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Reply #900 - Dec 18th, 2007 at 2:33pm
 
wow, that is pretty dirty, you know she is 10 right?



...But she said she was 13!!!
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Reply #901 - Dec 18th, 2007 at 2:44pm
 
Yeah, I didn't know O'Reilly had named his e-peen "Patriot Act."

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Reply #902 - Dec 18th, 2007 at 4:01pm
 
My e-peen is named Bruce Banner, don't make him angry!
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Reply #903 - Dec 18th, 2007 at 4:29pm
 
You mean you have radiate testicals with no hope of pleasing a woman of any species...ok I won't.

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Reply #904 - Dec 18th, 2007 at 4:35pm
 
Hey, there is always a chance.  I just need to find a woman that can finish in the first 20 seconds...that should be a full 5 seconds before me...then sleep time.
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Reply #905 - Dec 18th, 2007 at 6:09pm
 
Just do what you always do with a woman...give her your credit card number first.

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Reply #906 - Dec 18th, 2007 at 10:17pm
 
Ouuuuuch!

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Reply #907 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 1:44am
 
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22312421/

After publicly feuding for more than a year, “Lord of the Rings” director Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema have reached agreement to make J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Hobbit,” a planned two-film prequel to the blockbuster trilogy.

Jackson, who directed “Rings,” will serve as executive producer for two “Hobbit” pictures. They will tell the story of how the young hobbit Bilbo Baggins originally came to possess the nefarious One Ring that Frodo, his adopted heir, needed three films to dispose of.

A director for the films has yet to be named. Production is tentatively set to begin in 2009 with a release planned for 2010, and the sequel following in 2011.
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Reply #908 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 7:26am
 
I doubt they'll produce it in a year, unless they start in January 2009 and release it in December 2010.

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Reply #909 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 8:34am
 
Woot for the hobbit.

And a big pffft to pat.  Hookers don't take credit cards noob!
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Reply #910 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 8:41am
 
spanky wrote on Dec 19th, 2007 at 8:34am:
Hookers don't take credit cards noob!


I got slapped last time I tried to swipe my card.

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Reply #911 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 8:42am
 
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Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way — and it's not Britney's. Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

After she found out from a doctor that she was pregnant, she said, "I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody."

"Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me," she said.

Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported.

"She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears said. "A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

She said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.

But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. "I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." She declined to talk about her older sister.

Spears spoke to the AP shortly before Thanksgiving, the day she told OK! she informed her mother about the pregnancy.

Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — "so it can have a normal family life."


Catholics got it right, condoms are wrong.  But you need to set some money aside for the abortion, just incase something like this happens.
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Reply #912 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 9:02am
 
Wow.  Thanks for that informative and highly relevant post.

I was just saying to myself, "I wonder what the Spears family is up to?"

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Reply #913 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 9:15am
 
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"I wonder what the Spears family is up to?"


Well now you know, they are just whoreing around...just like pat.
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Reply #914 - Dec 19th, 2007 at 11:26am
 
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they are just whoreing around...just like pat.


*Latin accent* Don't be jealous, vatto! /head swivel

Has anyone seen Idocracy?  Not a great movie but it's opening was brilliant...and made me scared.

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