, sums up his thoughts on his unexpected virtual fame with characteristic good humor:

“Listen, I just think it’s bizarre and funny. My main consideration is that my daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it.”


You have to respect a guy who can take a joke without being a jerk about it.  Rick definitely gets a +1 in my book.

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If you could legally buy nickels and melt them down for their content, they would be worth $0.068 each right now.  You could make some serious cash that way.

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Only in America can our money be worth more melted down that what it's actually worth.

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Three people were killed and 14 others were injured.

The interim police chief says "there were bodies all over the place."

Most of those involved are believed to be Mexican nationals and included a woman and a 15-year-old boy.

Investigators aren't sure if the driver escaped. One official says smugglers are usually fit, young men who are able to run away when groups are nabbed.

The pickup came to rest on a telephone poll in front of a funeral home.


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Riot police have taken to the streets of several cities in Mexico to ... defend emo kids?

A series of attacks on dyed-hair, eye-makeup-wearing emo kids began in early March when several hundred people went on an emo-beating rampage in Querιtaro, a town of 1.5 million about 160 miles north of Mexico City.

The next week, shaggy-haired emo teenagers were harassed again by punks and rockabillys in the capital, prompting police protection and a segment on the TV news. Most recently, a Mexican newspaper reported that metal heads and gangsters have warned Tijuana's emo kids to stay away from the town's fair next month.

But the so-called emos are organizing, too. Last week, they demonstrated against the violence, pictured above, and Wednesday some met with police in Mexico City.

"They're organizing to defend their right to be emo," wrote Daniel Hernandez of LA Weekly on his personal blog, which has provided stellar coverage of the whole affair.

Music-based subcultures have permeated Mexico's major cities for decades, fueled by constant migration from rural cities. But only in the past year have emos begun to make their presence felt in the streets. In response, many of the established so-called tribus urbanas like punks and metalheads are responding with violence. The emo-punk battles are reminiscent of earlier subculture fights among various factions, like the Hell's Angels fighting hippies at the Altamont Music Festival or the Mods taking on the Rockers.   

But while videos of Mexican teenagers with pompadours advancing on equally baby-faced emo rockers seem like scenes from a south-of-the-border version of John Waters' Crybaby, there are ugly undercurrents to the story.

First, by some accounts, the emo subculture is identified with homosexuality in Mexico. As Mexico City youth worker Victor Mendoza told Time.com: "At the core of this is the homophobic issue. The other arguments are just window dressing for that."

Gustavo Arellano, the author of Ask a Mexican and an editor at OC Weekly, said that the sexual ambiguities cultivated by emo fashion helped set the group up for targeting by more macho groups.

"What do you do when you are confronted with a question mark about sexuality in Mexico?" Arellano said. "You beat it up."

Forum posts show similar sentiments. One person wrote on a government youth-website forum, "detesto a los emosexuales," which translates as "I hate emosexuals." Emosexual is an obvious play on homosexual, especially in Spanish, where the H is silent.

Many of the attacks have been planned, or at least fomented, on violently anti-emo websites like Movimiento Anti Emosexual, which features videos of physical violence sprinkled liberally with anti-gay sentiment. Last.fm's Anti Emo Death Squad group has almost 4,000 members.

But Arellano said he thought the riots could have a positive impact here in the US.

"It's a great clusterfuck for the American mind's idea of Mexico," Arellano said. "This teaches the rest of the world that Mexico is not just a bunch of cactuses and sombreros."

Photo: Mexican emo kids gather in response to anti-emo violence by metalheads and punk rockers.


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That is wierd, the US and mexico are more alike than I thought.

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Yeah I don't think so.  They left out abortions and donkey shows...


Seriously though, that picture could be from san francisco or bob's house there are so many fruits in it.
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By JORDAN ROBERTSON, Associated Press Writer Fri Mar 28, 3:53 PM ET

SAN JOSE, Calif. - Attorney General Michael Mukasey warned Friday that the huge profits generated from piracy and counterfeiting are increasingly flowing into the coffers of terrorist groups.
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In remarks to Silicon Valley executives at the Tech Museum of Innovation, Mukasey said the economy and national security of the United States are increasingly threatened by violations involving copyrighted software code, patented inventions and trademarked properties.

Terror groups are taking their cues from organized crime and increasingly funding their operations from counterfeiting and piracy, he said.

Mukasey said his department is devoting more resources to prosecuting intellectual property crimes, which led to a 7 percent increase in the number of IP cases filed in 2007 over the year before and a 33 percent increase over 2005.

"Criminal syndicates, and in some cases even terrorist groups, view IP crime as a lucrative business and see it as a low-risk way to fund other activities," Mukasey said. "A primary goal of our IP enforcement mission is to show these criminals that they're wrong."

Before Friday's speech, he met privately with representatives from companies including Apple Inc. and Adobe Systems Inc.

Mukasey did not elaborate on the topics discussed in that meeting. The attorney general also met with entertainment industry executives in Los Angeles a day earlier during this three-day California trip, and did not discuss those talks.


First of all, how can you make a profit off giving something away from free?  Second of all, if he's talking about the selling of pirated movies then China and Japan are the biggest contributors to terrorists.  Third, the security of the US threatened by someone cracking source codes and the like?

This guy is almost as delusional as Alberto Gonzales was.

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GLENDALE, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Nestlι USA announced today that after 80 years, it is retiring the name BUTTERFINGER and officially changing the name of the popular candy bar to “THE FINGER.” This change is effective immediately.

The renaming of the BUTTERFINGER candy bar reflects the results of a two-year comprehensive study conducted by the company into consumer perceptions of the "BUTTERFINGER" name. According to the study, an overwhelming majority of consumers identified the phrase with undesirable traits, such as being clumsy, awkward and lacking in physical coordination, skill or grace.

The name “THE FINGER” gives the candy bar a shorter, more contemporary name while acknowledging the long heritage of the brand. Finger bars are expected to begin appearing on store shelves throughout the month of April 2008.

"This is a momentous day for THE FINGER candy bar," said Nestlι Confections Spokesperson Robert Hall. "Changing the name of an iconic American candy bar is a decision we did not take lightly. We are proud to have listened to our consumers, and recent consumer testing validates their feelings. At no time did we want to imply that BUTTERFINGER candy bar was just for clumsy people."

Consumers and media are encouraged to visit THE FINGER's new Web site, TheFingerBar.com, for more information about the name change.

About THE FINGER

BUTTERFINGER was first introduced in 1928 by the Curtiss Candy Company of Chicago, IL, with the brand name being originally selected by consumers through a public contest. Nestlι acquired the brand in 1990 and renamed the product THE FINGER in 2008.

About Nestlι USA

Named one of “America’s Most Admired Food Companies” in Fortune magazine for the eleventh consecutive year, Nestlι USA provides quality brands and products that bring flavor to life every day. From nutritious meals with LEAN CUISINE to baking traditions with NESTLΙ TOLL HOUSE, Nestlι USA makes delicious, convenient, and nutritious food and beverage products that enrich the very experience of life itself. That’s what “Nestlι. Good Food, Good Life” is all about. Nestlι USA, with 2007 sales of $8.25 billion, is part of Nestlι S.A. in Vevey, Switzerland — the world’s largest food company — with sales of $90 billion. For product news and information, visit Nestleusa.com or NestleNewsroom.com.


No, this isn't an Onion article.  Link here.

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I would go back to WoW if I could be a bard...with the facemelter!
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THREE RIVERS (Newschannel 3) - Striking American Axle workers say they're feeling betrayed by the company they helped to build.

That's because over the weekend, American Axle's CEO posted a "Help Wanted" ad in local newspapers, looking for entirely new workers to replace the striking workers.

Many of the striking workers say the ads may be a scare tactic by the corporation, to get them to agree to work for lower wages and benefits.

A spokesperson for American Axle says the company anticipates that once a new contract is settled, many workers will take buyouts or early retirement.

Still, workers say if American Axle brings in too many new workers, the quality of their product will suffer.

"It takes quite a while to learn the job," said striking worker Craig Douglas, a 28-year veteran of American Axle. "You can't just throw someone off the street in there and put out a good product, you can't do that."

Workers have been on the picket lines for more than a month, and are striking to stop a proposal from American Axle to cut workers' pay in half.


Bahaha, suck it UAW!

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That is great news!  Also I got a call earlier from custom flo about a chiller project at an american axel plant in lower MI.  He had no idea whether it was the one in TR or the one by detroit though.  I hope it is TR, a lot less of a chance of getting shot there...

Nevermind, called back and starting the project is at least two months out now because of some dumbass strike.
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Would you want to break the strike lines?  Yikes! You'd end up being killed.

In fun news Senator Debbie Stabenow's husband was arrested and admitted to hooking up with a prostitute!

http://www.wwmt.com/news/police_1348162___article.html/prostitute_husband.html

Check out the pic and you don't really wonder why he went to one. 

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That's too funny, Stewie!  I almost posted the same article and made the same comment about the picture.  Yikes!

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So this made news because some guy would rather pay for it then bang the crypt keeper?

The cops should just say heres your fine...see you next weekend.
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With inflation raging at more than 100,000 percent, a loaf costs 50 million Zimbabwe dollars.

Now, Zimbabweans will need only one bill to pay for it. Authorities on Friday introduced a new 50 million bank note, state media reported.

The new Zimbabwe dollar note is worth $1 at the widely used black market trading and can buy just three loaves of bread.

It was the third time in three months that the nation's central bank issued a higher denomination note in response to record inflation.


If you look closely, you'll see that this currency has an expiration date on it.  Money with an expiration date isn't real confidence-inspiring.

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Either is living in Zimbabwe.

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Ooh, point taken!

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LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Nancy Reagan was heartbroken over Charlton Heston's death. President Bush hailed him as a "strong advocate for liberty," while John McCain called Heston a devotee for civil and constitutional rights.

Even Michael Moore, who mocked Heston in his gun-control documentary "Bowling for Columbine," posted the actor's picture on his Web site to mark his passing.

Heston, who died Saturday night at 84, was a towering figure both in his politics and on screen, where his characters had the ear of God (Moses in "The Ten Commandments"), survived apocalyptic plagues ("The Omega Man") and endured one of Hollywood's most-grueling action sequences (the chariot race in "Ben-Hur," which earned him the best-actor Academy Award).

Better known in recent years as a fierce gun-rights advocate who headed the National Rifle Association, Heston played legendary leaders and ordinary men hurled into heroic struggles.

"In taking on epic and commanding roles, he showed himself to be one of our nation's most gifted actors, and his legacy will forever be a part of our cinema," Republican presidential candidate McCain said in a statement that also noted Heston's involvement in the civil-rights movement and his stand against gun control.

Heston's jutting jaw, regal bearing and booming voice served him well as Marc Antony in "Julius Caesar" and "Antony and Cleopatra," Michelangelo in "The Agony and the Ecstasy," John the Baptist in "The Greatest Story Ever Told" and an astronaut on a topsy-turvy world where simians rule in "Planet of the Apes."

"Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life," Heston's family said in a statement. "We knew him as an adoring husband, a kind and devoted father, and a gentle grandfather with an infectious sense of humor. He served these far greater roles with tremendous faith, courage and dignity."

The actor died at his home in Beverly Hills with his wife, Lydia, at his side, family spokesman Bill Powers said. He declined to comment on the cause of death or provide further details Sunday.


I think Charles Heston may have been the last of the John Wayne's.  May God richly bless him and his family.

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So...I can have his guns then?


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TWIN FALLS, Idaho—Ryan Horsley seems confident that he will triumph over a government shakedown that has cost his family business about $200,000 in legal fees, as he fights to keep Red’s Trading Post, a fourth-generation firearms store, in operation.

Red’s is Idaho’s oldest surviving firearms dealership. Sometime this summer, federal judge Ed Lodge, who’s best known for presiding over the dramatic Randy Weaver case, will decide if the federal government is right in claiming that Red’s “willfully” violated the law by making a relatively small number of clerical mistakes in its firearms sales records.

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives (BATFE), a relic of the prohibition days whose modern-day legitimacy is an open question, has been poring through the store’s sales records since at least 2005, looking for such “willful” clerical violations.

Although Horsley at first thought that the BATFE would not push the matter into court, in order to avoid any bad publicity that may accompany a ruling contrary to the government’s position, the matter did go to court on March 3-4, 2008 in Boise—about a year to the day since the battle heated up.

In early March of 2007, the federal agency revoked Red’s Federal Firearms License, but a judge granted an injunction against the BATFE to halt that process, thereby allowing Red’s to continue operating in Twin Falls, where another firearms dealer, Blue Lake Sporting Goods, was shut down by the BATFE. In that case, the store turned in its FFL and buckled under the weight of legal expenses.

Horsley, a particularly irrepressible man who so far has resisted what could easily have plowed his store under, told AFP on March 26 that he feels good about the court proceedings, believing that the government did not convince Judge Lodge that the store is a menace to public safety and deserves having its FFL revoked.

The FFL allows dealers to buy and sell firearms; revoking it would doom the store. Horsley also recalled that when the BATFE first tried to revoke the FFL, it claimed that Red’s was a “threat to public safety” but turned around and said that Red’s still could sell the 1,000 or so firearms already in stock—as long as it did not order additional guns to sell.

“You see what I’m up against?” Horsley said. Horsley’s attorney, Richard Gardiner, told AFP that Red’s largest number of clerical errors on BATFE Form 4473 involved something simple, such as not listing the county of residence of the gun-buyers. But he added that all these forms included zip codes. Many of the purchasers are from Twin Falls County, which has a city of the same name.

Gardiner thinks that Red’s practices do not break federal regulations in listing only the city (plus the zip code), even if the county of residence is sometimes not listed.

“We take the position that the regulations do not require both [city and county]” Gardiner said.

So, why did the BATFE bring what appears to be a weak case to court? Horsley’s view is that the agency cannot very well spend $3 million just on its case against Red’s—to try to revoke an FFL that cost the store just $300 every three years to maintain—and then drop the matter.

“If they just back off, they would have nothing to show for it,” Horsley said, as he struggled to comprehend why $3 million in taxpayer dollars have been spent on a case where no evidence has been found to suggest that Red’s has knowingly put guns into the hands of criminals or committed some other serious act.

Horsley feels the BATFE simply is trying to portray Red’s as a bad place, which, however, is a little tough, considering that local police officers have worked there.

“Many times we’ve had part-time law enforcement officers working for us,” Horsley said.

The local sheriff, Wayne Tousley, told AFP in a 2007 interview that, as the chief law enforcement officer of Twin Falls County, the BATFE is supposed to come to him first to conduct its investigations. But he said then that the agency typically bypasses him.


I'm so glad the ATF is keeping me safe from dangerous criminals like Ryan Horsley.  His wanton disregard for paperwork is a threat to us all!

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Lets prove it wasn't a waste of money...throw more money at it!
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Boy you can tell this was an AFP article ha ha.

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Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says the list also included the names of three students and a school staff member.

No one was injured.

The two boys, both juniors, have not been found to have possessed any weapons.

School superintendent James Chapman said in a posting on the district's Web site that the boys said the list was a joke. School officials and police were taking it seriously.

The local prosecutor said, "At this point we believe that this student did not pose any serious threat to any of the people on the list, especially to Chuck Norris," TMZ reported.


Oh, for the love of peat moss...

I hope they don't find my hit list with dinosaurs and Satan on it.   These boys are just very, very lucky that the authorities found out about this hit list before Chuck Norris did.


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Japan is at the top of my hit list.

...then, Canada!
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http://www.networkworld.com/community/node/26847

Throwing away a CD?  That's a piracy!

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Wow, that's so ridiculous as to be almost unbelievable!  UMG can blow me.

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`X-Files' movie title is out there: `I Want to Believe'

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LOS ANGELES (AP) -- The truth is finally out there about the new "X-Files" movie title.

The second big-screen spinoff of the paranormal TV adventure will be called "The X-Files: I Want to Believe," Chris Carter, the series' creator and the movie's director and co-writer, told The Associated Press.

Distributor 20th Century Fox signed off on the title Wednesday.

The title is a familiar phrase for fans of the series that starred David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson as FBI agents chasing after aliens and supernatural happenings. "I Want to Believe" was the slogan on a poster Duchovny's UFO-obsessed agent Fox Mulder had hanging in the cluttered basement office where he and Anderson's Dana Scully worked.

"It's a natural title," Carter said in a telephone interview Tuesday during a break from editing the film. "It's a story that involves the difficulties in mediating faith and science. `I Want to Believe.' It really does suggest Mulder's struggle with his faith."

"I Want to Believe" comes 10 years after the first film and six years after the finale of the series, whose opening credits for much of its nine-year run featured the catch-phrase "the truth is out there."

Due in theaters July 25, the movie will not deal with aliens or the intricate mythology about interaction between humans and extraterrestrials that the show built up over the years, Carter said.

Instead, it casts Mulder and Scully into a stand-alone, earth-bound story aimed at both serious "X-Files" fans and newcomers, he said.

"It has struck me over the last several years talking to college-age kids that a lot of them really don't know the show or haven't seen it," Carter said. "If you're 20 years old now, the show started when you were 4. It was probably too scary for you or your parents wouldn't let you watch it. So there's a whole new audience that might have liked the show. This was made to, I would call it, satisfy everyone."

Hardcore fans need not worry that the movie will be going back to square one, though, Carter said. The movie will be true to the spirit of the show and everything Mulder and Scully went through, he said.

"The reason we're even making the movie is for the rabid fans, so we don't want to insult them by having to take them back through the concept again," Carter said.

Carter said he settled on "I Want to Believe" from the time he and co-writer Frank Spotnitz started on the screenplay. It took so long to go public with it because studio executives wanted to make sure it was a marketable title, he said.

The filmmakers have kept the story tightly under wraps to prevent plot spoilers from leaking on the Internet, a phenomenon that barely existed when the first movie came out in 1998.

"We went to almost comical lengths to keep the story a secret," Carter said. "That included allowing only the key crew members to read the script, and they had to read it in a room that had video cameras trained on them. It was a new experience."


Alright, guys, what is the hype on this movie?  Will it be worth seeing, or is it going to suck?

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It depends...if FOX lets Carter do what he wants then it'll be good.  However if you hear Carter complaining about FOX or doing very little press...watch out.  I like they're going to do a monster story and I hope this will get us one more alien conspiracy sum up movie.

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Pat!  Got a question.  If you refuse to sign a speeding ticket I assume it still sticks and you have to pay the fine no matter what, right?

If so, why did this guy get a tazin?

Maybe because he mouthed off to the cop?  At work and no sound.  Sad
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He got tazed because he was disrespectin' authoritah!

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Well each state is different so I couldn't tell you if you could get arrested for not signing a ticket.  Here in MI you don't have to sign.

However signing it is just a promise to show up in court or pay the fine; it's not an admission of guilt.

Bob is correct.  The officer is on some big power trip and you cannot ask questions, I guess.  I do have to say that if I was ticketed on a highway there's no way I'm getting out of my car.  Not to mention that's what traffic court is for.  If the officer is writing you, he's probably not going to say he made a mistake.

But this guy has to go to court anyways, at least I hope so, to sue the department for excessive force!

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Date: 2006-01-01, 11:27AM MST


You were the mugger/robber at Awkatukee theatres two nights ago.

I was the man who robbed you in return.

Did you honestly expect me to just hand over my wallet to you?

I’m a foot taller than you.

Did you honestly expect me to be scared of your kitchen knife?

I love how you peed yourself when I opened my trunk and cocked a shotgun in your face.

Did you honestly expect me to let you call my girlfriend a whore?

I used the money from your wallet to buy her some New Years lingerie.

I threw your clothes in the dumpster behind Best Buy, across from the theatres.

Are you still tied with jumper cables to the handicapped sign pole? I hope not.

Thank you for the use of your credit card. You can get away with not showing identification at Safeway, Chevron, and many other places. You just saved me a fortune on alcohol for New Years, groceries for two weeks at least, and I also got a full take of gas. I also bought myself some New Year’s cologne from the mall, ate a sensible lunch at Subway, and my girlfriend wanted some shoes at Saks Fifth Avenue; and I renewed both our gym passes. Then, it was maxed out, and I was sad. I think it was the shoes that did that. Sorry.

I sold your gold jewelry to a pawn store in Tempe, one plaza down from the 99 cent store. Same for your diamond (and it was real, to think I doubted you) stud earring. I stuffed the money from those items in the crippled children’s jar at 7/11.

I think your knife might be in the street still, or the parking lot where you tried to rob me.

So, Mr. Robber, the next time you try to mug a 6’8, 230 pound, man who grew up middle class white trash, please, think twice. My kind, doesn’t like your kind.

In fact we hate everything about you.

Your Friend,

The man who robbed a robber.

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I'm sure this is fake, but it is still good for a laugh.

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Why does it matter how tall you are or how much you weigh when you have a damn shot gun (or shotty for bob!)?

...I would fear a 3 foot tall little girl if she was pointing a loaded shot gun at me.
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Bahahaha, rox0r!  The only thing better than girls with shotguns is girls with AR-15's.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

In his upcoming biography of Jesus, "Basic Instinct" director Paul Verhoeven will make the shocking claim that Christ probably was the son of Mary and a Roman soldier who raped her during the Jewish uprising in Galilee.

An Amsterdam publishing house said Wednesday it will publish the Dutch filmmaker's biography of Jesus, "Jesus of Nazareth: A Realistic Portrait," in September.

It will be translated into English in 2009, Marianna Sterk of the publishing house J.M. Meulenhoff said. Verhoeven hopes it will be a springboard for him to raise interest in making a film along the same lines, she said.

The 69-year-old director, who also directed "Showgirls" — starring Elizabeth Berkley in one of the most panned films of the '90s — and sci-fi action hits like "Total Recall" and "RoboCop," as well as the sci-fi bust "Starship Troopers," claims he and co-biographer Rob van Scheers have written the most realistic portrayal of Jesus ever published.

In addition to suggesting that the Virgin Mary may have been a rape victim, the book will also say that Christ was not betrayed by Judas Iscariot, one of the 12 original apostles of Jesus, as the New Testament states.

Catholic League President Bill Donohue called Verhoeven's claim about Mary "laughable."

"Here we go again with idle speculation grounded in absolutely nothing," Donohue told FOXNews.com. "He has no empirical evidence to support his claim, which is why they say 'may have.'"

Donohue also mocked the fact that Verhoeven — best known for directing the famous Sharon Stone crotch scene in "Basic Instinct" — reportedly worked on the book for 20 years, only to come up with a "probably."

"He's been working 20 years trying to sell this argument and hasn't come up with anything," Donohue said. "This won't make a dent with Christians, nor with scholars somewhat wary of the biblical account.

"It's a European version of Hollywood. He should go back to Sharon Stone's legs."

Kirk Bingaman, director of the pastoral counseling program at Fordham University's Graduate School of Religion, said the idea that Mary was raped and that the rapist was Jesus' father is not new.

"The idea goes back to ancient sources from the 1st or 2nd century; I personally don’t put a lot of stock in it. How would we ever know? We don’t have any empirical proof. I subscribe to the Apostles' Creed that Jesus was conceived of the Virgin Mary," he said.

Over the years, Verhoeven, who is Catholic and holds a doctorate in mathematics and physics from the University of Leiden, was a regular attendee of the Jesus Seminar, which was co-founded by the late religion scholar Robert W. Funk. The seminar called into question miracles and statements attributed to Jesus.

"The Jesus Seminar was big in the '80s and somewhat in the '90s," Donohue said. "They have been very controversial in challenging the accepted biblical account of Jesus. The goal is to question the divinity of Christ — to say he was nothing but a happy carpenter who worked at Lowe's or Home Depot."

Calls to Verhoeven's representatives were not immediately returned.


Once again, Hollywood loves stirring the pot on historical figures.  I like that he calls it " A Realistic Portrait" and not "A Funny Idea I Got When High".

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What a moron.  I'd love to see what "evidence" this guy has to support his ridiculous claims.

I have to say, I really like this Bill Donohue guy, Catholic League notwithstanding.  I'd shake his hand.

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An action-man style doll of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler has gone on sale in the Ukraine, with saleswomen comparing the doll to Barbie.
Supermarkets in the capital Kiev are stocking the 40 centimetre high figure of the fuhrer, complete with jackboots, leather trench-coat and swastika armband.

The £100 figure has a spare head "with a kind expression on it," glasses and several changes of clothes.

It comes in a presentation box with the dates of Hitler's birth and death on it.

The decision to market the figure comes at a time of growing extreme right political sentiment in Ukraine.

There are also reports of increasing xenophobia and racism, and of some extremists supporting racism similar to that of Nazi Germany under Hitler.

Critics believe a cult of Hitler could spring up among disaffected youths, too young to remember the ravages Nazism wreaked on the country.

Around three million people died as a result of the Nazi occupation of the Ukraine, including 1.5 million Jews.

Hitler wanted to turn the country into a buffer zone with Russia peopled by slave workers working for the Third Reich.

Although Ukranian laws prohibit any form of fascism or propaganda, the dolls are already on sale and will be mass marketed this summer.

One saleswoman said: "It is like Barbie. Kids can undress fuhrer, pin on medals and there's a spare head in the kit to give him a kinder expression on his face.

"He has glasses that are round, in the manner of pacifist Jon Lennon".

The doll will also come with accessories like a miniature Blondi, Hitler's faithful Alsatian who died alongside the Nazi in his bunker in Berlin in 1945.

The doll is dressed in long light-brown cloak, military uniform and jackboots.

According to the saleswoman, should the demand be high, manufacturers will go further and launch a series of themed Third Reich toys, including interiors of Hitler's chancellery, toy concentration camps with barbed wire, barracks and operating models of gas chambers and crematoriums.


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Accessories: The Hitler doll comes complete with uniform, cap, boots and belt



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All weather: The doll is equipped for all conditions




Some people are seriously screwed up in the head.  This has to be some kind of late April Fool's Day prank.

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Hitler be stylinz in his crunked shades, yo!
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A Dartmouth College writing teacher angered by students who didn't agree with her in class is threatening to sue them for discrimination.

Priya Venkatesan, who taught freshman writing at the Ivy League school from July 2005 until last month, ignited an uproar on campus Sunday after she sent a bizarre e-mail warning students she planned to sue them.

"I regret to inform you that I am pursuing a lawsuit in which I am accusing some of you (whom shall go unmentioned in this e-mail) of violating Title VII of anti-federal discrimination laws," she wrote in a message that contained several typos.

"I am also writing a book detailing my experiences as your instructor, which will 'name names,' so to speak. I have all of your evaluation and these will be reproduced in the book. Have a nice day."

Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act prohibits employment discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex or national origin. Venkatesan, a 1990 Dartmouth grad with advanced degrees in genetics and comparative literature, is of Indian ancestry.

Realizing that she cannot actually sue her students for employment discrimination, Venkatesan now says she will merely name them in her list of grievances in a suit she plans against Dartmouth.

"I have a whole list of instances that I felt I was subject to unprofessional behavior," she said. "Gosh darn it, it could have been motivated by race and gender."

Her biggest complaint is about the students in her 2008 writing class, who she said asked questions "in a very demeaning way." When another student stepped in to answer for her, she said he "would be received with respect and deference that I was not."

At one point, the class applauded a student who strongly disagreed with her postmodernism views.

Campus blogs were filled with invective about Venkatesan. Students called her a lousy teacher and ridiculed her typos and shaky grasp of the law.

Dartmouth had no comment beyond a statement from its lawyer, Robert Donin, saying Venkatesan has no basis for legal action.

Freshman Dean Gail Zimmerman told students not to open any more of Venkatesan's e-mails.

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Wow...you know it's bad when the Dean tells you not to open up the Prof's email...I wish more of the story would come out now.

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What is with all these horrible women professors thinking every comment is meant to demean them?

Like my intro to psyc teacher Ms. Kern.  One student called her a frigid bitch and she got all defensive.  She didn't even care that it was true!  I hope she goes to feminazi hell.
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As noted earlier today on Newsbusters by Matthew Balan, Michael Moore appeared on CNN's "Larry King Live" last evening. I caught a good portion of the "interview" (if King's constant agreement and sucking up qualify as an interview) and one little segment in particular got my attention. The subject was taxes:

MOORE: You were asking me a serious question. I'm sorry. Actually, you know what I would do is I would get -- I would try to lower Americans' taxes to the rate that the French pay. The French pay less taxes than we do, less.

KING: Socialist country?

MOORE: That's right, most of Europe pays less than we do. That's not the way we're told in this country. We're told, oh, they pay all these horrible taxes; 40 percent of their income goes to income taxes. Actually, the French federal income tax is around 10 percent. That 10 percent covers everything, the road, the cops, the military.

What they do is they have these other taxes. Here's your tax for your health care. Here's your tax for education. Here's your tax -- it's listed on your payroll stub, where it pays for these things.

KING: What's the total?

MOORE: Hear this out. In France, you have free health care, free college, and free or near free day care. The average America, if they don't have their health care covered, it's 12,000 dollars a year out of their pocket. That's a tax. If they're paying day care, 200 bucks a week, a month, whatever. That's a few thousands a year. College loans, people are paying their college loans at 40 years old, thousands of dollars in college that you don't pay in France.

If you added up tonight what every American, what you're paying right now out of your pocket for your college education, for day care, for health care, add that on to the taxes you pay, you're paying a lot more than what you're paying in France.

We don't call it a tax in this country. We have other words for it. That's what we're doing. We're being taxed to death. The French, for all that they riot and get out in the street and protest and whatever, you never see them out in the street saying, we pay too many taxes. They never complain about that because they get something for it. They get to go to a doctor when they're sick. Their kids get to go to school and college, not have to worry about it. They have help with their kids if they have kids and have to work.

That's all taken care of. They don't complain about their taxes. We complain about our taxes because we can't get a pothole fixed.

Moore, of course, harbors some absurd notions (he has many, to say the least) about what constitutes a "tax." So, let's examine the record on taxes as understood by 99% of the rest of the planet: Moore's "facts" about what the French and other Europeans pay in taxes -- less than Americans, he says -- are just plain laughable. For example, from where did Moore get his "fact" that the French pay 10% in income taxes? He doesn't say. Like the U.S., France has a progressive income tax with their rates ranging from 0% to 46.75% and intermediate brackets of 7.5%, 21%, 31%, 41%. (Source.) This source notes that the French income tax begins at Moore's stated 10% and ranges as high as 48.1%. (It also notes that the French have to pay a sizable 19.6% VAT.) The Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) calculates that the "combined effects of personal income tax, employee and employer social security contributions, payroll taxes and cash benefits" facing the French are quite larger than that facing Americans. For a single French individual the combined total is 50.1%, while for a married couple it's 41.7%. For the same in the U.S. it's 29.1% and 11.9% respectively. (See also this chart.) Be sure to also compare taxes of the other European countries to those of the United States in the previous links.

And notice how Moore delves into his typical labyrinthine word-smithing: He says that the supposed 10% French income tax "pays for everything," and that each thing that that 10% pays for is itemized on a Frenchman's paycheck. But at the same he states that "what they (the French) do is they have these other taxes." Hmm. I'm left scratching my head -- does the supposed 10% French income tax "pay for everything" ... or are there "these other taxes" as well? It's pretty obvious it's the latter (since there's that French 19.6% VAT in addition to income taxes) but when it comes to Moore playing it straight, well that's quite a bit to ask now, isn't it?

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Apparently Moore expects people to believe the French manage to maintain a vast welfare state with the highest tax brackets topping out at 10%.  Whatever stereotypes you might have about the French, hyper-efficiency isn't one of them.

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Posted: Apr. 29, 2008 10:04 a.m.

Auto Observer reports that the next generation of Toyota's wildly successful Prius hybrid "is coming soon and will launch at the Detroit auto show in January 2009."  The car will be "a touch bigger so offering more space. It will come with stronger 1.8-liter hybrid performance yet at the same time boast even better economy and class leading emissions, if early word is correct."  The Prius will feature "a bigger 1797 cc four cylinder gas engine to cope with the bigger body and counter criticism in some quarters of the weedy performance of the current 1.5," boosting the total output of the car to 160 horsepower (up from the current 110).  Sources say Toyota rates the new configuration for 94 mpg.


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May I be the first to call BS?  I didn't even think a gallon of gasoline had enough energy to push a reasonably sized sedan that far at any efficiency.

Spanky, what are your thoughts?  What the heck did they do to the engine in this thing to get 94 MPG from it?  Is it a "mostly electric" hybrid that will only get 94 MPG for about an hour with a full charge?

If this is even remotely close to true, the big three are screwed.  Toyota will be able to sell this car for darn near any price they want.

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I would say that yes this is true.  Hybrids have had the ability to get this kind of fuel efficiency for some time now, toyota is just the first to actually make it.  Nifty thing is, they are getting some flack now that the first prius' are starting to have their batteries fail.  Good thing it is only $5k + labor (dealer only) to fix.

Any car can get great economy with enough modifications (just like speed).  I can't find the link now but the current record holding ranger is at 118 miles traveled on 1 gallon of gas.  This was done on the salt flats (I think) with an average speed of 41mph.  This vehicle weighed around 1000lbs and had its engine destroked from 2.3L to 1.3L.

The article also said a 300lb person stepped on the back of the frame (where the bed of the truck should be) and warped it.  So while this could be done with enough shaving/drilling/weight reduction it is very impractical.
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COPIAGUE, N.Y. (AP) -- A Long Island man who flipped his finger at a police cruiser and then popped a wheelie on his motorcycle is recovering from injuries after crashing.

Suffolk County Police said Frank Patti, 26, of West Islip, rode by the police car at a service station in Copiague at 7:30 p.m. Sunday. Police say Patti made an obscene gesture to two officers in the car, popped a wheelie and then sped away.

Police gave chase.

When the motorcycle turned into a parking lot it crashed into a police car that had joined the chase.

Police said Patti was treated for minor injuries at Southside Hospital. He's charged with fleeing police, resisting arrest and several traffic violations.

He was being held for arraignment Monday. Police did not know if he had an attorney.


If you're going to flip off the police, make sure you look where you're going, dumbass!

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spanky wrote on May 6th, 2008 at 11:40am:
The article also said a 300lb person stepped on the back of the frame (where the bed of the truck should be) and warped it.  So while this could be done with enough shaving/drilling/weight reduction it is very impractical.


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LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- Elizabeth Halverson is a judge. But the way courthouse staffers see it, she expects to be treated like a queen.

Her former bailiff, for example, says Halverson made him feel like a "houseboy." He says the judge -- who is obese and uses a motorized scooter to get around -- made him put her shoes on her feet, massage her back, cover her with a blanket for naps and make sure her oxygen tank was filled. He says she asked him, "Do you want to worship me from near or afar?"

Halverson also surrounded herself with her own hired guards, saying she did not trust the courthouse security force to protect her. Another time, she allegedly had her husband sworn in so that she could ask him under oath whether he had completed chores at home.

Since then, the 50-year-old Nevada district judge has been locked out of her Las Vegas courtroom, suspended from the bench and brought up on judicial-misconduct charges that include not only misusing her position and treating her staff like personal valets but also tainting juries and falling asleep on the bench.

Nevada's judicial discipline commission is preparing for a week of open hearings next month that could put an end to Halverson's career.

Many lawyers are unwilling to talk publicly about the case because of the powerful figures involved, but expect the proceedings to be entertaining, to say the least.

Halverson denies the allegations.

"We believe the Judicial Discipline Commission has overreached," said her attorney, John Arrascada. "It's apparent that some people believe her physical appearance somehow makes her unable to perform her duties as a judge." He added, "Last time I checked, being a judge doesn't require a beauty contest."

Halverson holds a law degree from the University of Southern California and worked as a law clerk in the state court for nine years before she was elected to the bench in fall 2006. She handled civil and criminal cases alike.

When the bailiff who complained about her, Johnnie Jordan Jr., was reassigned, Halverson hired her own guards and let them bypass security checks at the courthouse. She called 911 when court administrators tried to enter her office.

In May 2007, the chief Clark County District Court judge, Kathy Hardcastle, locked her out of her courtroom. The following July, six months after Halverson was sworn in, the commission suspended her, accusing her among other things of creating a hostile work environment, hiring a technician to try to hack into the courthouse computer system, and causing mistrials in two sexual assault cases by improperly meeting with jurors.

The commission declared that she posed "a substantial threat to the public or to the administration of justice."

The case is laden with subplots. Hardcastle dismissed Halverson as a law clerk in 2004, saying that such a position is typically a short-time job and that it was time Halverson moved on. Halverson then mounted an unsuccessful bid for Family Court judge against Hardcastle's husband.

Hardcastle has insisted her actions against Halverson weren't personal.

Jeffrey Stempel, a law professor at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, said he is troubled by what appears to be an attempt to "micromanage" a judge.

"Judicial removal should generally be reserved for corruption and complete incompetence or inability to do the job," Stempel said. "One question you have to ask is, `Is this judge so bad we have to remove her before the voters have a chance to do so?' "

Dayvid Figler, a defense lawyer, said he had no complaints after trying cases in Halverson's courtroom.

"In fairness, she believes she's fighting the fight of a maverick," Figler said. "I think her position is, 'Why should I be another cog in the machine? Isn't it what the voters elected me to do, bring change?' "

Amid the hullabaloo, Halverson has filed for re-election in August to a six-year term and is soliciting contributions on her Web site. But she has also filed a request to stop the election, claiming that the Legislature unconstitutionally changed the procedures. She continues to draw her $130,000-a-year salary.

Halverson did not respond to an interview request. A shirtless man who answered the door at her home pointed to a "no trespassing" sign and ordered a reporter off the property. The yard is clean these days, after the city cited Halverson for leaving it strewn with junk and letting the water in her pool grow murky and stagnant.

In documents denying the allegations, Halverson has blamed disgruntled employees and vindictive colleagues.

She has submitted a report from a therapist who diagnosed her with an adjustment disorder, anxiety and depression. And she produced a letter from her physician, Dr. Michael Jacobs, who said she is diabetic, uses a wheelchair because of arthritis in her feet and knees, and needs oxygen to counteract the effects of sleep apnea.

Jacobs said a drop in blood sugar may have caused a brief episode in which she fell asleep in court. But he said there is no physical reason Halverson cannot be an effective judge.


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Reading that I thought she sounded exactly like wes Jabba the Hut.
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"I don't know how they decided that was a good idea," the department's spokesman, Lt. Bob Huntsman, said in a copyright story in Friday's Albuquerque Journal.

The Albuquerque Police Department has two helicopters for routine night patrols, and Huntsman said it costs about $80 an hour to keep one of the Kiowa copters flying. The pilot "who is not a police officer" is under contract to the department.

"We're going to look into it," Huntsman said. "If they violated policy or procedure, they're going to get disciplined for it. We've worked too hard to make this a professional unit to let lack of common sense tear us down."

Rio Rancho resident Keith Turner, who works near a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop on Albuquerque's west side, said he was taking a break with other people between 12:30 and 1 a.m., Thursday, when a police helicopter swooped down, circled and landed in a nearby dirt field.

"I was like, 'No, they'd better not go and get doughnuts,"' Turner said.

One of those aboard got out and went inside while the helicopter idled, he said. The passenger returned to the helicopter 10 to 15 minutes later carrying a box of Krispy Kremes, he said.

"I was angry, and I'm still kind of angry," Turner said. "You've got no business flying in to get doughnuts."

The chopper gave what Turner presumed was a goodbye toot on its police siren as it took off, he said.

Huntsman confirmed the incident, but said he had not had a chance to speak to those aboard. He said it appeared the duo were near the end of their shift and probably were flying back to the hangar on the west side.

"As far as we know, they did bring doughnuts back," he said.


One part of me wants to dropkick 'em in the nuts for pulling such an asinine stunt, but the other part of me wants to give 'em a high five for the sheer audacity of it!

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Well how else were they going to get their doughnuts??  Kripsy Kreme doesn't exactly deliver to helicopters (yet).  When life gives you lemons...fly your damned helicopter and get some doughnuts.

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But sadly all the evidence disappeared.  /caseclosed
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Reply #1670 - May 16th, 2008 at 1:28pm
 
spanky wrote on May 16th, 2008 at 12:30pm:
But sadly all the evidence disappeared.  /caseclosed


Quick, check their fingers for stickiness!

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Reply #1671 - May 19th, 2008 at 3:40pm
 
What Employers Should Look for When Hiring Women... in 1943.

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Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees: There's no longer any question whether transit companies should hire women for jobs formerly held by men. The draft and manpower shortage has settled that point. The important things now are to select the most efficient women available and how to use them to the best advantage.

Here are eleven helpful tips on the subject from Western Properties:

1. Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters, they're less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn't be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.

2. When you have to use older women, try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Older women who have never contacted the public have a hard time adapting themselves and are inclines to be cantankerous and fussy. It's always well to impress upon older women the importance of friendliness and courtesy.

3. General experience indicates that "husky" girls - those who are just a little on the heavy side - are more even tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

4. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally or physically unfit for the job.

5. Stress at the outset the importance of time the fact that a minute or two lost here and there makes serious inroads on schedules. Until this point is gotten across, service is likely to be slowed up.

6. Give the female employee a definite day-long schedule of duties so that they'll keep busy without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. Numerous properties say that women make excellent workers when they have their jobs cut out for them, but that they lack initiative in finding work themselves.

7. Whenever possible, let the inside employee change from one job to another at some time during the day. Women are inclined to be less nervous and happier with change.

8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

9. Be tactful when issuing instructions or in making criticisms. Women are often sensitive; they can't shrug off harsh words the way men do. Never ridicule a woman - it breaks her spirit and cuts off her efficiency.

10. Be reasonably considerate about using strong language around women. Even though a girl's husband or father may swear vociferously, she'll grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this.

11. Get enough size variety in operator's uniforms so that each girl can have a proper fit. This point can't be stressed too much in keeping women happy.


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Reply #1672 - May 19th, 2008 at 10:05pm
 
Here's a blurb about video game sales for last month.  I thought this might be interesting for all you Wii haters out there...

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Surprising absolutely no one, Nintendo took the number one and two slots in hardware sales. The Wii sold 714,200 units while the Nintendo DS moved 414,800 units (third place sales go to the PSP with 192,700 units). This month the Wii outsold the Playstation 2, PlayStation 3, PSP, and Xbox 360... combined.

While Grand Theft Auto IV took up the first (360) and third (PS3) slots in software sales, Mario Kart Wii came in number two with 1.12 million units sold in April. Frazier calls it "a classic example of counter-programming." Wii Play came in number four with 360,000 units sold, Super Smash Bros. Brawl came in at number five with 326,000 units, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness and Time came in at numbers seven and eight, with both games selling 202,000 units. Guitar Hero III took the number nine slot with 152,000 units. All told, Nintendo games took up six of the top ten games for April. 


If you want to see something really crazy, check out Nintendo's stock for the last five years.  I really wish I would've bought some Nintendo stock a few years back...

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From Craigslist...

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I HAVE A 1995 MO' VAN THAT GOT TRANSFORMED INTO THIS CATBUS. I BROUGHT IT TO A SHOPS AND I WAS LIKE HEY, CAN YOU TURN THIS INTO A CATBUS? SO THEY DID. THEN THAT DAY I DROVE IT HOME. THE CAT BUS ONLY HAS 50K, WHICH ARE ALL HIGHWAY MILES AS I DROVE IT TO WORK 2 DAYS A WEEK AND THAT WAS IT. IT'S IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE AND ALL THE FUR IS STILL ALL THERE. THE STEERING WHEEL HAS A CAT ON IT. IM ONLY ASKING 2900 FOR THE CATBUS BECAUSE ITS REALLY FURRY AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SICK ON IT.


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WASHINGTON - The U.S. discriminates against blind people by printing paper money that makes it impossible for them to distinguish among the bills' varying values, a federal appeals court ruled Tuesday.
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The ruling upholds a decision by a lower court in 2006. It could force the Treasury Department to redesign its money. Suggested changes have ranged from making bills different sizes to printing them with raised markings.

The American Council for the Blind sued for such changes but the Treasury Department has been fighting the case for about six years.

"I don't think we should have to rely on people to tell us what our money is," said Mitch Pomerantz, the council's president.

The U.S. acknowledges the design hinders blind people but it argued that blind people have adapted. Some relied on store clerks to help them, some used credit cards and others folded certain corners to help distinguish between bills.

The court ruled 2-1 that such adaptations were insufficient. The government might as well argue that, since handicapped people can crawl on all fours or ask for help from strangers, there's no need to make buildings wheelchair accessible, the court said.

Courts can't decide how to design the currency, since that's up to the Treasury Department. But the ruling forces the department to address what the court called a discriminatory problem.

Pomerantz says it could take years to change the look of money and until then, he expects that similar-looking money will continue to get printed and spent. But since blindness becomes more common with age, people in the 30s and 40s should know that, when they get older, "they will be able to identify their $1 bills from their fives, tens and twenties," he said.

Officials at the Treasury Department and the department's Bureau of Engraving and Printing, which prints the nation's currency, had no immediate comment on the ruling. The government could appeal to the Supreme Court.

While the government has been fighting to overturn the lower court ruling, it has been taking some steps toward modifying U.S. currency for the visually impaired.

The most recent currency redesign of the $5 bill introduced in March features a giant "5" printed in purple on one side of the bill to help those with vision problems distinguish the bill.

The appeals court also ruled that the U.S. failed to explain why changing the money would be an undue burden. The Treasury Department has redesigned its currency several times in recent years, and adding features to aid the blind would come at a relatively small cost, the court said.

Other countries have added such features, the court said, and the U.S. never explained what made its situation so unique.


Yes, because blind people have only been around the last 6 months.  How on Earth did blind people survive so long with being discriminated against?  Oh that's right...they folded their money certain ways depending on the amount.

Also deaf people are discriminated against when people have conversations or watch movies in theaters.  Mute people are discriminated against in choir.  Let's not forget baseball discriminated against double arm amputees and people in wheelchairs!

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Oh for the love of peat moss...

Next, they're going to claim that NPR Radio discriminates against deaf people.

What a bunch of crap!

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Affirmative action discriminates me as a white, male.  WHEN WILL US WHITE MALES GET OUR DAY, HUH?!?!?!
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Reply #1677 - May 28th, 2008 at 11:23am
 
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Nude maid cleans Cheval house, including the jewelry

TAMPA — A 50-year-old Lutz man hired a nude maid to clean his 2,281-square foot home Friday.

The woman arrived at the Cheval home in a one-piece light colored dress. She took off the one-piece light colored dress. She cleaned the house per their $100-per-hour agreement. Four bedrooms, three baths.

She redressed and left.

Shortly after, the man’s wife came home from vacation to discover $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

The man told Hillsborough Sheriff’s deputies he’d only left the maid alone in the bedroom a short while, spokeswoman Debbie Carter said.

Deputies are investigating. The nude maid, whom the man found on the Internet, is described as a white female, age 21 to 24.


I wonder where she hid the jewels?

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Could you do me a favor and send me a link to the money discrimination article? That might be interesting to bring into my disability class, especially since WMU's program specializes in blindness... =)

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Now that our wheelchair-ridin' pals can rock the virtual drums, the natural next step is fire breathing electric conveyances. Built by Lance Greathouse out of golf cart parts, a Marine rescue helicopter seat and, of course, a flame thrower, the "wheelchair" can zip along at 22 miles per hour, burninating whatever might cross its path. Lance says it best: "It was made for the disabled person looking for something a little different, why drive something that looks like a medical device when you can drive something lethal?" Exactly.


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I want one.

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It was made for diabled people...but what about all of us that are just too lazy to walk anywhere?

And...burninating...nuff said.
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Reply #1682 - Jun 9th, 2008 at 6:16pm
 
Ironman wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 5:46pm:


In the first group to go rolling down the hill, I saw a flash of red and thought the guy tore his arm off or something.  Unfortunately, it was just a red stripe on his shirt.

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Reply #1683 - Jun 12th, 2008 at 3:36pm
 
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=1903

some small independent game studio have published a point and click adventure game called Limbo of the Lost

...They also stole most of their backgrounds and art from current games.

Some examples:

Limbo of the Lost:

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UT2K4:

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Oblivion:

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http://www.kentmessenger.co.uk/paper/default.asp?article_id=9644&slide_id=1&news...

The company and game was started by these guys.

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They are about to be in a world of legal trouble. Bethesda I think has already moved to sue them.

Here is a list of other games/movies they have copied:


Diablo II, Painkiller, Unreal Tournament 2003, Enclave, Unreal Tournament 2004, Black & White, Thief: Deadly Shadows, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, Crysis, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, World of Warcraft, scenes from the 1997 film Spawn, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Rune
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Reply #1684 - Jun 12th, 2008 at 4:58pm
 
I meant to post this yesterday but I got too busy and forgot about it.  As of yesterday, ShackNews was only aware of the Oblivion ripoffs.  I hadn't heard about the other games.  Craziness!

The screenshots from Oblivion were such obvious ripoffs that I can't figure out how the company thought they'd get away with it.  I haven't played Oblivion for over a year now and I recognized several of the screenshots right off the bat.  Heck, I can tell you the names of the locations even now!

"Limbo of the Lost" is just a point-and-click adventure, kind of like Myst.  The "developers" apparent just turned off the UI in the other games, took a screenshot, and used them as flat 2D backgrounds for their point-and-click game.  As one poster on ShackNews pointed out, they could have at least used a decent computer and cranked the image quality before they took the screenshots!

This is pathetic.  I have no idea how they thought they would get away with this.

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Reply #1685 - Jun 12th, 2008 at 10:24pm
 
I hope the developers get away with it and the publishers get caught because the stupid publishers probably bought the game from the developers without knowing anything about gaming.  The guys holding the game obviously had money to spend and didn't know a lick about gaming.
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Reply #1686 - Jun 12th, 2008 at 10:58pm
 
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This is such complete and utter tripe.  How could they be so blatant and not expect to get caught?


More Oblivion screenshot comparisons.


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One of the images for an in-game item was stolen from Diablo...


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A couple of screenshots comparing Thief 3...


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The image in the background was stolen from Morrowind (Orcish Armor)...


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The background/border was stolen from Diablo 2...


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I'm sure we all recognize this train from UT2004...

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This bad boy was ripped from UT3.


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And, finally, a rip from Painkiller...


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Pirates of the Carribean and Vampire: Bloodlines have also been spotted.  I've played darn near all of these games, so this really blows my mind.  I almost want to download a copy of Limbo of the Lost just to find out how the heck they combined all of these genres into one game?


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Reply #1687 - Jun 12th, 2008 at 11:04pm
 
...and here's the kicker.  This is from an earlier interview conducted in December 2006.

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Gordon: So have any more recent games influenced your current project?

Steve: The project is more influenced by film and literature rather than other games, we want the experience to be as original as possible and as such we have made a calculated effort to keep away from other games in the genre. Limbo of the Lost is an experience first and foremost, secondly wrapped up in a game media and genre.

Gordon: During the long gestation for this game, what sort of changes have you made to bring it up to date.

Steve: All of the game (apart from initial background story and some character designs) had to be re-written, all the characters had to be created in 3D and animated, all the background scenes re-created, all the sounds, coding and music?..basically everything had to be redone or newly created for the PC version. This is not an old game that has been dressed up. This is the original concept, dusted off and re-created.


What a crock.

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Reply #1688 - Jun 13th, 2008 at 12:29am
 
heh not to mention their little UI graphic is what Blizzard uses on some of their WoW wallpapers.

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The Dubai skyline will be constantly changing after plans for the world's first rotating tower were unveiled.


The 80-storey "Dynamic Tower," will be a shifting skyscraper of luxury apartments on spinning floors, which will be attached to a central column.

Plans for the project were unveiled in New York by Italian architect David Fisher, who said: "This building will have endless different shapes".

The 420-meter (1,378-foot) building features 80 apartments that spin a full 360 degrees around a central column by means of 79 power-generating wind turbines located between each floor.


The apartments will take between one and three hours to make a complete rotation, and at 30,000 dollars (£15,254) per square meters, will cost between 3.7 million (£1.8 million) to 36 million dollars (£18 million).

Mr Fisher said the skyscraper, which would be energy self sufficient and cost about 700 million dollars (£355 million) to build, was due to be completed in Dubai by 2010.

The Mirax group plans to build a similar, 70-story skyscraper in Moscow. "We look forward to build a third one in New York and maybe in other cities," said Fisher.

"These buildings will open our vision all around, to a new life," he added.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/dubai/2191592/World%27s-fir...


Imagine the maintenance on this thing!  Not only the cost, but the feasibility!

Just when I thought nothing more pointless than Head On could be developed, Dubai comes along with this beast.  Crazy!

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Reply #1690 - Jun 25th, 2008 at 9:22am
 
people say that they nearly get sick from regular sky scrapers swaying back and fourth. I can only imagine with this one.
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Reply #1691 - Jun 25th, 2008 at 9:38am
 
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WHAT!?  Head On is not pointless!!  You apply directly to the forehead...then secks??
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Reply #1692 - Jun 25th, 2008 at 11:06am
 
1)  Apply directly to forehead.
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Reply #1693 - Jun 26th, 2008 at 9:19am
 
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RALEIGH, N.C. —  Thanks to some text message-savvy grandchildren, North Carolina drivers whose license plates have the potentially offensive "WTF" letter combination can replace the tags for free.

The News & Observer of Raleigh reported Tuesday the state Division of Motor Vehicles has notified nearly 10,000 holders of license plates with the letter combination. Officials learned last year the common acronym stands for a vulgar phrase in e-mail and cell phone text messages.

But this week, the DMV officials got another surprise when they learned the same letters appeared on the agency's own Web site on a sample personalized plate.

"I can't believe it," DMV Commissioner Bill Gore said Monday when told about the online glitch. "Obviously, I didn't know it was there."

Officials are working to remove the sample plate.

The "WTF-5505" used on the Web site's sample plate was the first random letter combination available when DMV switched from blue- to red-lettered plates, officials said. DMV spokeswoman Marge Howell received a sample plate WTF-5506 to use as a prop for news stories about the switch.

A 60-year-old technology teacher from Fayetteville complained about the plate last July after her teenage grandchildren clued her in.


They are also the proud state that issued the 2GRLS1CUP plate.

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Reply #1694 - Jun 30th, 2008 at 2:33pm
 
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LONDON — A British high school student received credit for writing nothing but a two-word obscenity on an exam paper because the phrase expressed meaning and was spelled correctly.

The Times newspaper on Monday quoted examiner Peter Buckroyd as saying he gave the student — who wrote an expletive starting with f, followed by the word "off" — two points out of a possible 27 for the English paper.

"It would be wicked to give it zero because it does show some very basic skills we are looking for, like conveying some meaning and some spelling," Buckroyd was quoted as saying.

"It's better than someone that doesn't write anything at all."

Buckroyd said the student would have received a higher mark if the phrase had been punctuated.

Buckroyd is a senior examiner for the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance, one of several bodies that grade British high school exams.

He said the expletive was used in 2006 by a student in response to the question: "Describe the room you are sitting in."

The alliance confirmed the newspaper's story was accurate, but said Buckroyd's decision to award the student marks was not official policy.

"The example cited was unique in the experience of the senior examiner concerned and was used in a pre-training session to emphasize the importance of adhering to the mark scheme: i.e. if a candidate makes any sort of response to a question then it must be at least given consideration to be awarded a mark," the company said in a statement.

It said obscenities on exam papers "should either be disregarded, or action will be taken against the candidate, depending on the seriousness of the case."



Wow.  This student should have been whacked upside the head with a book, but no, we're going to give him credit for insulting us instead!

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Reply #1695 - Jun 30th, 2008 at 5:05pm
 
Well it's because our precious little snowflake might get his feelings hurt and he only wrote that because he wasn't able to deal with standardize testing that challenges him waaay too much.  Boo hoo.

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Reply #1696 - Jul 2nd, 2008 at 9:25am
 
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COPENHAGEN (Reuters) - A drunken 78-year-old Swede stole a dinghy after a night out in the Danish town of Helsingor and tried to row back to Sweden, but fell asleep halfway, Danish police said on Monday.

When the man discovered he lacked the necessary funds to pay for the ferry from Helsingor to Helsingborg in Sweden on Saturday, he decided to row the five km (three miles) across the strait of Oresund that separates the two.

He quickly grew tired and, trusting fortune and the currents to see him safely home, took a snooze at the bottom of the boat, where Danish police later found him out at sea, still asleep.

The strait is one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world. Police said the owner of the dinghy had decided not to press charges.


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I had no idea Spanky was Swedish!

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Reply #1697 - Jul 2nd, 2008 at 11:13am
 
Chrono Trigger is coming to Nintendo DS!

http://www.square-enix.co.jp/ctds/

Honestly, I'm not all that excited about yet-another Chrono Trigger port, but this is somewhat momentous because it shows that Square hasn't completely forgotten the franchise.  Hopefully they'll get off their collective butts and start working on a second sequel!

For those of you that aren't familiar with Chrono Trigger, it is the best game ever, and you can go straight to hell if you disagree with me.

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APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin.  The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.

The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.  The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.


Any article written by WWMT is actively painful to read, but this one was funny enough that it warranted a post here, crappy writing and all!

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DACULA - As the famous twang of Hank Williams Jr. blasted from an SUV stereo Friday afternoon, about 30 folks socialized, sipped soda and puffed on cigarettes.

No, this wasn't a Fourth of July backyard barbecue. It was the run-up to a wedding.

In a Waffle House parking lot.

The lucky couple, George "Bubba" Mathis and Pamela Christian - both 23 and employees at the Dacula diner located at the Ga. Highway 316/U.S. Highway 29 interchange - wouldn't have it any other way.

"I don't know, it's something different," Mathis said while fixing his tie prior to the ceremony.

For years, the couple tried to marry on their Independence Day anniversary. But the bride was always scheduled to work. Instead of waiting any longer - she got the day off at the last minute; Mathis had to report for the morning shift - the couple of nine years decided to seal the deal at work.

The result was what a NASCAR tailgate might be like if Hank Jr. himself stopped by with all his rowdy friends: Loud and proud - country music, storytelling and plenty of Dale Earnhardt paraphernalia - and not an iota of pretentiousness.

Shortly after exchanging vows under the shade of a tree next to the parking lot, both man and wife let out sighs of relief as they picked up their two little blonde girls and chatted with family and friends. But there was not time to relax - the wedding cake had to be cut inside.

"It's been crazy, madness," the bride said. "Finally, everything worked out."

Standing nearby, the father of the newly minted Mrs. Pamela Mathis, William Christopher, wondered if anyone had videotaped the ceremony. He wants to send it in to CMT.

"I think it's pretty redneck myself," he said, laughing. "But I'm a redneck anyway, so."

The couple plans to honeymoon Monday and Tuesday, but then it's back to work.

The destination?

"I don't know yet," Mathis said.



You guys have got to check out the photo slideshow at the bottom of the article here!

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Reply #1700 - Jul 10th, 2008 at 7:17pm
 
See even rednecks play to stereotypes!  Why did his name have to add insult to injury?  Bubba!

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Reply #1701 - Jul 10th, 2008 at 8:19pm
 
I know this prob. belongs under Pictures and Video thread...but this guy was an idiot!!!

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Reply #1702 - Jul 11th, 2008 at 8:48am
 
X wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 8:19pm:
I know this prob. belongs under Pictures and Video thread...but this guy was an idiot!!!

http://break.com/index/how-not-to-use-the-drive-through-atm.html


Holy crap!

He must have really hit that thing to bring it down completely!  I'm glad nobody else was waiting under that awning!

When I worked at the bank, one of the most common maintenance problems was repairing the "cash drawer" at the branch offices.  This is the drawer that slides out from the building into the first lane that allows people to make deposits or get change rolls that can't go through the vacuum tube.  Even when closed, it sticks out from the building about six inches.

It used to get hit on a fairly regular basis, even though it was very brightly marked.  One time, it got hit so hard that it was ripped out of the building, and much of the brick facade around it was damaged.

Interesting times...

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DALLAS — Police got quite a surprise Wednesday morning when they discovered cocaine worth $400,000 secretly hidden in a 2004 black Infiniti that they have been driving two months, officials said.

An officer cleaning the car seized at a drug house earlier this year discovered the nearly 50 pounds of cocaine carefully hidden in hydraulically controlled compartments at the northeast patrol station.

"These compartments have recently been more and more popular with drug operations," Deputy Chief Julian Bernal, commander of the narcotics division, said in Wednesday's online edition of The Dallas Morning News.

Undercover Dallas police put the two-door black Infiniti into police service on May 7 after seizing it at a drug house.

Bernal said police officers in March responded to a report of gunshots and masked individuals beating a man behind a house in northwest Dallas.

There, police found blood on a 1999 Honda and a trail of blood leading into the home.

No one was home, but police found $34,000 in cash, drug scales and a small amount of cocaine. Police also seized the Honda and the Infiniti.

Bernal said the narcotics division searched both of the vehicles and found nothing. The Honda was sold at auction.

Bernal said police plan to contact the person who bought it to find out if drugs were hidden in the Honda, too. And, they are also trying to find out who owned the cocaine they have been secretly driving around with.


Dang, what size of compartment would you need to hide $300,000 worth of cocaine?

I mean, you can't just put $200,000 worth of cocaine in the glove box.

I'd guess that the $100,000 of cocaine was in some sort of trunk container.

Anyway, its good that the $50,000 worth of cocaine is off the streets!


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Reply #1704 - Jul 11th, 2008 at 7:04pm
 
50 pounds of coke isn't even that big really....you could have easily fit that much in that back of brineys lan van.

Now inside an infiniti...hidden....while impressive....isnt actualy an impossible feet....but it is pretty damn amazing.
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Wes? Have you been doing more than skipping out on court appearance for traffic violations?!

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Reply #1706 - Jul 11th, 2008 at 9:37pm
 
Haha no.  But I know that cocaine is roughly the same mass and consistency as flour (Thats why its commonly used as a means of "watering" down cocaine).  And I know what a one pound bag of loosely packed flour that you buy at the grocery store looks like.

Considering that a drug dealer probably packages his cocaine a helluva lot more compact than that, I can imagine 50 of those bags easily fitting into a vehicle.

I think b0b was misunderstanding that "400,000" dollars in cocaine isn't exactly the same amount as lets say....."400,000" dollars of chocolate Smiley
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Reply #1707 - Jul 12th, 2008 at 1:44am
 
Mmm, chocolate!


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Bradley LaShawn Fowler, 39, of Canton, Mich., is seeking $60 million from Zondervan and another $10 million from Thomas Nelson Publishing in lawsuits filed in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan, the Grand Rapids Press reported.

Fowler filed his claim against Grand Rapids-based Zondervan Monday, alleging its Bibles' references to homosexuality as a sin have made him an outcast from his family and contributed to physical discomfort and periods of "demoralization, chaos and bewilderment," the paper said.

He filed suit against Tennessee publisher Thomas Nelson in June.

Zondervan says that even if Fowler's claim is credible, he's suing the wrong party. A company spokesman told WOOD-TV in Grand Rapids that Zondervan doesn't translate the Bible or own the copyright for any of the translations but relies, instead, on the "scholarly judgment of credible translation committees."

U.S. District Judge Julian Abele Cook Jr. refused Monday to appoint an attorney to represent Fowler in the Thomas Nelson case, saying the court "has some very genuine concerns about the nature and efficacy of these claims."

Fowler, who is representing himself in both lawsuits, says in his complaint against Zondervan that the publisher intended to design a religious, sacred document to reflect an individual opinion or a group's conclusion to cause "me or anyone who is a homosexual to endure verbal abuse, discrimination, episodes of hate, and physical violence ... including murder."

Fowler alleges both Zondervan and Thomas Nelson, with its King James Bible, manipulated Scripture without informing the public by using the term "homosexuals" in a New Testament passage, 1 Corinthians 6:9.

He told the Grand Rapids TV station in an interview he wants to "compensate for the past 20 years of emotional duress and mental instability."


I wonder how this guy deals with more specific verses, such as Leviticus 20:13?

It sounds like the judge is just going to throw this out, thankfully.  If not, he needs to be tarred, feathered, and run out of town.


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Reply #1709 - Jul 18th, 2008 at 12:28pm
 
Well he should wait 4 years until the Dems can get the "Fairness Doctrine" made into law and do what Canada did...make The Bible hate speech.

I wonder if suing God is a sin?  Or if I can sue for things like, "Render unto Cezar what is Cezar's"...my computer just keeps hitting me up for "protection money".

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BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - The video of two men involved in an altercation outside a Church of Scientology has garnered a lot of hits on YouTube, but it happened right here in West Michigan.

Two men protesting the Church of Scientology got more than they bargained for when a man and a woman from the church came out and confronted them last week. Even though they had the right to stand on the sidewalk in front of the Church of Scientology, the two protesters set up across the street for safety and visability, but Scientology members came across the street to engage them in a physical confrontation.

Newschannel 3's Ranji Sinha spoke to the men in a Newschannel 3 exclusive, and also spoke to the Church of Scientology for their reaction.

The protesters are from a group that calls themselves simply "anonymous" and has been targeting the Church of Scientology for months.

"We weren't even shouting, we were just there, last month we were warned by the police not to shout at cars and whatever, so we were just standing there across the street." said one of the men who claims to be one of the individuals in the video, and who wishes to remain anonymous, fearing retaliation from the Church of Scientology.

Members of the group wear masks, including the Guy Fawkes, V-for-Vendetta mask; a calling card of anonymous members, and want to tell what they see as the truth about Scientology.

"The church has a very simple and very harsh way of dealing with anyone who criticizes them, stalking, framing criminal acts trying to get them to lose their jobs." said one of the anonymous men.

The Church of Scientology gave Newschannel 3 a statement on the incident saying that "it is clear that these two masked individuals were only interested in inciting hatred and harassing members of the church. Some of our other churches have experienced threats and acts of vandalism from other members of the same group. They have no interest in free and open discussions."

The statement went on to say that "the church is not anonymous' only target. They harass people for their own amusement."

Both anonymous members say differently. "I didn't march across the street and rip the sign out of somebody's hands, I didn't get within an inch of their face and try to get them to fight back," said one anonymous man.

The Church of Scientology also says their Battle Creek office has done anti-drug work, and supported the city's fallen officers memorial.


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Reply #1711 - Jul 18th, 2008 at 3:12pm
 
*couch couch*...I didn't even know  Battle Creek has a "church of Scientology.  I got to find this youtube video...I like watching them.

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A generation ago, the livelihood of Gloria Nunez's family was built on cars.

Her father worked at General Motors for 45 years before retiring. Her mother taught driver's education. Nunez and her six siblings grew up middle class.

Things have changed considerably for this Ohio family.

Nunez's van broke down last fall. Now, her 19-year-old daughter has no reliable transportation out of their subsidized housing complex in Fostoria, 40 miles south of Toledo, to look for a job.

Nunez and most of her siblings and their spouses are unemployed and rely on government assistance and food stamps. Some have part-time jobs, but working is made more difficult with no car or public transportation.

Low-income families in Ohio say they are particularly hard-hit by the changes in the economy, according to a new poll conducted by NPR, The Kaiser Family Foundation and Harvard School of Public Health. Two-thirds of lower-income respondents, or 66 percent, say paying for gas is a serious problem because of recent changes in the economy. Nearly half of low-income Ohioans, or 47 percent, say that getting a well-paying job or a raise in pay is also major problem.

'I Just Can't Get A Job'

Nunez, 40, has never worked and has no high school degree. She says a car accident 17 years ago left her depressed and disabled, incapable of getting a job. Instead, she and her daughter, Angelica Hernandez, survive on a $637 Social Security check and $102 in food stamps.

Hernandez received her high school diploma and has had several jobs in recent years. But now, because fewer restaurants and stores are hiring, she says she finds it hard to find a job. Even if she could, she says it's particularly hard to imagine how she'll keep it. She says she needs someone to give her a lift just to get to an interview. And with gas prices so high, she's not sure she could afford to pay someone to drive her to work every day.

People tell Nunez her daughter could get more money in public assistance if she had a child.

"A lot of people have told me, 'Why don't your daughter have a kid?'"

They both reject that as a plan.

"I'm trying to get a job," Hernandez says. "I just can't get a job."

Hernandez says she's trying to get training to be a nurse's assistant, but without her own set of wheels or enough money to pay others for gas, it hasn't been easy.

'What's Going To Happen To Us?'

Most of their extended family lives in the same townhouse complex. The only employer within walking distance is a ThyssenKrupp factory that makes diesel engine parts. That facility, which employs 400 people, is shutting down and moving to Illinois next year.

The only one with a car is Irma Hernandez, Nunez's mother. Hernandez says that with a teenage son still at home, the cost of feeding him and sending him to school is rising, and she can no longer pay for the car.

She's now two car payments behind.

"I'm about to lose my car," she says on her way to pick up one of her daughters to take her to Toledo. "So then what's going to happen to us?"

So Nunez and her daughter are mostly stuck at home.

The rising cost of food means their money gets them about a third fewer bags of groceries — $100 used to buy about 12 bags of groceries, but now it's more like seven or eight. So they cut back on expensive items like meat, and they don't buy extras like ice cream anymore. Instead, they eat a lot of starches like potatoes and noodles.

www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=92592545


Why am I posting this story?  Check out the picture of the two starving souls mentioned...


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Listen, I'm by no means a small guy, but at least I pay for my Twinkies with my own hard-earned cash.  If you have to weigh-in down at the local cattle feed store, chances are that you're not hurting for grocery money.

If she needs a job but can't find a car to get there, why doesn't she consider a bicycle.  Not only would she make money that way, but she would definitely lose some weight in the process.

I propose a cage match to the death.  The loser will be rendered into meat and given to the winner.  Manlaw?

The best part is that we'll keep paying for these losers until they die.  Just wait until they are diagnosed with diabetes, congestive heart failure, or any other disease that is commonly found in the morbidly obese.  Then, we'll get to foot the bill for Medicare/Medicaid, too!  What, you didn't think they'd paid for it themselves, did you?

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Reply #1713 - Jul 22nd, 2008 at 10:18am
 
Hooray for wealth redistribution!


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First of all, my brith, 24 years ago, left me depressed and hurt.  Where's my money.

Second, 700+ dollars is not too much less on what I make every 2 weeks.  I sure don't use it all right now, considering I'm saving up for my own place.  But dang, if that's monthly and she lives in govt housing and doesn't have TV/Phone (which they probably do).  It could be done.   When will people realize that govt assistance was really there only for a short while, not to sustain a person from cradle to grave?  Of course, if Hillary Clinton and her compatriots have her way, we'll be giving people cars *comes from an actual news story about giving illegal immigrants not only drivers licenses but cars as well.*

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Reply #1715 - Jul 22nd, 2008 at 5:07pm
 
I just don't get it.  Those women have fail written all over them.

The mother is 40, but she has never held a job.  She claims that she can't work because of a car accident that occurred 17 years ago has left her... depressed.

So if she got hit by a car when she was 23, why the hell didn't she have a job or a college degree at that time?

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If you can't put forth the minimal effort to get a high school degree or GED the government should give you the goose egg until you do...then you have 2 months worth of support before it cuts off.

...and having a kid does not change the amount of money you get. (lets see how this effects birth rates)
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I will take up the effort and have the govt pay me to go around the country and find people like these, look carefully at their situation, and if they're like these people.  I give them good smacks to the face.  I figure, I'd get something out of giving these people my money.

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'We regard these kinds of anonymous allegations as disinformation,' defence ministry spokesman Ilshat Baichurin was quoted by RIA-Novosti as saying.

The report in state newspaper Izvestia on Monday cited an unidentified high-ranking air force official as saying such bombers were sent to Cuba to counter US shield plans.

The United States had refused to comment on the anonymous report but welcomed Moscow's denial of the intentions to resume bomber flights to Cuba.

'That's a very good thing,' said Gonzalo Gallegos, the State Department's acting deputy spokesman.

The United States has failed to convince Russia that plans to site parts of a missile shield in Poland and the Czech Republic are intended only to guard against rogue states such as Iran. Russia views the shield as a threat to its Cold War nuclear deterrent. The United States maintains the system is far too small to threaten Russia's strategic nuclear-missile fleet.


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Reply #1720 - Jul 25th, 2008 at 9:03am
 
I've been looking for something like this my whole life!

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Reply #1721 - Jul 25th, 2008 at 5:58pm
 
That's just freaky...I'm going to watch em all...crazy Japs

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Reply #1722 - Jul 28th, 2008 at 11:18am
 
Reason # 479 why we should have kept nuking japan.


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Reply #1723 - Jul 28th, 2008 at 3:56pm
 
From drudgereport/ The Smoking Gun:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0728082joker1.html


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Reply #1724 - Jul 28th, 2008 at 3:57pm
 
The best part is that I use to work with this guy at Taco Bell.  This is hilarious that someone actually made TSG.  I wonder what it feels like to know you're being ridiculed by the entire world like this?

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Reply #1725 - Jul 28th, 2008 at 4:09pm
 
Hey, somebody has to put TR on the map.  Why shouldn't it be him?

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Reply #1726 - Jul 28th, 2008 at 4:14pm
 
I assume it was the big huge Dark Knight poster on the way to theater 4,5, and 6.  It's those hanging material posters.
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I just saw Channel 3's news story on this.

It seems that if he would have come a few days before dressed up he would have been the only participant in a contest to win a Dark Knight poster.  Hilarious, ironic, and boy do I feel sorry for him lol...not really.

Anyone else think that a felony is a bit tough here?

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Reply #1728 - Jul 28th, 2008 at 7:17pm
 
They charged him with a felony?  There's no way that poster could be worth enough to justify that kind of charge!


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Reply #1729 - Jul 28th, 2008 at 9:48pm
 
They probably think its the start of a joker crime wave so they decide to try to stop it and make an example out of him.
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Reply #1730 - Jul 29th, 2008 at 3:22am
 
sigh now he is on yahoo's front page... what the crap is wrong with the media?


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Reply #1731 - Jul 29th, 2008 at 6:57am
 
This shows you that having movies people haven't seen yet cause crime.  We should burn Hollywood to the ground and then burn the ashes.  Then we will have no more crime.  The end.

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Reply #1732 - Jul 29th, 2008 at 3:55pm
 
I bet Stewie is going to have a stroke over this...

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FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.

And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.

Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as 'little people who look strange to us.'

He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a small frame, large eyes and head.

He claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would have been gone by now".

Dr Mitchell, along with with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes during their 1971 mission.

"I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we've been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real," Dr Mitchell said.

"It's been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it's leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it.

"I've been in military and intelligence circles, who know that beneath the surface of what has been public knowledge, yes - we have been visited. Reading the papers recently, it's been happening quite a bit."

Dr Mitchell, who has a Bachelor of Science degree in aeronautical engineering and a Doctor of Science degree in Aeronautics and Astronautics claimed Roswell was real and similar alien visits continue to be investigated.

He told the astonished Kerrang! radio host Nick Margerrison: "This is really starting to open up. I think we're headed for real disclosure and some serious organisations are moving in that direction."

Mr Margerrison said: "I thought I'd stumbled on some sort of astronaut humour but he was absolutely serious that aliens are definitely out there and there's no debating it."

Officials from NASA, however, were quick to play the comments down.

In a statement, a spokesman said: "NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe.

'Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on this issue.'


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Reply #1733 - Jul 29th, 2008 at 5:24pm
 
He's been saying that for years.  It's too bad his "sources" don't come forward.  Mitchell has been the "fringe" astronaut out of the 12 moon men and he even carried out a psychic experiment while on the moon.

There are a lot of strange things surrounding our trips to the moon.  I do believe we went there...however...there are some strange things.

With Mitchell for example, he says that he cannot remember a lot of the most pivotal moment of his life.  This isn't due to old age because even in the late 70s and early 80s he was having a hard time recalling what he did on the moon.

This seems just odd and I wonder if something wasn't done to his, and others', memories.

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Reply #1734 - Jul 29th, 2008 at 6:59pm
 
Our good friend "The Joker" showed up on Wii News today.  It's crazy seeing Three Rivers on the Wii.  I bet it'll never happen again.


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Before I move to the next story I was listening to ScrewAttack.com's podcast, Side Scrollers, and one of the news stories they covered was the TR Joker.  Wow...put us on the map for once.

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           A passenger traveling on a bus across Canada's vast Western plains stabbed, gutted and decapitated a man seated next to him in an unexplained attack, a witness told media Thursday.

The victim had been sleeping before he was repeatedly stabbed in the chest by a man with a large knife, witness Garnet Caton told public broadcaster CBC.

The other 35 passengers and driver were jolted by "blood-curdling screams" and fled. "He must have stabbed him 50 times or 60 times," said Caton.

When Caton and two others returned to check on the victim, he said they saw the attacker "cutting the guy's head off and gutting him."

"While we were watching ... he calmly walked up to the front (of the bus) with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly stared at us and dropped the head right in front of us."

Police then surrounded the bus and arrested the man, he said.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said they were investigating a "major incident" that occurred at 9 pm Wednesday (0200 GMT Thursday) on a Greyhound bus traveling eastbound from Edmonton to Winnipeg, but offered no details.


I say fake.  First of all we all "know" Canada aren't violent people.  Second of all we "know" that when you outlaw guns, no one kills anyone else.  Sadly, this is a really sick person and this is one of the few times I think the death penalty would be okay.  Stab, gut, and behead are sick, sick acts...esp. on a sleeping passenger that hasn't done one thing.

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"Some of you probably have a lot of trouble getting up in the morning. Perhaps what you need is a little more motivation than a loud sound, but maybe just a little motivational smell. Something like the fresh smell of cooked bacon might be just the ticket.

This is where the Wake n’Bacon comes into play. This is an alarm designed to wake up the user with the smell of freshly cooked bacon.

All that is required is that the user put in a frozen strip into the alarm, and it will start cooking up 10 minutes before the alarm sounds. Once the smell wafts out, you can act like that dog on the Beggin’ Strips ad: “I smell bacon. Where’s the bacon? It’s bacon!!!” If that doesn’t get you out of bed bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, I don’t know what will.

I will have to question why this product appears to be made of wood, but I think it is appropriate that it is shaped like a pig.

This product is not for everyone, especially those who don’t want their cholesterol level raised. If Homer Simpson had one of these, then he would be singing his way to the nuclear plant every morning. "

HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.


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Reply #1737 - Jul 31st, 2008 at 7:32pm
 
Can I gargle the bacon grease too?

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Bacon as soon as I wake up would rock.  But I would need a nap after eating though...
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Reply #1739 - Aug 1st, 2008 at 8:31am
 
When they come up with one that can make biscuits and gravy, give me a call.

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Reply #1740 - Aug 7th, 2008 at 6:14pm
 
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Circuit Court Judge Ronald Giles sent Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick to Wayne County Jail for failing to notify the court of his trip to Canada and violating the terms of his bond.
Despite Kilpatrick's humble apologies to the court beforehand, Giles said he needed to treat Kilpatrick as an ordinary citizen and sent him to immediately to jail.

Giles revoked Kilpatrick's bond and suspended all travel.


Well, at least now he'll get to meet his constituents face-to-face.

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Reply #1741 - Aug 7th, 2008 at 11:21pm
 
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Reply #1742 - Aug 8th, 2008 at 8:20am
 
A criminal...being treated like a criminal??


What has our justice system come to?
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Reply #1743 - Aug 8th, 2008 at 9:39am
 
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Bruce Ivins, scientist set for prosecution in US anthrax attacks, commits suicide


Bruce Ivins, a government scientist whom federal agents were preparing to prosecute in connection with the anthrax attacks that killed five in 2001, apparently committed suicide on Tuesday after learning authorities had identified him.

The death in Maryland of Ivins, who helped the FBI analyze anthrax samples used in the attacks, may bring to a close a long-running mystery in the US "war on terror". Following the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, the anthrax assaults crippled the US mail system and sowed fears the US was under attack from al-Qaida terrorists who had acquired biological weapons.

Ivins, whose name had not surfaced publicly in connection to the attacks, was a long-serving civilian bio-defense researcher at a top military research laboratory at Fort Detrick, Maryland.

According to the Los Angeles Times, which first reported the death, Ivins had recently been informed of his impending prosecution. He died Tuesday in a Maryland hospital after ingesting a large dose of prescription Tylenol with codeine, a friend told the Los Angeles Times.

The FBI declined to comment on the matter.

"We are not at this time making any official statements or comments regarding this situation," Debbie Weierman, a spokeswoman for the FBI's Washington field office, which is investigating the anthrax attacks, said today. "When we are able to give out any pertinent information we will certainly let the public and the media know."

In autumn 2001, as the US recovered from the September 11 terrorist attacks in New York, Pennsylvania and Washington, letters filled with white, powdery anthrax were sent to politicians and media figures.

Targets included prominent Democratic senators Patrick Leahy of Vermont and Tom Daschle of South Dakota, then leader of Senate Democrats. NBC News, the New York Post and magazine publisher American Media also received letters containing the deadly bacterium.

Two US postal workers, a woman from the Bronx in New York, an American Media editor and a Connecticut woman eventually died, and at least 17 others fell ill. Americans rushed to purchase Cipro, an antibiotic that fights the germ.

Investigators soon began to suspect the anthrax samples were made in the same laboratory in Maryland. Suspicion fell on Steve Hatfill, a former Army bio-defense researcher whom the FBI named a "person of interest" in the case. He was eventually cleared, and the US justice department in June announced it would pay him $4.6m to settle a lawsuit he filed against the government. Hatfill also worked at Fort Detrick.

The FBI began scrutinizing Ivins after he failed to report anthrax contaminations at the lab, the Los Angeles Times reported. Ivins told investigators he believed the contaminations were caused by a sloppy lab technician.

Ivins' attorney said Ivins had been cooperating with investigators for more than a year, and said the scientist was innocent. "We are saddened by his death, and disappointed that we will not have the opportunity to defend his good name and reputation in a court of law,'' Paul Kemp told the Associated Press.



I meant to post this last week and never got around to it.  It's interesting to see that we finally found the guy responsible for this!

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Reply #1744 - Aug 8th, 2008 at 1:50pm
 
You mean it's interesting that the govt waited until he was set to go on trial to "suicide" him?  Ya I completely agree.

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Reply #1745 - Aug 12th, 2008 at 10:12am
 
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August 11th 2008

Alison Carroll has been unveiled as the brand new face of Lara Croft. The 23-year-old is a BGA accredited Club Coach in Tumbling, Sports Acrobatics, and General Gymnastics. She has a long association with the Bromley Valley Gymnastics Club, and the Shirley Gymnastics Club, bringing home first place trophies in regional and national competitions.

Alison continued to participate as a performing gymnast in annual gymnastic display events at Edinburgh Festival, Inverness Festival, Liverpool British Championships, Cardiff Festival, London Festival, Birmingham Ministrada and Portugal World Ministrada (representing Great Britain).

She replaces former London model Karima Adebibe, and joins an exclusive list of women who have donned hotpants and pistols to promote Lara Croft. Those include Lucy Clarkson, Jill de Jong, Lara Weller, Nell McAndrew, Rhona Mitra, Ellen Rocche and Vanessa Demouy.



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Reply #1746 - Aug 12th, 2008 at 3:50pm
 
Why is she talking...she needs to just say, "I like being Lara Croft because I'm fricken hot and I add that to the game play so 14 y/o boys can pause the game for 2 minutes."

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Reply #1747 - Aug 12th, 2008 at 4:37pm
 
X wrote on Aug 12th, 2008 at 3:50pm:
"I like being Lara Croft because I'm fricken hot and I add that to the game play so 14 y/o boys Spanky can pause the game for 2 minutes 15 seconds."


Fixed it!

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Reply #1748 - Aug 13th, 2008 at 7:06am
 
How many times have I told you b0b...Stop spying on me!
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Reply #1750 - Aug 14th, 2008 at 3:55pm
 
Oh...  my....  God...


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Reply #1752 - Aug 15th, 2008 at 3:41pm
 
Somewhere, I have a screenshot of my 1,337th post.

I remember those days of yore when I had a meager 1,337 posts.  It seems like an eternity ago!  Damn it feels good to be a post whore!


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Reply #1753 - Aug 15th, 2008 at 3:45pm
 
Really?
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That's surprising.
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Reply #1755 - Aug 15th, 2008 at 3:58pm
 
I couldn't find post 1337, but I did come across a screenshot of post 2600.  Oh, to be a newb again!


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Reply #1756 - Aug 19th, 2008 at 9:15am
 
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BY MATT EHLERS, Staff Writer

It's a small plastic thing, resembling a guitar in basic appearance only.
But Blake Peebles brings energy to the room when he slides the strap over his skinny shoulder and steps atop the wooden box that serves as a stage.

As the music begins, Blake quickly presses buttons on the guitar in time to a speed-metal tune blasting from the giant TV. It is an odd sensation, to watch a young man control the sounds of a rock song with a toy instrument, but this is "Guitar Hero," one of the most popular video game franchises in recent memory. Blake is one of the better players in the country.

Other than his fingers, Blake barely moves while playing. His feet are set in place and his eyes are locked on the screen as he peers through a mop of curly brown hair. Gaming for him is serious business. It's his job.

Among the prizes he's won playing "Guitar Hero" tournaments: gift certificates, gaming equipment and chicken sandwiches.

Blake is 16, resides in North Raleigh and lives to play video games. On this night, he's at the Fox and Hound in Raleigh's North Hills shopping district. It's the restaurant's regular Sunday "Guitar Hero" night, and Blake and his family have come to watch and play. His brother and sister are here, as are his mom and dad, an aunt and an uncle, some cousins and some friends.

But in the end, it's not the people related to Blake who confirm his plastic-guitar prowess. It's the group of 20-somethings sitting at a nearby table, who applaud when Blake finishes playing along to "Through the Fire and Flames," viewed as the game's toughest song.

"It's pretty sick," says Andrew Gambling, 27, who describes himself as a casual player. "He's talented."

Blake is appreciative of the applause and grins shyly when it is mentioned to him. But he's not very happy with his score.

"That's probably the worst I've ever done," he says, which seems impossible. The game moves at warp speed, so Blake's fingers do too.

This is not a competitive environment, so the score hardly matters. But his attitude about it underscores some Peebles family truisms: Blake is so dedicated to gaming that his parents let him quit school so he can better concentrate on it.

They pay for home tutors instead. Mom and Dad do this, even though there are very few people in this country who make their living playing competitive video games.

Blake very much would like to be one of them, but a boy cannot live on chicken sandwiches alone...



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His parents are retards.  What is going to happen when the Guitar Hero craze dies off and he has no skills?  I can see him working at McDonald's bragging about how he used to be an awesome Guitar Hero player.  I would pay big money to see the look on his face when his pimply-faced coworkers say "WTF is Guitar Hero?"

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Reply #1757 - Aug 19th, 2008 at 10:38am
 
Wow that's just retarded.  Fata1ity might be the only person to get anywhere with competitive gaming and even he's loathed as a Paris Hilton on the geek community.

Let him take up a real skill...you know...LIKE PLAYING THE ACTUAL SONG AND AN ACTUAL GUITAR!

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Reply #1758 - Aug 19th, 2008 at 2:05pm
 
Anybody see the "Guitar Queero" episode of southpark?

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1.  If you can't/won't at least finish high school you deserve to be a hobo.

2.  That episode was pretty good, best part was when he played guitar hero acoustically...freaking classic.
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"It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons crowd to disparage a fellow countryman's memory of war from the comfort of mom's basement..."

McCain just used D&D to mock people...  Oh it's on!
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Reply #1761 - Aug 25th, 2008 at 10:27am
 
This was posted on AR15.com today.  I thought it was pretty interesting, so I stole it.

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The Scrapping of the Kursk

The bow was sawed off with a diamond rope while she sat on the bottom of the Arctic Sea.
You can see the anti-ship missiles still in their launchers, all foamed in.  There's a nuclear power plant in that mess somewhere.

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K-141 Kursk was a Russian nuclear cruise missile submarine which was lost with all hands when it sank in the Barents Sea on August 12, 2000. It was named after the Russian city Kursk , around which the largest tank battle in military history, the Battle of Kursk, took place in 1943.

The Kursk sailed out to sea to perform an exercise of firing dummy torpedoes at Pyotr Velikiy, a Kirov class battlecruiser. On August 12, 2000 at 11:28 local time , the torpedoes were fired, but an explosion occurred soon after in the submarine.

The only credible report to-date is that this was due to the failure and explosion of one of Kursk’s new developmental torpedoes. The chemical explosion blasted with the force of 100-250 kg of TNT and registered 2.2 on the Richter scale. The submarine sank to a depth of 108 metres, approximately 135km (85 miles) off Severomorsk. A second explosion, 135 seconds after the initial event, measured between 3.5 and 4.4 on the Richter scale, equivalent to 3-7 tons of TNT. Either this explosion or the earlier one propelled large pieces of debris far back through the submarine.

Kursk was eventually raised from her grave by a Dutch team using the barge Giant 4, and 115 of the 118 dead were recovered and laid to rest in Russia. Russian officials have strenuously denied claims that the sub was carrying nuclear warheads. When the boat was raised by a salvage operation in 2001, there were considerable fears that moving the wreck could trigger explosions.


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Reply #1762 - Aug 25th, 2008 at 4:26pm
 
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Bike for sale


What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "FUCK YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".



The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way.



The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating.



The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.



I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:


Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 - Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 - Manly Gear
Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear

I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest.


Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't fuck around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey asshole, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four".


Bike is for 150 OBO (and don't give me no panzy prices)



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    The freezing temperatures are proof of the urgent need to cut carbon pollution, according to WWF development and sustainability program manager Paul Toni.

    “We can expect more extremes in climate,” Mr Toni said.

    Mr Toni said if action was not taken, more volatile weather would be on the radar.


So now carbon emissions are not only responsible for the rapid heating of the Earth, but at the same time are the prime cause of global cooling, according to the WWF.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Reply #1764 - Sep 4th, 2008 at 6:42am
 
Maybe next year will be entirely "normal."  Then, we'll get to see these idiots blame neutral weather on global warming.


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So you know the new mayor of Detroit?  She has to be better than Kwami right?  Bah ha ha ha ha!

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BY ZACHARY GORCHOW • FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER • September 9, 2008

If incoming Detroit City Council President Monica Conyers wants to persuade residents that she has learned to control her temper as she prepares to lead the council, Monday was a bad start.
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Conyers, after exiting the elevators on the 13th floor of the Coleman A. Young Municipal Center, stormed into council offices ranting at the news media.

"You are all evil!" she shouted. "Please leave me alone!"

Conyers' outburst happened before a reporter asked her a question. She then asked a City Council sergeant to escort her.

And then, after entering the council chambers, she interrupted the Public Health and Safety Committee's discussion about non-motorized transportation in the city to bemoan the presence of reporters near her house. She said a council member's job is "part-time" and doesn't warrant such scrutiny.

Conyers makes $81,000 a year. Council members also get a city car -- a Ford Crown Victoria -- to drive.

Afterward, Conyers was approached by a reporter wanting to interview her. Conyers responded, "Please," and continued to walk away.

Conyers' spokeswoman Denise Johnson said Conyers was upset because reporters were waiting for her outside a courthouse where she was scheduled Monday for jury duty.

Monday's outburst is the latest in a long string of incidents involving Conyers. After winning election, but before taking office, Conyers was involved in a bar fight but was exonerated.

Earlier this year, she was accused of threatening mayoral appointee DeDan Milton at a pension board meeting, but was not charged. Then she taunted Council President Ken Cockrel Jr. by calling him "Shrek." Most recently, police were called to her hotel room in Denver after she complained about it.

Council members recoiled at Conyers' characterization of the job as "part-time." Councilwoman Alberta Tinsley-Talabi said she considers the job not just full-time, but "overtime."

Some council members tried to put the best face on the latest Conyers incident. Asked whether she had confidence in Conyers to run the council, Councilwoman Martha Reeves said, "I have confidence in her as being a woman with a lot of heart and a lot of drive and a love for the city of Detroit."


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MediaMaster wrote on Sep 10th, 2008 at 9:48am:
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...so no, she doesn't have confidence. haha!



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WASHINGTON - Speculation by large investors — and not supply and demand for oil — were a primary reason for the surge in oil prices during the first half of the year and the more recent price declines, an independent study concluded Wednesday.

The report by Masters Capital Management said investors poured $60 billion into oil futures markets during the first five months of the year as oil prices soared from $95 a barrel in January to $145 a barrel by July.

Since then, these investors have withdrawn $39 billion from those markets as prices have retreated dramatically, the report said. Oil traded at about $102 a barrel Wednesday on the New York Mercantile Exchange.


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yes we have a free market, etc, but comon when you affect the lives of most people in the world cause you want to make some more billions.... yea, go die.

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Of course this means the free market should find an alternative...not just give it over to the govt to screw it even more.

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Trust me, that alternative is far worse.  It would be like treating a stubbed toe via amputation.

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http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

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That website really put my mind at ease.


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If the page ever says Yes then we know it's wrong because in order to read it the Earth couldn't have been destroyed.

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To quote Family Guy: Eisner to Ted Turner:

Thank you Ted, that was the joke. 

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To quote South Park:

The writers of Family Guy are manatees?

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X wrote on Sep 11th, 2008 at 6:25pm:
If the page ever says Yes then we know it's wrong because in order to read it the Earth couldn't have been destroyed.



Good job, Blue!  You've found a clue!


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By the way, you can check out a really nifty live webcam of the Large Hadron Collider here...


http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html


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Something just isn't right with that picture.  I know!  People in France don't drive SUVs.


On a side note, saw an escalade (of course it had rimses) driving to work this morning with the license plate "CTYSKNK" ...at least she knows the truth.
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Why the heck would anyone want to advertise that?

Dumb, dumb dumb dumb!


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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D937U9BO1&show_article=1

97% of kids play video games

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What the heck is wrong with the other 3%?

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Boeing Workers Back Strike; Contract Extended 2 Days
Thursday , September 04, 2008


Boeing Co. aircraft assembly workers voted overwhelming to reject the company's contract offer and strike for an unprecedented second time in three years.

Their walkout was set to begin at 12:01 a.m. PDT Thursday but was put on hold after their expiring contract — covering more than 27,000 workers — was extended 48 hours at the request of Washington Gov. Chris Gregoire and a federal mediator.

Machinists District Lodge 751 President Tom Wroblewski and chief machinists' negotiator Mark Blondin said, however, that if Boeing doesn't come back with an acceptable deal within 48 hours, the strike is on.

The vote late Wednesday was 87 percent in favor of a strike as unanimously recommended by machinists union negotiators. Under union rules a strike requires at least two-thirds support from those voting.

In separate balloting, union members also voted 80 percent to reject Boeing's third and final three-year contract offer, which included pay raises averaging 11 percent.

Boeing's three-year "best and final" offer included bonuses totaling at least $5,000, raises averaging 11 percent, pension increases and a 3 percent cost-of-living adjustment — $34,000 in average pay and benefit gains per employee, according to the company.


Emphasis mine.

I don't know about you, but I'd love to get an 11% pay increase on top of a 3% cost-of-living adjustment.  The pension increase and bonuses are just icing on the cake!  Who still gets a pension in this day and age, anyway?

Seriously, how the heck can these guys be complaining about an offer of this magnitude?


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http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

I'm calling the police if you guys come to the LAN and do this.

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Don't try that with Wes.  You'd die a fiery death before you could even reach the telephone.

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Good, now that we have found that farts stink we are able to move on to more important police work...
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Don't be so hasty.  Ithink we need to spend a ton of government research money on investigating this phenomenon in greater depth!

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In trying to research this topic b0b made a huge pot of chili...there were no survivors.
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Admittedly, my chili might be the only substance on earth that causes flatulence so virulent that even Wes starts gagging.

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FALLON, Nev. (AP) - Four Nevada high school students have been arrested after one of them refused to adhere to the dress code.

Churchill County High School Principal Robbin Pedrett says a 17-year-old refused to turn over his bandana to a staff member Friday.

Officials say the student turned aggressive when a police officer asked for the article. Three other students stepped in and were arrested on suspicion of interference with a public officer.

The 17-year-old was charged with resisting arrest and assault on a peace officer. The school was locked down for more than an hour.


So I guess we DO arrest kids for anything in schools these days.  Also how do you get arrested for "suspicion" to interfere?  If you can be arrested for that, every time a cops suspects anyone of a crime they could be arrested.  I highly doubt the kid resisted arrest and assaulted the police officer if all he did was refuse to give up his headband.  Finally, one piece of cloth causes an entire school building to be locked down?  How afraid are we of our kids?

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As is typical for American mass media, the article wasn't very clear about what the student did when he "turned aggressive."  If he was just being a typical teenage idiot, the police officer was out of line for arresting him.  If he was actually getting physically aggressive or resisting a lawful request from the officer, then the officer had every right (and obligation) to arrest him.

The same goes for his friends.  If they were just being idiots, that is nothing out of the ordinary.  If they were aiding their friend in resisting a lawful arrest, then each one of them should have gotten dropkicked in the nuts arrested.


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I have always said that kids are our future...unless we stop them now!
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Is Jedi the plural form of Jedi?


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No, because even the Emperor says "Jedis"...and he would know...playing both sides of the field.

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X wrote on Oct 9th, 2008 at 7:00am:
and he would know...playing both sides of the field.


Just like Spanky.

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Jealous much?
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Unless the "field" is his right and left palms, i don't think spanks is playing either side of the field...

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The_Fat_Man wrote on Oct 9th, 2008 at 3:41pm:
Unless the "field" is his right and left palms index finger and thumb, i don't think spanks is playing either side of the field...


Fixed it for you.

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Come on, it was freezing out.

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Mike Nash, Microsoft vice president for Windows Product Management, made a blog post earlier today on the Vista blog stating that Window 7 will be the official name of... Windows 7.

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And, as you probably know, since we began development of the next version of the Windows client operating system we have been referring to it by a codename, "Windows 7." But now is a good time to announce that we've decided to officially call the next version of Windows, "Windows 7."


That's a bit lackluster.  The really confusing thing is that Window 7 is really Windows 6.1.  Windows NT was v4.0, 2000 was v5.0, XP was v5.1, Server 2003 is v5.2, and Vista is v6.0.  Windows 7 is v6.1, which you can see at any command prompt.  Can you imagine a support call about this?

Techie:  Are you running Windows 7?
N00b:  Well, no, it says here that I'm running Windows 6.1...
Techie:  Facepalm.

Seriously retarded.  Hopefully Microsoft will at least have the foresight to increase their product number to 7.0 to match the title.  Of course, since Windows 7 is just an incremental upgrade to Windows Vista (much like XP was to 2000), that doesn't make sense either.

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What you describe is the ever so common conflict between IT/Engineers/Techies and Management/Marketing.
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It really is true.  My bosses believe that the technology we have can do anything they've seen in movies.  Because I like money, I have to explain to them that we are not the govt with a billion dollars to spend on the technology they want and/or the system we have now, is not capable of what they've seen in Blade Runner.

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I dunno man I saw it in Enemy of the State and all Will Smith movies are real.
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An elaborate system of mirrors...

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X wrote on Oct 15th, 2008 at 11:31am:
...I have to explain to them that we are not the govt with a billion dollars to spend on the technology they want and/or the system we have now, is not capable of what they've seen in Blade Runner.


For what its worth, not every part of the .gov has billions of dollars to spend on new toys.  You should see some of the stuff I have to work with!

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You should see what I have to deal with then...

Me:  Hard wired logic contorllers, when the hell was this put in?
Guy from casting plant:  Our records show this was put in in 1978.
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Only 9 days to go until election day, and I'm sitting in Washington D.C.  Everything is crazy here.  There must be a hundred thousand people protesting on the national mall right now.

I think I'm going to take a bus downtown later this week to check out some of the monuments.  Anything I should watch out for?

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I haven't been there since the hike in security. can you still go up the Washington monument?

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Be careful of the 68 people trying to sell you the same generic brand of Okleys and Rolexes.

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Also, didn't know you were going to DC. aside from protests, etc, how is it?



I'm here all week for some training.  The political campaigning around here is crazy.  Every square foot of wall and lawn space is covered with campaign posters.

I've seen most of the monuments from a distance, but I haven't gotten close enough to any of them to see what the security is like.  I was really surprised at hose close the monuments were to the airport.  It couldn't have been more than 2,000 feet from the runway.  The pentagon was also somewhat surprising, being much closer to the national mall than I anticipated.

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DETROIT – The city that used to burn on the night before Halloween as mischief-makers torched abandoned buildings has largely doused its Devil's Night by mobilizing tens of thousands of citizens and law-enforcement personnel each year to patrol city neighborhoods.

"It's unfortunate of course that we have to do this, but this is the hand we're dealt," said Luther Keith, executive director of ARISE Detroit!, a coalition of community groups hoping to keep Detroit safe from fires and vandalism around Halloween.

At its peak in 1984, 810 fires were reported in Detroit from Oct. 29 to 31, fueled by, among other things, Devil's Night's growing notoriety and the city's large number of abandoned buildings.

But the number of blazes has dropped — 147 fires were reported last year for the three days ending Oct. 31, up from the 113 reported in 2006 and 121 in 2005.

That's in part thanks to volunteers and law enforcement officials who patrol neighborhoods and monitor abandoned buildings starting the night of Oct. 29, part of what has been called Angels' Night since the 1990s.

This year, officials worry that the national foreclosure crisis, and a spate of vacant homes left in its wake, could be tempting targets for arsonists. Detroit ranked as the 14th hardest-hit metropolitan area in the third quarter of this year by foreclosure listing service RealtyTrac Inc.

About 35,000 volunteers have signed up with the city for this year's Angels' Night, and about 50,000 people will volunteer, said Daniel Cherrin, a spokesman for Mayor Ken Cockrel Jr. The city also imposes a youth curfew and takes other preventative measures.

"It's a testament to Detroiters that we understand that we have to be proactive," Keith said. "We can't afford complacency by any means."

Personnel from the city's fire and police departments will be joined this year by state and federal agencies, as well as 25 volunteers from the Michigan Army National Guard, some of whom will patrol in uniform.

Richard Smith, 67, has participated in anti-arson patrols and other volunteer activities for more than two decades in northwest Detroit's middle-class Grandmont neighborhood. He said three homes on his block have been abandoned due to foreclosure in the last couple of years.

"At this point, the best that we can hope for is that someone will keep an eye on those homes and report any possible incidents," the retired city elections worker said.

Cockrel said at a Wednesday news conference that the foreclosure crisis's impact in Detroit "means the problem is a bit more acute this year."

The success of Angels' Night in Detroit has inspired a similar program in Saginaw, another Michigan city that has grappled with arson and the resulting negative publicity.

Angels' Night debuted there a year ago with 2,000 volunteers and reduced the number of fires on the nights around Halloween from over 60 in 2006 to 14 last year, said Marcia Rabideau, chairwoman of Saginaw Arson Watch, which organizes the program with the city.

With 3,500 volunteers signed up to help this year, Rabideau says she hopes to further reduce arson. "We're hoping to get to zero, so that's our goal," she said.


You know it's sad when you think you can claim victory with a "only 147" fires are reported.  How about we just let it burn and have Lake Huron rise up and wash the ash away?

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Yeah, now that Kwame Kilpatrick is gone, there is no point in retaining Detroit for the comedic value.

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I would pay $100,000 to see that.

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I don't know about $100,000, but I'd definitely be willing to pitch in $3.50.

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You guys seen this shit?  I don't know if it's fake or not...it's hard to tell with the shoddy video quality.

People are all up in arms over this, and I agree if it's real...kind of a fucked up thing to do....

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

WASHINGTON, D.C. — You better watch out. There is a new combatant in the Christmas wars.

Ads proclaiming, "Why believe in a god? Just be good for goodness' sake," will appear on Washington, D.C., buses starting next week and running through December. The American Humanist Association unveiled the provocative $40,000 holiday ad campaign Tuesday.

In lifting lyrics from "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," the Washington-based group is wading into what has become a perennial debate over commercialism, religion in the public square and the meaning of Christmas.

"We are trying to reach our audience, and sometimes in order to reach an audience, everybody has to hear you," said Fred Edwords, spokesman for the humanist group. "Our reason for doing it during the holidays is there are an awful lot of agnostics, atheists and other types of non-theists who feel a little alone during the holidays because of its association with traditional religion."

To that end, the ads and posters will include a link to a Web site that will seek to connect and organize like-minded thinkers in the D.C. area, Edwords said.

Edwords said the purpose isn't to argue that God doesn't exist or change minds about a deity, although "we are trying to plant a seed of rational thought and critical thinking and questioning in people's minds."

The group defines humanism as "a progressive philosophy of life that, without theism, affirms our responsibility to lead ethical lives of value to self and humanity."

Last month, the British Humanist Association caused a ruckus announcing a similar campaign on London buses with the message: "There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."

In Washington, the humanists' campaign comes as conservative Christian groups gear up their efforts to keep Christ in Christmas. In the past five years, groups such as the American Family Association and the Catholic League have criticized or threatened boycotts of retailers who use generic "holiday" greetings.

In mid-October, the American Family Association started selling buttons that say "It's OK to say Merry Christmas." The humanists' entry into the marketplace of ideas did not impress AFA president Tim Wildmon.

"It's a stupid ad," he said. "How do we define 'good' if we don't believe in God? God in his word, the Bible, tells us what's good and bad and right and wrong. If we are each ourselves defining what's good, it's going to be a crazy world."

Also on Tuesday, the Orlando, Fla.-based Liberty Counsel, a conservative Christian legal group, launched its sixth annual "Friend or Foe Christmas Campaign." Liberty Counsel has intervened in disputes over nativity scenes and government bans on Christmas decorations, among other things.

"It's the ultimate grinch to say there is no God at a time when millions of people around the world celebrate the birth of Christ," said Mathew Staver, the group's chairman and dean of the Liberty University School of Law. "Certainly, they have the right to believe what they want but this is insulting."

Best-selling books by authors such as Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens have fueled interest in "the new atheism" — a more in-your-face argument against God's existence.

Yet few Americans describe themselves as atheist or agnostic; a Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life poll from earlier this year found 92 percent of Americans believe in God.

There was no debate at the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority over whether to take the ad. Spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein said the agency accepts ads that aren't obscene or pornographic.


It is incredibly insulting that a taxpayer-financed government institution would run such a blatantly hateful advertisement.  It is painfully obvious that this advertisement was deliberately timed as an attack on Christians.

Five bucks says that if I tried to run a "Why Believe in Allah" advertisement during Ramadan, they would laugh in my face and show me the door.


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That's because it's cool to attack Christians...we don't riot either.  I wonder how you get the money to put up these ads and what you get out of it? 

Step 1: Hmm, that poster makes sense, no God for me!....

Step 2: ?

Step 3: No Prophet!

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X wrote on Nov 15th, 2008 at 1:41pm:
Step 3: No Prophet!


You can go straight to hell in some states for telling a pun that bad.


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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/article1982939.ece

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Batman (bruce wayne) is killed by his own dad who faked his death!!!

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That's extraordinarily retarded.  Incredibly, super-powerfully retarded.  Huffing-paint-to-get-high stupid.  Riding-the-short-bus retarded. Mom-said-I-don't-have-to-wear-my-helmet-today retarded.

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Jim Rogers, one of the world's most prominent international investors, on Thursday called most of the largest U.S. banks "totally bankrupt," and said government efforts to fix the sector are wrongheaded.


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Prosecutors say it was a classic Ponzi scheme. The firm paid-off earlier investors with money from new investors. It collapsed amid a nervous economy when some people wanted their money out.


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Indeed, Social Security is a massive Ponzi scheme.  Just like Madoff, Social Security will one day fall when the amount of money coming in is exceeded by the amount of money going out.

With the oldest baby boomers reaching retirement age this year, I have a feeling that day is closer than we've imagined.

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The United States will not exist by the time you need your SS.
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Yea I agree.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=11236

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SAN ANTONIO (AP) -- A San Antonio fast-food restaurant cashier laughed at a robbery suspect and told him to get a job if he wanted money during a failed holdup on Tuesday evening.

Police said the suspect approached the worker and demanded money, but the cashier laughed and apparently didn't realize the man was trying to hold up the place.

The suspect then allegedly pulled out a box cutter and demanded the cashier's wallet. The employee complied, but had no money in his billfold.

The suspect fled, but was caught by police who responded to the robbery call.

San Antonio police said the suspect is expected to be charged with aggravated robbery.


This sounds like something Spanky would do.  Kudos!

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Monday December 22, 2008, 1:04 AM


THREE RIVERS, MI -- The notoriety of being arrested for trying to swipe Batman movie posters while dressed as the Joker hasn't quit for Three Rivers resident Spencer Taylor.

Coming in at No. 19, a makeup-laden Taylor is featured as one of the Top 20 mug shots of 2008 at www.thesmokinggun.com, a Web site featuring police reports and mug shots from around the country.

In July, police said Taylor was trying to pull posters of "The Dark Knight" off walls at the Three Rivers 6 movie theater. He pleaded guilty to a property-destruction charges and was sentenced to a day in jail.


This story just won't go away.  Thanks, Spencer, for putting us on the map!

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WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.


Best.  Story.  EVARRRR!


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Today Apple announced that it was breaking its $0.99 per track model and dropping DRM for 8 million songs. The fixed price track gave way to three price tiers: $0.69, $0.99, and $1.29 per song. Apple also expanded the iPhone music store from WiFi only to 3G service.


Although we all hate Apple equally (except Briney), they are the undisputed leader in digital music sales.  With them finally throwing in the towel on DRM, I'm guessing everyone else will follow suit relatively soon.  It's about time!

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President-elect Barack Obama says the nation probably faces huge deficits for years to come, but heavy spending is needed now to spur the economy.

Obama said Tuesday the deficit appears on track to hit $1 trillion soon. Speaking to reporters after meeting with top economic aides, Obama said: "Potentially we've got trillion-dollar deficits for years to come, even with the economic recovery that we are working on."


When do banks realize we aren't going to pay this back anytime soon?

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All of this deficit spending is going to come back to bite us in the butt before too long.  At some point, our entire debt service will go to paying interest.  Eventually, other countries are going to charge higher interest rates for their loans, and the whole system is going to get a rude awakening.


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I wonder if anyone will wake up and go, "Ya know the only thing worth anything is what someone can do for me" and we go to a barter system again.  Think about it - gold, silver, etc. are the basic basis for all economies.  Ooo it's shinny, but who cares?  The only thing worth anything is what you can do for me.

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SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- General Motors Corp. said Wednesday that, under the terms of its recent federal bailout, this week will mark the last for its jobs bank, a program that pays laid-off union workers their full salary even when they're not on the assembly lines.


The jobs bank, despite covering only 1,600 workers, has emerged as a symbol of excessive union benefits at a time when the Detroit-based automaker is drowning in losses and struggling to survive the historic industry downturn.

GM spokesman Tony Sapienza said the workers leaving the jobs bank will now be entitled to unemployment benefits and some GM pay that will bring their total compensation to about 72% of their full pay, which could last almost a year.

That payout is down from the 100% traditionally paid by the jobs bank, although that number was trimmed to 85% as of last month.

Closing the program was part of the deal for GM to obtain the $13.4 billion in loans from the U.S. government late last year. The United Auto Workers last week set a Jan. 26 date for the closure of the jobs bank at Chrysler, which received $4 billion in aid.

Both companies have a deadline of Feb. 17 to show that progress has been made on their road to long-term viability in order for them to keep their loans.

GM shares rose 2.1% to finish at $3.42 but are still down 87% in the past year.


You never hear anybody complain about Toyota's job bank, even though they got $3.2 billion in grants from Senators Shelby and Corker.  Anyway, this is definitely a step in the right direction and I can only hope that Ford and Chrysler will be making similar announcements in the near future.


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I just thought I'd post in this thread that Battlestar Galactica frustrates me to no end sometimes.
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Since we're posting random stuff, I should mention that Mere and I landed in Florida a couple hours ago.  We're finally getting around to taking our postponed Disney vacation.

Thank God for cellular Interweb connections!


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You're in Orlando b0b?

I wish you'd told me a head of time, I could have met ya for a cup of coffee or something before you headed back dork!
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The_Fat_Man wrote on Feb 1st, 2009 at 1:02am:
You're in Orlando b0b?

I wish you'd told me a head of time, I could have met ya for a cup of coffee or something before you headed back dork!


I totally forgot you were down here.  The weather is frickin' perfect this time of year!

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Was actually freezing the day you got here lol
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Geez, I leave for a week and you guys drop off the face of the planet!

We got to Florida in time to enjoy record low temperatures (and cheerleaders!), then got back to Michigan just in time to meet the record high temperatures.  I think Al Gore broke the planet.


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Yeah what was it 2 or 3 days ago it was 22 degrees outside at 2am.

TWENTY TWO DEGREES!  That's like...-45 in Michigan.
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The Harvard Law students defending accused file-swapper Joel Tenenbaum are doing their best to turn his upcoming trial into a media event, but when it comes to pure spectacle, they have nothing on The Pirate Bay. The Swedish trial against the notorious BitTorrent tracker opens next Monday, and it will come complete with live streamed audio from the courtroom, a Twitter feed, a translation service, and a city bus currently being driven from Belgrade to Stockholm.

The folks on trial are referring to the event as a "spectrial," a combination of "spectacle" and "trial," and there's little doubt it will be. The Pirate Bay backers are on trial for secondary copyright infringement in a case that has been building for several years. The trial begins on February 16 and is slated to go through March 4, with everyone from The Pirate Bay's young backers to the head of the IFPI taking the stand to give evidence. In the middle of it all, on February 20, a "HUGE PARTY" is scheduled.

Public broadcaster SVT will stream audio of the trial, though video recordings from the courtroom are not allowed. The case will (obviously) be held in Swedish, with translation services offered to English-speaking witnesses, but The Pirate Bay wants to make the trial even more accessible to a wider audience. "Of course, this is not enough for us," they write on their new trial-tracking website. "By the help of some friends, we will set up a translated and commentated stream. We will also discuss the trial with famous and/or interesting guests." No word yet on how this will work or how to access it.

The Pirate Bay also hopes to set up a media center outside the courtroom, though with a twist—the center will be a city bus. The bus, called S23K, is currently wending its way through Poland (you can track its progress online), facing various and sundry crises such as gas stations that don't accept euros. In Gdansk, the bus will take a ferry up to northern Sweden, and it is scheduled to arrive in Stockholm before the trial begins. Once there, it will be parked somewhere near the courthouse and "it will be used to intensify the spectacle, among other things functioning as a press center for The Pirate Bay and Piratbyrεn and as a physical gathering place for sympathisers and curious people."

Somewhat oddly, the HUGE PARTY and the bus trip have both been underwritten by donations. Paying to purchase content is right out, of course, but there's a good list of people willing to pony up for both beer and a Belgrade city bus.

Of course, there's also a big press conference scheduled for Sunday, though The Pirate Bay won't speak to just anybody. Models of upright social behavior themselves, the site's backers can't waste their time with "people who really just can’t behave." They also "do not speak with assholes," and reserve the right to deny press conference access to anyone "just having [a] bad attitude." Clear enough?

With the help of Web streaming, bloggers, Twitter feeds (#spectrial), IRC channels, websites, and one piratical bus, The Pirate Bay is set to fight The Man, but the Swedish establishment and the music business have been preparing for this day for year. Will they at last be able to sink The Pirate Bay?

The founders thumb their noses at the majesty of the law, of course; even if found guilty, they have no plans to shut down The Pirate Bay's global network of servers.

Late update: IFPI, music's global trade group, has issued a statement of its own on the upcoming trial. John Kennedy, the group's chairman (and someone scheduled to testify in Stockholm in a couple weeks), said, "The evidence in this case will show that The Pirate Bay is a commercial business which made substantial amounts of money for its operators, despite their claim to be only interested in spreading culture for free."

"A healthy and fairly-rewarded music sector needs protecting from services such as The Pirate Bay. The criminal prosecution comes at a time of rapid, positive change in the business models of creative industries in Sweden and elsewhere. Swedish music consumers have a wide range of choices among legitimate digital music services. These offer great consumer choice while at the same time rewarding and respecting the rights of creators.”



As one Ars Technica reader so aptly put it, "They should begin the proceedings with a moment of silence to the thousands of musicians who died of starvation in the 80's after the recordable audio cassette came out.  Just to remind everyone how serious this issue really is."

I have to hand it to Pirate Bay, they really know how to put on a show.  I have a feeling they're going to get slaughtered in court, but I hope they have some fun on the way down!

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Tensions have exploded between Air-O-Matic, Inc. and InfoMedia, Inc., two of the hottest names in iPhone flatulence. Air-O-Matic, maker of "Pull My Finger," has complained to Apple, threatened to sue its competitor over "iFart Mobile," and demanded monetary compensation, so InfoMedia is responding via the courts. At the center of this combustible situation? A trademark Air-O-Matic was awarded for the phrase "pull my finger."

Air-O-Matic's Pull My Finger and InfoMedia's iFart Mobile both quickly stank up the charts in Apple's App Store last December when the iPhone maker finally relented and opened up to such apps. Although iFart Mobile enjoyed a massive sales surge of over 100,000 copies in its first 14 days, iFart Mobile still maintains the number 11 spot in the App Store's Entertainment category.

Air-O-Matic complained to Apple and InfoMedia that its competitor was using unfair business practices, such as spamming Twitter users, gaming Google, and tooting its own horn with overtly glowing reviews on the iTunes Store. Air-O-Matic eventually demanded $50,000 after estimating its losses from InfoMedia's practices, then threatened to sue over InfoMedia's use of its silent-but-deadly ace in the hole: a trademark it filed for in December 2008 on the phrase "pull my finger" in relation to "computer application software for mobile phones."

InfoMedia used the phrase in promotional video titles and even its initial press release, though "pull my finger" linked to iFart Mobile. Air-O-Matic complained early on and InfoMedia agreed to change the press release's language "as a matter of good will." After tiring of the threats, InfoMedia has filed a lawsuit (PDF) in federal court.

Across eight pages that include descriptions of the origin of the "pull my finger" colloquialism, InfoMedia attempts to preempt an Air-O-Matic lawsuit by arguing that the phrase is common slang and not eligible for trademarking. To conclude, InfoMedia says that its use of the phrase—despite its goodwill change of language in its press release—qualifies as fair use. The company seeks a declaratory judgement that its use of "pull my finger" is lawful and does not infringe on any rights that Air-O-Matic might have. Naturally, it is also seeking attorney fees and other typical costs.

You may not believe it, but fart tools are among the largest categories of iPhone apps. In fact, outside of games—the most popular apps—fart apps may very well take the lead. A quick search for "fart" in the App Store produced well over 100 results. Other categories with high "me too" ratios pale by comparison, such as flashlight apps (50) and tip calculators (80), and while "bible" yields over 170 results, each of these categories contain quite a few false positives.

Whether or not InfoMedia is successful in nullifying Air-O-Matic's flatulent trademark or it eventually has to pay up, the situation highlights yet again a number of App Store growing pains that Apple has been slow to acknowledge and act upon. Developers have raised questions about Apple's App Store schizophrenia, and concerns over ambiguous censorship rules have not subsided since Apple opened the flood gates in December to apps that were previously rejected on various grounds of indecency or "duplicating existing functionality."

It should come as no surprise that the riffraff Apple finally allowed into its walled garden are raising quite the stink.



This almost reads like an Onion article.  This is sure to be the trial of the century.  Move over, OJ!

In all seriousness, I hope the plaintiff is forced to pay all court costs, plus a fine for wasting the court's time.

What's next, are we going to ask a judge to intervene every time Jimmy and Sally get into a playground spat?


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Happy time change!  Don't forget to set your clocks back!


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I came across this interesting site and thought you guys might want to take a look...

http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/redmond/groups/ivm/HDView/HDGigapixel.htm

Microsoft Research has come up with some interesting technology that combines multiple small images of a landscape into one massively-detailed image ranging from 1-5 gigapixel.  You have to download a small snap-in (IE or FireFox) to view the images, but the result is incredible.

In one sample picture of the Seattle skyline, you can zoom out to view the entire skyline, or zoom in to make out the detailed features of a construction worker.

I think this technology would make for an awesome online edition of Where's Waldo!


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FORT PIERCE, Fla. (AP) -- What would you do for a Klondike bar? Authorities said a man shoved an ice cream bar down his pants and then offered a Texaco station store owner $69 not to turn him in for shoplifting. The owner told police that a 65-year-old man tried to sneak the Klondike bar, along with packages of Ramen noodles and Famous Amos cookies, out of the store without paying Tuesday night.

When the store owner confronted the man as he tried the leave the store, the owner reported that the man pulled the flattened ice cream snack out of his back pocket and offered the owner $69 for it.

The owner called police, and the man was charged with retail theft and violation of probation charges. He was being held on $500 bail.


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Why not 70?  Because 69 is a mouth full.

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NEW YORK (MarketWatch) -- Willis Group Holdings said Thursday that it will consolidate five Chicago-area offices and move nearly 500 associates into Sears Tower, initially occupying more than 140,000 square feet. Under an agreement with Sears Tower's owners, the building will be renamed Willis Tower, according to the global insurance broker. The company said it is not incurring any extra costs associated with the name change.


Renaming the Sears Tower is stupid and pointless.  Nobody is going to use this new name simply because the building owner chooses to do so.

I can't believe a company leasing a mere 140,000 square feet of office space has this kind of sway.  They must be throwing down some big money to pull this off.

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I'd call it that if Bruce Willis owned it. And then he can let Mr. Hans Gruber fall outside the window after the big explosion.
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Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
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Since the Cry Freedom thread is busy...

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A 20-year-old university student in Michigan is hospitalized and in serious condition after police shot the man Wednesday while serving a drug warrant. He was unarmed, investigators said.

Coming through an apartment's back door, an Ottawa County deputy allegedly shined a flashlight into the student's face, causing him to raise his right hand in front of his eyes.

The officer, whose name was not released, fired a single bullet into Derek Copp's chest. The 20-year-old Grand Valley State University student, who survived the shooting, said he had no idea the man was an officer.

"He never even had a chance to even see who was coming at him, with a bright flashlight in his face," said Sheryl Copp, Derek's mother, in a 24 Hour News 8 report. "He had no clue. He heard someone knock on his door, and he had no clue."

Copp's parents insist their son is not a drug dealer. However, he appears to be a marijuana activist, stating on his facebook page he likes to "SMOKA DA BOLSKI" (smoke a 'bowl') and on his YouTube page in a video titled 'Hippie Lunchtime Hour,' he makes references to baking marijuana-infused brownies.

Copp's parents were not notified of the shooting by police, reported CelebStoner. They allegedly found out six hours later.

The officer is on paid administrative leave. Police have not said whether they found any drugs in Copp's apartment.

Monday, a group of about 25 protesters gathered outside the Ottawa County Sheriff's Department holding signs which read, "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed" and "Why did you shoot my friend?"

"I want to know what brought the Enforcement Team to Derek's apartment and why a firearm was discharged," wrote University President Thomas Haas in a Monday e-mail sent to police and student activists.

"The fact that this incident took place off-campus diminishes neither my interest nor my concern," he said in a report by MLive.com.

Jim DeVries with the Police Officers Association of Michigan "said the deputy is required by contract to give a statement in any internal sheriff's department investigation that could impact his job, but it cannot be used by prosecutors for any criminal charges," reported MLive.com. "So far, no internal statement has been requested."

"DeVries said it is not unusual for a union-represented officer to forgo speaking with investigators in a shooting incident and he does not think it gives an appearance of wrongdoing."

"Derek Copp's family, meantime, has hired Grand Rapids Attorney, Fred Dilley," reported ABC WZZM 13. "In a statement, he says, 'We have some very important questions about what appears to be some shocking police activity.' Dilley says his client is making a satisfactory, but guarded recovery. The bullet tore through his upper right lung and liver and damaged two ribs.

"As for the protesters, their voices were heard by the Ottawa County Sheriff's Department. After a brief meeting, they decided to sit down and discuss the issue as soon as the investigation is complete."

Organizers said the next major event planned is a march 1 p.m. Friday in Grand Rapids," reported Holland Sentinel.

National media has been absent on the case and local media has focused on 'irrelevancies,' noted Michigan Messenger's Ed Brayton.

"The Grand Rapids Press took a look at Copp’s Facebook page and found that it had 'drug references,' as though that had some bearing on whether he should have been shot or not. They found out that the student had expressed 'his advocacy and interest in reforming marijuana laws' and that he had declared himself to be a 'left wing hippie peace-keeping liberal.'

"But wait, there’s more. He had advocated the passage of last fall’s proposal to legalize medical marijuana in Michigan. And he liked the movie Drugstore Cowboy, as well as - gasp! - Martin Scorcese movies. Worst of all, he had quoted Grateful Dead lyrics.

"This strikes me as the drug war equivalent of asking what a rape victim was wearing."

Copp reportedly wants to be a filmmaker and said he may produce work based on the shooting.


Although I'm sure there is more to this story than meets the eye, that officer has a lot of explaining to do.  I'm guessing that hippy is going to be very thoroughly compensated for his trouble.


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This is going to keep Stewie up at night:  http://www.Pipl.com

It's a search engine designed to look up information on people based only on their name and city.  Fortunately, it didn't find much on me, but I generally don't use my real name on the Interwebz very often.


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Wow, that is a little scary.  That even pulled up my facebook page, I forgot I even had a facebook page.  I am not going to pay the $1.95 to find out everything, but it looks like they have my phone numbers, email, address, and income listed on that site.  Very not cool.
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Thing didn't find shit on me.

I move too much, I'm like a fucking shadow.
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http://wcbstv.com/topstories/air.force.one.2.996457.html



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Bailouts.  I am currently applying for one because I am one of the few unlucky americans to be worth less than $100 million.

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spanky wrote on Apr 29th, 2009 at 8:14am:
I think that is called an eclipse wes.


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The other night at the bar we all started playing corny 80s song on the jukebox.

My addition was Hey Micky, of course.
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It isn't 80's night if you don't play some Milli Vanilli!





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ATHENS, Greece (AP) -- Police in Greece say robbers near Athens have stolen everything including the kitchen sink, lifting a prefabricated home off its foundation and spiriting it away. Police said the owner went to visit his 750-square-foot (70-square meter) vacation home Monday in the coastal area of Rafina, 15.5 miles (25 kilometers) east of Athens, and discovered it was missing, along with its contents.

Police said Wednesday they think the thieves used a crane to load the structure onto a trailer. They have been unable to locate the missing building.

Thousands of Athenians, including Greece's prime minister, Costas Karamanlis, have vacation properties in Rafina.


I have to give it to 'em, they've got balls.  They would have had to spend quite a bit of time disconnecting plumbing and wiring and freeing the structure from its foundation, well before they could load the thing up on a truck (or two) and carting it off.


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After recently releasing Windows 7 Release Candidate, Microsoft claims to be 'on track' with Windows 7 release and is expected to release it in December. Bill Veghte, senior vice president for Microsoft's Windows Business notes, Microsoft Windows 7 is expects it to hit selves well before the holiday season.

Two years after Microsoft Windows Vista was released, Windows 7 aims to cover up all the loopholes and glitches that users faced in Vista. Back in November 2008, Ina Fried of Beyond Binary noted that Microsoft had intended to complete Windows 7 for masses by holiday season (December) of 2009.

Pressure on Microsoft prevails for releasing Windows 7 earlier than anticipated date of July 2010. But Microsoft is taking care by not doing a rushed up job this time. Steven Sinofsky noted on the official Engineering Windows 7 blog, "Many are pushing us to release the product sooner rather than later, but our focus remains on a high quality release."

First release candidate of Windows 7 was made available on May 5 and will expire in July 2010. It's obvious that Microsoft will release second release candidate before the final release in December. 

Nevertheless, not to miss out what Sinofsky noted in his blogpost, "We do not have a "deadline" we are aiming to meet and the quality (in all dimensions) of the product and a smooth finish are the most important criteria for Windows 7." So, it's likely that Microsoft may push the release date by a fortnight or two in case of any sever vulnerability is uncovered.


Have any of you guys tried RC1 yet?  I'm still using the beta version, but I've got the release candidate downloaded.  I'll give it a try later this week and let you guys know what I think!


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I am using RC1 now.  Everything I have tried to do on it has worked and worked well.

I am pretty happy with it so far.
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How about Left 4 Dead?


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That froze while I was using XP also....so I don't think it is the OS.

In fact it did it much more often in XP.
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It sounds like something out of science fiction: zombie fire ants. But it's all too real.

Fire ants wander aimlessly away from the mound.

Eventually their heads fall off, and they die.

The strange part is that researchers at the University of Texas at Austin and Texas A&M's AgriLife Extension Service say making "zombies" out of fire ants is a good thing.

"It's a tool — they're not going to completely wipe out the fire ant, but it's a way to control their population," said Scott Ludwig , an integrated pest management specialist with the AgriLife Extension Service in Overton , in East Texas.

The tool is the tiny phorid fly, native to a region of South America where the fire ants in Texas originated. Researchers have learned that there are as many as 23 phorid species along with pathogens that attack fire ants to keep their population and movements under control.

So far, four phorid species have been introduced in Texas .

The flies "dive-bomb" the fire ants and lay eggs. The maggot that hatches inside the ant eats away at the brain, and the ant starts exhibiting what some might say is zombie-like behavior.

"At some point, the ant gets up and starts wandering," said Rob Plowes, a research associate at UT.

The maggot eventually migrates into the ant's head, but Plowes said he "wouldn't use the word 'control' to describe what is happening. There is no brain left in the ant, and the ant just starts wandering aimlessly. This wandering stage goes on for about two weeks."

About a month after the egg is laid, the ant's head falls off and the fly emerges ready to attack any foraging ants away from the mound and lay eggs.

Plowes said fire ants are "very aware" of these tiny flies, and it only takes a few to cause the ants to modify their behavior.
"Just one or two flies can control movement or above-ground activity," Plowes said. "It's kind of like a medieval activity where you're putting a castle under siege."

Researchers began introducing phorid species in Texas in 1999. The first species has traveled all the way from Central and South Texas to the Oklahoma border. This year, UT researchers will add colonies south of the Metroplex at farms and ranches from Stephenville to Overton . It is the fourth species introduced in Texas .

Fire ants cost the Texas economy about $1 billion annually by damaging circuit breakers and other electrical equipment, according to a Texas A&M study. They can also threaten young calves.

Determining whether the phorid flies will work in Texas will take time, perhaps as long as a decade.

"These are very slow acting," Plowes said. "It's more like a cumulative impact measured across a time frame of years. It's not an immediate silver bullet impact."

The flies, which are USDA -approved, do not attack native ants or species and have been introduced in other Gulf Coast states, Plowes said. Despite initial concerns, farmers and ranchers have been willing to let researchers use their property to establish colonies. At the Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association in Fort Worth in March, Plowes said they found plenty of volunteers.


OMG ZOMBIES!


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Reply #1869 - May 22nd, 2009 at 6:08am
 
This guy wins the crazy artist of the day award...

http://kuksi.com/artworks/sculpture/

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cg or real sculptures?
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They're real.  I wouldn't be quite as impressed with CG.


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When asked how she would stop the ruthless Megatron from demolishing the world, Fox first said that she would “barter with him.” She then, however, went on to say, “... and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"

How tolerant.


Go, go, Megan Fox!  Hollywood really needed more jerks!


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Like you would turn her down given the chance.
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Like you would turn her down given the chance.


Dude, she has creepy thumbs.  Have you seen her creepy thumbs?


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Her thumbs?!  When a woman pays that much for her chest that is where you look!!  How wiped are you?

Also, someone on mustang forums linked this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=22

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This was a hilarious read from w00t.com today, they were selling 6 bobble head Star Wars toys...guess I wasn't the only one that thought Star Trek was a travesty of galactic proportions!

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If you’ve been dying to relive the excitement of “Corvette Summer” or or the drama of “Witness”, you’re in luck today!
“Hi, Robert. What’cha doin’ there, kiddo?”

“Oh, hi, Mr. J. J. Abrams. I’m just playing with this new set of Funko Star Wars Bobble Heads. See, Han’s about to rescue Luke from 4Lom, the evil bounty hunter!”

“Hey, can I play with those for a second?”

“Well… I guess… but be careful, okay? They bobble so I don’t want you to…”

“Yeah, yeah, I won’t break them, don’t worry. I’m just gonna reinterpret them a little!”

“What does reinterpret mean, Mr. J. J. Abrams?”

“Why don’t I just show you, Robert? Here, look at this. Here’s Luke Skywalker. And here’s his best friend Han Solo. And they have a passion between them that can’t be denied. Mmm mmm, you’re such a good kisser, Han, mmm mmm, you too, Luke, mmmm mmm.”

“Mr. J. J. Abrams, I don’t think that was in the original movie!”

“No, but there was subtext. And besides, in my version, Princess Leia died in Imperial prison. A lot of people always hoped to see that, you know. And trust me, ‘a lot of people’ translates to a great opening weekend for me. Oh, look, here comes Yoda. Did you know a Jedi Knight has the power to perform marriage ceremonies? Mmm, Han and Luke, man and wife I now pronounce you do!’ Hey, Robert, hand me the T.I.E. Pilot, he’s gonna drive the limo to the hotel. That’ll make it more down to earth and easy to understand. We don’t want too many spaceships in this. You think The Strokes would do a wedding march?”

“Mr. J. J. Abrams, I don’t really want to play this any more.”

“Robert, now, you’ve entrusted me with these characters, right? So just sit back and let me prove what I can do. Oh, hello, 4LOM! We’d like a room at your hotel. The honeymoon suite! Can Bossk take our bags? I, Han Solo, want to carry my new bride over the threshold. Of course I can do that, fellas! It’s so great to see two people so much in love! Hey, Robert, can you get me a flashlight? I need to make this really, really bright to show how in love they are.”

“Mr. J. J. Abrams, I want to go home.”

“You are home, Robert! You’re home in the marvelous future I’ve created! Here, you can play too. Take Yoda to the kitchen and have an adventure with the phone that ends with you getting me a pizza and a six pack. Isn’t that a good idea, Luke and Han? Oh, yes, J. J., it’s a great idea! We love you almost as much as we love each other! See, how much fun these Funko Star Wars Bobble Heads can be, Robert? All you have to do is sit back and let me work my magic.”

“I don’t like this future, Mr. J. J. Abrams. I want my classic Funko Star Wars Bobble Heads characters back.”

“What? It’s not like I got rid of all the DVDs or anything. How can you be so upset? C’mon, get crackin’ on my lunch adventure, all this geniusing makes me hungry. Luke, kid, I never thought I’d feel this way about anyone. Before you, it was like I was frozen in carbonite. Oh, Han, my love, you had me at hello. You had me at hello. WHERE’S MY PIZZA, ROBERT? WHERE’S MY PIZZA?”
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And do you know what Pez's lawyers at Alston & Bird are really upset about? It's the, and I quote from the complaint, "large, stationary, mechanical object in the familiar and protected shape of a PEZ dispenser."

Adding insult to injury, the suit claims that the giant snowman isn't really the world's largest. Says the suit: "As an object neither created nor authorized by Plaintiffs, the Infringing Tall Dispenser is not and cannot be the world's largest PEZ or a PEZ product of any kind."


Wow, what a great way to kill off your image, PEZ.  I recently bought the Star Trek PEZ collection, and now I wish I would've spent the money on something that isn't made by a bunch of jerks.


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Mays, 50, was found unresponsive by his wife inside his Tampa, Fla., home at 7:45 a.m. on Sunday, according to the Tampa Police Department.


What the hell?  Billy Mays dead and the shamwow guy in jail...who is going to tell me about all the products I need to buy at 2am?!
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Bad week to be famous really.
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spanky wrote on Jun 28th, 2009 at 7:04pm:
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Television pitchman Billy Mays — who built his fame by appearing on commercials and infomercials promoting household products and gadgets — died Sunday.

Mays, 50, was found unresponsive by his wife inside his Tampa, Fla., home at 7:45 a.m. on Sunday, according to the Tampa Police Department.


What the hell?  Billy Mays dead and the shamwow guy in jail...who is going to tell me about all the products I need to buy at 2am?!


There must be job openings, you should apply Spanky!
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Reply #1883 - Jun 29th, 2009 at 6:38pm
 
Wow, I can just imagine the kind of products Spanky would be pitching...


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This may be too soon but I saw this as someones blog title and laughed my ass off.

"They say celebrities die in threes, leave it to Billy Mayes to throw in an extra free of charge."
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If I went with some astronauts to the moon and brutally slaughtered them and ate their flesh....

could I legally be charged anywhere for murder?

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Reply #1886 - Jul 1st, 2009 at 2:01pm
 
Well, the moon has a US flag on it, so I'd say its officially ours.  That makes it American jurisdiction!


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It's a new reality show where I hunt people in space!...until they are dead!...or they make it back to Earth safely.

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There's no shortage of conspiracy theories, but rarely do we see one that involves the police, the FBI, the DOJ, an auto repair shop, a private investigator, and Apple all conspiring with the Mafia to harass one individual.


Apple's $30 billion cash hoard makes it a popular target for lawsuits, especially from patent trolls and numerous class action groups alleging various product flaws. But every once is a while, Apple is named in a lawsuit that defies all logic. Such a case was recently filed in Missouri Eastern District Court, which alleges that Apple aided and abetted the Mafia to transmit death threats directly to Gregory McKenna's iPod mini.

The case is hardly bizarre for the blame that McKenna lays at Apple's feet. Try to follow me here: McKenna worked briefly for a modeling agency in New York, which he claims is a front run by the Mob. After McKenna stopped getting paid, he quit and moved back home to St. Louis in 2000. Alleged Mafia members showed up at a St Louis nightclub to threaten McKenna to return to work for them, both as a model and a homosexual sex slave. These Mafia members then proceeded to "stalk, harass, threaten, extort, attempt rape, and kidnap" McKenna.

Naturally, McKenna called the cops. However, he says the St Louis Police Department repeatedly ignored his pleas for help. When the STLPD wouldn't listen to him, he called the FBI. When they wouldn't listen to him, he called the Department of Justice—they wouldn't listen to him either. All three are named as defendants in the case since their complacency aided the Mafia in its supposed campaign to ruin McKenna's life.

McKenna is also convinced that the Mob has his home and car bugged, and named both a auto repair shop and a private investigator that he hired to find the bugs as aiding the Mafia in its nine-year quest to harass McKenna. And here's where Apple's alleged culpability comes into play—McKenna says Apple adds illegal receivers to its iPods to allow the Mafia to send clear, audible death threats through the portable media player.

McKenna claims that an iPod shuffle he bought in 2005 via eBay and an iPod mini that he claims he bought in 2006 new from an Apple Store (note that the mini was discontinued eight months before he bought it) both contain illegal receivers that Apple built in the devices, ostensibly at the request of the Mob. He claims in his lengthy, 124-page complaint that, in 2008, he was able to record Mafia members sending death threats to his iPod mini stating, "I'm about to kill him," in "unison" with a song he was listening to.

The complaint is so bizarre, so elaborate, I'm not sure whether to laugh at its absurdity or feel sorry for McKenna, who is representing himself in the lawsuit. However, here in Orbiting HQ we think this may top a lawsuit last year claiming Steve Jobs and Apple conspired with South Carolina correction officer to sexually harass an inmate with a prolific history of filing "creative" lawsuits.

McKenna is demanding $14.3 million in total damages from all ten named defendants, including $550,000 per year in lost wages that are the direct result of the elaborate conspiracy against him, and a variety of compensatory and punitive damages.


I wonder how many black helicopters are circling this guy's house right now?

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Wow.....I always knew Apple was evil...but working for...auto repair shops?!  How low can you go Steve Jobs?  How low?!

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Is Avon selling the T-Virus?!

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Meredith and I went to the Star Trek Experience exhibit in Detroit last weekend with a friend of ours.  You can visit the some of the real sets from several of the series, plus see all kinds of cool props, artwork, and costumes.  Best of all, you can still see the new Star Trek film in IMAX!

I tried pulling off the "I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am" pose while sitting on the bridge of the NCC-1701A, but I'm not sure it really worked. 

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The exhibit is in town until September, so make sure you take the opportunity to see it while you can!


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Some guy posted this rant on AR15.com, and it was simply too funny to not share with you guys.  Enjoy!


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In Star Trek, not only do we get nigh-magical technology, but we get technobabble to explain how it works and none of it makes any fucking sense. "We have a container of photonic energy". Wait- you have a jar of light? Can you catch lightning in a bottle too? "Tripolymer plasma"? Look up the definition for polymer. Then try to explain how you can have a highly ionized gas (plasma) that is also a fucking polymer. Impossible. "50 isoton yield"? That means your torpedo has a yield of 50 tons. Iso means "equal to" or "the same as". They keep inventing new trans-uranic stable elements. There's a reason the table of elements only goes so high- anything after that decomposes or annihilates itself almost the moment it's formed! It makes as much sense as discovering that there's another planet in the earth's orbit, it's just always on the opposite side of the sun from us. Impossible.

In Star Wars, the only instances of bad engineering are the exhaust port on the Death Star (which was immune to energy weapons, couldn't be shielded against torpedoes because that would trap the heat inside, and the rebels only knew about because they had the fucking blueprints for the thing.) and the lack of guard rails on a lot of high spaces.

In Star Trek, we rarely see GOOD engineering. Their warp core is always on the verge of exploding whenever anything goes wrong. Their computer has a virus? The warp core is about to explode! Some alien shot a completely unrelated part of the ship? The warp core is about to explode! A 19th century fictional character on the holodeck has gained sentience? The warp core is about to explode! And their safety systems to shut it down never work. The Enterprise-D tried repeatedly to eject the warp core and the system failed every. Single. Time. On Voyager, they had to eject the warp core every other episode. Smart engineers would have designed the warp core so it barely had enough matter-antimatter to sustain the reaction rather than filling it with so much that it'll explode any time you sneeze or poke it with a stick. Smart engineers would have had an active restraint system, meaning you have to actively prevent the warp core from ejecting. The moment a failure in the system occurs, the warp core gets chucked out of the ship so it can explode at a safe distance. A shot to one part of the ship will completely disable the shields, weapons, sensors, or engines, even if the part of the ship that got shot doesn't HAVE any of those located there. Haven't these clowns ever heard of decentralization? Exploding bridge consoles? Why does shooting the ship on deck 91, aft cause a console on deck 1, forward to explode with enough force to bodily hurl a crewman across the bridge? What's in them that's exploding, anyway? That's fucking stupid.





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Reply #1896 - Aug 12th, 2009 at 10:37pm
 
I think this guy needs to take a step back and realize its a fucking television show? =p

I mean how boring would Star Trek be if nothing exploded or went wrong? Shit dude....
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Well I think the guy has a valid point about just how much techno babel there was.  I mean, Star Trek's audience are those who have a higher mind set for the sciences (that's not counting the "ooo pretty Star Trek XI" *spits*.  You have other series hire science guys to develop or explain if something is at least remotely possible.  I think the guy fails at one main aspect in his story.

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I think you suspend enough disbelief because Star Trek says that someday we COULD capture these, or maybe even create them, so I don't think this outside the realm of thought.  It's the question of, what could we do if we COULD capture/create these really cool elements?

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was because Janeway violated the Prime Directive in every flippin' episode, even though the whole first season was her struggling with whether or not to carry out Federation principles in the Delta Quadrant.  On top of that, the reason why she would jump to the conclusion to just detonate their only real way to get home was because she was an uptight woman who panicked at the first sign of trouble and couldn't do a job she took away from a better woman or even a less than competent man.  I mean, she did have to make it with a hologram that took over her ship after he realized he was created.

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This is absolutely the coolest picture collection I've seen in a long time.  Life Magazine somehow managed to assemble a big collection of full-color images from Nazi Germany.  I've seen a lot of color images from World War II, but never anything with this level of detail, clarity, and breadth of colors.

The pictures themselves are also really interesting.  There are lots of shots of Hitler and the other Nazi elite during ceremonial functions or just relaxing in one another's company.  Check it out!

http://www.scribd.com/doc/12588702/Nazi-Germany-Color-Photos-from-LIFE-archive


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Wow those are amazing shots.

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hitler schmoozing with the blond girl (his wife?) in the dining room (pic 152) was an especially good shot artistically and a reminder that we have personified him as evil, he was still just a dude.... a really messed up dude.
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Reply #1901 - Aug 16th, 2009 at 7:48pm
 
This is totally random, but I thought I'd share.  While researching a paper on family violence, I looked up the unemployment rate for Michigan.  For June of 2009, we're at 15.2% (and that's the "official" number).  The next nearest state, surprisingly enough, is Rhode Island at 12.4%.

Will the last one out of Michigan please turn off the lights?


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Reply #1902 - Sep 1st, 2009 at 9:08pm
 
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Nu Image/Millennium Films has greenlit the franchise's fifth installment, with Sylvester Stallone starring and directing, repeating his duties from 2008's "Rambo."

The upcoming project's storyline revolves around Rambo fighting his way through human traffickers and drug lords to rescue a young girl abducted near the U.S.-Mexico border. Production will start in the spring.

The film will be produced by Avi Lerner, Kevin King Templeton and John Thompson. Danny Dimbort, Trevor Short and Boaz Davidson will exec produce.

Stallone had indicated in interviews that a fifth Rambo was in the works. He teamed with Nu Image/Millennium on the 2008 project, which grossed $42 million domestically and $113 million overseas.

Nu Image/Millennium is in post-production on "Expendables," starring Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li and Mickey Rourke. The actioner's set for release on April 23 through Lionsgate.

Rambo first appeared in the 1982 pic "First Blood," followed in 1985 by "First Blood II" and in 1988 by "Rambo III."



I love Rambo as much as the next guy, but dang... it's time to hang up the M60.


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Reply #1903 - Sep 19th, 2009 at 10:48pm
 
http://www2.wspa.com/spa/news/local/article/mayors_memo_may_handcuff_police_offi...

I would be outraged if it wasn't for the fact that the majority of this city voted this "woman", who is a complete and utter idiot who acts like an 8 year old girl, in office.

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Reply #1904 - Sep 20th, 2009 at 9:58am
 
I sincerely hope that woman's term in office is nearly over, and the next person in office overturns that stupid memo before somebody gets hurt.

How the heck does somebody like that get elected anyway?


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Reply #1905 - Sep 21st, 2009 at 8:56pm
 
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   Text of report by Gazprom-owned, editorially independent Russian radio station Ekho Moskvy on 21 September

   [Presenter] Russia's largest small arms manufacturer, the Izhevsk Mechanical Works [Izhmash], could be declared bankrupt. It became know today that a corresponding petition has been received by the arbitration court of [the Republic of] Udmurtia from the enterprise.
   Aleksey Gusarov reports.

   [Correspondent] The Izhmash concern, considered to be the pride of the Russian defence industry, could become unprofitable. The arbitration court of Udmurtia will now study the financial documentation of the joint-stock company. If the results of the court examination recognize the bankruptcy petition as justified, the concern's restructure will begin. Bankruptcy proceedings, should they happen, will help Izhmash rid itself of debt burdens. Moreover, experts do not rule out that a new wave of unemployment will sweep over Udmurtia in this case.

   I would like to recall that earlier, production came to a halt at the Molot plant [Vyatskiye Polyany Machine Building Plant Molot] in Kirov Region, a part of the Izhmash concern. This largest Kalashnikov assault rifle manufacturer now stands idle. No state order means no money to pay employees, nor to repay debts to creditors.

   [Presenter] It is expected that Udmurtia's arbitration court will hold a preliminary examination of the Izhmash case on 7 October.



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Reply #1906 - Sep 23rd, 2009 at 6:36pm
 
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The Swedish armed forces have been hit by a major equipment problem, according to reports. Flimsy military brassieres are unable to stand up to the strains imposed when female Swedish troops perform "rigorous exercises", routinely bursting open or even catching fire - so forcing busty young conscripts to hurriedly strip off in the field.

The revelations come courtesy of the Gothenburg Post and English-language Swedish journal The Local. The Post reported yesterday on concerns raised by the Swedish Conscription Council, an organisation concerned with the rights of conscript troops in the Swedish forces.

Council spokesperson Paulina Rehbinder told The Local that government-issue military brassieres supplied to young female soldiers have long been unfit for combat.

According to the paper:

The women complained that the bras’ fasteners have a tendency to come undone when the women performed rigorous exercise, forcing the female soldiers to take off all of their equipment in order to refasten the brassieres.

The Post apparently brought the related bosom-combustion issue to light, noting that bras can catch fire during combat and then "melt onto conscripts’ skin".

“Our opinion is that the Swedish Armed Forces should have ordered good, flame-proof underwear,” Rehbinder said.

“There should be suitable apparel for women.”

Rehbinder reportedly added that the problems have persisted for twenty years, with generations of young Swedish womens' tophamper routinely breaking free of confinement to oscillate wildly during army PT sessions and field exercises - presumably often followed by impromptu stripteases as the more jubtabulously fortunate female troops sought to re-fasten their flimsy government lingerie.

The problems would apparently be easy to sort out. Unaccountably, however, it appears that the male-dominated Swedish military hierarchy has failed to act.

Rehbinder reportedly - though perhaps mistakenly - believes that change is on the horizon. She told The Local that 2,000 new young female recruits are to enter the Swedish forces next year, and that top brass had been informed of this recently.

"That got them moving,” she said.


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Reply #1907 - Oct 15th, 2009 at 10:17am
 
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CONWAY, Ark. — Authorities said a Vilonia police officer involved in a fracas at a private club in Conway has been taken into custody only after he was Tasered by his own brother, who is a Conway officer. Vilonia officer Jeremy Smith, 32, faces charges of disorderly conduct and public intoxication.

Conway police reports say that when Conway officer Lloyd Smith arrived on the scene after midnight Wednesday morning, he found his brother Jeremy resisting arrest by another officer.

Lloyd Smith wrote in his report that when his brother continued to "raise his fists as if he was ready to fight, I pointed my Taser at Jeremy and pled with him, 'please don't make me Tase you.'"

But Jeremy Smith continued to be uncooperative, according to reports from all three officers on the scene, and was Tasered by his brother, handcuffed and taken to the Faulkner County Jail for 12-hour detox.



This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Don't tase me, bro!"


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Reply #1908 - Oct 16th, 2009 at 1:12pm
 
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OGDEN, Utah — Authorities say a Utah man accused of groping a nurse who was helping a woman giving birth to his child has been charged with forcible sexual abuse.

Adam Jay Manning was charged with the second-degree felony Tuesday.

Police have said the 30-year-old brought a pregnant woman Friday to a hospital in Ogden, about 40 miles north of Salt Lake City. A nurse came to help the woman, and Manning allegedly made a comment about how cute she was.

Ogden Police Lt. Loring Draper has said Manning then told the nurse something looked wrong with her neck and attempted to massage it before grabbing her breast.

Manning was arrested and missed the birth of the child.

A message left by The Associated Press for Manning's court-appointed attorney was not immediately returned Thursday.


This guy rocks.  He gets my nomination for Father of the Year.


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Reply #1909 - Oct 18th, 2009 at 2:14pm
 
Just in case you were wondering where the next Olympics was going to be held, here's a video showing a police helicopter being shot down in Brazil during a conflict between drug gangs.

It's on LiveLeak, which may contain NSFW ads.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a2_1255867509


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Reply #1910 - Oct 27th, 2009 at 5:49pm
 
Awesome post from Craigslist:


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Reply #1911 - Oct 28th, 2009 at 3:00pm
 
Wow I hope that guy ends up meeting Mr. Cereal Killer
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Reply #1914 - Oct 30th, 2009 at 8:06am
 
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Suspect faces theft, battery charges for dangerously wielding the animal


JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. - It's one thing for shoplifters to hide plunder in their pants. But a live ferret?

Police say a homeless man in north Florida did just that. And he made it out the door before being challenged.

Thirty-eight-year-old Rodney Bolton is charged with theft over the $129 animal that police say he took from a pet store in Jacksonville Beach.

A 17-year-old witness confronted Bolton in the parking lot and was bitten by the animal after the man allegedly shoved it in the teen's face.

That confrontation makes the ferret a "special weapon" under Florida law. So Bolton also faces battery charges for dangerously wielding the animal.

Calls to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Department to see if Bolton has a lawyer were not answered early Thursday.


Maybe it's just me, but stuffing a ferret in your pants seems like a bad idea.  Those things bite hard.


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Reply #1915 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 5:25pm
 
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This 640-pound concrete elk statue lies on its side in the backyard of Mark and Carol Brye’s home in rural Viroqua. The dead buck lies about 20 feet away.

A love-struck buck ran out of luck a week ago. The seven-point buck was killed when it rammed a 640-pound concrete statue of an elk in the backyard of Mark and Carol Brye's home in rural Viroqua.

Bucks often fight during the breeding season, commonly called the rut. Dominant bucks defend breeding territories and female deer by sparring with subordinate bucks. Antler battles sometimes result in the death of one or both deer, but usually end with the biggest buck winning and the smaller buck high-tailing it out to another area.

Mark Brye, who owns Brye Plumbing in Viroqua, was still laughing about the suicidal buck he found near his elk statue last week.

Brye said his morning ritual is to rise early and look out at the life-like statue about 40 yards from his home.

"Our son and daughter gave it to us for Christmas four years ago because we like to hunt elk," Brye said. "The elk is a nice thing to see every morning. It looks pretty cool, especially on a foggy morning."

Brye said he knew exactly what happened when he saw the statue tipped over. Although they were about the same height, the statue weighed at least three times more than the 180-pound deer.

He didn't realize the buck lay dead a short distance away.

"I could tell the buck poked the statue a couple of times by the chipped paint on it," Brye said, adding that the buck eventually rammed it like a mountain goat.

The buck apparently staggered about 20 feet and fell.

Brye claimed the buck with a tag from the Vernon County conservation warden. He laughed at the warden's tag note: "lawn ornament fight - lost."

Brye said the deer shattered its skull. The antlers were still on its head but were dangling.

"The statue is OK, but the antlers broke off when it tipped over," Brye said. "One side of the antlers is in one piece, but the other side is in five pieces."

Brye, 58, is considering removing the antlers from the unlucky buck and gluing them on the elk statue as a remembrance of the strange but true story.

The deer is butchered and in Brye's freezer. The elk remains on its side.

"I can't tip it back up until I get a whole bunch of guys to help me," he said.
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Reply #1916 - Nov 13th, 2009 at 8:50am
 
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What is it with cats and keyboards?

A Florida man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat's erratic keyboard mashing for the crime.

Keith Griffin was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his computer, the Associated Press reports.  But Griffin alleges he had no knowledge of the illicit images and says his cat was behind the downloads.

Griffin told investigators that his cat had a habit of sitting on his computer's keyboard.  He said that on several occasions he came back to his computer to find that strange material had been downloaded.  Police didn't buy Griffin's story and he is currently being held in the Martin County Jail. The cat reportedly is being cared for by a family friend.

Maybe Griffin should consider investing in some anti-kitty computer software.  PawSense claims to be able to recognize and prevent cat typing.


That might be the worst excuse I've ever heard.  I guess I shouldn't expect much more out of a guy that downloads kiddy porn.


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Reply #1917 - Nov 13th, 2009 at 11:54am
 
So he goes to jail while that evil porn downloading cat goes free?!

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Reply #1918 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:56pm
 
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Last month, it was announced the Pontiac Silverdome would be auctioned off. The auction happened and the winning bid was… drum roll, please… $583,000.

$583,000!

Right, not a typo folks — $583,000 for an 80,31-seat sports arena, on 127 acres in Detroit Pontiac! According to the Detroit Free Press, the winning bidder is someone from Toronto who has plans for an indoor soccer team.

The clincher of this story?

In 2005, suburban developers offered nearly $20 million for the Silverdome, but the deal fell apart as the city delayed taking the offer. And last year, a $17.5-million plan to turn it into a horse racetrack, hotel and conference center also fell through.

Too bad Detroit’s city execs failed to remember the mantra about the first offer being the best offer.



More stupidity from the cess pit of Michigan.  I have come to expect no less!


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Reply #1919 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 8:42pm
 
nope, the guy i did the video for... slapped an injunction on the sale and a judge approved it, so for now the sale is halted. he was the one going to buy it for 17 mill and was still going through inspections and whatnot. the city got impatient and just held an auction to get rid of the building cause it costs 1.5 mill a year to maintain.

ha!

http://www.crainsdetroit.com/article/20091118/FREE/911189991/-1#

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Reply #1920 - Nov 21st, 2009 at 9:33am
 
So do you get free front-row seats for life if your guy wins his case?


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Reply #1921 - Nov 24th, 2009 at 12:16pm
 
Here's a fun little animated map of unemployment in the US.  Scary, isn't it?


http://cohort11.americanobserver.net/latoyaegwuekwe/multimediafinal.html


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Reply #1922 - Nov 24th, 2009 at 5:12pm
 
That is pretty scare.
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Reply #1923 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 12:27am
 
now if only they showed the u-6 stat instead of this stupid fake headline number...
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Not a whole lot of farmers in the midwest are unemployed...
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Reply #1925 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 10:52am
 
Stick wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 9:40am:
Not a whole lot of farmers in the midwest are unemployed...



Everybody has to east sometime.  Let's just hope we don't get a drought.


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PONTIAC, Mich., Nov. 27 (UPI) -- The Pontiac Silverdome in Michigan could become home to other sports events besides soccer, the likely new owner says.

Andreas Apostolopoulos, owner of Toronto-based Triple Properties Inc., hopes to make an announcement in January about which teams will use the facility, The Detroit Free Press reported.

"I like sports and I like being involved with sports, so I hope to bring sporting events people will like," he said Wednesday. "I'm not just thinking soccer, but football or baseball or whatever."

The 80,311-seat arena is now owned by the city of Pontiac. Officials say it costs the city $1.5 million a year to run.

A judge ruled Monday that Bloomfield Hills lawyer H. Wallace Parker and his Silver Stallion Corp. could not stop the sale to Triple Properties. An agreement between the city and Silver Stallion collapsed in 2008.

The Detroit Lions played in the Silverdome for many years after it was built in 1975 for $55.7 million.

Apostopoulos's winning bid for the stadium was only $583,000.



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Reply #1927 - Nov 27th, 2009 at 8:51pm
 
ha he lost. that sucks
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Reply #1928 - Nov 28th, 2009 at 6:09am
 
So I'm confused...why is it a bad thing he lost and why did he loose??

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Reply #1929 - Nov 28th, 2009 at 7:22am
 
It's just the judge said he had no legal right to stop the sale. It sucks because when he went through next step of the sale I was going to do more video concepts for him. I also believe he was going to do more than this stupid soccer field guy that didn't even think he was going to get the bid.
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Reply #1930 - Nov 28th, 2009 at 1:48pm
 
Because if there is one thing that will save Detroit it's a sport that everyone but America appreciates.
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Reply #1931 - Nov 29th, 2009 at 2:27pm
 
I say turn it into a giant paintball gun arena. Put giant 4 story buildings inside with streets, train stations, and trenches. that would be sweet!
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Reply #1932 - Nov 29th, 2009 at 5:45pm
 
That sounds like downtown Detroit.  Only not with paintball guns.


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Mojave, California (CNN)  -- Billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson on Monday unveiled the winged rocket his company developed to give paying customers a brief taste of space.

The 300 people who have given Branson's Virgin Galactic $20,000 deposits toward the $200,000 space-ride tickets were invited see SpaceShipTwo in its Mojave, California, hangar. CNN was given an early peek.

The first flight in 2011 -- after 18 months of testing -- will launch from a spaceport under construction in New Mexico, Branson said.

Another aircraft will carry the 60-foot-long SpaceShipTwo to 60,000 feet above the Earth, where "they will drop away and they will then go to 2,000 miles per hour in 10 seconds, where they get propelled into space," Branson said.

Its hybrid rocket motor -- still under development -- will reach a suborbital altitude high enough to reach the edges of space and weightlessness, according to Branson.

"Once in space, [passengers] will unbuckle their seats," he said. "There are enormous windows, which no spacecraft has had before, for them to look back at the Earth. They can float around and become astronauts."

The cabin, which seats six paying passengers, is 90 inches -- nearly 9 feet -- in diameter, which provides "lots of room for zero-G fun," Branson's Web site said.

The first voyage will carry Branson, his wife, mother and children, the entrepreneur said. "Actually, that's my mum on the side -- a younger version of my mum on the side of the spaceship," he said.

After just a few minutes of space tourism, SpaceShipTwo will glide back to Earth, landing where it began the trip in New Mexico, he said.

About 80,000 people have placed their names on the waiting list for seats on SpaceShipTwo and its successors.

"What we want to be able to do is bring space travel down to a price range where hundreds of thousands of people would be able to experience space, and they never dreamed that [they] could," Branson said.

He said he hopes the technology will lead to a new form of Earth travel, jetting people across oceans and continents faster through suborbital routes.

"We would love at some stage, obviously subject to government approval, to take the engineers and start looking at shrinking the world," Branson said.

The spacecraft was based on the technology and carbon-composite construction developed for SpaceShipOne, which won the Ansari X Prize in 2004 for the first privately funded human flight to the edge of space.

The reusable spacecraft is a joint effort by aviation designer Burt Rutan's Scaled Composites and Virgin Galactic, a space tourism venture that is a subsidiary of Branson's Virgin Group.



That sounds pretty cool.  Not $200,000 cool, mind you, but still pretty darn neat.

Here's your chance to get into space, Stewie!


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I don't know if I'd want to ride if "Branson opens doors to spaceship"....that sound kinda of dangerous!

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Just don't hold your breath.  You'll be fine!


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I'm meeting up with some coworkers to see Boondock Saints 2 in Battle Creek tomorrow.  If you guys want to see the sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time, you're invited!  The show is at 4:00PM at Lakeview Square Mall!


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Merry Christmas, guys!  I hope you all have a fun and blessed day with your families!


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It's raining and 60 degrees outside.  But Merry Christmas none the less!
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Am I the only one that thinks Eli should be renamed Fallout: The Movie?  Talk about a rip-off...


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blasphemy! any and all post apocalyptic movies are allowed! its not like the genre allows for a ton of variety. Ill take all contenders. Of course each seems to have hick southern Christan folks gone savage... which isnt cool...
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When it comes to upcoming apocalyptic movies, this one is a little more my speed.


The Crazies


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Wow, I want to see the crazies!
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Ok...but if this turns out to be The Happening explanation...I am burning the planet down!

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I have a new best friend.

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Cleverbot: Yes, that is correct.

User: Do you like everquest?

Cleverbot: Never played it. I normally play War in the Pacific.

User: Fantasy RPG is better than first person shooters.

Cleverbot: You know what is better? Chocolate.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Would you like a kiss?

User: Not unless you buy me a drink first and tell me I am pretty.

Cleverbot: I'd like you to go.


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"Avatar" is on track to be the highest grossing film of all time, but some viewers say it leaves them depressed.
"Avatar" is on track to be the highest grossing film of all time, but some viewers say it leaves them depressed.
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    * Some fans say James Cameron's "Avatar" may have been too real
    * "Avatar Forums" has a topic thread discussing depression over "Pandora being intangible"
    * Cameron's movie has pulled in more than $1.4 billion in worldwide box office

(CNN) -- James Cameron's completely immersive spectacle "Avatar" may have been a little too real for some fans who say they have experienced depression and suicidal thoughts after seeing the film because they long to enjoy the beauty of the alien world Pandora.

On the fan forum site "Avatar Forums," a topic thread entitled "Ways to cope with the depression of the dream of Pandora being intangible," has received more than 1,000 posts from people experiencing depression and fans trying to help them cope. The topic became so popular last month that forum administrator Philippe Baghdassarian had to create a second thread so people could continue to post their confused feelings about the movie.

"I wasn't depressed myself. In fact the movie made me happy ," Baghdassarian said. "But I can understand why it made people depressed. The movie was so beautiful and it showed something we don't have here on Earth. I think people saw we could be living in a completely different world and that caused them to be depressed."

A post by a user called Elequin expresses an almost obsessive relationship with the film.

"That's all I have been doing as of late, searching the Internet for more info about 'Avatar.' I guess that helps. It's so hard I can't force myself to think that it's just a movie, and to get over it, that living like the Na'vi will never happen. I think I need a rebound movie," Elequin posted.

A user named Mike wrote on the fan Web site "Naviblue" that he contemplated suicide after seeing the movie.

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Ever since I went to see 'Avatar' I have been depressed. Watching the wonderful world of Pandora and all the Na'vi made me want to be one of them. I can't stop thinking about all the things that happened in the film and all of the tears and shivers I got from it," Mike posted. "I even contemplate suicide thinking that if I do it I will be rebirthed in a world similar to Pandora and the everything is the same as in 'Avatar.' "


Other fans have expressed feelings of disgust with the human race and disengagement with reality.

Cameron's movie, which has pulled in more than $1.4 billion in worldwide box office sales and could be on track to be the highest grossing film of all time, is set in the future when the Earth's resources have been pillaged by the human race. A greedy corporation is trying to mine the rare mineral unobtainium from the planet Pandora, which is inhabited by a peace-loving race of 7-foot tall, blue-skinned natives called the Na'vi.

In their race to mine for Pandora's resources, the humans clash with the Na'vi, leading to casualties on both sides. The world of Pandora is reminiscent of a prehistoric fantasyland, filled with dinosaur-like creatures mixed with the kinds of fauna you may find in the deep reaches of the ocean. Compared with life on Earth, Pandora is a beautiful, glowing utopia.

Ivar Hill posts to the "Avatar" forum page under the name Eltu. He wrote about his post-"Avatar" depression after he first saw the film earlier this month.

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When I woke up this morning after watching Avatar for the first time yesterday, the world seemed ... gray. It was like my whole life, everything I've done and worked for, lost its meaning," Hill wrote on the forum. "It just seems so ... meaningless. I still don't really see any reason to keep ... doing things at all. I live in a dying world.
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Reached via e-mail in Sweden where he is studying game design, Hill, 17, explained that his feelings of despair made him desperately want to escape reality.

"One can say my depression was twofold: I was depressed because I really wanted to live in Pandora, which seemed like such a perfect place, but I was also depressed and disgusted with the sight of our world, what we have done to Earth. I so much wanted to escape reality," Hill said.

Cameron's special effects masterpiece is very lifelike, and the 3-D performance capture and CGI effects essentially allow the viewer to enter the alien world of Pandora for the movie's 2½-hour running time, which only lends to the separation anxiety some individuals experience when they depart the movie theater.

"Virtual life is not real life and it never will be, but this is the pinnacle of what we can build in a virtual presentation so far," said Dr. Stephan Quentzel, psychiatrist and Medical Director for the Louis Armstrong Center for Music and Medicine at Beth Israel Medical Center in New York. "It has taken the best of our technology to create this virtual world and real life will never be as utopian as it seems onscreen. It makes real life seem more imperfect."

Fans of the movie may find actor Stephen Lang, who plays the villainous Col. Miles Quaritch in the film, an enemy of the Na'vi people and their sacred ground, an unlikely sympathizer. But Lang says he can understand the connection people are feeling with the movie.

"Pandora is a pristine world and there is the synergy between all of the creatures of the planet and I think that strikes a deep chord within people that has a wishfulness and a wistfulness to it," Lang said. "James Cameron had the technical resources to go along with this incredibly fertile imagination of his and his dream is built out of the same things that other peoples' dreams are made of."

The bright side is that for Hill and others like him -- who became dissatisfied with their own lives and with our imperfect world after enjoying the fictional creation of James Cameron -- becoming a part of a community of like-minded people on an online forum has helped them emerge from the darkness.

"After discussing on the forums for a while now, my depression is beginning to fade away. Having taken a part in many discussions concerning all this has really, really helped me," Hill said. "Before, I had lost the reason to keep on living -- but now it feels like these feelings are gradually being replaced with others."

Quentzel said creating relationships with others is one of the keys to human happiness, and that even if those connections are occurring online they are better than nothing.

"Obviously there is community building in these forums," Quentzel said. "It may be technologically different from other community building, but it serves the same purpose."

Within the fan community, suggestions for battling feelings of depression after seeing the movie include things like playing "Avatar" video games or downloading the movie soundtrack, in addition to encouraging members to relate to other people outside the virtual realm and to seek out positive and constructive activities.


Oh my goodness if Clay Akin doesn't win American Idol I will just kill myself because all life will have lost meaning!  Remember when I killed myself because I never got to be a princess?  This is like a gillion times worse!

You know I like people as much as the next nutbag Chinese minister...but these people should save the gene pool a little and just slice out their sex organ and have orangutans feed from their guts.

HOW'S THAT FOR A VISUAL?!?!?!

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lol

Yeah these people have taken it a bit far in my humble opinion =p

I can relate to the feeling of disgust after watching Avatar though.  I know after the film as I walked back outside into the super-mega mall parking lot business center I was thinking, "Man we really have fucked our planet up huh?"
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...and that's when you put your "ding dong" in a plant and started to "commune with nature"....right?

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When I walked out of the movie, I was disappointed that I wasn't surrounded by a bunch of 10' blue furries.  Err....


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My friends talked me into doing an Omegle (omegle.com, not worth your time).  Check out this convo I had with someone.

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You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: good what r u doing
You: Watching Dirty Jobs and hanging with friends
Stranger: well i am currently tracking your ip address right now. you just violated code 24.43.5. your internet provider will be contacting you in 24 hours
Stranger: just kidding lol haha
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Okeechobee County has an official zombie emergency response plan, officially making them the coolest county ever.

http://www.okeechobeeeoc.com/Annex%20Z.pdf


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I like he he still works at Wal-mart.
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http://reporter.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451d69069e20120a867a7f6970b-500wi

While I admit this poster for the remake of Clash Of The Titans is cool...(and I still think the original looks better)...does anyone else get reminded that this Kraken looks kind of like the Cloverfield monster?

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Coincidentally, it also bears a resemblance to Wes' mom.


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LEWISTON, Idaho (AP) -- A marriage got off to a rocky start after the 21-year-old groom from northern Idaho was arrested twice on his wedding night and charged with assaulting his new wife in nearby eastern Washington. Court records show Nathan Lewis of Lewiston, Idaho, was charged Tuesday in Asotin County Superior Court with second-degree assault and interfering with a report of domestic violence.

The Nez Perce County Sheriff's Office in Idaho says Lewis was married Sunday and later arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct in Lewiston.

Police say that after Lewis was released on bail, he assaulted his new wife at a home in nearby Clarkston, Wash. The bride told authorities she was slapped and choked during the altercation, the Lewiston Tribune reports.

Lewis is scheduled to be arraigned March 1.



Well, that's one way to get the party started...


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Across the nation, leading assholes spoke of a sense of loss and sadness caused by the decision, and suggested that they would now be searching for new ways to compensate for their small penises.

Tracy Klugian, a realtor in Tempe, Arizona, said that he would consider buying a boat with an annoyingly loud sound system, “but it just won’t say ‘asshole’ like a Hummer does.”

Mr. Klugian, whose penis has been described as “microscopic,” also questioned the timing of GM’s decision.

“Right now, the Hummer is the only thing on the road capable of stopping a Toyota,” he said.



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I guess more people will have to buy a real SUV.

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http://www.tv.com/video/3HjaqNGh5vXUgToR71To6e8yGFP_Xb23/how-to-beat-a-bad-guy?o...


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Ha, cool!  It's nice to see somebody other than "the Joker" put us on the map!


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NewEgg got duped into selling fake Intel i7 920 processors.  Check this out...


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Woa!  Now...THAT'S a scam!!!

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http://www.military.com/news/article/could-airborne-bears-catch-bin-laden.html

That's one suggestion the Pentagon has received from someone who noted, quite correctly, that a bear's sense of smell is much more powerful than a bloodhound's.

"Overnight, Parachute some bears into areas [bin Laden] might be," the innovator wrote. "Attempt to train bears to take off parachutes after landing, or use parachutes that self-destruct after landing."

The bears-in-the-air idea, and scores of others, came from people who clicked on the "contact us" button on the Defense Department's Web site, which allows the general public to ask questions or make suggestions.

Not that the Pentagon needs any particular help in the idea department. Not long ago, for example, the agency spent $2 million to find out whether honey bees could be relied upon to sniff out roadside bombs.

The Defense Department provided Stars and Stripes a sampling of some of the more bizarre feedback it gets through its Web site, www.defense.gov. The authors' names were withheld, but all spelling, grammar and paranoia are authentic.

"Would there be time to construct a Noah's Ark Biosphere in North America if there is an emerging Global War starting in the Middle East?" asked one concerned citizen. "I don't know ... I only know that I have worked on such a project for many years now."

The specifications for the recommended ark are outlined in the Bible, the writer noted, adding that it could preserve a specimen of the human population for up to 300 years.

"Then after the period of ‘Hibernation' people and materials would emerge to repopulate the Earth," the person wrote.

Another correspondent asked for help with some personal issues.

"I still have people torturing my pelvis and lungs with dispersed sound waves and my eye and stomach, hip, pelvic region with other types of sound waves," the person wrote. "When the secret service came out they had a letter all prepared by my mother to force me on disability and not let me live with her and try to leave me penniless and homeless again."

One writer let the Defense Department know of a dream something was about to happen. Likely on a Friday.

"I have no idea what this might be, do you?" the person asked.

And as might be expected, many of those who e-mail the Defense Department have searching questions about the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

"Has anyone at the Department [of] Defense noticed that the Twin Towers were destroyed on 9/11, and that when you dial emergency services in the USA you dial 911?" the person wrote. "If so, is this merely a coincidence?"



God bless America, and all of her retards.


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The craziest item at Toys R Us - a firearm bore sight!

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2850498

Be sure to read the reviews, they're hilarious!


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Looks like someone had a guilty conscious

http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/28/jd-shapiro-battlefield-earth-screenwriter-apo...

I'd like him to prove it and post the original script.  Yes, it might be owned by the studio...but Alan Smithee could always release it!

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Ha!  That's classic!  I wonder if Travolta will have anything to say about it?


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I got a letter from Comcast today offering a new ubλr-platinum level of business service - 50Mb down, 10Mb up.  Unfortunately, it would cost me $185 per month.

I'm tempted.


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Mere and I are headed for Japan tomorrow.  Anybody want me to pick up anything while I'm out?


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I'll take one (1) godzilla...NO Mothra!...I already have one in my collection!
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We got back from Japan last night.  We'll have a ton of pictures as soon as I buy a card reader for the camera!

In the meantime, check out the new 2010 pennies...

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On Saturday, John McAllister sat down at a friend’s house near Portland, Oregon to play a game of Asteroids. By Monday, he was still playing.

At 10:18 p.m. Pacific, he scored 41,338,740 points, a new all-time high score. In doing so, he beat a record that has stood for over 27 years.

The official Asteroids high score of 41,336,440 is the longest-standing record in gaming history, having been set on November 14, 1982 by 15-year-old Scott Safran. He stayed awake for three days to accomplish this feat.

Once you master the basics, Asteroids is simply a game of endurance: Can you keep from falling asleep? And if you can, will the arcade cabinet you’re playing on stay glitch-free and powered up for three days straight?

McAllister’s marathon attempt was streamed live over Justin.tv. Even as of this writing, you can watch a close-up of the Asteroids monitor, or a full view of the room where the celebration is ongoing. The high score remains unofficial until it is recognized by the video game referees at Twin Galaxies.

Every few hours, once he had racked up enough extra lives, McAllister got up from his bar stool, paced the room, ate a sandwich, then sits back down to play. A last-minute bathroom break Monday evening almost cost McAllister the title: He got down to only two ships remaining before rallying back.


I have to give this guy props, there is no way in Hell I'd stay up for two days playing Asteroids.  A picture can be seen here.


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Or how about our first game of SMAC...that thing felt and actually was played over a two day stretch!

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We had some fairly epic runs of Empire Earth and Earth 2150, too.


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That place looks like a gold-plated Detroit!


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http://www2.tbo.com/content/2010/apr/19/pipelines-need-be-more-secure-hillsborou...

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County officials say there are 300 miles of pipeline in Hillsborough carrying jet fuel, natural gas, diesel and anhydrous ammonia. Most of the times, pipeline breaches are accidental, such as lines cut by a backhoe, but there are two major instances were individuals intentionally tapered with lines, including a teenager who drilled into a Riverview anhydrous ammonia pipeline in 2007 because he thought the line was carrying money between banks.



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Sounds like that kid needs his own reality TV show...on Mars!
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A two year old boy was banned from eating cheese sandwiches at a council-run nursery unless his parents added a lettuce leaf.


Jack Ormisher had his packed lunch taken away by staff who said it violated their healthy eating policy.

When Jack's father went to pick him up from the Westfield Children's Centre, in Pemberton, near Wigan, he was told to include lettuce or tomato in future so the sandwich could be classed as a ''snack'' rather than ''lunch.''

The rebuke came after the nursery drew up a list of ''healthy eating options'' for youngsters which include various fruit and vegetables plus rice pasta and potatoes.

Jack's mother Dorothy Gallear, 32, who has withdrawn her son from the nursery, said: ''I think it is absolutely pathetic and these people are playing Big Brother with people's lives.

''When I told people at his new nursery what had happened all over a cheese sandwich some laughed with shock and others were horrified.

"I wouldn't mind but Jack isn't a particularly fussy eater. He loves his casseroles and the attitude of the nursery was ridiculous. They were really really ignorant when I spoke to them.

"They were looking down their noses at me. Jack is settling in really well at his new nursery. he loves it. There is less children and it's a lot bigger. Maybe they have doing us a favour putting him in there.

"We had to up-root him and then settle him over a cheese sandwich. The nursery have said that we agreed to take him out of the nursery but we didn't have a choice.''

A spokesman for Wigan Council said: ''The centre has a list of recommended healthy food, according to national guidelines, which children are encouraged to eat. A cheese sandwich would not feature on the list.''

Westfield Children's Centre Manager Aukje Clegg said: ''We can categorically state that no child has been asked to leave the children's centre. The decision to remove the child from the centre was taken by the parents and not the school.

''We have informed the parents that a place is still available for their child at Westfield should they reconsider.''


I think Britain is way, waaaay overdue for a healthy revolution.


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Yep, start a revolution in britain because of a food law that was passed.  Don't try to change it or anything.

And if this two year old was around 200 lbs...yes it is time to drop the cheese.
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I'm not sure about you, but I think "revolution" is pretty well defined by "try[ing] to change" something.

Should you start a revolution over some retarded rule that affects Junior's eating habits?  No.  Should you consider raising a fuss over an epidemic of stupid laws that erode civil liberties and restrict the personal freedoms of the citizenry?  Hell yes.


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Police said a Swisher man punched an elderly man in the face for driving too slow last month.
According to a Johnson County Sheriff's Office criminal complaint, the victim, a 70-year-old man, and his wife were southbound on Greencastle Road in Swisher at 12:48 a.m. March 27 when a vehicle driven by Brandon J. Poulson, 22, cruised up behind the victim's car. Police said Poulson yelled and cussed at the victim for "driving like an old man."
Police said the victim pulled over to let Poulson pass, but when he did, Poulson pulled up along side of him and got out of his truck. The victim got out of his car and was immediately hit in the head and face several times by Poulson, police said.

Police said the 70-year-old man suffered a large cut on the top of his head, a cut above his eye and swelling and bruising on both eyes and ears. The cut on his head required numerous staples and the cut above his eye required stitches, police said.

Police said Poulson admitted to hitting the man in the face several times because he was upset with the way he was driving. He has been charged with willful injury causing bodily injury, a class D felony, and remains in the Johnson County Jail on a $10,000 cash-only bond.

Records also show that Poulson was cited for assault in 2007 for throwing a dead cat through a McDonald's drive-through window in Cedar Rapids in late 2006.


Best criminal record EVER.


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Happy (belated) Star Wars Day!

May the 4th be with you!


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$5M pedestrian link in Mexicantown open for less than one day


Less than a day after it opened, the Mexicantown Bagley Avenue Pedestrian Bridge was vandalized, Michigan Department of Transportation officials said.

Numerous individuals have "tagged" the $5 million bridge with spray paint and used knives to carve into a wooden bench in the middle of the span. Others signed their names with pens and magic markers on the bench, officials said.

In fact, an MDOT employee's video camera caught one woman as she used a colored pen to scrawl on a bench in the middle of the 400-foot-long bridge.

"Yes, it was me," said Oneita Jackson, a copy editor at the Detroit Free Press and author of Sunday's "O Street" blog.

"I did it. If you see a person with a green pen ... dressed in black slacks and a red top, that's me. I was excited about the event and wanted to put my name on it."

Jackson eventually put away the marker and said "Oh, I guess I shouldn't be doing this," the tape showed. As a blogger, she has written about her efforts as a mom to raise her 16-year-old son and encourage citizens to be more patient and civil.

The Rev. Tom Sepulveda, pastor of southwest Detroit's historic St. Anne de Detroit Church, spoke about community pride at the ceremony Wednesday, which also marked the 200th anniversary of Mexican Independence.

Sepulveda said he was disappointed to hear of the vandalism to the span that reconnects the east and west sides of Mexicantown for the first time since Interstates 75 and 96 were constructed in 1968 when residents could drive Bagley, Lafayette and Porter straight across.

"The bridge is of the people and to do something like that is certainly a sign of disrespect toward the people," Sepulveda said.

"Residents of this area have waited for 42 years for this reconnection. They've been through hard, hard times and something like this just shows so much thoughtlessness."

Striking in its design, the single-stayed cable bridge, with its angled 150-foot-tall pylon and 15-high-tension cables, is part of the $230-million Gateway Project that provides direct access to the Ambassador Bridge for truck traffic on the freeways.

A bridge engineer also caught three young women in the act of vandalism early Thursday afternoon, said MDOT chief engineer Victor Judnic.

"They were carving up the wooden bench," Judnic said.

"The bridge is made of high density wood which discourages carving, but that didn't seem to make a difference. Others used magic markers on the concrete."

The three ran as the MDOT engineer approached them, he said.

Judnic said MDOT had no intention to take legal action against the vandals.

"We don't do that," Judnic said.

"We'll try and clean off as much of the graffiti as we can, but there's nothing we can do about the carvings. We're close to entering into a maintenance agreement with business leaders in Mexicantown who will assume responsibility for the bridge, including plowing, salting, cutting grass and cleaning off graffiti."

Judnic said most of the bridge and plaza has been coated with an anti-graffiti solution.

"But you can't cover every area and a protective coating won't stop someone who wants to do some carving," he said.


It's nice to see that Detroit is staying classy, even after all these years.


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Now I see why pat made a facebook page.  He wanted to see all the mohammed pictures!

To bad Pakistan had to be a buzz kill.

Why can't muslims be more like christians.  Sure making and worshiping pictures and statues is forbidden...but who gives a shit we KNOW we are superior to everyone and everything!
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http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html

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That guy is pretty awesome, and the writing was excellent.  It reminds me of a mix of Maddox and Real Ultimate Power.

Here's another badass that I've been reading about lately, and he's an American, too!

http://www.historynet.com/peter-francisco-american-revolutionary-war-hero.htm


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Best website design EVER:

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Woah...that website just transported me back to 1995!  An AOL disk popped out of my CD-tray and I'm almost done with my 30 hours of 56k goodness!

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In 1995, 56k was just a distant dream.  I bought a brand-spankin' new, bleeding-edge 28.8kbps modem in late 1995!


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I was thinking of Acid Burn's "boss!" laptop in Hackers!
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X wrote on May 24th, 2010 at 6:00pm:
I was thinking of Acid Burn's "boss!" laptop in Hackers!


Ahh, yes.  The one with a "P6 chip" with "RISC architecture."  Too bad the P6 was a CISC-based chip.


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The only time you'll ever see goatse in the Wall Street Journal:

IPad Hacker Detained After FBI Search

It's safe for work, I swear!


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Tesla Motors went public yesterday and I took $250 and bought 8 shares. If the company gets as big as Toyota, that investment could turn into $10,000. This is kind of exciting!
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"Tesla, maker of the sporty Roadster that sells for more than $100,000, has yet to earn a profit since it was founded in 2003."

7 years without a profit?  Better hurry up, the hype for the company is growing...just like the dot.coms!

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Yeah, going public without a path to profitability is generally a bad idea.  We'll see where they go from here.


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Pop quiz: Who was emperor when the United States declared independence from China?

Give up?

Perhaps you should ask one of the Americans who, when asked what country the U.S. separated from, named France, Japan, Mexico, Spain or, yes, China.

A new Marist poll shows that 26% of people in this country don't know that the U.S. declared its independence from Great Britain. That includes 20% who aren't sure –– and another 6% who think it was another country.

Looking at the numbers more deeply, it appears the closer to 1776 you were born, the more likely you are to know the correct answer. So enjoy the July 4th holiday, everyone, and don't forget to be thankful that we're out from under the yoke of our Mexican colonial oppressors.



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America - land of freedom from thought and pursuit of stupidity
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See if you can spot this Yahoo Financial typo:

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The New Zealand extended the rally from the previous day and is the best performing currency against the greenback on Wednesday, while the Euro pared the previous day’s advance to maintain the narrow range carried over from the previous week.


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A guy by the name of Sergey Larenkov superimposes shots from World War II over modern pictures of structures.  The result is really incredible.  

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Ok part of me says...wow that's awesome!

And another part of me says...wow that took what? 10 minutes in Photoshop?

I'm kind of a jerk!

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Egyptologists are hoping some 21st-century tech will help them unlock secrets from 4,500 years ago. They’re using a robot to explore the Great Pyramid of Giza.

The robot will traverse two unexplored shafts leading from the Queen's Chamber in the pyramid. Nobody knows where the shafts, which were discovered in 1872, lead.

Known as the Djedi project, after the magician whom the Egyptian king Khufu consulted when planning his pyramid, the robot will be able to drill through a secret door in the pyramid’s innards to see what lies beyond.

A robotics team from Leeds University in the UK is working with Egypt's Supreme Council of Antiquities to design the tomb bot, which is a follow-up to an earlier robotic mission that found the secret door in the first place.

The Pyramid of Khufu, after the king who built it around 2,560 BC, is the last remaining wonder of the ancient world. It involves a series of passageways and two rooms at its center, called the King’s Chamber and the Queen’s Chamber. Two shafts rise from the King’s Chamber at 45-degree angles toward the sky -- as the Independent reports, they’re thought to be a passageway to the heavens.

The Queen’s Chamber has two shafts too, but they don’t lead to the outside of the pyramid.

In 1992, researchers sent a camera up the shaft and found it was blocked by a limestone door with copper handles. Ten years later, researchers drilled through the door, hoping to unlock a treasure trove of artifacts -- but they found yet another door about 8 inches away. The Djedi project will drill through the second door and, researchers hope, follow the shaft to its end.

The team hopes to send the robot through the door by the end of the year, the Independent reports.

Robert Richardson, of the Leeds University School of Mechanical Engineering, says the team will continue the expedition until they reach the end of the shafts, and that they have no preconceptions about what they’ll find.

One can only hope it will be something out of this world.


I remember watching a documentary the original attempt as a kid, and I've wondered what was beyond that tunnel ever since.  Honestly, I'm not expecting a whole heck of a lot.  I have a feeling this will end up much like Geraldo Rivera's super-exciting excavation of Al Capone's "vault."


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I don't know though...where Capone's vault had one door and was probably pilfered by his crew upon his arrest...this one has multiple doors and probably hasn't been disturbed by grave robbers since it seems to haven't been disturbed by weather or people.

You can bet this will be picked up by one of the big TV companies and two hours will be spent covering it...which will then spawn off a reality TV show then a fake reality TV show and then a crappy movie and so on and so forth.

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A Salt Lake City mortgage company employee allegedly got drunk, opened fired on his firm’s computer server with a .45-caliber automatic, and then told police someone had stolen his gun and caused the damage.

Joshua Lee Campbell, 23, has been charged in 3rd District Court with criminal mischief, a second-degree felony; carrying a dangerous weapon while under the influence and providing false information to police, both Class B misdemeanors; and public intoxication, a Class C misdemeanor.

Salt Lake County prosecutors say Campbell called police late on Aug. 12, claiming a man had stolen his gun and fired into the $100,000 computer server owned by RANLife Home Loans, located at 268 W. 400 South.

However, investigators allege that Campbell had been drinking that night at the Twilight Concert in Pioneer Park with a co-worker and had returned to his office afterward and shot the server.

A probable cause statement alleges that Campbell told police he had been "mugged, assaulted with his own firearm and drugged” by a mystery assailant.

However, acquaintances of Campbell reportedly told police he had earlier been drunk, was armed and had threatened to shoot the computer and maybe himself.

The case has been assigned to Judge William Barrett. No court hearings had been set as of Wednesday.


I've certainly had days where I wanted to shoot a couple servers...


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Maybe he was propping the server up with shells and one went off.
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Real men prop their servers up with 7.62x54R.


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(AP) MEDFORD, Ore. (AP) - A three-letter word may cost one of the nation's oldest air ambulance operators a $30,000 fine.

The word is "our" - a possessive personal pronoun meaning it belongs to us.

But the U.S. Department of Transportation says that was the wrong word for Mercy Flights of Oregon to use to describe a helicopter technically owned by another company.

The Mail Tribune reports that the helicopter was purchased for Mercy Flights' exclusive use, but a separate company was formed for the deal, and it has ownership on paper.

The DOT says Mercy Flights broke laws prohibiting unfair and deceptive practices in the sales of air transportation by saying it is "our helicopter."

The nonprofit was fined $30,000 but it will only have to pay half if it avoids other pronoun violations for a year.



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TROPHY CLUB, Texas - Administrators at Byron Nelson High School in Trophy Club suspended a 16-year-old boy on Tuesday because his eyes were bloodshot and they thought he might have been smoking marijuana.

The teen said he was not high. Instead his eyes were red because he had been grieving the loss of his murdered father.

Kyler Robertson’s father was stabbed to death on Sunday. His mother honored his wishes and let him go to school on Tuesday to be with his friends.

“I am sure he had a lot on his mind going to school. I had asked him not to go to school,” said Cristy Fritz.

Before returning to class Kyler had to go to the office to get a tardy slip. That’s when school employees accused him of being high because he had red and watery eyes.

Fritz said she got a call from administrators who told her Kyler would be suspended for three days.

“I was pleading with her to understand the severity of the situation, his emotional well being. How could they do this to him at this time? What are the alternatives?” she said.

District spokeswoman Lesley Weaver would not discuss the case with FOX 4, but said when administrators suspect a student is under the influence, a school nurse will observe symptoms like their behavior, odor and their eyes.

The district does not actually test students, though. That’s left to the parents.

Fritz said she was told by the assistant principal that she could have Kyler tested for drugs within two hours and if it was negative he could return to school. She did just that.

Kyler was allowed to return to class after he showed school administrators a copy of his negative test results.

The teen’s mom still wants an apology from administrators and she wants the district to remove the suspension from his permanent record. She is in the process of appealing it.

“We had other things to do this week than worry about a three day window for an appeal, a two hour window for a drug test and my son’s reputation and high school career,” she said.


The more of these types of stories come out...the more I become to believe that schools aren't at all about teaching but about indoctrinating young people into a society where rights are not given by God and part of our nature...but given and taken away by the State.

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Stories like this show just that we as a society have completely abandoned reason.  We're so hung up on "zero tolerance" that we blindly follow policy to the point of absurdity.  We've replaced common sense with a mindless adherence to "the rules."


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SOUTH BEND — If you ever wondered how much difference just one letter can make when it comes to a message, ask the thousands of people who drove by a digital billboard near the intersection of Ironwood and State Road 23 between Thursday and Monday morning.

The ad urged people to go to the "southbendon.com" website for a look at the "15 best things about our pubic schools." That's right, the billboard said "pubic" instead of "public" schools. The letter "L" had been left out of the word public.

Lee MacMillan of South Bend said his wife spotted the error on Saturday while sitting in traffic.

"She got home and said, ‘I can't believe it said what I think it said,’" MacMillan recalls.

"So we were out driving around yesterday and sure enough, it had that typo in it. So we took a picture and the rest is history, as they say," MacMillan adds.

MacMillan posted the picture he took on Facebook. He also emailed it to his neighbor, South Bend School Superintendent Jim Kapsa.

Responsibility for the spelling error has been claimed by the Blue Waters Group. The company does work for the city of South Bend's redevelopment commission to promote the city.

"I feel terrible. It's a mistake we made and we're guilty of it, and responsible for it. and we take full responsibility for the error," said Patrick Strickler, president of the Blue Waters Group.

"Four people looked at it, eyeballed it and didn't see the mistake, and those people all work for me,” Strickler explained. “We take responsibility for it. We simply blew it. We did not see the missing "L."

He says he became aware of the problem Monday morning.

"We jumped on it and immediately had it taken down by Burkhart. They took it out of rotation and began to repair it," Strickler said.

"We're the ones who made the mistake, not the city or the school," Strickler emphasized.

As of late afternoon on Monday, a representative from the Blue Waters Group indicated the content of the billboard had been fixed and the digital message was up and running again.
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Teenage girl: “Yeah! Abstinence! I read that it’s the only 100% way to not get pregnant!”

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17 year-old Staten Island resident Jesse Shipley died in a car crash in 2005. His parents didn't realize that his brain had been removed during autopsy for tests. They found out in the worst way imaginable.

According to the AP:

Andre and Korisha Shipley say they had no idea his brain was removed during an autopsy until some of the teen's classmates at Port Richmond High School spotted it floating in a jar on a field trip [to the city morgue].

After the incident, the city returned the brain and the family disinterred their son from a cemetery so they could bury him with the missing organ.

The city doctor said the brain was removed for tests, though he didn't explain why it needed to be displayed in a floating jar to high school students. Personally, we would be OK with our brain floating in juice creeping out high school students after we die. But you gotta ask permission, doctors!



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A mind is a terrible thing to waste!

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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Police say a 45-year-old Memphis man angry over two teens' sagging pants shot one in the buttocks during an argument. He faces aggravated assault charges...


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So sad:

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Reply #2019 - Oct 18th, 2010 at 1:03pm
 
This is some of the coolest Star Wars art I've ever seen!  I definitely think I'm going to add a copy of this art book to my Christmas wish list!

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/10/star-wars-visions/?pid=1487&viewall=true


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Wow amazing!

But...why does Young Lando have a lightsaber?

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X wrote on Oct 18th, 2010 at 5:54pm:
Wow amazing!

But...why does Young Lando have a lightsaber?

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The guy doing the painting obviously doesn't know much about Star Wars.  In his explination of the painting he says "because Lando is a young black man in the future."

Everyone knows that Star Wars was "A long long time ago"
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The_Fat_Man wrote on Oct 18th, 2010 at 7:39pm:
Everyone knows that Star Wars was "A long long time ago"


Bah, nobody reads the crap at the beginning of the movies.


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"The trade embargo against Naboo..."

SNORE!   Undecided

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No, we’re not making this up. On Wednesday US District Judge Janet Bond Arterton ruled that Nutmeg State election officials must allow voters to wear World Wrestling Entertainment-themed clothing to the polls.

Such garb cannot be considered political advertising for former WWE CEO and current Connecticut GOP Senate candidate Linda McMahon, said Judge Arterton.

So in this instance at least it appears that the US judiciary fully supports a constitutional right to bare arms.

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Can I still wear my Lincoln Memorial shirt? Or is that promoting a Republican candidate?

How about an American flag shirt?  I'm voting American...nope!  I know, it may be narrow minded and yes, I'm telling everyone in line who can't figure out how to vote even though you've done it about 30X more than me, to vote for the Americans.

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Best weight loss plan ever:

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Just like how cleaning a room is "solved' by sweeping the dirt under the floor.

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – San Francisco has become the first major U.S. city to pass a law that cracks down on the popular practice of giving away free toys with unhealthy restaurant meals for children.

San Francisco's Board of Supervisors passed the law on Tuesday on a veto-proof 8-to-3 vote. It takes effect on December 1.

The law, like an ordinance passed earlier this year in nearby Santa Clara County, would require that restaurant kids' meals meet certain nutritional standards before they could be sold with toys.

Opponents of the law include the National Restaurant Association and McDonald's Corp, which used its now wildly popular Happy Meal to pioneer the use of free toys to market directly to children.

"We are extremely disappointed with today's decision. It's not what our customers want, nor is it something they asked for," McDonald's spokeswoman Danya Proud said in a statement.

"Getting a toy with a kid's meal is just one part of a fun, family experience at McDonald's," Proud said.

The San Francisco law would allow toys to be given away with kids' meals that have less than 600 calories, contain fruits and vegetables, and include beverages without excessive fat or sugar.

Backers of the ordinance say it aims to promote healthy eating habits while combating childhood obesity.

"Our children are sick. Rates of obesity in San Francisco are disturbingly high, especially among children of color," said San Francisco Supervisor Eric Mar, who sponsored the measure.

"This is a challenge to the restaurant industry to think about children's health first and join the wide range of local restaurants that have already made this commitment," Mar said.

HAPPY MEALS IN THE HOT SEAT

Fifteen percent of American children are overweight or obese -- which puts them at risk of developing heart disease, diabetes and cancer, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. In some states, the childhood obesity rate is over 30 percent.

The Center for Science in the Public Interest this summer threatened to sue McDonald's if it did not stop using Happy Meal toys to lure children into its restaurants. A lawyer for that group said it is on track to file the lawsuit in the next several weeks.

McDonald's debuted the Happy Meal in the United States in 1979 with toys like the "McDoodler" stencil and the "McWrist" wallet. Modern offerings have included themed items from popular films like "Shrek" or sought-after toys like Transformers, Legos or miniature Ty Beanie Babies.

In 2006, the latest year for which data is available, fast-food companies led by McDonald's spent more than $520 million on advertising and toys to promote meals for children, according to a U.S. Federal Trade Commission report.

When the efforts of other food and beverage companies were included, promotional spending aimed at children topped $1.6 billion.

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Phew...thank you California.  I was unable to make small decisions for my children...but you've come around and made them for me.  You're like my Big Brother!!!

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It may sound funny at first: a big-name military game being stolen by armed thugs, but it was a scary reality for those who were held at gunpoint during the robbery of a Baltimore Gamestop. Thieves stole 100 copies of Call of Duty: Black Ops, along with the store's cash. It was the second such robbery of a game store in the area in three weeks.

Two customers interrupted the robbery and were held in the storage area at gunpoint.

During major launches it's not rare for game stores to pay for extra security or to have a police presence to help with crowd management. The problem is that big-name games often arrive at the store days, sometimes up to a week, before their official release date. These stores are often staffed by a single clerk, with minimal security. Releases as popular as Black Ops also arrive by the case—sometimes hundreds at a time—and with the games selling for $60 apiece or more if people are willing to pay for a game before launch, that's an item that's easy to sell, in high demand, and nearly as good as cash.

If you work in a game store, make sure you're aware of what to do in case of a robbery, and make sure your security cameras are always working properly. If you're just an individual with a large amount of games and systems, make sure they're covered by your insurance, with proper documentation. The theft of games is common, and attractive option for those looking to make a quick buck. Stay safe.


You would think something like an unreleased video game would be fairly hard to sell in any quantity, but thieves aren't exactly known for being intelligent.


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This piracy:
- 1st offense = probation for whole thing
- not first time in trouble with law = less than a year in jail and at most felony burglary which means 1-5 years in prison.

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Pure Win:  Captain Picard with a lightsaber.


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Reply #2033 - Nov 18th, 2010 at 6:36am
 
Best news interview ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=871_1174065101


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http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/offbeat/no-more-f-grades-at––high-school-20...


According to a Yahoo! Shine article by Mira Jacob, a high school in Washington D.C. is doing away with giving out "F" grades.

Instead of getting an "F", failing students will receive an "I" for incomplete and have a chance to re-do the work.

The purpose for making the change is to eliminate the stigma associated with failure.



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Reply #2035 - Nov 22nd, 2010 at 1:36pm
 
Hey Stewie!  I though you might like this, although you've probably heard about it already.  After 10 years, NASA has moved the X-34 space plane out of storage and is prepping it for additional work.  It looks like we might have a reliable space plane (above and beyond the X-37B) yet!


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On November 16, 2010, both X-34s were moved with their vertical tails removed from Dryden to a hangar owned by the National Test Pilot school in Mojave, California. They are to be inspected, and NASA is investigating the possibility of restoring them to flight status.



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That is awesome and can I say...FINALLY!  Talk about waiting for the 11th hour.  I think there are only like 3 shuttle launches left.  This NEEDS to happen!  We can't use the Soyuz launches that's 40 year old technology.

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Reply #2037 - Dec 12th, 2010 at 1:29pm
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of vuvuzelas cried out and were suddenly silenced!

The metrodome in Minneapolis collapsed due to the weight of the snow. Apparently, this is the fourth time the thing has collapsed.  You'd think a place that gets snow on a regular basis would build a stadium that could withstand a bit of snow.





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Why plan for snow with all this global warming going around?
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Personally, I'm waiting for Nike Pumps to make a comeback.


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Reply #2042 - Mar 22nd, 2011 at 1:13pm
 
The Priceline Negotiator turned 80 today.  I bet Stewie is already making plans for a birthday cake!


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Reply #2043 - Mar 22nd, 2011 at 1:26pm
 
Has Captain Kirk aged since he turned 50?  All that awesomeness must be preserving him!

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Reply #2044 - Mar 22nd, 2011 at 8:59pm
 
I think he negotiated a deal with the devil (probably using Priceline to save money), hence his slowed aging.


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Reply #2045 - Apr 1st, 2011 at 4:41pm
 
Sadly, the Martian rover Spirit appears to have finally died.  That's not too shabby for a device with a 90-day life expectancy!

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Despite the dismal outlook, NASA will make a last-ditch effort to communicate with Spirit, which fell silent a little over a year ago. If there's still no contact in the next month or so, the space agency will scale back its listening campaign for Spirit and focus on its healthy twin, Opportunity.

That Spirit has not called home suggests that something is more seriously wrong than just a power issue, said program manager John Callas at the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California.

The solar-powered rover became bogged in a sand trap in April 2009 during a routine drive. Despite efforts to wiggle free, it remained stuck and could not tilt itself toward the sun as the Martian winter approached. Without an adequate amount of energy reaching its solar panels, it went into hibernation last March.

Engineers had expected Spirit to wake up once there was maximum sunlight where it's trapped. But summer solstice in southern Mars came and went earlier this month with no response.



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http://www.xkcd.com/695/

So sad  Cry

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The woman, 75, had been digging for the metal not far from the capital Tbilisi when her spade damaged the fibre-optic cable on 28 March.

As Georgia provides 90% of Armenia's internet, the woman's unwitting sabotage had catastrophic consequences. Web users in the nation of 3.2 million people were left twiddling their thumbs for up to five hours as the country's main internet providers - ArmenTel, FiberNet Communication and GNC-Alfa – were prevented from supplying their normal service. Television pictures showed reporters at a news agency in the capital Yerevan staring glumly at blank screens.

Large parts of Georgia and some areas of Azerbaijan were also affected.

"It was a 75-year-old woman who was digging for copper in the ground so that she could sell it for scrap," said a spokesman for Georgia's interior ministry said yesterday.

Dubbed "the spade-hacker" by local media, the woman – who has not been named – is being investigated on suspicion of damaging property. She faces up to three years in prison if charged and convicted.

A spokesman for Georgia's interior ministry said the woman was temporarily released "on account of her old age" but could face more questioning.

The damage was detected by a system monitoring the fibre-optic link from western Europe and a security team was immediately dispatched to the spot, where the woman was arrested. The interior ministry said she had no accomplices.

The cable is owned by the Georgian railway network. It is heavily protected, but landslides or heavy rain may have exposed it to scavengers.

Pulling up unused copper cables for scrap is a common means of making money in the former Soviet Union. Some entrepreneurs have even used tractors to wrench out hundreds of metres of cable from the former nuclear testing ground at Semipalatinsk in Kazakhstan.


1.  You know how I know she is a terrorist?  She is from another country, probably doesn't speak English, and is carrying a dangerous weapon (shovel).

2.  Five whole hours without an internet connection?  Give her the chair!!

3.  Some are saying the punishment is a little harsh.  Come on!  She is 75, that is like double the life expectancy of the region.  She had a good run.

4.  Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

5.  Jim is number 3 prositute in all Kazakhstan.

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Reply #2048 - Apr 7th, 2011 at 3:06pm
 
I'm not a big fan of throwing old ladies in jail, but the woman was attempting to steal copper and she caused countless tens of thousands of dollars in damage in the process.  I'm willing to bet the fiber repair cost at least $15-20,000 to repair, and the economic loss to both Georgia and Armenia is undoubtedly considerable.  She shouldn't get a "get out of jail free" card just because she's old.


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Reply #2049 - Apr 17th, 2011 at 9:23am
 
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A billboard promoting AMC’s zombie hit The Walking Dead has sparked a controversy in the UK after an advertising company posted the display on the side of a funeral home. The banner — which includes the tagline “What makes us human?” — brandishes the show’s Walking Dead title visible to the bereaved as they approach the store to make arrangements for their loved ones. Here’s what the scene looks like:


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Reply #2050 - May 21st, 2011 at 4:48pm
 
Maybe the world is going to end today?

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The eruption was followed by around 50 small earthquakes, the largest of which measured 3.7 on the Richter Scale, according to Iceland's meteorological office.


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This pic is from the aftermath of the Joplin tornado.  I thought it was crazy enough to post here...

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Reply #2052 - Jun 2nd, 2011 at 6:59pm
 
Here's a nifty pic of an F15 Strike Eagle providing overwatch for the launch of the Endeavor.  Verah nice!

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Reply #2053 - Jun 2nd, 2011 at 10:14pm
 
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I was probably going down to Orlando to watch the final shuttle mission on July 8th. is anyone else interested?
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Reply #2054 - Jun 2nd, 2011 at 11:18pm
 
Man if I was still in Florida sir i would be down.  Having personally witnessed one when i was living in Daytona Beach, I can tell you it is pretty amazing.
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***Caution!!! You are entering a rant zone!  Mind your exits***

I do not support technology that even the head director of NASA said was a waste of time and money.  On top of that, I can no longer support NASA in its failure to break free of the government control that they have (just like the post office) and not seek privatization or private funding to actually propel man further into the science and advancement of our destiny.

Proof needed?  IT'S FRACKIN' SPACE!  How can we have particle accelerators, volcanologists, oceanographers, and everything else to advance man forward in his knowledge of his surroundings but look up at the night sky and say "Ah, F**k it!"

There are more important things to focus on?  How about all the tech that comes from just trying to go up 16 miles outside our small planet? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_spinoff).

Stop letting the President direct what will happen.  Oh, we're going to land on a comet/asteroid next?  Who cares?!  Yep, that thing we have crash into the Earth daily and have a ton of examples, or that thing we know is made up of ice?  Yep, good money spent.  Should we go back to the moon where scientists are trying to look through pieces of glass to determine if there's water at the poles?  Hey, I've got an idea!  LET'S GO BACK THERE!  We put a fricken flag on an entire celestial body...let's go get it back if we're not going to use it.

What are all these things on Mars?  Could man/someone have been there, was the enviroment just like ours, did something wipe out Mars completely (http://www.astrobio.net/pressrelease/2630/mars-flash-flood)? ; I don't know...but let's go find out!

But it will cost too much money to develop the technology and to go there!  Slap a McDonald's arch on the side of the rocket and you've just made McDonald's even more famous and a bunch of money!

Yes, this is a rant for the sake of a rant, but I think you guys know me, and you know how much I like my space.  It's cool, and anyone you thinks space is not cool are the same people who complain that flying in a plane is annoying.  YOU'RE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!!!  Don't you understand how awesome that is?!  If you did that 300 years ago, you'd probably be worship as a god!  These people need to be thrown into a volcano and then trampled by hippos!

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Reply #2058 - Jun 3rd, 2011 at 8:53am
 
I'll have to take a pass.  I was in Orlando a couple weeks ago and I'm flying to Tampa in two weeks, so I think I've had my fill of Florida for awhile.   Tongue


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Reply #2059 - Jun 8th, 2011 at 12:03pm
 
Happy World IPv6 Day!  I get to spend my whole morning verifying IPv6 reachability.  What are you guys doing today to celebrate?

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Reply #2060 - Jun 14th, 2011 at 6:43pm
 
This stretches the bounds of randomness, even for a thread called Random Stupidity, but this is one of the neatest technological gadgets I've seen in awhile.  May I present SWITL...




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Reply #2061 - Jun 14th, 2011 at 6:58pm
 
Also, here's a free copy of the audiobook version of "Go the F*** to Sleep", as narrated by Samuel L. Jackson:

http://www.audible.com/pd?asin=B00551W570

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Reply #2062 - Jul 7th, 2011 at 9:50pm
 
If you guys are online right now, there's a hostage situation in Grand Rapids.  Seven have been confirmed dead and the suspect is holed up in a house.

Here's a live police scanner feed:

http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?action=wp&feedId=1339

Here's a live feed of the WOOD TV 8 coverage:

http://www.woodtv.com/subindex/video/live_video


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Reply #2063 - Jul 7th, 2011 at 9:57pm
 
This live stream has a lower delay.  It's about a minute ahead of the RadioReference stream.

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The world's first "flying car" received clearance to fly a year ago, and now has clearance to drive too!  The Terragugia Transition was certified as roadworthy this week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE2Ij7Rfw1Q&feature=player_embedded#at=192


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You know it's a good day when a spammer invites you to dominate Wes Downer's Mom...

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Just as they were about to depart Lerwick in the Shetland Islands to launch the Operation Ferocious Isles campaign against the illegal slaughter of pilot whales, two court officials from Aberdeen arrived at the Sea Shepherd ship Steve Irwin.


The officials served Sea Shepherd with a detainment notice because Fish & Fish, a Maltese fishing company, filed a civil suit in the British Court alleging that Sea Shepherd damaged property they claim to own.


Fish & Fish are specifically referring to an estimated &euro;1 million in damages they allege was done to bluefin tuna fishing gear by Sea Shepherd in the Mediterranean last year when the 'Steve Irwin' rammed their tuna pen on the high seas.



Sweet, sweet justice!  I hope a Japanese whaling company buys the ship and turns it into a harpoon vessel!


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Reply #2068 - Jul 24th, 2011 at 10:07pm
 
Don't you just hate those 212° days?

http://news.yahoo.com/northeast-braces-temps-near-boiling-point-104346055.html

Something makes me think the author of this article is confusing Fahrenheit and Celsius.


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The manliest man in the world:

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BOSTON –– A local man is raising eyebrows of wildlife officials after he recently jumped on a shark from a boat off the Cape Cod coast.


I'm not sure what he was smoking, but I hope he's not sharing.


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Reply #2071 - Aug 11th, 2011 at 10:36pm
 
It looks like AMC is trying to one-up SciFi for making the most ridiculous programming decision of the season.  They've apparently fired Frank Darabont about half way through the production of the second season of The Walking Dead.  Frank is the writer, directory, and overall creative genius behind the show.

http://tv.ign.com/articles/118/1187232p1.html


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Reply #2072 - Aug 12th, 2011 at 7:37am
 
Yep, makes sense, must be Fox executives in there too.  Have the highest ratings for the 18 to 49 y/o demo and also one of your best performing shows since AMC decided to take their call letters.

The one thing I did find weird was that Darabont fired all the 1st season writers and was going to hire writers on an episode by episode basis.  I never heard anything more about that.  Anyone else?

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Reply #2073 - Aug 12th, 2011 at 11:54am
 
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It happened at the New Welcome Baptist Church after Sunday service.

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Deputies say it all started when Moore, who worked as the Minister of Music was handed his last paycheck, and told by Rev. Riley that his services were no longer needed. Investigators say that's when Moore tased the pastor.

A fight ensued, and deputies say Harvey Hunt, a deacon at the church, pulled out a pocket knife and began stabbing Moore's mother, Agolia, in the arm.

Six people were injured in the fight, all have been released from the hospital.


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Reply #2074 - Aug 17th, 2011 at 3:01pm
 
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by: Mike Sampson Aug. 17, 2011

Andy Hendrickson, Chief Technical Officer at Disney, said last week what we all pretty much knew: story is bullshit. Hendrickson, who works at the studio that recently churned out ALICE IN WONDERLAND, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES and TRON: LEGACY, was speaking at the Siggraph, the computer graphics conference, earlier this month. Somewhere during the course of his talk, he dropped some truth bombs on the audience.

"People say 'It's all about the story,'" Hendrickson said, adding, "When you're making tentpole films, bullshit." This may be something that we as movie fans and critics of not-very-good movies can say with relative ease and frequency. But for an executive at a movie studio to admit this publicly?

Hendrickson didn't stop there. He went on to admit that ALICE "isn't very good" but the "visual spectacle" and the casting of Johnny Depp brought people in droves. His bottom line? Studios should be releasing more tentpoles.

I'll give you a few minutes to bang your head on your desk.

His talk was ostensibly about digital production but he somehow veered into the weird admission that they don't care about scripts or story for their big-budget movies. Remember: Disney shit-canned THE LONE RANGER not because it had story issues (which from what little we know about it - werewolves?... - it had in spades) but because it cost too much money. Money. That's what it's all about.

The sad truth here is that Hendrickson is right. Story doesn't matter because we, the audience, don't demand that it matters. ALICE IN WONDERLAND did make over $1 billion worldwide despite most people agreeing it was pretty awful. It'll be easy to rip on Hendrickson in the Strike Backs below (and by all means, have at it) but at the end of the day, he's just a guy with a calculator, some research and a fancy spreadsheet. We gave him the data. It's our fault.
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Reply #2075 - Aug 21st, 2011 at 11:49am
 
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Owner says business is booming

Fort Wayne, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man has started a business that he says is unique to the Fort Wayne area.

It’s a maid service with a twist.

Fort Wayne Dust Bunnies offers light housekeeping to its clients, but the cleaning is done in the nude.


Well...

That's certainly different.  More here.


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Reply #2076 - Aug 24th, 2011 at 6:44pm
 
Steve Jobs has resigned from Apple as CEO, but is requesting to remain chairman of the board.


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Reply #2077 - Sep 21st, 2011 at 10:08pm
 
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"The headline pretty much covers it, but we will provide further details for all the newshounds out there.

According to reports, Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf adult film star, was found partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales. Workers from the Ministry of Agriculture were preparing to gas the den when they came across the 3'6" Foster buried deep within the the tunnels of the sett (another name for a network of badger tunnels).

Foster was new to the world of porn but had impressed producers with his uncanny resemblance to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. According to as much Google research as we could feasibly do in the office without getting fired, celebrity-lookalike-dwarf-porn is the financial pinnacle of adult dwarf entertainment and Foster was set to strike it rich.

However, the stress may have been too much for Foster, as adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh notes that "Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure 24/7, like everyone in this g**damned business."

We will spare you the inevitable "Master Chef" porn titles that we are all obviously thinking and simply wonder this: in a world where everything has already been done at least once, could this be the first suicide by badger?


You can now shut off the Internet.  You've officially seen everything there is to see.


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Reply #2078 - Sep 29th, 2011 at 9:02pm
 
We all share a common passion for urban exploration, so I wanted to share this with you.  It's a Russian location that was used for shuttle launches and other space activities.  It's easily one of the coolest abandoned sites I've ever seen.  I'd love to go here in person some day, but I have a feeling the would be frowned upon.  Here's the website:

http://www.themysteryworld.com/2010/12/abandoned-remains-of-russian-space.html

They've even got an abandoned shuttle there, although I imagine it was probably a training platform and not an actual shuttle.  It's amazing how incredibly primitive the cockpit looks, even compared to a modern airplane.


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Reply #2079 - Oct 1st, 2011 at 11:42am
 
Here's more nifty pics of a Buran spacecraft.  They were apparently moving it from storage to a museum, and during the process, they managed to run the shuttle into every object in between the two locations.  It's amazing how careless the movers were with this thing.

Apparently NSFW


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Reply #2080 - Oct 1st, 2011 at 9:36pm
 
You might want to put a NSFW flag on that link bob.  I just opened it and the entire bottom of the page was filled with softcore porn....
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Reply #2081 - Oct 2nd, 2011 at 10:56am
 
Whoops, thanks for the heads up.  I use AdBlock religiously, so I didn't see anything out of sorts on the page.

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Reply #2082 - Oct 12th, 2011 at 3:13pm
 
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TORONTO (AP) — Sixteen actors dressed as zombies were injured Tuesday when they fell from a platform during filming of a new movie in the "Resident Evil" series, officials said.

Toronto emergency medical spokesman Peter Macintyre said the victims' costumes made it difficult at first for crews to assess the severity of their injuries.

Paramedics responded to the call from Cinespace Film Studios around 8 a.m. to find what appeared — thanks to Hollywood special effects makeup — to be people who had suffered some untold catastrophe.

"I could see the look on the first paramedic, saying 'Oh my God,'" Toronto emergency medical services Commander David Ralph said with a laugh.


I wonder how many of the paramedics were ready to pack up and GTFO?


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Reply #2083 - Oct 16th, 2011 at 12:11pm
 
This is the niftiest comic I've seen in a while.  It's in Korean, but you don't need to be able to read it to get the gist of what's going on.

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue


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Reply #2084 - Oct 19th, 2011 at 4:05pm
 
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DALLAS - A man used a frozen armadillo to attack a 57-year old Pleasant Grove woman, Dallas police said.

The incident happened on Sept. 29 in an apartment complex parking lot.

According to investigators, the altercation occurred when the suspect was selling the carcass to the victim, who planned to eat the animal.


Even the Onion couldn't come up with something as crazy as that.


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Reply #2085 - Nov 4th, 2011 at 10:02pm
 
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In the middle of an Occupy Chicago teach-in this week, traders at the Chicago Board of Trade dumped several sheets of paper on top of the heads of protesters below. Demonstrators were angered to find out they were showered with employment applications for McDonald’s.

"Real class acts, the Chicago Board of Trade,” tweeted Occupy Chicago. "This week, it’s McDonald’s job applications they litter from the windows. Soulless place.”



Bahahaha, beautiful!  It's sheer poetry!


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Reply #2086 - Nov 8th, 2011 at 6:11pm
 
I almost killed myself trying to take a pic of the Chrysler HQ while driving through Detroit last week, and all I got were a bunch of blurry messes.  Anyway, here's what I was trying to capture:


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There's nothing sexier than a 15-story tall banner showing the 2012 SRT8 in all its pixelicious glory!


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Reply #2087 - Dec 21st, 2011 at 9:38am
 
This one is for you, Spanky.  It all makes sense now!

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Reply #2088 - Dec 22nd, 2011 at 7:58am
 
Oh no!  Our secret is out.  Damn you wikileaks!

1.  If I use turn signals other people will know what I plan to do and try and beat me.  I drive with the element of surprise!

2.  Truthfully the only ones that don't like getting cut off are the jeeps.  With other cars that close on the highway the change in wind usually flips them over.

3.  Drafting gets you better gas mileage.  Duh.

4.  My time is much more important than yours.  Just look at what car I drive and you will understand.  Plus it is a privilege getting a text message from me.  Would you deny other peoples happiness?

5.  I do this while walking so no surprise I would drive like this. ,|,,

6.  Again my time is much more valuable than someone who slums it in say a jeep.  If I miss a turn everyone on the highway should stop and let me go back.

7.  I can handle the speed of light so this is not relevant.

8.  C-C-C-Combo!
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Reply #2089 - Jan 1st, 2012 at 1:20am
 
My resolutions for 2012:

  • Crush my enemies.
  • See them driven before me.
  • Hear the lamentation of their women.


But for really reals:

  • Make it to at least four 3 Gun matches.
  • Increase the emergency fund.
  • Take some time off and go somewhere.  Anywhere.


How about you guys?


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Reply #2090 - Jan 3rd, 2012 at 2:27pm
 
I want to memorize one Scripture a day.  I have a daily verse calendar, and I'm up to two!

Start running again.  - Started today with Ironman

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Reply #2091 - Jan 4th, 2012 at 12:42pm
 
Here's a nifty video from Detroit.  A couple of EMTs recorded a video after their ambulance broke down on New Year's Eve.  The level of gunfire is reminiscent of Fallujah.

http://statter911.com/2012/01/04/must-see-video-detroit-ambulance-breaks-down-in...


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Reply #2092 - Jan 7th, 2012 at 1:06pm
 
Yet another tale from Detroit...

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A Detroit man who called 911 three times to report a break-in at his mother’s apartment has been ticketed for “misuse” of the emergency line, even though the reason he kept calling was because it took police hours to show up.

Sean Street told Detroit Fox affiliate WJBK-TV his mother called him when she returned home and saw her front door had been kicked in. He called 911, then jumped in his car to go over to her apartment.

It took him an hour to get there, and when he arrived police hadn’t shown up. He made another 911 call and another hour later they still hadn’t come by, so he called a third time.

“[There] was no profanity whatsoever. I was very polite with them. The officer actually seemed very polite, also, and he told me let us handle it. Don’t take matters into your own hands,” Street told the station.



I think it might be time to give Detroit to Canada.


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Reply #2093 - Jan 9th, 2012 at 6:52pm
 
Since we were talking about urban exploration at the LAN, I thought I'd start sharing links to nifty sites as I come across them.  I've started taking an interest in foreign UE sites as of late, particularly in Japan and the former Soviet Union.  Here's a site showing a nifty partially-abandoned rocket testing facility in Russia.  The entire site is in Russian, but the pictures make up for the lack of readable text.

http://lana-sator.livejournal.com/160176.html#cutid1

Also, here is the giant antenna array I mentioned on Saturday.  It's called the Woodpecker Duga Radar Array, and it is indescribably massive:

http://www.artificialowl.net/2008/12/abandoned-giant-duga-3-system-antenna.html

If you guys have any neat finds, be sure to share them!


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Reply #2094 - Jan 10th, 2012 at 1:09pm
 
I would love to do some shooting (movie wise) during day/night in Purgatory again if you guys are up for it sometime.

I would love to go to a few places here in MI that I've heard are good for UE.  Detroit being a big place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqVU5Ww_ehM

This is the one I was talking about at the LAN that I would love to go to.

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Reply #2095 - Jan 10th, 2012 at 2:42pm
 
I went to the dinosaur park once as a kid.  All I remember was that everything was in poor condition.  I think Irish Hills was mostly dead even when we were kids, a relic of a bygone era.

There were several different attractions in Irish Hills, all but one of which were in horrible condition.  In addition to the Prehistoric Forest, there was also a paranormal-themed "Mystery Hill" where they had a few shabby attractions to look at.  In particular, I remember a water trough in which water ran up hill.  The entire place was built at an angle...

http://www.sandlotscience.com/MysterySpots/Mystery_Spots_Images.htm

There was also a Wild West-themed attraction called the Stagecoach Stop.  It was the only place that was in decent condition and had more than a handful of visitors.  I think that place would make a cool urban exploration destination as well, although it was abandoned more recently.

It appears all of the attractions in Irish Hills are now closed.  Here are a couple of quick blurbs:

http://detroit.about.com/b/2009/09/16/michigan-us-12-irish-hills-casualties.htm

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/684


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Reply #2096 - Jan 10th, 2012 at 5:49pm
 
It'd be fun to SUBurban explore these places...a few cameras, video cameras, and friends...time to make some memories!!!

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Reply #2097 - Jan 14th, 2012 at 8:07am
 
There are some absolutely hilarious stock photos out there.  As a warning, some are too weird for words, and probably not entirely safe for work:

60 Unusable Stock Photos


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Reply #2098 - Jan 27th, 2012 at 4:32pm
 
I've been a bad Internet user.  Some folks have been slamming Starbucks for not openly banning firearms in their facilities (typical liberal BS), so I've been trolling their Facebook page like a boss.  Sadly, they must have someone hovering over the delete button 24/7, because none of my posts seem to last more than five minutes.

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Reply #2099 - Jan 29th, 2012 at 10:14am
 
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The supposed ‘consensus’ on man-made global warming is facing an inconvenient challenge after the release of new temperature data showing the planet has not warmed for the past 15 years.

The figures suggest that we could even be heading for a mini ice age to rival the 70-year temperature drop that saw frost fairs held on the Thames in the 17th Century.

Based on readings from more than 30,000 measuring stations, the data was issued last week without fanfare by the Met Office and the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit. It confirms that the rising trend in world temperatures ended in 1997.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2093264/Forget-global-warming--Cy...


What is Al Gore's next gig?  Maybe he'll finally admit defeat and give Irena Sendler the Nobel Prize she so richly deserved.


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MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) - A prison inmate who makes stationery and license plates pulled a fast one on state police by adding the image of a pig to the state decal on their cruisers.

http://wtop.com/?nid=681&sid=2732681


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It took me awhile to see it.  I have to admit that it was a pretty clever trick!


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Ive been staring at that for five minutes and I still don't see it.  What the hell am I missing.
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Employees at the U-Stor Self Storage in Clearwater, Florida received a gruesome surprise on Thursday when they discovered the corpse of a woman whose body had been stored within a unit in the storage center for the past 17 years.

Kevin McKeon, the manager at the self-storage facility made the shocking discovery on Thursday after a customer revealed that her family had held their grandmother’s corpse in a rented unit since 1995. McKeon says that he became aware of the situation after he called a tenant earlier this week to inform her that she was behind on payments. McKeon informed the renter that the contents of the unit would soon be auctioned off, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

When McKeon got in touch with the renter, he says she gave him a bit of bizarre news. The renter, the woman’s granddaughter, informed McKeon that he could not dispose of the possessions inside the unit, because one of the possessions was the corpse of her grandmother.

"She called and said, ‘My mother told me on her death bed that Grandma is in the storage unit. You can’t sell our stuff,’” Joelle Castelli, a Clearwater police spokeswoman, told the Tampa Tribune.

Because of the bizarre nature of the conversation, McKeon says he did not even check the unit until Thursday because he was skeptical about the claims. He was alarmed to find a long, blue casket within the unit, containing the corpse of the grandmother, and he immediately contacted the Clearwater Police Department.


Now that's just downright creepy.  Remind me to never buy a storage facility!


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Reply #2107 - Feb 16th, 2012 at 11:50pm
 
I leave you guys alone for a couple of years and came back (on a passing thought of, "wonder how *those* guys are doing?!") to find an article about someone's dead granny being kept in a storage unit.

Not going to lie, I just laughed for the last 5 minutes.

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Reply #2108 - Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:59am
 
Cait wrote on Feb 16th, 2012 at 11:50pm:
I leave you guys alone for a couple of years and came back


Wow, we thought you'd died in a fire or something!  How are things in sunny Pennsylvania?


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Reply #2109 - Feb 20th, 2012 at 9:51am
 
Did not die in a fire, nor did I get struck down by the hand of God for my insolence (well-deserved on many counts, I'm sure).  Sorry I disappeared; mixture of life + forgetting the web address for this forum.  Embarrassed   Seriously, though, I remembered it in a dream (thank you, subconscious)  and all of a sudden I was like "THAT'S IT."  No more googling "Geek Squad" and coming up with very sad results! Hooray!

Pennsylvania is as sunny as always. Graduated, stayed in Pittsburgh, not a journalist per my plans but work for Midwives in an administrative position. Still figuring out my next move. Graduate school or an Associates for Computer Science to help boost my BA into job-worthy status.


TLDR: really sorry for disappearing. not dead in a fire. everything's fine. will do better to show up more often than once every 2 years.

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PUERTO VALLARTA, Mexico – Hooded bandits robbed 22 Carnival Splendor cruise ship passengers at gunpoint as they traveled on a bus near Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, several days into a cruise that left from Long Beach, Calif., the Los Angeles Times reported Sunday.

The tourists, who departed California on Feb. 19 and returned Sunday, were traveling on a bus after going on a nature hike Friday when the bandits struck near the Mexican port city, according to local media reports.


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Reply #2111 - Feb 27th, 2012 at 1:22pm
 
It was so funny.  We were in Dallas coming back home and I just happen to do a double take of a TV that had that report on.
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Reply #2112 - Mar 12th, 2012 at 7:09pm
 
If you've got fifteen minutes, this is one of the neatest TED talks I've watched in awhile.  A professor shows off the power of small, highly-programmable robotic helicopters.  If you don't want to watch the whole thing, at least fast forward to the large-scale synchronous flight demonstration and the further to the musical demonstration at the end.




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Fame comes with a price, as an earless bunny named Til could tell you had it not been stepped on and killed by a careless cameraman. Ironically, the cameraman in question accidentally trod on the rare rabbit at a press conference called to announce it as the main attraction for a small zoo. Til's rarity and cuteness would have made him a star, as small furry animals are historically celebrated in Germany and, indeed, beloved worldwide. The shaken zoo director reported to Spiegel that Til would have felt no pain. But it will probably be years before the cameraman can put on a bunny slipper without crumpling into bitter sobs.


The Easter bunny is going to be very, very unhappy.


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Reply #2114 - Mar 15th, 2012 at 5:17pm
 
please tell me that's an Onion article.

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Reply #2115 - Mar 16th, 2012 at 1:08am
 
Yes, because bunnies never get killed in nature.
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Reply #2116 - Mar 17th, 2012 at 10:29am
 
No, because who thinks that a bunny being stepped on and killed is real news?

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Reply #2117 - Mar 21st, 2012 at 12:12pm
 
I can see the prep work for our ten-year reunion is going well:

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Reply #2118 - Mar 21st, 2012 at 1:15pm
 
Ugh...a bar crawl?  What the heck?  Are you trying to insure drunken hook ups and tears and other bodily fluid occur?!

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Reply #2119 - Mar 21st, 2012 at 1:21pm
 
That sounds about as exciting as renting out Applebees.


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Reply #2120 - Mar 21st, 2012 at 5:00pm
 
I did not write "crappity smack," so I must have offended someone with my original words and have been edited....My apologies to whomever I offended- my word choice is often poor and full of curse words.

I would also like to note that high school reunions and booze do. not. mix. A couple of my classmates and their, er, "high school sweethearts," had babies about 9 months to the day after our 5 year. Have fun?  Grin
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Reply #2121 - Mar 21st, 2012 at 7:09pm
 
If it was edited, your post would have the name of the person that made the edit.  I wonder if a swearing filter got turned on during the last upgrade?


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Reply #2122 - Mar 21st, 2012 at 7:10pm
 
Indeed it did.  Fixed.


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Reply #2123 - Mar 21st, 2012 at 9:24pm
 
either way....apologies for the bad language... Embarrassed
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Sounds like an average Tuesday to me...

Although renting out Applebee's does sound damn boring.  We weren't that boring back in school were we?
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Reply #2125 - Mar 22nd, 2012 at 9:42am
 
If they rent out Applebees, I suggest a counter-reunion LAN party instead.  We'll show 'em how a real party is thrown!


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Reply #2126 - Mar 22nd, 2012 at 11:50pm
 
Agreed. Wtf applebees!
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Reply #2127 - Mar 23rd, 2012 at 6:42am
 
Hey, even if they get the best place in TR (AKA Applebees) let's have a LAN and invite all.
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Reply #2128 - Mar 28th, 2012 at 5:22pm
 
This could be more controversial than the Zapruder film...

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Reply #2129 - Mar 29th, 2012 at 6:18am
 
Maybe the box was empty?  Maybe it was just an empty box?

Cry

They killed Bill Murry too...that's why he won't do Ghostbusters 3!

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Reply #2130 - Mar 29th, 2012 at 10:54am
 
No, he won't do Ghostbusters 3 because it will be absolutely terrible.
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Reply #2131 - Apr 5th, 2012 at 12:38pm
 
Google Maps now comes in an 8-bit version:

http://maps.google.com/?t=8&utm_campaign=8bit&utm_source=yt

Here's a promotional video for the upcoming NES release:




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Reply #2132 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 7:52pm
 
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North Korea Missile Launch Alert

North Korea begins fueling multi-stage rocket — thought to be a disguised ballistic missile — leading observers to believe a launch is imminent, and that third nuclear test will follow.


More here:  http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/04/11/north-korea-fuels-rocket-as-south-goes-t...

I'm thinking this is a result of Kim Jong-Nam's desire to prove himself to his country and the world.  Nothing gets attention like lighting off a rocket on the day of South Korea's national elections.

Here are some nifty pictures of the rocket, launch pad, and control center:

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Reply #2133 - Apr 13th, 2012 at 11:33am
 
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Gov. Rick Snyder has signed legislation that will give many Michigan motorcyclists the option of riding without a helmet.

The Republican governor announced Friday that he signed the bill a day earlier, ending a multi-year effort to change state law. Lawmakers had passed repeals of the mandatory motorcycle helmet law before, but the measures were vetoed twice by then-Gov. Jennifer Granholm.

The new measure will allow riders 21 or older to go without helmets if they carry extra insurance and meet training or experience criteria.


Riding a motorcycle without a helmet seems like an incredibly bad idea, but I fully support giving people the freedom to be retarded.


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Reply #2134 - Apr 16th, 2012 at 8:08am
 
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More here:  http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/UCSD-Physicist-400-Traffic-Ticket-14745081...

I'd love to read that paper.  It's nice to see academia stick it to the man once in awhile.


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Reply #2135 - Apr 18th, 2012 at 3:51pm
 
Dick Clark is dead, according to Fox News.


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As many as 100 high school students walked out of a national journalism conference after an anti-bullying speaker began cursing, attacked the Bible and reportedly called those who refused to listen to his rant “pansy asses.”

The speaker was Dan Savage, founder of the “It Gets Better” project, an anti-bullying campaign that has reached more than 40 million viewers with contributors ranging from President Obama to Hollywood stars. Savage also writes a sex advice column called “Savage Love.”

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Savage was supposed to be delivering a speech about anti-bullying at the National High School Journalism Conference sponsored by the Journalism Education Association and the National Scholastic Press Association. But it turned into an episode of Christian-bashing.


More here:  http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/anti-bullying-speaker-curses-mo...

This article just drips with irony.  As with most liberals, Mr. Savage only appears to adhere to his principles when they're convenient for him.


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I generally don't pay much heed to press releases, but this is just dead sexy...

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DEARBORN — The all-new supercharged 5.8-liter powerplant in the 2013 Ford Shelby GT500 has been officially SAE-certified as the most powerful series production V8 in the world with peak output of 662 horsepower and 631 lb.-ft. of torque. That’s more power and torque than low volume sports cars costing tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars more than the GT500, which is the most fuel-efficient vehicle in its segment. In fact the 2013 GT500 is the most fuel-efficient car with over 550 horsepower in any segment available in America.


More here:  http://www.at.ford.com/news/cn/Pages/At%20662%20HP%202013%20Ford%20Shelby%20GT50...

I have to give mad props to any company that uses the highly technical phrase "go pedal" in their official press releases. 

I'm also please to see that Ford is concerned about the aerodynamic efficiency of their car at 160mph.  That's obviously a big concern for people that... you know... drive 160mph.


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Until a car comes with BLAST PROCESSING!!!...I won't care all that much.
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Reply #2139 - May 1st, 2012 at 10:44am
 
It's amazing how benign the Sega Genesis ad campaign was compared to what we hear today.  Emotion chip?  Cell processor dominance?  Psssh!  Blast Processing has nothing on Sony's marketing shenanigans.
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Yeah, the more I hear about the trinity V8 in the new GT500 the more I really want one.  (Do you know how much money I would save if I didn't pay rent or buy food?!)

I have also heard a few rumors about the 2015 50th anniversary mustang.  I really hope chevy brings a lot more than the ZL-1 for 2015. Smiley

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Well the casing is still on for one.  Also, it appears that the bullet is not spinning which our forefathers would have killed for rifling during any war leading up to WWI.

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Well the casing is still on for one.  Also, it appears that the bullet is not spinning which our forefathers would have killed for rifling during any war leading up to WWI.

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I see two problems with this picture:

1)  As Stewie said, the entire cartridge is shown in flight.  This only works if you use a slingshot to propel the cartridge.
2)  They're using 9mm.

On a side note, rifling has been with us in one form or another for about 600 years.  It didn't become popular, however, until the Civil War when the Minie Ball was introduced.


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Reply #2144 - May 5th, 2012 at 1:22pm
 
Although Jay Leno is a giant bag of douche, I have to admit that he's got a beautiful car collection.  The following video showcases his 3D scanning and printing setup that he uses to manufacture car parts that are simply no longer available.  It's been awhile since I caught up on 3D printing and it's come an incredibly long way over the past few years.



The part I find particularly fascinating is the ability to make a complex piece with moving parts in a single pass, fully assembled.  I'd love to see a demonstration of this technology in person, because it sounds too cool to be true!


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So when cat Orville, named after the famous aviator Orville Wright, was run over by a car, his artist owner decided to turn him into a permanent piece of artwork as the ultimate tribute by transforming him into a flying helicopter.

Dutch artist Bart Jansen first stuffed Orville before teaming up with radio control helicopter flyer Arjen Beltman to build a specially-designed flying mechanism to attach to the cat.


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Sure, it's a bit creepy, but it's also one of the coolest things I've ever seen.  Could you imagine flying that through a flock of birds, or hovering outside someone's window at night?

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Reply #2146 - Jun 5th, 2012 at 11:13am
 
Some great beatboxing from Google.  Go to the following Google Translate page, and hit the little Text-To-Speech button:

http://translate.google.com/#de|en|pv%20zk%20bschk%20pv%20zk%20pv%20bschk%20zk%2...

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Whats fun is making your own using those same syllabals. Use any other word tho, and the effect is broken.

pv zk pv zk   pv pv zk zk kkkkkkkkk pv bschk
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Reply #2148 - Jun 7th, 2012 at 2:35pm
 
More urban exploration goodness from Ukraine.  This time, we get a look inside an abandoned armor (tank) repair facility.  Very cool shots!

http://paul-itk.livejournal.com/9681.html


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Reply #2149 - Jun 8th, 2012 at 9:23am
 
Mere and I are going to be traveling to Detroit tomorrow to visit the Detroit Institute of Art.  Are any of you guys interested in meeting up?


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Aww man, you should have told us sooner.  We could have totally met up!
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Reply #2152 - Jun 8th, 2012 at 9:44pm
 
Our tentative goal is to get to the museum around 1:00pm, but we can definitely shift that to meet your schedules.  Spanky also expressed an interest in going.


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Bob, someday I'm gong to come back to Michigan and break a bone in your arm.  Just saying.
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Wes, do you play diablo 3?  You should hop in vent with us.  Bob will give you the info...
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I do indeed, I'm about to leave for work however, but I might play tonight.

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Reply #2156 - Jun 10th, 2012 at 12:02am
 
It's hosted at WesDownersMom.com.  I usually only turn it on when we're playing, but I can move it to a server and leave it on 24/7 if you'd like.


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Reply #2157 - Jun 10th, 2012 at 9:58am
 
I will most likely be on tonight, if you are around and on I will join you.

I usually spend my time in another vent, with Justin and some friends from online games over the years.  My buddy Jon hosts it and has for years...you could always join us in there if you want also.
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ALBION, IL (AP) - A southern Illinois man awakened to find a spider in his bed, and it's through a glass door naked he fled.

The Evansville Courier & Press reports that Albion police say the 20-year-old man was sleeping in the buff when he spotted the arachnid Tuesday morning and bolted from his home in the 2,000-resident town in Edwards County.

Sheriff Darby Boewe says the disoriented man apparently ran through a glass storm door during his escape, cutting his arms, legs and a finger. He was treated at a hospital.

Authorities fielded numerous reports of a bloody streaker and later found the man back at his home, where he'd donned some shorts.

It isn't clear what kind of spider he encountered.

The sheriff doesn't suspect drugs or alcohol were involved.


While I want to make fun of this...I 100% understand.

FACT: Spiders are made of pure dag-nasty evil.

Edit:  First response to this.  "He forgot to set the house on fire first"
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Reply #2159 - Jun 14th, 2012 at 11:29am
 
That is great, I am glad to be out of the UP for that reason, the wolf spiders are crazy up there.

Check out this crazy spider story from recently, this isn't the first article I saw, I was at a friends, but scary stuff.

http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16241429

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Reply #2160 - Jun 14th, 2012 at 11:38am
 
You've got to love India.  Two people died after being bitten, but they're not sure why. They don't even know if the spiders are poisonous.  The bodies were cremated before testing.


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Reply #2161 - Jun 22nd, 2012 at 2:57pm
 
This definitely made me feel a bit older...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-that-will-make-you-feel-old


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Reply #2162 - Jun 26th, 2012 at 12:26pm
 
Holy crap!  A new Five Guys restaurant just opened in Portage!

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That place is outstanding, we have one in the Springs and I go there as frequently as possible lol.
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I have been hitting up La Mexicana Market in Portage, they have really authentic mexican food and groceries.
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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

TEANECK — An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor's fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said.

Daniel Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, Det. Lt. Andrew McGurr told NJ.com. The neighbor told officers that Collins pointed a revolver at him in the vestibule of their apartment building at 694 Cedar Lane at around 9:25 p.m.

Collins said he confronted the man after hearing him pass gas in front of his apartment door, but denied threatening him with a gun.


There was a point in time in which Wes probably considered pulling a gun on me for the same, and vice versa.


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Reply #2166 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 9:36pm
 
Meredith and I got a chance to hit the new Five Guys restaurant yesterday with a friend, and it was everything we imagined it could be.  If you're in the Kalamazoo area, make sure you add it to your list!  It's in the same complex as Barnes and Noble on Westnedge, five or six stores south.


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I really did want to hit you a few times b0b.  I have never smelled a human being with worse gas than you to this day sir.
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Reply #2168 - Jun 29th, 2012 at 4:12pm
 
I see, Bob, don't want to invite the guy that LIVES in KZ with you...that's ok...I see how it is  Cry



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Reply #2169 - Jun 29th, 2012 at 6:02pm
 
Well, we have a standing date on Wednesday evenings after work.  Feel free to join us!


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Wednesdays would actually work great as long as we seriously aren't intruding on anything.  Give me a text or call on the details, I know Laura would love to see you two as much as I would.

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Whoa Whoa Whoa, I live in KZoo, what is going down now?

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b0b wrote on Jun 22nd, 2012 at 2:57pm:
This definitely made me feel a bit older...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-that-will-make-you-feel-old



Now I feel old and am jones-ing for some Butterfinger BBs. Sad.

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What the heck is up with this meeting up in kalamazoo business??  Hey briney, want to do something that is so totally awesome and not invite those losers!?

And on that feeling older thing...I have been searching for some ecto-cooler for the last half hour.  Not even ebay has it!
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Reply #2175 - Jul 4th, 2012 at 9:37am
 
Spanky, check this out...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1986-REAL-GHOSTBUSTERS-Hi-C-ECTO-COOLER-Can-with...

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I hope for the day when Hi-C wises up and makes a "throwback" of ecto-cooler.  Although, Coca Cola Company has been the one soft drink company resisting the throwback line.

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Reply #2177 - Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:00am
 
I saw this on another forum.  Go Chrysler!

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Chrysler Corporation LLC. has released a new engine coolant for 2013 model year vehicles and beyond.

The new OAT coolant is purple in color. It cannot be mixed with other types of coolant including Chrysler's existing HOAT coolant and only should only be mixed with approved OAT coolant of the same color. Maintenance of the cooling system is not required unless a repair has been made with loss of coolant or the coolant has been contaminated.

MSRP: $53.35/Gallon




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Awesome commentary on the Olympic boat racing sport thing.  It's NSFW due to strong language, but very funny!

http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/ierse-commentaar-op-olympisch-zeilen-is-hil...


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Reply #2179 - Aug 14th, 2012 at 3:49pm
 
I'll just leave this here:


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Some guy got his hands on the Mike Bay version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and does a decent little sum up of it...enjoy  Grin

http://tmntnottant.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-tant-script-reviewed.html?m=1

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X wrote on Aug 26th, 2012 at 11:50pm:
Some guy got his hands on the Mike Bay version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and does a decent little sum up of it...enjoy  Grin




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You'd be right. However, because of certain "legal" reasons, the script and the review are no longer here. You missed out. And if you didn't miss out, and you're just coming back because you're a glutton for punishment, then I feel sorry for you.


If you end up finding a mirror, I'd love to read it!


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Reply #2182 - Sep 18th, 2012 at 9:45pm
 
One of the niftiest easter eggs I've seen yet.  Check out the GVSU website, and type this:

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

http://www.gvsu.edu/


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So what other top secret weapons does the government have that they are going to test on California?!

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At the San Juan Hills Golf Club in southern California, course hazards include sand traps and falling sharks.

Or they did on Monday (Oct. 22) afternoon, when a 2-foot-long, live leopard shark apparently plummeted from the sky and landed very close to the 12th tee box at the San Juan Capistrano, Calif., course.

The writhing fish out of water was discovered by an on-duty course marshal, who acted fast to save the shark, according to the Capistrano Dispatch.


The article goes on to say that the shark had two wounds on his back and was probably dropped on the course by a predatory bird.  This is how the war with the birds starts...
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Reply #2186 - Nov 17th, 2012 at 11:48am
 
It looks like Comcast finally moved Three Rivers into the 21st century...

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Reply #2187 - Nov 21st, 2012 at 4:41pm
 
A fan put together an idea for a reincarnation of Episode I that doesn't suck.  What do you guys think?




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Reply #2188 - Nov 29th, 2012 at 2:02pm
 
Here's a nifty look inside of Amazon's warehouse.

http://imgur.com/a/q1WIO


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http://imgur.com/a/q1WIO




That, sir, hurt both my eyes and my brain-box.

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Think of how...many...books..../drooooooool
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Reply #2191 - Dec 4th, 2012 at 6:20pm
 
Speaking of Amazon, does anyone on here go by the name of "Aaron Weeks"?

I received a random gift off of my wishlist last night from this person- unfortunately, I don't know a lot of your real names, but if it's one of you, I'd like to thank you.


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Reply #2192 - Dec 4th, 2012 at 7:34pm
 
I know of no one on this forum named Aaron Weeks
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Reply #2194 - Dec 24th, 2012 at 12:02pm
 
The most amazing arsenal I've ever seen:

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YouTube Kills Billions of Video Views Faked By Music Industry

Sony/BMG's was hit the hardest with views dropping from a total of more than 850 million to just 2.3 million. RCA declined by 159 million views to a total of 120 million. Universal lost more than 1 billion views and now stands below 6 billion.

More here:  http://www.tomsguide.com/us/youtube-sony-bmg-universal,news-16514.html#xtor=RSS-...


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Reply #2196 - Jan 12th, 2013 at 11:51am
 
A couple months ago, a petition was circulated encouraging the government to build the Death Star.  Amusingly, the White House actually responded to the petition:

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693

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A security check on a US company has reportedly revealed one of its staff was outsourcing his work to China.

The software developer, in his 40s, is thought to have spent his workdays surfing the web, watching cat videos on YouTube and browsing Reddit and eBay.

He reportedly paid just a fifth of his six-figure salary to a company based in Shenyang to do his job.


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The employee no longer worked at the firm, Mr Valentine said.



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Repost - I remember reading that in Tom Sawyer with the whitewashed fence!

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Ah yes, the internet... where posting an article dated January 16th on January 16th is considered a repost.
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Well, technically, it was already posted on BBC.


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Original came from 1876!

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I love science.  So many amazing discoveries...


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As well, battling the body's need to break wind could be problematic for those afflicted with fart incontinence or those who had fallen asleep, leaving both groups open to the embarrassment of involuntary farts triggered by turbulence, coughing and sneezing.



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Holy shazbot!  This is the most amazing game room I've ever seen!



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I would love to know why the helicopter pilot decided to get this close to a zombie pile, but hey...

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New term invented by bob...Zombie Pile?
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Some insane pictures from the Waco, TX fertilizer factory explosion this morning.  Looks like frickin' Hiroshima.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/04/fertilizer-plant-explosion-waco-...


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Happy May the 4th (48 minutes late, but close enough), everyone!

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Dude is that from a book?  I swear I have the book that picture is from.  I believe I bought it at Celebration 2!
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That would be pretty ideal.
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Reply #2211 - May 16th, 2013 at 9:56pm
 
A group of Star Wars fans got into a fight with a group of Dr. Who fan at a convention.  This might be the best news article I've read in years:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22542222


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Reply #2212 - May 19th, 2013 at 11:24pm
 
OK, so... random question, but can you guys see an FTP Server board next to The Mother Board on the front page of the forums?


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yessir! Thats quite the list
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Awesome, thanks for the confirmation.  That board is restricted, so I wanted to make sure I didn't screw anything up.
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Yes, same here - all good.

Now, how do I use it?
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I'm testing the VPN solution now, should have something ready by the weekend.
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Awesome!  Let me know if I can help in any way.

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Reply #2218 - May 23rd, 2013 at 3:36pm
 
Lego made a full-size X-Wing that will be in New York over the weekend:

http://gizmodo.com/this-incredible-full-scale-lego-x-wing-is-the-largest-m-50948...


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Anyone else realize this thread started on page one as an abortion debate, and is now featuring an Imperial Walker and a Lego X-Wing?  We really should win the internet.
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I thought this was an interesting overview of all the crap we buy that's controlled by just a handful of conglomerates:

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The new Star Wars script has been completed...

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This is the same reaction I had to Heath Ledger being the Joker.

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Reply #2224 - Sep 7th, 2013 at 12:20am
 
The very apt Reddit title was "This is why manufacturing jobs are disappearing".  Very cool stuff!




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Reply #2225 - Sep 19th, 2013 at 9:34pm
 
A couple times a year, somebody accidentally sends an e-mail to a giant distribution group at the VA, inadvertently kicking off an e-mail storm.  Hundreds of people respond via "reply to all" asking to be removed from the distribution list, thus exponentially exacerbating the problem.  It usually keeps going until a systems administrator kills the distribution list for a day or two.

It looks like Cisco just had the mother of all e-mail storms.  It consumed 375GB of bandwidth and cost $600,000 in lost productivity.  It looks like we need to step up our game!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/09/19/cisco_reply_all_email_wastes_tons_of_man...


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That is awesome!

I always thought about that at my work.  I really, REALLY wish to send an email out to everyone saying "please, never include me in company wide emails" or "don't respond in a reply to all way".  But I'd feel like a hypocrite.

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Dude Patsy, I found the old CD's of Farscape you burned me back in the day.  I tossed one in to see if they still worked alright, and my first thought was "I can't believe we once found this resolution acceptable".
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Oh man, I remember I got you those when you still had your lame foot.  I might even have my original copies, but I think I upgraded them.

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Reply #2229 - Sep 28th, 2013 at 12:36pm
 
There are plenty of excellent 720p torrents out there.  I have all four seasons and both Peacekeeper Wars movies in 720p.  It requires a bit of disk space, though.  Each season weighs in at nearly 50GB each, so roughly 210GB for all four seasons and both movies.


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Got Vertigo?  Check out these crazy ass mountain walkways on iO9

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Reply #2231 - Oct 5th, 2013 at 12:01am
 
It looks like the National Weather Service is having some furlough-related fun...

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A nifty little HTML 5 widget that lets you play with balls.

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Reply #2233 - Jan 29th, 2014 at 11:56am
 
Check out this nifty high-res image.  It shows the crowd gathering for a sporting event and you can see thousands of people in the frame.  Zoom in and you can clearly make out the facial details on everyone in the picture.

http://www.gigapixel.com/image/gigapan-canucks-g7.html

It's only a matter of time before cameras with this level of clarity are in use on every street corner.  Still, it's nifty technology!


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Alright, which one of you bums sent this to me?

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Reply #2237 - Mar 10th, 2014 at 5:16pm
 
Tomorrow, a robot is going to face off against a world champion in a game of ping pong.  This should be interesting!




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Reply #2238 - Mar 26th, 2014 at 8:29am
 
I've been keeping a close eye on the Oculus Rift virtual reality device and I was going to pick up a second-hand dev kit, but now I'm having second thoughts.  Facebook has announced intentions to buy Oculus for $2 billion.  Lots of people that are huge supporters of the technology are up in arms over the announcement, as this almost surely spells doom for the game-oriented design of the product.  Facebook has a history of buying companies and running them straight into the ground.

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/facebook-to-acquire-oculus-252328061.htm...

Valve was working on their own VR tech for awhile and gave away a lot of their research to Oculus.  Apparently, no good deed goes unpunished in the business world.  Also, John Carmack of Id fame (Doom, Quake, Rage, etc.) left Id and their parent company Bethesda a couple months ago to become the CTO of Oculus.  That means John Carmack now works for Facebook.  Think about that for a minute.


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I posted on NeoGAF that this is the equivalent of Starbucks buying Tesla Motors.

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The_Fat_Man wrote on Mar 26th, 2014 at 2:51pm:
I posted on NeoGAF that this is the equivalent of Starbucks buying Tesla Motors.

I just don't understand.


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OK, so maybe you wouldn't download a car, but a company in China is now using a large-scale 3D printer to build houses.

http://www.designboom.com/technology/3d-printed-houses-in-24-hours-04-24-2014/

I really think this is the future of the construction industry.  Sure, there will always be fancy buildings that aren't really amenable to 3D printing, but I imagine designers, engineers, and architects will gradually adapt their projects toward 3D printing construction.


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Next step, Industrial replicators from Star Trek.
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Reply #2243 - Apr 25th, 2014 at 9:14am
 
I can't wait for the advent of nanobot-scale manufacturing.  Everybody will have a replicator sitting in their kitchen.


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Reply #2244 - Apr 28th, 2014 at 8:33am
 
And now for something completely random...




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Reply #2245 - May 13th, 2014 at 8:50am
 
Here's a nifty website that demonstrates how correlation doesn't equal causation.

http://www.tylervigen.com/

Here is my favorite, demonstrating how worldwide non-commercial space launches correlate with sociology doctorates awarded in the US:

http://www.tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=805


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Reply #2247 - May 22nd, 2014 at 6:04pm
 
I'm learning and getting jiggy with it...at the same time!!!

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Reply #2248 - May 22nd, 2014 at 9:13pm
 
Yeah, it totally has that Tunak Tunak Tun flair to it.

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Reply #2249 - Jun 3rd, 2014 at 2:10pm
 
Detroit's new RoboCop statue will be unveiled today.

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/05/detroits_10-foot-tall_bronze...


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Reply #2250 - Jun 12th, 2014 at 2:17pm
 
Tesla announced today it is dropping all of its patents applying to their electrical vehicles.  The company's engineering is now effectively open source.

http://www.teslamotors.com/blog/all-our-patent-are-belong-you

Too frickin' cool.  Kudos, Tesla!


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Reply #2251 - Jun 12th, 2014 at 3:37pm
 
Woa...this will be interesting to follow all around (economically, politically, corporately, etc.)...very very interesting.

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Reply #2252 - Jun 27th, 2014 at 9:57am
 
Here's some interesting new car technology.  Hyundai is pairing their automatic emergency braking system (a device that helps prevent collisions when a car in front of you rapidly brakes) with the vehicle's GPS to automatically reduce your speed to the speed limit when passing by traffic cameras.  I'm not sure how useful this would be in the United States where most of our speed enforcement is still done by police officers instead of static cameras, but it's still pretty nifty.

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/185365-hyundais-2015-genesis-will-automatical...


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Reply #2254 - Jul 17th, 2014 at 9:16am
 
Surely, this is a sign of the coming apocalypse:

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Reply #2255 - Jul 17th, 2014 at 10:03am
 
I think I saw Briney update his profile picture the other day and I almost passed out.
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Reply #2256 - Aug 4th, 2014 at 4:00pm
 
Fight Club 2 is coming next year.  I'm betting this will be right up there with Boondock Saints 2 on my list of sequels that I refuse to acknowledge.

http://www.laggano.com/2014/07/fight-club-2-takes-place-alternately-in.html


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Reply #2257 - Aug 5th, 2014 at 3:18pm
 
I found it odd too that it's coming in graphic novel form.  Don't really understand why.  I read FC and it was enjoyable on it's own (even after seeing the movie).
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Reply #2258 - Oct 4th, 2014 at 3:01pm
 
The sequel to Super Troopers has been confirmed.  Something makes me think this is at least the third time I've seen "confirmation" of a sequel over the past five or six years.


http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/super-troopers-sequel-confirmed-ste...


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Reply #2259 - Oct 10th, 2014 at 12:48pm
 
Here's a nifty video of Tesla's autopilot functionality in action...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7quu551ehc0

Admittedly, I'm somewhat dubious of a system that seems to rely on visual aids like lines in the road and speed limit signs.  Around here, we have plenty of streets that either don't have lines at all or they're badly faded.  Moreover, if this system actually reads speed limit signs instead of using GPS location for those signs, what happens when the sign is obscured or illegible?


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Reply #2260 - Nov 3rd, 2014 at 10:50am
 
Make sure your speakers aren't cranked too loud...

https://psapin.github.io/
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Reply #2262 - Mar 24th, 2015 at 1:52pm
 
Vivica Fox will be returning for Independence Day 2.

http://screencrush.com/vivica-a-fox-indendence-day-2/


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Reply #2263 - Mar 25th, 2015 at 7:36am
 
Ya, because her part was so important.

Here's the thing though.  No Will Smith.  So what would be her point?!
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Reply #2264 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 8:54am
 
The greatest song of our generation:




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Reply #2265 - May 13th, 2015 at 8:42am
 
Here's a nifty physics simulator that runs in your browser.  The best 60 seconds you'll have that don't involve Wes's mom.

https://haxiomic.github.io/GPU-Fluid-Experiments/html5/?q=UltraHigh


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Reply #2266 - May 20th, 2015 at 12:10pm
 
Someone actually managed to make a Smart car look fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watcht=29&v=tl9QO3ANIbc


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Reply #2267 - Aug 15th, 2015 at 7:04pm
 
Here's the crater left behind by the industrial explosion in Tianjin, China:

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Reply #2268 - Aug 15th, 2015 at 8:21pm
 
Wow, that is an incredible shot.
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Reply #2269 - Oct 7th, 2015 at 3:15pm
 
IT'S HAPPENING!

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They're one-upping Top Gear by doing the long-awaited race between the three top super cars (a Ferrari LaFerrari, a McLaren P1, and a Porsche 918).  The Top Gear producers could never get the manufacturers to agree to it, but it looks like Amazon three enough money at people to make it happen.

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Reply #2270 - Oct 31st, 2015 at 1:37pm
 
Are you guys ready for the ultimate mindblow?  A reddit user has postulated that Jar Jar Binks was really a sith lord the entire time, and his argument is surprisingly convincing.  Check it out:

https://np.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trai
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Reply #2271 - Nov 1st, 2015 at 8:04am
 
I think his first half is a non sequitur.  And the stylization is just that.  Take for instance Vash the Stampede from Trigun.  There, you can tell, is some effort to appear effortless.

I've always been the one to point out that Jar Jar is the one who brings about the major turn in all three movies and I would almost attribute to Lucas attempting to blink S.O.S. while someone held a gun to his head to write that awfulness.

However, the fact that these items can be pulled shows just how shotty and full of holes the story really was.  Red Letter Media did the "no topping it" review and that should answer any question had about anything.

What was the answer?  Spaceballs 2 - The Search For More Money!

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Reply #2272 - Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:08pm
 
Hey, anyone want a code for a free digital download of the new Trans-Siberian Orchestra album?  I got two codes with some concert tickets I bought, so the second code is up for grabs.


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Reply #2274 - Dec 21st, 2015 at 1:16pm
 
I thought this was a pretty nifty look at VR tech.  It's called "redirected walking", and it a technique used to fool you into thinking you're walking one path while actually walking a different one.  It can be used to fool you into thinking you're in a much bigger area than you're physically in, opening up the game world quite a bit.

As someone with a fairly small office, this could be a huge boon.  Not to mention the short distance a tethered headset will restrict you to!




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Reply #2275 - Dec 26th, 2015 at 12:07am
 
I tried the Vive the other day using that technique, and did the google paintbrush thing, as well as some zbrush and other crazy proprietary tech. I like it better than my DK2, and it might be better than crescent bay... but I haven't used oculus' hand controllers yet, so I can't compare there. Next year is an amazing year for VR!
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Reply #2276 - Jan 25th, 2016 at 10:39am
 
For you Doctor Who fans, Steven Moffat just quit.  We won't get any Doctor Who in 2016 (except possibly a Christmas episode), so we'll have to wait until spring 2017 to get our fix.  Sad

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Reply #2277 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 5:14pm
 
CBS and Paramount are apparently getting into a heated copyright battle with a Star Trek fan film. 

http://www.avclub.com/article/paramount-lawyers-call-star-trek-fan-films-bluff-n...

You've got to check out the affidavit for the lawsuit, it even mentions the Star Trek animated series...

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2757228-Axanar-Klingon.html


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